We Survived Eating Minecraft Food for 24 Hours

We’re playing minecraft in 24 hours no we’re not we’re playing it for 24 hours we are playing minecraft for 24 hours in virtual reality we’re gonna put these on and not take them off for 24 hours that’s right we’re only allowed to eat real life if we eat in minecraft if we

Eat watermelon then we have to eat a watermelon if you want to eat raw beef you have to eat raw beef if we need to go for poo-poos or pee-pees we take these off and put these on these wireless vr headsets what happens if you die in minecraft you get tased

Okay there’s the timer you know it’s real here we go ready all right hey oh don’t hit me just remember a couple of rules it is getting late which means we have to make a house and we have to make a bed because if we don’t make a better minecraft we can’t

Sleep in real life no you can’t sleep in real life if you don’t have a bed because we are going to sleep tonight by the way with our headsets on at some point we will fall asleep but we cannot do it unless we have a minecraft bed i

Want some wings tonight come here all right wait do i need to make a crafting table first yes i made oak uh uh i don’t know how to how to what don’t say that oh how do you what [ __ ] how do you [ __ ] in minecraft molly i made a crafting table

First time i’ve ever made a crafting table in minecraft molly where are you i’m here turn around turn around where are you turn around oh there you are this is so cute oh my god me bro it feels it feels so weird when your hand on my oh this is going great

There’s gonna be a breeze lana how long have we spent in here five minutes oh my god this is gonna be a nightmare can we build a house how do i build a sword dude you ever seen what there’s like this little six-year-old kid and

All they do is ask you like why is the grass green why is the sky blue how do i build a sword you’re not even listening oh the sun’s going down i don’t know what i’m doing man where are you molly i’m over at my crop my thing you’re making me

Where are you you’re making me panic i say we build like a little house okay look look ready five wide by five look at this it’s beautiful in it that’s kind of gay what do you mean you do realize that when that sun goes down if we get

Attacked by skeletons you will get tased yeah what no don’t you can hear it go go go go yeah oh don’t touch me i forget we’re playing survival and we actually do need to eat food and game to um not die can you build a crafting table in the corner i

Have a crafting table look are you proud i built that myself bro if i die right now bro we’ll be so [ __ ] mad they’re skeletons i heard them where are you i heard them what the [ __ ] i got a camera out what the what am i supposed

To do with this good thing are you okay molly you freaking out we need lights it’s getting dark all right i’m panicking what the [ __ ] are you building you didn’t supposed to be like you’ve been like a jail or some [ __ ] how many would you just relax

I’ve farted like twice just in there’s holes in the wall dude they’re gonna shoot arrows through it they’re windows oh there’s a creeper coming where right there out the window he’s right there can he blow us up no he can’t look he’s harmless don’t do that what’s a minecraft day

Cycle like 20 minutes yes we’re gonna spend like a full year in minecraft they’re like gingers come out here little skeleton oh you’ve done it i’ve got a sword and then two sticks down oh yep yep i told you man i am learning so much right now oh yeah enough yeah

I love this game bro what’s this thing no that’s the thing don’t go oh that’s the cow i’m going to come over this way no come this which way molly they’re coming oh my god the skeleton right there there’s like three cravings run around the house idiot i don’t want

To get tased molly let me end my eyes close the door oh [ __ ] this thing through the door through the window i told you i told you this was gonna happen i told you this was gonna happen alana can you put my shoes on for me oh

You smacked me in the head sorry molly i can see you through the window are you doing something weird no it’s putting my shoes on oh my god this the spot is climbing [Applause] could climb walls now that i say it out loud it seems really obvious

All right day three i’m hungry oh my god you sound like christy i stood your chicken why turn it back on you need more in it bro you’re the one that took the chicken out let it cook you don’t get to eat right mate there’s a chicken right up there i’m gonna go

Kill him come here chicky boy i’m hungry whoa [ __ ] i heard that did you hear that listen to this i’m up here killing people up here bruh what’s up wait can i just draw your attention to that hole in the mountain that’s seeping liquid out of it doesn’t that look like

