Wisp – i paid a girl to chase me in minecraft…

Now i spoke to a girl for the first time i started with a really really classy line and i know what you’re thinking what he’s a minecraft youtuber he can’t be interested in girls and you’re right i’m not interested in girls i’m interested in minecraft and i wanted to know if they would

Chase me in minecraft whilst i tried to beat the game and if they kill me i’ll pay them a hundred dollars and they actually agreed to it so there we are so in this video blushie is going to be chasing me whilst i’m trying to speed run minecraft and defeat the

Ender dragon can i do it stay tuned to find out and if you’re in the large percentage of people that aren’t subscribed to the youtube channel then come on please be sure to subscribe it really does help me out and i promise you won’t regret it let’s also go for

15 000 likes enjoy the video okay so you understand the concept of this video right i understand it okay perfect okay where are you going nowhere no that’s the only tree what i is you have to go to camp guys all right no i’m trying to get this done i play for wins

No no no no yeah this sucks oh okay i’m gonna die of hunger yeah good ah i need to go find trees but i have to catch up to you no no it’s fine it’s fine you can do what you want no no i’m here to win

I need the money bruh uh it’s over a hundred dollars just gotta remember that hundred dollars easy dub oh i didn’t understand like money wise i just i become a whole new person oh i’m not gonna know Okay wait come on let me get this tree you’re not going to the temple all right no no i’m not going to the temple you can get a temple go for it temple’s all yours i don’t mind you can have it can i feed myself no no of course you can’t no

Get away from me no yes you’re actually garbo at the game oh yes this is good dude this is bad oh this is really good oh okay mine and a bunch of trees get a sword no no no no no you’re not they’re not guess what i’m gonna do with it

No no no don’t okay i’m actually proper nervous right now oh i would be no it’s fine i don’t need to be nervous i’m going to win you think you can beat a girl gamer yeah 100 i can actually i don’t think you’re smart in 1.16 axe pvp is better premiere

Oh no i didn’t even think about it i see you no you don’t where are you what do you mean you see me i see you oh no i see you no no no no okay okay okay it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine i’m fine i’m not worried i’m not worried

Why would i be why would i be worried i have a dream no no no no dreams here i lost you yeah you did that’s right yeah i’m on the ground that’s poopy boobs it’s okay no no no it’s fine it’s okay you wanna do this ah

Yeah yeah you wanna yeah huh huh no that’s what i thought are you right are you like rotten flesh now i hate you you’re you right let’s go okay you know what i’m not even mad you should be that was brutal oh my goodness i forgot you play uhc i’m

A little mad about yeah yeah honestly all right you know what it’s okay that was just warm up i let you have that just sure you did yeah yeah that was all that you’d let me have that is that what we’re saying now i’m gonna find diamond off the bat

Because i have that female luck is that a thing i think it is or i’ve never heard that oh i’m good i’m good now you know it’s not a chance i think i do none of you do you get iron definitely don’t yeah i’ve got i’ve got

Full iron i’ve got a diamond helmet whatever you lie i would never lie i’m leaving i’m out of here what no that’s actually insane no yes two amazing things you just had a chance what did you get from the uh temple i got really good stuff i got five god apples 69 diamonds

You know what i’m not even mad cause i’ll still beat you no you won’t no you won’t definitely not now you won’t i’ve just found the best thing i could have possibly found i kid you not oh ouch oh oh okay that sucks uh yes oh my goodness

No i’m coming no no you’re not nina yes better watch out you better not cry no no no no no okay i’ve actually just i i’m look oh shh almost died oh that would have been easy for me yeah no that would have been

I win you use l no you don’t stand a chance i’m actually i’m doing this oh okay yeah you’re done wait where are you oh no what’s your name oh crikey you scared me all right i got iron l oh that actually is quite bad but it’s looking good for me now

Food is no longer an issue did you slash feed yourself yeah i just slash feeded myself she’s cheating you’re gonna slash win of is this just how girls talk might come on sucker so i may or may not be on two and a half parts in a hole

Okay well that’s fine but cool this is just going so well for me i’m glad it’s going badly for you you know what i’m going to make a comeback in all this sure you are yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure you are sure you are oh it’s night time i yeah

Okay that’s not good not good this is a dream okay i know i’m actually living the dream right now i’m just eating living good i’m on four hearts in the bottom of my mind okay yeah that’s that’s what i like to hear i don’t think i was the best person

Perfect that means that was i stand a chance you’re gonna be scared when you see me coming over a hill just full iron no no it’s not gonna happen you’re bad it’s happening no it’s not it’s not i’m miles away from you you’re never going to catch me trust me i’m

