X-rated Minecraft: 100 Days as D&D Monk

Hey everybody and welcome to adults only Minecraft 100 days in Minecraft as every D and D player class character or player character class is the more precise way of saying it hopefully everybody’s doing well this evening uh I am back after an extended uh time off cuz I got married uh so yeah

Third time’s a charm right um but I uh I was uh down in Mexico and I once again I’m a married man so you know ladies hate to disappoint you but yeah you snooze you lose man uh but had a great time uh sorry for the long absence

Though anyhow uh we’re going to dive right back in here this week I am a brand new character I am borgard borgard is a monk uh also goes by Bow so I will be referring to myself as B this is what I look like I’m a girl I’m a girl um and

Uh so my my stick is that I will be trying to kill as many Enderman as I can to get the Ender Pearls but in addition to that I also need to start working on some type of crafting and storage room and system uh so those are those are my

Major goals as this character now uh couple of things that I’ve got if you take a look here I have got a lot of Buffs if you play D and D at all you know that one of the big advantages of monks is they get a lot of Buffs they

Can’t wear armor however which kind of is a bad thing so what I did to try to mimic that is gave myself uh higher speed resistance haste uh slow falling and jump boost uh to try to mimic some of those effects and then in addition to

That you can see that I’ve got uh my bow staff get it that’s a f my bow staff never mind um with Unbreaking so it lasts a little longer knockback and sweeping Edge so it’s a little more like uh you know a staff versus a crappy

Wooden sword um and then I also have poison darts now uh for monks there’s not a lot of projectile weapons or ranged weapons so I went with poison uh it’s a splash potion of poison if you watched me play the last couple of times you know that this really doesn’t work

As well as one would hope but nonetheless we’ll we’ll give it a try again and then I’m uh I’ve got also um uh I think that’s it that is that so I’m going to switch over to survival mode uh I wanted to not burn up my days because

I’m only playing a 100 days I’m playing each episode is four days and uh hence um it doesn’t burn up um the day counter as quickly if I’m staying creative when I’m just shooting a breeze like that uh so if you’re out there tonight please

Pipe in I see Saxon is here hello Saxon uh bo says hi hello hello Saxon um so I am going to first of all get to work on some type of building here because it’s long overdue and I need a storage system before I have too much

Crapola uh so what I’m going to do is I am going to work primarily with bricks uh on the exterior and I think probably going to do a foundation of Cobble let’s see if I have I might have to get more Cobble to do that but at

Least it’ll get things laid out here there I don’t have a clue how I’m going to build this but I think it’s going to be something simple very very simple I’ve got my um my backyard here with my meager crops right now um so let’s do something like a

This and we’ll you know put the obligatory door right oh that’s slow falling is kind of cool uh I’m going to make this a double wide door back here oops I can lay blocks uh yes I did have a good honeymoon uh Saxon uh Mexico was

Beautiful and uh it was just we had great weather and um it was it was ideal and a couple people get sick but that’s kind of the norm unfortunately ly down in Mexico um if you’re not paying attention uh it’s really easy to do something silly like rinse your

Toothbrush uh or you know just take a drink from the faucet or you know get water in your mouth in the shower and you know you’ve ever uh ever heard about uh Mont Zuma’s Revenge it’s a real thing and it sucks man um so yeah but otherwise we had a great time

Time yeah I think that’ll work doesn’t have to be anything gorgeous see where we’re at for blocks I’ll make sure we have an odd number here one two three four five six 10 11 that’ll work no I want to make this house bigger we’ll make it bigger always

Comes down to size with us men doesn’t it I don’t know how many how many I’ve got here now one 2 three four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 there we go yay we cut across here and probably put a door in up

Here makes sense put the door off to the side here somewhere there’s Stone yeah we’re just going to break up this stone make my life a little bit easier well that was that was effective there we go so hopefully everybody had great holidays uh and off to a good start with the new

Year I had uh I had wonderful holidays myself let me know what uh what you did um I see saxon’s there anybody else who’s out there right now um pipe in let me know uh what you did for the holidays I’d love to hear about it I think I’m

Going to make this a double door too just because I can is it lined up I do believe it is so let’s go like this Just for kicks and grins hello Wolfie uhoh might have to sleep at some point H where’s my bed I uh I don’t have a bed that’s

