Xylophoney – I BECAME A GIRL? Sword Art Origins #1 (SAO Minecraft Roleplay)

Why do we game for most it’s an escape from their real life a way to forget about their daily obstacles it’s a way to make friends make enemies make enemies your friends you get to be who you really are or someone who’s not like you at all it

Doesn’t matter but some of us are different we make gaming our life we beg for obstacles it’s about overcoming the odds and surpassing every challenge before you whether that means you’re proving you’re better than the next player or just making sure the developers tricks won’t fool you you press forward and play

On it’s the adrenaline rush when you see that victory scream knowing that your actions got you there your team stood beside you knowing that somewhere someone’s staring at the word defeat this is who i am well not not this not the body i mean the gamer grindset this is just an

Avatar it’s no big deal um i’ll just re-roll character once i learn the game a little more um this world a sword will take you anywhere you want to go the world’s first fully virtual environment has been re-released globally for gamers across all nations shields and swords bows and axes the

Adventure of a lifetime awakes battling through floor bosses their end goal is to cut through the great tower of aincrad over the course of 100 floors these players will be pushed to the edge unlike any challenge before along the way they will forward alliances guilds and live life

Impossible to that of the real world their resolve will be tested their friendships tried but the greatest challenge has yet to reveal itself welcome to sword art origins whoa that seems to be a bit slippery yeah just gotta pick up some loot over here real quick it’s all yours

Yes you’re doing a great job guess it despawned it’s annoying uh yes those are first day of the game makes sense pretty quick aren’t they yeah yeah but yeah it’s a culture thing like you doing out here you know oh just on my way trying to look around kind of been wandering

Around for a little while not finding much of anything you know grinding up yeah getting some early levels just killing time my first day as well i’m really getting ahead of the crowd aren’t you yeah i mean if i’m able to get ahead then i can get stuff before other people

Do maybe even you don’t have a minor advantage hmm i see well that’s it you got there thank you yeah it’s very i mean i’m not one to judge of course sound great so what’d you end up getting i’m trying to figure it out but this ui is terrible it looks

I don’t know i just don’t like the way it looks oh i don’t know i don’t know quite about that you and i look great honestly huh what no uh anyway oh it looks great to me you know yeah yeah yeah a bit finicky wait wait were you just what

Huh what huh i died was that no it kind of seemed like that was flirting wasn’t that obvious i mean i can’t help myself sometimes whenever i see someone who uh well looks breathtaking i kinda can’t help myself uh yeah but uh i you do know i’m a guy right

The guy the guy i mean yeah just you know didn’t really bother with all the character selector just chose this real quick what what nothing nothing don’t worry about it um Yeah i found this it’s a soul stone i guess i could mean anything dropped from one of the mobs i was just fighting over there yeah that looks super rare oh how can you tell yeah it’s got a it’s got a it’s got its own little glow to it

You can tell that has a slight glow oh normal items usually don’t wonder how much i can sell this for hopefully a lot oh you plan on selling it i was thinking about it yeah you never know could be worth quite a lot later down the line any idea what it does

Not at the moment but i know some things are worth quite a lot during quests maybe i’ll hold on to it for a little bit and see how the market goes it’s always volatile this market so so alexa oh yeah how’d you know i guess oh

Oh yeah it shows totally that that makes sense now sorry just a new game still figuring it out played a bunch of other games but this one’s obviously quite a bit different it’s okay oh gosh that was great well now i know your name and i suppose

Everyone else i meet’s name you can just call me tez honestly gotcha yeah it’s easy you know it’s one funnel syllable and all that it’s easy to call me by that name all right tess oh yeah uh one more time tez sure can’t get enough of it great coming

Coming out of your voice i mean face i mean yeah yeah nothing yeah don’t worry about it don’t worry about it i’m i’m a bit awkward with this kind of stuff but i mean i’m pretty i’m pretty much a veteran of uh these types of games so if you ever

Have any general questions about rpgs and stuff you know and you’re easy on the eyes so i mean thank you well i guess thanks for the advice i would have probably just sold this thing at the first shop you over there hey nice to meet you nice to meet you as well wow

That item you got there that seems very very lovely you got there how about you hand it over huh i don’t have an item very valuable too i just have a cactus no that definitely was not the cactus he just tried to try to tease us there

Sorry no come on can we just look at these guys and i’m sorry they’re like juicing names are killing me that’s i voted and then you’re mom 69 xxx x mlp oh you guys you guys are great yeah yeah yeah what a roaming troop of uh clowns is that it what though

So you guys are just hunting down people alone just to get their loot or something yeah and if you don’t want to meet the same fate i’d hand over that little crystal you had in your hand seemed very valuable we’d be ashamed if the somebody as pretty as yourself got hurt there how

