Man it’s hot as [ __ ] here today it’s like 35 degrees out there I got the air conditioning on in the garage it’s nice Terri’s outside he’s outside right now and my wife and my kids who are all playing in the backyard in the pool and stuff like that and Here I am playing Minecraft play some minecraft look I play it every day with my son now and I don’t know what I’m doing half the time and I don’t want to be embarrassed so I have to learn some things you guys gonna have to help me like yesterday I built This really crappy platform house and he actually looked really disappointed he’s like it’s just floating in the air it’s like oh yeah it’s safe though right it’s like it’s bit unrealistic so I got it all right we’re playing hardcore we’re playing hardcore vanilla show the skin For nostalgia how do I am what’s the with the button to show my skin dot see it’s not cf5 how do I show the front of there okay that’s the nostalgic look at the skin alt f4 yeah I almost fell for that one comes close yeah delete the System32 folder in my windows directory as well that’s another another one that I’ve tried many times you know that just simply doesn’t work like I’ve every time I have a problem that’s the first thing I do and it just causes more problems than it solves I find I know it’s like the go-to Everybody thinks that that’s like the best way to solve all your issues but I’ve had no luck with that I don’t know maybe I just suck at computers or something I don’t know all the way up brightness really but then the game won’t look like it’s meant to like it’s Meant to be though it’ll just look all washed out and stuff right brightness where’s the brightness video settings brightness moody bright boys really that’s too bright unrealistically so I would say here we go boys this is it this is it the start of a start of a minecraft Playthrough with the first block sit down there’s no going back from here [ __ ] do these guys ever fight back haha god it’s like as satisfying if not more so than kicking dogs I mean I don’t want to get banned but kick your dogs in a video game one of the simple pleasures Of life get out of here [ __ ] that’s right we’re gonna leave these oh Jesus Oh unbelievable okay I feel like there should be some shade center somewhere I have a joke for you why did the sperm cross the road why because I put on the wrong socks this morning LOLOL oh my god To the other guy about his girlfriend my cheating girlfriend was the best thing that ever happened to me I’ve lost weight I look sexy I [ __ ] all kinds of [ __ ] now and I’m successful haha just kidding I’m a fat bastard in my basement watching simps well good job Olivia I Planned this the other day and my daughter was out here so like we we set up the desk so that my sons got the computer for the chair and then we put a chair next to his chair because my daughter’s at that age where she just wants to follow around and do everything That he does right so I set him set her up a chair so that she could like column or play with her toys next to him he’s playing Minecraft and that that’s fine in in theory that was fun she was happy with that but in practice she was Bored in like five seconds she wanted to go inside so I was pretty annoyed about that but before she got too bored she was coming around here cuz she’s watching Kurt play and then she’d come around here and watch to see what I was doing she couldn’t understand that we Were both playing the same game when we could like see each other in the game and everything it just like oh so she came around here and as she came around I was in the middle of killing like twenty cows she visibly quite upset it’s Like oh sorry I mean I you gotta eat she’s like I was just [ __ ] going ham on them as well as slaughter and all of them my kids are vegetarians too so it’s a little bit much too much I don’t think she liked it Joe don’t worry about it Man it’ll be fine honestly like you know like sometimes these things happen and it really knocks people and they’re like Fache it’s the end of the world as I know it but you know what it’s just the start of a whole new world like in Aladdin when Aladdin Gets together with jasmine and they sort of the big lead up to them like [ __ ] for the first time it’s like so exciting and Joe that could be you with your hand in this and the right pair of socks as well right like I would just just enjoy It while it lasts Joe you’ll be good in time my friend you already have at least one thing necessary for a good and full life sips sips is the key to happiness yes your ex-girlfriend can never live up to him that’s right perky buttocks masculine chest yeah what else do you Need then I bet you I have bigger boobs than your girlfriend I’m not even joking like I’ve really packed it on in over the years hey dad since you enjoyed my last joke I thought I’d treat you to another here goes hold on to your box what’s the worst Part about going down on your grandmother banging your head on the lid of the coffin lol love you dad kiss kiss what the [ __ ] man Jesus what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ thanks for the tough times you got me through I remember standing on the Golden Gate Bridge ready to jump When suddenly a notification sips plays happy wheels episode 70 7777 perhaps there is a little light in this world I’m used stepping back from the precipice [ __ ] sake that’s hilarious man I played happy wheels like to top well this is wonderful I played it like Two times it was like I played it once for like father’s day and once for Christmas in like 2011 what the hell check for the new audience right it’s new this new what the [ __ ] is that where’s the gooey scale in video settings gooey scale oh yeah Done that’s the one right guys back to game is that the one there it’s not the one no there’s a narrator – what you could get a narrator for this game what’s it like kind of like the announcer packs and dota or something like could I get flax to narrate our Brave hero hates bats as you’re like making out with the bat I said he hates bats as our brave hero explores this