Oh what the [ __ ] that’s pretty cool what um it a a priz yeah your life yeah okay yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool cool co co cool all right so just chopping trees man yeah we we do be need them trees talk to this guy oh yeah he this Guy will give you quests too oh wait I can place this can I like right there oh that’s a sheep why a little Cloud walk to me all right need to place a settlement flag okay you can swim look at that yeah all right let me craft a torch oh yeah there’s a Tutorial wait C for four one any log one any SA sapling to make a torch interesting that’s uh yeah the crafting takes a little minute to get used to but I like it yeah it’s pretty neat wa I can steal his boots right um yeah I think So oh oh this guy’s I’m going to take half his bread a dungeon map the Sprint local Village map oh settlement flag there we go you can t the five the other five breed that are in there appreciate you and we’ll just flop our settlement down I guess right around Here what are we going to name our settlement uh dick balls dick balls it is okay uh workstation I need 10 locks at least want to make a good uh at least want to make a bow before I go down in the dungeon makes it a lot Easier okay and you’re also going to want to like make a lot more torches than just four yeah I made a couple I made a dozen I’ll leave the the tree on the beach alone you know that makes sense oh it’s getting real dark real quick yeah it is all right workstation Can’t be placed wait can I chose this Quest by just going to the guy the war station in here does that work oh do I want a wooden Boomer right or do I want a bow 12 damage 15 damage it is you don’t have to craft a workstation You can just use the guy the one in the guy’s house and it skips the quest oh yeah for sure but I want I mean I’m creating our whole like little settlement over here so oh absolutely I’m going to make a ladder down over here um and then there’s like other [ __ ] In the the workstation like other stations to craft yeah yeah yeah but yeah to cheese like the very beginning of the quest and [ __ ] yeah all right W pickaxe let me get that nice and then I guess I’m going boomerang 3.3 3.3 it’s literally the same that’s a bad Guy yeah there will be those he’s dead especially at night that’s a little or Archer or some [ __ ] yeah I need little bit more wood hello Mr zombie don’t I okay uh going to make us a ladder right around here what is this crafting guide oh god Oh nice you can put any material into the slot and it’ll tell you all the [ __ ] you can craft with it yeah that’s what I was surprised about when I first I was like oh what the hell that was that yeah it’s [ __ ] badass dude you can make fertilizer fishing Rods just out of saplings you know yeah it’s just like the the guy didn’t try but like the yeah exactly but he’s on you all the time exactly all right I am Underground oh should I join you if you want okay I’m just resource Gathering right now that’s all it’s all Good saw me a fine looking cow you know oh my God I literally put myself right into a a box nice but I put myself into a box that has a [ __ ] ton of iron ore let me see if I can do something about this lighting situation here yeah Okay that’s it’s like either way too bright or not bright enough what’s up Bri how you doing how was your weekend What purpose does that have I will never know oh that guy had iron or on him what’s better I wish there is there like a is there a [ __ ] is there like a quick scared the [ __ ] out of me bro oh my bad I was like What the [ __ ] the monster snuck up on me um I’m trying to figure out if there’s like a hot key or um a hot key for torches controls eat um how I TOs amount use armor use trinket ability huh use trinket ability no place torch the R I was staring right at It do we have storage nice okay I don’t like the B B sucks yeah that’s the honestly the uh the sword is better cuz it has has a knockback well the boomerang has knock back too pretty great it’s not as good I feel and it has range range this is true um Um wood in there there we go we got to put fuel in that some [ __ ] oh you have ore or something yeah there’s 15 iron or getting smelted in there right now damn okay monsters are just suddenly all all coming out I want to get an iron Uh an iron sword I think first or an iron pick I can’t decide I got health potions oh do they drop off that dude busy weekend in underground thanks yeah I’m glad to be feeling better oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you what the hell’s over here wait how do I have Mine you got a did you make a pick yeah okay oh what are you use nearby inventories nice you can craft straight from inventories too by the way oh no way nice yeah ah [ __ ] off why was it nighttime immediately oh it does the Terraria um method of no durability versus the Minecraft that’s nice it’s just like the your stats upgrade when you upgrade yeah yeah you’re not going to be making like a million [ __ ] axes you’ll make one really good one and that’ll be that all right do you Boo for those of you that don’t know and can’t read we’re playing thei n necessi n necessi do you know about that um I think we need a different station to oh [ __ ] I need to add more fuel found either lava or blood uh it’s probably lava okay that’s apparently it takes four Iron ore to craft one Ingot damn yeah that’s uh that’s something the to shall be real yeah it’s pretty prevalent down there though yeah oh my god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right we got a forge oh I think I’m dead yeah that sucks luckily you don’t drop anything when you die so Okay damn bro I was just like oh this is cool this is cool surrounded by monsters okay we need an anvil so that we can make better weapons and tools which means we need more ore I don’t even think I can make a better pick yeah I know this is all wood All wood stuff no stone no all righty then well it’s nice being able to just like craft from the [ __ ] uh storage that’s like super convenient yeah all right let’s see where did you die At far far away little spider [ __ ] get out of here oh how do I do food wait where are you um it’s in the controls like eat food is something no I know but like how do we what food do we make oh I don’t know there’s probably a station for It I’m focusing on the carpenter station and the um oh God that’s a giant [ __ ] spider oh god oh jeez I killed it not Dam oh I can find buy a local pirate map I got some cave spider Glands Jesus those are all ridiculous prices wait we have a merchant a traveling Merchant yeah oh nice oh hell yeah I found another hor vean CU quick use does this have or excavator once we get the Carpenters bench we can make like an actual house with like floors and walls and all that Jazz oh [ __ ] I am getting hungry how the [ __ ] do you eat food uh spoil in 7 hours where did you find this game giving Minecraft Vibes yeah it’s basically like it’s like top down Terraria and top down Minecraft like put together um how do you craft okay oh I’m Requesting to join your settlement okay cool except you are now we’re now on the same team hell yeah it’s called necessi necessi NE e c e SS e it should be down there should show somewhere broken iron tool can be melted down or sold okay wait I want to run on a giant Island sell something damn you sell look at you yeah but he’s not I want to sell something and it’s not map fragments Mr sheep I’m sorry Mr sheep bro I I feel so bad I was just chopping on a a tree and the Sheep just Walked up was like yo what’s up and I kept swinging okay well I put that in the garbage on accident luckily I got it back uh I guess this traveling Merchant doesn’t like want to sell anything or want to buy anything cuz I’m trying to sell [ __ ] And it’s like the only thing I can sell are map fragments which I don’t even think I have that’s weird maybe I guess that’s what he’s looking for yeah I have no idea need to get beds already map shows west of your location oh okay so used That map and now I can see a bunch more land we’re not exactly on an island see if the map changed for you hit M and see if you can see all that below us I cannot well you have a map what they’re talking about is the the giant Black square that we’re in if you zoom all the way out that’s one Island oh interesting if you travel out to that’s what the turtle is saying if you travel out in the water to the edge of the map you’ll be able to go to other Islands Islands have different biomes And features like Dungeons and Villages press n to browse world map oh it’s a world map yeah okay we’re next to a desert in a snow biome and then the rest are like normal it on an arch PLO all right I got 24 24 uh Iron going into this bad boy oh God I hope combining copper and okay good it doesn’t it doesn’t act like that all right good to know okay that tutorial is nice oh you [ __ ] I guess I’m shooting fire arrows I brought some fire arrows back from the Dungeon I think I have some inventory no I don’t Jesus okay we’re going to need to get food going somehow yeah I have some bread left well I ate most of my bread I have one bread yeah I have three bread left okay um we have K the cow time six iron let See what where’s the crafting guide oh I got a mat fragment nice iron pickaxe iron axe iron shovel anvil made in workstation made all these are made on the Anvil yeah so we need the the Anvil okay yeah just we need a bunch of iron For the Anvil I already got it I just put the Anvil down oh sick we got a bunch of which I’m going we can get copper [ __ ] real easy we have a [ __ ] on oh nice well then maybe we go copper uh copper [ __ ] oh we can make two no We can’t even make two pickaxes [ __ ] okay all right well one of us can mine and one of us can um okay I’m going back down you going are you going to are you going to build a better uh pick no I haven’t built anything I’m Just going to get more stuff that’s all I can do right now all right well I’m going to build the better pick so that I can mine faster and get more stuff okay whatever works for you there chief what the hell does this do anyways oh [ __ ] you can Make some pretty crazy looking armor and a spider Boomerang ah [ __ ] these guys just sneak right up on you don’t they yeah we need to make some walls or we should