We Spent 100 Days in a Hardcore Minecraft Apocalypse

In this video that definitely didn’t take a year today i tried to survive 100 days in an evolving apocalypse with zombies natural disasters and even a lot of other survivors you may know can i survive 100 days in an evolving apocalypse let’s find out

On the first day i woke up in some kind of tank i don’t know how i got there and i didn’t remember any except that 75.1 percent of viewers aren’t even subscribed what does that mean and then i spontaneously remembered also that it only takes a second to

Subscribe and i can make crazy stuff like this if you do the only sound reverberating through the halls was a cacophony of mangled okay yeah it was there there were zombies i was in a lab with zombies oh oh god oh no oh no oh no no

No no no no no no no no no no there was another big one at the top but i’d been asleep long enough and i was not about to catch any more z’s oh god hopefully one of these nearby buildings would have supplies i hear a zombie in this one though bye

Playing it safe i got some wood out in the open where where where dude i just hear them oh my god stone pick nice don’t axe great can they break through doors [Applause] i don’t think i want to be in the city when when night comes maybe the tunnels

Could work nope they won’t oh that sun is setting i think i should get to the top of something i didn’t have time to escape the city so a rooftop was the next best thing okay oh you followed me all the way up here that’s not worrying

For the first night i set up a temporary camp atop the roof but the light attracted them and so did the sound so i closed off the stairs and closed off the ability for air to enter my lungs and held my breath until the sun came up as soon as the second

Day came i did too could have phrased that better i needed to build a house my first idea was to repurpose an abandoned building oh i hear so many in there actually no i just heard one climb a ladder there’s gotta be some good spot to set

Up a base that looks like our best bet over there right now i was really happy i picked the forest but later in this video you’ll see just how bad of an idea that was i think this right here this is gonna be our spot this is gonna be our

Spot okay we gotta go fast i cleared out the area quick and started on a frame it was dark and i hadn’t finished this was really really bad so i just hoped they couldn’t hear and see me from this far out haha they could whoa whoa whoa whoa

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god god walls are going up walls are going up i tried to finish before morning but it was a little hard with the background noise when the moon hits your eye i’m so [ __ ] i will die everything sucked but i’d reached day three still needed food

Though so i decided to go down the mountains and while everyone ever was chasing me from the house i made a couple friends be my friend be my friend be my friend be my friend nice be my friend anyone else would it be my what apparently wolves could carry the

Virus too and i lost mine no but at least my second wolf would one of the only nice things about the apocalypse is cobwebs are really easy to find so i successfully made a fishing rod successfully on purpose i built a small dock and fished for too long it got dark

The firefly scared the [ __ ] out of me and then there was actually one that night i made a watchtower so i could keep a lookout and not get lost hey look it’s my old that’s my old spot and just like that it was day four oh yeah that’s a problem first thing i

Did that day was climb down and take care of all the zombies it may have taken a little time to kill them all but all i had going on today anyway was slowly starving to doubt i cut down all the trees around my house for more wood

And so no more zombies could sneak up but i did get scared by a bird that night i worked on my house a little more and only a couple terrible things happened is it just you oh oh [ __ ] um i spilled some capri sun i already hear more i already hear more

Either the zombies have been holding out on me or they’ve gotten strong enough to break my wooden walls um you [ __ ] what you [ __ ] what i couldn’t reinforce my house at night so i did the next best thing let’s see how you do against two doors

Brah on day five i let a lot of zombies away and noticed it was coming down pretty hard It’s fine charlie just dig the trench i didn’t have any strong materials so a big hole to trap zombies was gonna have to do it and there was no way it could backfire with my home secure i could go mining it was a blast here’s what the caves sound like [Applause]

Don’t hug me i’m a miner i did a bit of mining and found some underground structure which in a true [ __ ] me fashion was a subway tunnel one of the worst places to ever be in the apocalypse oh oh [ __ ] that was bad and that’s enough heart attacks for one night

Because the mines were awful i didn’t get as much iron and coal as i wanted so i decided i’d look for these things in the city why why did i do that oh well would you look at that oh [ __ ] i found some emeralds which are great for trading with people

Who are alive top floor is always the safest oh yeah i probably should have just kept mining even if i wasn’t finding that much and my life was on the line every millisecond i spent out here it was still pretty cool exploring the old city unfortunately i didn’t really

Find anything good today then i stayed out like 20 minutes longer than i meant to because i just didn’t understand how ladders and vines interacted [ __ ] oh it’s dark it’s dark it’s dark it’s dark uh that’s that’s where our house is right over there i don’t know how we got here oh

Oh they’re below me they’re actually down here i think it’s that way i i’m gonna stay in the treetops as long as i can because i think they’re right below me why do i hear them everywhere now there’s one there oh no oh no there’s a bunch behind me too

Oh man okay okay okay now it’s time now it’s time go go go and then as bad as today was i did manage to find wool which meant i could finally go to sleep day 7 started by getting all the dudes out of my trenches it was a lot of dudes

But at least the trenches worked next i made a little lawn of the dead can you open a gate thank god after finishing up the new yard i started to hear scary storm noises so i did what any rat would do or person and went into the ground i needed

Water for crops anyway which meant a bucket which meant iron i actually got some mores this time and i checked out that tunnel from earlier got some iron was feeling great look at that baby it’s day eight i used that iron to make a bucket to get some water

To finally eight days in start growing food this bucket’s gonna be for mlg maturity love and growth because i didn’t learn anything the first time i used the last few seconds of daylight to perform the beautiful ritual bond between man and beast love me love me love me love me nice another one

Not nice at the end of day eight i finally had a companion it was feeling less like survival and more like life good boy can you come on in come on in i started thinking about some dog names maybe ollie buddy or or how about um didn’t come

Inside and is now in mortal danger you mother you you first of all don’t give me that and you die i really hope he comes back inside no No you [ __ ] [ __ ] my dog fell into my trench even if it wasn’t that zombie one of them would have gotten him i’m gonna kill every one of these goddamn things that night i geared up to take the fight to them i couldn’t protect my wolf

So i was gonna [ __ ] avenge it day nine and i was going in i saw another wolf so i decided to just give it a bone to help it out the first chest i opened had an iron battle axe that seems like it’ll be really good Okay this [ __ ] is killing my throat i mean i have almost been screaming for an entire day oh [ __ ] yeah yeah there’s way too many i never really realized how many infected were in the city at night and now that i was out here i ran straight into a horde

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god there’s a small chance that sometimes a horde this big can appear and my chances of survival they were dropping fast this was the most zombies i’d ever seen falling meant certain death but i was gonna have to jump for what it hell

Hop in big man let’s go baby i had run into a living breathing actual real human guy and he seemed all right i am zechariah bloodlight daytona ford f-150 dale earnhardt jr jr but most people just call him a florida man so i thanked florida man and told him i’d

Been living in the woods for a little bit in the woods you reckon i got a thing for you listen that thing was a makeshift grappling hook i guess this could be really useful they’ve been getting faster do you have a place that you’re staying i’m kind of between homes right now

Florida man didn’t have a home but if i could lead him back to mine my chances of survival would be at least twice as good plus he did save my life all right my turn Whoa [ __ ] you got it i’m standing i’m staying a little late you got a leg i’m good angling help gotta let go help me help would you feel better if i just hang out here with you yeah this is good we ended up getting pretty lost after

Being chased around this city is not easy to navigate but eventually i found my way back to where the hill and area with my base should have been did my house get hit by a [ __ ] meteor what the [ __ ] so remember how i said there was gonna be natural disasters

Well one of them has an astronomically low chance of happening that disaster it’s an asteroid it happening this early and happening where my home was in a localized area is insanely preposterously unlucky this is i am reverse dream i’m married oh damn i didn’t know you lived in jacksonville

Florida it’s getting dark actually we should probably play it safe and find somewhere to hide out maybe come back listen you’ve been learning how to survive in this here apocalypse but you ain’t been learning how to live and that’s what i’m here for baby give that a shot

At this point i’d lost everything i spent the first 10 days on i mean what was one bite gonna do make me wrestle an alligator and jump off a volcano i ate it oh [ __ ] are you coughing up blood let’s go baby some of this the gators are an

Endangered species are you ready son i guess i mean should we worry about how these volcanoes got here before jumping off of them i can’t remember what happened on day 10 very well and then we woke up in a crater florida hey hey hey hey there’s a gator there’s

A gator in your pocket oh hey where’s where’s she at where’s i think i i think i lost it oh yeah i had lost my base my items everything and if we didn’t start getting ready right now we weren’t gonna last the night i got a stick remember they can break

Wood we need rock the only rock i know is leonard skinner baby we’re gonna die oh it’s a liberal run run run but wait what did you say there were also more dangers than just zombies now oh [ __ ] i think i left some of them in the street

They must be reproducing holy [ __ ] a village food you want to check around and see if there’s anyone afraid with sure there wasn’t anyone to trade with and we noticed there were no doors or beds in any of the houses so we completely ignored that red flag and just decided

To wait out the night there are a lot just coming out of the forest yeah so villages give off light now we knew why everything was missing florida man was digging an escape tunnel while i was counting zombies and i was losing track 21 20 23 just like my grandpappy always said

Always dig straight down we almost escaped using the tunnel but realized we could hear them above us no matter where we went because they were tracking our footsteps underground if we broke through the surface we would have died on day 12 our patients actually paid off once they stopped spawning we got away

Through the treetops shout out to trees honestly love those things with daylight came a chance to build something yo this could be good cause something on the bridge you would always have like an escape route so we tore down a nearby building and started working on a frame

Bang bang bang the thing that your uncle tells you not to grab but you grab it anyway you accidentally shoot the neighbor you got to hide the body down by the lake and you’re not allowed to tell nobody about it wait what we dug out a gap on each side

And by the time that night fell our walls were actually working we still made a watchtower just in case and florida man was finally taking things seriously until i found the recipe for nunchucks oh my god you don’t you don’t you don’t think for a second that this

Is a bad idea right how would it be go wow you didn’t got me maybe it was dumb to run on each other with nunchucks but we deserved the break our base worked on the morning of day 13 we noticed our nunchucks had drawn a lot of chucks oh

Whale i tried to lure them away and hopefully take a couple out oh [ __ ] run you idiot come back around the other side i’ll meet you oh there’s goddammit [ __ ] i always get stuck with the dumb [ __ ] i managed to lose them in the woods which is great i mean it’s

