Wild Minecraft Achievements with GOOS Squad! Insane Twitch Stream

Foreign sorry all right I’m here is this a new world is that a new world um not really does that mean is it a new world or not well it’s like slightly new [Laughter] what why do you go with this texture package texture pack um because I only have two and Haley

Doesn’t like the plastic one uh plastic ones like all cartoons and this one’s better than the regular one this one’s more like realistic the um it’s the worst stuff I’m not going to acknowledge that Slender Man it’s night time all right where are you oh it’s not nice are you kidding me

Sorry I’m just under a tree everything looks there these trees grow like four wide it’s weird I guess I’m red oh we gotta make a bed for two I can make my own bed what is this stuff but the white stuff or the orange stuff hard stuff I don’t know it’s your house

Oh yeah she’s not too proud of it I should probably find some sheep here hold on I got I think I might have enough for you Jeffrey neighbors thanks for following Slenderman even though I timed you out uh great start to stream like okay I can make you a bit Oh God a zombie oh God a zombie are you over there are you green all right um I don’t know what I am here come come to me though oh no I went to Halo you’re welcome to the other one where you’re all the way over here [ __ ] I’ll be okay

I’m not going all the way to your [ __ ] house no no oh yeah tunnel here get him where are you okay over here [ __ ] are you other way other way I just oh there you are okay oh wait there’s creepers there I know you need food Don’t Starve D so what happened everybody just decided not to play I guess so It will I should look up some achievements I needed yes you should do those achievements I’m also going to play some music not just silent Foreign just in case I want to keep this video it’s gone thank you okay um barely have anything for this game actually All right foreign hearts of damage in a single hit you might need an upgraded sword for that one but for some reason I’ve got some of that um unlocked it looks like I’ve got like a progress bar for that one I don’t understand how oh maybe it’s like that’s the furthest

You’ve come to doing it gather all 16 colors of wool oh Jesus these are all like the hard ones I think time play for a hundred days oh my God not like regular days I’m sure it’s like in game days well actually I can’t be sure about the the underwater for two minutes

I think I need like a potion or something for that all right some of these seem pretty easy though I can make a whole turn wheat into bread foreign bake a cake use planks and sticks to make a sword Harvest some leather there’s gonna make stuff I’ll get some achievements

Construct a better pickaxe all right so some of these seem pretty simple I Made bread I must already have that treatment oh no there we go nice big bread I got a raw mutton where’d you get iron anybody wants some mutton [ __ ] thief and some rotten flowers you have a gun biting you have have a verb you get an achievement for eating rotten flesh uh do you I don’t know is there some rotten flesh hang in there

All right maybe if I um some throw my map in here I shouldn’t how do you make bread uh three wheat at the crafting table crafting table there’s one next to the your bed there because of this stuff on the outside oh yeah awesome all right where’s the uh

Oh yeah oh yeah big bread you have to do something with leather I have a Teleport shops actually I should make a sword Oh my God that was fast like how easy oh yeah I got the leather one top Tipper better not be killing Mike house I killed the cow in the water okay how do you saddle a horse okay you need to you need to find a saddle in a dungeon it’s kind of

Annoying I haven’t done it yet but I have leather here wait you wanted mine yeah okay give me two seconds yeah I’ll make some stuff for you iron pickaxe hey I didn’t know you were competent all of a sudden wow backhanded compliment yeah you’re gonna have that weird ass orange

House in the back if you want to I don’t know what it’s made of made of wood it’s just like a different kind of wood Birch yourself I don’t know I wouldn’t believe her but okay what do I need then I need to I need a new chest for all my shitty [ __ ]

Let’s go let’s go uh tomorrow wait a day thank you Okay oh yeah I got the time to mine achievement I got like fools construct one of each tool got the achievement where can I find cobblestone um I made one of each weapons or tool your achievements angle said achievement jacket but only it only do like the first three now you can set up yeah so it would be like the first five

Like five you’re closest we’re split screen so yeah it shows the ones you’re closest to getting it is this Cobblestone okay it’s hard to tell with this texture packs anyway I gotta pickaxe get some food bucket bucket could be good and weapons okay cobblestone Haley also has an orange house like in

The outskirts nobody knows how to get there except for her oh I don’t need a hoe I need a sword a pickaxe are you making torch again shovel and I’ll bring some food okay we should be good huh what do you want to dig um yes granted

Do you have do you have charcoal or anything I’m getting some I’m gonna make some or not charcoal but just cool okay come on let’s go see all right I’m in a cave so a fixture is a little bit I don’t know there’s not much I can do where’s my house again

Uh it’s over by me I should probably eat something Okay all right I’m come come to my house we’ll figure out a place to think I mean there’s a hole right here like we could just dig down in this area and then see if we find anything foreign Killed me once because it grew on me in the same time that I was stepping over just a Skelly what does it have to do with me Heck I got 16 torches so we’re mining down here if you want to join us it’s okay Yeah right here No you can dig your own way you could be faster I gotta have my mic off [ __ ] no I know but not on my not on my screen it’s okay I was I was singing Fleetwood Mac but Minecraft version what do you use do any crafting table make your furnace there’s a couple

Uh yeah all right back up okay oh hi fairness I hate the texture pack by the way don’t know what the hell you hate the texture pack no I mean I like it but I don’t know what anything is and it’s confusing me I just gotta get used to it

Creeper’s worst suits don’t be disarmed they will still kill you they’re fancy suits I’m gonna put where should I put this What is that did you hear that though no I’m not in the cave it happened to us earlier and we were up On Solid Ground hey I need to catch a oh got some skeleton [ __ ] yeah you should have some torches and create uh you have six okay cool okay Um Each string um there should be some string in one of the chests oh that’s just one string okay I’m going to make more sources There you grab these guys but you gotta jump oh there we go beats really give you anything you gotta eat two all right so probably what we got here do I need more nice Oh yeah I got fishing rod nice can I get rid of some of this stuff can you catch and cook a fish I think um you just have to cook the fish I got one without catching it and I cooked it I got the insurance

Oh my God so but you will need to catch it probably to cook it yeah it’s okay is this here is this your home nine year old this is my hole this is my hole you walked in my way I was just mining you can’t even tell what what hole is yours [Laughter]

Okay go down go down it died right cool oh [ __ ] here comes the fish here comes the fish what is this I got a puffer fish can I cook that I’ve never fished before can I cook a puffer fish About to find it how do you have wood planks I need some I can’t I can’t cook enough actually wait wait I don’t need Plex I don’t need bugs I shouldn’t eat the puffer fish no no you can either you can eat the puffer fish she was just [ __ ] around

I’m pretty sure let’s see if I get poisoned oh yeah I’m poison oh God oh god oh [ __ ] oh god oh apparently cotton fish are poisonous I’m dying my screen’s going crazy laughs actually got some raw beef cook that up there’s food in um in a chest next to

Your bed there yeah I’m cooking a bunch of cook stuff those are cool coal is the one thing that can like run out right uh cool there’s a lot of cool I know there’s a lot of coal but it can run out yeah um because nothing produces cool

All right find a new face to the lava there remember uh by the way um don’t eat a puffer fish yeah I figured you get you get [ __ ] up Come on fishy there we go there we go there we go a rough fish Just Fish crawfish get a puffer fish and this is just fish There’s a hundred different kinds of fish it’s not mine it’s not the Animal Crossing yeah all right eat this fish oh yeah yeah nice fire Hardware mouth and iron ingot I need to find iron oh hey Aaron look at that it’s convenient and I need to make a lot of uh rail tracks

You and me both oh if you find um bones you make friends with Wolves so Right so you just gotta watch out for them skellies [ __ ] dispenser trees Where’s the furthest hole I’ve dug without finding like anything it should be in the machine uh area mechanism dispenser oh yeah okay so oh I need a bow and arrow man what else is that Redstone oh [ __ ] it’s easy as I thought uh we need to go into the nether okay good luck

All right some of these are getting hard now [ __ ] like what oh can you eat pork chop I gotta go find a cave oh guys it’s getting dark okay we’re in a giant hole uh come up though it’s not yielding any results oh my God

You should just put your put a bed make another bed My chest under the street Uh what my cows do be good Minecraft Minecraft oh hey Jordan oh hey Jordan all right and you’re playing a couple games I could tell There’s a Zombie mic behind you we gotta sleep tough okay this is casual [Laughter] where’s the house that’s the most terrifying part is that he’s wearing a suit All work and no brains make zombie mad Um how’s everything dark oh oh hey Haley how long do people in here this house is way too small um yeah say this house is way too smooth I gotta make my cows breathe my house oh there’s a spider are you evil he’s like aiming the pig think amen

