World’s FUNNIEST Animated Minecraft Movie Part 2!

This is the second half of Minecraft’s funniest animation ever Stan is prepared to slay the Ender Dragon but his chicken and pig friend don’t think he’s ready so can they do it as a team or will they just continue to cause trouble Stan and his friends what a great deal sometimes

I forget how beautiful the world is beautiful I can see our house from here I never knew there was a village that I sound like I’m sure you idiots will destroy it sooner or later Let’s Go destroy it coming in hot I call dibs on the carrot Farm I’m gonna free

All their animals I’m gonna break open their lava pit causing all the villagers homes to catch fire and burn to the ground what I can have fun too hey not very fast what’s that a poorly made another portal looks like there’s magma under it wait a second that’s Netherrack this is Obsidian

Obsidian light less calories also quicker to mine is that true okay it’s much quicker to mine all right this is creepy let’s get out of here correction and get out of here there’s more gold in here evil piglet take all of it you are you armored that portal will likely come

Back and you’re not ready true it’s gonna kill all of us how well let’s just see then shall we yes we shall oh he knows how to build it and now we’ve got a portal to the nether we can use the chicken take that mystery literally wasted your golden apple just

Oh an apple icky zombie pigman you’re the one who built this I don’t like those great we’ve released a monster from the underworld in our realm we’re not here to start any trouble I don’t believe it’s nice up here actually I’ve come to ask for your help oh why what

Exactly yeah last time we all hung out Utah stand into a lake of lava Good Times how I need you to come with me they’re they look so scared they didn’t ask any questions they just went with them what the when did this happen the nether is under new

Leadership now you’re not gonna make up oh never mind it’s like the nether in a cool new blue raspberry I kind of like it yes but it is it is much more deep wow way more angry it’s your long-lost cousin ew luckily the good looks come

From my part of the family well no harm in taking some nether port to grill up later here come on we need to get to the burstian Romney I am a big fan of not attacking non-hostile mobs just let them be like the Beatles did just chill calm down you could be friends

Bastion Remnant what gold gold I love gold it’s the one thing that won’t get old look in the chest and what do I see g-o-l-d-e-e multiple users from the Overworld have entered the nether they’ve teamed up with that zombie what an intelligent Pig they’re not coming from my gold are they

No uh no hey hey brute I appreciate you giving us these housing units to stay in boys that’s a lie there’s cracks all in the walls be grateful for your help okay Mitchell fell in a hole in the floor and died yesterday nevermind originally has to submit a maintenance requesting

Office yeah dude he can’t he’s dead now so it’s fine I guess all right hoglet as Hostile Mobs it’s all duty to protect the nether totally get ready for a battle but he seems chill right all right the best year that’s just over there guys visiting or break him pretty crazy

Place the nether I’ve lived here a long time how old are you just getting it was added last update look sorry if you could just focus on getting us there oh my God you’re like trying to have a conversation yep definitely fine it’s not thinking smart right now if

You’re in a hostile environment be nice even if you don’t like this guy I mean look at a smile kind of handsome needless to say I keep her check crashed at my place baby you’re a wreck wow all right let’s get talented a clear view of how this place

Is laid out how are you gonna get up there oh they did it God the zombie pig man we don’t want to hurt you with the sword it says there’s some crazy stuff in this chest Magma Cream Blackstone crying obsidian so I’m just going through all that right now okay

Okay okay he’s in the treasure room What what yeah sorry the fruit so this is it huh why don’t you come down here so I can snatch that gold off your dead body will be open to a non-violent trait we’ve got netherite it’s strong and super uncommon in the Overworld he’s my favorite too much Crimson fungus what

Happened to you you have to be so hostile oh I can’t go on hold on moment of silence for the pig I don’t even remember his name but he meant a lot to me Up there Big fast losers is that a toothbrush oh it’s about you know we actually could go for a quick power nap don’t do it oh no you know what you guys enjoy it down here portal to the Overworld and mine the Gold myself no wait hold on if he’s a hostile mob isn’t

He supposed to burn in the Sun we’re not dude calm down you know what I might be doing something wrong here you’re a little lazy he destroyed the portal great now we’re stuck down here forever yep hey I can still get my nether portal there were some golden carrots maybe

They can heal them uh pork chop did you eat all the golden carrots to me when I do when I do hug him to to life bring him back oh this is the Overworld huh I wonder where all the gold is hello gold oh he deserved it don’t move pig face what

The heck I’ve never seen a mob like that before oh they’re bullying him wait I’m a hostile mom like you guys I don’t promote but this guy is really nice boy we hostile mobs are led by evil alone hey that’s cool and all but what you Overworld mobs really need

All right let’s hear it what is this Rhythm it’s controlling me I can feel it in my bones everybody who learned it here Hostile Mobs Can Dance Don’t help him he’s brainwashing you wow that is gorgeous wow all right never mind all right new plan I use that crying obsidian to build a new portal and then I go to beat that stupid thing having an emotional thing you can make a portal out of crying