Never like you need to get wood in minecraft and the day got even better we found a new pet oh hey look a little baby gator hey buddy we decided on the name steven we adopted him and nothing bad ever happened to him again but then

On a rooftop near the bridge we found something even crazier cows massive schmidty meaty milky wilkie boys if we could bring these cows back to the basement we wouldn’t have to risk our lives scavenging for food so we made a plan we’d clear out the building one

Floor at a time bringing the cows down layer by layer oh god oh [ __ ] there were some down there there was something down there yeah we had to leave the cows about halfway down the building but we made it out alive oh my god holy okay on day 14 we built an entire

Staircase on the side of the building just to get the cows out and it only took betsy stop watching the fight literally all day make babies [Laughter] now these cows were fun for about the first three seconds then they decided to be a real moose come down come down welcome

Oh god it’s the [ __ ] we did it’s the wall we did and well i think these cows just took themselves from dairy to me on day 15 the infected had gathered below us again but by now i was pretty good at leading them away we got some wood midday and as

The sun set it was time to go mining hopefully it’d be a lot less dangerous with two of us i discovered down here that zombies couldn’t swim upstream this was huge i tried to make uh whatever this is and some infected hurt us mining but we

Managed to make a clean getaway and find a vein of eight diamonds i knew it i used most to make florida man a diamond battle axe because you know what’s more rare than diamonds friends nascar don’t exist anymore you know what does my goddamn battle axe and

I made myself a diamond sword all right man let’s get the hell out of here how like this what the holy [ __ ] what huh what did i just watch what’d you mean i just jumped up punch it out daytona beach 1996. don’t look it up yeah no i guess it makes sense that

Floridians can naturally wall jump but now so could i with a good haul we dug back to the surface we made it back up on day 16. oh the surface all right just in time to see this oh my gosh wait i think i know where we are i’m

Going to try and make food hang on hang on i’m making a crafting table really quick we’re going to make a furnace i might start killing the [ __ ] out of these cows okay kill them kill them oh they’re spawning they’re spawning they’re spawning they’re here oh my god run run run run

This was a blood moon zombies could spawn as close as eight blocks and completely ignored light sources not to mention there’s hundreds of them um there’s water down there you trust i didn’t see where you went i’m just building up build up real high we’ll be fine i see torches that’s that’s that’s

The i know where i am i know where i am oh god they’re following me down below thank you i have the same situation man when i was doing those wall jumps my ass was pretty tight but right now i just think it might be a little tighter oh

Man i’m clenched up like it’s christmas oh hell i found you i found the thing that means you must be close you must be close i’m on the i’m on the road i’m on the road to a place there’s a lot of them but it’s possible

It’s doable [ __ ] let me in oh [ __ ] i made it i made it back oh god they did spawn inside they did spot inside i made it back alive but florida man was still out there so on day 17 i looked i see you i see you

Oh hell you’re right there hey man the hell and that was it i had survived my first blood moon you know i didn’t think we were gonna make it out of that one alive though i’ve never been so scared standing on top of that little ledge over there but listen i do have

I do have people out there i mean somewhere you think florida’s still out there somewhere I gotta hold out hope man i may be going out to find my home but if you ever need me to defend yours Just light the joint and i’ll be there oh yeah and i left you a little something in the chests over there you didn’t have to do that florida man are you sure oh yeah i’m sure you’ll use it when you need to all right this the sun’s setting go florida man

I’ll see you you rock on florida you are the swamp go florida man was gone but with a new fire in my heart i knew that what the [ __ ] is that on day 18 i lit up the bridge to prevent zombies from spawning and went out in search of some

Wool because being awake sucked or cap oh this the circle of life it is fight why is it fight what the [ __ ] i think the circle just started going counterclockwise i i’m okay this was worrying because either that cow drank a little extra milk or the infection was

Jumping to cows and those infected humans were moving noticeably quicker what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this guy on oh my god is that what is falling from the sky oh what the hell it is it is coming down now are they getting blown away oh [ __ ] yeah i need

This is what i needed i need a sheep i need a cheek i need a dwarf oh that that those gators so remember how i said this was an evolving apocalypse well day 18 is when the storm started and they get way stronger so stay tuned luckily this time

My armor was enough to weigh me down and let me get away in the eye of the hurricane there are gators good news i got wool bad news it was getting dark so i took my nice new bed and slept in a hut in the middle of the road on day 19 i

Somehow woke up on a rooftop uh what can i say i toss and turn i guess and apparently i snore pretty loud too on my way back home i noticed a zombie that was a little different oh there’s a fast one there’s a fast one there’s a fast

One there’s a fast one i’m about to get a fast one pulled on me when i got back home i built something vaguely resembling a bedroom but [ __ ] sleep who needs rem when i can rim my pickaxe into some diamond door this particular mining trip got a little weird what are you

Is that an eel bro i had to fight a bunch of infected to get back to the surface but i got a diamond pickaxe out of it then i trapped myself under a cow for eight hours until sunrise now that i was getting more levels day 20 i wanted to make an

Enchanting table i booked it over to some books and please quiet down sir this used to be a library what the [ __ ] running around the city ruins i found a chest with two diamonds and one with three obsidian i also got cornered in a basement today and these

Guys were hitting a little harder through the armor overall i almost died twice today so pretty good time to cut some more trees okay i finally put stairs down in my mine shaft after days of smashing my head repeatedly against the ceiling i i probably would have done this sooner if

I didn’t smash my head repeatedly against the ceiling my tummy started rumbling so i went out for a midnight snack wait a second i’m not hungry that’s not my tummy that’s 20 zombies good thing lava rocks or at least it did originally lava is very bright and the sound of

Zombies burning is very loud so i had to get rid of the lava because zombies kept coming to die but good news now i had enough materials for committing dark sacrifice just to make sure i had a roof over my head i put a roof over my head and i

Ended my day in fear day 22 started with clearing the river look at all those fish oh today i was going to make the foundation for the enchanting room i needed more cobblestone and i really didn’t want to deal with zombies so i just made a [ __ ] okay so i was gonna put

This enchantment table down there but we’re a little short on cobblestone and i think the zombies will eat it or enchant their teeth or something so it’s going up here i’m turning 30. all of my bad luck up to this moment was just to save for this unbreaking three

Fortune three diamond pickaxe i instantly went mining to exploit the earth but apparently with bigger drops comes bigger boys this is so bad this is so bad there’s so many uh let’s focus on the positive though the acoustics are great oh [ __ ] the echo sticks are great

At least that was all a great way to increase my levels of anxiety i found this half ice ravine right next to lava how does that work ice and lava it’s like what is this the apocalypse i also found copper ore silver ore and sulfur i

Don’t know ask the ground i got up to 35 levels down there let’s see what these bad boys will buy me baby have you seen a spider when this happens the trick is to take a breath enchant another item to reset the rolls and just try again see fire aspect ah

Didn’t expect to see you there and a shield because prevention is the best protection besides slash game mode one and now with the solid defense i went to go check defense and what a surprise what a surprise and and look at this another zombie right at my door jonathan excuse me please

Excuse me jonathan you know that’s a zombie right john what we talked about it’ll be okay there was clearly something wrong with this strange ragged child so i did what any reasonable person would do i let him into my house oh thank you jesus man oh my god i

Haven’t seen a cow hey wait wait wait wait wait wait don’t be milking anything just yet first i gotta milk you for some information okay you you look like you look like [ __ ] here have some have some croc have some croc i’ve got flesh no no no don’t you don’t

Eat that why have you been eating that well i mean obviously yeah that was it ever since my family died i’m just ordinarily i would focus on the many red flags there just were in everything you said but something happening drew my attention away no i don’t want this i

Don’t want to go oh hey hey hey you you think we you think you can deal with your friends there i think you can deal with your friends there yeah so the zombies could break fences now and who knows what else ah i haven’t been touched so long oh hey boy you want

Some of this stop stop anything in front of their face is food it was a little weird how he kept eating rotten flesh and he probably shouldn’t but i think he’s immune yeah drink that milk flush out the old system they say this doesn’t taste as

Good as my my my recipe i’ve not seen an establishment like this in months that they’ve been torn down how do i what can i do for you well since who’s gonna enforce child labor laws i’d love your help you’re not from florida are you florida

Which one’s that okay you’re on the team oh hey hey take off that helmet you want me to take off you see me put down okay okay i mean that’s one out of the frontal lobe you got that thanks man i couldn’t i couldn’t have gotten this far without it wait oh that

Is one mom my mom used to say i had a lot of soft spots don’t touch any of the soft spots that’s juan pogba’s cranium ugh another day rise and shine i asked the child today we had a plan tommy said with enough sand and gunpowder he could solve my

Zombie problem one two three four five quick seven now i just had to see how he was going to use the sound of the tnt oh [ __ ] they’ve all ran away success tommy agreed to help me build the expansion of my base but only if i

Took him out on an adventure into the city afterwards we talked a bunch during the day but every new thing i learned about him was just weird and then i was kind of walking around and it all goes a little bit fuzzy and blurry oh that lobe there that lobe which one’s that

Temporal the temporal do you have any string and wool you could hand to me some piercing wool i guess that’s a wall or some string yeah i’ve oh okay yeah you just took it um what are you gonna no oh you look great hey thank you okay so thanks for the help of

Knight had fallen and that meant it was time to put tommy’s plan to action to make this base zombie-free oh tommy oh [ __ ] was that you okay that was incredibly underwhelming charlie i’ll be honest with you i think soon and when i give you the warning

Because i can feel it going through me the more of this flesh i eat the more the more i feel it yeah you should probably stop eating that more the virus the virus i thought you were immune why do you stop eating flesh when i give you

My word i need you to pull up these iron bars i need you to lock me down all right okay but until then until then we’ve got time let’s get some progress done because i’m a pretty handy guy yeah you are okay and hey we’re not we’re not losing

You anytime soon all right slow it down stop eating flesh here’s some bread can we soak it in some blood no a little bit of blood sore no blood socks yes ketchup put all the rotten flesh in there really all of it yes all of it there’s so much

All right it’s all gone no you know one of the things about the virus is it makes you better at clicks per second and 1.8 pvp stop stop speed bridging you’re just making an exact straight line for all of the zombies to funnel down into my house it is really

Impressive though thank you let’s go explore these homes now you said we yeah you said we could you promise And i have a water bucket let me seal off the basement first so that people can’t get in it and then we can go for an adventure sound like a real human right now yeah good oh you you’re really where the [ __ ] are you going did you just jump off this

