We Went To Minecraft School…

I’m not sure you can post this brother I don’t think there’s a single minute of it Um we have to go back to school this was a terrible idea like everyone in schools we had only one goal to leave but the teachers went off the rails man so this was hilarious also please subscribe if you find this video funny at all double check the Subscribe button it’s

Literally free anyway it’s time to go back to school another day to learn we gotta get out of here so hungry I dropped out in order to skip this one enjoy your student loans Captain enjoy your student loans why are you guys in my room that’s the first question do you

Not know about space Hello students um wow hello students and welcome to my school this is school it’s nothing other than a school you can leave whenever you want but don’t do that because we’ve got a bunch of challenges for you am I not dreaming am I dead well the fact that

You’re here even surprises me to be honest with you how many grades have you been held back dude how do we believe you need three stars to leave these are my teachers okay James this morning why is that your thing oh my God James is mining yeah that’s it

That’s my teacher he made his username in 29 2009 and we got Jack manifold here these are my beautiful teachers okay hello you’re gonna have to take classes from them and if you pass you’ll get a star you’ll get one of these one of these guys here get back to the corner

Yes who are you I’m Headmaster schlatt James says I have a weird way of saying it but I don’t know what he’s talking about sorry say it again Headmaster please can we leave my room in fact are you hungry you can have my suspicious Stone thank you I’m desperate

Enough I’m desperate enough Fred and eyes enjoy the amenities of my school and we will see you bright and early tomorrow morning actually is there more stew oh there’s so much more suspicious still from Headmaster give me more stew I have a bowl fill it right here I come oh my God

Don’t have to say it that way ah I just gave it to one of the students too it’s like past the evening getting [ __ ] up wow I am [ __ ] sloshed okay I’m ready you guys have a bathroom I made it I made it yes Freedom yes Freedom um one of the students escaped the hell oh okay

Oh no no [ __ ] do you think you’re going please don’t touch me your parents all paid Headmaster an exorbitant amount of money what stop saying it must look man Tom it’s not his fault if your mom paid a visit to him your mom paid Headmaster visit oh my God over you

Repeatedly saying what that’s what he is it’s his job title am I saying it am I saying it weird teacher okay dude we get it foreign [ __ ] off James does [ __ ] dick sucking maybe hey what’s that stop dropping stuff in my [ __ ] fat chance James you should really get a hold of your class man what the [ __ ] happened in here oh ah [ __ ] whoever can do the highest note gets a star okay foreign Part to me I didn’t know could vibrate oh terrible Olive what the hell what the hell I think olives note that might have been the lowest oh of course I can tell when a teacher is favorite okay okay okay you know what you’ll know it’s pretty low I’ll give you the golden star

For this one thank you I didn’t get a star there you did look in the right hand side man thank God look on the right hand side of your screen right now dude it’s not looking around I mean off your [ __ ] interface Jesus Christ you [ __ ] Boomer just look at them look at

The right eyes you can round like this oh oh wow wow I’m gonna give both of you a star I think you both deserve it yay I take back everything I said fantastic Sir I don’t know I just want to leave you’re not putting in the effort you want to see your dog or your mother ever again you can’t leave until Headmaster is satisfied awful sentence Headmaster isn’t satisfied with your brain Tommy okay God [ __ ] damn it man oh I’m sorry James walked in Sleep tight Captain good night everyone okay sleep tight to you too I can smell you oh would you like more of Headmasters porridge yes you have any gluten-free options yeah hold on I’ll get you something there you go no I know what that is I

Don’t eat the olive do not eat that I used to own a cooking joint a long long time ago Charlie go circumcise this man our next class will be taught by Jack manifold TV oh yippee wow Walters class hey Jack manifold TV um Mr White how to make diamonds oh

Sorry yeah give me two seconds oh he just left the game this is all in my head I found something did you already take the class teacher stash oh my God hold on this this isn’t this isn’t diamonds this isn’t diamonds no it’s not something this is not diamonds Olive so much

I don’t want my fingerprints on this no see I don’t want this uh I had no part it’s me you’re chemistry teacher oh God okay what the [ __ ] you chemistry professor it’s me Professor white okay Captain smart revenge music video move to the front of the class you know you know me

Brian Cranston knows me in my hand Olive has some of your mouth yep Matt that beautiful Crystal yeah I’m gonna hand each of you a crystal thank you I’ve never seen these before ever it’s blue give it a try consume the crystal I’d be very concerned If This Were a YouTube video if you want more of these crystals you gotta cook them whoever Cooks the best Crystal gets a star what the what the [ __ ] the lesson [ __ ] mine was singing notes work out how to cook the crystal okay what

