Xylophoney – Minecraft PIRATES! #4 – Dead Men Tell No Tales (Sea of Thieves Minecraft Roleplay)

Previously on a pirate’s life so you’ve had crazy captain’s before just one before this OHS marooned on the same island as met we should get out of here while we still can what has you so spooked I know that ship that would be captain so we tend this to

You know cruncher it’s quite all right this is Milo my husband fine you then you keep the cargo you’ve taken and the other half is ours we get any documents papers and maps in the captain’s course and we flip a doubloon winners keep silo deal field keep surfing we are believing

Until we find that map it’s not here traffic it has to be the manifest letters here and the map will be in a suspended treasure it has to be here somewhere what look look silo I’m I’m sorry I called her wife beautiful I I didn’t know you guys were men but I already

Told you we’re not married look love my wife love is complicated side ugly I’m not in love with her e it’s even in the Enigma one of the great mysteries of the world but that’s what makes it so wonderful it’s pretty mysterious all right you two were

Figuring out I’m sure and you know I don’t have to figure it out I just failed away stealing something from what she may have said to keep them look I don’t even care I’m not interested in a relationship I just you know don’t know what I’ll bury

Your face I know anyway what’s uh what’s that you’re reading there oh yeah this is uh you know when you told me to go to the captains quarters and they ever found this little snap so I took it you what took the map it seems to lead to

Some sort of treasure I can’t believe you did that huh what do you mean we just plundered the whole ship we had an agreement with with the love of your life Oh what was her name again name is oh look it’s not important what her name is

We’re not married she did this whole ceremony because she said she was a captain and she could perform the ritual the marriage ritual and I was like not I don’t think it even works like that either way we made an agreement that she could keep all the maps and manifests

And you know whatever you treated to be fair we made that agreement after I had already taken it I just I I don’t feel right about this but what’s wrong you steal and plunder and take things from people all the time the first time I do it you’re all high

And mighty I’m even a pirate needs to have a moral code it’s against the Pirates cold moral where does this line begin and end because I’m pretty sure you’ve killed people for a bottle of rum right well I can tell you one place it begins in it this map and stealing

Things we agreed we wouldn’t steal from and besides is that any way to treat a woman you’re going to be with for the rest of your life clearly I’m not going to be with them for the rest of my life of a marine here right now trying to get

Off no it’s not I’m I’m sorry I’m very sorry I I shouldn’t have taken them at is that what you’re saying that’s exactly what I’m saying but I mean at this point it’s too late now okay so you you have it we we might have calling you that I suppose sounds good

To me strange looks like it leads to black Fang Bay all right Don I don’t mean to be a bother but could it possibly be let down sir we’ve talked about this eight I captain so black Fang they you say I didn’t know there was a treasure that should pick

That up while we were there in the first place you know anything about the treasure now I didn’t know anything about the treasure huh well maybe we can ask around a little bit and find this treasure we’ll be rich I say we head there right away I say that’s probably a bad idea

Considering our chip is weighed down by an entire other ships worth of cargo right right right actually you do raise a good point there and don’t we want to sell this stuff off get the crew a little happy then we tell them we’re gonna go on a treasure hunt just because

In my experience treasure hunts don’t necessarily always go well yeah yeah I suppose besides you’re leaving anyway right I was going to but there’s a well this is the treasure now so I was thinking maybe I’ll stay you know we asked around the information is right I

Can stick around a little bit longer you know until we find the treasure I knew it he made me around him we’re still trying to get by aren’t you you’re just trying to use this as a way to stay on the ship so that you could overthrow

It and try to take over I’m on to you Lyle oh no that doesn’t even make any sense at the ship okay you keep saying that yes I will keep saying that cuz that’s the port remember silo I’ve got my eye on you well I’ve got my

Eye on you two can play at that game we should probably go now yeah yeah bag die I am me 17 crates of sugar 38 models of cotton assorted finery 12 cases of rum oh not the wrong we’ll be keeping that on board are you sure our usual

Rumrunners has gone missing there’s a lot of profit to be made I said we’ll be keeping the rough very well then 20 volts silk 30 crates of tobacco 40 barrels of gunpowder all oh no and not the gun batteries I’ll be needing 40 barrels why would you have need so much