be using that guy’s house right yeah we we definitely need to make some walls um let’s go I got the gobl Ring Quest complete okay um I’m just going to chop down a bunch of trees real quick actually I’ll just wait until I get a better [ __ ] tool for that [ __ ] oh hey look those guys can drop iron ore W yeah also those there’s bushes that uh you can Harvest blueberries from yeah out Here and where did I find this game where I find all games on Steam ouch you [ __ ] that stop it oh that’s scary that’s just all spider area yeah don’t don’t don’t go down that way that’s a bad way to go I dug through a wall and I was like oh What’s all what’s this it’s like a weird thing it was a scary weird thing I’m going to go ahead and take your copper sword from you there Elder and uh you can have my wood sword there you go he just stole his equipment I I said let me see what equipment you Have and he had a copper sword on him so I took it and gave him my woodsword and he seemed okay with it I mean yeah bro how’s going to defend himself against the whole nigh horde bro he’s out here patrolling I mean that’s on Him I have a feeling this is going to explode nope o I got ninja stars torches and coins oh a dungeon yeah I got nja star too nice that’s cool oh come back you little bastard nice ooh broken copper tool oh those are [ __ ] vampires oh [ __ ] there’s a trap in there Ouch ow ah Q is instant so you have to like mine up the Trap there we go mine up the pressure plate oh masterful heavy Hammer melee damage at 21 I got a copper [ __ ] sword for you o I found some recall Scrolls oh I see you right next to you Yeah oh mind me just barely surviving against [ __ ] vampires yeah you’re over there on the dangerous side right above you is the spiders yeah I know I ran into them last time there’s some below me to the right too oh God they’re everywhere they really are Will you [ __ ] off guy trying to [ __ ] I am trying to navigate my inventory and you are making it extremely hard to do so while running around this [ __ ] rock okay there we go now I got it oh now you want to run now you want to be a little baby [ __ ] that’s what I thought he gave me a holiday present and some resistance potions oh pretty much everything down here is breakable and will give you something yeah it’s pretty nice all right I’m going to [ __ ] somebody up with this Hammer oh God whoa it shoots stuff hold on a Second I didn’t read this carefully it throws small small stones the melee attacks 21 but like it legit just throws tiny rocks and [ __ ] obliterates these little Goblin [ __ ] um I may have gotten something extremely dangerous what oh yeah I have a mysterious portal calls for a powerful Creature so I have a boss summon that’s cool oh let’s let’s not use that yet maybe Ever I’m use it right now and win no it would that would be a you move it would be how bad could it be oh you son of a [ __ ] get the [ __ ] back here you piece of [ __ ] caving [ __ ] no you are not going to get the [ __ ] back here right No oh sick if you see a um bro I just got 21 gold or off this school I see what um what is it if you see a mine cart you can break it and equip as a mount and then you can just use it on any any yeah Okay like I said I played this game like to the point where single player wasn’t that fun but like even just like even though we’re not in the same area the fact that we’re both building like on a team building towards a goal doesn’t make it feel as grindy but Also uh you know other stuff yeah and junk I get it I just make your experiences better you do you make you make my life better by being in it Bud yeah I know I’m just out wow take the compliment you [ __ ] thank you Bud oh I just obliterated that [ __ ] what is this o more gold or I’m getting a lot of gold or I got gold bars and another portal another portal yeah yeah summons a boss I don’t do you know that it summons a boss or is that your say calls for a PR Powerful creature I’m assuming that’s a boss it could not be yeah it could not be but let’s not risk it yeah what if it’s like a unicorn you know like what if it’s a good portion I don’t I in these games is is it ever something good Ever could be no it’s never anything good ever it could be I do like how it’s Christmas time and they’re all dropping holiday presents instead of their normal junk usually it’s just like a sack of loot oh nice okay I have lost my [ __ ] I had recall [ __ ] Scrolls but I have lost my way oh there’s the ladder okay there any way to like Mark something on oh no it’s already marked on the map that’s cool that dude says [ __ ] your inventory yeah for real actually I like the size this is a good size inventory like I’m not going to get like Encumbered that often uh loot all no wrong way let’s do that there we go okay I need this and that this this uh okay it’s like an underground water area I don’t know if I like that it’s in a castle wall or some [ __ ] I don’t know oh that’s be Careful of those castle wall they have traps in them oh that’s watch for the watch for the pressure plates those pressure plates will get you yeah I got Gan by pressure already didn’t die almost it’ have been nice as as my my friend that has played this game Before to warn me beforehand you know what okaying about pressure plates I dude I forgot about it until I just got set on fire can I do anything with this yes I can make a copper X and this can go in the trash cuz apparently Traders don’t buy [ __ ] By m fragments let’s drop from Monsters yeah bullets oh we’re going to have guns at some point I like that yeah baby that’s that now you’re talking my language hello cow dog oh okay so if we k this Wildlife we can then cook it on the The Roasting station makes sense you’re [ __ ] Archer [ __ ] that I just went ahead and hammered it to death and uh I’m going to make some raw mutton but we could like raise it you know I don’t know about all that oh [ __ ] I need more fuel I actually don’t know about that at all I don’t know if you can Raise animals or make them breed so since it’s like a survival thing oh my God cave spider they’re fine you just got to kite them holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was spooky okay I got a bunch of bars smelted but I have to pee so bad I got To go up in this dude’s house real quick and hide I’ll be back yeah I’m going to die Henry the farmer is arriving at dick balls beautiful okay I’m going to avoid more spiders yep that’s smart two of them just showed up out of nowhere holy [ __ ] that was scary That’s a lot of vampires maybe I shouldn’t Oh baby that was tough holy [ __ ] did I kill or is there more vampires okay what did I miss well um I fought an entire onclave of vampires and I used bombs so it was pretty sick they used bombs I used bombs oh I blew them All up oh [ __ ] there’s a couple left hell yeah no I died I didn’t know I was that low on health God damn it all the loot still on the ground I just made him join our settlement wait you did yeah I just bought him oh word cuz uh I didn’t have The money for it damn dude but now I got to make I got to make a [ __ ] Carpenter station you don’t understand what you’ve done I have to make him a bed he’ll get irate and leave I he leave it was only like 300 gold only 300 gold listen the money bags Over here yeah 1,200 trying to build our settlement here Guy ow [ __ ] stop it God damn it I hope that [ __ ] didn’t [ __ ] disappear on me I got to protect this [ __ ] I don’t even know what this guy’s doing let’s look at how you work I want to change your work priorities forestry high priority wait he’s a hunter so why would I do that um oh crap [ __ ] off okay um oh baby these Vamp are tough farming and Forestry are high priority and fertiliz there you go what are all these goddamn holiday presents you get potions and [ __ ] from them they’re pretty op nice ooh oh baby did I looked out getting this [ __ ] Hammer super early it is op o cookies Thorns potion battle potion o a Christmas wreath where do I put it what can I put it on we don’t have a house to put it on I’m going to put it on this old guys’s house make [ __ ] a little more festive around Here holy [ __ ] there’s just more and more vampire do they never leave I don’t know there might be like a [ __ ] vampire queen you got to kill down there I don’t see none maybe they just spawn down there I tried them I lured them out good work okay this needs more Fuel all right cool I won that’s a long ass battle that [ __ ] what the hell them blood plate chest plate eight armor plus5 out of combat Health Plus 4% damage let’s go baby nice oh [ __ ] there’s a vampire left um okay can’t use any of that yet I need to make another Chest that’s a workstation chest boom storage box oh there’s fishing in the game too yeah that’s cool let’s go these these [ __ ] little baby bats are none of my issue anymore oh I have a mad fragment also we now have two combine two for a map Oh two in the inventory up there yeah there’s two up here nice speed potions local Village map local dungeon map where do you have a a belt on you a belt no yeah okay I’ll bring you one what’s the belt do uh lights up around you oh Nice oh yeah I have four mapa fragments right now oh is that a chest oh yeah yeah there’s chest and I put I was putting ores in the one that’s next to the uh the furnace that are to be smelted the one on the right side you’ll Know oh sorry no I was talking about the a chest in in the L like not a wood chest but not quite yet I have many things to look after I’m trying to see let’s see feeding trough I guess you can [ __ ] ah Farmland give this guy some Farmland to [ __ ] Farm stuff On probably smart yeah uh hello okay apparently I only made one damn okay well there’s a nice little plot for you to start farming you [ __ ] there’s a clock down here I kind of want it R all this grass I need more wood Can I grab a third mysterious portal you know yeah I’m going to okay why are you idle oh I get rid of Henry is not very happy what’s going on Henry why aren’t you happy Bud he’s got nothing a [ __ ] how are you feeling oh I’m very unhappy this is a tiny Sample settlement I ate a simple meal my diet hasn’t been buried at all and I have no bed okay fair enough I can’t simple things young simple things can’t argue with you there bud as soon as I figure out how