Whoa oh you just got [ __ ] you gotta eat something before you drop eats them you see any wolves oh God oh God a spider [ __ ] hey what is these cows are taking up all the black and white one color one colored wolf black and white now it’s not black and white it’s one

Color it’s different you’re one color monochrome mono color I don’t have a sword I’ll tell there’s a wolf in my in my pen here so yeah I want to kill the spider which one is this Mike which um um Sorry like World skin oh it’s just the city one again hey Wolfie you have this bone oh I didn’t do anything you kill a skeleton yeah you need sometimes you need more he’ll be stuck in there though something guys just started today no we started two days ago soon Haley though

You can tell because my houses are all over the place because I’m indecisive as [ __ ] oh wait I can make a bow now hey man all right spider leave it alone [ __ ] you man you gotta eat to get your um food full yeah that’s why I just got a damn trap damn

I know how to play this game not very well but whatever what was I looking for leather yes I need leather oh yeah you’re gonna go Massacre some picks oh cows whatever What else was I looking for Okay bone arrow I guess I’m good hey man how’s it going I got some firing power yes oh leg oh yeah yeah like look at this that was Cocker eat these babies I get this oh so you got a bow and arrow yeah cool All right what’s what I just need Redstone for my dispenser now like who are you now that’s that’s Cocker but I’m switching back over to the dirt guy if I can find him is my favorite I need clay I fixed it or brick knee brick Did you find iron you said it is nice yeah I know I need more I got Shades hey man is that because you put a helmet on or something yeah it’s a leather helmet sunglasses um there’s a horse there’s a horse trapped like in a hole over here I mean free it

Did you kill all the adults yeah I had to because if you if you have too many animals in one place then new ones won’t spawn that’s what they all say oh what’s this okay Iron Man I found iron I’m gonna make this my house sorry I

Tell you cannot have my house I lied hey I’m wondering how it’s anyway ever don’t talk to my wife please hey what’s andesite oh it’s really ugly oh yeah I’m gonna go try to kill a sheep oh iron ore yeah hey tell you oh wait wait no I have a bed foreign Came from the bottom and now we’re here Okay there’s an achievement I can use for this I feel like that is like strategically placed I’m gonna build a shovel do you have a shovel yeah well it’s almost done though yes the probably of your shovel got it I trapped a horse in the basement so now now from Jordan for like that I know a chocolate horse in a basement

So I mean later if you guys want like horse horse like yeah I need to breed two cows oh so here here when these guys go full grown here take this where are you at here take take these over here take those and then press LT to feed

Them to the cows yeah when they become full grown and then they’ll make a new cup all right oh here’s one it’s looking at me take out your wheat and it’ll it’ll follow you because cap oops I gave it to him so if you open this this gate up you can

Lead them into it if you want or just wait for those guys to be bigger he’s not flying there we go there we go there hon I found this weird wall it’s just full of cobblestone that’s Sandstone oh it’s okay that makes sense I’m like why is this Cobblestone here

You find another cow hey is that a mushroom oh the red thing yeah there’s a mushroom here yeah that’s mushroom You also get an achievement for visiting like the Mushroom Kingdom or whatever or all the biomes oh yeah I think there’s a cow in here the Mushroom Kingdom well there’s a cow stuck in the mushrooms Is it a mushroom yeah there’s a cat it’s not a mushroom it’s just it looks like a cow or it might be a sheep I can’t tell no it’s a cow okay come here cow come here is it red nope it’s black come on go Well the Carolina and the Sheep are following me I just want the cow oh don’t put that there maybe I did maybe tilded maybe this is a world we’ve already gone to so um there’s like a hill outside of where we are yeah look there’s your thing and um

Oh these these wolves are mad oh [ __ ] I think it’s because I think it’s because of the sheep oh yeah they kill sheep oh God straight up oh God no provocation really well um I might stick them on the sheets they’re they’re really pissed off all right guys go for the Sheep

Come on cow come on you don’t need to be here wolves all right so if I get one week to this cow one week to this cow come on do it yeah you’re sick hilarious because you were doing the same thing yeah but at least I killed them after freaking leather yo

Guys this wolf just walked across that wolf and then hopped over the fence and he got out oh there’s an achievement for rotten flesh really yeah it’s um I don’t want to eat rotten flesh stop starvation using rotten flesh so you gotta my house I don’t have any bones for you get the

[ __ ] out yeah that’s crazy Echo by the way oh sorry I’m going to sleep all right John um we don’t have a bed for you I don’t know there’s sheep everywhere and you should have killed them I got some wool and some wood okay should I make it bad

Put it put it in the shed next to the farm there I got um wolf just bit me through the goddamn wall yeah we need a double layer of these fences we need to make them higher [ __ ] oh God uh one piece of white wool where are the beds again

Oh here’s here’s a sheep I don’t have my shoes okay foreign Holy [ __ ] oh yeah okay uh you said you have shoes I have one oh yeah there’s somewhere what the [ __ ] is that noise why does it keep happening here Jordan Jordan Jordan mine 1720 take three to make it better three until till give Jordan your uh

Your uh wool the shears are in the in the chest next to your bed here just need one piece foreign this um over by the farm over here there’s like a shed that you can sleep in the crash down why are there wolves everywhere Because they were attracted to the animals you were bringing in oh the crafting tables over here Or yeah there’s that one too I also need wood oh there’s an achievements Slender Man [ __ ] piss them off man yo I’m trapped in here now this is where I live he’s just looking at you don’t come out he’s there Enderman Enderman not Slenderman same

Thing so let’s kill it until you got a sword no I need to make one I got swords let’s go I got a bow and arrow though it’s only two bows or two arrows honey what happened oh God oh God oh God well I was trying to beat him up with wolf

Oh [ __ ] I’m the last one standing I guess yes oh my God you killed him [ __ ] you looking at it I got a ender pearl cool we took all my stuff oh I’m sure I have something inside my iron oh yeah I don’t think I had this map

That’s your iron theretail could be my map I did drop a map I already picked up my iron oh okay then never mind I was just gonna give you something okay uh I put your bow in the chest next year this isn’t this wasn’t my gunpowder and this wasn’t my map s

Let me kill the skeleton Haley has an arrow my forehead skeleton so do I so do you feel that everyone is back all right all right all right wolf that’s my forehead for me wait oh yeah we got wolves everywhere oh take care of the [ __ ] skeleton yeah look at this yeah

They’re just running away good wolves all right all right Wolf come here look at this sunglasses God damn it it wasn’t enough any more I need more bones dope Master Chief do you want the sunglasses back I didn’t have enough things like half an hour it did nothing yeah

It doesn’t do anything at all oh there’s a creeper it just makes you look cool hey where should I put my iron I’m gonna I need a new chest I feel like I always need a new chest I’ve got a chest um wow that’s a trap chest

Okay Jordan where’s your bed I’m the only one sleeping I have one yet I still need wood here here in this one there you go okay so there’s an achievement to smelt wood trunks using charcoal to make more charcoal yeah you make charcoal by burning wood foreign like we’re right next to you

Where’d I put the ender pearl oh yeah oh it’s right here I literally just no that’s a bucket of water how do you uh oh [ __ ] water that’s fine I need that yes I’m still there’s some stuff some stuff over here you died with it okay here where’s all right

I don’t know this is that’s my man oh thanks for the flower oh my God that’s yours wait here’s the rest of your wood you got my 10 levels okay just put it back in the chest I’m not I’m not even a level yet I have

No experience okay you put you put your bed down in here if you want foreign Make sure the door’s closed when I wake up sorry I haven’t made a proper home yet actually should make one with like multiple rooms so we can [ __ ] oh we don’t have to [ __ ] cramp in here I’m sorry oh yeah I wanted to make a shovel whoa

Oh lucky you really lucky you another one I hate creepers suck man anybody have any extra ones No no there might be some um what’s dire right it’s just like a white it’s pretty yeah I’m actually gonna replace the wood dude there’s little zombies there’s tiny [ __ ] little zombies yeah in the goddamn Hill I don’t know that they’re called pygmies this [ __ ] look at them look at

Him oh Jesus Christ where’s Jordan oh dude oh my god oh creepers oh God wait I got a new teammate I got an achievement if I kill him with I don’t know oh [ __ ] okay kill him wait just run at him and punch him no no I need my arrows that’s the achievement

[ __ ] why do I have my fishing oh somebody has my bow it’s in the weapons chest I told you it was by your by your uh by your bed God damn it hey zombie the zombie sounds that was not a coordinated yeah dirt all the dirt this little guy ruining my garden I

Ruined you guys this little stupid patterns so he doesn’t die in the sunlight he looks like let’s go for an achievement man I don’t have any [ __ ] tools anymore that’s gonna go remix hey Jordan get your bed out of this [ __ ] place all right so where where’s my uh