A girl’s [ __ ] after you’ve ma look nice look at that hole over there in the in the mountain it looks like a waterfall it’s been like 10 o’clock at night and i’m in minecraft in our office we rented we’re doing some gay challenge for a gay video and i’m cutting holes in the

Ground in minecraft trying to find coal i found coal i am underappreciated in this group dude honestly i’m [ __ ] undervalued i’m finding so much coal i love minecraft dude i’m bipolar look at all the cold down there bro oh [ __ ] sorry oh there’s like a whole thing

What the [ __ ] did you do that for oh i can hear him coming miley why did you do that i’m sorry i just i’m gonna get a taste you [ __ ] idiot i just had the urge to do it i’m sorry lana how many hours have we been in here for almost one ah

I ate chicken in game can i please have a piece of chicken in real life i didn’t bring the chicken they only bought the steak oh damn it we haven’t found any cows in game of three socks in minecraft i’ll give you the chicken back if you

Give me some steak oh this is yummy yum yum yum thank you are you lying to me this isn’t steak this is lamb close enough no you can’t give me my food i i ate my [ __ ] in games he can’t have a steak in real life

Because he ate lamb not cow are you serious we have to go out and find cow [ __ ] ah goddamn cows mates mother cows look is there really no where look yes this all right is got an option here we can eat the raw beef nope no look this is iron oh

Look he’s so excited i’m sorry so far minecraft vr wild success here’s my beef look it is my steak bang there’s mine done that is so good that was worth it that actually tastes fantastic god you sound disgusting wow this is so immersive all right i’m going to eat it in game

And i want it in my mouth as i eat it oh this isn’t massive this minecraft steak is flushing can you take my can god it’s like having two children thank you that is our [ __ ] goal it’s not to find the diamonds it’s to find the cake listen to me what everyone goes

Into minecraft and they get diamonds everyone does didn’t they yeah yeah i’m making wine dude what do you want if we find a cake in minecraft how do we get the cake i don’t know my quest for the cake begins wish me luck molly you scared me yeah it was a creepy just

Blew up as soon as i went to go on my cake adventure i feel like i’m like ah i found redstone will i find diamonds first or will you find cake first yeah is it possible to be too deep like like drugs and no like to find diamonds oh

Maybe i’m waiting for uh daytime to come around what just touched me i found a cow oh and i found a horse i’m cutting down a tree just say it like that i’m actually holding off on eating my chicken in-game just so i can eat in real life and experience the

Full minecraft virtual reality experience i just did a fart me me me me i don’t know what level diamonds are so i’m just digging man like chicken’s ready oh i just ate chicken in minecraft mmm bones hmm god it is so weird hearing someone eat i’m sydney eating me chickens foreign

Music started playing bro what the [ __ ] oh my god a real cool minecraft cooking what’s that mean ah josh stop eating what’s the horror music mean butter yeah what would you give minecraft chicken out of sam it was probably an eight i would have been better without bones

Stop swinging stop swinging around did that scare you bro sorry oh don’t touch me did you find a cake yet no but i did find a potato ah oh my god that’s [ __ ] disgusting wait are you eating a potato in real life right now that’s how it works molly

That’s how this works come on little guy please lay an egg before i get killed why is that horror music playing to minecraft maybe that’s oh you will die yes i found diamonds i found diamonds bro okay okay oh bro yes diamonds i’m [ __ ] lit

I’m the best at this game i told you well it took me two and a half hours to find some this has brought me greater joy than the time i paid my mom’s house off all right i’m gonna have a bit of potato i’ll cook this potato in game i

Think i earned it oh my god minecraft food tastes just like real food in vr look what diamond sword diamond sword dinosaur yes oh do you want baked potato yeah okay all right put the sword away or i’m not coming over there before you have your teddy i’m gonna have your

Carrot mate i’m just gonna try and this is so gay molly oh sorry i’m sorry first virtual reality carrot all right don’t lifting out rice there it is all right is that in your yummy is that in the yummy no um my favorite does it taste like a real carrot that’s fantastic