Obsidian I don’t think so either I have some good news yeah it’s not pretty but I was able to break back the Hog on it except now he’s a zoglin oh oh he’s not nice anymore God I’m glad he’s back it feels good to rule the Overworld the other one I went

All to my mind controlling big step music how are my chemical weapons coming along oh no zombies making them now just gotta throw in a rabbit’s foot no the fish all right oh how is it drink it little zombie gonna die oh excuse me big Lord You’ve assembled a great Army here

But we haven’t seen any sign of the Steve the pig or the chicken they’ll be back little zombie you’re in charge of searching for Steve’s bed destroy it so he can’t respond little zombie is on it wait okay did little zombie pretend he died to make the

Piglet happy but now he’s back to life I think that he was faking it all right we need to figure out a way to get back to the Overworld might be to kill Stan and have him respond that’s a good plan I like that hey how’s that going to help

You chicken huh by the way I love chickens he’s just grumpy he’s so happy oh that didn’t work I don’t think did it attention my blocky Brethren all good things must come to an end I think my XP levels at like 12 so that’s a record

I’ll leave you alone my belongings so as to not have them engulfed in lava smart what a true friend well actually this is kind of high up maybe I’ll slowly give the lava a little lower down you’re gonna see you on the other side oh wow that was wrong fell fast probably

Heavy from all that golden armor you should have taken that off dang it yeah he shut up my bed must have been destroyed something tells me that Mansion belongs to that piglet brute you would be correct it’s me Stan look buddy I don’t know you you got some seeds oh no

Any time one of his buddies dies he just grabs another chicken or a pig and pretends it’s his friend maybe a mom maybe this is the OG maybe this is the real chicken but I think he literally just got another chicken and made him part of his group and what a gorgeous

Day in the biome beautiful as I call it our buy home check it out a skeleton survived this night he’s just chilling in that pond let’s take him home and study him for science is he he’s alive no ouch let him burn oh wait please go

Down and mine in the caves what no we gotta explore we need to make another job I make another portal in a cave well we’re gonna need to find a stronghold too it will be in a cage true well go down in your stupid cave still they’re actually doing something productive right now

All right we’re in the cave time to start exploring you brought the stick to make torches so excited not a problem we could just dig straight down and pray you don’t land in lava I don’t think this is gonna be down here very long are we whoa oh God baby zombie Fighter box

Release your baby terrible zombie parents wooden sword oh okay if you love chickens too you can get Chuckles on bremerchandfiremerch.com he is adorable and smells like strawberries he can be your Craig all right boys we found just in time too my iron pickaxe is on its last leg how are you getting

Stone so we can cover up this lava and build over there I can’t mine the diamond for the stone pickaxe but we can dig a nice tunnel out so that would be fantastic if you had brought any sticks oh man why didn’t I grab wood dang it that’s what you get

For punching me all the time all right I get it I promise you won’t eat us I have a feeling we’ll find some cave cows eventually oh Stan doesn’t know that you want turned into chicken parmesan I suppose the only thing that doesn’t punch our

Way up my bare hands will be a bloody mess after this I just want to make sure our house is safe skeleton parties we’ll make yourself dude he’s gonna explode yep I knew it rip stand wake up five more minutes pretty sure this villager wants his bed

Back oh they didn’t make a new house man I don’t even remember arriving at this Savannah Village it’s so exotic how can you believe their beds are orange they had all this weird stuff in their chest like an acacia sampling and grass where’s all the good stuff

Be respectful of our culture we are different than your kind we wear these silly hats the villains almost exclusively and playing with these poo colored banners we love melons you know I could go for some melons they’re right there take them perfect slice you know One Thing That Remains the Same even in

This weird backward Society is the Iron Golem yep oh prepare to become a bucket wait bro you’ll never reach me all the way up here please play some melons in my mouth I think anybody in this Village likes us no I don’t even I’m sorry Steve or Stan

Or whatever your name is yeah we’re going to have to ask you to leave oh uh he said it politely understand I guess hey would you mind helping me put my boat in the water I suppose like a dude no please be gone wait a minute you’ve

Been kidnapped oh just let me get two he can hop out just shift right with our newly acquired hostage we’ll have enough emeralds to buy anything our hearts desire I was wondering why they took a pre-farm labor a boy this guy’s a pro how sick would it be if Minecraft

Created emerald armor and swords I feel like they would be so aesthetically pleasing farmer he’ll make our place so legit excuse me you do not know what my occupation was back in my channel well what was it Relax it’ll be a nice prison hole no it’s getting dark we should sleep that’s crazy slow guy around I’m only okay okay just sit tight through the night you see any mobs don’t try to fight I’m gonna name him Charlie and I am on Charlie’s side he was taken from