Oh yeah i don’t need to climb it i’ve got my book here i’ve got my 1.8 pvp skills hey get back get back here it is turning night we have to go whoa why why are they oh [ __ ] man okay see this is why i didn’t want to stay out here oh

Hey look this guy right over there let’s go to him i okay so something i’m curious about from what i saw earlier can you talk to them yeah sure i know you’ve probably been speaking to uh professor brains o v o h right over remember that repeat after me only

Violence on humans well hang on ovo can you tell them maybe novo how about novo you know what i’m you know when i’m doing my work i don’t want you to do it i don’t want to intrude but listen to me all right the trick is these days you infiltrate them you gain

Their trust you do work for them and then you eat them that’s the meta strategy work gain trust reign is it all is it all coming okay over there yeah it’s fine but you’re off-putting me all right we’re all dealt with over here you didn’t you didn’t hear any of that did you

I heard a little something about uh about brain about trust but i agree with you man it’s important it’s important to trust our brains yeah it’s important to trust what’s in here you know what’s in here you know what’s in here oh my god you know what oh god

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god my noggins my tender noggin my 10 to my soft spots go go go go that was loud they’re coming oh he’s built so different you’re good up there not for long i’ll just play

Some water down here right you can land in this shall we what you can get in that okay i’ll try holy [ __ ] okay we gotta go we gotta go i’ll speak later eat more you can talk to them just tell them there’s no base here tell them something so they go i’ll

Make sure i’m going to compete communicate to them all stay away from their house uh they’re kidding goddammit tommy they’re getting down the [ __ ] bridge oh wait no no i’m speaking to him don’t you worry no they’re gonna they’re coming down the bridge you made tommy so

No i’m speaking to him what do you mean you’re speaking to him that’s one hell of a prayer thanks man best friends i’ve ever seen it’s let me survive so far you don’t deserve that brain you didn’t earn it i made a couple new folds okay and what is that what does

That sound charlie i spoke to him charlie oh we made it we made an executive decision [ __ ] tommy what the [ __ ] is this man charlie tommy what did you say they convinced me charlie you don’t deserve that brain what the hell do you mean no no no no don’t stay back stay the

[ __ ] reason why not i am i’m awesome i i [Applause] you love men and women and children eating eating them eating them and families and families oh yeah prove it what’s your favorite part of the brain what’s the tastiest part scientifically the low dilubial crunk charlie the lobel krung [Applause]

We can figure this out okay you gotta let me do this and then you’ve gotta lock me up all right let you do what let you do what wait tommy no tommy oh tommy what are you doing are you trying to blow up me my base the zombies

What’s going on stop oh my [ __ ] god i’m sorry charlie honey you gotta lock me up i don’t know why i did that i sabotaged myself right no stop throw it [ __ ] put it down [ __ ] put it down man charlie i wouldn’t lie to you stone and iron bars

Are the only thing i can’t break out of help me do it help me do it quick before it’s night i don’t i don’t want to i don’t know how much sanity you’ve got left but i don’t want you to lose it let me have been here wait no i need more of

This okay Come on dude lock me up i won’t be able to get out of here charlie you [ __ ] promise probably i wouldn’t let you in this form shall we okay i’m sorry hey hey hey not me tommy i’m sorry i had to be like this it’s okay i know this is the best way

I’m sorry they’re coming okay they’re coming but i know you won’t have any trouble with them charlie will you move on and i’ll be right here i’m waiting i’m gonna find i’m gonna find a way and find we’re gonna find a way to beat this all right even if the cure is a

World away i’m gonna find it for you goodbye shall we good night tommy i had a lot of rebuilding to do on day 29 and a tornado almost blew the cows away no thanks i prefer ground beef i also saw a zombie riding a cow and very suspiciously a cow standing next to

Gator meat so i tested my theory and yup that cow ain’t right i built a big wall with no doors to break down but something to wall jump up which the zombies can’t do yet on day 30 i added one outside too grinded some more levels and made my

Base look just a little hotter uh oops too hot so there was a blood moon last night on the night of day 30 and even though i was safe inside [ __ ] you i now had a lot of new neighbors i had to introduce myself to i threw a

Very nice housewarming party very warm and spent the rest of the day getting them back home to hell on day 32 i mind a ton of nearby cobblestone to make some stone brick and further reinforce my base i am very introverted especially towards night

Monsters on day 33 i set out to try and solve the zombie problem i kept waking up to by covering everything in torches it weirdly looked kind of nice not nearly as many as there were before oh okay bad time day 34 i started building another huge wall on the west

Side of the bridge some people filed complaints so i respectfully killed them with a sword i had to take a break in the middle of the day because of some dangerously high winds bessie don’t you dare but then it was back to building

And by the end of the day i had a pretty wally wall on day 35 i had a lot of infected knocking at my door so the first thing i did was light up a bunch of areas under the bridge that were still dark i sort of wanted to figure

Out how to stop them from showing up before i spent another entire day just killing them so let’s just enjoy a nice peaceful day of mining oh [ __ ] now you’d think that being underground is a good place to be during a blood moon but when you’ve been digging a two by

One tunnel it gives them one direction to go [ __ ] and back at home tommy’s staircase was not doing me any favors are you sure are you sure i feel like i can get a good night’s sleep tonight i feel like i’m sleeping well yeah oh god they whoa

Jesus so remember those torches i put everywhere well this site confirmed something these [ __ ] were breaking all the torches they came in contact with fantastic yeah let’s just make these walls a wee bit higher on day 36 i had to deal with a couple stragglers holy moly everyone

You just stay right there okay you don’t move are you [ __ ] kidding me i segmented my base with iron doors so that way if an infected did break in it wouldn’t be able to get to everything so on day 37 i also realized just how dumb i am because

The tommy i’d been seeing through the bars these past 10 days it wasn’t tommy it’s a fake it’s a [ __ ] fake he broke out and i don’t even know for how long i don’t know when he got out he’s out there somewhere among the gators

Oh god he’ll be back for the rest of the day i made the downstairs floor look a little nicer i did a little mining but when i got back up there were so many zombies waiting for me i i wasn’t even gonna make it to my house but then i saw

There was someone out here hell is that hello oh hey charlie what are you doing get in okay okay okay i don’t have time dad’s gonna have time to ass [ __ ] you [ __ ] he’s not a [ __ ] shotgun man jesus [ __ ] christ what are you what are you

Doing is [ __ ] christ how do you know my name man hold on one second i really just got to take care of him you know yeah hey how do you know my name hold on okay no no you you you do you do something how do i oh

Charlie it’s so good to see you hold on hold on let me oh that’s this is this is calming well hello welcome to my welcome to my shop how are you is this real am i tripping right now are you are you tripping right now you want some crap

I mean i’d i’d rather i got some right for the night don’t put the needle towards me don’t put this no no no no no listen listen listen i i can i i’m gonna get my sword first if you don’t mind just yeah yeah yeah go

Um you [ __ ] idiot hey watch i welded those with my secret formula holy [ __ ] well i i mean i’d love some if could you sell me any of your secrets before no you ever had a kilo before dawg i mean no i don’t know why you

Never had a bunch of [ __ ] ziploc bags that we put the ziploc ziplock bags oh hell yeah probably i’ll probably just fill them up with water to survive to be honest with you by the way uh you know you got that you got the drug bars i noticed i do you

Got a couple of these needle this one needle facing in great by the way that one’s crazy and now it’s facing me and now it’s facing me a couple of years Secret drugs in there right secret welded together cobbled together with lots of drugs in there still probably storing some secret formulas no see that is kind of literally just a secret potion in the core of literally just i kind of hear it sloshing around i kind of hear you sloshing around when i

Wrote that like that is the block cobblestone all the drugs in there nope yeah now what are you looking for huh somebody some some uh i’m i’m i’m looking for and my sword’s gone you want some some of that [ __ ] some of that [ __ ] good juju you know you snort that [ __ ]

Yeah absolutely bro hit me up that’ll uh that’ll make you real strong you know you don’t even need a sword with my super secret substance suck sucker suction inflation we gotta get you back on the road baby [Applause] and i’m ready to [ __ ] go on that road i’m going right through the wall

I’m going right through my walls Got anything with a little more kick to it oh yeah yeah here take a look at this oh [ __ ] pull that pin and have a great start then here we go everyone drunk you later let’s go as soon as i woke up on day 38 i went

Back out to go confront that guy i met last night or at least i meant to because when i got there there was nothing wha there was nothing there no building no goat man nothing i started collecting iron bars nothing nothing i got bars i got bars ah just nothing i got

More bars i guess my mind was just playing tricks on me this was a lot of stress for anyone despite that i started collecting iron bars for an idea i had and enchanted an iron spear because i’d lost my sword in yesterday’s chaos it worked

Fine it had a good it had good reach but i was gonna need something better soon or i was gonna be in trouble but i used that extra reach to thrust myself into bed on day 39 i started my outer wall of iron bars when all of a sudden the

Zombies were jumping at me just christ you just whoa that’s new that’s new that’s that’s absolutely not cool it was day 39 and the zombies had hops god knows what they were gonna have next i absolutely did not want these people on my lawn so it was time to make more

Iron bars a lot of iron bars and hey they work then i went to sleep as another one of my cows phased through my walls something is deeply wrong with these animals i have so the walls don’t totally work but admitting failure is success now

That it was just a little bit safer i made a hoe and planted some wheat there we go i went back to the village to even get more seeds and wheat for this but all of the crops were gone here now the infected had started destroying food sources

Now as a person of hunger one that eats this was bad news yes water them because i have two and a half hunker bars left with a bunch of iron bars down that night i ran around the perimeter of the base to see where zombies could get

In it was a great idea the only problem was they got in on day 41 i discovered the crafting recipe for a boomerang now this is what i call a comeback it dodged it the zombie duck oh god these guys were fast enough to dodge ranged weapons now which didn’t matter

Because i did get it stuck on the other side of the fence oh [ __ ] mom day 42 was revolutionary for the first time ever i could stand in my base and not hear constant zombie screaming feels good to finally have a secure home base cause like before the thing is if i

Ventured out i could lead them all back here and they could destroy everything but now that i finally have a secure base i feel like i can actually go places and come back now that my base was secured i could go out look for supplies and loot and i found some kind of

Capacitor into lava science is dead remember when i said my base was secure that does not apply when tornadoes are blowing zombies in it’s time to put the torches back okay we’re climbing over we are just climbing over that now on day 43 i see it was one single dirt

