WitchCraft SMP: The Curse | Episode 8

Feeling hypnotized intentions disguised but the baby you bring something out of me um now you’re probably wondering how I ended up here well let me tell you a little story I’m more like a long story ending with all I always amid all of these they’re all

Very cool but I figured out one called polymod which depending on what Tagalog you use literally turns you into one of the players oh hello Miss Marina hi hi oh uh you summoned me here for something oh um I’m the real one prismarine me not this impossible oh my god oh wait

Oh wait wait hold on hold your horses where are you oh how does he always know what’s happening I don’t know listen Chris Marina I promise I am the real birther me no you have different usernames so I know who’s the Imposter oh okay where are you wait give me your

Give me one let’s confuse him take off your armor WoW running tackles confuse him confuse him oh my goodness there’s three of us who’s the real one who’s the real one what says I was slain By Me Oh My struggling to make a potion what do you want I see you

Did I’m not trying to hate though I have someone else’s face it was interesting to see how quickly you two got very confused I feel exploited if I turned into Prez she’s going to know it’s not her you’re the only one that hangs around with her so you’re my only option

That that didn’t you need to shut up I’ll come down if you want to throw it at me closer you’re very cheeky I try hi hi I can do that as well just with a ring I’m so happy for you you struggling making a potion oh that’s not gonna work what do

You mean David what it’s not gonna work you know what actually we could even make it even more fun well if I got into my backpack here and grab my little vampiric puppet now when you hit me you hurt you really because I’m not getting

Hurt at all either am I it’s just you’re there we go apathy really yeah empathy you can’t keep magical I need a voodoo profit but then turns that you have a voodoo protection purpose then that was helpful so I had to go down the other route to stop you making magic things

What are you doing so for at least seven days no more magic for you what what do you mean at least no more of this type of magic there’s lots of water stuff you can still do remember reading about this hold on I remember reading about this what have you done great recurses

Friends I I’ve reached a new level of being able to summon and murder demon I haven’t unlocked them yeah that would make sense they know you can for seven days I also got a new spell okay a little bit further back oh of course are just spreading some life

Taking it for me really I think we’re gonna say things yeah right that’s what happens when you win your trial you get oh really fails yeah really the Rune Bertha gave me came in Wonderland um I had no choice well I just wanted to make sure that my

Apathy thing worked turns out dead so I’m Gonna Leave You be until you can try to figure some things out it should be difficult with no magic no bye what why I’m still waiting for him to bring Martha back and until then my loyalty will remain with you you well you switch

Sides well I have to do what is best for math he unlocked well that seems like a you problem anyway um Bertha has some business to uh attend to um to give you a little sneaky preview Bertha’s Resort is coming soon oh my excuse me what the heck my Mana is off

Nothing’s working Holy Ghost I can do that but I can’t do anything with the wand probably for good reason if you’re going to do this to your my magic is good well screaming is not going to help is it that’s because oh Mother let me get my sword out I mean you know I mean you were better now I mean start away not out oh he did it people Come on you you stay on my side you’ve been a great friend but you did Kill My One and Only Love You around your base it was your fault I will never let her out of my side again God you well I I have no I eternally you’ll regret this

Regret this after brother’s um betrayal I went AFK temporarily and came back to um well this um I was just like getting ready I woke up and I’m in here um what are this going on he must be Scott what on Earth what what do to deserve this I have been

Quite oh there’s lava oh my he’s trapped me no no no no no no no no no no no come on I I didn’t end up there all alone on Earth is going on I don’t like this to get over my never-ending Feud with that necro witch I decided to meet up with

Some good friends hello hello come outside oh sorry what happened I was kind of in the middle of something but it’s okay um this is my surprise no no your surprise is actually amazing first of all I made you some submarine Sandwiches oh that incredibly big hold on

Oh my God these are the biggest sandwiches ever yes and what’s a better gift than an experience oh no I have been working very hard because you know being a water witch I’m so lucky yeah and I wanted you to have some of the experience okay

So I made you these boots um first of all it has depth Strider so you’ll be faster in the water and sand Walker which I have no idea what that is maybe I can walk quicker on sale I have a potion of water breathing and a potion

Of night vision and they feel like I would love for us to go on a swim sure let’s go [Applause] whoa whoa this is cool right it’s it’s so nice being mean I’m in both of us uh but who you just made both of us tiny that’s okay

