WHAT IS THIS THING? Minecraft Animation – Alex and Steve Life

Hey, do it! While you’re at it subscribe! Hey Alex, check out the sand castle I just made. Look, it even has a little bridge. I think I need some oil on this thing Hey, could you pass over my flint and steel? Yeah, sure, catch! No, wait, what?!

Are you serious? Why would you do that?! Alex, chill out. Okay? I’ll get your precious little flint and steel I’ll just poke my head into the water and see where it landed, okay? Okay. You see? It’s right there. Even Nemo wants a look. Wait, where’d he go? Oh-yeah, okay, that makes sense.

What did you see? Oh, you know. Just a couple of fishies, your flint, beautiful seaweed and.. a bunch of zombies. A bunch of what-now? Zombies!! They get hurt when they leave the water? Oh, they must be the drowned! They’re basically zombies of the sea.

So as long as we’re on the land, we’re safe. Right? Hah, you missed! There’s so much food. I wish I had a comically oversized fork to eat this with… A comically oversized fork! Uh, now what? Out there in the water, what are those things? No way, Axolotls! Huh, that’s convenient.

Thank you, little one. You’re the sweetest. Yes, you are. I tell you what. All this helping sure got me hungry! Has anybody seen my son? His name is Nemo. Steve… what did you just eat?.. Are your eyes closed? They’ve been closed for the past twenty minutes- Okay, great. And open!

I present to you the sand castle  wait don’t you mean desert pyramid   no oh hello have you looked in the secret  chest yet the what now the secret chest   yeah Alex trust me there aren’t any okay I’ve  searched every inch of that place top to bottom  

I’m absolutely positively 100 sure that there  aren’t any cheap oh hey look chests see I told   you come on let’s go check it out Steve wait you  see that pressure plate in the middle of the room  

Maybe yeah well don’t step on that okay I’ll open  these two and you open those two yeah sure sounds   good uh just some string and a bone you yeah same  let’s hope our second chest gives us something  

Good oh more junk no way oh what’d you find uh  I mean ah no way this chest is empty too girl   frustrating frustrated Steve oh sorry I thought  you found something good oh well there’s loads  

More of these in the desert I bet I’ll head back  up come up when you’re ready uh-huh be right there if I got away with it two whole  diamonds all to myself I better   get up that ladder before she  gets suspicious um what was that I warned him look diamonds

Good afternoon you two can I quickly ask who  would win in a race I would okay wow you both   seem really competitive if you call kicking Alex’s  butt competitive then yeah I’m competitive excuse   me did you hit your head this morning because  we both know that I’d win fair and square unlike  

You cheaty mccheedy pants well why don’t we  find out and put it to the test a test how   well I’ve discovered a bunch of new stuff in the  nether that we can race with the nether why have  

I heard that before don’t try to talk me out  of it I’m sure it’s completely nope nope nope   nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope  never again nope no thanks thank you nope nope   I’m not going back in there what you’re scared  you’ll lose no I’m just saying it’s dangerous

We’ll be waiting for you dude chicken who does she  think she’s calling chicken no offense Clocky no   no don’t look clucky I I didn’t you’re you’re  beautiful there we go you feel better that’s   good okay I’m gonna go now all right Alex you  wanna race I’ll give you a real whoa Alex Steve  

Welcome to the nether it’s it’s beautiful are  those crying floaty things still here not that   I’m scared or anything oh you mean ghosts I don’t  see any so you should be fine hey look down there

Riders they’ve developed a way to withstand the  Heat and walk on lava oh they’re so cute sure are   you two ready to race you betcha well as long  as it’s not in one of those ugly things I hate  

This whoa they’re a lot bigger up close than I  thought say how do they know where to go with this   that looks gross I mean all you have to do  is point in the direction you want to go  

And then yeah we get it okay great cool  come on let’s get this show on the road   okay uh on your marks get set go oh I  forgot to say don’t touch the piglands   I don’t think they heard me things are so fast  almost makes you forget we’re only inches from  