to make you a bed I’ll uh I’ll make you a bed But is this a bed no is that a bed no I don’t know what any of these icons mean I’m sorry I cursed you oh I got a Christmas tree nice that’s a cooling box I just want to make a goddamn B I’m going trash these the stone Arrows oh wait health regen potion I a clay what the [ __ ] did I just do I just took I think every potion that I had on accident by pressing B oh that’s killer yeah that’s a bummer oh do do we want cabbages wait are you telling me I can’t make a Bed at this workstation how the [ __ ] do you make a oh I need to make a carpenter’s bench there we go uh what did I what did I press I don’t want anymore there we go use it to make a bed [ __ ] I need wool and logs Oh rip well I’m going to kill some sheep no not the Sheep wait but I have wool do we need logs how many do I need uh oh I need 10 wool Gus Okay is there a way to make shears hey I can make shears I just need uh two more iron bars so for now I’m going to have to kill these little piggies the these these Guys I’m sorry I’m sorry sheeps I’m sure more will be around that’s what they will say I just want to make one bed so that like our one homie doesn’t want to leave okay now I need logs son of a [ __ ] all right think it’s time I escape what’s better storage or Chest they’re the exact same [ __ ] thing okay spacewise do I any consumables okay ah they’ll need [ __ ] bars for that all right [ __ ] bed bam oh God the [ __ ] food spoils yeah that’s wild oh [ __ ] dumb I walked into lava need a creative mode so you can stock up where’s the fun in That isn’t there a Minecraft mode like that it’s not no it’s Terraria remember remember the not the quite the creative but it was like uh once you got a certain amount of resources Journey mode yeah yeah I I played a lot in Journey mode it’s nice too because like it Doesn’t let you really like cheese as much as you think like yeah once you get 100 Wood you never have to worry about wood again you have 99,999 like simple [ __ ] like that is whatever but um like to get anything good you have to have quite a few of it To research it and then be able to replicate It Journey Mode’s fun um and you can set the difficulty in Journey mode to like Master uh difficulty oh nice no it’s not Minecraft there’s a difference this is this I would say this is more aligned with Terraria than Minecraft for Sure man this this [ __ ] ston Ling that was holding my gold ore for me um was debating me he was like running around the edge of a lava lake and then all of a sudden he was like oh I can actually walk in that and I was like oh Man oh wait for real they can walk in that [ __ ] yeah that’s not good that’s that’s I mean that’s good know but it’s not good yeah I know he was like actually going around the very very very edge of it and I was like all right cool I got him I trapped him and then he’s like nope yeets across the pool didn’t take any damage very sad ah oh another one spooked up from someone I just want to [ __ ] mind my ORS in peace okay that’s actual TNT and this is too many dudes too many dudes for me to Handle oh how many can you handle at time in normally oh man one or two you don’t want to know it make you sick I already am six so no didn’t need to put down that many torches not what I was trying to do God damn It oh I found gold like in the walls that’s nice the [ __ ] is the goddamn uh eat food there isn’t one of course okay there we go there we go you just got to bind your own key to eat food automatically out of your inventory Yikes that’s not that big of a deal I just put it to M4 good idea oh but that’s kind of like you got to be careful what you got on your body right you want to eat the good [ __ ] when it’s important not good [ __ ] when It doesn’t matter well yeah I mean in this situation I just had I knew I had Bread on me so look at Mr fancy has food I’m just kiding I have food too from the the chest and whatnot it’s cool wait even if I’m like a m I can see you Okay A Million Miles Away that’s cool yeah cuz we’re on the same te the big map yeah yeah yeah that’s really cool I keep forgetting that I can Sprint yeah it’s not much of a Sprint though is it yeah maybe mine’s [ __ ] up cuz I’m not sprinting do you have the Boots oh I don’t have boots in unknown oh there you go oh I got the hammer let’s go um workstation get out of Here boots oh I need leather for that [ __ ] yuck damn or iron in the a storehouse bro no I let you take all the good loot apparently apparently God damn it’ll be a belt good all good wait a minute yeah if I have eight I should be able to [ __ ] Make a pair of boots can I trade out this for yeah I mean that was a stupid decision on my part to use iron for that but you know it’s all good oh that’s the Cosmetic slot this is the actual armor slot okay all right well good news is I have Or to replace it and we have bars still we got like 13 gold bars I’m bringing back 12 nice so we’ll be flowing in it I just got a snow launch I don’t need a shovel and some snowballs okay there’s more loot over there I don’t even know What I honestly don’t know what that’s going to do for me I tell you what though this needs to go away uh this can be scrapped that can be scrapped beautiful love to see it coming up honky Dory all right getting a little bit of a flow going Here reminds me of a game I played on great hits of Sega game had like 50 game oh one of those yeah Fantasy Star it’s probably I mean it probably looks like a lot of jrpgs okay I’m good for now aside from the fact that like just I don’t need the boomerang anymore Because I got the hammer I think that’s a fair trade need to make floors okay well you more vampires you don’t make I’m tempted you don’t make them there that’s where you don’t make them I should leave come back restock and be good All right L there we go oh and I can use Stone hell yes oh baby I’m back um should we try to like organize [ __ ] or are we just going to um I was just dumping for right now uh I was going to wait until I like Because I got a lot of [ __ ] on like you know just make make some chests and let’s start a little storage area um if you look it’ll show like if you go to oh thanks if you go to the or or not sorry if you if you go um to like The the crafting table and hover over used nearby inventories it will show you exactly where the outline is you probably just see it on my streen but it shows you exactly where yeah yeah okay okay I see I see yeah so like any storage we put in that area we’ll be Fine and honestly since we can craft from Storage we don’t I don’t think need to waste a bunch of time um storage I guess that’s fair maybe we should make another [ __ ] smelter go for it wood I’m just going to take what’s in here oh did you get the wood yeah I did Hang on uh oh there there’s nine of it oh why you keeping most of it well here there’s trying to cook it no there’s 33 and then I had nine Spruce logs also okay it apparently will only drop below you can’t drop things like any direction it only goes one way How do does one make chests uh those are at the workbench I believe or maybe maybe it’s the carpenter station I’m not sure I think it’s just the regular bench spider boots I can make spider boots no I can’t I need six kig glands but why does it say I can make Them oh I I could make them apparently you don’t need them all all the requirements to make them F You I don’t want to use it there we go All right I definitely need more iron to make shears why can’t I God damn that’s a lot of copper yeah there’s even there’s more in this uh chest to the right okay I guess I have to check on our settlers now Henry what you got going on man you good talk to me Baby continue on how you feeling oh [ __ ] very unhappy uh your bed is outside okay well I mean you have a bed first of all you [ __ ] ingr yeah we don’t even have bits right like I haven’t slept ever all right um I don’t think there we don’t have like A we can’t make chests apparently yeah we can I couldn’t find any recipes anywhere did you just just look for like storage or yeah you couldn’t find anything correct then how was I able to build those I don’t know bro maybe we need a different station and it’s not the Workstation or the other thing no dude check oh [ __ ] Che it out just go to the [ __ ] you can actually there’s a little search bar too so you can like you can just type it in I did or you can just scroll down like three and there’s a thing that looks like a Chest yep there it is storage box uh we have we there we go there where do you want it I gave up where do you want it I gave up I don’t care anymore I don’t want one well I made it so where does it go [ __ ] right next to the others I don’t know monk stop being difficult right here I said right next to the others just on the in the line right here right you were standing why not it won’t make it there we go all right top left can we rename These you can do whatever you want to them see if I can make some more beds I don’t think this is what I use to make beds with though what the [ __ ] do I use to make beds with cuz I definitely made some beds before this is a Nightmare stop running into just sleep in your [ __ ] bed bro Henry go to bed bro yo yo yo guy guy guy go to bed how you feeling yeah you you probably feel like [ __ ] let’s look at your equipment you got what a [ __ ] Pitchfork and that’s It Jesus man got to take better care of Yourself there’s a cow in our house you have a question Mark we need a lot more wood we need somebody that is just always on wood wait oh you’re a hunter okay that’s fine you do you Zach the Villager will you join my settlement yeah kind of skills you got okay so you don’t have you don’t have no Good equipment I’m going to give you my copper axe wait did it say settler doesn’t know how to use that he had a copper sword before how did he not know how to like I what no it was the main guy that had a copy sword right not that Guy manage equipment themselves by using settlement storage okay that’s that’s good for me uh uh they’re going to steal our [ __ ] bro yeah till like cut down trees so that we don’t have to and we just get to Adventure and [ __ ] oh I thought that was more of like A they’re just going to take whatever they need from the storage and then no it’s it’s it’s specific to equipment