Haah take this take this you son of a gun what are you going to by the Snowman that’s not fair Sam what are you going to do what take take this take that Dodge Jes Jes Jes body guard that’s not fair that’s not fair hey hey hey stop it I’m I’m going to put a rock in one of these snowballs and hurl it at you that don’t do that that’s dangerous don’t do that H get back get back get back get back you’re like peeking me you’re like playing Counter Strike what is happening a I’m terrified I win I win I’ve Dominated you I’ve dominated you hey Sam yes I got him you little you little get over here come come yes I I need to go Christmas shopping we’ve been playing around all goddamn day and I need to go Christmas shopping you haven’t gone Christmas shopping Sam what The heck’s wrong with you I haven’t gone Christmas shopping I’ve been putting get me anything I’m going to get you something I’m going to right now I got you something what did you get me you want to see it you want a little early it is Christmas day you want it you want It you want it it no you have to save you got to put it under the tree but I want to get my gifts cuz I I have not done that I’ve been putting it off I’ve been a little bit of a lazy boy so let’s Let’s go get some some gifts um you can actually help me I need to think of a gift for owl what would be good for owl oh yeah what would she want you could get her like she likes uh craft maybe like a ribbon or like awing kit wor maybe she would like Worms uh yeah maybe cuz she’s an owl they they like eat worms birds eat worms right they eat bird worms she’d probably love worms I know what you’re going to want I know what you want uh what what do you think I want you’ve I’ve always gotten you now be honest I’ve always Gotten you the best gifts that always pertain to exactly everything sure 100% I’m I’m The Best Gift Giver I think that there is out there so let’s go let’s get some guest W the mall is really hustle and bustly right now huh yes it is a really bustling place so oh hey you Think of it’s owl it’s hi owl oh hey Sam hey hello are you going Christmas shopping as well yeah I am I’m helping my friend EO find a gift for Daisy oh oh we also found your boyfriend Brent oh he’s alive it’s amazing how is that possible Don’t lab what don’t label that is your relationship UNS specifi you you know what you did well I mean everyone was here for it I mean cool you saw what we did we left them at the festival remember oh right yeah after you know you were bedridden for a while how you Feeling are you feeling better you feeling good he looks good he died no he’s fine die he just broke every bone in his body and got stabbed the whole thing I will why don’t you introduce us to your friend oh yeah so EO this is my friend Sam and K hello my best friends oh hi what was your name Sam could you say it again how you got a rude friend there owl no no no no no no no no he’s a robot so was he he’s got to put it in his Data Bank Sam his Compu Okay scan my face I am cool me put me in your data Bank uh it says here you had acne like four weeks ago all right I got to go I got to go I got to go I got to go wow Dam that robot’s a dick that Robot knows way too much man I feel uncomfortable that robot can see probably scan us he could probably scan us he’s really nice he’s got a history on me that’s kind of weird any well speaking of robots I needed to buy this wrench how much for this man I need this He’s going he’s going to get himself a wrench well we’re also going to go Christmas shopping coolit and I are buying some gifts we’ll probably meet up with you a little bit later oh we also have invitations to our party oh I gave you all seven of them at once can you Give them back to me to disseminate all the invitations give yeah you can have one I will give one to your robot friend if he promises not to be doing weird robot scanny stuff yeah don’t scan us anymore you were the ones that asked for It I bet I could scan you’re right now no no no is you did ask to be scanned so that is I did ask to be scanned that is true okay yes Sam don’t forget to invite your boyfriend he’s right here yeah invite your boyfriend Sam yours boyfriend your boyfriend yeah I’ll Invite him later I’ll invite him later anyways we’re going to go get some gifts we’ll meet up with you guys later okay okay bye you got to help me think of a good gift for owl what is a good gift for owl there’s a big toy store here we can come In here look at this does she like anime I don’t know much about her I’m going to be honest does she she doesn’t have a crab Cube maybe she wants a crab Cube that’s also very expensive look there’s like a little tooro there’s little my neighbor too your neighbor tooro yeah my neighbor Tooro what would what would she want she want a crab Cube that’s expensive cool man I don’t have money for that it is expensive this is all expensive but it’s Christmas time you have to a little bit beot D um I don’t have much money so We’re going to pick a gift but we’re going to have to shoplift it co we’re going to shoplift I don’t have any other options I don’t have any other options can’t steal it’s it’s at Christmas there’s no other options comment it’s either this Christmas time go big or go Home there’s literally a police officer going be on the naughty list there’s a police officer right there I don’t care about being on the naughty list do you think I care about the naughty list what what is I do what is it’s just it’s just Mumbo it’s just a folk tale it doesn’t Mean anything okay it’s just what they tell kids to to try to behave okay I’m getting