Where can I put my bed now where’s the weapons chest I need my bow I found some weed so it’s by your bed it’s by your bed by my bed you picked up my bed Mike oh cheers nice I need that or do you want me to put my bed

Um I’m gonna make a house so give me like a day I need tools do you have this ender pearl and silver out by a chest by a tree I don’t have a yeah uh leave those alone I just need some place to put on my

Jewels inside I put the bed over here now I put it in this like this [ __ ] out here whose house is this out here hey why can’t I find it I made the double bed in there now just for now how are we gonna keep this

A secret anymore Jordan if you just keep on bringing things up I don’t know what you mean I don’t know what you mean I get out of this oops um who made this who made this glass oven box thing here let’s see we’re gonna Hitler thank you why is it only one

That’s only one why didn’t you make it like two that’s all I had it looks like the cheapest watch like laundromat ever you walk in and your stuff’s right there feel free to make another one oh my God Mike I’m going so bad yeah oh there it goes

Why is there like a pit of lava over here that’s weird so strange game is [ __ ] ever 66 achievements to get this game holy crap I know I’m going through some of them right now I can’t remember what I play for 100 days Jesus Christ I make a sword Oh I can make an iron sword hey don’t don’t like my chest Where’s on my way wake up I gotta get more wood all right down some wood let me know if it starts getting dark I’m in like I think I got all the Minecraft ones in the first one yeah the first one we had like oh remember there was a glitch where you

Got them all for like logging in yeah how do you get sugar sugar cake yeah sugarcane there’s some that’s growing outside of our place there or outside can I make a cake yeah you can achievement for it you can try it oops yeah stone sword and an iron sword oh achievement yeah um

That was the crafting table I was over here another creepy blew it up right here why is there a drunk a jungle tree why not I just planted it Hey that’s where I was gonna build oh I see any more so sad don’t worry this will be a new home for all of us honey I even got dark wood so that’s all joined together in a special house There’s a lot of um mini game achievements any game there’s mini games yeah are we digging down there’s a gliding one I want to play this is the bottom you could dig down a little I need a floor respawn dragon’s breath in a glass bottle [ __ ] you don’t have dragon’s breath in

A glass bottle Dry a sponge in the furnace oh yeah Power furnace is lava let’s make a bucket oh cool uh I have a bucket I’m here oh you do I’ll give it to you hey Haley did you say there’s lava somewhere yeah but actually here here come with me I’m not near them again

Guys I need three buckets of milkshake I can make a cake what the [ __ ] oh Jordan trapped a [ __ ] horse in here that’s my horse don’t touch my horse where’s the other hole I got it yeah let him get away okay um I’m gonna find a saddle never mind so

Here have this bucket though and you can go find lava I guess I gotta I guess I gotta build a bucket too to get the milk okay it’s a [ __ ] made of I don’t get milk uh all right yeah uh if you go through this you have nine

Things to find it let’s go to the forest there is a force cryptic I’m not gonna have enough dietary um there should be more in the chest over there um in the shed by the farm there my Sun’s going down which Forest this Forest I honestly don’t remember Yeah you got two there or you got one awesome there’s more down that hole Yeah I know you could do like an outer rim of die right yeah was there sand near the lava hey yeah that sounds like a good idea all right I’m going back to sunset tomorrow maybe though yeah maybe

Tomorrow Hey and then like just do what the third place oh a Sandstone how many arrows does it take to kill a creeper damn right a lot hey I can’t stop me all right so you knew you knew about oh totally sleeping you don’t need your bed oh I’m fighting Oh looks pretty I’m in bed oh we need to okay we gotta go to bed we gotta fix this hole bye I’m gonna go hang out with Jordan This is [ __ ] I have to witness this I have to be a part of this is worship I got my own single bed

Sharing a room with [ __ ] self my wife with Jordan hey good morning hey how’s it going sleep good good I’ll put doors over here Hit a player with a snowball while falling into the lava so how um push three players in the lobby using snowballs how do you do it so fast you’d hold it and walk backwards but I always mess up walking a straight line do you want me [ __ ] wood because I can’t do anything

Yeah all right no [ __ ] you what is that I had a decoration oh [ __ ] I accidentally dropped my sword I’m stealing your torches that’s what that is all right on the Quest for some lava all right I’m telling you so there’s some if you keep digging down that hole

For the horses but I I couldn’t tell you where oh I found some nice is it like a square yeah because that’s what I was talking about yeah okay teamwork you had water in this bucket yeah it’s a what oh [ __ ] sorry did you just kind of

Just make all the lava stone because that would suck no I made some of it obsidian thank you all right so um what I need is stairs then okay guys I have these more I need more Steel hey can you say can I talk three of you into this lava [ __ ] you try

And you find some snowballs I just hunted so much meat put all the chest over there and tons of meat for you guys cool did you cook it I mean could cut some customers you [ __ ] I put it in one of these furnaces because you decided to make the

House out of the one material the middle furnace has lava in it okay a good thing or a bad thing it’s good it’s a power source oh [ __ ] it waste it right away yeah but it lasts for like a super fuel oh hey we got that achievement too awesome see it’s here

It should say super fuel yeah I found I found the lava it wasn’t that hard to find you’re welcome no it wasn’t because I need to find a lot of cobblestone and put it in my chest I didn’t get a super fuel achievement what’s up what what do I have to do what

Do you have to do for you got to put lava as a fuel source in the furnace how do you make a real face where’s the where did you put them in there right away yeah did you make a decision if you’re touching it that makes sense start making rails

I also need a suit of iron I found the forest of dark wood so I need more just come find yeah yeah yeah in the Darkwood Forest s no it sure would for us so dark wood forests from something mistakes I mean you watched a lot of weird things

What’s that supposed to mean weird things means you’re [ __ ] weird you [ __ ] weirdo oh can I have a bucket so I can put some love in it it’s got the bucket Mike gave me about oh you waste the bucket well the bucket’s in the furnace oh so go get the bucket then

This is a bug it just puts them so can I have a bucket I don’t have one wait do you know where to record it hey who’s playing the trees in front of my house did I get destroyed no no wait here here it is oh I’m dying

Bump in my head eat some rotten flesh you’re getting a chance just like a it’s like a walkway yeah so what’s what’s happening up here um I have sand really need more iron where’s it where’s this cave sand and 40 standstone you need lots of sand can I make something out of sandstone

Found the house now it’s not a [ __ ] it’s not a pyramid where was our cave okay oh uh Jordan Jordan put a horse in it there’s a cave um if there’s one over here though by me it’s like a big hole there’s probably something in it

Over if you go towards the the um the mountains in the distance uh by the water here yeah there’s like a big hole can I have something everybody know how to get milk uh probably from the cow a bucket of cow milk a cow with the bucket bucket of caps

Big drop Jesus why are you trying to milk a cow by lava foreign I’ve done it once before I can’t do it lavas has enough I’m good the cactus survived I lost everyone else a map my sword I also lost the bucket you [ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] iron you go hunt all right there’s some small portion yeah foreign Breaking windows for sometimes you gotta break [ __ ] yeah oh if I’m cold underneath the house oh cool yeah make some torches you don’t tell me what to do I’m My Own independent woman you hit me why’d you hit me monster if you just wanted to let you know that he was here

Thank you I knew you were here all right iron man I find you yeah I need some iron too iron dude oh [ __ ] there’s tons of fun with the [ __ ] bucket oh wow sorry monster let’s go I’ll make your room you want got fun with the cows okay I’m exploring a cave

Well this is just a tunnel hey thanks for hosting on you gotten a lot of Flint over here I got I’m getting some more coal but I might waste in two minutes can you get a breathing apparatus uh yeah you need you need like a potion or something I think okay Pretty sure oh God Crystal gravel gross oh that’s crap I don’t want this is anybody got a bed for uh for monster nope I’m gonna head home if I see some skeletons on the way that’d be perfect Jordan where’s the present look at the Garden I made all these flowers cheers

That’s not new it’s fun all the way around the house needy yes uh you can stay in bed all you want but I don’t think monster has a bad so that’s okay I need to find some skeletons anyway my door isn’t even close Two more things of flowers flowers all right you’re guarding the front of the house right no skeletons end up falling in I think that’s a creeper oh skeleton don’t let him near anything sorry Foster you jumped in front of me with low Health back here thanks for the wood though man

Oh yeah all right where’s the where are those wolves what’s wrong monster I killed him accidentally oh that’s why he wrote something I’m gonna give you my seat yeah yeah I tried I tamed the wolf talked about this I tamed the wolf guys I just walked up to her with a handful

Of seats oh I got a friend five yeah Jordan Jordan we talked about this why am I poisoned there’s a village right here is that a witch is that a villager he’s going to die I got it I got it hi Jordan bastard killed me one of you have my pickaxe uh me I have it man I wish I had it I had nothing oh I got an extra one you want one yeah we need some we need some Iron Man

