Who HURT Daisy in Minecraft?

This blueberry sandwich is kind of oh shoot water water water water water who put this trap here man is that a cookie oh no Daisy wait wait wait Daisy get out of the way up gosh dang it daisy look what you did you triggered the Trap oh my goodness

You did it I this was one of the biggest cookies I’ve ever seen and you destroyed it Daisy do you understand what happened someone tried to murder you like how they murdered me he’s dead Daisy there’s a prankster on the server look what they did to me they

Almost got me with the sand trap they almost got you too does the cookie really matter for your own life Daisy yes sir yes it does okay well you can always just get some more like you have like thousands of cookies don’t you how could they all your cookies you have

Like a thousand cookies Where those cookies my gosh Daisy what happened these disgusting Vlogs in my chest instead of delicious cookies these are the last ones I have I mean if you’re not gonna take these Daisy I’ll take them off of you these weren’t for my cookies I mean surely you have cookies somewhere what

Are all these um well uh um um you like the next new decorations I put oh yeah yeah is that a pinata were you gonna have like a celebration or something like wait you still have cookies here wait so you still have a little bit left I do oh my God

Everything else is gone I had stacks on stacks on stacks of cookies I’m sorry I realized by myself oh rip it hi Jerry oh what is this what uh uh property damages rivet ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit rub it ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit property now

Give me the book give me the book it says Etho you are charged with property damage what if you do not pay I will kick you out of your house a ribbon put the that wasn’t me that was the prankster on the server he’s the one

That blew up your stuff it was his trap rabbit rabbit translation uh he’s saying if you don’t pay immediately he will kick you out of your house and sell it to someone else uh but can you can you spot me a few diamonds just just a couple please please

Fine okay Jerry here you go I’m so sorry for this this brainless bot over here okay ribbon oh my gosh you can’t get in trouble with Jerry the landlord but how much trouble I had to get to get this property and your property but I I didn’t do anything Daisy I keep telling

You there’s someone setting up traps you think I set the traps to hurt you Daisy it kind of does sound like you what but you know me I’m not smart enough to make these type of traps that is true you you could have had to help you know like I

Look if Jerry the landlord said you did property damage because of those pranks that you did then you did those okay what you don’t disagree with Jerry well in any case I still think you shouldn’t go out right now because if you go out there’s they’re gonna Target you Daisy

You saw the cookie they want to hurt you and I don’t think that’s gonna be I don’t think that’s gonna be good well that was the biggest cookies I’ve ever seen I have to make an even bigger cookie no one shows me up in cookie baking are you sure you’re gonna be able

To disarm all those traps you literally almost fell for one there’s no more traps on the server I don’t know why you keep thinking there’s a prankster if anything you’re the prankster what me please like is it an isn’t it obvious oh Daisy don’t fall for that oh daisy look

What I fell for Daisy I’m that’s it I’m out of here Daisy wait come back you’re not gonna be oh she’s gonna herself her it looks like we’re gonna have to protect her for today little does she know that I prepared for situations just like this let me just go get some stuff

For my house luckily I have my trusty bucket with me let’s get going miss eat though we at the IRS have been informed that you are 10 000 diamonds late on your establishment huh 10 what 10 000 diamonds and here’s all the paperwork that I gotta do because of

You but I I did my taxes yesterday nope doesn’t look like it Daisy didn’t freaking send my letter in the mail look listen I I have to go do something I have to help my little sister not die from pranks uh if you could just give me

Like one more week I’ll get you the taxes okay I promise all right Etho one more week I’m leaving all this paperwork here oh gosh no you’re gonna leave it you’re making a big mess man No One’s Gonna respect my establishment if it’s all here I mean look at your

Establishment what’s wrong with it what do you do you have something to say all right well get your taxes done tax season okay I think I see Daisy down there what is she oh she’s probably getting cocoa beans right now okay um now we Just Gotta Stay Real what hello

Hi uh hold on excuse me I don’t have a banana I need to I need to go out what what I don’t I don’t I don’t know I don’t have any okay okay you want a banana you wanna you wanna freaking banana get out of here finally found them cocoa beans okay I

Just need it oh is that free cocoa beans who needs cocoa beans when I can get them for free free no Daisy Daisy this is obviously a freaking trap is it oh my this this Temple is filled to the brim with dynamite oh wait oh no she doesn’t