I am lightning mcqueen i actually tried out for that part in the movie what what are you saying i’m actually so lost right now oh yes now we’re living the dream the minecraft dream i got this i’m going to be the best hunter anyone this year

You’ve already been a pretty bad one so okay that was i let you have that i got it oh yeah okay okay okay okay you let me have some content did you just say something some context oh contacts okay here’s a little spice come on raspberry please give me the goods all

Right oh i gotta kill it before it lays eggs wait what the hell my hair oh yes no way you’ve got armor okay this actually never mind never mind never mind it’s all good i need food i need food just can you just feed me one time no make it 95

Feet doesn’t it for five dollars oh my god that was close that was so close okay i’m good i’m good i’m about to be out of food this is not good my armor’s almost done you better be ready bro i’m about to come just about to kill you i’m not

Gonna lie i’m struggling a little bit i’ll be honest at least you aren’t almost dying with hunger yeah that’s true i did think about that almost full armor what you better watch out oh my goodness full oh okay that’s actually terrifying okay you know if you lose to me

I get to make fun of you forever because i’m sitting on a trash can right now what did he got a trash can i’m playing on my dresser oh my goodness okay i can’t lose your garbage it’s not gonna i’m not gonna lose it’s fine

No i don’t need to worry i would worry i’m gonna kill you with a rabbit hide too not even a weapon just a rabbit hide nah not gonna happen all right i got full armor here i come wait oh okay it’s over for you bye bye whiz no no no

Okay come on come on come on you have no idea where i am it’s fine i’m gonna be fine no i’m gonna be fine i don’t need to worry all your empty threats aren’t scaring me i would be i would be shaking really i have the power of

Female on my side well how is this how is it called you’re just playing it’s the only card i can play but i’m gonna play i’m gonna overplay it oh my goodness okay play it by ear oh it’s night time you’re gonna have to wait a little bit with spam

Okay that’s fine that’s fine perfect you’re giving me free you’re giving me free time right now i’m gonna die if i go to surface always on my arm room good that’s what i like to hear yeah good yes that’s everything i’m actually concentrating so hard right now i can’t lose this

Oh you’re not going you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re gonna you’re not lose um no it’s still good it’s all good i got the arm up so now would not be the ideal time to eat popcorn

You can do what you want if it’s going to help me i mean do is yeah do what you fancy we have very different approaches to this challenge you realize if you kill me before defeating the end dragon you get 100 if you don’t you get nothing slow and steady wins the race

All right said no one ever said the turtle and who won yeah i am the turtle do i give you turtle vibes what on earth is a turtle vibe you honestly you say things and i just have no idea what you’re talking about no yes okay good okay good luck restarting all that

That’s garbo i’m gonna go find my stuff all right yeah well that’s that’s honestly just made me very happy i was in my hole and the creeper jumped down in it i had nothing to do why didn’t you block yourself oh my goodness definitely you spawn right

Uh five minutes you got five minutes to win the game you’ve got five minutes to get your stuff back it’s fine i’ve just found something very very juicy oh yes now we’re talking no no no no oh come on where is it okay good give me that

Why is there an ant on my desk okay what that can’t be it okay good please let’s go be one more yes no way i’ve just found the luckiest thing in the world a villain wait no you no you did not okay it doesn’t doesn’t matter it doesn’t no

I’m not here i’m a thousand blocks away you got your stuff back right oh heck yeah i did i was kind of hoping you didn’t oh i’m too i’m too good at the game it’s just the power of being all right just just stop just honestly if i can’t find one one lava

Bucket please you’re gonna lava me that’s mean no no i’ve got a much better plan i just actually hit a villager please surely down here oh my can i please get a break what’s happening finally can i cook apples is that a thing just please stop talking i’m actually lost right now

Where are you at with i’m nowhere absolutely nowhere i’m coming i’m a thousand blocks out yes how do you make a saddle you can’t craft a saddle okay i’m really liking my chances the fact you think you can cook apples and craft saddles makes me very happy

I told you it’s female luck i found two villages a temple and a freaking already built i found three you fool dude i’ve lost the important thing um no no no it’s fine i’m gonna bring it back come on come here give me yes no that’s

Yes that’s what i like oh that’s very much what i needed i’m going to lose now why yep you understand a chance uh yeah i do and eight stacks of arrows okay you’re lying now no no i’ve got eight stacks of arrows eight stacks of arrows i’ve got