I need some buckets I can make a cake I got iron but I need it oh wait man so I can get Buckets to make a cake I guess I only have one pickaxe where’s my iron pickaxe I guess I didn’t make one there you go never mind I don’t have a pickaxe Why did you steal the iron ingot ow l oh yeah get up get him wolf get him get him all right hon how much wood do you get yeah how much but that’s in the chest in the how much how much wood do you want give

Me those 50 uh Jordan did you pick up uh human need to chill out oh you need to tear okay did monster take it yet well I’m just gonna run around until I’m starving and then uh oops you just have to be starving and then um

You need to save yourself by eating it I’m gonna eat your salmon okay wolf you guys there’s an Enderman over here oh [ __ ] don’t look at it just don’t [ __ ] look at it I think I fed my rotten flesh to the wolf I wonder what results that will yield zombie seems fine stay maybe wolves can eat robin please roll over what’s happening with this basement that’s the Enderman Moving stuff a zombie all right get game over and Flash again get him off get him he took away my thing he didn’t drop any flesh the intermittent I just stared him in the face staring at you what you want oh do you have a problem here

You know he could jump over that oh [ __ ] don’t hit my wolf don’t hit my wolf oh no don’t kill my wolf you die the enderman’s in a tree in the tree that’s the only thing you need to run flesh no don’t put myself down the enderman’s freaking out in the tree

Above you guys more zombies more zombies terrifying oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it didn’t work out he’s dead oh God I know he’s not here he comes out freaking out oh my God there’s a creeper two skeletons what you want come here somewhere else oh again here [ __ ] candy zombie zombie

[ __ ] yes oh [ __ ] spider hey put the Pearl with the other one where is the other one that chest right outside I really need to get my sword Main cap of in there we’re under attack guys the whole there’s a whole monster Army coming to get us

You have a sword no I I don’t it’s in my chest oh oh yeah strings there we go hey can I have that no all right what do you want rotten flesh no oh yeah my run for it thank you I just want the chibis

And when I say achieve these I mean like the experience oh thank you run around until I uh waste energy wait how many cards are there oh who is killing the cow I think it might oh isn’t trying to kill me oh don’t kill my bovine I can’t get out

There’s a there’s a gate there’s a gate you can’t jump out of the fence give me bones Monster’s healthy oh [ __ ] I should die oh there’s more skeletons again go to go to the Gateway right there right there right there behind you left right here she comes out with like eight go get

Some food oh more you’re ridiculous [ __ ] come on oh yeah I get the skeleton we need sheep get him we need beds look how the skeleton runs away get him yeah all right come here come here Come here doggy oh yeah I teamed one again come here contain the other one oh guys we have a creeper Creeper’s coming your room is in the way of my uh Master one puppy I got a new puppy puppy nice well is it gonna kill me like the

Other one did there’s two Creepers taking care of all the skeletons around here hey creepers send them away hey there’s a duck if I kill them oh there we go all right oh there goes that [ __ ] tree yeah that’s one way to get rid of a tree

Um if I kill them with arrows I can achieve it oh God oh God yeah the skeleton skeleton go get him don’t hit my dog I’m not trying to hit that I’m trying to hit the [ __ ] Sheldon plus if I hit your dog I’ll just try again oh creeper no

Dude like six bones your dog so I totally forget how to uh make stairs or um a ladder and I have no idea oh it’s understood with sticks under your sticks oh [ __ ] [ __ ] looking everywhere for this [ __ ] so do you got my uh do you get my buns yeah I do all

Right here how many did you have three I think I have two more in a chest I also got wood I need wood and 20. Uh I do have a bow I need this basement what you have plans for this who’s Junior So as long as he doesn’t just Monster wants to use yeah monster wants you to kick him like yeah maybe wait he said to kick him yep are you gonna use my buff oh [ __ ] I got two Haley’s look behind me um no no no no this way I need it to kill

Creeper but Okay buy your house go find another dog I need food wait did you take my bones that were in this chest yeah I did they were yours yeah that’s what I was trying to like question here you go make your own pork chops out of this I

Made pork chops I don’t think I actually took them out I left them in there put put you as moderator what do you mean yeah give me my bones you’re not whoever I got left over I’ll uh get back to you I’m only gonna try and get one dog

I’ve got two already I need three more we’re just going to ignore that oh also I need runners yeah Mike made your modern um yeah but they only spawn in Dark Places all right hon you’re good down there no ah well I want three bones I have a [ __ ] ax very monster Thank you I need to eat this rotten flesh So so what are you doing I’m trying to make it symmetrical that’s four that’s five Right into my house pretty much yeah hey Jordan made those flowers for me Jordan could suck my dick give me Jordan you suck my dick all these people join us like go offline or something why can’t I Sprint oh you took all my wood It’s not letting me Sprint anymore actually wait are you starving yes because you’re starving oh okay well so then it’s working that’s what I’m trying to do really all I was doing sir [ __ ] oh she wanted to make a basement oh there’s a creeper oh my God what’s up monster

My killer kill it what’s the floor gonna be kill it [ __ ] you don’t bring it to me oh you get an achievement if you kill him there’s gonna be um the same thing yeah I don’t know how far that was it has to be a certain length away

That does we got Flint gunpowder how can I use a gunpowder for again oh wait these are kill skeleton with an arrow for more than 50 meters to do the skeleton for what’s the creeper one called I feel bad because I don’t want to like mess with his masterpiece this is Doug

Oh yeah oh okay oh and you know what you can help us uh this place needs paintings okay and go make some art I need I need I need art I really need to freshen up this place okay oh there’s a creeper under this tunnel and um I don’t know what you need check the crafting table crafting table that’s thank you you’re in your uh so it has to be a certain distance away

Oh no not for the creepers I got two dogs if you kill us if you kill a um skeleton from 50 meters away then it’s uh you get another streaming called sniper duel oh yeah yeah okay how many arrows do I need to kill this creeper how many arrows

Can’t remember where it is now the cat the thing yeah there’s like a little tunnel with water underneath it and that’s where the creeper is I can’t remember where it was something they pass it it’s in the bottom bottom like cutaway who built that house oh that was a banner

Because where’s the paintings that oh what do you wait what are you trying to do monster are you trying to give me arrows thanks I got Seven Arrows though where’s [ __ ] where where’d this creeper go I think it went too far I lost it there’s a creeper hiding underneath uh

Basically home don’t you park your dogs in my house no they’re following me those are mine that’s a nice looking house you’re building though bam oh I found the painting thanks dude there’s a room for everyone this is creeper this is the biggest place I thought what’s that middle

What happened to those cows go back let’s do it he really doesn’t want me in there right now guys I lost this creeper that I was gonna go kill all right well I got one of them oh what the [ __ ] is it um put it put it on the back wall like

Over here yeah right where you are so press LT on you have a lot of [ __ ] I know I do I don’t have any um will my heart will my health start going down if I um if I get hungry no that’s awesome well it doesn’t go all the way but it’s

Still pretty okay no it should have been one block over should I do it one more block over I don’t know you just keep going like all right somebody hit me no birdie Denver hold on wait nevermind nevermind don’t hurt me I need to read that come and

Talk to you take the [ __ ] out of you no wait I need to read the achievement first hold on I’m checking that away iron belly got us another couch okay what how do I know when I’m starving when your health is or when your chickens are low I still got one chicken

Well are they like shaking yeah yeah you’re probably starting okay I got the achievement now perfect I don’t think it worked oh it’s weird I think I gotta wait you’re the way to your health still stopping too yeah you need to have your health doesn’t drop full hunger of zombie Flags it’s like a hospice I don’t know does that work zombie invasion they’re not shaking

Anymore what’s going on with this oh need a ladder bro yeah I know you do I need more wood needful not short uh zombies oh it’s coming next and I need torches here oh right here the mic it’s behind your house there’s a creeper behind your hips

Tell I swear to God it’s underneath in a cave Michael it’s been hiding here the whole time I got it I killed it I got the achievement nice yes are we just looking at each other okay so I need to stock up on zombies What happened to my garden Michael destroyed it sorry things had to make way and monster doesn’t have a I know I like sleeping I love how it just off I hear these houses compared to compared to mics like all right let me kill some zombies and some skills okay I’m gonna go find

What yeah you’re trying to come with me does anybody [ __ ] no it’s Darko no suicidal hey that’s a good looking [ __ ] house here yeah I know it’s right it’s right it’s right here oh there’s a Jacqueline off of the top of it oh can you make a cobblestone pathway to

The to the house I’ve got Cobblestone that’s the front door and then just connecting with the other one or whatever makes sense don’t sure oh my god look how much wheat there is gonna leave it alone it’s so beautiful monsters going to make a penthouse hand post yeah