His village all he wants to do is eat melons leave him be okay and I’m a vegetarian in Minecraft so I am really excited to use a farmer so he’s not gonna eat pork chop and morning comes we shall see you in time and that concludes

My hostage rhyme good good one he’s not gonna stay there did they tie him to the boat seriously you can leave right that was so addicted oh you know what I love most about survival we get to explore all sorts of different biomes true look at this luscious forest and a lava pit

Hey watch this Why did you do it that way I can’t do this Sam was not the man what the heck it’s an island of crap there’s no trees where’s the cows mushrooms I brought some Oak saplings uh those are just seeds give me those damn this is our wood now helping craft some

Fungus sticks what are we supposed to eat there’s no animals in this bio pork chop in the furnace no sounds like there’s a cow behind us don’t kill me oh my God it’s a mushroom cow so cute oh my gosh there’s a ton of them kind of cute oh my little Mooshroom okay

We came we saw the freaks let’s dip wait a second this is an island free of mobs we’re living here now it’s just all we’re gonna make our house out of good idea oh oh it’s mushroom stew oh sick it’s actually pretty good yeah it’s good

But will it be enough to sustain us we get hungry like every five minutes what if we use these shears to clip some of the mushrooms off no that’s still mushroom count just gonna give you a little you’re gonna hurt it this is really happy all these cows just

Have severe fungal infections hmm does that act so that’s cure all of them yes save them three sleepless nights later well three full days with no sleep every cow on the island there were only twelve honestly I don’t think we could have survived all those nights at a regular

Biome luckily no mobs can spawn here fungus Island we are the rulers of the night uh-oh oh God good for nothing they’re one of the worst mobs something about these Tall Tree Forest Sparks a sense of adventure you gotta be careful an enemy could be hiding behind any one of these

Trees ah my arch nemesis we meet again I don’t like that I can’t see through these trees and we’ve already passed like three foxes wait a second do foxes eat chickens in Minecraft I feel like I need a Minecraft 101 right now there are facts I don’t know and I think I should

Campfire over there beautiful hello friendly villagers they don’t look so friendly rude part of you well let’s just continue adventures in the woods and cozy so what you just want to live here no way dude holy oh it’s building like this oh okay so there’s one piece of pumpkin pie hold on

I’ll trade with this guy I will offer you bread for six emeralds six and I’m really bad right out of your chest for free see it’s lame here hold on it is let me take a pumpkin so you’re a villager now huh that’s an unemployed villager I might add you need

A bigger opening for Fletcher just opened up since I killed him oof why did you kill Fletcher hmm well that was a long day of work scoot over Farmer Joe he’s not being very nice to the villagers watch me sleepy a weirdo you’re in his house good idea time to

Start the day maybe they think Stan is their leader because he’s in those clubs more than Fletch and he’s grumpy what’s going on the village hates you what do you think oh man I thought this could be a cool place to camp out and pass the days I didn’t steal anything I

Didn’t destroy any houses maybe you forgot you killed that one villager time for a formal apology Fletcher R.I.P well they’ve enjoyed my time here but it reminds us all good things must come to an end it is an inevitable part of the cycle of existence All Things Must

Conclude take the analogy of the tree that grows in this forest with all its glorious branches and leaves one day it too will pass on its Legacy through the seeds it drops to the ground and as the wind carries these seeds throughout wherever they may move a new life will

Begin for each and every one of them they stand at a monument to the one that came before well Stan geez what was in that pumpkin pie oh that’s good moving just to make sure we really can never come back closure all right they have a house and he has a

Diamond armor get it Stan woke them at least it was the pig not the chicken good morning friends you were up pretty late last night weren’t you what oh yeah just doing some late night Landscaping cutting the grass with your diamond sword and a full set of armor huh yup

You know it’s okay let’s go explore he’s trying to keep a secret everything is going on with Stan didn’t ask don’t care ask his friends it’s our responsibility to figure out what it is not gonna help well if you’re not his friend that just means you’re using him

To live inside of this nice house oh nice house this place is a dump look there’s just one random block of dirt in the middle of the room grass dirt wait a second that dirt block wasn’t there before he buried something I’m just gonna break it and replace it with a

Grasp there’s a mob under there oh my God what’s going on here okay that’s kind of weird what’s he hiding stand Drew we know you’ve been standing out at night we we know you’re hiding something and whatever it is is most likely inside this chest I can only hope it’s not

Uncomfortable okay I can explain you don’t need to open the chest let’s tear this family apart what the feather quartz you’ve got some explaining to do buddy I don’t know what to do with nether chords but literally the chicken just said let’s tear this family apart

Wow that was deep and I don’t want you to tear this family apart please click that subscribe button and join my family let’s see well I don’t really know what another quartz is used for I don’t know that will you guys just relax the truth

Is I’ve been trying to get my XP up staying out late slaying mobs and going into The Nether mining reports oh well you could told us that right pork chop thought you were some evil psycho with a dark secret I think the chicken thought I’m just getting my levels up Craig

