We went back to Minecraft BETA…

We got off Oh Mason why are you a murderer oh I can hear nothing but oh ha ha it’s the hero of this story so what’s this about it’s really really early version of Minecraft and every week we’re gonna update it one more significant update so we have more [ __ ]

To do each week and it’s just gonna be generally a pain in the ass to do anything because this game is just old as [ __ ] no one has skins as well as they’re still gonna be a hit system and so it’s gonna be goofy as hell there’s a

Hit system oh I didn’t I didn’t uh yeah well there’s a hit system guys what the [ __ ] is over there Carson that’s just a bar good closer it goes away Oh like that sure you’re walking see that’s actually my tree right now you need to turn around cars I wash it

Carson you want to work together Carson yeah Ted do you want to live with me and Josh yeah go to VC too I just got two pieces of [ __ ] pork chop that don’t stack that’s fun look out over here come over here wait turn around one second I gotta do

You just ask what MC version this is it’s literally in the top left of my screen these two animals respond no they might be as it comes we might be an aversion I don’t I don’t know how to breed animals in this version I don’t know how to breed at all we need

Something huge Carson we need to make something big that’s gonna be a task we need to we need I think right now what we need to do is worry about getting sheltered as no nice nice was very difficult oh they’re already they’re already holding up up here look at that

Wait this don’t even know already monkey minecraft right here Oh old dude Oh what [ __ ] old chess Oh double chests no no no just chess in general they’re a block instead of like a like an actual chest workbench it’s called a workbench that’s it well the old bobble texture oh it’s getting dark

Is that a wave of darkness just Oh God yeah yeah dark is really scary in this mood of the game because there’s no light you’re fluent Oh Josh you talking about no purpose you’re floating I’m not floating there’s nothing I could do whoa look at the top of this furnace

Oh it’s yeah it’s done can you make charcoal there’s no sure good game is not playable where did you get torches I’m just the best of this game shut the [ __ ] up this is mine oh I’m sorry it’s my coal dude what is your problem that’s mine that’s mine my Anna gravel

Oh yeah I like how the gravel looks like TV static guys I’ve got a really good idea what’s that oh [ __ ] Oh guys hello every day everything blew up it was a creeper I heard it you mean like my shirt this looks miserable in the hotbar

I get the stares back oh I need no no I kind of would keep the Trojan horse in my inventory all right fair enough fair enough oh just that’s sick oh yeah we are absolutely penny are guys wait ready for the next step are you making a door you are just

Walking directly in front of me the fire just destroyed like it was a full forest and it is gone that thick forest didn’t deserve to live we all know I’m on fire now reach full iron everyone’s gonna [ __ ] fear me this was before the version they removed herobrine right

Yeah no ways a holy [ __ ] cuz like it will just I just realistic the house don’t you dare take the head nope the skeleton is holding the bone very well you’re killing me you took my iron I take your life Carson is toxic there’s a bunch of corpses

Around here now but just that ant oh my god listen I’m not the fan club leader if pumpkins are in there does that mean Horace you [ __ ] fool dude what are you a [ __ ] flower child shut the [ __ ] up maybe I am Ted what’s your problem

With it dude break your knees over and over again repeatedly until I scream so much really I’m gonna go it’s gonna go my quiet chair for a second the level of aggression level losing juice you’re right uh no yeah I don’t agree somehow I am the angriest member of SMP and who

Screamed the most you you don’t scream like a lot dude you’re like gonna fire because I care taking over and I’m going on my own path okay I’ll go on my own path well screw you well I hope double screw you no don’t say [ __ ] like that man unless you really

[ __ ] mean it Whoa.good I need to find the most sound I’m living with you now I hate my team no we have too many people know for at us get out at Travis oh let you on the team if you bring me would all right [ __ ] you [ __ ] you hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] your mother dude

Come here hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] so [ __ ] you [ __ ] you in the house jogo is a stupid [ __ ] it takes two stone to make a button why [ __ ] has a hit on you I have a diamond sword well I don’t know how to click his mouse what what’s wrong

With you why do you have so many doors I have one door Carson it’s gone it’s gone right-click on Mason and it disappeared how Cooper’s dead Oh meat internal server error flat has a diamond sword heaven and Ted and Travis ran away together and Cooper no and Dzhokhar

Making the ugliest house possible gotcha so I got a bow and he’s coming for me that’s a stupid-ass [ __ ] I would like to see him try your meager food give me your food getting your food give me your food I’m I’m at one and a half hearts

Well just tell Rhys what what is it true is what true just answer the question Carson is your is it true to is you tell me something is it true that your Chad are a bunch of rats who are immature and can’t handle content is that true are

You being cringed Carson are you being crazy horny cringing right now they’re spoiling all my fun yeah huh where are you I die have some I have a flower yeah we have a flower give you a flower Carson you have a flower for me yeah a

Flower for you where hey Tom hey what’s up you got a you got a bow in your hand I do have a bow in my hand I have a flower for you Karthi of a flower for me great he’s good what’s the sword for buddy the flower nothing was a sword for

You I mean you know like wow look at these guys look at them go oh hey he’s kind of hits wiping at us are you want to go to gum lower but I already had one go to the homecoming dance with me oh god she’s dead we got the cronies to do