Really I can’t I can’t tell her I can’t warn her okay wait maybe if I find the mechanism I can disarm it oh man I just go back here what um uh I don’t know how to disarm something like this wait I don’t do redstone do I look like someone that

Does redstone I’m not mumbo jumbo hello I don’t have any more bananas I’m sorry it’s a redstone machine it’s gonna blow this place up you need to get out of here trying to figure out how to disarm it man wait actually you were kind of smart do you know how to disarm bombs

Why yes my girl a good job you can speak English it was that easy okay but thank you uh I’m gonna go check on Daisy real quick hold on could be now it’s time to go home how does she believe in this dumb sign like this wow she really is naive oh those

Guys are up there again are you guys happy you guys happy with your bananas Oh no no that’s just my hoodie we shall face what wait wait wait wait wait no wait I’m not put it oh gosh monkeys are crazy man I never am going in a jungle ever again oh there’s Daisy okay looks like she’s getting leave for her cookies let’s follow her real quick

Please tell me there’s not a monkey behind me actually I do have bananas wait here you go good now go back to the Jungle where you belong I feel like I’m playing in a major part of a story that’s already on TV you don’t belong here this is a forest not a

Jungle you need to leave there’s people out here that eat monkeys like you do I smell yay monkey hey Pete oh what do you have there um it’s okay I got this uh it’s just my little friend you know he was just on his way back home um Hey bow

I have some bananas if you want to come to my place kid listen you don’t want to go with him look at look at his apron man you wonder what those red stains are you don’t want to go with this guy trust me I know apple juice no I’m sorry Pete

Get out of here sorry here get over here I’m taking her out of here yeah sorry Pete monkeys are off the menu for today you know how rare they are I will keep tabs on you Etho yeah you do that Pete anyway have a good day man here you

Want cook up some bananas you know there’s more to life than just meat my gosh man Peter’s a crazy guy um hello there oh hello how’s it going man whoa wait your garden looks much different than the last time I was here so I learned something called electricity electricity what is that and

Now I have been growing up something I call villafone it has many apps whatever a nap is but I’ve been trying to create my own type of stuff like phone isn’t that a downgrade to that no you could speak to it you know who speak

Back really yes can I try no oh did you just buy phones from the Apple store and just stick them into the ground what’s Apple did you just take Mojang phones and stick them into the ground what’s Mojang did you just take these phones and stick them into the ground thinking

They would grow what’s a foam well did you know that when you plant phones into the ground they don’t grow what no it it get up what get out of here you don’t like my inversions so can I I don’t want to talk to you right now okay

I’m leaving okay okay well anyway I should probably oh the Villager 46. do you still have the supplies that I asked for uh you know the meat of course I always I always have the knee that means of me oh it’s so good okay um how about we go to the place where

You know uh hello who are you is that a stone sword wait the silverfish Old Stone swords now oh you can’t see me I can clearly see you you don’t blend in very well with the weed oh no my camera out of here before I ask you

What are you doing why were you hiding behind the Villager I was paid to get that cowgirl what you were gonna murder her partially who paid you I can’t say confidential ah yes yes sure did I also signed all my cookies away oh this there’s a pattern

On This Server I’ve noticed okay listen I’m trying to keep my sister safe she’s kind of naive so here I’ll give you a deal I’ll give you four sticks four holy sticks if you just said leave her a bee no no I’ll also give you this saddle

And I’ll give you this oak sapling okay now everybody and I’ll give you basically all my junk in my inventory that I don’t need if you just go away oh so much uh I’ll wait I just realized something she just went with the butcher if she went with

The butcher wait she’s a movement wait wait Daisy wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hello oh no Yeah I gotta do something uh uh uh knock knock knock oh it seems like somebody’s here I gotta give Daisy an opportunity to escape uh holder hi uh how’s it going it’s going good you mind stepping out here for a second I have to talk to you about something

Listen listen it’s important like we’re talking like like world changing like important oh um okay oh what would you like to talk about it’s just an old day you know it’s like oh you know what then listen listen you know your wife right I don’t have a

