Why I got Banned on Lifesteal SMP…

Lifesteal the deadliest minecraft s p in the world and they decided to invite me probably one of the worst minecraft players out there when i joined the server i decided to team up with a guy called cake my extreme and we were about to go through a literal hell so when we

Spawned in we knew we had to run from spawn straight away this is because when a player kills another player they take one of their hearts and because we were a few weeks left to the server the only thing people saw in us were 320 hearts there’s so many mobs out here

According to me you got food what all this stuff so a bunch of mothers hunting us down forcing us to hide in a hole like the men we are we then started to get some tools to defend ourselves oh oh you know what i just realized if we lose live

Like it’s a lot easier for us to die because like we we’re very sensitive to stuff yep this guy is an absolute genius after mining for a while kate decided to literally screw me over yo what cake what are you doing are you kidding me then we decided to go outside

And we found a village and maybe in that guy i decided to do this oh mario’s you idiot why would you hit him yeah okay it wasn’t the smartest thing in the world but then we’re going to call one of the members of lifestyle leo if we wanted to

We could make a trap or something so i can visit this one that’s not doesn’t i’m not i’m down again like them allies it is and there you have it we were allies but then we realized something i mean being real bro i like to think about we’re allies right

But is there really a point to being allies right now because like we only have two people on our team though like why not just combine forces so the cake thinks we should join forces with leo but right now we have bigger priorities as we just found a pledge outpost which

Is located right next to a village so we now have an efficient totem farm on our second day of being on lifestyle so we then started a raid but then we realized we weren’t stacked with op games and having no gear led to this I built up oh wow you can’t climb right yeah wait are they finding each other oh i think they’re giving them like regenerations in sweden yeah i swear it’s not fair wait what the hell yeah they have rejected you should have just oh i couldn’t i was

Corner i was calling away everyone so now both of us are only on eight hearts i remember the less hard you have the easier it is for us to die so we had to play our cards right otherwise we’ll be getting banned from the server after retrieving our first totem we received a

Trade offer when member name spoke so miles you know the do you still have the totem yep um there’s someone willing to buy it and he was asking us to trade our totem for one netherlight bar and this being only our second down life still this would be a

Really good trade but because we were very new to the server we didn’t know anyone so we asked one of our allies it spoke was dodgy oh no it’s no touch fine okay so we now know we can trust him so we hopped in a call with him to do the trade

What up hello um i mean i could try to run over there i guess we could meet you because i’m like dude i’m dude i’m 10k away bro oh we’re in horses so we could try and meet up near you yeah we it might wouldn’t be that hard to remember

Yeah it’s pretty fast that’s true i can just go to like a different location yeah and that’s a bit going back and forth and where we would commence trade me and cake then found the location next to water and no trees this because if someone wants to ambush us we’d have our

Horses so we can run away on flat ground as well as swim away in the ocean with our boats and while we’re waiting for a few days we did this when i want to do a race don’t really let’s go put your horse against this line go go oh what the hell

Why is yours faster We could have you but then again like you’re just it’s only the first hold on i think they might be here hold on i think they might be here however when we’re doing a horse jumping contest something was off you could see in the distance some particle bubbles and

Luckily cake spotted this why you’re the only thing through this one we’re getting something together So we swam across the ocean and this guy could very easily kill us spoken betrayed us when we finally made it to the land we thought we had escaped but we were so very wrong but before i showed the next part of the video here’s a word from our sponsor i’m tony miles

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Just like last time like if we get we get stuck we might have to split up okay miles you have to crouch you have to crouch like slowly we don’t know what’s here you see a name tag or anything oh For miles but because we were both split up for quite some time i decided to do some work and get a bunch of stuff including some craftable hearts so if you didn’t know on livestock you can craft your own hearts but it’s super hard to get as the materials to make

Them is super expensive so i went back to the village to go and get some more totems so we could stand the chance against the other lifestyle members however i soon realized during this i died a few times and had gone down from eight hearts to five hearts so i told cake

You’re stuck in a cave yeah what’d you get out of my mind yeah he didn’t tell that too well so to make it up to him i thought i’ll go and find some diamonds and so i finally got myself full diamond armor and then i lost all going from

Five hearts to only one heart yeah so i think i may have screwed myself over here so i found this village and made it completely mob proof so no zombies or skeletons could get in there so was that it i had one heart there was nowhere i

Could go from this one heart is basically being already dead so what’s even the point in trying at this point wait a minute see this would be great but i wasn’t invited [Applause]