Why I Blew Up The Earth

The earth is now a wasteland and is destroyed for good how did this happen i am currently facing a court trial in front of the entire world that could get me banned because this earth silver thinks i am a war criminal but i didn’t even do anything taking over multiple

Continents assault homicide i mean it’s just basically nothing war crimes possession of an illegal weapon like i don’t even deserve it i don’t know why they’re using that illegal weapon to kill the dragon stealing the dragon egg and claiming the entire end dimension good thing i have a plan to win this

Court case right i’m here to challenge swagistan’s claim of the end which we believe should be open and free to all people this is the owner opening his prosecution about my crimes why because two weeks ago i claimed the end spawn platform and held the world hostage but

That’s not why i’m in court you see after the admins use their power to teleport everyone out of my trap the owner himself warned me about doing silly goofy things on the server so i did more silly goofy things on the server i went straight back to the end

And instead of claiming just spawn this time i took the entire island but oh no it doesn’t end there because when you claim something nobody can build on it so the silver members were angry that my country swaggest owned the entire end so obviously i apologize to everyone and

Gave them permission to build psych i doubled down and covered all the gateways with trapdoors so nobody could even leave the island ugh owns the entire dimension which is why the owner is now suing me don’t worry here’s my plan to win see the court would have

Jurors from the s p who would decide the outcome of the case and since mr owner publicly sued me in front of the entire server i now had seven days to get some jurors on my side the problem with that is number one i don’t know who the hell

The jurors are gonna be and number two none of the members on the server really liked me i was super confused at this point i didn’t know what i needed to do so before everything my first step my master plan was to get a legal team that

Would support me so i introduced to you my lawyers my lawyer’s two-step plan to make me win this defense went as follows siri needed to absolve me of the crime of claiming the end by getting jurors to be on our side so don suggested that i spend the

Next couple of days sucking up the members of the server so through the next few days me and my allies were especially friendly to people to get on their good side letting them come to our base use our farms give them anything they wanted and we were generally nice human beings but

Not because it was morally right but because we could exploit it for my defense you see my other lawyer radoons would then form a group called the semi united nations and call a silver wide meeting in geneva switzerland i would get people to vote for the geneva convention a document that we wrote

Which would form a beautiful allyship between everyone which would benefit all the members of the server and would also legalize my claiming of the end making me fully innocent and because we were so nice to people this week they would all democratically vote yes we also added a

Few more things to sweeten the deal you could have don’s bath water if you want i don’t care this was perfect because not only did i have evidence of my innocence through the document but everyone on the server was still technically allied with me meaning any one of these members who

Would become jurors would have to declare me innocent right but there was a problem with all of this i had overlooked that the admins and owner had also come to the sun meeting which meant the owner saw me and my lawyers do all of this and gain all this power so the

Next day i was told by the owner that there would be no jurors but two independently selected judges from outside the server who would make the final decision on my case great this is bad because i just spent the whole week sucking up the people for

Nothing and even worse i had no idea who these judges would even be there are five days left for the court case me and my final lawyer mark bormithius decided to go to the end because of a very annoying reason See i locked on to see that the admins had blown up my land in the end with 2.4 million tnt for what i didn’t really know i wanted to confront the owner in the end itself so mark and i resaw on the dragon and defeated it pretty

Quickly but that was just enough to piss off the owner who came to the end and was like what are you guys doing so i told him you just destroyed my land in the end with tnt he then proceeded to kill my ally mark this was the moment i

Realized something i have power he cries me and i crit him he then proceeds to run away and shoot me with a barrage of flaming arrows which is supposed to be his strongest attack he then proceeds to run away come back with the barrage of arrows and miss every single one he then

Jumps away with the special boots he then tries shooting me with a spam of arrows but i calmly tell him that it is doing no damage to me at all he keeps jumping around to avoid confronting me not knowing that i have spring boots so i come back to attack him i’m rapidly