Block that was my problem for a second i was worried it was something much worse yeah kind of like that aside from the stacking zombies i found diamonds today which meant i could finally have good armor again i had leather for a little bit but i didn’t say anything because if

I addressed it i’d actually be in danger completely unrelated what the [ __ ] is that i guess the next step of the apocalypse is rats i on day 44 i found a nice herd of rooftop cattle and enchanted my gear as much as i could oh yes soul bound the enchantment that

Lets the items stay with me after death sweet very cool very useful i’ll definitely try that out later and die enchant the diamond is great because things would have to be really bad for it to break he foreshadowed all i needed now was a weapon so i accidentally

Created a ball on a stick so powerful i’m scared god will come down to confiscate it holy god damn [ __ ] [ __ ] bessie things are about to get messy day 45 and i was crushing boys i was crushing men it didn’t matter if you had bones you

Wouldn’t when i was done with you groups are still bad though let’s not die today i did some much needed organization which is rare for me i don’t know where my ass is and i also finally when i was moving stuff around saw what florida man

Had left me he gave me a lead i’m literally a lead which meant grappling hook was back baby and i made a grappling hook station and gave this bad boy a magnet bam time for the test run mortal danger way on day 46 i found that some of my crops

Didn’t grow because of bad dirt i guess it wasn’t top soil haha this is a very serious problem anyway i named all my cows bessie so i wouldn’t get them mixed up anymore built a nice little railroad in the mines and brutally impaled a zombie head on a spike

[ __ ] you on day 47 i named my diamond mace plan z with that last touch i had weapons armor and food i was ready to explore farther than ever before Do i hear explosions is that coming from here holy [ __ ] oh my god what what is that thing what is that thing oh my god oh god what the hell is that what the [ __ ] let me in let me in there’s some [ __ ] crazy i don’t know if it’s

A zombie if it’s like a dragonfly oh my god it’s horrifying i found the button to enter this structure and when the doors opened i realized this was some kind of facility maybe a lab and it looked alarmingly like the one i woke up in

What is that oh my god it’s a rat holy [ __ ] that’s a lot of rats Why is that holding a scythe there was a lot of crazy [ __ ] in here but the craziest thing was this book and it mentioned a couple things we did it it worked tommy and it mentioned tommy i think whatever started this apocalypse started here and i think tommy

Might be a little more of a problem than i even realized day eight i hear noises from god’s help me day nine i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry day 25 i have no choice but to continue my work

For the sake of those i love i will tear this world asunder and rebuild it anew okay maybe maybe i don’t stay here uh i kind of don’t really like this i need to get out of here who’s that what a long day why can’t i find it

Come on jonathan get out of the way i’m trying to i’m trying to log my diary jimmy don’t who are you hey hey hey who are you how did you get in here whoa whoa whoa whoa hey whoa whoa hey hey hey hey hey what brings you here huh what brings

You here oh [ __ ] okay okay okay stand down stand down i’ll launch it i found this i found this place you know no one we just thought you could walk in here yes it’s been a while since i’ve had a visitor you know it’s you know you’re

You’re unwelcome sure i don’t want you here but you know maybe come with me you know just put the fancy fancy doodad away you know oh yeah yeah for sure oh yeah i feel much safer now thanks man okay yeah yeah no it’s no worries listen

Listen i don’t get visitors a lot okay huge man jeez i’d even hold that thing you work out yeah i have been you know good you look good holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that thing does not look good you’re not gonna believe this i’m the first visitor i’ve

Had here this is this crazy goat man in a white suit came by and gave me this white powder and i put it to one of the zombies and this happened you’re not talking yeah yeah he didn’t give me his name i didn’t think he was real yeah i wasn’t

Too satisfied with the first one so it’s actually two of them um you know the [ __ ] man the the results are reproducible so i guess you know if you have any of that stuff don’t feed it to the zombies he’s got [ __ ] swords for arms he’s so high dude why the [ __ ] are

You doing all this man prosperity’s sake so maybe maybe the few left of us are able to live better i mean this is a zombie uncle with i don’t know i thought maybe it would cure them you know it didn’t really work out too well let me ask you then does the name

Tommy ring any bells [Applause] come with me he’s a different case okay i worked with him all right tommy tommy and i were working together on on a project this world has been has been doomed for much longer than you could have possibly known i

Don’t know why i hired a british guy you know that was my mission that was my first mistake you know you send him to another world he brings back a zombie virus you know how it is you know what um so anyway uh i think i’m going

To uh walk back to my place and uh forget this no no just keep surviving so i’m gonna just head out you have fun with all your rats listen you know a little too much now okay just the fact that you know this place exists this place is very subtle

Usually i like to keep kind of down here to myself you know but i’ve been looking for a part for for my experiment uh experiment that’ll change the world in a good way in a good way yeah like the uh like the last one right i had two choices here i could run

Away or i could help this mad scientist find his part and try and get something high-tech out of it i gotta go high-tech i see that over there yeah and now see me yeah it’s motorized baby like that this thing can bring you wherever you want as fast as you want

You’re saying you’re going to help me fight please don’t wear it out too much yeah if i can get my hands on something like that that’s gonna i can’t really say no okay here give me your grappling hook yeah i’m gonna i’m gonna upgrade it now but if you run away from me

Then uh then it’s it’s the rat bow for you okay you know just a little bit of this little bit of that there we go boom bam we got ourselves a grappling hook whoa baby all right that’s working oh [ __ ] okay now here’s the problem i don’t know

Where the [ __ ] this thing could be what do you mean you don’t know where the [ __ ] it is you’re a stranger yeah well i mean maybe it’s in a lab you said you came from a lab where was your lab oh yeah meteor so with absolutely no idea where

To look we went out looking for a part that i have no idea what it is unless i did in which case i did throw that one into lava so we’d be looking forever you know the common cold yeah scientists made that what we actually did land on that one that’s the sun

That’s the you’re looking at the sun is the sunrail no you you poor innocent child the [ __ ] sun is not real hey the big fake ball of fire in the sky is going down we should find a rooftop again maybe this needs this building right here wow that’s actually really good we

Didn’t choose that roof 360 at 360. okay okay come on you got this you gotta get it running yeah baby [ __ ] you you’re gonna oh that was me right here this one i think was it down this way well listen man we gotta hope that whatever the hell

Wherever the hell we’re going it has it because uh things are about to get a lot worse for us night 49 wasn’t even a blood moon it was just insane out here down with the sickness oh god i mean i think they just gave me something man oh

My god this one’s riding a [ __ ] pig what the hell is going on is this the chest we gotta get out of here okay one second this thing’s password coded oh come on the answer is 42 good life [ __ ] one two three four holy [ __ ] what it worked is it uh octatic

Capacitor is what you’re looking for that’s it that’s it i’m grabbing it i’m grabbing it i did it the power of the octadic compobulator in the palm of my hand now we just had to survive the journey back um this is uh this is so awful what i’m seeing right now

What is lit is that a furry that is dude i liked the wolves we had back home better can we go back now today marks the halfway point to my personal goal of a hundred days and i think i was gonna survive it we were just getting back home what’s uh

What’s three times six uh twelve okay listen we’re really close now all right okay it’s gonna be a mad dash my door has a 10 second timer okay if zombies are chasing us in we don’t let them inside okay just a heads up you’re gonna need to be quick uh it’s uh

This one the switch yeah okay we gotta hold him up don’t let him get in don’t let him get in don’t come don’t come don’t call don’t cut don’t don’t stop stop stop stop [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay we made it so how was your first trip out

And now welcome to my lab this is crazy right this is insane this is the newest project it’s how we reach into different worlds oh i can recreate this one and make it better recreating worlds reaching into new worlds isn’t that how we got into this mess you sent tommy

Somewhere actually this right here this is this is the deus charge this is what started everything and now it’s gonna fix it how using this i can avoid any worlds that have this property what about all the other survivors out there i know i know there’s some i’ve met a couple i

Know there’s more but yeah sure gives you the right to take away at least this at least their survival and what you don’t think they deserve a better life like just trying to survive you think this is living charlie this is surviving in the new world charlie everyone will be happy

Because i’m going to be a god last time you tried something like this man you you wrecked the one we had you remember that meteor you talked about yeah yeah you know why we’re still here today it’s because we world hopped i it was

Imperfect no no no i got it i got really drunk with a man from florida and we drank a lot of alcohol and swung around you need something we put him in a pan of gators he told me it was chiefs he’s floridian you don’t trust florida men then in that old world

That whole world is gone charlie last time i did this it burned down my acting capacitor this time is gonna be different are you sure i mean i’ve made some modifications this time listen i know we haven’t known each other for long ordinarily i wouldn’t trust i wouldn’t

Trust anyone with this but it’s okay you don’t need to trust me cause after this charlie you’re you’re not gonna remember anything we shouldn’t feel a thing if this goes right okay okay and for what it’s worth these last few days i spent with you were the best i’ve ever had in this

World let’s do it it worked what no something’s wrong we gotta go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh [ __ ] man they’re in here We can’t go back in deeper this world [ __ ] sucks it’s hard to tell it’s all blur is that No no no no i’m not i am not doing that again i’m absolutely i’m not doing that trip again that was a bad one no thanks say no to drugs dare that’s what oh hey charlie what how you doing big guy i am not so good well i’ve been watching you

I think you’re doing really good no i uh there’s a storm coming you know a storm and there’s gonna be more and more of them you hear those zombies over there how do you know there’s gonna be more i mean you hear those zombies over there charlie

Yeah they’re on that good oh gee bubble kush i’ve been growing up oh my god it’s a new screen you gave the zombies the new strain i just came up with they just beat they’re just [ __ ] sniffing all of it i decided it would be the most

Profitable thing my god oh my god oh my god and then injected it into their veins man and you made it trendy just they’re just sniffing that [ __ ] up charlie and let me tell you they sniff it up like those tomorrow what have you done charlie i don’t have

Much time you need to listen to me and you need to listen well i don’t even know how the storms are going to become more and more prevalent they’re going to keep coming they’re going to come back stronger every time you’re doing well how do you doing well charlie i’ve been

Watching you doing well okay apparently living out there with the founding fathers of this country charlie when they wrote the constitution they said we’re gonna have a bill of rights you know what they put in that bill of rights what they put who what they put in the second sentence the second