manage equipment themselves by settlement storage but apparently this guy is more of a hunter I don’t know but guess what you’re going to [ __ ] learn how to use It how do you not know I’m going have to make a wooden one for him because he doesn’t know how to use [ __ ] copper goddamn idiot oy B no get back here [ __ ] where I am God damn look at all right let’s look at your equipment you don’t know how to use a You’re kidding me so wait but you could use a copper axxe no you can’t use that either you’re just a sword that’s okay all right well then we’re going to change your work priorities you are [ __ ] why is why are you incapable of hunting and I don’t even know what to do with This guy at this point ah [ __ ] craft and haul [ __ ] for all I care I don’t know do what you want that guy is beyond me I don’t like him at all yeah you don’t and everybody’s pissed they don’t have a bed well guess what I don’t have the iron to make the Shears okay this guy no I don’t I don’t even know if I want you join in my settlement but where the [ __ ] is the other dude is he asleep finally thank God that [ __ ] was about to give me a heart attack join my settlement for oh I’m just short on coins oh Okay now join my settlement no you [ __ ] I am two two coins Short oh you dirty little [ __ ] I have to go kill something get over here come Here what do you mean I have to have 28 wool and that many coins for you to join oh you are just such a little [ __ ] unreal Unreal um do we have one for old weapons and [ __ ] yet no all right I’ll get some wood and make one for that cuz all of our old [ __ ] can get inherited by new Villagers Storage box boom rename uh old here all right there we go okay so now I can make some shears no sure can’t what in the actual [ __ ] we have all the bars oh use nearby inventories has to be clicked on I’m an idiot you have to do that with all of the [ __ ] all of the uh the crafting stations that they won’t use nearby the the storage nearby that makes more sense Okay sometimes all I want to do is lay in my bed yeah let’s uh let’s change your priorities a little bit there guy honestly it’s a mood though I mean yeah but yeah I do need to make him a bed though oh wait I have shears now so I can go [ __ ] grab hella W Bo yeah I feel like my my uh my [ __ ] always need wood need yeah yeah How the [ __ ] do you run my boots oh right on yeah that’s why I guess they’re called Dashers I don’t know what they’re oh you have like specific boots gotcha I just made myself armor oh nice armor boots I I just made Iron boots cuz I thought I just needed any boot rip Sorry no it’s all good um but we can make a lot of [ __ ] um we should probably both at least have copper armor yeah so it takes 36 so we don’t need have copper to make two sets of armor okay you can make a full set I already Have two pieces I won’t get a oh it’s uh okay so set bonus is only kick in iron level so yeah you can go I’ll take a a copper helmet do you have enough iron for a full set no okay oh no copper has a full set bonus Yeah you take a full set bonus and then cuz I got random loot chest and boots that don’t give me [ __ ] oh wait I have iron boots that you can have I already have boots I need a helmet oh okay can I Shear this cow of leather no we Cannot can I skin this Cow Okay we do have plenty of rocks Though Uh I’m going to make a gold gra Bell I try and range you mind it’s it’s it’s more it’s more than half our gold bars oh I don’t care go for It I’m going to make a iron pick then go for it did you already make your oh yeah you already made your gold [ __ ] the hammer I have I won’t need a weapon for a while honestly gold weapons are kind of superior but that’s gold but so well but This one’s like this one is is like a rare it’s a got a blue title master heavy masterful heavy Hammer 21 melee damage so that’s like one of those roll like that’s something we’re going to have to reroll for I think there’s some way we got to like it uh it gives me Plus 15 range plus 15 damage plus 10 attack speed plus 20% projectile velocity and it it shoots uh small stones that do 21 damage damn it also does melee yeah it’s pretty uh it’s pretty nice go mine’s just a mine’s a heavy one what uh the hmer reforge yeah yeah I Have a m mine’s a heavy Hammer also right but you got the masterful oh yeah yeah yeah I just got a regular one there’s got to be like a reforging table probably like oh yeah I mean we’re scratching the surface right now uh but now that I Have w a [ __ ] ton of wool it can make people bed so they’ll stop bitching nice let’s go no not there here how about here is this a good place for a bed to be made yeah sweet I would like them to be Up we make backpacks I want a bigger inventory already just so I don’t have to come back to base so often I wish we could do like Wormhole potions that’ be nice we have recall potions right but I want to wait back to where I just was oh yeah okay where the [ __ ] feel like my brain is fried what she looking for trying to figure out where the [ __ ] I can make a bed stop I don’t want to search anything anymore okay I don’t think I have enough B for it to show me that it’s gra what is this a Sheep sheep oh it it’s naked I’m out here shearing like [ __ ] wait where is this other [ __ ] at he’s asleep all right [ __ ] you’re 200 out of 200 you’re rested you’re going to get up and you’re going to [ __ ] you’re going to do some work let’s see forestry first of All let look at your equipment you have a pitchfork nice so apparently that’s what you do uh you’ve been growing sunflowers I see use for I think those were already planted here we go corn seeds sunflower Seeds no is in here [ __ ] I want to uh give you some stuff here how do you not know how to use these seeds if you’re a farmer use filter allowed equipment or I guess that’s not equipment I don’t know this is like just armor though I guess that’s yeah that’s just equipment But like yeah I should make it clear I want to sell something okay so I can sell I can sell this man wheat for money but he won’t grow it I have to plant it like I have to plant this corn here and then once the Corn’s raised he’ll oh dear God Okay we got hella wheat what the [ __ ] I’m sorry Mr Cow I didn’t mean to you yeah I got seven that needs to be cooked come on now oh the cooking is immediate you literally just click on it and it Cooks nice it’s just like you you just stack That [ __ ] up so we just need a food chest yeah there we go got one uh the wheat I’m guessing can oh it’s going to spoil soon yeah the wheat’s the longest one that was alive the other ones are like less than 10 hours Let’s see we can make Flower out of it fertilizer all right flour we need a Grain Mill good God I think I have to use a carpenter Bench no Carpenter’s bench looks like it’s for all like interior type [ __ ] ah Grain Mill okay we have the bars we have the wool says any log why the [ __ ] can’t I make it cuz we only have seven logs so the requirement on the left and the presence We have on the right oh the require that’s backwards as [ __ ] mhm that’s why I thought too I I recently discovered that that’s super backwards dude that’s like I’m I’m I’m coming back with a bunch of Li though what is this a Japanese game like the [ __ ] dude that Wow all right I just dropped off like like 400 wood did you nice I still need to get more wool I’m out here [ __ ] hunting down sheep like a [ __ ] and what is this elder doing dude like are you is there something that okay deliver a goblin ring sure Okay I’ll take the quest whatever when I find yeah that’s nice when I find a goblin ring I’ll [ __ ] bring it to you bud it’s probably going to be the first drop Goblin it was like that for me oh really yeah it’s pretty nice all right um but the so the food Thing we need to make a [ __ ] Grain Mill and to do that I need [ __ ] six more wool okay this is accomplishable I can do this hell yeah love the attitude where the [ __ ] are all the I knew I shouldn’t have killed all those sheep oh there’s a Big fat ass right there one wool you stingy [ __ ] I guess go back down I should be [ __ ] chopping trees down while I’m doing this [ __ ] [ __ ] Christ how did you skinny [ __ ] no wool having ass sheep get all the way the [ __ ] over here oh yeah it’s the same monk that That just just uh joined the Discord I mean he’s he’s in he’s in my other discords he’s just wasn’t in that one wait where’d you get that message what do you mean YouTube chat oh I don’t the last one I see is someone else okay wait what I’m probably just delayed Nothing don’t worry about it I’m being a dumb dumb that or my chats just not synced up right no yeah I see Okay why do you have a question on top of you he wants a reward no he wants to join the settlement for 197 coins sorry but I’m broke at least this guy harvests blueberries this guy is [ __ ] useless like what we kick people we should be able to kick people Honestly we should proba also finish up uh making a house well yeah you know I I’m my ADD is out of control right now it’s all good that’s what I don’t know how to do it I teach me and I’ll do it you just got to use the crafting station oh well No you for the house building stuff you use the uh the carpenter station over here all that’s in there like just go in the search bar type floor or wall oh wait no it’s over here it’s the the regular crafting station where I still can’t make the Goddamn Grain Mill because I need three more wool I’m going find it it’s out there well you’re not missing much in the other servers I’ll tell you that much they are not at all active really they’re more just like relics of a time before I get in I’m A Relic no dude just Like hell people have jumped [ __ ] I’m just giving a [ __ ] as is my ammo true oh that’s you I was like who the [ __ ] is this guy this villager but it’s you yep it’s me you look like a [ __ ] like you have a hard hat on like I know it’s a copper hard Hat hi ho off to work we go okay I can make another bed I can actually use it set spawn oh [ __ ] you should probably do that you should probably get into one of these beds and then set spawn I would suggest that yeah do you know do You remember which four you used on here uh tile brick stone brick okay cool finish that up sh shck okay serious seriously guy let’s talk about what the [ __ ] you’re doing cuz you’re not doing anything all right where we let’s see team and PVP settlement here we go Settlers Mick is [ __ ] Idol and he’s been idle and he’s the only one we can’t [ __ ] banish Apparently classic that’s [ __ ] rich I can banish either of the other ones but this guy apparent oh no it’s cuz you bought him you have to banish him I think oh okay if you hit if you hit C you can it goes to the settlers oh see yeah yeah uh settlers Well we don’t want Mick Mick’s being Mick has done nothing but rest he’s extremely happy though I don’t give a [ __ ] out Happ of course he’s happy he’s a hobo dude and he’s living off of us he’s not contributing anything he’s eating our food need to go I’m going to have to Kill this guy I have to kill him I’m going have to commit murder because this [ __ ] hobo has decided to squat in our house sleep in our bed eat our food wait isn’t Mick the Elder no the Elder is the elder no yeah Mick the Elder oh sorry yeah Henry the Farmer okay Henry the farmer guess what you suck at farming get the [ __ ] out of here yes you’re gone go away now what the [ __ ] do you want you want 190 7 coins huh oh I don’t have any food [ __ ] I don’t have the coins for you sir So you’re just going to be chilling there for a hot minute once this guy got some new [ __ ] I’m not aware of nope hey do you buy [ __ ] no okay okay down in the calming depths of the Dungeon yeah the mooch had to go [ __ ] that guy he was literally a squatter dude he was [ __ ] eating our food doing absolutely [ __ ] all I see for a farmer he didn’t plant a single goddamn thing and you’re right the gobl off season you know the goblin ring was the first thing that Dropped yeah it was pretty convenient it’s probably just like to R like round out the tutorial Little fetch Quest [ __ ] what I found a a lever next to a track and I was like oh what is this to and below me I saw in the darkness there there was a zombie [ __ ] blew that [ __ ] out of the ground bro I thought you around him no I just I Got that zombie y them nice oh dear okay so yeah the next Quest from the Elder is to kill whatever comes out of the portal and I don’t I want to have at least like both of us with sets of iron armor and iron weapons for that I mean I’m cool with my hammer I think but like yeah I don’t know about the other [ __ ] yeah little danger so what am I doing dude there’s a [ __ ] quick stack no way yeah there’s a quick stack to nearby inventories but it will quick stack a bunch of [ __ ] that you need So you got to like be careful with it cuz it just quick stacked all my food away from me there’s a vampire baby shits beef needs to get cooked oh God damn it of course there’s no [ __ ] wood there should be [ __ ] tons of wood bro I dropped 400 500 wood in There for some reason the uh yeah it’s not using the it’s the for some reason fuel just doesn’t work that way uh with this roasting station I don’t know that majorly [ __ ] up it definitely Is but I guess that’s a good thing because the roasting station like because the food isn’t like it’s not like the ore where you like put it in and it has the process like you literally just you cook it and then it’s you’re done using that station so like The fuel you really don’t need you need one log anytime you go to cook a bunch of food not too bad all right why do you have these why why do you why are you carrying these items what equipment do you have you have a sword what do you Do yeah this guy’s extremely [ __ ] happy how about you uh you know what you’re going to join my [ __ ] Adventure party that’s what we’re going to do it’s exactly what the [ __ ] we’re going to do join my adventure party okay buff potion use policy only in combat Uh when I use the buff hot key party inventory add food and potions for your party members to use okay well you can have some food okay hey I got a [ __ ] Cho for that cloud n let’s go good job us we recruited a perfectly happy person we’re going to ruin him Configure party you know what I’m going to give you some Thorns potion and I will give you exactly one health potion because I don’t care about your life at all all right compress inventory how do I do that oh the carefully all right let’s go you better not be no little [ __ ] while We’re down here either make me look bad oh Jesus we got some places to go you want to hurry the [ __ ] up there Zach such a Zach he really is the quintessential Zach every Zach I’ve ever met just [ __ ] little redheaded Buckhead FG face yeah tell them to Straight nice some gold ore on the walls let’s go yeah that’s right Zach I don’t have to pull out my nine Zach does it for me Zach just pulls out the blicky and Bam I keep on mining that’s how I like it Zach let’s keep it that way oh There’s vampires now this is getting serious Z [ __ ] everywhere man Zach can hold his own dude don’t [ __ ] around with Zach Zach I’m sorry for everything I ever said about you he’s got 200 Health this son of a [ __ ] ain’t [ __ ] around he’s not even wearing any Armor let me see your equipment yeah you ain’t got [ __ ] for [ __ ] you don’t even have clothes on I don’t know how you don’t look naked right now but good Lord you are a [ __ ] a real man what a sigma dude absolute [ __ ] Chad okay I think I can Trash these oh You ain’t going nowhere C craftable and B we have three of them what I’m trashing these mysterious portals not keeping up anymore inventory space for them oh no we need literally like one of them what about farming the boss bro I don’t think we’re going to need to worry about farming the boss Hi sir you’re [ __ ] hungry already Jesus Christ my guy Health Mana guess I didn’t give him very much uh food then again I don’t have a lot of food so yeah it’s kind of like a who’s e you get to you can eat when I Eat the one that matters or the one that doesn’t thing is you don’t find a whole lot of food down here plenty of health potions and [ __ ] sure but I don’t know about food well I get it from the presents when I kill them oh go they give cookies Or candy canes yeah yeah yeah yeah I should do that and Potions but you know yeah well yeah ninja stars all [ __ ] survived this entire time without getting food from anybody cuz I ain’t no [ __ ] just gone and killed animals and then cook them exactly by Nature get out of here oh [ __ ] I found like a whole little [ __ ] station down here with a little chest and a forge and a workstation yeah it’s pretty sweet Ain it oh did you set this up no I’ve seen it before oh yeah it’s like at the end of the train Line oh yeah yeah I don’t know which way that is oh yeah to the right I haven’t been there but there’s one up to the north right East I can combine theal one more log and I could make a uh I could make a [ __ ] thing in a jig a Ladder if I had one more log on me man imagine if we were just all like that one tribe in [ __ ] um what is it South South America that just says everything by cardinal directions and they never get lost they’re like they don’t they don’t have left and right they literally Just have never a Northeast South and West Wait Zach left the adventure party because of missing food what a [ __ ] he just poofs away damn straight up poofed away dude he just like went away and left me to for myself why why is there something in the ground I don’t like it [ __ ] Sucker in the ground where like is borrowing at me oh oh that’s no good it was just a mole K him but it was spooky oh was I thought it was like a giant like [ __ ] digging worm or something like Terraria like in [ __ ] Tremors with Kevin Bacon what a good [ __ ] movie Dude God damn that’s a good movie oh hell yeah [ __ ] okay okay okay okay let’s not kill me for [ __ ] sake not down here trying to die just wanted to raid that chest a little bit guys are no fun yeah dude Tremors is my [ __ ] Tremors is another like Comfort like a comfort Movie that I can just like I could put that movie on literally [ __ ] whenever I can watch it every day doesn’t matter like it’ll always be good the sequels were horrible like absolutely [ __ ] horrible but the first one oh man oh I’m at the edge of the map that is Trippy all right so let’s go ahead and take all of this uh let me get in this mine cart here oh I’m going south this was not my intention I don’t know how to get out of this I don’t know how to get out of this [ __ ] Mycart ah okay I clicked on it that seemed to work okay well that mapped out a good portion of that then but there was some [ __ ] down there yeah to Daddy oh we got a little we got a little trap situation going on down here do we How about I just go through the walls instead of going through your [ __ ] oh we damn uh yeah you can [ __ ] off these sunflower seeds and saplings I will take this enchanting scroll used to an oh used to enchant an equipment item with magical single use 20% Mana region interesting Huh yeah so it’s like I guess that’s the reroll system what those Scrolls oh well maybe I don’t know about roll but they definitely that’s how you enchant [ __ ] with them yeah cuz that’s how you get the like the the the prefixes like your master right that’s How you get it with those Scrolls oh they just add it up mhm cumulative effect yeah drers is good [ __ ] I don’t even know what I think it might be on 2B ah there’s some iron [ __ ] off vampires that is like a whole ampire Castle up there that I ain’t trying to [ __ ] with dude it’s so much fun you can do it I did it I believe in you I don’t want To I just want to get all this [ __ ] ore but you get so much loot in there dude my inventory is full I’m having to like throw [ __ ] out I got to go home soon I shouldn’t even be mining the sword yeah I got to get the [ __ ] back to home Okay Uh no I think it came from that way [ __ ] [ __ ] ass if my adventure partner’s gone you know what I I’ll be your adventure partner left me [ __ ] high and dry dude unbelievable cuz of food of all things I know right oh I came out in that guy’s house Do I have no more torches no I oh and you’re in bed now I don’t think so [ __ ] he’s a goner if I I’m man I want to whoop his ass so Bad all right I got another 64 or going in there 16 in that one all right oh you can hold alt and click the things you don’t want to get quick stacked by the way I locks some down oh man I can make all this stuff in a Cooking pot