Why did a Viewer’s Mom invite me to this SMP Server?

This one email i got yesterday was from a viewer’s mother and it let me down a very unusual journey the email was basically a viewer’s mom asking me to unban her son from my discord server and join his minecraft smp server now i thought surely this was just the kid

Himself with a fake email id pretending to be his mom right but look at this minecraft with an uppercase m and c s dot m dot p giant well wishes nobody below the age of 35 types like this regardless of the boomer typology i thought the email was so funny i decided

To join the minecraft world anyway but before that i figured i should know who the kid actually was so i looked up the discord username on my server and there was nothing nobody with that username had ever joined let alone been banned from my server as the email said so so i

Chalked it up to just a misspelling in the email perhaps and moved on to join the minecraft server itself the smp was just a super flat world with a bunch of garbage thrown on the floor the only thing i noticed was that there was a big tower made of bedrock right next to

Spawn i fooled around for a little bit to see if anything was up on the server and just as i was about to leave like a scene out of a movie i caught a glimpse of a cluster of signs above the tower and as stupid as it sounds i thought

These signs would answer my questions about the truth of the email and the server itself spoiler this was foreshadowing so i needed to get to the top of this tower but that wasn’t going to be easy you see i realized that building straight up wasn’t going to

Work since there seemed to be a command block that put me into adventure mode every time i came close to the tower oh just build the stairs from outside the protected area yeah that would work perfectly to get height but as soon as i got within 10 blocks of the tower boom

It’s adventure time and i fall to my death all right then use water buckets uh use ladders then scaffold adventure mode okay fine if i couldn’t carry myself up i needed to teleport myself up but i’m pretty sure that enderman’s spawns were disabled because i spent several nights on the server and

Saw zero elements whatsoever well then how was i supposed to get enderpeas to teleport to the tower and figure out what was behind this dumbass email the answer capitalism i came across a village after a long walk of self-reflection and i knew that you could trade ender pearls

Because i saw it in a dweeb video because i’m so smart and totally not because of this reddit post i found i knew i needed to trade with the cleric villager because they had a two and three chance of trading ender pearls at level four or something like that but to

Get to level four i need emeralds and to get emeralds i need to trade a lot of rotten flesh and how on god’s screen earth was i gonna get rotten flesh a lot of zombie killing after a while i got sick of killing zombies and genuinely wanted to leave enter gareth the iron

Golem now the golem’s primary goal is to protect the village obviously but thankfully that meant that he was a zombie killing machine i was like a snobbish roman king watching my brave soldier duke it out with zombies in the colosseum like seriously he didn’t even spare the zombies children not the

Orphans gareth not the orphans together gareth and i took down hordes over hordes of these undead fools and after a long grind session i had enough rotten flesh everything was going perfectly nothing could go wrong my poor zombie killing comrade had fallen to commemorate his life i kicked

Out a baby villager from their house and built a grave for my iron golem and just when i finished reciting sun tzu the art of war for garrett’s funeral i turned around and realized i was stuck in the memorial because a giant slime had blocked my only exit almost poetically i

Had to craft an axe using the iron ingots from the golem’s dead remains to slay the cube and escape gareth had saved me one last time anyway the rotten flesh wasn’t nearly enough emeralds and i had to grind hours over hours forming wheat and other to properly level up the cleric and get

The end of our trade so that was a waste of time anyway i finally got four ender pearls and was ready to conquer the tower and reveal the secrets of the email well first i made the stupid mistake of throwing from the floor completely missed so i climbed up the stairs and

Tried again what missed again before i completely lost my mind i threw the third pearl and yay made it on top of the stupid tower finally once on top i could read the signs now they seemed harmless at first because at the time they just looked like a bunch of kids

Had messed around in creative mode a bit and typed what seemed to be their names on it which was confusing at first but get this i looked all of the three usernames that were on the signup on my discord server on just a hunch and crazily enough i found out they all used

To be members all three of them were banned five months ago by a mod who had since left and i discovered the only reason they were banned was get this impersonation of another member’s family it kinda made sense but why would they send the email what about the fake

Discord id why put your names on the tower in the first place i’m too sleep deprived to figure any of that out sometimes i think about you late nights in the middle of