Yandere High School – FIRST DAY! (Minecraft Roleplay) #1

Oh good morning tortoise morning sam i see that you uh already have your clothes on you seem to have uh been dressed and ready for school right before uh right before we even went to bed what we have school today yeah at school i thought it was saturday

No this is this monday dude it’s monday yes school starts soon morning we have to wake up super early that’s why i set the alarm clock so early in the morning what time it’s there’s thunder out oh my god it’s ridiculous how much thunder there is

Jeez louise okay so let’s get ready for school and then um we can uh head on down also do you have your class schedule right here yeah that’s what’s at seven a.m okay what time is it now uh i think it’s like six we have like about an hour okay okay so

Yeah we got some time okay so i’m going to uh quickly uh take a little bath and probably brush my teeth really really quick don’t come in here what i need okay fine i need you to take my bathroom stuff what am i supposed to do i need to get

Ready sam all right you know how long it takes me to get my hair done i’m just gonna take a quick little bath we’ve got like we’ve got like an hour dude so just chillax for a second i just brushed my teeth now watching tv are you watching tv what’s on uh what’s

On the tv right now just the local news looking what’s it saying oh my god there was a murder on the news yeah don’t worry they’ll never they’ll never catch me wait wait what what i said don’t worry just don’t watch the tv they just try to scare you sam

Just they use those scare tactics so i’m gonna go downstairs i’m gonna get something out of the refrigerator really quick nothing but a nice a nice drink in the morning it’s gonna have a nice feet no why are you drinking alcohol before school because i need a little buzz a little buzz before

School gets started you have a problem i think we need to talk about this what’s the big what’s the big deal i don’t see what the big deal is it’s a bottle away okay sam it’s fine it’s fine we have two tvs yeah dude of course how did you not know we

Had two tvs we’ve only lived here for a while now i’ve totally noticed this here before what are you talking about get some stuff out of the fridge would you like would you like me to make you some scrambled eggs no i’m good with my doritos here you got doritos are you

That’s what you’re gonna eat you’re gonna eat doritos for breakfast that’s what i always eat for breakfast oh my god that’s ridiculous okay well we have to get we have to get going to school soon so we may just have to buy some snacks uh on the way to school how about that

Oh okay because i don’t have time to make us a lunch or anything like that so let’s just get all of our stuff and go are you ready um i think so do i have everything yeah you’ve got you got your phone you’ve got my schedule

You got a little bit money with you you got some moneys mccarran it’s the first day of school dude you have my money back oh my god fine make it rain oh first day of school it’s still dark out well yeah because it’s morning dude so

Is that classmate yeah yeah i think uh these are classmates they’re getting ready for school where are you always looking around hi hey how’s it going is in our class yeah i think so i don’t know hey what what a year are you because he you you could be in our class

Might be we are oh look at that guy girl that’s a girl dude that’s a girl oh yeah yeah we’re in our second year as well so you’ll probably be in our class i’m sam and this is my good pal tortoise hi this is todas he’s pretty cool

Wait for me i’m super cool oh is this is this your your friend over there hi my name is jay the star how’s it going well we’re just uh on our way to class and you maybe you want to walk with us let’s walk to school together oh my god

We already have a posse dude we already have a posse of friends everyone’s like there are so many people out and about there they’re all probably head to school at the same time oh look the these these are probably like a bunch of it’s like little squatted girls

Look look at this one they always have one packs yeah they always travel in packs dude you’re just you’re just gonna cross the road you gotta look both ways okay what if a car hits you well i’m looking now what if a car hits you you’re just gonna

Stand in the middle of the road and look both ways is it safe is it safe to cross oh my god so you’re good you’re still standing in the middle of the road you really need like a crosswalk card or something there goes guys with the stop sign

Yeah yeah yeah yeah all right let’s get some snacks in here i got a little bit of money this probably isn’t going to cost too much what would you like to get margaritas there’s some doritos out there for you dude oh mountain dew oh wait i think our friend

Jade jay did you want that mountain dew oh he’s already got one i’m gonna get this wait uh i didn’t get that i think someone else picked up my mountain sam sam sam sam can i have the gamecube the gamecube it’s a gamecube dude that’s too expensive we can’t afford that