Sentence in the entire bill charlie what does it say what does it say i don’t i don’t i don’t really remember my school oh my god one of these and maybe some of these holy [ __ ] why are you why are you giving me these load that [ __ ] up load that [ __ ] up

It’s more coming back may the spirit of george washington guide my hand [Applause] what it’s all about baby hey now who the [ __ ] are you who the [ __ ] are you man who the [ __ ] do you think you’re thinking that’s right that’s why we got the right

That’s why we got the right all right hey that’s why they gave it to us god bless america god bless america hey get back out there get back out there you’re not done yeah i mean you haven’t even told me don’t trust any british men [ __ ] redcoats

Oh my god how’d you hey so while i have you here maybe we can just shoot the [ __ ] a little bit shotgun i should really stop shooting my walls i mean i should really stop shooting my customers holy [ __ ] oh my god okay i’m sorry i’m

Sorry hey also did you give me the long fall boots from from the game yeah but it’s a uh it’s a but it’s a lie if i turn around is this shop still gonna be here are you even real Show me that ass on day 52 things were almost back to normal looks like we got a test presser i took my gun to the firing range aka the world there are no laws but there were more zombies than i expected and more blood moons too oh

No no no no no this is very bad [Applause] nope nope nope get me out get me out [Applause] oh god the virus got the furries there were more than a couple scares that night but eventually the sun came up and illuminated the piss on my pants

On day 53 i had a bit of an upsy with the grappling hook i found a single diamond in a chest which let me get the pickaxe back to more than one hit away from breaking i do not know what i will do if i lose

This thing i also saw that the glock had a lot of potential yesterday so at night i started crafting up something special day 54 started with a 50 round clip baby and let’s put infinity on this glock oh that’s fine i kept working on my underground rail

System and came back up to a huge tornado it was raining cows oh i wonder where all these cows bessie bessie get back down here grab onto that dressy the storm started blowing infected into my base so i went underground to play it safe while i was down there i actually

Found a lot of diamonds in a new ravine and also found the metals i needed to smelt and make even more bullets i was able to make what i thought was a lot of bullets uh trust me it will not seem like a lot when i use them right now

Because the zombies are stealing my rails let’s get this baby back on track on day 55 i discovered a really helpful recipe for mining mine but also today was the worst tornado i’d seen yet this thing tore straight through my base it couldn’t rip out my walls so it just ripped out all

Of the ground from under them my defenses were demolished there was nothing i could even do to stop it it’s tearing this part apart too this is tearing apart everything oh but not just that it took all the things attached to blocks pressure plates buttons torches i

Locked myself in my bedroom because my base had gone dark but call me dongle because i’m an adapter on day 56 i shielded every chest with blocks replaced all the wood with stone and all i needed now was some kind of high-tech light source that couldn’t

Be blown away oh my god i’m flashing back to the giant glowing lab this was risky but so were the category six zombie nato’s i’d been experiencing so it was gonna take more than a couple more let’s hope this is a bright idea i’m coping oh jesus christ that’s him let’s end this

Okay What the goddamn [ __ ] yup zombies were picking up other zombies before and now they were picking up me i’m very glad there was no lava down here because yes they do throw you in i world shifted condi to a special farm got the rest of

The glass and um what the [ __ ] is that hey you want to talk this out or never go outside okay all right all right all right there was just one problem it wasn’t dying i didn’t even know that gun was automatic holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that took me down to

Half in all diamond that took me down to half an all diamond and then on the way out i saw another mutated infected i opted for a tactical retreat i got out of the lab on day 57 and installed those new lights except the lanterns which needed prismarine shards

No shot i’m risking a zombie elder guardian so i just got my house a little more bricked up and went to sleep what the goddamn day 58 was really just repairing the base but day 59 was where i was gonna really try something a few

Days ago i’d figured out how to make a tv maybe there’d be a new slime cycle video or an emergency broadcast i guess but no i just saw this day 263 in the bachelor house still waiting on those girls they put me in here uh

200 days ago on on 32nd street it was just this guy talking nothing helpful or entertaining at all low on food here on 32nd street um i guess i can i can update you on the mushrooms growing in the corner they’re coming along well um i really like how hell they’re there and

Sporing on 32nd street that’s i’m pretty sure that’s at the intersection right up there i worked my way past some blistered infected which are really really strong but not very fast and started checking any intact buildings on the street hello the [ __ ] hawaii oh it’s you it’s you get

Me out of there i’m in your floor i’m in your floor hello are you supposed to be in here are you here to announce my my winning what i’ve won why have you got a pickaxe how long have you been in here like 500 600 days maybe a thousand

Does that mean you haven’t seen how it’s gone to [ __ ] out there no uh i haven’t what are you oh is this part of the show no but ratings are definitely lower now i’m i won i’m the last contestant and they haven’t opened the doors or anything i’ve just been i’ve just been

Here they didn’t normally they’re supposed to oh no like that You can’t you can’t you could there’s nothing tomorrow there could be a [ __ ] tornado that tears through here i’ve got a wooden the hot models are gonna come in and i get to take people there’s no hot models so so the last challenge was

I had to put my hand into it into a jar of slugs and pull out a ring and you’re telling me this challenge it’s the zombie apocalypse is there not a bit of a jump between the two challenges i mean i we are taking things in a different direction and that

Direction is out of here and to a shelter where no one can find us okay i’ll trust the producers you lead the way i’ll wait i’ll get back into character quickly you telling me there’s a zombie apocalypse i thought the end of the world couldn’t get any worse but now

I had to do improv i have a gun oh my god this is some great set design holy crap okay this wimford guy was clearly completely delusional but he was still human and for once not a dangerous one maybe it’s just stupid at this point to keep taking in these people but i’ve

Gotta try okay we’re gonna are there any other contestants that are out there i mean do you know this there’s cindy there’s angela uh there’s claire susan okay buddy pick one yeah i’ve got to go save my cindy yeah let’s go you lead the way gentlemen i didn’t

Know how to tell him cindy was definitely dead as [ __ ] so i was just gonna take him back to my place oh sorry these zombies sir [ __ ] quickly into this house open the door open the door uh i don’t think we got much time in

This house oh god oh no oh here take this carrot take this skirt we gotta get out of here this is it right here pal the beginning of the end welcome to my place all night so we’re going to pass through here and carry on right well i

I was actually thinking that we could get a bunch of food and then stay here and stay safe forever i mean i’m not sure about that look man i’m not trying to tell you how to do your job but like i feel like we it’s kind of breaking the pace of the

Show and we have a good pace going here we did a bit of a run and now i don’t know it feels like it feels like a bit of a cop-out if we just go and wait in the base you know maybe we need like a

Mcguffin we need like a goal right god let’s find cindy okay i i genuinely want to find cindy okay all right yeah um that’s yeah let’s let’s take the script in that direction let’s take the script in that direction and then uh and then afterwards afterwards after we’re done

With that episode we can uh we can come back here for the next one and then and stay here uh for the rest of the season yeah sounds good there’s a there’s a lot of them underneath i’m going to independ oh yeah do that that sounds cool oh oh oh oh

I was getting kind of invested at this point i mean if winfrey could survive out here who’s to say cindy couldn’t and if they could both make it today 60 i could make it to 100. all right whoa that one just made a huge jump at you what the [ __ ] happened to you

What happened to you we’re breaking up buddy i can hear my heart beating in my ears everything’s going great winfred winfred what is this what what is this new character you’re trying out man griffin winfred crawl out of here crawl out of here man well you still got time

Left i’m coming i’m coming oh go charlie please charlie you’re going to need to slow down for me man winfred i know that you have a pace i know you have sort of a direction you really want to go for this but i didn’t realize that direction was down

Wow that is it’s actually kind of it’s [ __ ] hot dude i ended up giving wimfred the grappling hook since he’s a little bit of a method actor i’m gonna be honest with you my legs are proper bro no i genuinely can’t move my your legs are just acting broken and you’re

Gonna need them to act good you’re gonna need the oh okay now they’re definitely charlie there’s a big red beam in the sky a big red a big red holy [ __ ] no there’s a big red beam are you coming uh yeah i guess i mean are you sure oh my god it’s

Wilford wilfred winfred what it’s wilfred the second place contestant in the show can you hear us wilfred yes i can hear you oh my god it’s so good it’s so good to see you it’s been so long yes i’m totally not mad at you i’m so glad i’m saying charlotte

Julie we gotta go see him he loves me uh wait wait wait maybe we should yes i love you hey wait wait oh it’s fine oh it’s so nice to meet you um yes i’m doing very well i’m one of i’m one of wimford’s friends

This is this is my friend he saved me so so oh wait does he know the script oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah everyone knows the scripts this is [ __ ] okay and those heads look very realistic next to you yes you want to know why why because they are you ruined my life

Well oh this is ruined my life and now you’re going to believe where does clothes go he looks so eligible winfred oh gosh oh my god okay okay i’m not trying to leave oh god charlie this seems oddly realistic man i’m a little worried about this man i

Was supposed to be the only one and you took that from me this is what i think about you and cindy uh is this part of the um uh uh why don’t we uh actually it’s great time for wilfred cindy’s honor where is cindy have you seen her cindy’s in my bed

You take that thank you son of a [ __ ] with me oh my lord oh my lord indeed you son of a [ __ ] now what did you say say it again one more time outsmarted me see what happens see what what the [ __ ] happens that listen uh he must have gotten that from the

Explosives department because that looks like a very very real rocket launcher okay so you’re gonna need to make it the script you want to talk about being men you son of a [ __ ] i’ll show you i’ll show you what happens willfree you’re right sydney doesn’t like guns what the

Goddamn [ __ ] is happening right now man-to-man i’m gonna put my pants on oh my god i ripped levi jeans two for one a shot of my ripped levi pants two for one who’s levi yes it’s for cindy she deserves me more you can do my name i have no shirt on which statistically

Makes me stronger you’re alive winfred you you don’t look so good man i can’t feel my legs jolly oh oh oh geez um listen we’re gonna get back to uh we’re gonna get renewed for another season all right we’re gonna we’re gonna get renewed and we’re gonna go back to

The base everything’s gonna be able to win yeah you’re the most eligible bachelor i ever saw okay and this is all this is all a tv show right i’m they’re gonna fix my legs um yeah so uh about that you know i think i think you probably already know that what

I think we you know we all know you know we all the i think you we all knew a long time you knew a long time ago that really okay so yeah so you didn’t know uh yeah this is the this is um yeah this is the real apocalypse uh