I think we’re only doing it it’s only one word uh no it’s too wide oh it’s only one no but the doors are too white go get him go get it she has a red idea that’s only gotta go one this way but it breaks into two

Except then I think I’m gonna die how do you get the grass to go in the dirt it just eventually go on there itself yeah oh yeah I see any more wolves that was all I could do you checked the [ __ ] um you love to place things quickly

Oh [ __ ] there’s a spider no I don’t have a pickaxe so pick sex there’s no wolves in there does anybody have dark wood uh dark oak planks nope oh mere spider ‘s gonna oh yeah that spider killed me I got Birch though I also have happened my sword

It’s echoing I also have Oakwood Oak no it’s fine it’s fine oh creeper oh my God all right I’ll have him blow up here what’s Monster doing he’s making a pimpose me a creeper so if you find some iron dots can you bring them or iron can you

Give it to me and make some stuff oh I have lots of butter where are you oh [ __ ] really I feel like there’s a skeleton like following me monster said all right it’s all your iron okay we’re just ironed you so pick bragged about burn them that burn them in the lava furnace

Another zombie here so when you put that lava in the furnace the bucket stayed in there and didn’t burn you didn’t go get it again oh the bucket stayed in there but yeah [ __ ] you okay cool this uh this new wall it is I have 18 steaks oh [ __ ] it wasn’t enough

I need to pick I need another scope I’m gonna need a new one for the top there Birch yeah monster agrees too much too much dark wood racist what’s what’s Birch it’s the orange no Oak is that yeah what about jungle jungle is um like oh right yeah yeah the criss-crossy ones

I think Oak would be nice what kind of steps can I get I’d like to check but [ __ ] there’s spiders and skeletons and [ __ ] everywhere I have oh what uh I just wanna I’m trying to find the skeletons the stairs I can get Cobblestone brick would be nice but we

Can’t find koi for [ __ ] acai what yes okay Asia it’s Acacia whatever I will find I’m going on it’s not a night don’t do that you’re lovely you’re level late oh my God oh my God creeper no I have food I don’t need you damn oh there’s a creeper

Kill it maybe Stone I’ll do stone what creeper where yeah right in front of you going towards you that’s not too bad oh I grabbed all the Ender poles and stuff like that okay that whole tree go yeah look at this [ __ ] ridiculous I have an idea you’re

Gonna do anything do you have yeah monster said wow like his flight that’s awesome it’s great let’s all make fun of Mike’s Vision impairment oh [ __ ] creeper come on give me your bones where’d you put the chest okay kick his ass Mike what else is in here um iron

I didn’t get any iron oh a map Jordan might have used all the iron really making something I’m making some music all right I guess I’ll just have uh are there no sheep around here to get monster a decent [ __ ] bed Jesus Christ oh I was eating before I saw that creeper message

How many rotten flesh does it take to fill up your hunger meter Birch plus oh until I I waited you wait till I don’t know if the chicken things are gone so you start dying um uh eat two of them doing that oh okay I have to wait until I physically like

Losing heart so you’re starving when you’re starving I was close to stop starvation rotten flesh I just got that one uh just waited this whole time and just got it like two seconds ago who made this house here okay I was time to milk yeah

My God Mike so what else are you talking about there’s a there’s a house with like trigger canes in front of it I think that was Haley like way back when we started oh yeah there’s a creeper there’s stuff in here I can’t kill them don’t go towards don’t go away

Go away not towards go okay we got a creeper inside the house do we have uh one wheat somewhere probably some wheat we’re growing I need to say one yeah we’re growing wheat you can just punch one of them this Garden here I punched one I got

Seeds out of it there’s three creepers following monsters look at this this is ridiculous Sorry that was I see that oh my God wants to run going hang on I’ll be right back guys okay I’ve gotten rid of that map okay so yes a bone stop oh my God this game is way too addictive 3 11 30. all right um

I hope that dog is still behind the house no guys I did it guys look I did it yes all right I need one more dog and get the achievement okay so I found the jungle oh my God what monster what are you doing he’s part of the desert oh my God

He just killed two Creepers with another creeper but like yeah mushrooms going here Jordan are you trying to make a cake so I’m not trying to make a cake I’ve made a cake I have made a cake I’m gonna put it in the kitchen

I made it for you Haley it’s all for you yes put it in the room on the bed somebody make a kitchen in the new house I have three pails okay there’s I put nine iron I’ll put the rest of the iron that I made from Haley in that um

Uh where you left your last ironing guts so yes yes I have four more than what was left there and I have three buckets of milk over here I’m gonna get some wood taking all the food from here so I can play can somebody make an enchantment table that’d be sick

I can enchant my wife like to go faster can somebody for me he’s gonna do all the work around here I don’t think so that’s like honey do you know where you are yeah however I definitely should have brought some kind of like custom why do I have two Bros they’re awesome

There should be bunnies around there there should be bunnies around there in the desert Wood to uh God who are you talking to you do you have any way to make a chest dude there’s trees all around you I’m an ax that’s the laziest thing I’ve ever heard it takes one block to make a chest I just wanted to know if you had

Any Mike what are you making over here monster he’s making a pimples looks like you’re making an archery range yeah pimposed Jordan you said you had milk yes I have three buckets of milk I’m just gonna make the kitchen that Mike wanted but then he yelled at me I’m

Trying to ask for wood I’m back at the jungle area Just walking around I’m carrying on like all the food that I could find from the chest like putting in one massive chest in the kitchen Mike where do you want the kitchen to be in the house uh it doesn’t matter It should be right when we walk in so we don’t starve around the bottom floor like he says grab food right away let me see like muster here I don’t even need this [ __ ] Chester now why is this dog hurting me because you hit me I didn’t mean to he’s gonna

Kill me with all the food oh no that’s why evolved was that in front of me I was against the tree [ __ ] shouldn’t have hit me okay now I might be actually you walked inside of this tiny little space I had while I was destroying this all right hon if you’re green you’re

Facing the right way so you just gotta go straight and reach us do you have two buckets of milk because I lost two buckets no that’s why I asked you if you had That fast all my stuff like when I died I blew up everywhere all right I’m missing a one bucket of milk are you sure you don’t have a chill maybe that’s an Enderman I don’t have it all the food all right you want a bucket sure I want a bucket of them

Where’s the cake cookies working on it I just need a stove too and I need some just where to get it Potato a potato you found it those monsters are so bad because I just have three wool yes make a bed okay we’ll put one in the house it’s almost done we don’t need to make a stove again cobblestone you got some cobblestone yeah you’re right next to me I’m trying to build you

Kitchen a cake and I have a cake here I’ll trade you the cake for like the oven made this beautiful cake look at this cake here here you go here’s 64 Cobblestone have fun Jesus quick you can make so many ovens where is this bed going hey

Um either one of the rooms like here two more wheat and three buckets there is um why actually do you want to put a bed in each of the rooms just take the beds out and then put them in so I’m no longer spooning Jordan surrounded by that I can’t find it

Dude it’s right it’s like by the freaking the furnace it’s by the chest bashing table oh furnace here we go it’s yet they’re gonna go down [ __ ] it I can’t remember oh what’s going on with this roof Not achievement for that it was Pig [ __ ] look at this pig honey there’s three that’s all I need yeah I know oh I only got two let me go find some iron we need carpet yeah it took me like an hour to find three all right Jordan pick your room

Still pick your room all right hey why am I out of pickup do you want to live in my house you could that could be a room if you want the outhouse it’s attached so technically it’s part of the house room could be the kitchen I might have I don’t know

I mean I could sleep in the same room as this monster it’s a pretty big room on a race right here the monsters oh my God what happened here do I get a room yeah take the room down there because then you can sneak up here and it that’s monster I’m gonna

What is this is that’s a big ass room two there I’m there too I have this room let me put another layer of floor here so the floor’s not so so that it goes right across just don’t know what you guys had for that so what another layer of floor

Another layer of floor yeah like right here like right you see right here I just feel this just so we can walk straight across okay yeah I’m out of wood so no not I guess one there we go all right Mike you made this we’re doing the kitchen review um

Let’s see that’s your bed you can have it you can just have it like right back like it’s my room right by the front door here I’ll just do it like this then it’ll be like uh oh yeah so you get to pick your room

Um I believe but not this is my Haley’s room yeah and you can do whatever you want to your room you can do whatever you want so you can put bookshelves you can put paintings and stuff but you can’t paint the walls okay this is my you guys are just

Renting I’m just kidding you do everything I’m gonna put a carpet down could I okay I’m gonna go search for I need a break let’s all go to sleep okay yeah monster come to sleep wait till where’s your bed I don’t have a bed still probably in the oh here I’ll get