Wife listen your husband right I don’t have a husband listen your kid right I don’t have any kids listen your dog with the with the one broken eye and the collar I have a dog with a one for good night listen you’re meat you’re me you’re right you’re the you know the

Meat you’ve been selling human you met this meat right here I just recently got it yeah it’s pregnant what it’s pregnant you gotta take it to the hospital you gotta go go go go go go go contractions oh my gosh okay just get out it was an experience hi do you even get

Let’s see one two how much weight will I need well let’s just take all of it it’s fine we want freedom we want freedom wait what did I do work for him where are you guys freedom freedom freedom from what freedom freedom freedom from what

Uh free of the dumb I mean fair enough you guys are pretty stupid but you don’t have to like go I mean uh you guys want some wheat Freedom you guys don’t even know what you’re protesting for um oh you guys aren’t even protesting what do you guys

We are something doing rioting do you guys even understand what rioting is you know it says free dumb right well thankfully you guys can read at least at least someone out okay okay for free God bless them America build your protesters man what has the world come to man this Village this

Village is so freaking weird spawnville wait oh my gosh I ran that far that I ran All the Way Beyond the path oh then I’m ahead of Daisy wait where is she is where oh she must be still walking here for trouble and make it double to protect the world from Devastation to

Unite all people within our debt you guys aren’t so good at this are you look we’re out of practice okay yeah no kidding um I used to watch you guys on TV a lot what are you what are you guys doing here he knows

He knows yeah TV yeah you guys are on TV all the time James come here we have a TV show I don’t know I heard Ash was retiring how do you feel about that when did Ash get old what he’s only like 12 right that’s what I thought um okay

Before we get into that maybe we should restart uh let’s uh do it again okay act two um I’ll just stay there what what okay team rocket blast off of the speed of the speech surrender now who prefer to fight it is something supposed to happen no

You guys don’t even have me out here what happened is this a plushie listen we’re out of budget could you sell me out well in any case uh what are you guys doing here oh right a yellow one you guys realize in the wrong Universe

Right I see a yellow one right here I am not a Pokemon capturing the yellow one is the goal that is correct it’s clear to see that you guys are kind of out of practice times are changing the anime season’s changing too and you’re getting fired in a couple weeks

How do you know Team Rocket is never fired here listen I’ll give you guys a real job for once and it’s paid I don’t know what your old job was paying but here take this those are taxes what is what does irf sounds like a worthy challenge James we are off to fight

Right here I wonder where Daisy is oh shoot she’s here already Time to make the best cookie ever okay luckily I took the shortcut around so I should be able to beat Daisy before it’s too late hopefully there’s no more trucks where is she hello oh are you hi uh I’m I’m Daisy’s older brother do you know my sister

Oh y’all the time at bingo night oh this is my butler Reginald hello hello there interest uh what are you guys here for again Bingo of course an original do you smell something I do ma’am is that that’s what oh goodness gracious oh I didn’t know Daisy had such a poor brother Madam

May I have permission to give some of riches huh of course of course anything for Daisy’s brother wait a little bit of money take some espressos too oh I mean I I do I do like this this is very nice thank you but bro wait poor people smell like something

Hey do also your house over there yeah what’s wrong with it oh Reginald Reginald what are you guys dissing my house hours on that house do you understand how hard it is to find podzel people just don’t appreciate the dirt Arts these days Madame I think this is the

Brother that Daisy told us about that piece in a bucket hey I’m not gonna be a lectured by a penguin that’s half my size hey don’t you talk to my boy like that oh leaving come on Reginald uh I wouldn’t go there if I were you

No no dang it well there goes them two Frank wait was this you uh yeah who do you think it was wait you’re the one that’s been pulling all the pranks on the server of course they’re not pranks though they’re they’re traps yes clearly they’re traps but why have you been

Targeting Daisy specifically this whole time what do you think y’all stole all my vegetables you stole the vegetables from the villagers you stole my stolen vegetables yeah Frank but do you know do you understand how much Daisy loves those cookies I bet you stole them too

Didn’t you yeah do you still have them by the way all right yeah yeah I don’t care for them you you’re the one toast all my cookies wait no no no wait wait you’re listening to anything I need to be another piece of candy [Laughter] what wait you’re the one that’s been

Pulling all the pranks on the server oh