I know what i’m gonna do oh you got better no [ __ ] you i am still the best bachelor i have a better jawline than you everything i have is much i had it on single fire because you know he’s and back charlie’s obstacle okay why is that something that hey wait wait no It’s getting worse out there i i gotta go well day 60 sure was something [ __ ] rip winfred though genuinely seemed like a really good guy i picked up the rpg and just thought about waiting until morning in this reality tv blood dome but a zombie just fully

Jumped and cleared the walls to get at me okay time to get home i snagged the beacon for now i could actually help the people that followed at this time and you know not challenge them to the death day 61 would have just been a normal trip back home but now these zombies

Were hitting different ways i had enough diamonds so i took a big shirt i was really angry so i got mad at dirt also if i replaced it all with stone brick it wouldn’t be blown away this was gonna take a bit i needed a lot

Of stone and iron so on day 62 that’s what i got on the way back home there was this huge group of infected [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] today i learned that those carrying zombies don’t just throw you into lava they take you into

As big a group as they can stop you do not have a license to carry me holy [ __ ] that hurt i survived but i’m only on day 62. how strong are they gonna get day 63 was pretty productive i put down a ton of stone brick let’s just seal up this

Last little gap here [Applause] but then i saw that same mutant infected from the lab again let’s call it a ripper hey buddy mind if i just pass through i didn’t really want to waste her ability so i oh it minded it minded oh god

Oh jesus christ i got away by the pixels of my little blocky teeth and got the materials i needed on my way back home i got distracted finding some infected and turned around just to see that that ripper had been chasing after me this thing was going mach 10 towards my

[ __ ] let’s see you get past my trusty shield oh i ran away that night i put down the final iron bars and this zombie came out of nowhere and knocked me off the wall yeah apparently these [ __ ] were going to vocational school now they were picking up different jobs let’s

Call this one a charger because i’m about to press them on day 65 i made a little more progress on turning everything to stone brick nice but on day 66 i had a problem [ __ ] it’s breaking the glass oh [ __ ] i tried making something called a block

Reinforcer but it didn’t work on the illuminated glass but it would work on glowstone time to literally go to hell i guess having this happen on day 66 was pretty perfect there was just a teensy problem oh [ __ ] uh hell is hell oh if only there was

Some kind of book to let me know that before i got a little bit of glowstone and then i was out of there on day 67 i filled the cracks in my base just as my crack was filled with fire no my pants my pants i’m not a liar liar so

I fixed up the pants and had enough diamonds to make myself a diamond shield now it was time for the real test does this reinforced glowstone work let’s [ __ ] go back to hell and now i’ve got some reinforced glowstone on day 68 i posted up not just that i

Crafted myself a weather siren now i’d know when a storm was coming before i was in the middle of a category 5 hurricane oh would you look at that i’m in the middle of a category 5 hurricane on day 69 nice and when day 70 rolled around so did something else

What the [ __ ] hey what are you doing That’s my that’s my base move this is a stone base i’ve spent 80 days building it i simply cannot get up and move just move it a little to the right ah oh audi hey what the [ __ ] was that i’m sure it’s i’m sure it’s nothing i mean i’m just i’m

Just trying to get down this road you know because i got to get i got to get to a building that’s going to prove everything that i’ve been writing this entire time about this whole thing who are you by the way oh me i gotta get to the building to improve this conspiracy

And all that you know you’re here how do i get this way i gotta get to the government building you know to prove this entire thing is just gonna consume conspiracy a government hoax okay it’s a hoax you hear all right ah oh oh geez there’s okay you don’t wanna

Take care of this the actors are getting a lot better man this has been a weird day you said actors are you uh you’re some sort of are you another one of those reality tv stars no no no you know those little you know those little things that are uh

That are moving around there those are all just actors they were hired by the government no they’re not they are definitely they are zombies listen i’ve gone down this path before they’re 100 reanimated just people that wow that is some commitment to the role right there they are just leaping off yeah they’re

Really they’re really really good actors i’ll give them that why don’t i just clear a path for you you can take the truck through here and uh we don’t got to clear a path i got another one what do you mean you have another there we are we’re good

Yeah at the end of this road there’s a government building that i’m sure will prove me right on that this is all just this is all just a hoax okay i’ve heard a lot of crazy things lately but that is getting and just like that i got in a

Stranger’s car and we drove off together to dismantle the government uh my name is ronald by the way ronald i don’t believe we’ve met we literally did oh [ __ ] let’s get in that’s good not moving oh sorry i’m used to i’m sorry i i forgot that all these cars were european

Who the [ __ ] is that where the [ __ ] is that who the [ __ ] oh that’s i don’t know who that i don’t know my god it’s fine it’s a little rough but obviously you can take it thank goodness for betsy’s off-road tires holy [ __ ] are they still following us they are still

So hard i think we just like down this road what is that can i i’m gonna run away i’m absolutely running over it i’m going to run over here hey are you [ __ ] sure that the government building is this way this is like i am i am very

Sure that the government building is this way all right this is more insane [ __ ] than i have ever seen it’s okay oh there’s a little bunny uh we have a problem there we are we have a problem the road do we have a problem the road

Goes up at one second let me get out oh boy oh boy do i have something for this all right let’s do this whoa ah works like a child oh now this is what i call a lift what are you hoping to find in this government building i

Mean i’m hoping to find the answers that i’ve been looking i’m thinking that right so everyone disappeared right i’m thinking that they just put them all back inside the test tubes and i’m gonna find all the test dupes and then just take them out and we’ll have society

Again all right it’ll be fantastic because i’ll be proven right and i mean this is a friend what all right this is oh are we here the road stopped i think this could be it actually oh they got little they got doors here all right let’s uh let’s make

Sure that none can get in by putting these doors here all right perfect yeah they don’t know how to open doors no no no no oh oh there’s one oh there we got one we got one we got more than we got more than one all right i don’t think

This is government building they have government government words oh this is a late this is a lady well howdy my name’s ronald boob except the blast b is silent she doesn’t like that she doesn’t like you ronaldo you know that if there’s some government still out there they they abandoned this

[ __ ] long ago like this is not but then how do you explain all the actors then right well there’s no but there’s no but there’s zom yeah let’s go stop the government all right which which way which way hmm i gotta figure out i gotta sniff out the government i can

I think it’s probably that one on the far side over there hey do you eat wendy out there oh we got a little nader on her hands a little what a naked [ __ ] tornado someone told me at one point i shouldn’t just get in stranger’s trucks to tell me about how the

Government is a lie and everyone’s a paid actor oh yeah that’s not a good sign no that’s not a good sign oh boy don’t worry i got another one you’re a whole garage ronald look at that sunset wow it really is beautiful do you think the government would do that

Yep i think it was the scientists actually that did the sun hmm oh [ __ ] oh there’s nothing i think you should drive i think you should drive actually I think i can get a car down in here i’m on my way i’m on my way where are you oh i see you i see you i see you stand stop stay right there stay right there i’m coming for you squad let’s go let’s go which way are we

Going that way that way they’re going to get picked up they’re all gonna get picked up oh boy i got a weave through i got a weave through pretty sure this is a blood moon and a hurricane oh you were doing some nice weaving here ronald i don’t think

I’d have to use this oh god what is oh my god i gotta dive off into the [ __ ] done much better than betsy get in the boat can you not get in this i got like the worst it’s a one-person boat bye-bye ronald i can’t get in ronald take this

Take that what the [ __ ] is this ronald hey ronaldo ronald what the hell man it’s about you’re getting attacked by it follow me let’s go it’s god damn keep up i physically there is physically no way i am not a man you man still can’t find it

I don’t i don’t know that there is a government government no there is a government building there you can’t have buildings without a government building one of then it’s got to be a government building or else this isn’t going to make any sense down there ah come on let’s glow poke come on

Get to it oh god i’m getting inside wait a second i think that this is it wait a second it’s just a what do you mean this is it wait a second look this is just a regular look from this bookshelf wait a second let me read this one

Exactly it says everything that i’ve been saying this whole time no it didn’t know it give me give me that give me the book give me the book no i don’t i don’t have to you just have to trust me on this the empty see exactly the government loves empty

Buildings so you’re saying this is a government building because there’s nothing government all the actors all right this is where they kept all of them before everything before everything went a little south see look at this book see here it says that everything that i’ve been saying is correct there’s

No way it says that ever oh my god see exactly i’ve been right this way well [ __ ] ah well i’m happy now you know everything that i’ve been saying this entire time has been correct i mean i know i know it for a fact man did man you knew it deep in

Spices deep in my spices you know what in your here here i’ll leave you i’ll leave you with this i’ll leave you with this where where is she where is she ronald i’ll leave you with betsy oh ronald you don’t have you didn’t have to do this god

Leave you with betsy all right really i’m i got to be i got to be going now i mean i got to be going what are you going to what are you going to do out there i mean you know it’s all real but i mean i can just keep on shooting them

Actors you know i can just keep on just going bang bang oh sorry one second hey [ __ ] those actors get a real oh man speaking of lumber i am going to go back to my cabin but if you if you ever need me for anything like uh like taking down the government’s conspiracy

Then uh you just you just yell really really loud and really really pitched pitched up as well and also pitched down um at the same time well let me know how this is okay was that when and like was that any good how was that that

No matter where i’m at i’ll be able to hear that wait ronald how are you getting back oh he had another one all right i’ll see you i’ll see you later alligator i’m going go on you beautiful bastard hey wait which which way did we come from

Which way did we come from with ronald gone i took advantage of all the books and what i could find around here to make enough bookshelves for my enchanting room i built it right when i got home and my new roommate didn’t like that too much oh my god

I got to work and chanting all my armor and gaining levels which trust me wasn’t hard when the zombies were now breaking through the stone hill i just built around i didn’t know if this meant they’d become strong enough to break stone brick but god damn it man i was just

Feeling safe again on day 74 i started using connie’s old great sword just for shits and oh my god this thing could sweep and hit a ton at once it actually turned out to be more effective at managing them than plan z the only problem being i couldn’t use a shield

While wielding it that shield has knockback by the way now pretty cool i went to grind for some more levels but remember that building up and attacking downstream yeah that doesn’t work anymore they just jump up and knock me down into the rest of them they weren’t

Getting any smarter per se but it really didn’t feel like i was either but guess what three-fourths of the way to my goal of day 100 and i’m still alive i got lucky enough to get smite 4 on a book and enchanted that greatsword it had