Messy this is your level advantages aren’t very high in the first parts of the floor who the hell do you think you are there’s three of them and two of us so maybe we should just unless someone knows something else is real life not really going the way

You want it to jeez man excuse me you’re trying to escape from everything aren’t you so you’re taking it out on poor defenseless players this isn’t about you this is about the jab hey ladies and gentlemen why don’t we formally exchange our names for later because obviously this isn’t going to be well

I don’t want to meet this with any violence but uh nice to meet you i’m alexa very sachi nice voice you got there thank you yes she’s very sultry i mean hey um um i i feel like maybe we should back out of this one uh it’s not the one and the

Not the one right not the girl but the other one but it kind of just i don’t know i don’t think we should mess with him Now if you were i mean if the girl was like by herself yeah we totally could take it but excuse me that’s good you realize you’re right there we go there’s not a local whisper function in this game wait there’s not like no you’re just speaking quietly it still travels just

As far as any other speaking why did you choose the name toy bone in any way they passed downs of generation to generation yeah it means a lot game fine come on then yeah yeah um yeah that’s right you guys better walk away that’s right how do you pronounce your name hello dean

Oh pleasure to make your acquaintance allowed yeah you better walk away that’s right yeah you don’t ever want to mess with toy boating yeah you got us you got us good sir let’s just make sure we don’t see you around here again yeah yeah you would you’d be sorry yeah definitely

If we cut your eyes again yeah you weren’t gonna be huh come on oh oh god i don’t ever wanna see those guys again ever again oh jeez what was that just an unsavory lot well no i understand what they were you know but you just talked them out of it

Uh well it’s just a bit of intimidation that’s all it is You didn’t even need to listen there’s a thing there’s a thing in real life where you can you can talk people down from anything given the right stance yeah but this is this is a game and they outnumbered us and that dude clearly had a rare axe

Yeah i do don’t i know the voice i can still hear you over there it’s not whatever hey you better not mess easily yeah so you want to go somewhere else that would probably be for the best Huh well at least we’re safe from them in here maybe yeah is that how it works oh hey uh you might not want to go that way hmm oh why why uh there’s there’s some uh annoying pvpers out that way yeah there’s some they’re trying to get first picks on everyone

Since everyone’s low level yeah that’s really rude certainly is but oh my friend here just scared him off at least for now but yeah they catch a solo player out there might not go well so you’ve played these types of games before Yeah yeah all right cool do either of you have any food i am very new to this type of game style i don’t right now i got some all right just testing out my cooking skill earlier and i made cactus soup oh you want something oh you know what i think i’m okay

Um i got plenty though i’m sure it’s great i’m sure it’s great i’m just uh yeah i don’t agree i haven’t found a way to get the spikes out of it But you haven’t removed the spikes no didn’t happen in the cooking process not sure how oh that’s that that would be constituted as a cooking failure generally they don’t come out with the spikes when it’s done correctly yeah level one cooking you know yeah they’re still edible i’ve been eating it all day

I mean yeah it still has some stats it’s just like you’ll you’ll get like the full benefit if it’s done right defense stuff maybe Yeah hopefully something like that but um yeah just uh trying to get killed out there it’s a doggy dog world you know apparently so it’s my first time with these types of games normally i’d be into that play style it’s just it’s trying to chill here you

Know just play for a little bit well i i don’t mean to brag but i’ve been around the around the block a few times with these types of games so i mean any questions i can probably answer them but uh probably not right now um i was actually on my way

Somewhere else i was trying to meet a few players oh where are you going no matt ah well general meet and greet trying to see some people you know i know i knew some people in the real world that uh got the game so oh okay yeah i won’t intrude upon that

Then that’s fine yeah just uh heed my warning and uh everything will be all right yeah just fine yeah like i said just just um act like you uh have something or hold something above them you know it’ll always it always works uh 50 of the time but yeah

You uh you guys take care have a have a good one and i’ll uh always 50 percent of the time always 50 of the time that’s my catchphrase you guys uh take care careful out there isn’t he’s i don’t know i don’t know okay then so um

Question yeah can we uh party up oh um and what’s the party system do for you in this game i guess it’s just like shady xp it’s players hi hi hi hi hi hello who wants to do uh like right now yeah yeah check out the sword i got i

Want to test it out don’t you get look at that sword on my purse i still need to throw a lob drop learn a i’ve got to learn the combat system i’ve never played these types of games before how do you equip a weapon oh no don’t worry i’ll let you

Have a moment to figure things out i’ll show you how this one no no no that’s jumping you’re literally just jumping you need to open up your menu and go into your image this one there we go yeah your equipment and then just about start a sword same sword i got yeah

So back 10 place yeah i got lucky enough for myself i could take you both on you wanna is there a 2v1 dueling system uh we can do it like he fights me first i don’t heal and then you fight me i i don’t think i want to