how the [ __ ] do I make a cooking pot bucket Cannonball shears sickle how is there not a cooking pot anywhere near this sit situation a tile bomb no I just a cooking pot would be nice I need what more clay oh I’m going to take that I want an alchemy Table I literally need two more clay that two more Clay is holding me back from like cooking so much food is this look clay let me grab this is Clay right here yeah I’m grabbing [ __ ] handful fistfuls of clay I’m riching clay don’t talk to me about clay you you Don’t know nothing about no clay God damn it I’m the clay Master you want to know about clay you talk to me hell my name’s clay all right so Oh you know what though I think we got to make got to make a [ __ ] what’s it me a [ __ ] a baby a campfire same thing I think I think I make a campfire and then I put that on top of it I’m just guessing at this point Hey oh my God yeah uh can’t make any of those Foods we can make popcorn though somehow need fuel it does not it it it just doesn’t accept uh the logs is fuel for whatever reason like if like trying to just grab from the inventory like you have the one Thing you have to manually do all right I was able to make four popcorn what else we got cabbage what can I make with cabbage um some good sushi rolls cooking poie cooking poie oh but I need a whole bunch of other [ __ ] too yeah so we need a compost we definitely Need to make a compost bin then cuz a lot of this food’s going bad but I feel like like one of the people in our like one of our well we only have two [ __ ] Mick is Idle but he is he’s the Elder yeah he gives quests so he’s Excused yeah so he really only have the one guy and he’s a little [ __ ] he left cuz there wasn’t any food for him to eat oh now you want to be part of my [ __ ] I don’t think so what are you doing okay continue On how you feeling extremely happy good okay so this guy’s at least harvesting and like like putting [ __ ] away and like that was right though he lost the happiness he was not 100 anymore he it’s at 93 good hey a pawn broker I want to pawn some of my items Dude let me uh sell you this mysterious portal for 50 oh okay this pawn broker yeah this pawn broker is the guy you want to talk to dude Spruce bench that I randomly found broken iron tool that I was going to melt in down Like how about 16 cabbage you’ll buy that that that rotten ass cabbage [ __ ] yeah I want to go back to this area where I had this damn yeah this guy is Philip The Pawn Broker he’s he’s a shady looking [ __ ] if I ever seen one but uh well God damn it he’s Uh got it he’s get to going he’s got it going on all right will you join the settlement dog why do you want me to have 28 wool that’s what I want to know like why is it so important to you that I have so much what are you going to do With it first off that weirds me out in itself like who needs that much wool and why why even have a a like a a desire for that much wool that’s more wool than any one man can handle at a time all right you’re being greedy and kind of an [ __ ] Being kind of a hold out you see our settlement is struggling here we got one [ __ ] that just [ __ ] sleeps all day we got an old [ __ ] that just gives out weird quests and then there’s [ __ ] Tim the hunter who you got to have 700 [ __ ] Wool don’t you get in a boat and run away for me you [ __ ] come here I want to sell you something something oh oh you’ll you’ll buy wool off I see how it goes okay all right maybe I want to buy something then I don’t want to buy [ __ ] of yours join my Settlement [ __ ] 28 wool I only have 12 you’ll be back you need me yeah they need us more we need them for sure well I mean people are definitely going to wander uh Wander wander in got that wandless well I mean that’s how we got the the one dude who’s halfway use Useful oh he’s half full use he’s not a chicken ass [ __ ] [ __ ] be K he’s half useful because he’s halfway useful because he at least is like doing something that farmer wasn’t doing [ __ ] fa enough I suppose guys [ __ ] wait are you planting all these saplings yeah I play them all oh got you we need trees no I know all right what do we got not a lot in the way of food [ __ ] ton of saplings though that was close I almost got Exploded [ __ ] I’m out of food well it looks like these cows uh maybe I should look into a feeding trough maybe used to feed animals grain I still have to make the Grain Mill but I think I have the [ __ ] to make that so feeding trough let’s see do we have Grain we have wheat seeds we’re getting there um okay Grain Mill I can make now thank God add workstation to settlements settlers will use workstations to craft recipes interesting so it has a [ __ ] like Colony Sim aspect to it as well yeah Wow got a lot going on say that again uh but I believe I now have the [ __ ] wheat to turn into flower in this [ __ ] that’s a cool bug I guess it’s not a bug but you can carry your momentum on on a you can carry what cart a rail cart You can carry your momentum you launch yourself after you hit the end you can like launch launch yourself a little bit oh Nice damn I’m Loaded I say that and just two seconds later a bunch of goblins and [ __ ] come out of the corner I’m like okay you obviously heard me I can’t share my wealth with you cuz you’re dead Okay so I’m now planting the wheat but like all right what is this flower doing for me Here oh I use the cooking pot and I can make all types of [ __ ] sweet nice all right so I’m getting our food situation under under control here love to hear it yep I’m making hella bread my guy got three breads it’s not really hella but you Know we got three breads now we didn’t have three breads before that’s true that’s true also the popcorn that apparently got ate already by some probably got out of bed ate that [ __ ] went back to bed lazy piece of [ __ ] proba oh I hate that [ __ ] kill him kill him kill him Oh no I ate it it says food consumed they’ll kill him all right there’s the rest of the flower let’s make some more bread so we got four breads we got some [ __ ] fing roasted muttons in here I got a bunch of goddamn [ __ ] saplings to plant really need to hire this [ __ ] Or some [ __ ] that’ll just [ __ ] chop down wood we just need a wood Chopper guy can I please just have like a [ __ ] Lumberjack would that be so much to ask that a lumberjack visit our our modest hble yes this is too much to ask well then I’m going to start killing innocent Animals sorry Bessie but you were needed for beef interesting but you can only cook it at a roasting station okay you can [ __ ] right off I was trying to make myself dinner and here you come in a little Christmas hat making me think you’re a nice elf you are not nice or an Elf and what the [ __ ] do you put what do you put in a feeding Tru that’s what I’m trying to figure out seeds seeds don’t go in there meat that’s cannibalism I think ooh hey look at that I got a trink it increases stamina capacity by 50% 4% crit Chance I need to actually like look at what’s in my [ __ ] inventory apparently imagine that I help you magical enchanting scr 20% Mana regen I don’t I feel like I’m not really using Mana right now I do have to pee again I’ll be right back yeah be back soon and Miss you me your gold you bastard Bastardo man these hins are hard to kill whatever they call it in this game they’re soof quick and they’re [ __ ] tough wow this uh vampire land mine didn’t really have any coffins so it’s like a sausage fest and one coffin what you love to see no come back from the lava you bastard Thank you for the gold you can now die in peace uh food food food oh nice I got a lot of gold okay what can I eat now what can I eat now J I don’t need that much okay welcome back so much oh wait don’t leave me again I’m going to cry okay what’s this guy an angler oh hell yeah nice we got some fishing quests to get on hell yeah 392 coins [ __ ] I got 15 hundo hell yeah what can you do Hauling crafting forestry farming and fishing God damn right except and Forestry yeah let’s look at your equipment let’s give you that what I Don’t if you know forestry then why don’t you know how to use a goddamn copper axe that’s some my wood one yeah I’m hoping that’s what he’s about to go grab nope just going to eat some food you [ __ ] what are you doing oh there’s got to be something we Missing no he’s fishing he’s an angler so he’s fishing that’s his like high priority cuz if I go to settlers let’s see Zach’s harvesting James is fishing Mick is Idle as usual yep shitthead he gets to sit there look pretty yeah I’m over here busting my ass trying to Figure out how to [ __ ] fill this feeding trough so that I can like cultivate More Cows to have more leather and more meat all right it’s it’s become apparent I’m just going to have to be the one that does does the does the work so God damn it is stening there’s no iron Left oh no way that’s crazy well I mean there there’s some but like I’m going to have to make a gold axe go for it Okay I’m sorry what the [ __ ] are you taking a break for sir sellers James command assign work assign [ __ ] uh I guess husbandry Zone would be animals yeah so fishing would be like here Slaughter when the animal count reaches [ __ ] I don’t know one five I’ll just put five for now okay So James knows what the [ __ ] he’s doing now Zach you little [ __ ] where’ you go just like Zach to [ __ ] disappear somewhere he’s off finding blueberries I’m sure what the [ __ ] is he doing prob seeing a blueberry bush I was right oh you can lock beds from settlers too nice hell yeah Get the one to share none of you are going to sleep hey I figured it out dude I got him [ __ ] cutting down trees and replanting them as he goes hell yeah all right that is a [ __ ] giant Victory I’m happy for you bud D that’s like that’s big time Automation right there yeah why are you taking a break to harvest a blueberry bush you know what you’re doing a great job Zach James I’m having an issue with here where the [ __ ] are what are you doing oh you’re watching for targets are you okay I don’t know you’re going to find Any amongst all these goddamn lily pads and [ __ ] matter of fact let’s clear his orders uh command clear orders sign work Uh assign H husbandry Zone boom get that out of there get that out of there okay I think I’m I think I’m learning how this