on that naughty list and I don’t care so help me shoplift something okay I’ll distract him you grab something okay I’m going to grab some hey what going on it’s Christmas time do you want to Sing a Christmas song with me kit I have successfully shoplifted oh never mind you kind of smell where are you Sam I’m behind you where where behind you in the toy shop behind you where oh okay well I got owl’s gift now we’re both probably on the naughty list for That one um uh what did I do I just talked to a cop you helped me steal something W this is a really cool doll oh do you want that no not really but it’s cool look at this one look I know you watch it I know you is That a police call box do you want this do you want this hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait do you want this I got it I got it I got it we’re horrible people we’re horrible people I love it oh lovely shop you have Here welcome to Toy Zone please buy some toys I’m going to lose my apartment oh that sucks well we’ll come back later we’ll come back lat lat buy 3 cents hey St yeah look at that girl ooh which one the crab she she’s where she’s no no the girl over there reading the Books she’s wearing the same costume as me yes there’s lots of people wearing similar costumes uh that girl over there is also wearing the same costume as you fizzy is wearing the same costume yeah but that’s fizzy she’s kind of weird yeah no one likes fizzy that’s true yeah Yeah she’s kind of been like you got that weird thing going on with chaos it’s very weird what what weird thing I don’t you’re this is the first I’ve ever heard of it remember when we were camping and they were like hanging out and Bunny had like a missing face yeah That was weird kind of weird um well I’ve got you a gift should I I’m going I’m going probably pick out some more gifts here let me let me think um I’m just gonna Sam hey Sam hey Sam hey Sam check this one out over here behind you Behind you ready behind you Dam ready ready ready I mean he’s literally watching you do that what he literally witnessed he’s just staring at you as you put it back I don’t know what you’re talking about you tried to steal it right in front of him what are you thinking what Do you I didn’t steal anything I was just oh he’s got a little bat he’s got a little bat okay well we’ve got our gifts we’ve got our gifts wow look at how festive it is did you want to go talk to that girl invite her to the party invite Her to the party yeah yeah give me an invite give me an invite maybe maybe maybe she’s cool maybe she’s cool we need to invite we need to invite more people I should have been doing yeah we do you invite them okay you you invite this girl here I’ll watch you wizer up Damn girl uh you come here Often me yes do you want to come to Christmas party oo with with friends and people to meet amazing H wow is she not going to do it it’s kind of rude hope she does it that’s kind of mean I well I don’t I don’t have friends There you go okay what time is the party Sam I don’t know I don’t I don’t know just tonight I’m bad with numbers I have D I have D it’s the address is in the book we’ll see you there okay let’s let’s hand out some more gifts or some More invitations there you go invations invitations hey Gooby goo you want to come to a Christmas party we should there you go there you go let’s hey chaos chaos you want to come to the party let’s just we’re inviting come to the party you you Guys are you guys hugging oh it’s my ex Sam we don’t we don’t we don’t we don’t we don’t invite her to the party okay hi hey Shai Shai want to come to the Christmas party just going to ignore her I feel really bad she’s just she’s like She’s like looking bring your friend but not pom she’s not invited likes pom here you guys go you guys can share the invitation we’ve invited you you have been formerly invited acknowledge me here’s a complimentary snowball wow thanks there we go okay Coit let’s let’s head back and let’s prepare for the Party and then I was thinking we could go Christmas Caroline because you are the best at singing you are the very best yes and uh should I sing a song what song should I sing I don’t know what’s a Christmasy song well we’ll we we’ll go Caroline with it yeah daho Doace dah doace welcome crimas welcome cheer that’s amazing that’s a dah you got to teach me the lyrics so that I can sing D dah d d d welcome Christmas welcome cheer welcome Christmas welcome cheer we’ll get everyone together we’ll get owl and that that robot cyborg Looking fella and we’ll all sing we’ll make him sing too it’ll be so funny when he’s got to sing yes we’ll make the robot sing that’ll be hilarious yeah for making me feel bad about my acne about my acne about my acne well let’s let’s um I’m going to call up ow I’m going to call up owl and I’m going to tell her to come over yeah she’s she can help decorate wow it’s dark it’s it’s very dark in this corner did you not pay half the lighting bill or something how do you not pay half the Lighting bill I don’t know it’s like the lights are out in half of the house the lights out call owl can you give her a ring for me uh yes I’ll get the phone I’m put gifts under the tree you do that I’m going to go call owl I’ll be back Ow hey Coman what’s up come over bring your weird robot friend we’re going to decorate for the party oh all right do I bring Brent along with us no no no you sure but he’s your boyfriend he’s Sam’s boyfriend not my boyfriend I’m single not to come oh Who is that well actually you know what you should not to robot guy you know you know you guys are on speaker