Taken a long time but i was really starting to feel like a zombie killing machine i tried out a bow with punch and multi-shot as a ranged option and at this point i was just figuring out what the most lethal weapons were so i could

Get a ton of them stocked up i also made something called an enchanter where you could pay more levels to select the enchantment you put on a book and it was expensive but on day 76 i used it to make a bunch of unbreaking books and

Just try and give a little unbreaking to everything hold onto stuff a bit longer i actually had fun at night on day 76 no zombies could get in and my enchantment room and base were starting to look pretty cool day 77 i cleaned up some infected outside the walls and i will

Never get used to that they can jump now i was outside the walls today because i was gonna need a lot of sand you’ll see why but i realized i was missing something pretty important that sand i could turn it into glass and with my block reinforcer i could reinforce that

Glass i’d love to show you why but we got ourselves another blood moon no one cared about my walls tonight they were just birthing themselves left and right all over my base but i’m [ __ ] epic now die i kind of just beat the [ __ ] out of them

And kept going on this glass structure i added some wood have you figured out what this is yet okay well no matter what zombies were going to find a way into this base even if just on blood moons so by reinforcing glass and wood i could make a greenhouse that could

Safely make food without the risk of even one zombie getting in and destroying all the crops after i had to replace all the ground with stone brick i no longer had a food source but having a greenhouse here meant i wouldn’t have to go into that danger beyond the walls

On day 80 i went out to go find some nice earthy wormy delicious dirt to plant my seeds i closed off that bottom area below the greenhouse so no infected would get in and started getting dirty on day 81 it all came together i added water with glowstone under it and

Planted and bone mealed all the seeds day 82 and i was eating the bread and beating the dead this blistered infected somehow made it on the top of the bridge and i’m not gonna lie i forgot how absolutely awful these things are to kill but you know what makes it easier

Speed i finally put down that one beacon and also put down another weather siren because that first one got blasted away in a tornado i know i had one job day 83 more lights more stone brick reinforced glass around the weather siren i spruced up or i guess oaked up the nether portal

Room and used that pearl i got from that strange creature forever ago to make an ender staff what does an ender staff do well i’m glad glad you asked so i busted back out the long fall boots managed to get high jump on them and now i’m just a god it took a

Ton of durability off the boots each jump but i could get anywhere around my base and the whole surrounding area so fast now on day 85 i decorated the nether room just for the hell of it oh yeah do you guys remember what this bridge looked like when i first found it well

This is my base now i never expected to even make it half this far and honestly i wait what was that what He’s over here oh my god all right here we go oh [ __ ] oh my god are you okay you didn’t have ketchup in all your pockets did you no come on ready i gotta get up here when it’s [ __ ] time to get come with me you come with me okay you

Have a stick that is a stick what if this is my wand that’s not gross first of all get over here is that a wand in your pocket okay let’s just start with your name man then your goddamn business that’s what my name is respect the elders why you looking at me

Like that okay when that goes down we’re gonna be so [ __ ] screwed i don’t like you like that what are you you just met i’m not no we’re not gonna be doing anything i’m not no no one’s gonna be having sex you’re looking at me like that okay now

You wanna ju you wanna jump into the water down there okay i know what i’m doing here your [ __ ] light bulb behind you Jump jump oh oh all right great job now we got to go back into my house okay where’s the bedroom hey listen man do you sense the magic okay get get away get away from me get away from me here get inside get inside oh that’s nice

From my feet i’m not gonna rub your feet this is my you’re in my score is my mana i have no idea how a larper managed to survive this long in the apocalypse but the fact that he did meant he must have at least some kind of useful skill i’m a

Wizard you’re not a great mage you’re not the great customer of the arcane i’ve done skinny dipping in the goddamn master c okay cast a magic spell on me right now if you’re a wizard uh yeah about that look i don’t have any magic i know you must be

The protagonist of this world i’m not the i’m just a [ __ ] guy surviving out here what do you mean protagonist when i got transported i’ve come here transport i’ve seen missing are you jumping are you larping with me i came here to stop the mini uh bad

[ __ ] that happens in a few days that is so vague that is so unbelievable i was stripped of all my magic mana energy because of the trip on the way over but i swear to you i’m the most powerful mage in all the 12 realms

I want to know how the hell you’ve been surviving out there is this this is some sort of front right you’re just pretending to be some sort of wizard roll for intimidation where a traveler help me get an old decrepit 28 year old you you

Your magic back if i help you get your magic back will you save the world will you leave if i help you get your magic back yeah okay what spells are these we must go on quests together we need to go on quests do you see it do i say it’s the legend

Are you just staring into the sun right now the white floating cow of destiny i must see it up close for a hard first i must milk the others oh god drink the milk of destiny hey the bucket of hope that’s just a regular [ __ ] bucket dumbass okay we’re gonna

Need to climb all the way up these vines okay do you think you’re bones you loser catch you later last one at the top as a [ __ ] idiot bye hey got any grapes all right you’re gonna need to milk it go milk it for me ah it’s a team effort hey

Gucci gucci goo wow those look those look real those look inflamed it was like plump all right here i go any any words of wisdom here before i milk the cow of destiny just don’t be right under it wise oh i got in my mouth oh it’s

Why does it taste like that all right hand it over boy okay all right there you go there you go man step one so close what do you mean you can feel the mana in the world what do you mean it will come to collect me oh

House thank you i was feeling very very thirsty where’s your mat what are you now for the actual first question oh my god i’m gonna need some flindens too okay i made flint and steel hurry the [ __ ] up i can’t run forever these old legs god damn it all right

All right give it to me give it to me okay okay here it is here it is are you ready yeah i’m ready just do what you’re gonna do we can’t be up here for much longer give one the [ __ ] man put it out put it out jesus christ

What were you thinking did it work did one work you set yourself on fire notice anything different about me i’m dealing i’m dealing with a lot right now did i notice anything i guess you noticed anything different about me yeah i guess you look a little yeah i’ll give you a

Hint guess you look a little not a haircut look down skincare route t he looked down where are those wait where’d those boots come from exactly the power of the fire did you wait until you were on fire to put on boots what did you say i’m hard of hearing wouldn’t repeat yourself

Can you just use your [ __ ] magic spell and then the apocalypse already not yet we still have one oh my god a few more side quests before i can finally we must slay 100 chickens one hundred chickens i’ve seen like one chicken the entire time the 100 the chicken will broke

Broken flame will procure the golden egg that’s [ __ ] i’m not doing that i don’t have time to do that we have to it says here to survive 100 days hey that’s that’s what i’m trying to do i haven’t seen the chicken in a long long time man

I don’t know if we’re gonna even find one you know we’re not gonna find a hundred chickens right look at this but we’ve made it to turkey it’s it’s her it’s not a limous this is gonna be at least worth a hundred chickens at least one hundred chickens well that’s convenient there’s a

Are inside the turkey that’s just that’s i mean it’s really just that’s why when you eat it you’re full a mousse is that a moose that’s not a that’s a deer ah all right stand back why all right all right how’d that do for you what did you feel coursing in my buddy

You just put on pants i need the golden head that’s not mcgill that’s not a real thing what do you mean you got it i got it what the [ __ ] is that is that a potato wait no where did you get that from uh you don’t

Want to know you you late did you lay that shut up all right last step we’ve got the egg i’ve ingested the magical turkey drinking the milk of destiny yeah can you i mean can you absorb the fires from the the abyss so nine circles great into my body yeah

That was one final step come here what is that is that a campfire i’m sitting next to your grandpappy now watch and learn okay no yep What do you mean p no i’m not gonna the only one am i he no uh i’m hearing i’m hearing you wrong i’m hearing you wrong there’s no way you’re gonna be on give me your wand yeah just be on it i i’m not just turn give me the one and

Turn around and i’ll pee on it all right Stop stop put your [ __ ] food put it away oh you think you think that’s where it stops here you go it’s fine i had an extra one what do you mean it’s fun can you are you are you done will you go now you you showed up i they

Are breaking through the walls now you showed up with a [ __ ] stick we milked a cow and killed a turkey my armor i had to use all my [ __ ] [ __ ] on repairing my armor out there when i could have been defending this base because they have been breaking through the walls

Because you are just some sad guy on drugs running through the forest with a stick so please just get out of here just do your final [ __ ] mojo hojo and leave i have more important things i need to be doing this base isn’t safe anymore i don’t

Have time to be milking the cow of destiny or getting the That was brilliant what that was the final step to crush my hopes and dreams once again of ever having a friend or a companion to call my own that was the final step now i’ve relinquished all of my ties to this mortal plane all right well get the [ __ ]

Out of here get the [ __ ] out of here get away actually give me that one so i can take another [ __ ] on it give me that one so i can take a shot open the door you are you can’t open the door i still don’t know how to use it go

I appreciate it you me you missed it when it was up go you missed it a second time you for the second time my guy please just go i’ll miss you okay psych [ __ ] i’m out of here deuces they were becoming able to break through my walls so day 89 i started repairing

But at the rate i was going i’d be safe by night [ __ ] that’s a blood wound and the infected had gotten strong enough to break every block in my base tonight was gonna take a miracle oh bullets what the [ __ ] is it dude what the [ __ ] [ __ ] are you doing

Hey hey hey what are you still doing here this is what it looks like what are you still doing my beds are up my pants are up well great that’s a first and are you going through my [ __ ] no no i have no i wouldn’t you’re clear you’re literally

Going through my [ __ ] you just took a glock 19. oh my god oh [ __ ] no no no some kind of material plane weapon it’s all right kid you got this i got him i got him i’ll take care of the ones you’re so useful barricade the doors

What the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that look at my awesome power oh god’s real and i’m being punished why not this is the power of the souls i have ingested so many people i’ve been keeping wait what did you say what did you say about eating people what [ __ ] [ __ ] man i’ve been waiting to get that one out for like 14 million years oh wait it’s daytime wesley yep that was that was the worst onslaught by far you saved my life okay okay what are you trying to pollinate i don’t know don’t mention a kid

It happens to the best of us okay i want to see something i want to see something that i usually do to feel better i guess all right you remember that milk cow yeah come with me buddy i can’t believe you’re really a wizard did that really i’ll just say Oh [ __ ] hey um listen thanks again for everything back there i just maybe no of course but maybe it’s better if we go our separate ways um i mean you did a lot of damage to the base uh so what you know what yeah you you kind of no what did you say