If we pull our money together i think we pull our money together we’ll only have like like eight dollars i have like six coins and five dollar bills that’s not enough for a gamecube dude dude who knows maybe we can haggle these are top of the line top of the

Line stuff right here top of the line do we have to just like save up yeah let’s let’s save up our money what does this mountain do i’m going to get mountain dew and doritos for breakfast maybe this girl has some money are you gonna ask people for money are you serious

Hey beautiful oh my god are you just hitting on girls for money tortoises that’s so scummy shh that’s so scary that’s how you do it oh she’s just she just leaves she just leaves she’s like yep and i’m gone i just gotta reject it but does that girl have a beard yeah

She’s just too little weird that’s pretty embarrassing dude that’s that’s straight up sad that’s sort of sad i set my standards possible and i was still do you want to take a picture oh wait oh kawaii invader it’ll last longer oh my god take your phone out are you taking a picture

Yeah right all right i’m gonna buy my stuff uh i have one mountain dew and one pack of doritos please how much for that uh you look familiar wait i do i mean i’ve been here before i don’t know if how do you not remember me do you have short-term memory

You are some kind of weird crab monster probably don’t make fun of the shopkeeper you might do like horrible disease and he has to work here now dude that must suck his guy would you have a skin condition oh yeah i probably shouldn’t mention that huh you’re so you’re like the school bully

You’re the school bully no you’re so mean all right how much is that gonna cost sir how much is that gonna cost uh any that’ll be i 25 have 25 wait i think dollars are ten so wait wait um one so that’s 20 um can you spot me can you spot me one

How much two i need one three four uh i have twenty four dollars there we go i just didn’t wanna split my tent got you what’s going on that’s so expensive twenty five dollars why did he why did a pack of doritos and mountain dew cost twenty five dollars

Because he made fun of him he just oh my god i’ll make sure next time to not make fun of him hello sir yeah no sorry sorry again we don’t live in america anymore yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s yen so mr good-looking shopkeeper how much for that gamecube

Can maybe like work out a deal or something are you just gonna like sweet talk up for the gamecube dude dude it’s a gamecube that’s true we could sonic adventures too oh the game the game crap it’s the game crap that one yeah how much is that game crap

You know i could you know i have this like nice latest iphone maybe you’re gonna give them your iphone it’s on sale right now oh my god yeah is he actually gonna sell that to you for really good oh wow that’s a lot how about if

I give you this iphone you’re just gonna give your iphone i don’t think it’s a really nice phone dude it comes with a two-year plan two years unlimited text and unlimited unlimited that’s basically what he wants it’s basically infinite money he’s basically giving you infinite uh give me the doritos back and it’s

Just what dude i need to eat for lunch oh dude we have a gamecube secretary don’t you have doritos yeah but i’m saving those for later oh my god fine fine i’m not gonna have anything for lunch dude i’m not going to have any food for lunch

It’s ridiculous i guess i’ll just go without eating today can i buy anything for 10 yen don’t blame me is there any food i can buy for 10 yen anything you think i’m pretending yeah yeah for ten a carrot i’ll buy a carrot i’ll have a carrot and mountain dew

Uh are there any carrots left okay lucky day there is a carry left dude we’ve been haggling in the store for so long school’s about to start we’re gonna be late aren’t we we’re gonna be late for school all right let’s let’s get to class let’s get to class

You should hurry up bye bye shopkeeper okay wait so he’s gonna wrap up the the gamecube for us is that what he said i already took it oh you have the gamecube yeah you can see uh well it looks a little different now oh okay i got check out check out okay

Okay so we will uh head to school now i think everyone’s late those guys are waiting for the bus i know right they’re waiting for the bus but like it doesn’t matter i think a lot of people are probably already in uh in school i think dude wait a second it’s like six

Something and our class starts very very soon i like i like how he stops like look both ways you just run dude i’m looking you’re gonna get you stan who stands in the middle of the street and then looks both ways so you’re supposed to do it it’s so bad

Dude we gotta hurry we gotta rush to class we gotta rush in here okay so what do we got going on here oh here’s the school dude oh okay which locker which locker do you want i think we can kind of pick lockers okay which one do you want we should get

Lockers right next to each other yeah yeah yeah um how about like over here right right right here so remember one two three four five six so i’m the six locker the seventh blocker okay maybe we can put all of our stuff in here well we don’t really have any books