You’re a soy boy [ __ ] James does my name Mr White I cooked I cooked I cooked here I cooked holy [ __ ] when the assignment Jesse I’m not sure you can post this brother I don’t think there’s a single minute sing that [ __ ] boy just wait a sec gotta kill this pig pig

Pig pig oh I can fly now because that [ __ ] was so good if you just walked away flying into the sunset I wonder how much people are gonna see of that I wonder if people will see this video at all actually do any of us get a star

From that Jack yeah you know what I’ll award two stars to both of you just for surviving that that was really [ __ ] up your next class will begin at Sunrise so go upstairs to your dorms I need to sleep Shredder nice and sleep a little bit why do you keep saying fraternize

Like that’s a woman you can’t just make oh my God hey Olive yes come poo with me um you know I’m gonna close the door please join me join me so I always poo better with another person Oh Captain big playing tomorrow that involves the usage of the torture

Chamber okay okay all right no Torture chamber in my office that’s where I’m gonna take all the children tomorrow sorry this alcohol’s got me a little loopy I tell a lot of jokes when I get drunk James does mining so shut the [ __ ] up morning sleepyhead why are you always in our room Headmaster says come to the

Theater room where is the theater room I don’t know chemistry class uh okay oh that’s not the right Clash okay no don’t go don’t no no okay wait what the [ __ ] is that wait what the hell is this okay well now that you’ve learned my little secret I guess the class will

Will be held down there are we dying no I know what this is I saw this many many years ago yeah that’s my circumcision why doesn’t it hurt what is it with just this [ __ ] I don’t know these multi-video long bit that you circumcise would you guys like find the class down

Here it doesn’t sound like we don’t have we have an option because you barricaded the door I did oh you did go to the pit right here welcome to headmaster’s final class it’s theater class this is the staff okay okay so it’s unfortunate actually because I know all of you were

Hoping to leave the class and uh go back to normal life but unfortunately there’s only one more star to be given out which means that the best actor will get the star and he will be able to leave hey listen up I have three requests there’s

Three things you have to act and the person who does them the best will move on the first play you have to put on yeah is that you are all awful people and you’re saying the worst things you can think of oh no Olive will go first

We will watch Captain we will watch oh God we’ll be up next no I didn’t hear anything actually the worst thing you can think of uh Mr Headmaster your porridge was not even good Brave thing to say actually yeah Tommy you’re up oh do you want me to act it out yeah no

I feel like you need to do maybe a different worst thing you could possibly say we will do memories get up there all right yes you will have to stay in character until the scene switches and I’ll tell you when the scene switch okay ready you’re always chimney sweeps in 1700 Britain and

You’re complaining about the poor working conditions go oh boy I have dysentery I have a few conceivable STIs as there was no known information about chlamydia what are you talking about there wasn’t back then there wasn’t 18. water this is folks this is completely [ __ ] paying remains of a chimney sweep child

Trapped in a chimney in a London home early 2000s I’m still here oh no no no no no you’re all YouTubers making an apology video for brutally strangling a family of five go does anybody have a dog like can I get a dog look but you know what it looks like all

Right oh my God we we turned the fam we fed the family to these frogs look at our frogs though aren’t they cute yeah now imagine yourself you as the humble frog you accept yeah they do oh man James what do you think like And subscribe guys you have

One more acting challenge let’s with all the [ __ ] frogs we just we just want to get our final Stars by the sheer amount of frogs totally insane amount of frogs in this dungeon right now your last challenge I honestly I just want to show you the torture chamber

It’s [ __ ] cool isn’t it yeah this is great sir oh my God all right the last the last challenge the last challenge but we gotta bust through here all right we’ll go upstairs for this one generally okay I brought you all here for a very specific reason all of you

Line up right here I made a couple of duplicates of my stick here we go one how how did you do it the Headmasters wood now now you must I can’t hit you you ain’t creative that’s up for use on Headmaster that’s for you all right I’m gonna count down from five

You’re gonna fight to the death and whoever whoever survives is who gets the Stars two three two one fight why don’t we hit the teachers no that was very fast come on [ __ ] we don’t have to do this oh Captain Sparkles Jordan I knew you could do it you won

Wow what is this you want more frogs there you go oh my God no I don’t know what to do I just got three stars wait wait can we see him from up there from down here Olive I’ve had an idea yes get cover me okay

Get some get some dirt get some of this dirt all right some dirt dirt quick quick okay You’ve been awarded the final star you have three stars now I go yeah yeah bye Captain thanks guys I’m gonna I’m gonna go wake up I’m I’m no oh What the [ __ ] happened oh thanks sir oh you didn’t graduate man we’ve got a whole nother semester of curriculum for you too oh Jesus James does mining all right