Did you have some yeah okay give me potato you know what let me just say this i was expecting like a big girthy carrot i’m gonna eat the potato in minecraft and you’re gonna put the potato on my mouth in real life i understand ready this is so [ __ ] weird how does

Minecraft chips taste cold what the [ __ ] is that a carrot carrot on a stick you ready why do you have a carrot on a stick bro you guys want to see what it’s like ah wait what’s in here nothing you’re telling me we came all the way up here

For nothing we didn’t come up here for nothing mate look at the view look at the view ah [ __ ] i’m never dying in minecraft again oh god damn it what happened i died again no way oh god damn it minecraft milk oh dude i found like a temple what the [ __ ]

I don’t know if this is gonna be bad but i’m gonna go down here and have a look dude there’s treasure down here oh what enchanted golden apple i’m gonna eat the golden apple what happened to you you just got purple [ __ ] flying out of you oh my god what’s that

I don’t know Oh my [ __ ] god i had half a heart left i had half a heart left bright almost [ __ ] died yeah screamed so high pitched i’m sorry god that ted good morning molly good morning how many hours in are we three hours 41 minutes so we’ve been about four hours in molly

I think it’s about time that we learned how to fish now it’s all in the wrist okay no oh oh do you see that you see me catch the fish um you see my fish see the fish molly you see that yeah all right we’re fishing together you want to see

Something dude yeah look oh look at him i just ate fish in minecraft this is so weird did i drop some fish on the ground yes i did and i think get off get your head in the [ __ ] game what’s that noise it’s the [ __ ] enderman oh my god

What the [ __ ] can you get him can i have some fish now i’m a good cook dude that’s a good minecraft fish alana yeah can you take me to the toilet yeah yes yes i need to pee okay all right i cannot see anything you have to sit down pee

Oh yeah [ __ ] i do have to sit down to pee i’m so sorry i’m 28 and you need to take me to the toilet oh sorry alone where am i going it’s the men’s toilet doorway all right can you buy the toilet yes josh what i went to the toilet man thanks

All right i’m in bed where’s my bedding in real life can you please um uh like get me some cake when i’m laying down and then come get me yeah all right thank you what the [ __ ] do you call this like a little camping match you know what this is actually somewhat peaceful

There’s a torch burning above my head right now kind of actually really cool i’m just glad that you’re having a good day i can hear opening that chest down there can you stop it i’m trying to i’m trying to have a nap sorry are you gonna come to bed with me

We’re gonna have a little sleepy time together all right what’s the ingredients for a cake you’re gonna need wheat you’re gonna need eggs give me a little kiss i made the cake but i was too late what the [ __ ] was that cake little cake i’m scared i haven’t even seen the cake

In vr yet how are those even cake we’ll come downstairs and i’ll have a look no god i’m stuck Why are you moaning weird hard your sister’s feeding you cake do you want some cake molly no you don’t want cake i don’t want none of your [ __ ] cake i stayed up all [ __ ] night making you this minecraft cake and you didn’t even eat it molly what oh what the [ __ ] is this

Oh you why did you burn the house down because you didn’t eat my [ __ ] cake wait molly let me explain to you what happened shut up for a second let me explain to you what happened i was snoozing right then i hear this noise and josh goes molly

Wake up and i wake up and i’m on fire do you have the taser in your hand take them you know what you can’t tase me again if i don’t respawn that you’re coming you have to respawn no i don’t yes you do oh you want to get it again

Uh-huh what did you say right you want to get it again all right i have something to admit lana i died as well did you really yeah i did oh i did not know that just hurry up just no wait no i’m sorry i don’t feel safe endless fear into him

Instill fear into him [Laughter] you are having more fun than us if you come to a house that i am sleeping in again and burn it down to kill me and you let all my hearts go down and then you said molly wake up man look we can talk about this in the

Morning okay i spent all [ __ ] day making a cake i turn around i come upstairs and then you are snoring your little [ __ ] titties off yeah cause i’m tired turn the heat up just a tad too much on the thermostat and you start getting a whingie is that why you’ve