I’m getting learned right now on how this [ __ ] operates Beautiful Raiders oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] my ass all right well get home hi all right they’re coming from the West oh [ __ ] uh settlers [ __ ] get the [ __ ] up uh command collect all settlers follow me we got to fight I just found some last little bits of gold I’m going To oh they’re preparing okay I got time I don’t know where they’re going to be coming from let me know when they’re there and I’ll teleport SC to finish up oh Raiders are preparing I don’t I’m not seeing any Raiders okay at least all of them have a [ __ ] copper sword Oh is this a Raider or is this a potential yep that’s a Raider they’re here okay I’m pting back oh I got caught by monsters second yeah stay near me [ __ ] nice ah we pushed him back good work Fellas yall didn’t even need me clear all or select all settlers clear orders just clear all orders okay you don’t need a rest [ __ ] sign work get back to your [ __ ] husbandry configure workstation wait a minute what storage guard here plants food no okay assign work assign husbandry Zone work priorities James Husbandry is not even in his [ __ ] ah fishing there we go highest priority get the [ __ ] up stop resting you don’t need to rest anymore oh [ __ ] we can re make regen P pendants but you can make one you want to take it I’m full on trinkets anyways uh sure um like so [ __ ] trying to wrap my brain around how to get these [ __ ] to actually do the work they’re supposed to do is it is it like just supposed to be the water I’m [ __ ] confused Man oh assign storage right uh workstation would be none of that okay uh husbandry Zone would obviously be all of this why why why why are you just standing here why are you watching for targets go to work fishing top priority nothing else all right we’re not on guard anymore you’re all Good we’re [ __ ] sake I don’t know why this guy is still like watching for targets I didn’t clear orders there we go now he’s fishing there we go figured it out hey look at that the [ __ ] Farm is starting to grow [ __ ] oh I need a goddamn pitchfork ah [ __ ] off 866 eat my ass God I [ __ ] hate spank this the worst dude uh pitch pitch fork is not made here okay uh pitch fork uh what else is a pitchfork called like Harvester sickle harvesting grown plants I need to Make a sickle and I need iron for that we’re making lots of iron don’t you worry oh okay I see got it um putting it away in the crafting and I’m just going to make a sickle go for it need to give this Dumbass well actually I don’t have a farmer technically so what are you what are you doing guy oh who’s this oh traveling Merchant all he buys is [ __ ] map map [ __ ] and he just sells Christmas Trinkets and [ __ ] he’s useless I bought a potion pouch from him that’s useful Ah but yes otherwise he’s us this okay go back into settlers good Zach [ __ ] what do you what do you even have just [ __ ] clear orders come here come here come here no stop it give me all that [ __ ] you [ __ ] idiot now listen crafting is not a high priority For you hauling is not a priority well it’s normal farming high priority and I’m going to give you a sickle if you tell me you don’t know how to use it so help me God he doesn’t know how to use it damn okay what can you do honestly what can you do I want to know I would love to know just what exactly does you do other than nothing apparently I don’t let’s see here work priorities he uh doesn’t know how to fertilize husband fish hunt he can Farm and do forestry crafting and Hauling Okay so you know what you are a good you’re a good person to just watch watch for targets just [ __ ] stand out here and in the rain and watch for targets until I figure out something better for you to do cuz right now I’m at a [ __ ] Loss you’re chopping down trees with the goddamn sword cuz you don’t know how to use a [ __ ] how do we teach them things yeah yeah you know like magic I don’t I don’t get how to like what the [ __ ] maybe it’s oh maybe it’s like Rim world where you Can’t they just need to know it already they come in with predefined knowledge and then can like build him with that okay so yeah he’s he’s a harvester he just Harvest [ __ ] um so he needs to okay that’s fine assign work I just need to assign storage to him which is uh uh [ __ ] which one has the [ __ ] potions old gear plants and food right okay so um settlers Zach assign work assign Storage already assign that oh I can assign them to all the storages NOP just those four apparently but regardless he can now this back all that what all that gold yeah that I’m placing down yeah you just hit it and it’ll fall down nice okay so he can’t Farm though that’s that’s a Problem God damn it do you know how to fertilize an area I even know if I’m doing this Right hey sick we have enough to make two full iron sets oh of armor yeah I tools too hey got some salmon and some trout okay so what I need to do is which one is our food BS plants and food is right there so storage damn it settlers you sign work storage There oh we should probably make like a storage for them right we don’t want them taking our [ __ ] and doing stuff with it or well that’s the whole point is for them to work for us what if they just take it all they’re not though like they’re they’re Gathering items they’re just not Depositing them that’s the that’s where I’m having a hard time is I can’t I can get them to go Harvest all the [ __ ] and go fish but I can’t get them to uh like we do we’re going to need to make just an a different storage for each of Their jobs I think you’re right so I’ll just do that damn we can make full gold armor really yeah we just got enough [ __ ] for both of us yeah all right let’s do it oh wait do we yeah go oh [ __ ] we have a we have mounts in this too by the way Yeah um but yeah I made my gold all right let me make mine don’t need the Gold Crown that’s summon I don’t need summon old gear and go in here actually Alex come here you need to put this [ __ ] on cuz you appear to be the figher like oh we have a blacksmith Arriving there we go I feeling super happy happy yeah sharing your room with other settlers and you don’t like that t [ __ ] jackass you’re lucky to have what we have right now God [ __ ] unreal these people all right uh what else can I make with those [ __ ] we got Left give make a sparkler oh this wheat’s got to go up in here um that’s going to make some more flower Sheldon the blacksmith what’s up dog will you join the settlement yeah word hell yeah what up you’re just going to go straight for a bed that’s what you’re going to Do just going to rest all right so they just their their default is to rest until we give them [ __ ] to do um I think we have enough stone at this point we have to have enough stone at this point for it’s 900 yeah we have to have enough at this Point for me to be able to make a couple of like we can make them little little Huts like their own like like Terraria but top down hey you want to try the boss fight I want to make them Huts first and like get this established before we try the boss fight also I’m I me we can try I don’t think it’s going to be much of a boss fight but we can try it I I’ll just go back to down and go mining again get more stuff for us you sound like you want to do [ __ ] with the For the villagers well I was just going to build them like actually make a uh you know a like a civil like a actual civilization instead of just this one room smart no I know just this the night time eventually I think they’re they wanted to go rest cuz it’s night time Like that’s why they are ini oh yeah that’s probably it yeah all right so let’s see here walls walls walls stone wall Is God damn it this works too much like Terraria why would happen just like with the building and [ __ ] like the way that you have to have you can’t have your inventory like open at certain times for certain [ __ ] I’m just going to add basically a second rectangle and then [ __ ] chop It into two could do like four you can I don’t know how big they need yeah I don’t know either there’s probably a requirement but they won’t tell us very easily no probably not either way I think they’ll be happy with at least [ __ ] there’s a couple Of bedrooms here so well there’s three bedrooms right here so yeah there you go that’s plenty that should be fine yeah [ __ ] them they can sleep in same room we’re just being nice to them right there are servants I oh they’re are servants that’s it yeah there are there there there are Settlers yeah exactly uh do back in the early days of settlement you were happy to do anything just so you could live the next day Exactly perfect okay now I just got to make Floors I’m sorry Mr okay I didn’t mean to smack you with the axe you ever been champions of norath um can’t say that I have Champions and Nora it sounds weirdly familiar is it like like what kind of game is It oh wow spin-off yeah if it was for like if it was for console then I wouldn’t have known about it like I’ve been PC since forever I mean I’ve owned consoles but if I’ve did anything like online it has never been through a console unless unless I like unless I Was playing like like Modern Warfare 2 I think is the last thing that I did online on a console wait why you talking about consoles I’m talking to chat no I know but they said wow spin-off wow isn’t a console oh it’s a PS2 game weirdo I didn’t see the message know Yeah if it was if it was just on PS2 then I would not have uh I wouldn’t have seen it okay got three separate ass rooms I don’t want to hear none of y’all [ __ ] complaining next they be like Mom there’s no art on the walls what are these [ __ ] Doing what the [ __ ] on strike for what I haven’t eaten recently oh yeah that’s my fault my bad my bad my bad I’ll cook some food I’ll no I just haven’t cooked food yikes wait there’s [ __ ] food there’s hell of food in here y’all are tripping mhm all right hold On [ __ ] little pain in the ass God damn it Diets [ __ ] what change diet simple fine for made yeah okay good but like only want score me [ __ ] no I don’t know how to let’s see here command settlers let’s assign Work assign storage they know that this is all storage yeah but then they’ll put random [ __ ] in random places no they they’ll they’ll put it where