No what did you say i didn’t hear you i said maybe it’s best we go our separate ways dwight quit yelling at me [ __ ] i can hear you maybe it’s best that we just go our separate ways okay uh yeah yeah i kind of like you know i kind

Of like the bass so um actually i was hoping you know i was thinking maybe i could just move in no we could like team up no you can’t you can’t move into my base you’re gonna just destroy it with whatever weird [ __ ] [ __ ] you’ve got going on so no you can’t no

I already unpacked my things what what the [ __ ] after complete insanity day 90 finally came maybe i still didn’t have a chance but now i had a wizard i was so close to day 100 now but if i didn’t fix up my base and make some kind

Of defense before the next blood moon i could kiss it all goodbye i’m gonna be honest that [ __ ] larper didn’t help either by annihilating like all of my floors so i started my final repair using magma and water blocks to keep the zombies floating away from the walls but

It wasn’t really working as well as i’d hoped and then after so much trying to keep things out i saw the one thing i tried to keep in tommy why hello charlie stay back stay back stay but oh that that weapon doesn’t fit me anymore charlie i take this i’m not gonna i’m

Not gonna take that i’m not gonna oh jesus how much do you have oh you want more no look at me this world this putrid world oh full of beautiful creatures yeah far and wide listen it doesn’t have a place for a boy like you you think you broke

Out of my jail you got a big stick and you can come back here oh yeah i got a big stick yeah you got okay yeah it’s a pretty it’s a nice it’s solid ah guy you don’t understand charlie you’re too you’re not too simple whereas me i live a life of complexion

Stop stop stop five days charlie five what the [ __ ] days and then the boys oh and girls oh so many rotten girls wait they’ll be here no no no no no they’ll be wait wait wait wait wait you can’t no no no you can’t do that you can’t do that if

There is no way no no no tommy and on day 95 i learned a hundred days wasn’t just a goal anymore now it was a threat i’d have to try lava if water wasn’t working i i needed enough to set it up so no one could get in

Through or under days 96 97 and 98 were gone after i was done and it still wouldn’t be enough i i needed to make a safe room to hide underground i’d lose everything up top but i could still keep my life if i did that if i still had

Somewhere to go that was the plan on day 99 i went down into my tunnel but there he was oh hello again how how are you how are you how did you fancy to see you here charlie what do you mean fancy fancy this is my house in

My panic room this is not your this is my panic room don’t you get it charlie don’t you [ __ ] get it get watch down through your thick [ __ ] yellow leather skull yet what charlie i’ve got something for you okay what is it what are what is all this apple what what wait take

My apple wait no no no no no no no no no you don’t get it how do you do you wait wait where the apple is charlie Besides high i was seeing the the anomaly in the room it was [ __ ] with the gravity It was coordinates coordinates man we went there we went there and there was these fences fences and then there’s in this robot that that rolled the robot human and and and and and and and i i gotta be the one to go up there man you know it’s all so simple at

First charlie what was we were doing fine as a civilization as a people right but then the dust came the dust and you know you um what the [ __ ] you don’t understand how hard it is No no no no no no this is i know this is wrong this is familiar right hey bud you got you got a light yeah yeah i actually um joined yeah i got you know the wait joint waited short of light the mega jewelry there’s still time for

The mega joint thank you yes yes i figured it out i just need to call them with the mega joint that’s it like the signal oh my god you were right thank you thank you can i have the flight yeah here’s your light here’s your light bulb here’s your light hundred days don’t

Like the mega joint the biggest swede the world’s ever seen thank you Holy [ __ ] Stay back that is a large sword okay i’m done Oh The joint burned out and no one showed this is gonna be the last recording i make either i die and never see day 100 or i do either way i don’t think i need to keep track anymore So whoever’s listening to this Keep surviving i know my friends will see ya do i even have enough stuff by myself hello oh no no no no no no wait wait wait wait uh you’re you’re just you’re checking in right you’re just checking in uh we still gotta still got a couple more days

Hello slickel hey what do you what do you listen you were talking all this business about uh about an army what do you say we just uh we we just call it off huh oh channel you didn’t understand oh [ __ ] he’s be oh [ __ ] he’s speech oh god oh

He’s speed bridging you see this bridging charlie i can do it and talk oh ho that was actually really impressive well guess what all right i had five days i set up my defenses and your your things aren’t [ __ ] digging through this shut up shut the [ __ ] up i

Brought this girl into the world not to make it worse but the same it it’s it’s it’s ended man it’s ended it’s over just it’s only just begun charlie you shut the [ __ ] you you see this bridging charlie yeah so what you’re you’re your zombies aren’t going to stand a chance i

Personally don’t mean it does the bridging charlie i’m too young for this i don’t do the bridging anymore charlie the zombies do What this is the end charlie slimsicle you you taught the zombies how to speak bridge not even just they can do math too i can’t even do math i don’t they didn’t come i am no one comes totally You have two options now look at me in the [ __ ] eyes you fight me me and all my zombie boys there are so many of them there are so many and they’re so good at speed bridging only feasible option the only feasible option you give up What is this for 100 days this is pathetic no no no that’s not true i made it i made it 99 days all right with the help of with the help of some people some friends i found out there and they’ll and they’re there and they’re yeah

Yeah they’re coming um they aren’t here and they never will be charlie you’re an idiot give up yeah um you know what well maybe uh oh wait really no one’s ever just given up when i’ve gone give oh that’s really that’s well call me i i waited the whole day for

Them tommy and they didn’t come maybe i’m maybe i’m better off without my lobel krung now’s the last time oh it’s all god take him out this is it charlie this is where you die never [ __ ] put me in jail again okay all right all right here we go

Oh god they’re already getting in they’re already getting in oh god [Applause] you came you actually came of course we came buddy i’m really good at it i’m really good at coming they came home these are my friends and they’re real holy [ __ ] it’s a british [ __ ] oh my god

Oh there’s another guy down here if you guys shut the [ __ ] up i thought you told me you give up you can’t break a promise oh you’re doing that with your voice hey these are my friends and they’re [ __ ] real and i met him during these 99 days this year’s florida man hi

Bud light daytona 500 tony stewart this year’s ronald and he thinks that the government did all this isn’t that [ __ ] it’s true But it turns out he’s a real goddamn wizard oh god please don’t whiz on me you have a [ __ ] wizard okay I’ll show you what it means to respect i’ve been in the wars i’ve been in like the seventeen of them oh i’m losing my magic here understand charlie it’s day 99. this is your final day yeah it is you’re not one of my great powers

I can call my own blood moons say bye bye to day 99 goodbye we’re gonna make it a hundred fellas let’s do this we beat you in the revolution and we’ll beat you this time we’re not even we didn’t even do good that was all i had

Really that’s kind of saturday that was pretty beautiful i’ll be yeah you got like three of them i didn’t even break out the chainsaw crying is he crying hey cry he’s crying shut up congrats all right yeah patient zero’s got some patient heroes oh little that was everything except my good

Friend called the ripper the what the who wow you know what charlie i don’t even need to be here for this one i’ll just i’ll let the rappers do the work um oh my god there’s enough of them yet uh that’s that’s a lot maybe that’s enough

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they’re building over behind each other they can build and math guys watch the walls watch the walls they’re coming over all right let me look at this wall narrow spiral component oh my god what the hell should we just let him fight i

Feel like we are honestly honestly yeah we just you want to just like you want to build a couch yeah I think it’s time to break out the big weapons i am the big weapon florida is in a place it’s a people florida is not a place that’s right and yet amen you know what tommy see you later alligator i thought this might happen you did oh yeah you spend all this time

I’m gonna take over the world man there’s no always there’s always a guy who thinks it’s bad yeah we’re just How are we looking guys how are we looking i i’m looking all right actually i’m seeing red hell yeah i’m ready oh i get it you’re ready that was a good one oh that was that was good i’m so proud to call you my father my

Baby boy right there wait how much did i miss oh you got enough zombies for a meteor a [ __ ] medium strike youngin oh my god i’m gonna move a little you wanna be cooked you wanna be cooked kid oh no the blue boon’s nearly over yeah but luckily for me

Oh he’s got quack up there quack up father you’re gonna want to take a look at that one father no it’s silly day i gotta go i gotta go no you [ __ ] dog guys you ain’t getting away that easy hey buddy hey buddy how did you

Oh no my neck was fading yeah my villain that’s right that’s right that’s where your reverbs wait why isn’t it what this thing’s super effective on zombies why is it working on you what do you mean it’s not working it’s not it’s not [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this is where you defeat me

Yeah i’m working on it mother was right i should fail why isn’t it this is it this is where i win man it’s daytime this is the last [ __ ] day i got my friends back there they’re taking care of the rest of your army so why the

[ __ ] won’t you even i can’t die a sweet release of pain so uh now now you’ll just leave us alone right i mean why’d i leave you with love oh charlie you can’t damage me yeah i’m working on it okay it’s a little bit of performance

Anxiety so i can’t my army couldn’t take you out and i will myself i’ve got it back and i’m feeling good now now is where you die oh okay yeah thanks for i couldn’t actually hear you the first time so it’s nicely oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] are

You going okay oh jesus die [ __ ] because tommy as of today i keep it 100. you’re making me [ __ ] angry yeah i’m a turkey gobble this dick just died man nope i’ve won yeah maybe at the losing competition i don’t know now is when you die

Can you catch me if you can whoa [ __ ] stop i’m gonna stick this lead through your brain words [ __ ] yeah if this goes right you shouldn’t feel a thing oh oh i really [ __ ] hope this works what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah this is where the this is where the

Echo is from man do i take damage here [Applause] yeah baby back to [ __ ] once you came and i don’t mean england i guess that’s it huh i guess i uh i guess i survived 100 days all right snipples this is where it’s all from day 101 oh god there’s so [ __ ] many

Yeah that’s uh it’s too many and i don’t have to fight them anymore come and get me i made it i did it sure doesn’t feel like it but i won i won [Applause] There you go that’s a chick that’s a goddamn chicken boy i forgot how to play again another turkey leg just went from huh he pulled out your ass you guys ever think back to that goopy guy no what basically what happened was that uh we were all we were all put here right

By the government yeah and um everyone every every zombie or so they’re called was an actor i think if this is all if this is all acting and such yeah and i have committed great amounts of mass murder if that was just if that was

Haven’t we all if that was just one of those fake plays thing why don’t we just do it for real this time wait what do you mean do you want to go do it all again i thank you guys so much for watching and after this go over to slimestory.com

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