right yes you’re also on speaker you know Brent can hear you right we don’t we we want Brent to know that we don’t like him We’re very open about that that’s your boyfriend Sam I don’t like my boyfriend I can have a boyfriend and not like him I can have putting my hand over the I’m putting my hand over the speaker why don’t you like him Sam you literally stole him from me I just did that to spite you what the I have issues okay what are you going to do about yeah go ahead Etho invite Brent over it be great whatever Sam really wants to talk to him yeah you hear that Brent what a combo oh way I’m going to head over I’m Going to bring with me too okay bring everyone who Cares okay well it looks like you brought everyone with you put them on the goddamn speaker phone well I’ve got the little I’ve got their gifts I put their gifts I wrapped them up here so they all look nice and tidy and we can disseminate them to our friends and We’ll wait for everyone to arrive and are you going to make any delicious foods um well I’m not a cook but I could try aren’t you literally I thought you like cook stuff right well we are in cooking club but I’m still learning remember oh okay well cook something nice for our Friends and we’re going to go karaoke together and then we’ll have a nice a nice a nice time hello oh oh they’re at the door they’re at the door they’re at the door yay aming I made a cake you made cake everyone come inside come on it’s cake flavor it’s good we’re Going to go chist flavor the best flavor oh go damn I made a cake flavored cake look at that a cake cake everyone can have a little nibble and then everyone everyone gather around we are going to go Christmas Caroline and Kint will lead the show he’s going to teach us a song What he’s going to teach us a song He’s a great singer stand up there teach us a song what song are we going to sing while we go Christmas Caroline uh we’re going to sing uh Hark the Herald Angels Sing are you ready okay I think I know That one now you you you do it first and then we’ll copy you all right ready yes it goes uh hark the herald angel sing glory to the newborn okay okay okay okay okay let’s do it Etho Etho come back come back come back you can just record it Etho with Your little Robo yeah you little robot you little put in your little program or something yeah yeah you want you want to say that man want to say it I just said’s backing up his boyfriend I wish I had a man like that is very protective okay let’s let’s sing It together now let’s sing it together right ready one two three the angel s glory to the newn king ether you’re a little flat you’re a little flat flat you’re flat goddamn robot why would you say don’t say that he’s very sensitive that’s body body shaming me body shaming okay Co let’s go And let’s do the Christmas carols we will sing the song that we have just rehearsed it will be glorious we all sing the song that we just rehearsed Etho don’t be flat no mistake don’t be no mistake try this robot wait let let Etho Go first so this is how we Etho go first you start the S you start the singing and then we’ll come in as the choir and we’ll back you up go ahead Etho go knock on the door yeah show us your robot skills wow he just busted that door down With this robot strength Jesus Christ uh hey there hey kids how’s it goinging to them sing to hold I can I can I can fix this hold on scanning door printing he’s printing a door oh my God he’s Ste printing it where is that coming from oh God that’s amazing that’s Awesome what’s up how you going opens the door okay so you know we were going to sing Christmas carols but uh I kind of don’t want to do it Etho do it do it Etho we’re here to go go go go go ahead go ahead e theal number 91 wait what wait shut up shut what is he saying what is he saying what is he saying what he doing hey hey hey we practi that was just he’s just doing a little oh they closed the door on us God damn it EO how you going to invite them Now I just sung a song it’s not how the song goes are your sensors off in okay let me let me talk to them make sure you guys come to our Christmas party after we’ll we it’ll be starting like a couple hours thank you okay let’s go to the Next house you you you guys Etho you’re ruining the mood what mood we’re just going going around in the cold singing songs will start will you start I don’t know the lyrics it doesn’t matter you leave believe in yourself go knock on the door go do it Ell just opening and closing a door you walk up to someone’s house open and close their door really fast hi samonella and Mar oh noing we’re here to sing a Christmas cars yay all right start it owl jingle bells jingle Bingle Bell [Applause] Keep singing ow oh what hey a day or two ago I thought I’d take a ride Miss Mary bride was sitting by my side yay to our Christmas party y w make sure you come to our Christmas party come to our Christmas party come to the Christmas the police bring him over stop Pull his plugs don’t pull his plugs poting at me kill him kill him have you not seen I Robot have you not seen I Robot with Will Smith oh this is a House Co mint have you not seen I Robot with Will Smith didn’t he slap a guy No I Robot it’s a it’s it’s it it teaches us not to upset the robots because the robots are going to kill us all be upet Rock yes with Chris Rock okay let’s let’s do this okay K you you start first you you do your own song I Don’t no no Sam it’s your turn your turn no I’ll do next one I’ll do next one I’ll do next one I’ll do next one all right on Christmas song yeah ready knock knock knock knock just opening and