Been spending like two hours trying to find more flint no and i need to pee you realise that don’t you what’s that i said i would have done the same to you lana can you help me i don’t know what’s happening can i just say before you go

To the toilet yeah it is so terrifying sitting here not being able to figure out what’s going on and your sister is standing there just do you have a taser yes oh no this is a really [ __ ] up thing to do to somebody why couldn’t we just go with the bucket idea

That’s the doorway to the toilet hello i peed by myself i’m half expecting to come back and molly just isn’t wearing the headset and just smacks me in the face with a like a pen or something i don’t know why you guys walk so slow though lana look this

Might be all funny games for you with your [ __ ] taser and [ __ ] but it isn’t for us okay okay that’s good okay i peed molly yeah nice yeah it’s [ __ ] terrifying oh that was a nightmare i am never pissing again anyway love you good night oh just be quiet oh this is nice

I was hoping to have a nice minecraft session with you now i’m sleeping in a [ __ ] cave so oh you’re in a cave i’m sleeping in a cave molly i’m not like out to get revenge as far as i’m concerned we have turned over a new leaf

This is exactly what like blind people go through every day molly i don’t know if i want to be blind it’s not ideal it isn’t is it oh no i need to go toilet there you go toilet off we go no where’s the door good job thank you

You know how many times i woke up to like my headset digging into my [ __ ] cheekbones and i just wanted to rip it off now we just all sound sick what the [ __ ] is going on i don’t want to step on josh nighttime in minecraft which means

We get to go back to sleep thank you lana i know just so weird to wake up in vr the nightmare is real can you make bacon and eggs and minecraft it’s bro this is [ __ ] [ __ ] there has been a spider screaming at the front of my cave

For the past [ __ ] three hours dude i’m gonna kill this [ __ ] would you shut up god that sleep actually wasn’t too bad it wasn’t but i feel sick now burning houses down again area i thought you were i thought you were asleep in one of these houses hey you came to burn

My [ __ ] house down again you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away from me you thought i was asleep in one of these houses and you’re coming to burn them down i see you’re a [ __ ] dog you know that get the [ __ ] away from me man you should

Not have a flint and still bro put the flint steel away and i won’t kill you what is this [ __ ] okay stop stop stop stop back up back up back up i just woke up you just woke up and you kind of go in the house is down

Because you thought i was in a house look at the house over there that was jim’s house don’t don’t put the arrows down no a lot of please do what must be done you get me the same place every time okay can we have a truce now well you

Just tried to chase me down i literally have nothing okay come here okay let’s give him a cuddle don’t don’t accidentally hit me though because i don’t know all right all right there we go all right truce yes you’ve been tased twice we have a truth we’re starting this day

As as the day you’re being born confused and being electrocuted i dug for three hours last night to get diamonds can i have that back i will not kill you i will no i don’t trust you we have a truce now no i no i don’t trust you at

Least give me my [ __ ] diamond sword back no i’m holding this because i’m the more responsible one of us this is all for protection for me against you all right whatever alana how many hours are left five hours and 21 minutes so we had

A good nap we had a good sleep but now we have to do five more hours of this goddamn nightmare i’ll show you where i hid alana yeah if i die again can you taste the other arm because this one’s really sore still from last night what do you think

It’s fantastic but you were so you were hiding last night i was hiding dude and then you woke up i was trying to shoot the houses with flaming arrows oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] come here okay oh let’s try and not get tased for the rest of us all right we know that there’s

Been too much chasing if she has to start recharging it i can’t believe you in that cave all day you really are [ __ ] golem 8. i honestly just want this to be over now the first thing i’m going to do when i get home is take a [ __ ] i wonder if

Anything’s changed in the outside world trump is president again where’s the [ __ ] chicken cause i i’m hungry alana can you order some chicken that’s not wings we have old chicken no lamb no no chicken steak no i want chicken what kind of chicken just like chicken nuggets or something okay dipping sauce

