Why Would Anyone Want To Speedrun Minecraft

Don’t know what i’m doing i have no idea what i’m doing today we’re going to be speed running today we’re going to be speeding we’re going to be no i’m not even going to say we’re going to be speed running today is that going to be possible i don’t know this is

Going to be very bad i got the little timer in the top right here it’s gonna be bad what time am i aiming for uh grouchy i’m gonna be real with you my guy i’m not even aiming for a time i’m gonna be happy if i complete minecraft today if i win the

Game i will be happy my mic is lagging again you’re a [ __ ] liar you’re a [ __ ] liar now you’re actually freaking me out i’m gonna go check before i even start you’re [ __ ] liar we’re gonna be speedrunning minecraft today i have the timer set up i have everything set up

All right i didn’t [ __ ] add splits because i’m not adding splits for when i get into the nether and [ __ ] like that it is not going to be a dream speed run what the [ __ ] was that oh my god you don’t see what just popped up yet oh my god oh my

Ah everyone relax everyone relax i’m not [ __ ] muted screw you i’m not muted listen listen oh my god we’re gonna be speedrunning minecraft oh my god okay i am a minecraft aficionado i don’t even know what the [ __ ] that word means i know a lot about minecraft

My issue is i have never speed run i’ve never sped run i have never s i have never sped run minecraft in my life this is the goal okay i put in the title that i’m speed running my goal for the stream hear me out it’s gonna be a disappointing stream if you

Think i’m gonna be getting [ __ ] world records my goal is to complete minecraft if i beat the ender dragon i will be happy i doubt it will happen vesper verse per vesper wait no am i saying it wrong i’ve been saying it wrong what the [ __ ]

Shut up shut up shut up hold up hold on everybody relax i don’t know how to [ __ ] do this i’m going to label it speed run should i label it speedrun is there even a point in labeling at speedrun we’re going to label it speedrun

I’m nervous when do you okay when do you start the time i don’t know when you start the timer it doesn’t even matter when you move okay we’re in a good spot i think what the [ __ ] okay that start that stop that’s reset this part okay okay i’m gonna start it

Oh [ __ ] i don’t know what i’m doing i don’t know what i’m doing chat you got it you gotta you gotta how much wood do i get how much what do i get what do i do i don’t know how much what i’m supposed to get i don’t know i’m gonna play the

Game how i would play the game i’m not gonna build a shelter though that’s [ __ ] i’m getting too much wood am i getting too much wood i’m getting too much wood i’m already nervous just hear me out just hear me i’m gonna get more wood [ __ ] i’m getting too much wood i don’t

Care i’m getting more wood the 25 gifted i’m gonna [ __ ] scream i’m gonna [ __ ] scream i don’t even know how to craft anything i’m getting all this wood how many crafting benches should i make two i’m gonna make two i’m very slow i’m very sorry i have shaky ass hands

What do i what do i make a pickaxe i don’t even need a sword who the [ __ ] needs a sword should i leave that i’m gonna leave that there’s rabbit should i kill him no i’m gonna leave him i’m mining stone i don’t know what i’m doing i don’t know

What i’m doing how much how much should i get how much i don’t know the strategy i gotta [ __ ] watch videos on this [ __ ] i already placed both of my crafting tables this is stupid should i mine it with a pickaxe will it mine it faster oh my god i don’t know

What i’m doing joe playing minecraft i’m trying to speedrun this [ __ ] i’m gonna grab my other one i don’t care if it’s a waste of time there’s a fox oh my god look at all the [ __ ] pigs he killed them all i’m not mining straight down i’m killing this [ __ ] i’m getting food

Come here you little [ __ ] come here whisper i’m gonna scream okay next next thing i’ll scream as loud as i can my mic’s just gonna cut out i’m killing the pigs you stupid [ __ ] okay everyone this is a warning this is a warning i’m gonna stream as loud as i can if you

Are wearing headphones turn down your mic this is a warning you better turn down your mic Okay we’re back you turned your volume up to hear that is it worth killing a fox do foxes give me anything i had a shitty ass spawn didn’t i it doesn’t matter there’s water there that’s good i’m gonna go to the top of a mountain and

I’m gonna i’m gonna gauge what i can do whisper thank you for the gift it’s up to obama salad why am i coming down here this is just stupid it doesn’t matter give me feathers you [ __ ] i’m not starting over i’m not starting over i don’t know what i’m doing i look

Like a [ __ ] idiot i look like a noob whisper how my abdominal uh area hurts from when i screamed as loud as i could but i’ve done that before but i haven’t done it in a while it was a good experience it was good experience i’ll put you in the

Technology should i eat raw food should i walk that’s not a speed run i gotta do you see that i’m running to it i don’t have a [ __ ] furnace is that was that a dead village or is that a good village that looks like a dead village

Oh look at the little villager should i kill him no no an iron golem would kill me don’t you want to kill yo yo yo don’t you want to kill the will that attack me will he attack me so i want to kill him don’t i have to

Stack myself up though because i don’t is there anything useful in these i look like an idiot doing this is it dumb if i cook with wood i’m gonna cook with wood you guys are gonna make fun of me i don’t care i’m getting [ __ ] done i got it it’s zack king’s

[ __ ] is it worth cooking i feel like mutton sucks mutton’s bad right i got to start making like actual [ __ ] i don’t have wood no oh my god i can’t craft oh my god no got it mutton mutton’s good mutton’s bad well i do i get anything if i kill him

Okay now where do i go should i kill the iron golem do i kill the iron golem i don’t have i don’t have a [ __ ] mouth [ __ ] i’m gonna die if i kill the iron golem how how many blocks up do i have to go to hit him oh my god