Three notches three notches yeah three three notch apples found you what no you haven’t here i come what do you mean ah no no no no no no okay okay okay okay okay so can i throw the fire charger no no no no no come on come on come on come on okay

No how did you find it that’s dad no that’s cheeks come on there we are i took the foot one come on come on no what do you mean i don’t have any blocks okay you won’t do this do you really want to do this not not really um

The spider’s on the egg get away i’m going nothing so you better start running oh okay okay i need a black rock i’m not going for it stupid spider oh way you’re ugly okay okay okay this is actually the best thing all right i’m here oh hello you want to go

Where no we can talk hello oh yes i like that okay that’s no i’m i’m not gonna win i know you’re definitely not i got this i want to sneak attack you nah it’s fine i’m definitely not worried about that now i’ve got a sharpness 8 diamond sword

I do i do i do oh really okay yes that’s very good yes i just found a very good thing you’re doomed you’re doomed i’m gonna do this i am ouch yes oh ouch oh what do you mean oh no no no okay no i’m good i’m good i’m good

Yes okay i’m in a very good situation it doesn’t really seem like you want to win i’ll be honest i got this i i’m just i’m struggling a little bit no you actually don’t stand a chance come here big boy come on nope okay oh yes what

Okay right please two more two more okay okay oh that was close good yes okay i’m out here hello how are you doing nothing what are you doing what did you go back through oh my okay fine whatever it doesn’t matter it’s like you’re in a bit of a predicament

I need your handouts no no i’m definitely not in a predicament trust me you’re in a predicament of anything there’s also another portal in the nether in which i messed up i tried to go through it and i ruined it it’s fine no matter what happens i’m gonna be okay now no no

No no no no come on buddy please sort me out go on really all right i need to stack up a little bit more i’m gonna mine for a little bit i’m about to just have full diamonds so please don’t oh no i need to win and i’m tired of

Throwing i’m tired of just throwing this game i need to win oh yes oh really that was nothing going to y11 i hope you fall in lava i don’t fall in love i have gamer look i thought you said it was girl luck it’s both girl gamer like i’m in such a

Bad situation how am i supposed to hunt you when i’m i am just so bad yeah exactly that’s why that’s why that’s why i offered you a hundred dollars to do it hurry up and get back to the real world no i i’ve told you i’m not coming back i

Like it here you are nah nah you’re playing no i like it here there’s no way i’m going back please lost one yo shut the front door okay do i try it no i’m gonna try it please no i’m trying i’m trying to you’re here what the heck i’m coming

No not yes okay oh my goodness i thought that was the end wait are you almost done with the game Okay i’m done i’m done no you didn’t finish did you yeah i’m done i’ve completed the game no you didn’t ow come on come on no no no no no no do you really want to do this yeah really i got it now or never you’re about to finish the game bro

No no no no i’m doing this there’s no way no i’m not paying you 100 bucks no thanks yo see you later oh no i’m coming no i’m going did you just you’re a freaking dingus bro okay thank you rods don’t work by the way

I may be sitting on a trash can but you’re garbo no it just fell down oh okay i’m bad i’m bad about it get away what come on come back What do you mean i don’t have block no i don’t know oh okay okay okay wait um i need to organize my inventory a little bit get me out of it okay okay what’s your health looking like with it’s really good really good is it i’m full somebody set the forest on fire

Yeah it wasn’t me i’m not an arsonist come on come on how’d you go i’m gone see you later no you’re not finishing this game whisper but i’m winning you’re not getting out no way oh my god you’re joking You don’t even know how to swim shut up shut up shut up i have to what do you mean stop running i’m just like chill for a sec just vibe with me okay my compass stay on you for like 10 seconds come on yes yes [Laughter] yes

Okay i’m gonna come back better than ever you’re not finishing this game oh my goodness i’m out of here see you later imagine hiding in the trees oh that’s so good i’m so genuinely bad at survival i’m so genuinely terrible i’m see you later i’m doing this no no dude

Why yes give me a fair chance no no no no no no what do we give you i gave you a perfectly fair chance you’re in the trees what are you freaking tarzan get out [Laughter] you know what what do you want me to eat remember with me high pixel one of you

Want me hypixel no no there’s no time for that this is more important i don’t lose a hundred dollars to you no thanks i’m gonna be sad i really i really need the money oh that’s so funny like what if i gave you a really good reason that’s why i need the money

For my cat no no no no no no no guilt tripping with your cat it’s his birthday and what you need money for your cat’s birthday that is the most ludicrous thing i’ve ever heard you need a hundred dollars from me for your cat’s birthday yes oh my goodness it’s gone