Yet so we don’t really need to put anything away just yet but this these will be our lockers for the school year and then um do you want to like look around at all the classrooms and stuff this is right this is room 12 from 11. here’s what our classrooms are going to

Look like dude those are pretty fancy chairs look at this yeah wait where’s our class located oh yeah it says it says in the schedule dude you gotta look at your schedule okay word room uh pure uh first period room 23 okay room 20. i don’t know are you gonna

Get in trouble if you’re standing at the teacher’s desk there’s no teachers here okay we’re fine there’s the teachers are gonna see you they’re gonna get mad don’t give me in trouble dude don’t give me two oh yeah yeah i almost forgot i gotta call my mom real quick and tell her

I made it uh to school uh safely okay just ring up my mom i’ll go talk up these checks hey mom yeah i got to school i got to school pretty safely i’m here with tortoise i’m here with tortoise we’re about to start school mom okay i love you

I love you too mom god okay fine okay i’m done i i hung up on her so i told my mom that i’m safe dude i think i totally hit it off with them wait who were you just hitting on those girls yeah when she called me she called me

Weird they already have this name for me they already have a nickname for you that’s so cute this guy hitting dude are you having trouble with your locker he’s like trying to get in his locker it’s like it’s like stuck or something sorry smash in do you need us to help you can

Do a little smash maybe we can like kick it open for you he’s trying to get in his locker just pounding it i don’t think that’d work that wrench isn’t going to work try this doritos bag try to do that actually how do you have two doritos bags i have like eight

You have eight doritos bags are you kidding me i have to eat a carrot for lunch and you have eight doritos bags well you shouldn’t have uh traded in your doritos bag oh my god i really this is gonna be a terrible wreck oh um

We got to go class oh snap dude class is about to start we almost forgot everyone’s like already in class and stuff and we’re just like sitting here talking about dorito bags you’re gonna give me a tardy sam you can’t afford to get out there wait right what was the room room 23

This is 22 this is wait this is room 21 okay so it should be just up here i see everyone in this room anyways oh yeah oh yeah yeah it’s a server this is our room okay um where do you want to sit oh um maybe like sit back here i want to

Sit by the uh by the window own a window seat all right i’ll sit next to you i’m gonna stand there i think we off this we have to stand up dude you can’t say yet okay because you have to be to be polite for the teacher he’s like walkies pacing

Back and forth ring ring oh yep school just barely made it literally just made it i’m glad that uh that guy told us good morning class you can all take your seats now okay now we can take there we go this is fancy i’m already bored what we just

We’re just gonna fall asleep in class i am professor girth one of your teachers for the year hello professor garris gareth nightman uh if you could did you seriously fall asleep if you could uh um all be quiet we can do roll call okay he’s doing wrong call now he’s doing a

Little call tardis did we have homework no it’s first day of school dude we don’t have homework sometimes they have like jay the star yes present oh yeah that was the guy that we met earlier seem like oh here i’m here sit i’m right here

Over in the back gotta wave your hand at them did you notice me euro okay yeah um what were we saying tardis i don’t know what was i talking about you’re talking about homework oh yeah we didn’t have any homework right oh it’s the first day of school

That’s not going to give us any homework well somehow dragon not here oh someone’s already missed their first day tortoise that’s not good he’s saying your name tourist oh here he’s uh he i think he acknowledged him yeah jts but yeah it’s our first day of school we don’t need any homework

Sometimes we get like homework over the summer and stuff you know no did you have homework did you go to like summer school you didn’t go to summer school no of course not and that’s i i got like really good grades last year dude oh well this year i’m gonna really you know

Buckle down you’re gonna buckle down yeah oh my do you fall in this dude wake up my tortoise wake up god you just smacked me yeah yeah i gotta smack you over the head go dude don’t don’t dude don’t start a fight don’t start a fight from the

Teacher he might he might see you you hit me yeah you’re going to fall asleep no fighting see see tortoise you’re already getting me in trouble getting me in trouble no i was helping you they were going to find out all right i see done okay okay it looks like we have uh

Most the most people here okay so it seems like everyone most everyone is uh so uh in this class we will learn about all types of things ooh class is this well maybe we’ll be learning uh subjects from math science and why my life my wife left me