That’s kind of bad um bad bed do I not have a bed oh I’m a dork I’m a dork come here buddy yeah um sucks not having armor I get him I gotta find out if Bow’s got any food restrictions here I don’t know if she can eat meat or

Not oh do you have food restrictions no good is there only one Phantom come on buddy die already Die why don’t I have a bed I don’t even think I have any wool oh there’s my bed hey you can’t do that haha here on fire all right where was I here okay oh Wolfie actually that won’t be a door there because this is the foundation slowfall is kind of a really

Weird thing to be when I jump yeah I know the blue thing right is I thank you Saxon I know thinking is hard hard I think I’m going to put the crafting room on this house like right in the back take up as much room as I want it’s utilitarian all

Right so I am down one piece of um one piece of cobblestone that kind of sucks out of here no okay and uh yeah so there’s my door um let’s see here I really not grab enough well we’ll just do this you know I maybe could have thrown poison at that uh

At that uh thing yeah that thing that thing that flies you see what I see oh where’d he go where’d he go where’d he go oh man he was just here ah where’d he go dang it I saw him how come you didn’t eat him B’s whole job here besides

Like building here is to get ender pearls one two three one two three one two three guess we’re getting rid of one of these there we go be a nice three Wide Window there and then let’s uh let’s put two windows on this side maybe I don’t know what do I want I

Can’t decide one two three two Three three in did I do that right three yes all right one two three blink one two three there we have more three sized windows and of course because I’m a slave to symmetry I got to put Windows across on the other side here uh the joys of being a slave to

Symmetry oops except my window doesn’t go there I feel like I’m floating as this monk here it’s kind of a cool effect though actually think this one’s going to be a too wide window yeah this is going to be a very simple house this particular stream is not so

Much about the building it’s more about just the doing no idea what that means but all right so right right okay that’s a door that’s a window we put High ceilings let’s put higher ceilings in this one or not H I want higher ceilings do partially higher

Ceilings my jump boost get me up here oh look at that jump boost for the win so if anybody’s out there say hi please always fun to hear uh he from everybody need more bricks all I got oh just SW I had more oh well let’s turn these into

Bricks how do I turn these into balls do I have to break them again G that’s dumb I Want to Break these again what a pain that will work better look out puppy I’m going to put clay right on you poop all right oh my God going be one of those

Nights isn’t it and I need the other window over Here man it’s quiet tonight feels weird tax he not going to lie I’m kind of digging this jump boost thing all right what kind of floor should we put in I think it almost has to be yeah it’s almost got to be Spruce logs we’re going to I

Think let’s see what should we do with these I mean I could put them like that that’s going to look kind of weird though let’s see how this looks yeah that’ll work that’s what we’re going to do ah you fudge nut should I do them all this way or

Not what if we did a cool pattern I don’t have time for cool patterns what am I talking about man got things to do people to see swing in a Miss now if you’re watching this for the first time and wondering why I may not be sleeping is

Because since I only have a 100 Days Every time I sleep I lose daylight um you know I lose the opportunity to play for that time cuz I’m going by Minecraft days so I am trying to avoid sleeping as much as I can in this case I didn’t have much

Choice I think anytime those anytime those um those those bad guys Phantoms start coming out I I’m going to be kind of screwed I’m going to have to sleep at that point so come here I think there going to be a SW floor fudge nuts still out there Saxon cu’s how your holidays

Went and how the little guy liked his holidays did he get cool presents so cool when they believe in Santa too cuz he’s real a lot of times people get older and then they don’t think he is but everybody knows he is poopy oh still got more that wasn’t even

Close hello morbin Crim or actually morbin NM uh how you doing congrats on getting hitched you’re uh thank you very much uh your um your well wishes are always appreciated it went very well I don’t know if you were here earlier when I was telling Saxon we had beautiful weather

Down in Mexico and the wedding was beautiful and my pride was beautiful I was beautiful but the uh the kids were there and as a matter of fact my two kids were my attendance and then my wife’s two daughters were hers so we had friends there and music and

Right on the right on the beach think the only thing that I really didn’t like besides a few people getting sick that kind of sucked for them um is just the amount of music all the freaking Dy it’s like the resort was never quiet always music playing always always always

At my age it gets to be a little much especially when our room was like right next to the main part of the resort I highly recommend a destination wedding if uh you know if you are so inclined um you it eliminates some of