Now we can carry on with our day wait what the heck is that whoa oh yeah the project I’ve been working on Stan is the man ever ever denied that structure what’s in there that’s it what is that evil psycho seriously check it out

Probably mob so he gets his XP oh my God I can’t believe you kind of secret s jump down there and give him a piece don’t do it bad idea I don’t like seeing him sit like that over 30. not to go in that structure well he did congratulations

Psychopathic genius XP farmer you win okay don’t get me out of here help him yeah gotta learn your lesson what are you gonna do Actually you might change my mind please please okay that sheep has the most voluptuous lips I have ever seen what is your secret girl I thought you hated sheep with a passion I do I do I figure if I lure them into this pen why would you

Hate it won’t be able to annoy me and I can do this how do you chill please don’t throw my unborn children at sheep’s death I stepped on my grass wow dude they have to survive yep and once I feed them a bit more weight one for you

Yeah one for you here you are there’s gonna be way more babies we’ll never have to look for food again I want to feed one sorry bud putting our last piece of wheat in the ground to make more without it we can’t control them but that one looks hungry dude what

You do everything Stan says you’re another Cog in the machine honestly don’t follow us we’ll hop in that pen right there save them let them out all right now it’s getting dark and we need to sleep it’s been I don’t know how you’re gonna sleep with that witch on the Roof oh

That laugh on my roof oh no solid killed before bed he’s poisoned sleep good right pork chop did you feed that sheep what no uh of course not it’s like we’re about to have bigger problems okay okay just don’t let him blow up the fence over here Mr creeper come on yeah

He doesn’t have told me there was another creeper behind me I’m sorry sir but we’re going to have to kindly ask you to leave no not near the fence there’s also live sheep over there let’s worry about the fence oh yeah only a secret finally I am free I can’t wait to

Explore the world and that one speaks Jeff that’s so cool you’ve flooded my living space with dozens of annoying sheeps it’s sheep is the plural it’s still sunny outside gold armor so piglens don’t kill me check diamond swords [ __ ] why in the world would we go back

To the nether true the worst I for one I’m excited to see my hoggling friends we’re blind traveling and we build a portal in the nether we can spawn in all sorts of different biomes and unexplored parts of the Overworld that sounds like a great way to get stranded thousands of

Blocks from home you guys do it it’s not really smart the chickens are climbing to the top of this mountain range why there’s not really much what are you doing I don’t know what I’m gonna do for food all right no stand wait let’s don’t stand that’s

Craig oh that’s right I’m a chicken no fall damage yeah you can fly kind of okay let’s see what destination lies ahead I hope it’s a vessel full of gold every time I try and mine some here the piglets just shoot at me see you should all be friends you’re

Kind of a pig they’re kind of a pig oh a swamp biome all right the worst oh he’s still going up the mountain another exploration in the Extreme Hills what’s your place What brings a chicken like yourself all the way up to the extreme Hills is it chicken technically a bird it it is right see I’m asking because some animals aren’t like you know like a dolphin is a mammal not a fish okay right should we spit or Stomp Them wait

Wait don’t do either as a token of friendship I think you can win us over with a raggedy carpet I don’t know he’s styling a part of the gang now chicken boy yeah is he in love with the Llama the salt biomes are some ice don’t worry once I

Build this portal we’ll be in an exciting new location uh maybe oh or back at our spawn point respawn time man it’s great not having to use my chicken legs to get around he does have to oh great look who’s back you’ll see about to go into The Nether with no

Armor yeah he does stuff like that all right this time I am staying out of the basalt biomes agreed my legs are too stuffy for piggy parkour using your own legs is overrated where the heck have you been in the mountains with my llama friends that’s my lifestyle now

Why did you do that That’s not little mermaid is it Lion King wrong movie often I need a ride Chop Chop this is an Uber it looks so weird did he say you need an Uber hold on I have to go back did he just call the dolphin who’s Uber hey dolphin

I need a ride Chop Chop this is an uber I mean I would take a dolphin Uber I won’t lie it’d be pretty cool you know exploring is great but great exploring is great exploring is great but we pretty much checked out everything around us does

This mean we get to stop running around like idiots stuffing our faces with bread every 10 seconds yeah well it’s a good way to burn off carbs as you’re eating them okay I know it’s kind of cheating but I’m gonna sign into creative mode and try something Just get all the materials you need Oh boy it’s a jungle let’s make sure to never go over there because jungles are annoying and impossible to escape from I think I’ll release our Iron Golem When Pigs Fly a pig is flying look look at Pig’s flying should we should we release him now I’d still prefer not no

All right back to survival you went into creative and didn’t even come back with any cool items or maybe I did bring something back what was that it’s a wolf bags idiot there’s a ton of horses running around but a saddle is one of the few items

Horrible I know for a fact we have a saddle in our chest at home yeah it’s a lot of chips crafting table is rare items the one next to its everyday resources the third one is wood this Chestnut food will be in charge of this one this is just 54 stacks of gravel