No wait what are you trying to say are there any questions do you have any questions tortoise i have a question tortoise has a question i have a question what was your wife’s name want to see my katana collection that was jay’s question sounds like a lovely lady i have another question

Another guy said are we going to learn japanese oh his name is jay the jts exchange dude english only please he’s like what i don’t think he understands i see exchange dude uh tortoise has another question i have another question don’t back chat your wife’s single now taurus what the heck

Is that too far wait is she single now i’m actually kind of curious is your wife single now do you want detention dude you’re gonna get us in such big trouble is your wife gonna be there dude tortoise i’m sorry i’m sorry tortoise go back to sleep just go back to sleep

You were better off asleep tortoise oh my god you’re gonna get us in so much trouble what are you doing i’m just gonna go back to sleep next time sensei sorry sensei dude even even the other classmates they’re getting mad at you wait okay i think he’s giving out he’s

Giving out like homework well we already have homework i always hate it right when school starts they just start giving out homework uh for this assignment i want um one person each class to introduce themselves to everyone awesome so it seems like one person’s going to have to stand up and introduce themselves

Okay i didn’t get mine someone else picked it up you didn’t give it to me assignment ow uh i got the assignment oh wait there we go how about you tortoise come up front and tell us a little bit about yourself i’m first he’s probably picking on you because you were like

Talking about his wife and stuff yeah but this is this is too far he’s being mean to me um hello my name is uh tortoise hi hi tortoise that that’s my friend sam over there i’m his friend i’m his i know that guy i know him

I know hey hey hey i know him i see him he’s up there how’s it going dude you’re doing such a good job right now am i doing good you do it dude you’re doing such a good job like i felt like i was doing great for those yeah

Dude you’re doing great i’m so proud of you right now yeah all right that was good you guys today okay good job jordan you took too long oh you took too long oh dude don’t worry don’t worry that was pretty good that’s pretty good thank you i would be way too nervous to

Go up there the next assignment will be to go home and bring an item that represents you okay sharpening my gamecube then present the item to the next class okay oh yeah you should bring the gamecube gamecube you should totally bring the gamecube to w sack

Yeah oh my god dude that’ll be so awesome if you bring the gamecube well we’ll be like show it off ring ring oh that’s about class is over i’ll see you tomorrow okay um well he explained it it was it was to to go home wait that’s what my wife

Last said to me oh my god class is over i’ll see you tomorrow that’s what is i’ll see you tomorrow that’s what his life is thank you for the wonderful class uh gareth the the teacher mr gareth here have some doritos i’m sorry leave my classroom dude don’t just bribe them with doritos

Dude you can bribe anyone with doritos everyone loves doritos all i have is this carrot to eat okay so let’s look at the schedule it says um 11 a.m is lunch time it’s got my it’s on me oh dude you’re going to make the teacher so angry all right so it’s lunch time

We’re going to eat those them doritos i’m going to eat my carrot um so it seems like everyone’s going down here for lunch time yeah yeah here’s the lunchroom over here dude oh who should we sit with yes maybe maybe someone will let us sit

With them was jay do you want to say aj can we sit with you here guys oh yeah yeah for sure dude let’s stay here how’s it going jay here take a c right next to me this is cool we already we’re already making some friends yeah what is this

I think this is like um this is like sauces and there’s sauce in front of me that guy’s sitting alone christina dude what happened to his face he looks so sad is that like sake or something is he like drinking yeah it’s just being sake you look super

Sad and depressed like drinking sake he’s got a big scar in his face like do you want to do you want to go talk to him and see everything he doesn’t like to talk about it jay did you think that we should go ask him i don’t know

Sure tortoise you you go ask about the scar very approachable i’m yay hey what’s up dude how’s it going want some doritos hi oh he’s the exchange student dude oh yeah like i just give everyone doritos okay how’s it going you want someone to read us oh god the teacher’s staring at me

Dude he’s got his eye on you dude i’m scared dude do not what did i do you were just you’re just being disrespectful all right but but i gotta say your your little uh presentation was pretty it was spot-on thank you so much buddy i’m nervous how’d you um

He looks so dangerous tortoise you know the face and the eye the thing what happened what happened there yeah this car hey how’s it going here how’s it going hi my name is sam this is sam i don’t know how to introduce myself tortoise back in my home country i was attacked