Gaining on him and he’s extremely scared at this point i’m lagging too hard to get the hits but i keep following him i keep chasing him i’ve taking away his advantage and keep gaining on him i get a couple hits on all that’s left is the

Killing blow on this guy and i can finish it here and now but he keeps running away he keeps running away and jumps into the void takes out an elytra and flies away he then makes the worst mistake of his life by going in the chat

And telling me you mad bro because he thought he was safe but he didn’t know that i also had an electro so i chased him down across the end rapidly gaining on the guy that ruined my crap killed my ally and destroyed my land this guy was

Just a few hips away from death and i could feel it i could feel the grim reaper’s bony hands dragging him away already because all he could do now was run away run away from me forever but i would follow him across any terrain i would lie right behind him all i needed

To get was those few hits he spiraled into the void to try and attempt to scare me he tried scaring me by going underneath the end island but oh no no i wasn’t scared all i needed was one crit one crit and this guy would be sent to

The nether um until he finally disappeared teleported back to svan and ran away from me all he could say now was try to beat me in court yeah so you have felt like it was a bit of a of an oppression from swagger stan correct

Yes his plan in court is to call upon witnesses in the server to show that i was a bad person and so far his strategy was working really well like it came to a point where even the judges started to dislike me and even though my lawyers

Tried to pull it back with some really good points bringing up how the owner blew up the end killed us with illegal weapons and so on we were still losing so now there were two more rounds of questioning in the court until the judges came with a final verdict and as

I sat through this round it seemed like the owner was very good at convincing people that i’m evo but all this got me thinking about backup plans you see africa was completely owned by the admin but the courthouse we were in just so happened to be conveniently in djibouti

Africa just south of which in madagascar lied one of two gunpowder farms on the server see throughout the month my allies have not only been lawyers but also gunpowder farmers so you see earlier today i finally got two shulker boxes finalized before the court case and in shulker box number one was my

Master backup plan but as for right now the court case was not going well like i looked really bad on top of which me losing my temper did not help looks like a rubik’s cube hold on hold on hold on hold on as the last ditch attempt to save face i

Decided to get up on stage and prove myself with something big your honor just read the read the terms of these carefully and that ladies and gentlemen was my ace in the hole i just given both the judges a copy of the geneva convention which was signed just a

Couple of days earlier if you remember during the sun meeting the server voted to make the convention law but what they failed to notice was that there was a clause allowing me to claim any piece of land as long as it was neutral territory meaning for this case i would be 100

Innocent because all the land that i claimed was from neutral land because the end was not previously claimed by anyone else and i was simply exercising my right as a human being to place trapdoors on my land that’s all i did boom i had them dead to rights and this

Was undisputable proof that nothing i did in the end was illegal and as around went on me and my lawyers were convinced that i was going to win the case so then it was finally time me the defense versus the owner’s prosecution it all came down to this and the judges stated

Their decision this goes in in the favor of the prosecution You see two days ago i had visited the courthouse alone and set up shulker box number one all around the building that’s right these poor people were standing on months on months of hatred and they didn’t even know it but before that happened the judges said my

Punishment is you must unclaim the end at this moment all my claims in the end were removed because of the law but now that the law had failed me shulker box number one was my final stand well this over has once again proved that it is hopeless

You see on that day as me and mark rick the court with all that tnt it was only when we finished that we realized that we were being followed by admins in spectator mode and creative mode that meant shocker box number one was not a reliable plan but i always had shocker

Box number two so at the end of the great earth sfp court case when i was declared guilty this button would blow up the entirety of north east africa but before they blow up you might ask what about shulker box number two well ladies and gentlemen shocker box number two was

A statement well this over has once again proved that it is hopeless allow me to show you hope There will never be honor in this silver there will never ever be honor on the silver no matter how hard you thrive as long as the silver exists swaggest will own it there is no law there is no court that can ever change that goodbye everyone this is the end of swaggest swag

This means war