Don’t gotta travel when we got the gravel but Ryan made literally zero sense that was a bad one here it is fighting the saddle is just half the battle please shut up he’s into Rhymes right now I thought it was so cute say hello to my new horse friend his name is Jello

Pudding hello say the whole thing putting Hood in Pudding so now what we’re just gonna walk around no slow while you zoom around on Jello pudding yeah exactly Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now I love yellow oh stupid trees just gotta punch him why did the horses hold on

Be able to get by that tree now Jello he didn’t explode did he he could have ran so uh we’re really gonna enter this Bastion huh yeah this is a great place to train great idea and a great place to be killed just imagine how many piglets are inside how many times did they

Respond you wear this and you wear this I’ll put on that looks good golden leggings fashionable before we go in oh look at his little leggings we’re gonna get murdered yeah that’s not a good idea you triggered them I think internally conflicted one pork chop should not eat that too do they actually make bacon y’all I’m having so many Minecraft questions because of this animation it’s not gonna be that easy I just don’t think it will that’s right right over here come on he’s baiting

Them did we get anything good there you go ring don’t be shy my friend hop in that hole and out oh yeah doing what they love snorting loudly in a hole looks like you’ve got a potion and some pearls that’s pretty good delicious potion yummy stand back

Since we’re in the nether we might as well look for another Fortress in fact you wasted it did he just teleport just saved it oh God for this seriously dude if you had kept that in your inventory you could have teleported We’ve got all day to go through their chest Oh I thought you were all dead fine no they’re not crazy I’m not hanging out in this death’s rap any longer I don’t blame him oh I’ve been chosen to be a zombie pigman look at that cute little guy nope sorry this

Adventure’s over I love it oh oh geez that was dark all right that was messed up build up hey what do you think you’re doing oh okay as long as I land in the lava with my fire reds I’ll be okay to the rescue yeah superhero oh what are you doing

We need more stuff maybe we set up a couple Animal Farms we’d have enough resources to actually get things done around here instead of wandering around all the time looking for things to use are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting if what you think I’m suggesting is four small pens containing

More animals then we can count all of them crammed into an inhuman living space yes like doing Farms just build a farm eat some hay and you’ll be fine such is the nature of anthropomorphic animal friends existing hierarchy structures remain the same everybody I I don’t like a sand anymore how are we

Gonna round up that many animals anyways I mean look around it’s not like there’s money here okay we can just they’re literally like I know something’s coming where is it it’s Stan breathe them until we have enough we’ll try not to go overboard then we still want to make

Sure that the animals have a good quality of life think about their quality of life what about ours what was that oh I’m sure they’re enjoying this just as much as we are let them go gotta move this form nonsense 12 a.m first night oh they do not look like they’re doing

So well it’s so loud fine it’ll all work out you look horrible that’s so sad the tenth night yo like I’m actually not kidding that bothers me I’m not even being funny like legit I hate it we need to move We’ve had all this crap that you’d actually start doing stuff besides getting us into trouble all the time that was before I realized how useless all of this was what am I supposed to do with 1 000 eggs Yum Cake is great what a beautiful day for a walk okay

Nowhere else to go that’s the spirit what about over there there’s bound to be treasure in that thing you are not who are you planning to get the treasure though easy I’ll just take him up with my Superior PVP skills guys you gotta like this video to help

Sam what all these spawns or we could just get new stuff we barely had anything on us no there’s the principle of the thing we’re getting back my stuff if we have to die trying it’s a horrible idea I want them to get my stuff what about

This thing a little more we use this piece what is a sled and slide right past it it’s a shield idiot just deflect the arrows oh he can’t I guess that could work too is that a train for this oh what attempt is this like 25 okay we can

Deal with those guys on the way hopefully they forget we’re even here run run this is just a bunch of junk it’s not complete junk look oh Guys that Iron Golem sounds exactly like crunk from The Emperor’s New Groove I don’t know if you’ve seen it but they are literally voice Twins and we can get you safely out of here save them we got a new weapon no don’t travel with that thing don’t worry I won’t be necessary yes Another wonderful day in our wonderful biome what do you guys want to do next I feel like they always get positive really negative die and then they respawn and they’re happy again there’s like a never-ending cycle here unless you’re Craig and he’s always upset oh there’s a cool cave hey there’s

Another cool cave I don’t trust those caves well I can tell what pork chop wants to do have you fed your animals they’ve just been starving in that overcrowded past I agree set all of the animals free it’s an animal land arcade wait a sec I don’t remember catching any llamas Using it yeah exactly finally they’re gone those idiots will never defeat the Dragon just gonna stock up on food sorry buddy all right off we go poor guys he literally left the food forgot the meat bro all right here’s a nice looking Village they still got their Halloween