Try to jump on a block it’s very difficult I can go to Germania but I don’t think I can figure that out right now that’s um the size of a lantern well this has been a fun day I went swimming I became tiny yeah oh I got me I became

You hello oh hello look hello hello oh my it’s so loud oh yeah the animals are probably loud it’s okay oh and the eating too wow nice to see you nice to see you too I want to show you something I also want to give you a gift okay wait

I want to give you a gift too hold on take this baked potato hold on give me one second wait is it baked it is oh wait hold on give it back it’s the wrong one oh okay the wrong one give it back hands it over oh did you eat it that’s

Fine let me get you one thing hold on okay here it’s a different potatoes oh just a potato okay come and put that potato okay we’re gonna throw it into this pool right here oh my god oh they’ll be happy oh my God you are a gem

Thank you this is Spud uh we got starchy and Stewart hello my my guys my dudes oh it’s the gang you know are you ready for your gift I don’t know I’m a little nervous well your first gift ah I know what this is you do yeah wait no I don’t

Oh it’s different a druid band does this go on my foot it goes in your ugly it makes you a lot faster on on natural thank you and I have this I want you to test it out can I do it now yeah yeah okay I think you’d really appreciate it

Spider quick spider quick hello I got it right so fun no no trust me take your armor off I’m doing really weird oh was this supposed to happen um hello curse me no I was what what happened is this you I don’t know I don’t know

What’s going on it’s so funny I feel so weird it would look different yeah but that wasn’t you you were the potion was beautiful of course but the potion was meant to make you look um like me so because it was like really funny and

Like it makes you look like me but oh my God oh my God what nice I promised you I didn’t do this am I so beautiful um it’s okay you still love um um oh my God can you drink the potion I’ll make you into me morphs you into me

So it’s like okay you become my twin it’s very funny okay now take your arms I mean I kind of look like you but there’s just one little problem here maybe oh I feel so much better yay I look like you are you are you okay I think I’m okay that was weird

Um that was bizarre have fun with your potato everybody well I don’t know if you guys saw but butter apparently has a result now I mean you got therapy now he has a result I feel like she she keeps changing her mind and of course I bet

There’s an admission fee but let’s see what it is because I don’t know I feel like I’ve been working very hard recently so I want to see maybe I can chillax and because we have complicated relationship and I don’t want her in Scott’s side it says call 666.

Oh oh oh she’s really into the high-tech stuff okay um oh wait these flowers are so pretty okay oh we have a Way Stone that’s good that’s good that’s good welcome to about this result shaking that for desk oh oh I think I see reception okay wait this

Looks so pretty oh yeah they have like they have like oh we have a lake there’s too many lily pads though there’s too many lily pads are you able to swim freely let’s go does reception oh it’s so pretty I feel that’s suspicious that’s where’s the cat all righty okay I

Love this doll Wow real fashion oh mother oh yeah no can I just say I’m really sorry about um what what happened I know I know it wasn’t um it was an accident I swear it was an accident I have nothing against you mother babe you’re like I use q and I

Was trying to protect you by killing buff but I accidentally hit both of you so I’m really sorry I love you very much okay um so I’m checking into the resort for the first time Oh excuse me I look I look wonderful I don’t know what you’re on about I have a great I’m buff I’m beautiful I have my outfit my armor and I have everything I don’t know what your problem is you have side eyes anyway so it’s fine anyways [Applause] I don’t have 100 diamonds [Applause] oh I went all the way here if I knew there was an admission fee then maybe I would have prepared it wasn’t on the advert it’s kind of misleading Gonna Be Rich at this point gonna be very rich so I hope you use it well

That’s all that’s all what happens now hello Chris Marina Buffa Hello darling wait hold on you look different do you like my tropical outfit wow I never thought you you’d be so fashionable well of course I am darling I hope that Martha has seen to you correctly Mata has been great

Darling mirtha I love you so much yes it’s for ringing to get attention not that you like more attention yes excuse me okay uh well thank you again Martha uh she will be round in the morning for breakfast she serves it on her back oh

Do we have like a cafeteria no I just said you would be served breakfast darling in your room away from anybody else so nobody can see you so that you can’t cause more heart we value every guest of course oh oh you do no matter