It’s unsafe to have that much ownership of your site I said not the gunpowder and not the rum or the lemon I’ll be needing those as well very well with the rest of that cargo and our usual agreements of discretion that brings us to 300 the blooms 300 that’s not nearly

Enough I demand more if you’d like to include the rum in the gunpowder we could increase the price to 400 I said not to rob 500 of loads I’m afraid your cargo isn’t worth as much as it used to be there’d be many other successful pirates Balaam need waters as of late

Okay you couldn’t have one bottle but that’s 600 and we shared a bottle how about half the Gunpowder and we call it an even 301 doubloons I’ll even throw in a free drink you got yourself a deal yeah you drive a hard bargain sir just upload the cargo onto

The beach and my men will take care of the rest perfect Thanks and if you do happen to hear anything whoa whoa whoa whoa what excuse me miss I don’t know if you know this but this is a married man I’m not met what do you think you’re doing I see that look in your eye I know what you looked you’re

Scaring her men we’re just have a conversation silo’s not going to be unfaithful to his wife not on my watch I wasn’t going you don’t what is wrong with you look title you need to be faithful to your wife I’m not married I keep telling you this you keep saying

That but what do you mean exactly what do you think I mean I mean I’m not married to no woman so I don’t need to stay away from talking to other people and we were just talking I don’t follow look anyway do you want to hear about

How this really just tell me how the trade went it went quite well actually Peru absolutely first not only did I get him to go up on the price he offered me a free drink – really really oh just I expected you to go into that kind of

Thing and lose money but I’m impressed I have you know I’m quite been negotiated I Drive a hard bargain that’s what he told me oh well good job can’t wait to get the first paycheck what portion of the share would that be for me anyway yeah sounds

About that I’ve been thinking about that and see here’s the problem yes the the booty is split up amongst the crew yes and you’ve been saying all along that you’re not part of my crew in fact you’re pretty adamant about it oh I was with the crew well we took the prize

Yeah I guess you know it’s a part of the Pirates code again you know you’re bringing up this pirates code just so you don’t have to pay me no no do I seem like the type of you realize I will 90% of the reason we even got all that money

Yeah well either way I’m sorry it’s wait it’s out of my hands I know it’s it’s the code you know all those crates will be at the bottom of the ocean if it wasn’t for me yeah and well well there is one way what acknowledge that you’re

On my crew acknowledge that I’m on the crew will you at least not cut me out of part of the treasure that said yes absolutely it’s the least I could do it’s the least you could I found the mask of course you’re gonna let me in on the treasure

Ah speaking of the Matt have you find out anything about it yet are you serious right now what I mean I think I go asking people about the map you come up start berating them that I’m a married man they run off and you ask me what I’ve learned are you

Serious look I told you silo you need to stay faithful to your wife you know what I got an idea from now on if we need to talk to a pretty lady I’ll do all the talking and then you can talk to all the salty pirates I don’t exactly think

That’s fair see I’m not actually married so I don’t think there’s any problem with me talking to women and I feel like it might go a little more successful it’s liberal me personally look this is the way it is it’s a holy matrimony zidle I don’t make up these rules I’m just

Here to try to enforce them the left I can fine whatever let’s just find out about this treasure and get on with it no you want to know about Black bang bang yeah I it’s cursed you’re cursed you’re cursed your eye patch is cursed your mother died patches

Cars my bear is cursed I’m hers my mother’s heart have an eyepatch he does he’s never shown you oh look instead black Fang Bay is cursed I think we knew that right it’s all cursed oh yeah I’m pretty sure wing is that you’re cursed the roofs cursed that guy over there in

The corner is cursed look about the curses well here’s the Treasury about the curse I have lemons what can you tell us about our beat the lemons still have anything to do with curses now the lemons have everything to do with scurvy the jackal is exactly what covered but what can you

Tell us about the treasure map it’s cursed if you’ve laid eyes on the treasure map you’re already car’s yard and I’m cursed you’re cursed let’s go look at the most I I don’t really know how to read a map honestly you’re not cards then you’re