they’ll put [ __ ] where it’s supposed to go but unless there is a like object right if there yeah if there’s not a Like object then they won’t put it in there just put it wherever no they’ll just hold on to it until I take it from them that’s neat yeah oh my God just [ __ ] do I have food on me that I can just give this [ __ ] idiot oh your room’s completely dark that’s Your [ __ ] problem are you kidding me I knew it okay your room’s no longer [ __ ] dark [ __ ] Jesus Christ how how does how do you take care of yourself that’s a trick question they don’t I want to send you on a fishing trip common Fish you’ll kept some fish for I have to pay you [ __ ] you’re on strike [ __ ] you why are you on strike why am I dealing with all this you’re the only [ __ ] that seems to be on strike allow all Oh I got to recla my my spawn okay so I guess the problem is they Don’t know how to [ __ ] access the storage to eat like I don’t I’m so confused stop watching for targets and just clear all your orders clear all of them you’re no longer on strike obviously so you must ate some food or something made you happy you [ __ ] Jackass okay it’s like I got a little bit more who who the [ __ ] is damn Zach you went out [ __ ] looking for trouble and found some Jesus what were you thinking bud all right there’s [ __ ] dude there’s so much food in the food chest like ready to be eaten Food I don’t know I I I don’t know what else I can [ __ ] maybe I don’t know if it has to be like it there’s no way it has to be like readily accessible to them they can reach over there’s [ __ ] zombies outside oh yeah there’s a bunch Of them I thought they wouldn’t spawn in the light oh well no they’ll spawn pretty much everywhere stor why you killing me bro well there’s no PVP so you can en it we could have have we not been on the same team [ __ ] get out of my Face okay you have to like put the food food that you want to eat in your [ __ ] hot bar and then actually use it you can do the same as um Terraria where you pick it up and left click off off inventory oh for real yeah that’s way easier Okay need to make more Farmland too yeah that still don’t know what to put in the [ __ ] feeding trough duck bre I don’t know but we about to be eating good right now some duck breast come on now yes sir you got are you hungry at all cuz This shit’s going to go bad in about 3 hours oh no I’m good all right wait there’s got to be a [ __ ] all right I’m going to make see here of course I have that actually have logs on yeah there we go okay what can we make roasting station and a Farmland Literally just requires logs yeah it’s pretty nice awesome okay so we got that figured out get [ __ ] seeds not sunflowers these tomatoes are going to spoil [ __ ] soon what can I make with them all this is made in the cooking pot with sugar I don’t know how the [ __ ] to make Sugar need grind down there’s no like ji the sugar is um sugar beet in the mill wait how are you how are you finding this out I went to the mill and I went to configure workstation you can add recipes for them to to do for us we have six five recipes oh Okay so sugar from either honey or sugar beets flour rice ground coffee so we got him doing flour add the rice add the sugar the other sugar I right now it’s just making flour but that’s all I’m growing is wheat cuz that’s all I thought I don’t this is a [ __ ] steep learning Curve MH in a way it’s like it’s like a lot of this is like modded Minecraft if you think about it without ji yeah without ji like it’s top down modded Minecraft we just haven’t gotten to like the me like the mechanism like like the mechanism part of it is the settlement Is the like is like automating the villagers I feel like that’s the tech side if in In the comparison I’m going to explore the above ground see if there’s anything up here F okay hold up Zach [ __ ] got a a scon what you doing dog problem is he doesn’t know where to put It man I’m wearing a duck costume I should be able to float or Swim better all right Zack you need to come open this right now [ __ ] get over here come on open it open it boom storage configure Storage equipment consumables materials tiles objects wiring no so no wiring No Object well objects yes no Tiles no equipment okay so you do have to kind of configure the their own storage for them m but I just figured out how to do it so nice it’s all good um MVP command clear orders and did he put it in there let’s see oh [ __ ] we got fish in the Box already [ __ ] hell yeah all right that’s what I’m talking about oh yeah dude this thing’s filling up like crazy already it’s got [ __ ] Wood tomatoes this is going to be like yeah and look they can then they can just [ __ ] eat out of Here I wonder if I can assign them their own uh sorry D get that slim out no man it’s like it’s like one of my like hairs it’s like I have a hair in the back of my throat I just can’t get it out well first of all Bri it’s not cool To mention that you’re the only one here okay that hurts more than you think also this is like a super unknown Niche game and um I was only streaming this for the uh because I’m going to record it and turn it into episodes okay so um looks like just about every [ __ ] Settler and their mom is using this now which is totally cool um except at workstation to settlement set use oh okay cool add recipe roasted fish Yes okay so all the fish that comes back from the fishing trips will get roasted and then put back in here hopefully oh [ __ ] I did it I did it that’s it oh nice that’s it that’s it there’s lot of ducks in in the water that’s Crazy these guys are just a bunch of little idiots dude you just got to you just got to [ __ ] you know what I’m saying got to you just got to let him know who’s boss you got to manhandle him a little bit what’s up Tom bombad let him know what’s What is that you yeah I knew it I I pulled the trick on you like years ago I I vaguely remember yeah and I was like damn calling that as the only thing worse is pretending to be a random person when you’re still talking with a person in Voice I think I was like trying to be nice at first and being like yeah I totally know who you are I had no [ __ ] idea oh I was trying time I was like oh I was like that was a great time cuz I think it was in voice call With you at the same time as well then play Minecraft or some [ __ ] probably okay where has all the wood gone it is yet to grow uh fertilizing [ __ ] how do we make fertilizer yo I found Bees and Honey let’s Go oh you found honey yeah oh that’s big that goes into the Grain Mill that’ll give us sugar so raw food can go into the feeding trough which will feed the cows raw food meaning wheat okay so wheat goes into the trough which feeds the Cows so then all this [ __ ] in here is ours I think pretty much all the settlers at this point are aware that that is their storage Nice just cute little Hes yep they all know what’s up and they’re they they’ll they’ll put you in the right spot given the opportunity nice Okay that’s it’s like doing that’s like doing that’s that’s almost worse what I’m just kidding there’s hundreds of people in here no I use I use OBS because I don’t have any kind of like statistics so I can’t see if there are anybody any lurkers who aren’t actively Chatting cuz I don’t want to know yeah lots of people do it’s kind of harsh to always be like that I can get on your head oh dude no you can’t like that’s one thing I learned really early on is like you got to turn that view count off Immediately do not show that to yourself ever not when you’re live cuz that’s just like that that like it becomes the stream like you start to like I don’t know it it dictates like begins to dictate too much of how the stream goes instead of just like it Being the organic thing that it’s supposed to be right do be tough sometimes and no one wins when when it comes with to JM jm’s just the winner it’s too good nope you sure can’t win I I always win you’ll come to realize this very soon that’s why he’s never had a single Issue that he didn’t um resolve within like 30 seconds you know it’s all true too too good hold on I got to spond to like 8 million [ __ ] Jesus Christ something is wrong with my phone screen cuz like it just does not like I don’t know what could possibly It’s not cracked in any way there’s no like I’ve cleaned it a million times and yet like it doesn’t scroll the way it should I don’t I don’t get it oh an apple tree I’ve L up most of the island word just for pure visibility reasons you Know calibrate my touch screen uh it’s a um it is a Galaxy s22 yeah all right you want to get a bot game of League in before uh before I got to go make some food and call it oh I think my food might have to be Coming up soon I don’t know if we can squish one in let me let me check yeah go see what’s up sure we can play back game all right hold on now I I just I just got the farmer back I just hired him back so so I just need to assign him a work area uh before I forget cuz he needs to be farming this [ __ ] plot right here uh and as soon as I get this set up then we’re good settlers Tom is that you is that you Tom the the farmer okay good assign Work this is your [ __ ] workstation here buddy this is your this is your fertiliz Zone all right we got sugar now back uh forestry like wait fertilize is fertilize just it’ll fertilize the crops well we got Zach who will Who will harvest everything so that that’s all good yeah no just clear Orders all right everybody’s resting everybody’s cool we’re good we’ll pick this up on the flippity flop yeah good [ __ ] got torches okay are you good uh I guess so all right beautiful nice dude I’m excited to see where this game goes cuz like I have a feeling it’s it’s Going to be a lot bigger than um than well obviously a lot bigger than Terraria but um it just seems like it’s got quite a bit of depth to it already and like it’s been I mean it’s been in um development for at least two years that I’ve been following So yeah looks like it’s been Early Access at least for four yeah and it’s in been in constant development so anyways uh I’m going to end the stream um going to play a quick game and then go make some food so I will talk to you in the Discord Bri uh bye byebye Video Information
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