Decorations and look I could just grab some Cobblestone from this blacksmith not a good idea I don’t think uh you know Dan that’s gonna be a problem should have thought it through you’re literally burning the village red more bread okay it’s not gonna be good for my

Low carb diet that’s okay you need something oh my God it’s a zombie villager he’s trapped in a spider web here it was tough now huh she’s kicking his head I feel kind of bad for this video who knows what happened here in the past we should restore it and make

It shiny and brand new I don’t know it seems like a lot of work you can do what you want but I should probably keep kicking this zombie but no you shouldn’t oh they’re cleaning up the village because they’re so nice this ticket is eventually gonna kill the Villager just

Kicking his head all right it looks pretty good we’re just not gonna put out the fire you started now we just gotta wait until the villagers literally back to their beautiful to burn what are you thinking hey welcome back Mr zombie oh another beautiful day in the village

Um I don’t remember everything being on fire he never put out the fire doubt this is the work of the evil Arch illager and his minions oh this Village needs a hero oh we’re not gonna have to run around a whole bunches don’t worry villagers I’ll save you save

Them wait what the I can’t even get outside are you in there oh man I wanted to loot their stuff well you know what it’s already burning down daytime what okay I guess let’s go that way how’d that happen this is where your journey ends human now turn around oh wow terrifying

What the what for it is is this a real creature in Minecraft because if it’s not make this this is so cool I’m not gonna lie he can be like a tooth fairy or something I’m sorry who the odd Solitaire you know all powerful corrupt leader of the land

Yeah what makes you so special for I possess the orb of dominance once outcasted by my people for my white skull I yeah hold on can we talk about that thing for a sec like how do you even get through doorways and are you like a baby that’s weird

Oh it’s what you get for making fun of him honestly why’d you stop I don’t know just thought maybe you’d slay us real quick oh nice work what that’s weird firework arrows right nice enough Flyers already okay literally the fires are not burning anything down slightly it’s like a camp

Here just outside of town you were too late to save The Villages bro who is this voice it sounds like Lord of the Rings or like Hunger Games or something but don’t fret they still awake arrival He wants to fight no there’s a nice mansion right yeah go in there I’m going inside not a bad idea anyone in here I don’t think well it’s ours now whoa check out this chest it’s gonna open it cool inside open it it’s a fishing rod Our Heroes returned to their Camp

Outside to Brave the night what no we’re staying here whose voice is that the voice literally just told them they were leaving the house It’s gotta be her house and she just kicked him out I guess we’re just homeless bums bro that was unnecessary did you really

Drag us out to the creeper Woods in the middle of the night I need to free the villagers being held captive what is this oh the show off my new threads geez look how many zombies there are what are you scared of the zombies get a helmet excuse me coming through pardon where’d

The helmet go you need it there’s one of the villagers let’s free him I’m sitting in that wooden box can he not just get out they’re heavily guarded look at all those skeletons we’re going to have to sneak really loud no oh god dude they were trying to save

You I don’t know if you knew this but you’ve had a huge block of TNT floating over your head for about 25 minutes [Applause] thank you Brave Heroes that’s not a thing though fight along your side with honor so sweet oh boy emeralds ow did you just headbutt me yeah dude

Can we just free the last few villagers and get out of here do it oh God another video your days of causing pain are over skeleton your face oh no oh the sticky whip of emotion spiders well like all insects they’re actually helpful to our ecosystem no just let them live and move

On wait sorry I’m not a villager hey mobs catch up oh man what a nice night you know I’m glad I came out for a walk in fresh air this is a new beginning Michael there have been so many animal moments in this video that have made me sad

Moment of silence for the Sheep he was talking to Michael doing great and then curse bloated all right the last few villagers should be right up here what the pork chop yep yep read the villagers why that one oh yeah he didn’t want to get near that

One the eye patch I don’t know I thought maybe you didn’t touch me or something well what we’re out of TNT I don’t think there’s any way we’re getting through there alive yeah you’re just gonna drink this you guys have a good time I’ll see ya He’s got the chicken he’s defeating the villains that’s you that’s what you sound like all the time rude we need to destroy all the brood these witches are making oh I hate witches heads up baby zombie Angry zombie oh pork I’m as confused as you are that’s

Weird all right be on the lookout for witch’s brew or anything hunted him like a football we haven’t found any we haven’t found any all we ever do is run through slashing at mobs maybe it’s time we stop and smell the mushrooms can you eat them I’ve never seen a purple

Mushroom before I’m keeping this poisonous oh uh give it back Betsy is not happy we’re gonna have a lot more to clean up in a minute goodbye slime say hello to my poison blades at least they give you something right I seem to be creating more enemies Stronger than he looks way to go Craig there should be one more cauldron we need to destroy you’re terrible at throwing things you know also guys did he have blue spots on his shirt before or are those new like I feel like he’s like making a fashion statement and he’s just he’s like