Right now oh come on don’t be a coward sure sure yeah okay all right fine sounds like a plane okay all right let’s go three all right two one and go okay do you know how to swing uh it’s this key right or is it this key

Just swing at the air act like you’re moving your arm yeah oh yeah try to put like some swing into it like you know go around a bit i’ve only ever played a couple of games before yeah but it’s like you move in real life just try to swing you off yes

Yeah okay okay let’s go i’m gonna go please please please please i need help don’t worry i can help you i don’t want to have to change this one you’re so amazing Then she showed up saved me we need we need to talk to her we need to bring her woofers he’s amazing okay wait hello alexa yo what up oh i see i see i see i see i see yeah you know um that’s cool and all it’s just

I don’t know if it’s exactly what we need to do right now i mean you know the kobolds only attack you if you attack first right i was just trying to pet them yeah there’s no petable creatures in this game i don’t think unless you have them as a pet

Yeah that’s a thing in fact i just found an item that helps with that i was told to hold on to it apparently can help you so beast training i like my frog here by the way what’s that you like my fox shield by the way

Yeah guys isn’t it yeah it’s a cool shield so you guys have been playing a little bit if you already got designed shields and stuff and no he bought the uh oh i get it i get it yeah makes sense yeah that’s good yeah so what are you guys doing out here

I’m grinding right now i was just hunting some low-level creatures i can see trying to try to get some strong things i have no idea why he’s out here not gonna lie huh was trying to find stuff to help you grind but then i found those creatures

And i tried to pet one of them like i said that they started talking to me for no reason yeah every creature has an aggro range yeah you gotta be careful sometimes oh okay yeah the cobalts they tend to be passive unless you get directly in their face

Which seems to likely be what happened wait did you did you hold on where’s your sword Right here i didn’t want to attack them they were cute you depicted oh Yeah that’s a wonderful combination tower shield and small dagger yeah right i like it yeah it seems like not nothing is possibly wrong with that setup whatsoever great great choice especially with that shield it’s not even it’s not even a proper deck it’s a reverse handle dagger

Of course what if people come from behind you know the shield’s in front of him yeah uh so it’s certainly one choice cool she knows that you use a weapon oh well um lucas uh yeah online mmo rule number uh number seven just because they have a girl avatar

Doesn’t necessarily make them a girl what are you trying to say about me yeah are you trying to assume her gender wow no i am never saying that wow tenshi tenchi is it noted i found keys hi cheese no i’m just saying to properly ask them before that

What you’d be don’t want to be defined as well he luckily in this case happens to be correct i am indeed amen but you know when i was selecting you know i don’t plan on playing this game for too long so just chose one and you

Know if i decide to keep playing the game i’ll just reset pick a different avatar actually spend some time in the character creator oh okay so that’s like the default female or something um i guess it’s one of them i don’t know i’m just playing a little bit of this

Game in the offseason hopefully it’ll be fun oh seems so good so far oh off season okay you’re gonna go full comp huh yeah something of a gamer outside of here yeah i i play comp every now and then but i’m more of the have fun with friends kind of deal oh you

Play gun girl couple times actually nice what’s your rank actually i can’t even remember it’s been that long me and my friends were playing it for a couple months and then we stopped it was kind of like oh gun gal basically this but with guns can i play it ah

There’s a lot of angry adults that play that one if you recall that one yeah i certainly run into quite a few of those myself i’ve probably been one of those myself from time to time if i’m being honest but you’re nice still i’m heading over to the town you guys

Want to come with me sure might be a good place to start to start logging out too anyway i gotta i gotta get ready for my college exams later this week oh fair enough let’s get moving you sound like you’re uh you sound like you’re a college level as well you going

To any school or anything like that no no gamer ah 24 7 huh i’m not 24 7 but i’m on a team you know i gotta oh you’re you’re into the esports scene exactly oh yeah i i once considered that for myself but after i lost like

Yeah so many ranked matches uh-huh i kind of like gave that can you remember your own rank yeah i mean i get it i get it you see how it draws some people in yeah yeah it’s more like i haven’t touched gun game so long but

It was fun when i did play it though huh good to hear did you ever play that other one though that fairy one no no it was like uh what was it it was when i came out right after uh the first version of this game actually yeah

Yeah she’s right here now can we get her Way back thank you everyone for watching sword art origins of course as you can see here we are featuring fan art this season so make sure to submit it on twitter on the discord or on the origins fan discord more stuff will be coming soon and i got

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Blooper i just i release at an sao blooper room before the actual episode be like guys sorry i know episode one supposed to go out but you did this i didn’t know what they were use your finger you swipe up obviously yeah yeah yeah my finger yeah of course yeah

That’s what i’m doing i love this guy that’s right that is And movement moment movements it’s the moments of totally the adventures i’m doing the spin off of adventures you better run like just yells at like random like like animals in the game