How ugly they are yes so shall I show you to your room it was nothing darling I was just talking to the flowers they’re gorgeous don’t you think okay well you like changing the subject I like the the exterior I love the trees the pond but I have a suggestion go on

With the lily pads I want to be able to swim absolutely not no we have we don’t worry though we have an excellent pool and we also have the hot springs darling which I think will be much more suited to your cold bloodedness maybe maybe it

Will heat oh my God what are you what are you about anyways let me show you to your room dog you will be staying in Villa too okay it’s nice it’s quaint it’s homey I appreciate that there’s like fish on the pictures yes that is because we’re at a tropical resort

Darling it has nothing to do with you being a water which not everything is about you prismarina okay you could have just said it you could have just lied to me and made me feel comfortable that is not a liar up we go I think you are but okay

Um oh this is your roof Terrace oh can you stop getting your butt on my bench mine stop now I’m gonna need cleaning do you have cleaners here Martha does the cleaning darling on the weekend oh I hope you pay her well how about darling

It’s it’s been it’s been a long day how about you rest up if I were you I would go to sleep in the morning Martha will serve you breakfast on her back and on her back yes um good night good night sleep well thanks thanks so much good night

Guess I’ll go to sleep but that was really oh finally awake hello oh hi Martha what you doing there oh it’s breakfast time yeah um I slept well I think thank you um it’s quite a small bed so I kind of hardly fit um um oh I get I get food oh

That I thank you so much let’s see you gave me beetro seeds I don’t think I can eat those what that mom um is this like a new trend or something that you eat seeds I don’t um I’ll take them knock knock one sec oh I guess not one sec hi good

Morning yeah walk right in why don’t you I own this Villa darling how did you sleep all right nothing special I would like some better pillows because my back hurts a little bit I’m not I’m gonna I’m I’m just happy to be here um excited to see what activities I

Can get up to actually um yeah thanks for the food by the way most of it isn’t edible but I appreciate it well the food is so it’s her you need to thank not me she’s the best chef I’ve ever met my entire life wait isn’t that kind of like

A health card violation don’t even oh okay I think about abusing my darling murder like that you the way you spoke to her you’re doing what are you talking about anyway it’s time Chris Marina for your first activity of the day are you ready of course let’s go let’s go where are we

Going I would like to show you the hot springs oh this is so cozy and comfy you can relax honestly just how God does doesn’t it feel like when you’re a child and you and you would fart in the bath what I didn’t have a bath I had showers but

Wait wait hold but what fine would you like to know how we get the warmth of this Lake uh sure it’s like a dragon my dear man oh she works tirelessly she does she really does she’s currently underneath us right now gas out of her and it just warms it up it’s glorious

She’s a mastermind I tell you you know now that I now that I think about it I am good okay well we have another activity oh my god oh foreign but the lake that you just drank in oh my God it’s okay it’s not no normal Lake

Darling well I should say Pond I suppose it’s more a pond than a lake but you built it you decide I don’t know I are you feeling okay prison Marina oh my goodness why are you so small women small what is going on it’s because you drunk out of the

Magical Pond and darling you shouldn’t have done that it’s not for drinking I’m so sorry very very small it’s nothing quite cute see what you think uh not like that darling I mean adorable no I mean cute like a toy on a shell now when I was a young person I do

Remember actually seeing a very wonderful toy called Timmy you reminded me so much of him well this is the second time you’ve mentioned it I should probably watch that thing oh well streams don’t count as Lord so that’s why I repeated myself well it was fun lots and lots oh he’s

Not forever okay oh whoa um could you please tell me what how you have an enchanted leg I have an enchanted Lake darling because this is the World of Magic why are you laughing oh ah prison Marina that feels so much better um why do I look like a giant moldy hot

Dog well I wasn’t gonna say that but um uh rats I knew I knew I shouldn’t have drunk out of the water I just forgot because I was so thirsty and in distressed right well I mean Nightfall is approaching us again darling and we didn’t get around to doing everything I

Wanted to do but I think do you think yeah I’m literally nocturnally lovely I’m asleep I have so many problems I really need to fix my sleeping schedule really that’s why Bertha has birth is therapy darling so I thought you discontinued that no she’s a business Mogul darling she has many fingers in

Many pies if you know what I’m saying I don’t but let’s go oh that’s so cool it wishes oh here we have gartha hello gotha will give you any drinks that you like yes that’s right can I have a pineapple juice the lady is asking for a pineapple juice please oh of course