It I’ll get it for you outside can I be here yeah that has to be my dogs are in the kitchen actually I guess where do you want it we’re in the middle of the room yeah okay wow I heard her [ __ ] yeah I was planning on playing prey tonight I

Don’t know if that’s happening inverted skeleton no no there’s a skeleton being chased by a dog outside my window I mean everybody not going to sleep in real life all right it’s outside I don’t think so We were there actually yeah Somebody’s gotta get monster or else we’re not gonna sleep actually well I might I might help monster because I need I need to get some [ __ ] has monster keep dying or something is everybody up actually I need to wait till I start so never mind monster I’m

Not okay Thank you I’ll help you monster whoa there’s a creeper nope Um Valentine it’s building the furnaces Mike Mike where’s your chest I am I’m putting the ender pearl and the ironing got in there um it’s in furnace Jordan just go to sleep okay one sec no no yeah all right go to bed all right good night everyone this is my spot dude monsters in my bed are my dog sleeping on top of me monster

You’re mine this is my room I think yours is down below me your room’s down here monster this room’s below me who’s not sleeping that’s the wrong one in bed you gotta get into bed downstairs here we go it was just taking some time Taking the sweetest okay all right let’s go I put a door can I put a door in my room [ __ ] your room the Creeper’s still there yeah whatever you want monster and then over there too let’s go kill a monster let’s go let’s go Okay let’s go you guys are the same Let’s go kill this witch on that sound at all honey you gotta eat no I don’t you gotta eat no you’re gonna die no no no Oh Michael help me I told you to eat feel my stuff don’t forget me oh you’re fine monster why is your room filled with sand I’m down I just walked I just went into his room to go up the stairs to my room and it’s full of the sand okay whatever whoops

Oh no It’s not saying now I’m gonna go find those trees all right well I need to find iron so did you did you check out that hole by the um over by the mountains over there yeah um I was starting to what are you trying to make till buckets

Oh there’s lots of milk I have three buckets you can use okay where are they just dump the milk out and put new milk in there why do you need milk why not why not be prepared Mike like why is he gotta refill it because uh I don’t know it’s a nice

Thing to do do I need you need three oh okay buckets of milk if I could smell two sugar one eggs and just put them back in the just put them back in the refrigerator the closest thing we got to milk cartons is Mike I don’t know where else you’re gonna

Drink your milk out of but I like I like buckets why do we have two cows what happened to all of our accounts periodically hey guys I made a cake that was weird take on uh cake right here all right um okay I’ll put the buckets back Okay now I need iron for my iron armor all right do you guys need cactuses I don’t think so cactus Don’t wake up words tell me what to do don’t let me not to make up words Tom Phooey Who’s Tom fooey uh well you know there was this guy his name is Tom yeah here we go and he said phooey on you Oh I may need your assistance getting back okay just let me know when A chest full of cobblestone so I think that’s to fill an entire chest of cobblestone that’s [ __ ] it’s a lot of cobblestone not necessarily it’s a 1728 pieces of cobblestone I just walked this I did just walk in a circle I’m not very adventurous also floating trees

Anybody have bones that’s like a good Lambert uh maybe we should have dropped some stuff off before leaving I think I’m like full up Jordan can I take your bones Maybe it’s over there are you on mute Jordan oh yeah sorry guys oh yeah so you got my bone anytime I built doors for the house all right everybody’s got privacy now with the wolf oh thanks bro well thanks where are the signs under you can’t find that I don’t know I can’t

Find them I swear to God they’re so hard to find I don’t know which one sign is under wooden pressure plate yeah they got so many wolves I found a white bunny decorations yeah I want to write messages and stuff and things until you you made a bunch of

Signs for your thing you must know where the signs are under I can’t remember I found spruce who’s spruce Probably under um oh the signs are under declaration and um it’s above the armor stand no what the hell is that thing like why wait you can put your armor on a stand yeah where am I cool that’s a brewing stand I like beer no it’s Potion No but make a brewing

Stand I’ll just make one oh you can put Montez on it too there’s like three Cobblestone and something else I don’t know what that thing is though I don’t know what that item is I used to make potions yeah no I didn’t starve I ate rotten flesh so I can save

Myself all right I don’t need this anymore all right well well maybe I should just kill myself I just eat some food in the First cake well I did what I needed to so maybe I should just kill me I made a cake I forgot all right

Uh I guess now I should go find some iron okay wolves stay here please stop following me thank you honey I’m ready to come back home oh your snow so let’s see I don’t have a map anymore really uh I’ll go see if it’s in the chest it was depending on you Oh he always lost adventurous ah man I want a sign it’s obnoxious I can’t find it oh yeah I’m trying to look there’s like three all right so turn left a little bit left okay right a little bit all right okay just go straight a little bit to the right tiny tiny

There you go a little bit left not a little bit right in between there yeah there okay uh sun setting you better get here fast and a sword and I’m locally this is the highest I’ve ever been nice yeah 422. time with a date yeah the highest what’s 422. oh there’s like

A tunnel down here it’s cool oh there’s the there’s the trees before 23 in a few minutes yeah even higher really you gotta go to bed soon it’s not four in the morning no but it’s close yeah four hours from now Mike doesn’t know that four is April though so I understand

Like I could tell you anything anymore we’ll see you honey all right all right is it signs anymore let’s [ __ ] stupid yeah what’s up monster We gotta put a pressure plate underneath the yeah Oh God damn it he’s such a [ __ ] troll who are we waiting for monster who else no he’s building like a tower outside like that Mike yeah Mike’s tomorrow want to do it all right Haley you’re gonna have to find somewhere else to sleep what [ __ ] [ __ ]

I think he’s in that room yeah yeah come on I just slowly creeped down the stairs in my room man he’s just been stuck in that stupid corner [Applause] come on all right I’m going spelunking in the cave okay wait I’ll come with you oh bring bring materials

What is the floor made of um dark oak wood thanks yeah is that what I have is it where’s the nearest chest Um there’s one in our room there’s one in our room those ones too because I need a big one I have lots of stuff to get rid of yeah it’s pretty big okay all right is that wood okay okay you put some wood in there honey I need some

What kind of wood that 31 there that’ll do on the right yeah uh Oakland yeah it doesn’t matter Explorer all right wait hold on I’m cooking mutton all right let’s go okay do you got torches I got seven torches and I can make some more all right I got

Six we can make Jesus monster how big is your house gonna be man you guys seen this is no Mike this is he’s sitting up like half the world just look at Haley’s screen look at this look at all this area oh my God there’s a creeper over here in this corner

Are you building a way out is it Jesus it is Mike there’s a giant cave he was like this okay [ __ ] Jesus oh there’s another key is uh some of your stuff okay so I’m gonna defer to you because there’s nothing down here so hey I just heard

One I’m playing digging it away [Applause] oh there’s a creeper building the way up [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah I know there goes your levels go get your stuff ah no she likes to dress this room and dirt all right here we go this is Monster’s room the bed leave my [ __ ] alone

I’m not talking to you so that cave up there yeah or like oh there’s nothing in there what are you talking about wait oh wait okay you keep going yeah I don’t know what you’re talking about up here there’s nothing in here level five though right here yeah I’ve been in here

I mean there’s coal yeah you’ve been oh you have been here I went up here when and I just placed like one torch and that’s it so was you who did that okay yeah where should we find iron uh I don’t know Haley’s been adventuring Haley you want to go Adventure

Did you find any tunnels or anything there’s digging me we could just keep digging around here if you want to find somebody that’s just gravel you guys hungry I’m gonna cook some bacon and some chicken oh yeah Mr Chef boy oh he’s building a staircase more like a tunnel you should go in

There monster see what I left for you oh this is just a tunnel oh boy yeah you’re welcome oh [ __ ] outside here did we turn weather off it hasn’t weathered much I don’t know what that means oh there’s a deeper cave down here oh my god

Well they are oh that does look good I’m gonna make a carpet out of spruce well you can make a carpet out of wool yeah you could dye it yeah but I don’t have water like that’s just you need a pasture we do but we have too many wolves

That’ll leave yeah down here Mike that’s true there’s nothing oh [ __ ] there isn’t [ __ ] keep finding dead ends there let’s just keep going we can find a cave there’s coal everywhere though keep finding coal even a cave there’s like random bits of water everywhere yeah is there a crafting table in the house

Oh yeah oh yeah not a room no in my room I’m gonna [ __ ] kill you monster I’m not near you need somebody to defeat him What is this I don’t know it’s bad now there’s another one and a mushroom hey mushrooms like mushrooms Place randomly in this world it’s weird yeah dying did you just eat my bread you know the cave so there’s food in the kitchen the food’s in the kitchen it’s in the bed downstairs

You just eat a mine it’s not the slab it’s a pressure plate you gotta put on it thinner zombie so is that a zombie yeah so that’s yeah that’s us then okay let’s just dig down I guess why is this here let me put this here that’d be a cave somewhere opening somewhere