Totally giving fashion right now you get out of my dungeon this is your dungeon well no don’t but I don’t hang out in here a lot okay now let’s see hey that must be the final cauldron oh finally I can tell you something that won’t hit me back maybe oh God I’m gonna

Need a miracle to destroy this cauldron those are pretty maybe this mushroom will heal me you have a specific potion for healing idiots We did it we destroyed The Cauldron right we can get why did they want to destroy the cauldron like didn’t he want to brew some potions first I don’t think he did and also I paused at a really bad time because Craig does not know he’s about to be attacked oh

Or just like a horse he likes kicking the baby zombies we made it the pumpkin past pumpkin pastures this ruin was once a lush land of farming and agriculture only one Village in this universe remains on spoiled you must warn the villagers there of the battle to come

She’s right this place is devastating it looks like Halloween they burnt my home My Wife and Kids to make pumpkin spice lattes that does sound good right about now we’ve gotta get to the final Village to ring the bell to warn the villagers ring a bell what is this 2006 no no I’m

Just gonna post a tweet skeletons five o’clock I don’t think they have cell phones here over there let’s slowly walk that way to see what’s going on nothing my Venom Glade can’t handle yeah That’s a cute little Monument no what what does it do it kind of looks like Preston am I right I I kind of think this is maybe where Preston got the inspiration for his Minecraft skin right here does this look like a library to you there’s the drawbridge the hell it

Should be just on the other side they really need to lower that bridge so I can jump off of it guys the boys said to save the village and warned them about what was to come and he just literally came in and killed everyone can we talk about that really fast

Oh God indicators that would be a problem kit to feed them He did it so easily Hey that’s the Bell what was the pumpkin thing about CrossFit that makes no sense don’t worry villagers once I ring this bell all of your problems will be what oh God they’re closing on us their book no this isn’t a library remember I’ll handle it wow that was some sort of deadly Soul

Sneeze deadly Soul sneeze just in case they didn’t hear it it’ll blow my windhorn it reminds me of Tarzan you know that song it’s a banger if you haven’t heard it just say it it’s Times Like These I’m glad I don’t have ears you did it if you don’t have ears how do

You respond to anything and how do you hear us check in he’s confused bravery and Swift action means the villagers will live to die on another day what I guess no they don’t know they’re gonna die at a later time the villagers will be brutally murdered tortured for information

Oh boy the Redstone mines this is like our first what is this wolf helmet I don’t like it we’re one step closer to be our children oh steal the orb of dominoes dude think of all the pizza oh great I really want pizza right now thank you pork chop I appreciate it it’s

A free more villagers here you go you’re free thank you Heroes but I’m actually just working here to pay off my student loans how about you farming down here if you can keep a secret we cannot there’s rumors the arch eliger is building something Dreadful oh my God

Apparently don’t reveal a secret ever if you’re in the nether or you will be ixnate hold on to your emeralds boys we’re in for a long night oh that reminds me need you to hold on to our emeralds and stuff you’re our own personal piggy bank

Where did I put my fishing rod aha think fast creeper um that was a horrible idea something tells me we’re not gonna make it out of here we’ve escaped death countless times it’s gonna take something pretty tough to take us down stupid Minecraft heads up

When you stub your toe oh God my bones a bear trap no all right I think this is the way out oh oh there’s an earthquake happening kind of cool told you we should have gone the cacti Canyon first just gonna hide in here and I hope I’m

Not pressed to death when he steps on you white positivity let me just aha my boots of swiftness oh we can Sprint to our death even faster boy Rapid Fire get him get him get him it’s doing nothing oh I guess it was just a bunch of emeralds we did it hey

You defeated them villagers are building something Dreadful in these mines it’s safe to come out now let’s keep moving forward we’ve still got a lot of time guys just gonna put these emeralds in here come on oh the piggy bank is tired oh all right guys the desert Temple’s

Got to be around here somewhere remind me why we need to find the stupid Temple of the Undead yeah just how I like my zombies nice and slow nice and deserty oh he’s strong this one’s a tough one it’s like a cactus you never have to

Water it and it still stays alive that’s why these guys are tough you never have to water them and they still stay alive I’m the Gingerbread Man uh [ __ ] Boomers man run whoa check it out it’s a beacon I wonder how we activate it you press a Stan I wonder

Thank you sorry Mr Cow but I need health and I don’t want to waste a cooldown with my potion I understand have your way with me Apple cow I think it’s pretty obvious that was an apple cow yes an apple cat you did it he didn’t pick up the Apple

He’s done this numerous times he has killed animals and then left them on the ground come on man Open this gate uh judging by what’s on the other side of that thing you don’t want to go I just want to keep that gate close I agree the golden King

He’s so cute what what do you say about the key did he say something hurtful about the key let’s name him Goldilocks since he’s Golf and he opens locks I love that you guys just don’t know good humor correct come on that’s cute hey good to see you goodbye you know I’m