closing someone’s door is it Knocking how you’re knock frantically open and cl We we’re here for invitationals to the Christmas party and we’ve come by singing uh a Carol this is our caroling group are you ready yes I’ll back you up all right ready yeah I’ll back you up we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish Merry Christmas Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you Merry Christmas Christmas happy New and many more what am I supposed to do I tried to call the police don’t call the police he tried to call the Christmas party brok come to the Christmas party we’re Christmas carolers it’s all the festive season supp I don’t remember this is how you Christmas give Us some figgy pudding give using give using break your kneecap this is br’s house we well we can’t ask you have a key for this you have a key for this place his house let’s all look at’s house wait wait who’s house guy wait there’s a guy wait what’s going on wait What’s going on weird guy here that’s gooy that’s Gooby he’s fine he just has a he has an overbite Sam sing to him that’s not what I was noticing sing to him sing to him uh oh wow fre gift what what what song should I sing com uh Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin blade an egg BL egg uh Batmobile Jer got away hey yay yay that’s a good one that was sure I want to hear you sing more uh what’s another song what’s another song A Joy to the World the Lord is Ren let Earth receive her King heart Remember it’s Christmas time again I wish I had more friends I don’t remember where the I came from yay Christmas make sure you come huh now you got to do another one he does not like sing to another person he’ll be I will not go turn the lights is a Heartbreak uh who wait wait save the song save the song you have to save the song look there’s like a little party happening here why w’t we invited they’re supposed to come to our party what the heck why are we invited fizzy oh she’s at the door oh they’re Going to the door they’re going to the door fizzy what yeah why weren’t we invited to the party that it’s not a party we were just hanging out okay yo yeah you you can come thank God I’m out of here wow e EO that guy doesn’t Like singing We don’t want you guys are having to come to the party anyways you guys have to come to the party anyways anyways fizzy you make sure you come to our party it’s starting in like 5 minutes come on e oh okay so come on Okay all going to the party oh we’re leaving right now yeah we’re going to the party everyone come to the party talk to you for a second Sam yeah what do you want to talk about are we talking over here this e though guys is a little yeah I’m walking I’m whispering and Walking to you just eat though guys a little bit of a buzz kill yeah it’s probably in this programming what we can do is we can get them all liquored up and we can oil up those gears Lube up those gears with liquor and then he’ll probably he’ll probably settle down so I Made sure to get a lot of booze let me get the booze yes give him give him some alcoholic beverages oh everybody’s coming Sam the party everyone come to the party we got a booze we got booze hopefully ether will lighten up with all the Boos rock around no cares about Christmas anymore what the heck what is this it’s booze it’s Christmas everyone getting a some kind of oil yes it’s good for you it’s good for the so pour it on your gears on your gears on your gears W look at all the people showing up wow this This place is getting very clustered look at okay everyone okay we’re we’re going to be giving out presents um presents K you should you should give a present to that one girl you like oh can get her anything say uh uh get her something quickly get her something Quickly quick okay okay cover for me cover for me I’ll be right back I’ll be right back grab something from upstairs go grab something okay so everyone can give each other gifts um that was in the invitation that it’s like a Secret Santa you all have to give each other gifts um It was in the in invitation so if you didn’t read the invitation sucks for you you all give each other gifts make sure that everyone has been given a good gift you gave me a head of a man what damn I borrowed these from your personal stash okay that works great I Think she’s going to love that I think she’s going to love it I think he’s going to love it okay ready go go oh oh co it it com it look at this oh oh oh oh oh God Sam I don’t know I’m a little flustered I’m a little I’m A little flustered I’m a little flustered oh cool uhoh wow no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait kette no you got a little too close there kette what are you doing uhoh uhoh Just kiss me in front of your boyfriend dude what the heck I’m in an open relationship oh okay I’m not in I don’t like do it’ll never work Etho I put my name as the secret Santa on oh he’s a drunk I think he really loed up those gears a Name yeah I’m your Secret Santa you’re supposed to give me a gift I put it in the invitation SEC Santa Santa is not a secret Sam he’s real real he’s more real than I am I got a little present from from from Sarah I haven’t seen Sarah in A while hi Sarah she’s got her little antlers and everything um owl I got you something where are you there so many freaking people oh there you are in the sea of people hi I got you a gift let me it’s right here here uh it’s all wrapped Up in presents you have to open presents what is it open the presents you got to open the presents oh okay look a computer oh computer yeah because the cuz you’re always on your laptop