Darling well sadly we don’t have Pineapples uh watermelon juice of course sadly we don’t have watermelon juice that’s okay uh apple juice yeah can I have water please oh actually I have this one that I uh bought for you earlier but I forgot to give it to you

So we bought it no as in I brought it I brought it for you I didn’t buy it oh I did forget to tell you though Darling prism Marina that was the water from the lake that we went in not from the pond from the lake what’s the

Difference well the lake is is where the hot springs are that murder oh my God so if it tastes a bit eggy that’s the reason darling I got money for that darling come on your building skills are great but your hosting skills so you get you get water now

You will remain silent and enjoy your holiday I was having a thought and how would you feel about some late night entertainment I like entertainment but it depends on your definition of entertainment because your husband is probably like really screwed up and like that has something like very very much

Wrong with it so I really don’t wanna you know calm down prison Marina you don’t want me to give you more mirth award to do you no please don’t please don’t please don’t please don’t follow me oh welcome to Bertha’s entertainment darling ah here we are prismarina whoa wait is that

You yes of course Oh that’s oh my God that’s so cool things are slightly overgrown as nobody has been here for a while but just ignore that darling oh um it’s my it kind of smells like mold here Bertha yes well usually Martha does keep

On top of all of this but but since she was murdered last week I let her have the week off will you let that go I’ve already apologized follow me follow Bertha so since you’re one of our of course very very very special guests here at Bertha’s Resort oh thank you um

For entertainment we are the entertainment well times are tough darling and friends are very few so it will be us doing our own entertainment all you have to use is a little bit of imagination however okay if you need some help with that I may have something perfect for you darling that sounds

Suspicious here it is darling would you like a taste last time we tested something it didn’t end well I don’t want this if you sip this all of Your Wildest Dreams May Come True I’m good you can have it back I don’t what if I told you it’s strawberry

Flavored I love strawberry that’s fall now look prison Arena look at the audience there are thousands hi everyone here I’m so happy you could join us ah yes Chris Marina there are so many people look at the fireworks oh I saved you prison Arena I said hypnotized intentions Babe you’ve never been more sane I’ll have you dangle by my feet wow I’ve never felt so understood really nothing’s ever felt so good keep talking your eyes they mesmerized sunken by the surprise Dear Miss Rina I never thought you’d see me this way truthfully I thought it would be scary

Being by my side is necessary I have all the tips the advice I’m your guy after all the Supreme which saved my life you’ll never eat hard like the one and only Burger remember that time you can make all America yes she’s back and I’m glad not for many than you did thank

Scott he’s the reason methadone if you have the skills necessary for this life you’re naive you’ll see detrimental but I never really meant to kill about your house I apologize for my actions but to be fair you didn’t have the best reaction complicated relationship you think I am married Together maybe one day I’ll get another kiss not from you silly I’m an Eloise she’s cannotically my line we’ll have to see um what just happened but wow Chris Marina you used your imagination darling who did you get I gave you Martha speak a special potion of imagination that sounds

Sketchy um okay listen I love singing I love music and stuff but the things I was singing about it’s kind of weird it was like I was in love with you and that’s just um well those thoughts are the real prismarine no I don’t make the rules darling I

Don’t no because I’m not mertha close your ears what what listen listen you’re in love with me and it’s fine most of the witches on here love me too stop listening still you poisoned me you gave me something I altered my mental state and I ended up here

Oh you’re the one that drank it darling mirth is getting very angry and I don’t blame her mertha please you don’t need to listen to this now anything else you want to say prismarina maybe a little kid it stops up um can I go back can I

Can I go home now I’m really creeped out and I I don’t know I think it’s so sketchy like you bring me here you give me weird potions it makes me all weird and fall in love with you and then I perform to an empty crowd this is really

Weird and I want to leave oh fine prismarina you can leave I would never hold you captive here however please don’t forget to leave a tip and also please don’t forget to fill out the guest book with your positive review and don’t forget birth is always watching darling I paid 100 diamonds It was suddenly something it was unique so I appreciate that how do I get out oh oh Martha that is not how we treat the gas oh by your goat I’m leaving I don’t know I don’t care where I am I’m gonna find a way out right

Um um setting up fireworks Martha wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait can you leave a good review are you kidding me up fine goodbye