WeekdayWeekend – ~OLD~ || Minecraft Dungeon Wars 3! Ep. 5: Hell

Let’s be the booty no the booty hello everybody Welcome to dungeon Wars the first finale that’s really like laggy holy crap not a very good cinematic camera but okay um this is technically it’s Alex and Austin’s dungeon but Alex couldn’t get an account to use so difficulties pretty much um

Right now [ __ ] you okay anyway so let’s see we need to be in game mode zero right we need to be in survival mode game mode zero I will rape you okay um clear at a okay fine clear and slash clear chocolate Teddy there now our inventories are empty

Um do we get food or no you don’t need food oh wait wait don’t start yet I forgot something you forgot something you freaking okay do we need anything to start with nope okay tell us when we can enter I’m gonna need some serious help it’ll be okay

I hope there’s not a lot of Parkour because well um hi yeah well you’ll figure something out okay um are we ready yet nope just gotta put some beds someplace I’m Kevin I’m coming uh oh I can’t did you want me to teleport you here

Nope I’m here come on in okay let’s go Danny it’s painful as it might be let’s go I’m following you I’m not going first blue team blue team rules okay this is scary oh God I don’t want to fall in there however I think I think we’re gonna have to jump Danny

Something tells me there’s water underneath that well let me let me double check first make sure there’s nothing else around because I don’t wanna okay let’s just do it just do it oh yep if you just fall right through Danny if you jump you fall right through I just jump yep jump welcome

Hi and he’s right there okay sure oh oh God this is gonna suck isn’t it I really suck at parkour ah well this is gonna suck yep sleep in the beds bed sleep sleep now okay well she’s never played it on PC she only plays a mobile okay

Um if you right click in the bed and wait until it’s not going any dimmer than your spawn is set this is gonna freaking suck I don’t see chocolate Teddy anymore oh yeah it’s taking a second for her character to load give it a minute okay um

Oh my gosh it didn’t freaking work I’m not dying though well I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ll just somehow regening faster than okay yay yay oh I’m sorry going well oh thank you yo believe me I’m happy because if you didn’t help me I wouldn’t have oh God

Back back go back get up get back on there freaking heck I hate lava parkour so much that’s why we do it oh so let me guess it’s locked yeah what did I tell you that spot in the freaking lava back there where it’s draining through that’s where the chest is isn’t it

Stop it oh my God this is gonna take forever yep there’s no freaking chest underneath any of these how hey you guys made it harder than what it had to be all you had to do oh I see where the chest is what I see where it’s at

Freaking heck how do I do that really how do I do that like every time yeah well what either I never give you parkour I already made it once don’t you dare have a problem with that I already made it once you Chris no into a desk okay I made it

I made it I still haven’t made it past the second one look at that you made it we both made it get that oh my God you freaking suck you freaking suck dead to saddle of this episode is going to be hell you realize that right uh fear in Hell everybody

How are we even supposed to get up to there there’s there’s freaking ladders somewhere all jumps how are we supposed to get up to the door then parkour oh let’s do it let’s go I should have made this Cactus parkour oh my God ours is easy compared to this what so easy

Uh well I say that but we haven’t actually tried that one part we know it’s possible we haven’t tried it true I don’t want to I wouldn’t want to reset that no we’re not resetting that oh freaking gosh my head hurts oh my God how did you not make that first jump

I got bad it’s almost bad wow what my Minecraft is dead you killed it Adam that’s what you deserve for once she’s never played Minecraft on a PC Adam but me I’m not even good at this I never parkour man oh since you’ve replaced Rachel you’re starting off at exactly her level 5

. she could do it you’re kidding Rachel’s worse than I am you’re kidding guys sorry sorry Rachel you’ll sometimes make it so sometimes what I didn’t say anything Rachel freaking heck let’s go okay but fine if I do this oh my freaking gosh I just freaking did you push me or

Something no I’m not even like next to you guys freaking sucks man I can see you didn’t put any love into this because it’s just full of hatred you got bloody poop he made it to the third jump freaking heck you know what I’m trying so calm your

[ __ ] you’re not trying hard enough to figure out how to strangle people through a computer and then do it first uh harsh I think she’s gonna do worse than strangle you guys see I did all this in like one try that’s your freaking problem man freaking hell

Holding the space bar for so long I wasn’t I’m even pressing shift at the end of it instead of don’t freaking fall off the block you double jumped I swear to God if you don’t make it now I’m going to rip your testicle boss how okay yay you you freaking suck

Two chests this is scary night oh not again welcome you did it yay take the night vision in that chest drink it together oh no no oh God Bottoms Up I know what this is this is a repetition of last time if I were you I’d be very careful

Oh god look around you what look around you ladder parkour freaking heck yeah jump into the water this part should be freaking easy I died what that was the easiest part of this how okay I’m freaking lagging which one of you is doing something none of us oh my God oh my um

It’s okay it’s okay I want to do a few modifications to our dungeon real quick if we have to fight the Ender Dragon after this like I had to like uh they had to in ours last season no I’m not that much of a cop cat okay

I figured not but I don’t even know how to double jump yeah Sprint and jump you’re killing me girl I’ve never played Minecraft on the PC and I only did creative mode in the other one I’ve literally never done Minecraft you have never lived I gotta Warped Tour shut up yes

Block right here is your checkpoint if you fall off from there I will teleport you back there my night vision’s gone I’ll come give you some more in just a second I wish mine was gone so I wouldn’t have to see this nightmare I can still see it just not really

Not very well Uh crap wrong one you’re after night vision thank you I just accidentally gave myself hunger thank you see I never even do parkour so yeah he’s doing it right now like he’s making you guys look like pictures uh I don’t know where she went

Where did she go that’s a diamond you [ __ ] oh yep yep I’m a freaking idiot aren’t I I’m trapped though so is there seriously I fell down a hole there’s seriously a short way oh freaking heck wow whoa whoa whoa you guys freaking suck why’d you jump down here too you idiot

Got the diamond you [ __ ] got the diamond you [ __ ] got the diamond you [ __ ] you’re an [ __ ] why would you guys do this to me come on it’s okay you can get out now Danny you don’t know Danny your game mode one now it’s okay eat my dick oh I’m sorry

This sign is there so it’s all good no don’t do this please don’t do this oh okay um okay we’re gonna go ahead and and start our dungeon now um thank you all for watching that has been the first finale uh now next up is our dungeon bye guys