and it’s so laggy and your mic is always trash and you always have a delay So I got you a computer I always wanted a gaming computer you’re welcome I got you something too Sam yeah I know you have snuggle muffins so I decided to give you my very old plushy oh ow ow ow I also got him a friend for Snuggle muff what the no I Friends Sam I got you a gift it’s the friend for stuggle muff that’s just literally another snuggle it’s Thomas no his name is Mr Thomas there’s Mr Thomas in a stuffed oh this is actually great they I can have them all propped up I can have them all propped up and talking To each other yeah they’ll have full conversations and I got you I I got to give for you too Sam I wrote some words of encourage did you write me a poem darkest moment yeah yeah is it a poem it out loud read it out loud yeah Out loud okay I’m going to read it out loud I’ll read it out loud this is a poem everyone listen everyone listen everyone listen this is a poem by Etho are you guys ready okay it starts out as follows Etho yeah that was his poem was that you did Great you did great job EO IO he’s a little bit oh he’s passed out he’s passed out do you need to like take him upstairs or something yeah I think so I’m going to I’m going to take oh take the money free money free money free money come e let’s go Upstairs E’s losing it geth’s losing it take him upstairs let let him sleep sleep it off S come uh hey what’s uh what’s going on bring her to the ml toe bring her to the mus have you ever heard of uh Sonic the Hedgehog it was this Really cool show back in the ’90s and they made two two versions of it one was a dark evil classic comedy and the other was a fun short story about Chile dog she’s just like uhhuh well anyway I got you a gift oh uh it’s from Sam’s Personal stash yes I hope you like it yes oh there great lovely see she lik bring her to the mistletoe so so uh hey why don’t you come over over this way oh boy be careful light by the missl toe be careful L’s by the M toe be careful be Careful be careful oh my God oh God oh God oh my God get away get away get away get away get away light he just kissed me what the hell get out of the way of the missl toe it’s danger zone it’s the danger zone it’s the danger zone you Can’t be passing through there that’s very dangerous you come here often yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no get her close once once she’s close enough then we’ll have to force her to make out with you hold hold on wait wa that’s a little bit that’s a red flags sorry why is Everybody watching I helicopter Mom okay I helicopter Mom it’s the thing okay go go go go go okay okay maybe I’ll just go uh uh uh and then I’ll just uh who got it who got it somebody give it to me he’s running away with it no no no let Him no shy shy got it shy shy got it okay ready ready uh uh uh uh excuse me come here real quick excuse me this is so awkward holy God how are you kiss under that when it’s in between you kiss through let me put it through the Le Jesus Christ dude your uhoh minus s right now I guess the mistl toe means we got to uh you know uhoh uhoh cool uhoh cool coolman I’m here too uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh Sam Sam back back off Sam back up back off Sam back off EA go back upstairs okay Christmas rules and All you know uh it Happ uh here we here we go just rest just rest smooch smooch smooch smoo amazing that was wow wow Sam yeah I’m feeling something and I don’t know what it is but I think I like it okay well that’s amazing high five oh she gave you a Present she gave you a inside oh wow what’s inside the present how do I open this it’s taped weird why why does this tape look like it’s old like old I got a gift as I got a gift as well Sonic 2 The Adventure yo she actually is a Sonic fan Just like you’re a Sonic Sonic fan dude wow W I got a gift from Shai sh she gave me a Cavalcade of carrots an infinite amount of money an iPhone that is a lot of presents what in the hell a Sam yes oh I got a Nintendo S I got you I got You a gift you got me a gift I got you a gift oh you’ve gifted it back to yourself I’m going to set this up right now I got you Luigi’s Mansion Yes we finally got a switch this is awesome yo now so much we have like four game crabs We don’t need the game crabs we got the switch now get throw these out okay so last century get we’re put this on the floor like a toddler wood let’s well let’s all play some game crab and then we we’ve done all the festivities and people are probably going to have to Leave soon cuz I need my nappy time so I’ll let everyone do let’s all play some little game crab let’s all play some game crab and then everyone needs to scram this is an amazing game wow who who gave you this again that was incredible That was from Mimi wow got so many gifts how so many people have so much money it’s impressive there’s a lot of gifts here have we have we tried opening look at this from shyshy there’s Pocky there’s a lot of gifts what can I open Up these wa these ones don’t open for me why don’t these ones open but the other ones do I don’t think those are thing they’re barrels of stuff this is like barrels of potato oh oh maybe they’re only for you and that’s why only you can Open them and then these ones are for me and that’s why I can open them oh look I got Pocky Yen carrot get lots of great gifts hey did owl ever get her friend down from upstairs after oh I think they’re still asleep wonder if I wonder if they’re Cudd fre godamn door open damn I wonder if they’re cuddling maybe they like each other oh yes KT this is a gift I got for you