Holy [ __ ] three how many am i did he drop me a flower what else do i do with my two iron do i make a sword or do i try and get a pickaxe what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do

How do you make a shield how do you make a shield how do you make it i don’t want to go into the nether now right i would be really unequipped there’s a lava pool um chat chat do i do i go into the nether now how do you make

Okay i don’t know how to make this with the lava bucket [ __ ] how do i do this The [ __ ] where do i where do i place hit q next to lava [ __ ] off What that doesn’t make sense i’m gonna do this i’m gonna block it is this smart i don’t know how to make this i watch people do it all the time no okay okay that wasn’t bad that wasn’t bad little [ __ ] you little [ __ ] okay this is

The way that i have to do it now i want to stack up what where’s my pick what happened to my pick oh it’s what happened it’s back it has to be two and then so this this block is where i need to place something right here is where i need to

Place one that worked okay okay okay that’s the strategy i need more dirt oh pog wow oh am i doing this right i think i’m doing this right okay i don’t have [ __ ] flint and steel oh i have enough i have enough i need to find gravel i need to find gravel It’s like i’m [ __ ] parkouring no no no is that enough is that enough is that enough is that enough is that enough okay it’s enough oh my god oh my god thank you this bird 25 [ __ ] gifted again i’m gonna scream i’m literally gonna scream okay that’s

Good that’s good that’s good i don’t care if that goes away i got it i built it did i build it is that too low did i build this right i built it right i built it right i built it right it doesn’t even matter i don’t need lava

I built it okay where do i find gravel where do i find [ __ ] gravel in here oh here it is okay we’re going back i don’t think it’s a smart idea to go into the nether with literally a stone sword and a [ __ ] shield

I feel like i die i don’t know where i am oh my [ __ ] god i don’t know where the oh it’s there okay thank [ __ ] oh my god i’ll die i will die so i should get i’m so i should go mining i’m gonna go get

Iron i’m gonna go get iron that’s smart [ __ ] this realistically will i die probably why don’t we test it out bruh oops am i gonna die is am i on the wrong version of [ __ ] minecraft i thought this was the old [ __ ] nether i’m gonna i’m gonna yo yo chat chat remember this

Somebody yo chat see out chat i really don’t know where to go that’s that guy’s gonna that was not calculated very well hi youtube i’ll die really fast here wouldn’t i how do i have snow blocks i don’t know how i have all this stuff

Is he going to jump down on me yes he is [ __ ] i think i’ll die that [ __ ] fast i should have gotten armor i’m so [ __ ] stupid what the [ __ ] was that Don’t even say box like a fish you [ __ ] idiot walnut thank you for the 300 bits this is a bad spawn how are you already saying it’s a bad spawn you don’t even know where i am what the [ __ ] you changed your username to joefardolowsie oh my god reset i’ll reset that was

Worse than the last one bind your jump key to scroll down what does that mean i’m not starting the timer yet wait oh [ __ ] i already [ __ ] this up i was supposed to start the timer this is the shitty world anyway i’m gonna do another reset i’m gonna do another reset

I’m gonna do another read okay we’re gonna act we’re gonna i’ll see this is what we’re gonna do this is what we’re gonna do i’m gonna sit here for 30 seconds so it’s it’s i’m i’m losing time it was i think it was no who was it was a mark

Oh we’re set full leather gear baby oh my god oh not full leather gear almost full leather gear oh i should be killing these [ __ ] cows i’m gonna kill them after i gather everything i’m also about to die of [ __ ] hunger so i’m about to eat these soon how many bits

Are how many subs for me to slam myself what do you mean body slam myself that’s not possible to body slam yourself ooh berries can i eat these what Oh what the [ __ ] oh my where the [ __ ] is iron chat have you have you noticed in the last four [ __ ] worlds i’ve been in where is iron tell me where iron is tell me where iron is i’ve been running through caves and i haven’t found a single piece

Of iron [ __ ] god i’m just gonna kill your stupid ass is there just that is is iron like a non-spawning thing now you saw iron i missed where i have to mine no [ __ ] [ __ ] i’m saying normally you’ll see it in a cave there’s no iron anywhere you might

Have full iron after this world record world record oh uh we we barely missed the world record guys go back there there’s diamonds give me a [ __ ] second and by the way i just hit 100k bits thumbs up you just hit 100k [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god

And thank you oh could i go into the nether from here am i gonna be able to do this i don’t think i am poggers poggers we’re here we’re here okay they’re giving me jack [ __ ] trades where are they going why do i have to chase you the [ __ ] down

Come here i’m giving you gold oh you’re a different one give me ender pearls ender pearls ender pearl and [ __ ] gravel you stupid ass not obsidian why do i why would i ever need this should i just build to it or should i walk on this [ __ ]

Should i walk onto this [ __ ] or no i don’t know i really don’t know okay oh my god bro this [ __ ] i’m i’m literally nervous just [ __ ] building over here am i gonna run up what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that how did he hit me from that far bro how

Am i supposed to get over there what am i supposed to do how am i supposed to get over there i just wasted my water bucket i just wasted my water bucket i don’t care okay we’re going now quick quick quick quick quick quick i’m so [ __ ] nervous i’m so [ __ ]

Nervous you’ll give me a little both oh my [ __ ] god i’ll give you a little of both thank you how am i gonna get ender pearls real talk how am i gonna get ender pearls i don’t care if this is inefficient or slow i don’t want to die what was that

Ah there’s two of them Wow How do they kill me did they boost their [ __ ] strength i played minecraft for so long and i don’t remember those [ __ ] being able to two shot me in iron armor oh my god i didn’t reset me nope don i’m done can’t find it can’t even [ __ ] do That you