WOW! (Minecraft Build Battle)

Hello hey welcome back to build battle YOLO mode which one solo eeny meeny miny moe first round baby a rubber duck fridge unicorn parachute teddy bear Teddy Teddy Bear and what you making a teddy bear what you making I’m gonna copy what the Masters keep doing I’m gonna make a uh

Face the head of Freddy Fazbear oh that’s good is it yeah you have no idea how it’s gonna turn out probably very bad it sounds promising so uh teddy bears I enjoyed the teddy bears as a child now I’m a big boy you had your pleasure with them pleasure

Don’t make it sound weird dude you said you enjoyed them what what that doesn’t sound weird no it doesn’t what the hell is wrong with you oh so whenever you use the word pleasure it suddenly sounds weird especially when you say it I think it’s a completely normal thing

To say when a kid comes home and you say did you have pleasure who says that in Dutch they say that but they say did you have fun in Dutch they say did you have Pluto no they don’t yes no they don’t they might even say was it pleasurable

They don’t say that stop stop please triggered [Laughter] no what’s wrong with you we used to play with teddy bears together yes there’s nothing funny about this we do role play oh it’s funny when the adults join in too huh no the kid asks you hey can you want

To play teddy bear sure who still needs that knife you hold the thing and and you make voices you give a voices hey he doesn’t sound like that you’re supposed to talk like this do modern kids still play with teddy bear Stone of course they have iPads

Though okay you can have yeah Talking Tom or other apps you don’t need to come up with your own dialogue anymore with these inanimate objects you know it just moves on the screen kids these days back in my days we have to come up with our own dialogue kids nowadays with their iPads

My bear will be holding a heart oh my bear will be unfinished oh because it’s only one minute left oh oh I need to hurry up let’s go it’s really fast bear not small fast bear let me quickly change the floor same you can see where my priorities are Mom oh

Will I make it that looks that feel I felt I failed let’s vote first build that looks like a bunny it looks like a koala that’s a bear oh good someone said it that’s a bunny that’s what I said that’s good that’s very good nice clothes epic that’s better than mine oh

Oh legendary wow well I’m not gonna win are you serious is it way bigger this is pretty good but look at the material wood which one it’s hard it’s not child friendly military next good good funny funny face pixel art dirt evil his eyes are crying looks better than I remembered not great

Though it’s pretty good okay pretty good [Applause] can we get a four we have a white thing polar bear polar teddy bear hmm and nice all who’s that that’s a bear does not look like a bear nope okay we got this one win we got beaten at least we got legendary

Second round second bread shoe book rat wheel look what you making let me guess a book with the face oh my God you read me like a book I’m so smart and let me guess he’s making it yellow no fail fail you can’t judge a book by its cover

The last time I saw a book saw a book really in the wild oh my God outside I was in the bookstore because I was bored not because I was interested in buying books last time we saw a book are you serious oh what’s up that’s a

Memorable event in your life you serious I was memorable because it was Will Smith’s it was Will Smith’s book what yeah and then like one week later the incident happened oh my God this was four months ago the last time we saw a book I specifically mentioned outside of

My house okay it was in a bookstore yeah same yeah that was a very memorable experience for him look Mommy her book wow we don’t have those we have plenty of books the last book I read seriously from front to finish front to back was Harry Potter in elementary school wow

Now you are thinking that can’t be right what about high school middle school he didn’t have to read anything there yes we did but I didn’t read it oh man look at these kids nowadays refusing to read can I revoke your high school diploma if they hear this of course not

Of course not good no I did not read any of the books you know what they say they’ll work smart not hard just look up the summary online so smart why would I read this whole book when I can read the summary online yes summary tell you about the detailed emotions the red

Thread and I don’t need it you can just BS your way through great oh my God my build is so lame that is incredibly lame that is completely ordinary I give up that is lame vote hi hi that’s a good cover I would buy that no you wouldn’t

We have someone reading or are they presenting a cake happy birthday nice teeth the monster how big we have someone’s pants techno techno okay okay we have a book no I can’t read then how did you write that you can only write he can’t read we have an enchantment table reading

Sucks I agree Bob that’s yours mine excellent pretty lame but I give you legendary because I treat like that nepotism hey the Great Book of Articles that’s the name of the Builder looks like an Oreo um yummy here sauce pop Bob that’s not a book no that’s pulp

There’s yours oh it’s much bigger than mine congratulations congratulations what you win good well this one I highly disagree with that last round can we please win glasses toothpaste watch Happy Mouse and what you making a mouse not Mickey not Mickey nope Tom and Jerry no Pikachu just a mouse computer mouse

No the animal and completely nameless ordinary Mouse boring oh then what are you making you are boring what are you making then just an ordinary Mouse um boy yep no you know it’s boring making Mickey Mouse for the hundredth time that is boring you know what’s really boring well waiting

Okay waiting on something yeah that’s quite boring waiting in line waiting at the airport I like waiting at the airport are you stupid are you stupid it’s some of the most memorable the weight the weight is the most memorable part it is very the airport every time I waited an airport

It’s very memorable so he likes waiting I don’t like waiting you just said that though but it’s a good memory you just said that some of my strongest travel memories are the airport the waiting waiting at the airport yeah that is memorable is it pleasurable it’s a nice feeling knowing that you’re

About to go on a trip you’re about to leave it’s exciting oh my God I also like the atmosphere of airports maybe go down to the local airport and wait there even though you don’t have a flight not a completely changed it she’s just there then it’s not the same

As knowing that you’re about to go you’re about to leave you’re about to take a flight if you like waiting so much then start taking the bus to where everywhere everybody goes if you like waiting so much you don’t have to go to

A bus to do that yes you do you can wait on about the clock you can sit at home and stare but then you’re not waiting on something yes you are you are waiting for time to pass the definition of waiting anyway I said that is boring waiting is boring and you

Said I derive pleasure from waiting at the airport yeah you gotta screw loose maybe if it was a freaking flyer then all but I don’t fly very often every time I do it’s a memorable experience it marks the start of your trip no that’s the commute to the airport no no the

Train ride is forgettable the way that the airport is memorable I’m not gonna have a finished build not in one minute I haven’t even built a head yet I’m done those he distracted me kept arguing about it about airports starting to think about airports let me accept he was

Daydreaming about being at the airport no I wasn’t yes but I had to defend myself because you’re like you’re stupid if you like airports I didn’t say if you like airports I like airports too but you said I enjoy waiting at the airport I didn’t say that I said it was

Memorable I didn’t say I enjoyed it we have different interests and hobbies than me then you’re stupid look what you’ve done my build is absolutely terrible and I’m not gonna win fantastic and it’s all your fault I’m gonna change my floor done it’s pretty bad oh my God are we gonna lose again

Jerry that’s my name why you write my name silver boob cool just kidding oh look that guy writes my name again super boob come on it’s a computer mouse that looks kind of weird though I’ve never seen one that looks like that go we have a mouse in a glass enclosure

Looking at cheese looks more like a vacuum cleaner there’s mine it’s so bad where’s the other eye yeah it disappeared even though it clearly placed you only have one second this is there’s no tail there’s no feet that is terrible it’s all your fault we have uh glorious model oh glorious

Model o is that some type of never heard of it gamer Mouse we got a ton of trees oh you’ve been beaten legendary no you’ve been you’ve been beating you’ve been beaten we’ve all been beaten nice cheese nice Mouse call nice your build better be good or there’s not

Gonna be a single win in this video oh that’s it you serious that’s not mine please can we get a single win doesn’t really look like a mouse but nice I agree it looks terrible it’s ugly oh computer mouse nice good yes You’re pathetic thanks for watching bye