oh a scratching po I actually really like this I knew you would like it I knew you would like it it’s got a little Ball it’s got a little ball yeah it’s perfect for you look at these two they’re so adorable they’re so adorable yeah well they needed to crash for the night it’s very where am I going to sleep I don’t freaking know what what what what do you Expect who we got a TV in here now holy Christ Almighty I had no wow come from I had no idea well you want to sit up and watch some some tunes we we can just chill um sit they seem to be chill it yeah we’ll let them we’ll just let them Sleep I guess I think eo’s probably um you can watch my favorite Christmas movie have you ever seen uh elf by uh with Will Ferell such a good one you know whenever you scratch the bottom of the barrel you get a will feral what does that mean it’s it’s like It’s a joke that he says it’s a thing did somebody say Lego Movie oh it’s Etho hello oh you’re awake guys it’s late what are you doing wait where am I what you’re in our house friend’s house how did I you you H over I could have sworn I was doing something um I was downstairs someone gave me a bottle of oil or something so I was drinking it and then I ended up here you got hunged over well that’s what happens when you drink Mass amounts of alcohol have some more I have some more no no No stop getting my friend drunk guys why not it makes him less of a freaking mood all the goddamn time yeah you’re kind of in a mood Etho hases anybody told you you’re in a mood a lot you’re always in a me in a mood you’re one to talk you’re Very mood what do you mean what’s wrong with my mood bro you have dyed hair bro you are calling out everybody you can’t even ask out a girl you’re the definition he asked out a girl he made out with a girl kissed her yeah he kissed under the missile toe I Didn’t ask her out I kissed her to the missile toe that’s a pretty good deal maybe I’ve you know what maybe I’ve underestimated you coolman that’s pretty impressive we’re having a moment right now looking deep my eyes good friends you guys are to become good friends I Was just scanning this livea on your throat my bad you you really went all the way didn’t you what guys guys guys guys is someone breaking into the Mimi’s house right there what’s going on the heck is that what is that I don’t know is that Santa Krampus it doesn’t look like Santa What is happening I oh my God oh my God oh God oh J oh God is did we just witness are we witnessing a kidnapping are we witnessing should we call 911 Sam I think this is time to call 911 I think we call the police where’s ply be where’s someone wait wait Etho you you probably have like a oh satellite satellite ethos satellite is that I have a phone guys I a phone it’s looking right at me it’s looking right at me why is it looking at us what is my gosh it’s on the roof it’s on the roof It’s on the roof yo the lights got turned out what the hell Yo God he on the roof is he on the roof we leave we leave we don’t stay here we go what is that thing should we hide should be hide oh he’s he’s downstairs he’s downstairs hide hide hide hide hide Hide what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing I see him he’s coming up he’s coming he’s laughing he’s laughing man here what happen wait wait is is that okay is she okay oh my God oh my God Christmas oh he gave her oh oh thank You what happened to Etho he just screamed e he’s gone is he gone is did he get Etho did he get Etho did he get e run run run run run what is happening I don’t know he’s after you he’s after you oh my God don’t Fall where are you kit commit commit am I the last one left no I will save me I will save me I will save me I will save me save me oh my head where are we what is this I don’t want to be here Sam what’s happening Co I don’t Knowas I’m scared I just woke up how long have you been up for the 5 minutes you guys were sleeping so I didn’t want to wake you up oh Etho what’s going on I don’t know I just you actually I had a dream like this once Did you you were there and he was there and uh but I don’t remember the door is being locked where are we did Santa kidnap us and we’re in a little Cage cell I don’t think that’s Santa man what the hell is this what the hell’s going On what are we supposed to be doing can we is there a way to get out of here Coan have you thought of any plans uh uh uh no I’m not strong enough eth you’re a robot do some robot bot stuff to get out bend the bar look behind you look behind You are you boys trying to escape yeah you calm down man that could be Santa I don’t think that’s Santa Santa’s an a pitiful effort that’s what gets you on the naughty list kman I I don’t want to be here what I do kman I Think we’re on the naughty list Co what did I didn’t do anything Merry Christmas my naughty children eth’s on the naughty list too what did you do Etho Etho what did you do what I’m I’m not naughty bro all I did was just K this person coners I don’t know Oh you are here reason you boys disgust me comment the three the murder of three Innocents uh-oh oh no uhoh really M people I don’t think so and Sam you mean you don’t think so don’t think he’s the covering up of it uhoh sickening uhoh you guys murdered people oh my gosh I Knew I should have called now Etho knows too much kit Etho knows too much you’re problem well wait I want to know what Etho did what did you do Etho the most disgusting of all eth murder what did he do heck is worse than murder you truly Deserve to be in this pit of lava your naughty actions oh my god of pirating the Bee Movie you PIR in the Bee Movie