It for us Conor I really wanted to go to homecoming there will be a great reckoning okay so what’s going on pal how are you man – I got your flower here again Conor talking almost like he’s not making any kill kill thank you thank you there’s a hole

Here give me guys Oh all the stuff is back little beer I forgot your flower shut the [ __ ] up goner it away from me dude no [ __ ] you coming it really hurts my feelings this is combat combat Evolved man there’s somebody coming Oh head remember when we were boys

Remember when we were teammates I need you to help me I need to watch my you said no – Travis what Connor killed me like beasts like savages what please please Gohmert why why is everyone against me took all my items what’s what’s with Connor and and J

Slaughter they starting an empire right now what’s going on you know what’s with them their foot is dicks that’s what they are they’re Conan Wow they’re coming I scarce is still here yeah Carson what do you how is your team doing you guys have a house yet I’m

Suing first just stole everything did you see which direction splat there we can’t be [ __ ] okay we can’t establish ourselves as the dominant ones on the server and then have nothing to show for it oh you have to travel up a little water town oh he’s coming back yeah give

Me arrows give me arrows I don’t have arrows [ __ ] yes I did 100% coming for me Khan that was kind of a mistake I’m his MA well we have the air you want a flower buddy Carson would you like I gave you flowers ours keep making the same

Mistakes what do you think he’s gonna do when he gets no I think he thought on there you go buddy here’s the flower he walked around the pit I’m sorry I’ll be back hey guys I need you to arm me I know you ran at me

You ran at me and and then what do you mean what I could beat the [ __ ] out of I did beat the [ __ ] out of you because you were gonna beat the [ __ ] out of me Carson your tone is not conducive to peace talks calm down what you need to

Say okay I would like items to take back my items from slide and Connor we don’t have [ __ ] because our items were taken by Josh so anything for you I’ll go talk to Josh Carson yeah I have the door power you have the door flour here I went over to

Their base and you start placing doors I don’t know but I have infinite door I can now make anything an entrance I need power by the way a lot and Connor took everything I own have any power to give I’m just building a house I’m a humble carpenter I just make doors Carson

We don’t go quick phone that’s what you sound like when you have good ideas I went to the bathroom and I came back in there was warfare I really feel like we’ve we’ve taken a step back don’t you yeah I’m staring at his cows funny there’s nothing there’s nothing that that the

Politicians of the past like did that was bad and in fact they were always looking out for the common man more so than they are today I’ll be the first to it’ll server error dude you got an internal server error yeah ii looked no i did not combat log

Oh my god hey pod person I got the flowers for you he’s making a bridge he’s making wish Carson I’m giving you the flowers oh I don’t like this one bit I don’t like this one bit Carson this is not okay fine we’re making your castle

With a moat oh he’s taking her Island so we’re not gonna let him take it we’re not gonna let him take it he thinks he’s all that he got the flowers I’m saying we can’t let this man beat us now overthrow of a government business hey

Carson you want you stuffed back or no yeah Peterson your stuffs um yeah your stuff uh sand he’s going for it no it’s just not how it works man yeah it’s fine I’m actually good at the game they call me nice shot I’m here to start my gaming my gaming company a hundred

Convicted felons person anyone of flowers bridge man are somebody thinks gonna happen when you get over here just stay away from us just stay away from us just gonna slide right past you here oh yeah so quick soiled again son of a [ __ ] he just keeps oh yeah sure yeah this is

The LAN Jie flowers just gonna sneak right by you here can you take the please don’t go for the gym not go and see the chest I don’t want to see it feels like the first thing you always go for is the chest I don’t know why that

Would be will you go to homecoming with me yeah why are you being so difficult what Carson listen if you want to live with us you could just say Chad Connor I admire the way you guys do business I want to live with you can’t live with you guys yes

You can first of all you’re gonna have to pass a test it’s kind of like the DMV where they kind of you have to learn how to drive first so Carson tell me tell me the first rule of business then talk about the first rule business that’s um that’s from the

Movie Fight Club yeah that’s Fight Club I mean like the board does that back here yeah that’s nice we’ve claimed all of it I’m not I’m not just pay yeah I just want some pants what is that pumpkin in your hand put on the pan this is inappropriate yeah the best part

About all this is this is about as good as the content could possibly get on this version of Mike directly at you I can’t even see you don’t let him get the jump on you you guys are [ __ ] oh my gosh pumpkin difficult a fast one let’s do some business okay listen I

You don’t want uh no you didn’t want us to call in a drone strike we have connections hey hey that was on like a five kill streak yeah he’s got the predator yeah so to be Harriers actually no you died I’ve heard you’re a murderer

Carson I am I am a murderer did we just get colonized Hey hey guys oh yeah oh there’s our stuff he logged in combat law he said no and leaved he never date the flower he’s leavin half the stuff back hey you got a real nice real nice sign in the Connery

Sports did oh my god he’s gonna grief us this is B M Carson I can’t even hit it you could be our intern if you want okay what’s your skill set you don’t take a lava bucket card but the lava bucket back no no not like not making this so difficult coming

Oh my god what I see you down there what do you want Carson joke’s on you [ __ ] I lived oh wow cuz I’m I got notice bro [Laughter]