Not sure how much longer there’s killings defeating everything oh man so impressed his XP farm did end up helping him that’s all I’m saying tooth fairy god of my deadliest mobs well you just warned me man I can’t believe it I’m part of the group oh he’s happy what is he doing

Be nice to Stan well that was helpful I really expected that to be a bit more climatic anyway a taxi what we could have flown away our Temple who knows that the treasures Will Wait us inside they’re gonna explode it I’m gonna miss the warm breeze palm

Trees even the cactuses that is a creeper that’s a creeper oh all right stay on high alert wandering this Temple oh what do you know is this in the description directly in our path that’s right and you’ll never destroy the enchanted staff or the name of this one hey uh should this guy

Be giving away all this information plus one yes powerful ruler of a nameless Kingdom good luck getting to the secret tomb where he can be found he will okay I’m just gonna go over here and pretend I’m not hearing this the tomb’s got to be this way Sam looks cool right

Whoa that was too much for my eyes to take I need a moment even Craig looks sad which is saying a lot check it out sliced ham never mind he’s gonna make fun of it wow what could possibly go wrong never dare to die again you Undead get them dead people attract you

Oh check it out Grim armor um isn’t that kind of disrespectful you know wearing a corpse like that oh who probably said a skeleton probably smells bad who’s wearing Kevin dude Kevin he’s gone let him go let it go all right we made it to the two let’s loot some ancient caskets

He’s sleeping I’m gonna wake him up what are those other skeletons doing just watching him sleep creepy much that’s so creepy at the hands of the nameless one ah so you’re the nameless one let’s name him Larry what no he needs a name here for the most intense Battle of your lives

I’ll move to the left and shoot my arrows he’s got this whoa he dropped his staff he teleported he teleported what if you want to use it you gotta just escape the temple hey those guys are trying to escape the temple yeah this one is for Kevin

Wait stand I’m not supposed to remember generation we might need it oh man look how cute that thing is of course Hey it ruined the moment oh the snowy mountains stick out your tongue and catch some snowflakes I bet they’re cold yeah that’s not snow it’s Ash it’s idiots we’re at fiery forged it looks like snow this is where the artilliger builds his weapons of destruction oh that explains why it’s

Filled to the T with Scala doors hey it’s those guys who’ve murdered hundreds of our family members hey it’s like a cool little house in here in fact it’s safer right what no dude come on we gotta make it to the core you’re not my real dad where did he get

Oh I don’t mind those skeletons and vindicators but what I really hate are redstone gollums well there he is oh God there’s one behind me isn’t there you summoned him did you backhand me yeah everywhere off screen good thing these arrows aim themselves oh that’s why he’s doing so good that’s okay Not that way I don’t think God don’t look now but there’s a giant Red Zone monstrosity behind you yeah monstrosity oh that’s literally what you’re called You’re a redstone monstrosity Hey Siri do redstone monstrosities belong in Minecraft oh they are real I I’ve never heard of them until now um so long as my totem of shielding oh you dropped it Stan used every single artifact that day the corrupted Beacon is this can you shoot a firework at someone like

That because if you can that is absolutely brilliant and where did he get a stinky shoe an unlockable DLC weapon available in the game through micro transactions interesting Revolution actually was killed though it was not by the doings of our hero he slammed the ground so hard oh that he

Fell into himself scorching the lava way to go guys defeated him the arch illegal will just love this party we are throwing for him allow me to tenderize that meat for you no this is what I call he has an Iron Man or Captain America or some

Somebody’s Hammer this is what I call crashing a party oh yeah hey George get them get them the word as I thought I would so buff and armored up you can barely walk oh this place is filled with Mobs loser mobs look at these basic zombies and non-threatening skeletons I mean

They’re not even allowed inside like some homeless bumps that’s messed up you’re not losers loser no they’re not guys hey there’s a chest what could be inside Broad and arrows like always hey that’s helpful all right maybe Soldier should be in here The tooth fairy unfortunate What are you doing oh I thought maybe I could just kill you no it hasn’t attacked so far not how this works he’s like not a hostile mom but he has hostility in his voice I don’t think you should kill him you you fight my mobs I run away

Well that doesn’t work we’ll have to defeat him another time no we’re following it the arch illeger’s reign of terror Ends Tonight teleporting how do you know where to go who knows where he ran off exactly so right on top of that Tower he’s tinier this game oh he’s not nevermind

You found all my rooms and finally tracked me down actually I don’t think we found any runes he did it to use my ultimate weapons oh well if his head was just a little less wide he would have survived that one shot that was actually pretty easy oh my God

What the heck is this it’s an Enderman monster the bread this better be good for something the Enderman have a gluten allergy you heard it here folks they’re allergic to bread hey you know what what is that evil Our Heroes had died they had defeated the arch Elijah and vanquished

All evil good job never mind dude you heard him it wasn’t evil anymore it doesn’t have to be evil I still don’t like him Stan I am disappointed in you