that’s a Haus act e what the hell what the hell man they would you know they worked really hard on that movie creators need residuals for mov to Make their living you ding Jerry Seinfeld played a b and he put all into that movie Jerry Seinfeld method acted as a be was it worth it e was it worth it all according to all known laws of Aviation a be should not be able to fly Yeah well that’s nothing compared to the bylaws of breaking the piracy laws you should always support your local Creator you deserve to be here I’m not even surprised I don’t you you pirated the Bee Movie that’s horrible yeah you’re you pirated three people’s lives you’re worse than us well I mean Krampus even Agreed that Etho is the worst one here so I mean we we can both shame eth as much as we want I get to judge you all day you’re a pirat pirat let me go wait what’s going on what hello there’s a there’s someone what’s happening what happening there’s a Naughty I want my presence what is that there oh there’s a Yeti there’s a small child this is what will happen to you boys is that the yetis from fortnite Yeti one and Yeti 2 it’s the fortnite yetis oh look at they’re doing the fortnite dance and everything oh you’re ugly oh Wow you disgust me boy now die oh God oh God oh gosh he Gregory from tried to swim in lava ooooa oh there’s three yetis there’s a lot of up Gregory what did what did what did Gregory do to get lava fied now let’s go party I’ll save these Boys for dinner what we’re going to be eaten alive damn how do we get out of this how do we get out of this we’re going to be I want to be eat metal I’ll break your teeth Oh e you really screw screwed up now haven’t you Etho this is your karma This I don’t think you noticed this Sam but you’re the lowest hanging cage so you’re probably the appetizer I’m the best guy cuz I’m up here above you I’m to main course the bragging about who’s more delicious I’m the sweetest one I’m the sweetest one why are we bragging about who’s more Delicious to eat I don’t think that’s what we should be focused on we should be focused on trying to get out of here big talk coming from the appetizer jeez let’s focus on trying to get out of here good you you’ve got little Contraptions right you’re you can try to Break out of this I I can’t break through solid steel robot you’ve got little gears and gadgets like Batman cyborg for the last freaking time just just CU you’re a rabit wait wait hello oh it’s owl it’s owl oh you flown in you’re flying fly I can fly I EO don’t You remember how did you get here where are we can you set us free yeah of course hit the button hurry got he’s just like getting smacked on the freaking head let me out let me out let me out of here get me out of here ow I don’t like this press the button now you know I’m bar oh there we go I got out my God yay we’re free okay well now we can oh my God I just fell to her Doom holy God Almighty are you okay my okay well luy why are you fishing now is Not the time oh sorry we need to escape out of here come on guys do the parkour the parkour par yeah look at this I will get this gu guy so cinematic we need we need to escape the yetis are going to eat our toes like They did that I think I hear them I oh there’s a Yeti there’s a Yeti right there oh God run through run there’s a Yeti there’s a Yeti go go go go oh God run run run e don’t lag behind follow the toys follow the toys follow the toys Oh God he’s coming follow the toys my leg oh co are you okay are you okay I’m okay I’m okay I twisted my ankle you have cat like freaking E I can’t see with your freaking face my face there we go follow the toys out follow the toys We did it there’s a dead body Jesus Christ a Jesus you can’t escape Krampus oh they’re they’re after us here this was here the whole time I had no idea Krampus had a cave in the center of town Jesus it’s incredible oh oh I need help I need help there we Go e e oh they’re literally up there oh God where are you look at oh they’re chasing us they’re chasing us they’re coming let’s run through this way let’s run through this way here here ow you’re so quick you’re so quick get them boys nicely done Escape ES wow they’re still After us they’re still after us how going to get them lost how going to lose them the school into the school okay into the school we’re going to go the school and we’re going to we’re going to hide from them in the school they are right on eth’s ass I feel like eth’s Done for I feel like eth’s oh eth’s going to get got eth’s going to get got don’t get got eth don’t get got hide hide hide everyone hide God oh God oh God oh God oh God God I don’t know what this school never going to the roof I’m Going to the roof come on Etho we lock him out we can lock him out out oh my God oh my God perfect H the trigger I juked them guys I successfully juked them oh God they’re there successfully them are you guys okay hi hide hide hide Hide Sam I’m calling you on my cellular phone they’re trying to find us on the roof get out of here I see you guys up there I can’t get up there Etho you like deoy a trampoline like a go- go gadget Etho trampoline or something what this Is robotism is really bad man I’m just saying I am just saying okay come on I’m going to I’m going to run to the bottom and I’ll I’ll catch one of you oh I will oh yeah I can put you guys down there’s a mega Yeti here I’m trying to Escape FL me down eth’s got Robo legs he can land on his Robo leg what you got Springs right Etho no I know bro the come on ow let’s go wa me the front you guys meet me in the Front all right we’re on the back Sam the back coming around