dank dangerous dungeon little does he know poop feast stands at the window a single TR winds down his face you promised he whispers but no his father Rattles in the joy of reliving his glory days [ __ ] bats shame [Laughter] yeah I mean that doesn’t sound great does it okay let’s make it so that they can’t get in here it’s a bit risky isn’t it building a bridge out of wood above lava like that can’t end well right will the Bridge burn wow it happened we would certainly die if we fell in that lab all right there’s no way we thaw [ __ ] can I take one of these guys out just don’t look at him this is the end with a shovel okay I can’t look at it I looked at him What the hell it’s a ravine oh look he’s on my bridge waiting for me to get back camping can’t believe that guy’s camping like that disgusting behavior so ungainly down you guys better not be trolling me it’s very dangerous down there Jesus what’s the [ __ ] oh he wasn’t even on me Oh have another 700 God how does the creeper kill you like that one shot you like that I didn’t lose that much health did I from the other one what are the [ __ ] did they even come from I had torches in their chat you guys are such [ __ ] Trolls holy [ __ ] look at this place this guy’s got like a water fountain and like cows and stuff maybe we spend more time like not in a dungeon alright well we might be safe here alright some stuff might spawn but we should be fine right Mike oh come on Got the light of the moon the bad guys can’t stand the light of the moon and they hate that boom I hate dust boot feast know about this sips know he’s gonna be mad he will be you’re doing great dad oh my hand hurt can you still hear it all right oh yeah Yes wait wait yeah still louder my hand hurts it’s too late my hand hurts needs to be the sub sound or something hang on a second my hand hurts hand hurts my hand hurts my hand hurts my hand hurts my hand hurts all right oh oh oh man my sex tape is The best sex tape yes we can hear that sips what is that what do you what hear what what can you hear is there something else playing I don’t think there’s anything up hang on let me just check see if my computer’s broken do we want to make our Base on our mountain no although this biome is quite nice isn’t it it’s very green is there anything Wow Jesus Christ I was almost it we almost goddamn we almost bit the bit the biscuit there big time [ __ ] us getting excited for oh Jesus Christ good lord what was that there’s so many Guys in there oh man that’s what they said about my my ass the other night – I’m gonna die – hunger soon no no I’m fine I fine I’m us I’m a season that I know exactly what I’m doing I’ve played some minecraft played a little bit of Minecraft of my time I know what’s up depends on what we’re we’re we’re up to you with this we might do it though oh my god okay I really have to get some stone and stuff sorted out here oh my god I mean honestly what the hell okay It’s gonna be like a bit all over the place just because we’re just using what we got look maybe we could do oh my God give me strength hang on I don’t want to fall off here again but at the same time I am having Fun hiding up here it’s good this is the best way to play Minecraft right like a puss man if I caught my son playing Minecraft like this God he would he would never have his dinner again you’d have to sleep in the garage all the time as well Okay allow me to dig down I’m stuck perfect oh yeah it’s all lit up now hey I think there’s a bad guy out here oh [ __ ] there’s a [ __ ] spider here huh he’s trying to climb up take your climb oh my goodness oh my god let’s get some raw Beef cooking okay and then we can make a dirt sword sadly no we’re oh I don’t have a shield god this is brutal they’re everywhere Jesus he’s just out there alright get it to the bunker oh my lord [ __ ] he’s just waiting for us alright so We want to make this pretty high I think chat this was not the way to do it was it okay where’d all my torches go oh I’m holding them what I don’t want I don’t want to place the silly string there oak logs tons oh okay here we go All right we’re gonna do another line of this stuff to make it look more uniform not cocaine oh it’s what time wait did we get [ __ ] 324 subs today alright I’ll do a full one you ready oh oh two three four five oh god that’s enough You owe me Chet five squats it’s way too much nice yeah you like that how you keep a rocking dad bod like wine just do very little very very little you know like you know those times when like your wife is like alright we’re going out now and You could like get some exercise in some cheeky exercise in by like carrying out like the stroller and carrying the kids like bench-pressing the kids before you go and stuff like that you know how you maintain this physique you just nope right out of all those situations bicep Curl the kids yeah that’s right no I never do that kids get heavier as they get bigger as well so you don’t want to like you don’t want them to like have fun doing something that you can’t maintain for a while right you don’t want to get to the Point where you’re like bicep curl your kids once for joking they’re like dad bicep curl me again yeah all right fine you do it a couple of times the next day they wake up the bicep curl of me again okay I guess so I mean it’s good thing You’re only like six months old like as you get better and then when they’re like 80 dead sure all my friends how you bicep curl me and you’re just like a [ __ ] like worn-out disheveled husk of a man son I’m gonna gallon of vodka before I can do that this is good advice Guys always think of the of the long term right see it because kids love repetition consistency and repetition that’s why you got to be really careful one minute you’re like bicep curling your kids and you feel like you’re like the dad of the data be here next minute Your kids like 18 and you can’t by sucker limb anymore he’s super disappointed in you because you’ve had spent a lifetime bicep curling your kid and all of a sudden now you just like your body betrays you and you can’t do it