This is for sure I think you put the wood finish cooking wait where’s the rest of it I need to cook the wrists oh hey I found iron what really yeah I’ll cook some more of that oh wait a [ __ ] find a Cave opening no there we go

I still hear the zombie though so I think I’m close everybody has slabs oh cool foreign oh yeah cool nice all right there’s food in the kitchen we have 40 watermelon slices I got a crafting table down here if you if you want to dig down I’ll try to get to I

Can’t hear the Zombies anymore though I can hear him yeah I guess they’re more near you I got a shitload of coal feels like has the biggest room I’ll tell I found it oh nice hey I just burrowed through until it’s got a [ __ ] collection of dogs wait oh nice all right huh

Yeah I got like okay but here’s but here’s the thing there’s no zombies in here and it leads to outside Gotta keep digging Mike oh where did my stone go So there was an entrance I hear them they’re over here somewhere they’re getting louder oh I found it nice oh [ __ ] yeah up here I think oh [ __ ] zombie zombie zombie zombie I got iron so I’m gonna place a torch up here maybe So that’s not what I wanted well I found some coal Yeah Mike I found another pathway up here okay I’ll come uh two seconds foreign What the [ __ ] he’s bored By none you don’t deserve my call oh what was that or do you want your armor stand tubby oh cool uh in the corner somewhere Jordan here [ __ ] heroin your eye dude yeah I know I gotta see it yeah all right where’s the iron it’s down here that’s a red one

Yeah they get weird and Dungeon red one red did I found a hole I had a little bit too much Oh yeah we’re not sleeping Jordan yeah we’re in a cave oh there’s more iron down here yeah I suppose that’s true monster can’t do this oh [ __ ] don’t jump into Masters by the end of the weekend I think monster a minute 30. if you want to play some more OverWatch yeah okay okay

I think the little cows nice look at this look at this keep feeding the big cow’s wheat look at this [ __ ] we found uh monster is [ __ ] one of my dogs okay it’s a shower curtain hey hey no okay I don’t oh it’s a sheep should we keep the Sheep what does this

Thing do armor stand can be equipped to display ah sweet can I put this on there just give it sunglasses yeah he’s trying to right I can’t figure out no I can’t figure out how to put it on there the whole point of it is you should be able to

I can’t figure it out so there’s more cold down here there’s another room here oh wait I probably just go try and do this it’s just sunglasses let’s probably make more um torches I should probably make more sticks and wooden planks iron tool oh nice you look devious over

There I’m supposed to bring my sunglasses oh damn look at that skeleton oh no it got rid of the sheep they haven’t done the hole a mess chief for sunglasses [ __ ] dope [ __ ] I’m gonna get rid of this water come on there we go the water source is up here

That oh my God where the [ __ ] are we all right I’m gonna put this down okay I got it okay I’m gonna get uh is there anything in these chests foreign this tunnel’s deep there you get those guys look at these guys there’s another thing here there we go

Oh God is that you really with the witch oh that’s us that’s us there’s witches in here I mean it is nighttime but this place is [ __ ] huge I hear spider now too oh yeah this that’s a cave spider this is a huge supply of iron damn not a bat iron for days probably make an iron pickaxe from this [ __ ] although we need to smelt it first it’s fine you got coal you got Cobblestone oh yeah that’s right

Okay I reached the dead end of one of these one of these pathways okay [ __ ] chicken in my room in here Haley do you have any Oakwood planks uh no oops all right that’s fine you know what I got this I can do this oh more than enough Monster hey hey hey we have a crafting table nearby um no I can make one though All right um furnace there we go I need three iron ingots right yes intense honey that is not being a skeleton crew I’ll go beat over do that with me if you hit um an enemy when you’re above them you’ll get a crit on them which is kind of useful that’s cool we’re Slenderman in there

I think that’s me probably it’s daylight over here so all right I got an iron pickaxe Enderman don’t burn in the daylight [ __ ] I should have been doing this whole time is that me it’s not me nope it just like teleported in front of me yeah it’s not fun all right Until this cave is [ __ ] massive yeah looks so good where’s the sand that I had I’m gonna use it I’m making glass I mean that [ __ ] that’s all over Monster’s room I’m making glass with some salmon I probably used it actually I was thinking I mean you know the windows didn’t get there by themselves I know oh [ __ ] I’m completely lost I’m just robbing everything I can still see

You till soon everybody I just got turned around is all right there’s a desert behind the house I’m making glasses yeah there’s a desert bun thank you I just wanted to play it Cactus that’s the top okay I need that oh making uh making a thing here monster making a thing

So I found mushrooms in a cave monster don’t eat McDonald’s no what noise that’s not the right noise you hear a ghost from Scooby-Doo Okay Jordan what what are you doing to your room what’s all this it’s so cool specifically no holes in the walls uh it’s gonna be all black yeah but you didn’t listen to the rules my room I was like motivation me too nice all the [ __ ] iron specifically we’re

Gonna have like a full suits of armor when we get out of here nice I need totally forgot about that damn I keep I think he’s burning so quickly I want I can’t use this as fuel here we go get a giant glass welcome to your area oh I found more God

Everything’s I’m just leaving the coal at this point I don’t even need anything oh I can’t plant characters I’m still taking it yeah you should be able to though oh [ __ ] there’s more there’s there’s another thing up here um Cactus on your face hey so much iron

So how do I make watermelon stew there’s no watermelon stew what watermelon or Cactus sorry can I make watermelons too I’ve never heard of such a thing so what is Cactus good for I have no idea no I can’t make anything this game is really relaxing and super stressful five more

[ __ ] I didn’t bring a [ __ ] shovel I think I’m at a dead end yep all right I hit a couple I think there’s one other pathway I can take damn monster this is my monsters if you’re wondering where all the resources are monster has them okay there’s monsters this whole Foundation is ginormous

Are you still looking for sand oh I got some okay I don’t need you I don’t know you man I found my nose oh nice my little house oh shoot um you mean your little house like a little house in the middle of nowhere you made no

Um when we started the game I just kind of built into a side of the Hill yeah I saw that house yeah yeah because I didn’t have enough resources to make a door where is it where is it this right here yeah because the creeper blew up right there

Right there right there right there right there Thank you very thought Master Chief would be cooler until I saw them with glasses without sunglasses so [ __ ] sweet oh this this is this hallway is giving me the creeps man it’s not ending I’m I feel so dark and then Redstone it’s a giant waterfall oh my God oh it’s splitting up

Oh my God a witch you don’t want to lose everything till I know I know I know I know oh my God oh my God I’m dying come on like no no Um [ __ ] my crafting table I don’t know where it is oh my God like I’m gonna die go help your cousin I don’t know where he is like we’re so separated wait no wait I think I’m good I think I’m good it’ll it’ll poison you right up until your very last one

Oh [ __ ] yes oh thank God all right let me heal up that [ __ ] witch foreign All right I kind of want to make a crafting table no or I mean a chest now [ __ ] Mike I have so many things me too I want to get out of here but I’m too far deep in where should I put Good good I want to find my crafting table oh I love that painting wow that’s so creepy you’re so weird it’s bit better I know I couldn’t get off I couldn’t get off this ladder I was trying to leave quickly I was stuck on the ladder

That’s funny all right Mike I’m making a chest so nice put all my [ __ ] in there there we go I see your name tag yeah I found diamond I found diamond nice I can make one why did my dogs like that corner of the room so much God damn they won’t leave

And I’m trying I’m trying to get them to get out of the corner they won’t leave the corner follow me over here now stay here and stay here all right stay there we go diamond is like directly over lava all right I might try to fight that witch can

Cause there’s iron there’s iron where I died so okay cool oh yeah yeah that’s what it does this Green carpet then or no it’s this way because Yep this is where it was [ __ ] making Cactus stew I picked the worst room I should not have picked this room it’s right

Underneath all the [ __ ] cows no shut the [ __ ] up oh yeah there’s iron down here God goddamn gas I’ve been hearing them for an hour you kill a cows like I’m above you [ __ ] move the dogs I can just [ __ ] whack them like my boss there’s lava right under me oh I’m

Not gonna Dig Down all right again I said don’t touch the room in any way but I did that’s fine I said you could do whatever you want with your room she meant all right how the [ __ ] am I gonna handle the switch I don’t know just [ __ ] ignore her but

I need to get up dig up you’re gonna hit me in the face with poison again I mean probably it’s a witch that’s what they do I see oh it’s still again a monster why is there a cow question it oh I found lapis Leslie nice

We can have blue yeah we need a dark more achievements I just had to sleep in bed because what’s down here um more [ __ ] this this is this is never ending all right which where are you there’s there’s iron up there I need it there’s the witch

