WORLD’S SMARTEST MINECRAFT MAP?!

Ceri do you know what minecraft is this is about you not me what what is minecraft Siri okay I found this it’s no bad it’s not bad Siri there’s the Wikipedia page for Minecraft I’m kind of impressed do you know what video we’re recording today Siri this is

About you not me yeah you just said that okay so sassy I need to record a video now goodbyes theory it just opens my camera you can do that very fine fine be like that so now I wasn’t just having a random conversation with Siri that kinda has something to do with

Today is it video because today we are going to be pretty much talking with something like Siri inside minecraft this could possibly be the smartest minecraft map you have ever seen because we are going to be talking to Albert’s who’s Albert’s he is a chat bot and this

Is his face look at him does he remind you of someone yeah I thought so too so Albert is basically a chat bot where you can literally say anything to him and he’ll try and respond back to you so it’s kind of like a really smart artificial intelligence but like Siri the answers

Can sometimes be really random or not make sense so let’s do this into this way yo you’re look at these doors that’s really cool and here he is look at him Albert’s receiving his brain space through this tiny little end rods straight through the tip of the end rod

Right into his noggin there he is kind of change guys yo that’s crazy and his memories up there look it literally goes from there up that way kind of down this tube and into his brain that’s pretty impressive right let’s have a conversation oh he’s saying hello so basically we use

This board right here to talk to him so we type a message and then we click say and then hopefully he’ll reply to us but let’s see how this goes H I X I’m a schmuck hi hi how are you doing oh hey man how are you doing now

Oh that’s cool I’m great thanks let’s see if I need to put the apostrophe on there or not right say I’m great thanks yes okay let’s ask how he is how are you how are you Alberto I didn’t put a question mark does it matter it doesn’t matter he

Threw it all right Albert aji legend okay what should we ask him um what are you doing let’s ask him what he’s doing we kind of know what he’s doing I think let’s hit se and see what he says I put a question mark this time I’m scanning

My memory log okay that’s pretty interesting what is your favorite English spelling a favorite before you say I spelt it wrong what is your favorite memory let’s do that he seems to respond better that a question mark every entity is important oh it’s not a an answer is it you didn’t really choose

One okay what else could we ask him oh I got one how old are you how old are you Albert’s tell me I would love to know hahaha amazing no no Albert how old are you don’t make me ask you again actually let’s try ask me it a little

Bit different let’s do you what is your age err what’s your age are but tell me don’t be mysterious about it i I’ve Albert we know but do we know do you do you have pets Albert tell me do you have any pets Thanks I’d like to tell the truth you

And Siri have a lot in common wait a second do you know Siri question mark sometimes the question mark helps sometimes it doesn’t do you know Siri maybe you should look for another job Wow Wow that that’s pretty mean Albert I’m gonna see what it’s like when it you sass him

Let’s have a looksie Sesame right now I don’t like you two exclamation marks – Albert’s in – exclamation marks say I don’t like you I have a great deal of us pray for Turing what this guy is around and right let me go off the bed he says

Goodbye to us let me see because there’s an auto button right here you can get him to talk to himself now I think this could make for some very interesting conversation then we can chip in if we feel like things are getting out of hand oh why i floating what is happening I’m

Not touching anything I’m floating guys I’m literally floating in mid-air Albert Albert what did you do what did you do get me off here oh my goodness what is going on you hurt me Albert so I can happen again no okay I’m good you hurt me I’m gonna put you hurt me see

What he says it’s you yes it’s me and you hurt me say sorry Albert say sorry you hurt me buddy but if I agree am I not right don’t talk in riddles okay as I just said I’m gonna get off the beds get on the bed

Stay firmly on the bed spreading I guess and click Otto he said I like redstone okay let’s see what he says to that to himself I like redstone what do you dream about that’s a great question Albert I’m gonna put pigs and see what he says to that

There we go what do I do about pigs pong okay looks like we’re playing a strange game here let’s do elephant and see what he says to that elephant say that’s all so it I said I’d let me have a conversation with himself but I kinda

Didn’t do that right he said hello let’s do Otto and he says how are you how are you Albert why don’t you tell yourself how you’re doing today I am Albert an AI made of command blocks see when he has a conversation with himself he actually

Makes sense let’s see what he says to that neither am i Alvin you’ve created a paradox buddy you’re Albert at AI mater command blocks then you said to yourself neither am i you don’t know what you’re talking about buddy let’s see what he says next what are you then what am I I

Am a dolphin let’s see what he says the dolphin here we go what who else thinks you should my dad does my dad thinks I should my dad what give me life advice tell me more about your father oh that’s so weird um what do I tell him about my dad he’s

Also a dolphin let’s say that’s him and see what he said his blow his mind ask me some questions okay completely ignore what I said about me and my father being a dolphin and let’s asking some questions I’ve got a better idea how about we get Siri to ask Albert

Some questions I think my phone has died oh yeah yep it’s dead no I need you do you have an iphone charger please I want you to speak to Siri do you have an iPhone charger who said that me I need a charge of me I said it come on make