By a pack of wild wolves wow that is that is uh it’s pretty serious stuff dude this guy’s hardcore i like hardcore parkour i defeated them with all of them with my teeth and what’s them with his teeth i’m gonna go back and stand it open i i

Think uh i don’t wanna sit with him anymore dude that’s cool story tortoise something is wrong with that guy we need to stay away from him at all costs dude who’s that girl behind us huh she’s totally like like looking right at me dude she’s totally checking you out

Is she checking me out dude she’s checking you should give her your carrot right i’m really i’m really nervous i’m really nervous dude you’re fine like i’m not confident like you i’m not confident like you you just gotta act confident okay okay all right i came for the carrot dude i came for

The carrot i gave her it i gave her the carrot no that was great dude that was good dad do a good job she totally looks happy oh do you think she’s my girlfriend now oh got this is it working they’re totally like oh am i a playboy you gave me the characters

Oh that was that’s my that was my that’s my lunch no that was sam that was really good okay yeah you tried that’s what matters you know you don’t want to spend the rest of your life knowing like what could have been yeah exactly now that’s teacher’s still staring at me

He looks the other way he totally heard you he totally heard you ring ring okay it’s the bell this is the bell so where do we go now it is gym class wait wait let me look at my schedule and then look at my schedule okay

Uh physical education at the edge of the vocation was the gymnasium where’d you go i think you need some more of that mental education first physical education yeah that’s your medication education dude all right line up oh dude we’re gonna we’re gonna be so late oh my god it

Already started i already started getting like in line good luck right here i’m here i’m here i’m here oh my god dude you’re in the girls lane by the way what oh now you’re all flabby worthless maggots but i will break you dude that guy’s moustache is hardcore

He seems very very dangerous do you want to read for the gym teacher yeah i will rebuild you and then break you again dude this guy in the military do you want to ask him a question do you this guy will beat me up yeah he does look like

What is he gonna do to me then i don’t know now head to the locker room and get your uniforms oh okay so we gotta go to the boys locker room wait this is the girls locker room it says women but it’s a boys thing that’s confusing me this is the boys

Though i think oh wait where’d you go turtis what no i wasn’t looking at the locker room you were looking in the girls locker room i said i wasn’t looking on the other locker oh my god um which which locker we need to choose

A locker for you do you just jump in the pool yeah gotta you know clean up you have clothes on still you’re gonna get all wet suit for the rest of the day sam you’re gonna have to wear your gyms okay luckily you have a gym suit here

These will be our two lockers how about that all right so we are finally in our uniforms i like it jay jay are you still not able to get into your locker he’s like hitting his locker with that wrench what is that locker broken too

Is all of your lockers broken jay do you need help this is how i lock my locker oh that wrench he locks it he’s probably got like a big wrench lock thing anyways dude we we gotta we gotta get back to the gym whatever works for him you know

Everyone’s in their gym uniforms dude this this uh this girl looks like a guy i’m gonna be honest dude she’s gonna beat you up dude she probably will okay everyone everyone lined up everyone lined up are we in the back line start stretching oh my god i’m watching you buddy boy whoa whoa

Does that girl just say that she’s watching me she’s watching you do your stretches do your stress give her another carrot i’m out of carrots i only had one carrot i’m not rich like you’ve got like 10 doritos and a game cube yeah i have a gamecube oh my god dude

I suspect i spent a lot of my money to help you get that gamecube nurse they’re doing some jumping jacks okay two jumping jacks you really like this i’ll let you read them let’s start jumping jacks well doing a lot of jumping not so much jacking

You can reach for the gym i want to see you sweat dude this guy’s like oh boy he’s getting into it like what the heck he really enjoys his job pathetic i’ll see you i must step it up some of them came up some of the girls are getting worn out oh dude

Dude you you should do that in front of him he’ll be probably really impressed drop back you should you should go in front and do that yeah show off your no no i’m keeping you turned around oh yeah cause you’re trying to jump around hey mr gym teacher look look how good

Tortoise is look at my jumping jacks look at that tur look at that he’s got pretty good jumping jacks good job tortoise keep up them jumping jacks i think he’s super impressed is he super impressed worthless maggots oh okay i’ll just get this in mine okay that’s pretty embarrassing he