The the ch ches of like you know a huge wedding at home because you you get that opportunity to just you know almost like um oh pair down the guest list I guess is a good way of putting it where people uh aren’t you know you’re not going to get

Everybody and their brother wanting to come to your wedding when they have to travel to do it and uh that’s kind of nice actually all right do I have another axe I don’t think I do nope Stone shovel I have a hole let’s combine these two rid of this quickly uh let’s see

Here well that kind of sucks all right so we need an axxe and I don’t think I have enough iron to make an axe so it’s going to have to I don’t even have enough Cobblestone ug all right let’s go get some Cobblestone maybe get some iron we’re just going to go down

Here likess the I know I explored all this already but good places I need to go get some Cobblestone maybe not get attacked by too many Critters Cal cave it is indeed not a very deep one though I’m out of torches as well grab coal while the sunshines here there we go that’s

Disappointing and take advantage of that uh iron that’s what I needed o two you you really gave me two iron thanks for that since we’re building with brick we still get some more this all right I think that’s funny I don’t feel like taking for has to make some torches here there we

Go torches right let’s see what’s happening here yeah who needs sleep in peace and quiet yeah I kind of did uh went to the Vegas for new from New Zealand holy [Laughter] crap well that’s cool all the way over into the states huh well I hope you had

A good time and hopefully you don’t think uh Las Vegas is a really good recommen or a representation of America uh I can promise you it’s not I you know Vegas is one of those places that it’s it’s cool to see once maybe twice fear into gambling and the

Like but I am just not a fan of it at all but teach his own everybody likes different stuff you know let’s get this quick and I should have enough Cobble now too all right time to go back up h how’ I get down here there we

Go all right let’s get that out of here oh wrong way dumb ass yeah the Elvis impersonator who did the initial service was cool I would I would love to see an Elvis wedding sometime I think that would be fun oh going to Vegas to do it wouldn’t be fun

But yeah it’s so iconic boing boing I could get lazy in a hurry with this jump boost all right suppose I should feed these guys so I get some more huh that’s a smoker that’s a furnace I have a thought I had a blast furnace oh well smelll my

Iron I can make my axe cuz I can’t even chop that well I can but need some sand at some point if I’m going to have Windows all right iron done yay one in here need some Sticks X Yeah Let’s finish this there there we have walls let’s get some more bricks here keep going into the wrong one just turn these into balls here’s to many years in bondage I had to allow that that comment that’s great oh yeah bondage is fun um let’s see that was

Funny apparently leave my M last message being checked by mods yeah there’s nobody modding tonight um it’s the Auto mod that’s running right now so yeah that’s pretty funny I don’t think bondage is really that bad of a word but you know who knows some people are sensitive that way some people just

Aren’t into bondage I guess yeah whatever all right well this is a very inefficient way of doing this so let’s rethink what we’re doing all right so I need walls in here of some sort let’s see what do I want for walls inner walls what do I have to work

With to terracotta got plenty of H I need the bricks though there’s some wool too I could use that before all right little uh change of uh change of of of of thing here a change of thing really you you just had to do do that H we need

Water go feed our cows here get some more moo cows come here c one for you one for you you don’t have a friend sheepy you need a friend oh you don’t you don’t eat this do you I’m a dork I’ll find you a friend I promise yeah I need a

Bucket definitely need a bucket let’s plant some other stuff here quick let’s see here plant some sweet berries and plant a potato these pumpkins aren’t going to do much good for me though I’m just going to plant that for now until I can steal I mean find something else need my hoe

Yes I take it you are married morbin sound like a man who knows yeah iron is definitely more difficult to find let’s see what was I doing Here hoe I already had my hoe with me dummy thought i’ left it in my chest get these seeds down here need to get some water in here too and then we’ll uh we’ll plant my one whole potato here cuz that’s all I’ve got right now we’ll plant the berries over

Here do I even need to I don’t think so allting so actually think I’m going to change this up a little bit and put wood in there instead then I’ll have my porch out here using a lot of the same building styles and techniques I have in the past

Not a lot creative going on in this particular stream it’s more a happy home I need some material for these walls do I really want to turn this into terra cotta do terot maybe see how this looks might not be too bad we’ll do car terra cotta walls