I got I got a bow and arrow I killed this I think I hit it I don’t know if I’m hitting her or not I see her now you want me to get the zombie am I hitting there hey my room looks cool now I’m happy with that room [ __ ] bring it bring it up yep enough

Where is she oh yeah [ __ ] her up now yeah so it’s getting aggressive over there you’re relaxed [ __ ] destroyed the witch [ __ ] I ruined your day I’m out of food what yeah I don’t know how to be honest he’s just looking at us here stealing all our [ __ ] watching you how do we get rid of this water oh oh my God yes oh my God this is this is too dark foreign

And I’m mining uh iron stay I’m honestly seriously stay right there yeah mining diamond or just for finding it I might go down a little bit I already have that achievement actually Jesus be careful man I’ll put like a [ __ ] I want to put like uh like around here oh

Look at this little Haley come here look back look at this kind of a spider [ __ ] you [ __ ] you until I see yeah oh [ __ ] I thought I’d kill him when he’s when Mike’s away look at this look at the sweet little secret swimming pool yeah there’s Sandstone here okay they’re still there

But okay is this in the is this can we just climb up there yeah it’s dark up there yeah that’s where the witch was ah [ __ ] me oh Haley go back don’t move no it is higher though yep yeah it might be a way out but it’s dangerous my middle name

You’re mine now I should have like stock film syndrome going on oh it looks Majestic look at him Haley look at him come here look at this horse in the Moonlight all right hold on hold on hold on I’m trying to I’m trying are you having fun with the [ __ ] horse

Get rid of the [ __ ] water all right there we go oh my God he just beat him up on an exit you got okay it’s this way what wait there’s more no there’s more Iron Man like there’s more there’s more that sucks look at this nice little swimming hole man this is

Sweet I’m gonna make this one so you’re gonna get us killed no iron iron mic think about it so there’s like there’s like way more we’ll come back oh wait I have a chest Mike we have to go back for the chest I have all my stuff in the chest

Oh my God why because I was afraid of dying all right hold on let me let me try it I’m gonna stay here because I know I like know where we are okay I just have to remember where I came from cool um I think we’re here

Are you coming it’s this way how do I tell him to come with me LT all right go for chest uh wait my chest was are you fine oh honey I’m sorry I hit you come on talking to a dog or a cat a dog all right

I got all my stuff it’s left trigger okay come back up does Mike tell you right trigger when you get them oh no I was fighting a zombie and he was just like next to him where’d my dog go he didn’t follow me in here You gotta like almost go in like straight past because they don’t understand corners and turns and stuff how do you corner all right let’s go hopefully I don’t die do you have meat on you yeah yeah I got steak here all right nice well I made a little swimming hold on

Come on little lanterns and stuff how to sit there’s so many enemies after me well maybe you should you should fire you um by the water thing again just just come out here and look it’s because it’s forbidden Jordan this one’s got armor on or something Haley over here we go chips

Did we come from this way what happened oh [ __ ] oh wow wait wait wait yeah yeah it is yeah you’re right yeah oh this is where I came from this is where I dug into I’m gonna die from a [ __ ] yeah I made them all kill each other

Is it daytime oh thank God yes oh slime oh God it’s slime get the slime we need to oh [ __ ] we need the things don’t use a sword okay slime awesome I got sticky nice okay we can make a trampoline because I think you have a

Hot spring okay hey do you know where we are no idea no idea there’s Vines here though this time treats maybe not shouldn’t be your first course of action hey blue flowers these are cool yeah oh I was over there before I can’t I can’t carry anything okay

Um so I think we came out the wrong side Maybe but I’m on Higher Ground so um see if you can see those snowy hilltops yeah this way okay hold on where I don’t know where you are I lost you oh there you go there’s no eat mountains everywhere ah God damn it Here’s your map I don’t have on that no where’s your map in the chest oh I don’t know in the chest no where’s chess can we [ __ ] no idea what is this floating structure here when we yes different oh you guys both out on land I think I have a map

I have no idea where we are probably should pay attention I’ll help you out I think it’s this way too we got a lot of [ __ ] iron though Delta I know where it is yeah uh go straight whoever’s the red one I don’t have food okay I’ll be back who’s red

I think I am I going it doesn’t look like you’re going the right way ah damn it come on top platforming so Minecraft’s all about ah breaking my legs steak okay go this way monster everybody will play some OverWatch this is a pretty successful Adventure I’d say jump on

Some competitive OverWatch before I go to bed Morty yeah I burped you should be seeing this soon don’t worry Mike I got an egg everywhere hey Jesus monsters building like a [ __ ] like Castle hey welcome home see the addition [ __ ] nevermind come on yeah where are you at oh I’m in the house

I needed to just be a little bit bigger so I made this go let’s throw an egg at me too threw an egg right through your wall all right we got a whole bunch of [ __ ] so the only problem is yeah it needs to be fixed a bit because uh the stone

Doesn’t line up at the top I don’t have any stone lining back up everything else is everything else looks nice damn that was some Adventure I just got back from a long journey which means it’s gonna be it’s gonna be coming home on that sex with Haley so

Until your room’s gonna be rocking down below man all right I’ll be busy smelting iron we’ll be here you’re gonna hear through your walls it’s gonna Echo hey George getting it getting it can you see me uh what was it gonna do so much to do oh

I think the highest level I usually get to this game is like two I got seven the last time we played but hey I’m at 12 right now five eight for chest Seven five I mean All right there’s a helmet right there Hey restores one for me seven times oh man No no no one noticed damn Cole I got I got a lot to play I can make rails now too [ __ ] yeah You can make a Tracker into that cave we want to I don’t know if that’s the best use of it hey well I need to make out of my area that goes like straight and then I’m just looking at it man I can get that cheap holding it Put your diamond back [ __ ] I lost my cake another cake hey hey Jordan on business casual Where are you sir oh [ __ ] what happened to the rest of my uh cool a business casual monsters iron armor I don’t know I think monster took my call Jordan how do you put um never mind then armor on the stand there uh you

Um oh I don’t know I don’t know I have it yeah yeah I placed a bunch of coal here and I don’t I need wheat wheat I need I see you have some shoes there Mike did you take my coal no what happened all the coal you put in the fireplace and then

Kitchen I had I had a lot of coal though I hope so because we need some for the kitchen’s fireplace I duck like I dug up so much coal there’s no way I lost it already a ton of iron in the fireplace yeah I’m trying to I’m trying to smoke that’s awesome Who is jingling oh they’re putting hats Hotel do you require D yeah are you talking through a mic now and not through the oh I was on mute I’m sorry okay okay um Phil do you need more coal it’s okay I’m just burning wood now Iron Man Iron Man achievement we’re a full suit of iron armor I’m trying to get that

Since everyone’s just like here can we go to sleep yes wait I’m making a chess piece monster get in the house oh yeah together Oh yeah Iron Man yeah all right it’s one o’clock so we should go to sleep not in real life yeah real mature real mature hey who parked our [ __ ] dog in my room I did it’s mine oh sorry thanks it’s our dog but if you hit me what’s his name Charlie

Bit me Charlie I just threw my sword hey would you make these slabs oh there’s spruce okay did you steal my sword yes [ __ ] that’s the one I wanted an iron sword yeah and it’s been like monsters [ __ ] her dog he’s not sleeping monsters [ __ ] her dog

Everybody get up get up hey monsters [ __ ] hey hey I was just [ __ ] your dog that’s wow why monster I don’t know the troops we don’t understand I did oh can I eat this we should have diamonds so I could actually all it does is destroy it no stopping on a cake monster

Are you going to sleep oh man like in real life yeah yeah okay all right guys it’s time for bed everyone go to sleep and then we’re gonna turn it off and then we’re gonna okay guys yo I had I had three pails and I just quickly spammed uh the cows and now

I have four monster you’re nearby oh I just turned back into three whoa look look what happens look what happens apparently with the dog’s attacking him Oh no that’s my uh okay hang on I’m gonna go to sleep I’m just gonna put the uh all the food in the chest down here because I can’t sleep there’s monsters nearby better go kill him hold up you really yeah do you get hey do you got two beds

That’s three hours of Minecraft goddamn oh monster in a bed together we should just bring all the beds in this room it’s safe yeah it must have brought us bed in here laughs monsters sleeping with us scared he’s scared of the monsters all right there we go we’re all weak now

That was successful you guys have a sweet room hell yeah okay all right hey man let me I want to eat my cake oh no it does I don’t know how to eat it you put it in your mouth and chew I don’t know I don’t know how okay

Monster I’m gonna go to game chat actually I’m just gonna I’m just gonna leave the party in general all right I’m gonna say I’m gonna start a party monster I’m gonna go to game chat and we can just play a couple games of competitive before I go to bed good night guys