front we’re coming around around front they’re looking at us go quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly we’re behind you behind you I’m behind you I’m behind you behind me I’m behind you where where where There we go run run run just let’s get home if we can get home W wa we got one of the yetis died one of the yetis died trap it worked nice let’s go let’s go let’s make it back home and we’ll be safe screw your child mama yeti is Jesus that is brutal the Y terrible okay you boys have my dinner let’s get home no let’s get home and then we’re safe I think we’re safe if we just lock the door are you sure yes I’m more than sure last time we were there they got us they probably go somewhere Else they’re going to find us that’s the first place to look for us is here we lock the doors we’ll probably be safe get in no we didn’t lock the doors last time they okay I’ll lock it and then you guys let’s come upstairs let’s think of A plan what’s the plan leave here where are we going to go cool I don’t know Ethan do you have a spot you’re kind of new me no I will I know I’ll go to my friend lighty’s house take us there house yes hurry they’re at they’re probably at no Don’t go out front you goof you you goof you goof they’re literally in the front L okay okay okay okay but his house going to have to jump off the balcony why is there a hole here don’t worry about it I punched the window when we were wait children Okay go go go go go I see the where’s light’s house you have to take us to’s house here right here we’re going the wrong way Sam oh my God we’re just cross house we should proba just leave him out hold up let me in we cross we cross into The other house and we can watch them from a distance because lighting’s light’s got kidnapped I think light it’s his house and he’s gone I has this house anymore I mean I could I could watch let’s watch them from a distance let’s watch from a they’re all in our house Crouch crouch crouch Crouch don’t jump they’re all in our house Crouch oh my God they’re in our room they’re looking my God this is terrifi oh God he’s sniffing the bed the bed sheets that’s I sleeped in that bed do you think you can track US now they’re getting your scent They’re trying to get your s they’re pouring salt over the floor Krampus we need to let our sleep smells like deception our search doesn’t end through the town oh God oh God it looks like they’re passing us there we go I think we’re safe look at m the m the Mama’s there The Mama’s there the Mama’s there wait mama yeti is angry no more spaghetti for you guys oh God Mama they’re having a whole scene oh look mama Mama’s theying let’s wait out here I’m sure when when Christmas is over Krampus can’t be hunting us anymore so if we Just hide out here and tell morning then we’re going to be good to go okay Right oh oh uhoh Jesus man I think someone’s home what a long night oh hi Lighty hey Lighty hi Lighty this is a little awkward we’re all sleeping in what the hell wake up wake up light’s here you will not believe you will not believe what happened oh oh you will not believe What occurred here tonight what did you do to my room it wasn’t us I know it looks bad but it what there was a giant uh Santa demon that nabbed Mimi why was NE Mimi in your house to begin with is is really the main question she sister Oh well she got nabbed by Krampus and yeah I don’t know what happened to her yeah well I mean we remember what happened to the last child that was with Krampus we watched Krampus eat a small child alive and I guess Mimi was we’re going to go thank you for letting us Camp out in your house though liy thank you for letting us sleep here I mean that maybe didn’t let us but um thank you for living near house thanks for being our neighbor just close the door make it less awkward well it looks like we had a successful Christmas you guys a mess this is great we watched a few kids get I got I got to kiss a girl yeah Etho got drunk for the first time he got proper wasted he doesn’t he got blackout drunk he doesn’t remember did a thing you saved us you Were like the de of the story I got lots of presents and lot of money and I love money I love money because of my gambling addiction my wallet lighter what the heck and we kissed yeah oh yeah we did KISS we did you guys kissed you He kissed it was fero it was ferocious I want to get a kiss E I like we both turn they all turn to E look at all these whistl toes look at all what do you mean e guys guys guys guys guys guys guys let’s do a group KISS aom group KISS we’re going to do a group I think I’ll sit this home this is a going fourway we’re going to fourway shut up cam get your camera ready go ahead go ahead go ahead God get in the four-way kiss get in the fourway kiss I’ll I’ll leave it on Record I’ll leave it on record come on come on come on I don’t want there’s people watching Through the Windows let them watch we’re filming this come on everyone everyone I don’t care get in here come get in here I’m refusing for once you know you guys you know either Though you’re welcome to refuse let’s let them moment let’s move in I already kissed them I already kissed them it’s too late I already kissed though now ow you kiss Sam I kiss Sam yeah kiss uh okay we got to get some lighting too there mood Lighting that was gr right now now we got on camera our threeway our threeway kiss our three-way kiss is on camera amazing sure subscribe though make sure to sub like And subscribe we’re we’re making we’re making a make out YouTube channel Video Information
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