Here well I think this becomes terracotta right right am I right people don’t remember for sure I haven’t actually made terracotta yeah okay cool what day is it it’s already day 28 holy crap I must have burned up a day at some point oh that’s right I slept that

Sucks might be a short stream tonight guys fact I know it’s going to be a short stream tonight guys I jumped right over it all right let’s see how our bricks are going terracotta getting there you’re getting wet there puppy dog I think this will be my crafting room all

Right this is incredibly inefficient way of doing this getting there though let put those in there oops that’s not what I wanted those in there I need to find some more iron those cook going to iron hunt here we make a poison darts handy

Here oh I do have a water bucket and I needed a bucket silly me can I just stand out in the rain let it get filled up I got to go fight the bad guys as I float down here We that’s funny hey this is RIS here hello how are you good to see you oh I forgot about you cat sorry I’m going to leave you tied up there for a while welcome to the stream good to have you here kind of a quiet evening I think we’re coming off

The holidays yet um uh come down here and see what I can steal from these villagers I’m in need of some stuff and there just you not really using this are they are they come on people Hello let’s see if there’s anything else I can really make use of here though I don’t even want to know oh that’s for your chimney slick all right let’s see what else we can steal I mean borrow here I could make use of this uh this

Chest this is why I wanted a village to build next to so I could steal their crap I won’t steal their B I’ll leave their Belling place just CU I’m kind of a nice guy that way I don’t need no grain Stone let’s um steal this all

Right least we can do is fill that back in again CU I’m a nice guy that way what if I steal your chest with your little bits I in it no okay talk me into it I’m just going to end up with a lot of crap I don’t need but I’m going to

Need these chests a lot easier than having to build them all I’ll just steal them I want these for shutters Plus like the villagers keep getting caught in them which is really dumb I can probably make use of this see this is this is just like real DND where I run around killing

People and stealing stuff and I think these are just pumpkins yeah that kind of sucks it doesn’t do me a lot of good I already have pumpkin Seeds that where’d he go how come I keep seeing Enderman when they disappear I need Enderman I already bothered you didn’t I sorry about That nothing worth steing there okay you’re making it really easy here okay we’ll let you go ah stop disappearing NADA zilch zero Oh okay I did not know I could walk on water Jesus Christ get it never mind I keep bothering him he’s probably pissed at me oh there we go did I get an ender pearl did I get an ender pearl they in an ender pearl no that’s what I’m killing you

For come on go down not quite sure how I one hit that Enderman but I’m not going to complain too much all Right not much else to steal all right well was worth a shot thought I’d pretty much gone through all that oh well already checked this out huh yeah nowhere to go there hello fishes see a cave around where I can get iron that would be swell unexplored cave anywhere anywhere unexplored cave hello

I’m looking for You I’ve thought standing in the rain with a bucket should fill it I agree yeah I would agree that the uh the brick texture looks nice as well I think that’s still a leftover from Monster Le AR in like three or four packs stacked up on here right

Now and don’t exactly know what’s coming from where so haven’t been over here it’s one of my all-time favorite biomes right there remember what it’s called is it um something Tiger something something something blah blah see what’s what’s it called I got to find it oh I’m in a

River well that doesn’t that doesn’t help matters any growth old growth Pine tiger that’s what that’s called I’m doing my Jesus thing Again okay this is a cave is it all filled with water or can I go in it doesn’t look overly promising suppose I should head back home it’s probably close to the end of day 28 here I just really want to find a place with iron is that too much to

Ask I’m just a lonely monk looking for iron and the Sheep H about sheep I can’t take you with me right now I think I’m M well man we oh what’s that what’s that over there that is promise I’ll keep playing having fun dick you need to die good

Job where did I see that did I see a cave oh there it Is that’s it that’s annoying I’m at least going to get some coal suppose I should check on my day status here yeah I overstayed oh there is another cave over there see if what’s in that one then I’ll quit promise oh lokie lookie I think I found a

Cave I think I found a cave with some iron in just saying all right good a time is any to call it a night and then I can get all of this stuff hopefully this Cave’s as big as it looks like it might be but uh

Get all of this stuff next week so I am not going to burn up any more Daylight here as I wrap up um but a couple of things real quick uh it was quiet tonight but uh I do appreciate you joining me morbin and Saxon and uh um

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