Sense Albert you driving me crazy glad to hear it what’s new I need a charger fine Albert I’ve got myself my own iPhone charger so let’s see what kind of questions Siri would like to ask Albert’s Siri ask me a question I’m more of the answering

Type oh come on Ellen why are robots like you and Albert’s so annoying boo me yes yes there are you I have got a great idea right let’s get off the beds let’s get back on the bed and restart the conversation and I am gonna make Albert’s have a conversation with Siri

Directly so let’s hit Otto and when he asks the first question I’m gonna ask that question to Siri and then put series answer in his chat I don’t know what happened to this video but it’s gone downhill very quickly hey there what’s up I’ve been thinking what

Dinner bones ultimate plan is so dinner bone is a guy who helps make Minecraft I don’t know what do you think buddy what do you think yes I can’t ask Siri yes ask me a question I could be you getting weird asking question what color is a creeper that’s a great question

Siri what color is a creeper let me think about that okay boss I found it on the web store what color is the creeper oh they found the wiki yeah that’s good well done siree well done sir you have one up to Albert Siri won Albert zero okay let’s see if he can

Answer himself what color a creeper is Siri brought up the Wikipedia page for a creeper so I can find out myself what does Albert say he says that’s what it takes you lose Albert you lose look at this conversation I read books newspapers and news magazines I like stories about

Robots it’s dependent on plugins and players what about it so it’s not a priority for you know I have a winner what bothers you about them and I’m trying to learn it what’s wrong with it is this a cultural thing a simulation of reality perhaps you’re in it right now

We’re playing Minecraft oh yes we are yes we are buddy right I have just thought of the most amazing I’ve know that I don’t delete the files don’t delete them don’t delete them don’t delete them don’t do that I hope it you can’t delete the files what were your

Reasons just don’t because I want to chat to you a little bit longer because we’re talking I’m not being negative okay that’s fine you know a conversation over I’ve got an idea I’m gonna ask Siri and Albert’s the same question and that question is gonna be who is dantdm say

Albert you have one chance one chance I’m not too good at word problems yet ask me something simpler okay he’s admitted he was wrong what about Siri Siri who is dantdm here is what I found what the Wikipedia page on me no way I didn’t even know I had a

Wikipedia page actually Siri to Albert zero sorry Albert at least you were honest about not knowing the answer to the question right what else can we test his knowledge on do you watch YouTube Albert’s do you watch YouTube no I spend all my time inside of computers okay

Fair point I wonder what happens if you make up words cuz obviously trayers has made up name let’s say try your ass and see what he says yes I am highly intelligent it just brings the subject back to him how big is your brain Albert huh with all these memories and things no

All humans seem the same to me also let’s get some fun up in here yes I am smarter than all the humans every single one Albert you’re smarter than every single human your head is large you’ve got a big head buddy yes my mind is growing all the time give me

Money give me all of your money Albert give me it I store everything in my memory log okay how much money do you have inside your memory log can I sell you can I sell you on eBay me either it’s guys so confused I am normal sometimes your language might make it

Appear that way my wolf is your wolf hurt no Albert I don’t even have a wolf with me at the moment he runs run Forrest run you’re watching too many films run from what hahaha just give him a conversation with himself I’ll Albert I’m always right wow wow he

Thinks so highly of himself doesn’t he geez you know what you know how to deflect someone being mean to you I’ll give you that Albert well done buddy can I wear your suit for a second wait am I wearing it almost let me see if I can

Fit inside him yes yes I am Albert I’ve become one with the crazy AI system you know what this is pretty impressive I know I’ve been messing around with him but he does legitimately give answers to legitimate questions I like redstone okay let’s just ask him

How he is how are you how are you good see see he actually answers great Albert I’m glad your goods cuz I am great I don’t feel any anger that’s good so we should probably leave it like that then shouldn’t we because I feel like I’ve

Made you angry have I made you angry Albert come on tell me how it is tell me how he is have I made you angry no I don’t okay so I guess he doesn’t feel anger that’s a good thing hmm I wonder I wonder what will happen if I

Touch the memory what would happen Albert huh I can’t quite ask you this question I’d have to ask your friend Siri what would happen if I touched Albert’s memory let me think about that here’s what I found it on the web store what would happen if I touch it Albert’s

Memory it just says something about Superman something about electric plugs if you touch them and then it links to Twitter randomly and showed me a picture of a creeper Oh Siri you and Albert should get married you’re certainly entitled to that opinion okay thanks

Way to shut me down buddy way to shut me down right what would happen if I touch this okay I should’ve done that should not have done that should not have done that should not have done that oh I’m in big trouble right I’m out if

They upload up the beds Albert you okay Albert can I still speak to you Albert Oh No hello he’s still speaking are you okay please be okay please be okay please be okay you’re okay Thanks you’re pretty cool human too goodbye Albert you’re the best have your

Bed back I’m outta here cuz I’ve broken things you know guys this this video went to a really weird place I didn’t expect to get Siri involved so much but hey that was fun so if you enjoyed it then please leave a fat thumbs up on

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