Good well I see you are but you said he was cursed a second ago he has my pad she’s cursed players cards that’s right up there by the way what oh I was a bear cursed it’s just an object red cars don’t look at him don’t look at oh okay

Look why are you okay sure we can trust this guy you can trust me easy okay I have a pile of gold type I have a hat I have beer I have Fred what else do you need to trust somebody we need to know about the treasure the whole reason

We’re here and I think they’d know tails they told me wait how did how did dead men tell no tales if they told you the tales the cars the cars okay you keep bringing up this curse is there any way to break the curse besides lemon of

Course there is he’s got to find the treasure the curse is broken when you find the treasure okay so try to acquire treasure okay yeah we just need to find the treasure in it but the treasure scars don’t go there but wait but I mean we’re gonna go there

There’s no no no no don’t go there what is worst thing that could happen if we get the treasure it’s cursed your cars these cars again is that badly cursed right now so so yo you will be cursed even worse it’s like curse times four I’m still like a moderate curse I’m

Sometimes four times four is a lot okay you want for ID analogous would you be able to see at your right eye and somewhere where the eye patches I suppose listen my friend dark wind blows what does that even mean the curse is coming I see it in your future red

See it in your future but the car doesn’t start to look at him don’t look I didn’t tell you to look at him oh hello can I talk to you over here for a second what hours my friends are cars so you like this gentleman night all day I

Looked at the bear again I feel like he might be a little intoxicated time allow for you what he’s saying yes but I know what I’m talking about obviously this guy I don’t know Oh cursed well maybe we should be a little bit wary about the tragic Fang

Bay is cursed but I mean he is right we we’ve seen it ourselves we know flat fan base curse so many have you Hong Kong have you ever seen a man come back from the dead dead man tell no tales I told you are they tall girl let’s get out of

Here okay yes it was good talking to you yeah don’t go there the car’s not reverse easy I lie too it wasn’t really good talking to me was actually when I died I said no that’s okay oh it’s special we’re on the same page well how’s it going have you unloaded

All the cargo yet hello why are you shaking hey I’m talking to you what’s wrong looks like you’ve seen I hear you’re already back into the treasure hunting business in won’t pay off how are you still alive alive matter you think I’m alive no you both meishuu

And that wasn’t the case so what do you want why are you here you really know how to pick on the captain in this one stupid yes yes he is clearly Xylo he’s come back from the grave to take revenge on his killer he most likely wants to

Kill you and then get back to wherever he came from don’t think you can weasel your way out of this one you want justice responsible my dad as he is no I specifically made him do it so the curse wouldn’t follow me around what you set me up

Of course he did your captain only thinks of himself and doesn’t care if his ambition to get the rest of a pill if you truly knew him you wouldn’t be surprised well no not surprised about that since I didn’t think he would come up with a

Plan like that so quickly don’t let him fool you he’s not the idiot he pretends to be that’s right I mean I most certainly am who’s right you were the one who killed hey if it’s a fight you want then let’s get this over with right Bab see you only want you

Good luck I’ll owe you all even if I did more to kill you why do you think the rest of these men are here so you not remember who they are oh sure I do they’re armed Carl and Steve and don’t forget Kevin did you seriously just make up names no

Of course not maybe they are the crew members you betray they are the other Pirates you’ve sent they are everyone who has gotten away and died because I expected there would be more of them in that case oh there this is just the beginning well

This won’t be enough I have a whole crew behind me right boys and they didn’t even invite me and feast on Captain believe the other one to me hey silo by the way and if we’re all human a little cousin I can see it in your eyes

Seriously you are my repeat you can hardly swing a sword maybe not but I know how to shoot a gun I was really hoping that work you can’t kill me I’m ready dead well I’ve had 12 lemons today come at me think those men what happened well I had

Some rum that time makes me a better fighter when why ghost over now well that I wouldn’t be so clever if I was drunk I wouldn’t have thought of it looks like you’ve missed Oh come on How come every time we fight together things have to explode I had this perfectly under control I oh this isn’t over have fun with the British name do the talking thing oh that thing hi You