anymore and then you’re no longer the Dad of the century fact you’re like pretty much Hitler at that point Bowie thanks so much for donation yo I will donate two hundred fifty bucks if you dig straight down to bedrock right now all right I’m going man somebody offers me 250 bucks you bet I’m cooking gonna Do whatever he tells me to do bedrock here we come okay so far so good though ah [ __ ] okay 250 bucks the 250 bucks challenge has been compromised all right we’re good that could have aced us too right scary to think Oh more iron man this is a good one Straight down lots of cold bitter iron pretty good is that it all right we did it we made it down the bedrock I was playing it safe I was but there’s no lava 250 bucks these 250 I’ve ever made in my life hello from Toronto here’s some cash to Start up your night clubs and various other businesses in Jersey I’ll help you install sprinkler system fists and comes back like tttt tttt tttt incoming phantoms alert phantoms in all my time playing Minecraft I’ve never seen a phantom before I don’t even think they exist I ain’t afraid no phantom what if Ghost plane swoops down and knocks you off this platform and now you oh Jesus you guys were lying what are those Oh God retreat oh my god that scared the [ __ ] out of me [ __ ] was that well who’s that huh this guy for real he’s just gonna Stay here and make this noise oh [ __ ] off is he just gonna hang out out there all the time now non-stop he’ll never go away oh he’s still here ah go away come on come on I think that llama just threw up in front of my house that’s disgusting that’s disgusting you should Be ashamed of yourself don’t let your llama barf in front of my house hey where’d he go all the llamas are drunk what the hell is this guy doing oh I’m so scared so scared that like lava is just gonna come pouring down new shoes jugs new Shoes jugs new shoes jugs new boobs jugs new boobs no no no no knockers wah wah wah wah zoos yeah yeah balloons here fishy fishy fishies I’ve come to get you [ __ ] take this you dumb fish and I’m kind of lost actually where’s the bass it’s up here isn’t it Aust you’re sure was left that’s definitely up this way guys don’t worry now how many times I’ve driven in a foreign country before and gotten lost and my parent my parents sorry my kids and my wife didn’t even know they’re like we get there like three hours after We’re meant to be there and I just like yeah we made it they’re like oh my god how do you do it like how do you find your way around and stuff like I don’t know I’m pretty sure we’re up here you guys remember this wolf look but the Nice thing about our base is look if you could just get to a hoist there it is see they [ __ ] towers above the trees by design I should say I should I might add nah yeah that’s right found no problem yeah wasn’t even I wasn’t even nervous For a second I knew we were gonna find it again well I make stairs for my front door get out of here cartography table hey get out of here ha [ __ ] off they’re so noisy too and they’re just they’re just chillin there we should make them a house can I build A house around them and trap them in it um has anything come out in 2019 yo this guy down here oh this it looks like a policeman is that a policeman it’s just like plank Kingdom Come deliverance so what’s so so hang on a second so Lewis and Mr flame Minecraft have films are playing Minecraft I play Minecraft does that mean that it we’re gonna do like what it is the viewers are the viewers gonna split down the middle now I’m gonna look I’m gonna lose like two-thirds of my viewers because all those guys are playing as well no no ok good Thanks guys you’re the best do we mind if it looks like we have a big platform floating above like the ground or or what coz I was thinking like maybe just putting like some wood down to make it to even it out and then have like farm Like a porch you do mind ok feel kriti mines anybody else in the chat on Phil kriti side speak now because you’re banned 6k viewers how I don’t know I don’t know but it’s happened you’re gonna have to deal with the buckaroo this is where we found we find ourselves In 2019 oh I’m watching my favorite guys Hatfields they don’t have 6k viewers sucks Oh [ __ ] what is this no go away I’m not torches here and every the the nighttime working okay oh my god it does not die it alright [ __ ] me okay I gotta sleep all Right sleep I gotta eat we almost died there Jesus it’s good thing we’re not listening to Shh [ __ ] me god that scared the crap out of me hey sip sip sip sigh wanna kiss your lips lips lips hehehe and suck your pee pee pee hey thanks Very much you know what me to myself sometimes I stare in the mirror and I want to do all those things to myself I ravage myself mmm can’t wait for the Raiders [ __ ] are you talking about Raiders Raiders my butt we can hopefully make some cool looking Stuff we’ll try it the [ __ ] what is this okay we’re fighting is this guy there’s [ __ ] tons of these guys what the hell what in the world you know what’s gonna really suck though we’re gonna build all this stuff and then I’m gonna die stupidly too like a [ __ ] creeper or Something like that and it’ll all been for nothing we’re just gonna lose everything good well hopefully we survive for a very long time we’ll see it’s just like in real life you know life is a death sentence right everybody’s in the process of dying yeah it’s gonna happen One of these days right so it’s like playing hardcore in a video game is a lot like life you know you’re just gonna die eventually so you just have to have fun doing the things that you like to do and the time that you have right whether That’s like a short amount of time or a long amount of time you know I’m saying Chet yeah my hand hurts his head right [Laughter] Video Information
This video, titled ‘Sips streams Hardcore Minecraft but only the funny moments #1’, was uploaded by xenophyte on 2019-08-02 04:04:22. It has garnered 217121 views and 3858 likes. The duration of the video is 00:32:22 or 1942 seconds.
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