Burning to our decks yeah it’s great wait  how are you faster than me because I’m   you see what the Finish Line better than  me we’ll see who’s better after this dropper stick you pushed me huh what’s that oh  sorry Alex I can’t hear you over the sound of me  

Winning hi Alex you look stuck need a ride look at  those two like they even stand a chance of winning   whoa where’d that shadow come from thing almost there ladies and gentlemen we’ve  arrived at our destination

I am the best I am queen of all I survey in  the nether yeah yeah be happy all you want   stupid game anyway you wouldn’t be saying that  if you won though hey piglet I apologies no   no not a fan of high fives huh oh Kitty

Oh Steve it’s so wonderful to see  our village covered in all this snow   look even the villagers are making the most of it oh that looks like fun what the whoa  what’s happening there up in the sky huh that’s weird it’s almost like they  moved moved as in like they’re alive  

Next you’ll be saying like  oh we’re in a snow globe too Alex you don’t think that no Steve of course  we’re not don’t be ridiculous I’m telling you   they spoke wait you don’t think this torches  their son do you turn it off and find out

Hey who turned out the light they’re screaming  they’re screaming I’m screaming what do we do   what do we do Steve come come down the key is  not to panic uh you don’t think there’s somebody   controlling us do you I take it back now’s the  perfect time to panic you burn me they knew

Hey yes Alex yeah Alex hey Alex Alex Alex oh good you’re awake okay so uh I found something  super duper cool I want to show you but you know   whenever you’re ready I’ll be out here waiting  okay anytime no rush I said I got it you ready  

That’s that’s oh what the looking for someone  how did you get all the way over here Alex let   me introduce you to the ender pearl with this I  can throw it as far as I want and whoosh I’m there hand-sized teleportation how cool is that oh  

Can I ever go and let you break  it okay Alex like that’s gonna what was that what was it dog nothing nothing look   see everything is completely fine  and definitely not cracked see look okay before you say anything I need to make  clear I plant this oh this is all part of a  

Plan that I made that that is going perfectly to  plan it’s not it’s not dumb it’s it’s all really   smart and you don’t get it hey Steve have  you done something with your hair you look  

Different oh my gosh Alex you’re so funny no go  on I can’t wait to see what you come up with next don’t you dare laughs this really cracks you up doesn’t it Brains Brains I got you uh you should have  seen your face that was priceless

Huh that’s strange that Iron Golem  seems to be heading straight for us yeah sure look I’m the one  to forget something like that huh what’s this oh that’s a pickaxe you  can use it to mine Stone and if you’re   lucky diamonds but be careful  not to dig straight Steve wait

S first world of Minecraft oh yeah and  what’s that never dig straight down oh no not again uh Alex better not have that stupid  smug luck on her face when I respawn yeah yeah soak it up and done huh oh yay oh well  done I knew that you could do it  

What did you do I built a portal that when you  step into it you travel to another dimension   really uh I mean um gee Alex that sounds  awfully spooky to go in there all on your   own please allow me to be the first to go  through you know gotta make sure it’s safe  

Steve you really don’t have to do that don’t try  to talk me out of it I’m sure it’s completely   nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope  nope nope never again nope no thanks thank you  

Nope nope hmm probably should have mentioned it’s  a portal to the nether huh I wonder what he saw surprise no no no no what are you working on really Steve again if you  must know I’m making a beautiful flower garden  

Uh-huh sounds lame well while you’re doing  that I’ll be having some real fun building   a roller coaster with a big jump at the end  have fun getting yourself hurt what was that oh   oh have fun with your stuff thing oh I will pop up it’s as easy as that

Hey I found something oh what is it I don’t  know but I believe it’s called to under oh you’re back already you must be hungry  here I grew some carrots no thanks I’m full a mysterious button in the middle of  the woods yeah that’s not suspicious  