Ah barbecue please is that barbecue sauce from minecraft oh okay no sauce bro i didn’t do that anyway let’s go now i’m serious when i say this i’m actually starting to feel like this is normal waking up in it and this is all i’ve known since my last time i’ve like lost consciousness

This is normal oh chicken oh you really want that chicken today don’t you you want there’s no all right now i need to find a fire wait you need to get a chicken now i only got one chicken yeah chicky chicky okay we’re going to look for a new

Village to overrun i mean settle in oh jesus christ oh i need to look down when i’m walking there’s a big cave there’s something about minecraft nature i know what you’re saying that is beautiful like look at this dude look at the like the way the

Mountain is and with the water and [ __ ] it’s looking so sick josh and malian another way wayward adventure oh what’s that over there yeah what is that thing i don’t know oh it was just some flowers next to some sand oh it’s like a giant mushroom

What the hell i never seen that [ __ ] before well let’s have a look at this what’s it give you i think it’s just a yeah what does it give you gives you nothing you’re probably going to trip balls later though there’s so many of them we’re going to eat so many nuggets do

You realize this don’t you oh me too dude i’m starving look at the baby pig its head is normal sized oh my god you just don’t dude that baby pig looked like a pop vinyl what the hell is that jesus christ that is a massive it can be

Village up ahead oh god this poor little village look they’ve even got like a little fence hello hello everybody oh there’s a cat they’ve got cat oh look at the little kitties they’re running away they’re too smart for this because they know exactly what you’re about to kill i know this giant

Iron golem is going to beat the [ __ ] out of me cooked chicken i’ve got three cooked chickens are you cooking me some potatoes and chicken yes sir i have 12 baked potatoes only in ethiopia is that a flex okay just just relax is there a bed in here i have a bed

I’m putting my bed right here sleepy molly was shot by josh dub his sleepy molly went up in flames oh what the [ __ ] was that noise what was that noise oh look it’s like a flying dragon thing oh sh oh my god that jesus what the [ __ ] what’s that i

Thought this was a kid’s game nightmare material look as long as we got the iron golem we’re safe you’re gonna die out there bro i’m watching you from the door got him oh you got him big dude’s gonna come up holy [ __ ] yeah two hits good job mr gollum so you get

Flipped from gravel yeah shoveling it yeah shovel was like i’m good oh [ __ ] jesus oh god that hurt ah you okay where are you i’m good i had one and a half hearts left how far are the nuggies one minute away nice i’m gonna eat my chicken as soon as it arrives hello

Little gingy cat meow all right should we find a cave to go down him yo did the nuggets arrive yeah uh i’m eating my chicken right now see everyone witnessed this well careful run run run run run quick kill the skeleton i’m [ __ ] killing it jesus

Oh creeper creeper oh i was supposed to give you one eight or three of them my bad you ate all the [ __ ] chicken yeah sorry i forgot i had to give you one i was really looking forward to nuggets no you get no you get no nuggets

I’m sorry bro i forgot i had to give you one [ __ ] josh i have a whole box of nuggets and guess what i ate all the chicken so you get none yeah i know you have to remind me hmm these nuggets are delicious bro and the man

Josh behind the water don’t look at it don’t look at it there’s [ __ ] anime everywhere dude these nuggets are delicious bro i wish you could have one okay no need for that What the [ __ ] was that that sound like a witch hey what the [ __ ] was that oh that is creepy i can’t see it anywhere curiosity killed the molly it’s up there bro i swear i can [ __ ] hear it all right well i think we should probably

Get out of here now there’s cave systems not for us how many nuggets are left another 10 pack oh it’s another 10 pack nice so if i get a chicken and cook it and eat it again i’ll get those ones as well i can just leave you down here oh

That was accident that was accident with 10 nuggets remaining why do you keep saying you’re gonna leave me to stop we’re not talking about minecraft now this is real life i’m not gonna steal your chicken nuggets bro i’m gonna find a chicken cookie and give it

To you if i don’t have ten nuggies today i don’t know if i’m going to make it we need to find the village dude back in the hole that [ __ ] that we can’t go upstairs we can’t go upstairs this is where we’re mold people now no this is