Your stuff’s gone you know what it’s okay i’ve got this you’re done no no no no no no no no no no no no i’m gonna win you actually don’t stand a chat i love it perfect that’s got to be right here somewhere surely i knew it don’t disappear oh you suck

Okay it’s fine it’s fine come on i am a terrible hunter yeah you’re tired yeah i love it this is perfect this is the easiest hundred pounds i’ve never spent oh i really thought i was gonna do okay yeah no yeah you were wrong i’ve i’m you have to beat the ender

Dragon to win i do yes that’s really hard i’ve never beaten the ender dragon what that’s weird well that fills me with confidence literally one thing i needed wasn’t that actually i know how i can beat you it’s not gonna happen there’s no chance i’m here i know how i can though where

Is it oh really i play to win i know how you i know exactly how i can beat you now no you don’t i do i have a point you actually don’t stand a chance i have a plan 110 it’s foolproof full proof plan all right i’m about to come up and kill

You just wait well i’m not up so i don’t know how that’s going to work i can tell you my plan though all right yeah i mean your non-existent plan won’t work so that’s okay when you least expect it and i’m going to end up beating the ender dragon

That’s what’s going to happen if you beat the ender dragon i’ll give you 200. maybe the ender dragon you owe me your channel no no if you beat the ender dragon i’ll give you 500. i will this watch on god i have the perfect

Plan no you don’t i did i need you to stay in the world for my plan to work okay well i’m not going to be i’m leaving That’s what we like this is free you’re doomed i’m not dude i’m going to win i have my plan you don’t understand my plan it’s so smart that like it’s my female brain power honestly i just i i don’t i don’t trust a single word you’re saying oh

So where is that come here i hate yes give me give me do it yes oh that’s so good oh shot the front door this is insane oh unlovely jobly where where where i see you see me no no no you’re you’re in the past i’m focusing on the future

Oh my shots this is amazing yes what are you doing oh my god i’ve been blessed by the minecraft gods themselves yes oh my i kid you i’ve never got this lucky in my life what no no no no no no no what how are you here mind your business mind your business

What just keep going about your day keep doing what you do get away from me go away go away i have no idea where you are i just saw your name tag briefly this stronghold is impossible i don’t know what you’re doing but you you might want to go away i’m way too

Powerful for you to fight me right now you have oh come on oh my no come on yes yes see ya come on come on activating my foolproof plan nope nope nope nope you’d have a full proof activated be prepared to take the fattest l no it’s not gonna happen it’s gonna happen

It’s over for you oh actually i’m a bit of a pickle i’m not gonna lie you played yourself it’s fine there’s one no it’s fine it’s fine i got this hey come on big boy yes yes let’s go smart mode right there hey no okay okay

Hey that’s why i smile what i’ve already i’m so bad i see you i’m coming down you’re you’re done you’re done you’re next you’re not part of the player oh my goodness i don’t care i’ve got to beat this i’ve got to beat this i’m not part

Of your plan i’m definitely part of mine how do you get to end cities you have to defeat the ender dragon first i need that armor oh my goodness that was your plan i’ve won you can’t kill me it’s impossible to clean i’m here to clean

Yeah if i beat the ender dragon that doesn’t matter if you kill me nah you won’t beat him cause i’m gonna clean you right before he dies oh not having arrows is actually a pain hey wait what the you died was that you ah whoa oh you took my your ticket

Oh come on oh no if you kill the ender dragon before me i’m out 500 that’s ridiculous all right you want to try it you want to try me i’m i’m fighting oh you’re going to last dragon breath i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying no yes that’s so dumb no no no don’t

Knock me please don’t knock me okay you had absolutely nothing okay i i did have them but come on no okay okay okay i’m fine oh my goodness come on ah no no no what i owe you a hundred dollars no no no i’m gonna beat the ender dragon you

No no no you’re not no you’re not i am i am here and i have a dream no if i have anything to do with it so i’m just choosing my way back thank you okay it’s all gone it’s all done no i’m here i’m here i’m ready i’ll tell

You what you i think okay fine as we both cheated to get here right now fair fight fair fight for 100 that 500 is off the table all right what i’m sorry we tp’d both of us here it’s unrealistic i out okay you take this and this okay

And you have to kill me okay you ready i’m ready okay oh that hurts does it now ouch yeah that you really does i’m gonna run until your region’s out i’m gonna win though i am an utter god at the game [Laughter] yes you can’t beat me You