At all now the responsible thing would  be to put it back where I found it oops this lousy thing doesn’t work at all Alex  what’s that in your hands huh there’s some   sort of power dial no no no no no don’t touch  that oh I can see my house from here didn’t  

Change anything maybe I should turn it up  more oh no there’s a shooting thing again I’m gonna be sick gonna barf yay my house   or maybe it’s one of those press and hold  buttons Alex go please don’t touch it

Huh that’s strange I thought I heard something  oh well I wonder where Steve got off too honey I’m home Steve would you be able to hand   over the sponge water has got into  my boat uh yeah sure whoops oh boy

You okay that was quite the fall what ew what are  those things it almost looks like they’re dancing sponge but it’s all the way over there hurry hurry okay it’ll be okay it’ll  all be okay it’s not working I don’t know uh now what

Okay so we know the rules yeah we’ll  build you all a house to stay out of   the rain in exchange you’ll tell us  which one is the better Builder deal good now that that’s out of the way  starting positions on your marks get set go

Yes yes yes yes yes oh good  luck trying to beat that Steve it’s uh not too shabby huh incredible  oh Steve they’re going to love it   and that’s how you do it well Fair spare well  done Steve you deserve that win oh Steve look  

That parrot is going to land on your building  yeah it is oh wait is it oh no no no no no no   someone find a way to stop it what’s the big  deal it’s just now I know what it looks like  

But everything is completely fine did I  did I did I win yeah real good work Steve the saying I find it crazy how you’d say that  ghosts aren’t real yeah and I’m just saying   that I’ve never seen something that can’t  be explained by like that was just the wind  

Or someone must have moved that there okay  I think you’re just too scared to admit it   doesn’t believe in ghosts look at me my name’s  Alex and I’m so big and brave welcome to potion   and bits you want to come get a ocean and uh  not be visible we got invisible potions can’t  

Be seen look period potion oh don’t believe  in ghosts do you Alex we’ll see about that Oh I thought I just put all  these away oh well no biggie should really get that light fixed huh guess we redecorated I guess he was warm

I must have caught it so quickly it  didn’t have time to fall yes that ah   come on nothing I’m doing is working I  need to think of something so scary that   the only possible thing it could be is a  ghost so to set the mood I need Thunder  

But not just thunder lightning and now for some  creaking on the roof you think you can do that   and you you need to bang on the door as hard  as you can got it and now we wait to strike

Hey Steve oh who is this Steve you know I can see  you right uh I’m sorry Alex I just thought if I   scared you enough you would believe that ghosts  are real well there’s nothing you could do that   would possibly change my mind well that’s  not me doing that because I’m right here

Does anybody have a cup of sugar we’ve run  out and I’m making a cake oh they’re gone come on come on hurry up before Alex wakes  what are you up to mister oh boy here we   go I mean Alex hey long time no see who  are you hiding from what hiding no way  

That’s crazy talk so you’re not spying on  Ben over there okay so what if I am he’s   been working all day on that thing any idea  what it does I think we’re about to find out whoa huh you thinking what I’m thinking and  we should leave it alone and not go near it  

And he’s gone oh my gosh oh my gosh you can tell  it’s real science because of all the Blinky lights   Steve whatever you do whoops whoa and uh the size of this lad  what an absolute unit okay buddy  

Move Along nothing to see here okay  bye-bye now I said scram oh hey look Bert whoa whoa why am I getting bigger I don’t   know they could stop or else I’m  gonna fall over the machine isn’t it pull the power cord okay  um oh Redstone carries power

Yeah I think I got it activated oh come on ladies  and gentlemen I bring good news good news I love   good news good news is the best kind of news  yes the legend is true the taunta it exists  

Where is it it’s in a sacred Place far away when  nothing bad can happen to it uh what’s that noise   laughs oh sorry would you like some cheese  hey like the video why not subscribe and   hit that Bell icon you’ll never miss when  we next upload thanks a bunch yes yes yes  

That’s what you get for cheating  I didn’t cheat and I won