Not don’t kill me this is not my problem okay i’ll give you the chicken chicken’s on the ground there you go you got it you picked it up to send put the bow down i gave you the chicken you get to eat i’m gonna eat my chicken

Was that yummy good minecraft did you eat three pieces of chicken and eat ten nuggets you eat all the nuggets dude once you eat the chicken yeah that’s not how it works if you put all the nuggets together it becomes the same size as the chicken it’s not one nugget per chicken [ __ ]

Just eat all the nuggies eat them all shut up you sound like you need them i’m very very yummy i don’t really understand what the [ __ ] was that did you hear that what it was like a weird noise i don’t know explain it just be a bit more specific

He just popped up dude kill him josh he’s freaking out where’d he go i don’t know what’s happening i don’t know what’s happening i’m freaking out freaking out can you hear those noises yes i can’t wait with all the [ __ ] up noises in this game man i don’t know i don’t know

Bro i would love to see what the ender dragon looks like in vr we’ll go to the nether if you want no okay I could go for a nap right now oh oh molly slight problem we’re under an ocean just be careful swimming up right swim swim swim oh what the [ __ ] you set us up run molly run run run just run get in what are you doing hello all right looks like this is where

We’re waiting for us tonight my eyes are so sore hello piggy i just can’t wait for there to be a time where i’m not hearing constant zombie groans in my ear oh there’s a village over there where right there it’s the same village are you sure yeah it is from we came from

The other angle wait let’s go have a look it’s been like three hours on the ground popped back up with right back at home damn that diamond shirt used all my diamonds i need a good toilet liner good luck my friend this way okay all right

I feel like this is what it would be like having like a a creepy old grandpa chasing you are you ready how long do we have left lana two hours 15 minutes 19 18 seconds oh we’re almost at the two hour mark we’re actually gonna do it lana what

How much longer do we have left one hour 54 minutes uh minecraft was a mistake and this idea was [ __ ] i’m just cutting [ __ ] molly do you hear that yeah one hour left one hour left what’s going on in the last hour what are we doing i’m currently mining

Through the ground i don’t know what molly’s doing molly what are you doing i’m digging let me be myself someone die no we are not giving you the satisfaction of taser skin if i do kill you then it’s still it’s a fair taste you could say it’s a fair taste work

Don’t you [ __ ] dare i’m surviving this last now bro i’m not gonna kill you you said if i kill you that’s a good day’s tasen no i said that’s a good tase work it was a pun you’re never gonna follow me bro i don’t even know where i am oh i found

Your entrance no you didn’t are you being serious right now i’m coming for you give it a run i can hear you morning i’m panicking i’m bad again how many times how much how much time do we have left 38 minutes 38 minutes to hunt molly oh no

Oh nice try with your little booby trap what people trap yeah that’s right i’ve found it now haven’t i no way dude how much did you block up behind you a lot god you’re really worth freaking out weren’t you i can’t see your name play anywhere

You’re trying to throw me off i keep finding the tunnel again molly oh no i can see the nameplate i’ve just can’t believe i actually made it this far and i found your other tunnel oh i’m cruising up on you now have i lost your name play i can’t see it anymore

Can we do it coming up oh jesus okay open up johnny wants to play i’m panicking don’t panic molly just embrace the taser oh no stop it josh this is [ __ ] up fine be that way i am so proud of myself that i actually caught you yeah well

Don’t kill me because i don’t want to get tased well look i found you i’m heading back to the castle i’m just on the roof uh how much time we got left lana 15 minutes oh my god don’t worry you’ll make it you’re not getting tased again till at least the next video

Four three all right do it slowly mom one what’s it like out there my eyes are stinging wait wait wait wait wait don’t tase don’t that’s not the part of the [ __ ] rules get out whoa look at your face look at your face dude man oh my god we did it

Reality is weird this feels really strange i actually feel uncomfortable in real reality now it puts it back on okay i’m done i’m done put the camera away