Wasn’t very important what he told me to go up there hey you know nothing ventured nothing gained especially especially you i think he’s talking to you he’s talking to me yeah oh wait but i sam what let’s see what what’s dork oh dude you’re just making fun of

Me i’m going to call my mom i’m going to call my mom why do you have your phone cause i’m going to call my mom supposed to put in the locker i’m feeling bad oh yeah you’re right huh don’t let the teacher see that i have my phone

We’re gonna do the obstacle course oh yeah there’s an obstacle course right in front of us over here oh go follow the gym teacher oh my gosh this is gonna be pretty difficult you you’d probably be able to be pretty good at this let me show you how it’s done

He fails the first jump oh my god he just failed so wow very good dude look look out there it’s the teacher look up oh my god he’s watching you boom read read read what the gym teacher says boom yeah that you kind of like so we’re supposed to like not do it

That’s uh that’s how you master the obstacle course you’re like half did it now go go go go okay uh okay i see we have to go one one at a time okay wait my turn you’re cut you just cut in front of that hero guys it’s fine wow good one tortoise

Good one you’re watching i’ll show you how to do it who oh my god i actually failed how embarrassing that’s so bad all right let’s see let’s see some people are able to do it actually okay i’m gonna do in one go are you ready are we ready

No someone hit me someone shot me i was about to make it don’t make excuses ow someone hit me i was literally dude i was literally about to make it and someone shot me with something i think someone hit a spit ball at me someone’s trying to sabotage

You someone tried to sabotage me i was about to do don’t complain i wanna make this i gotta make this oh this is such a hard jump uh we’re all super nervous to try this jump everyone’s super oh what someone hit me oh my god people keep hitting me off

We’re never gonna be able to beat this guys if if we keep whoa dude that jts guy is like owning he just went through the whole thing okay we work together i gotta do it oh what all the pressure is on me now i can’t make the jump because i need to

Impress the girl sam dude i gotta impress some girls yeah do you think that one girl oh my god i’m gonna do it oh my god i did it tortoise i did it you did it did everyone see me did everyone see me oh my god i’m so good

I’m so good oh no i don’t want it here we go what did you do sam go to the locker room oh oh i think i think it’s over stop lying oh i didn’t do it yet i’ve done it like 10 times dude that exchange student is a boss oh

Tortoise you’re about to make it um you can do it dude you can do it oh god now everyone’s watching this you can do it you can do it just don’t run into my fist too much pressure don’t run into my fist go away don’t run into my fist

Uh i’ll let you down i’ll let you do it just gonna i’m gonna hit the air i’m gonna hit the air everyone everyone was watching you good job oh thank you oh look it’s that one girl she’s just like hi oh that’s the person who didn’t accept your carrot

Oh yeah do you have the carrot hi hi have some doritos stop giving everyone doritos why because you’re making me look bad tardis well you should oh well she doesn’t want your doritos tortoise sam locker oh okay okay okay dude you you got your clothes wet though

Oh yeah you’re not gonna be able to wear any other clothes don’t just wear this oh stop closing door of me let me oh dude he’s like punching you yeah you’re gonna just have to stick with that okay because you’re not able because you you got your clothes do my

Oh right he wasn’t everyone else was jumping in oh you’re right you’re right i guess it would work with these clothes maybe these clothes are like kind of waterproof or something well what the heck the teacher just jumped in there with us i’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to

Be in a gym teacher i don’t think you should be in the bathtub with us i’m hello shut up oh my god i feel like here he can do whatever he wants i guess i feel a little violated tortoise right should we should we submit a complaint to the oh my gosh

Ow he’s punching me tortoise i’m being i’ve been abused i mean boost um teacher just like punched me i’m gonna submit a complaint i want to submit a complaint to the principal we had the principal’s office uh what slightly less weak maggots i thought this was really easy can

You make it harder next time yes stop it dude jts don’t make it harder for us dude please don’t make it i know you’re able to like kill packs of wolves with your bare teeth back in norway i used to climb mountains with my bare hands spare hands

Actual and by bare hands he means actual bare hands that comes later in the year what we have to climb mountains later in the year are you kidding me with bare hands yay dude dude jts seriously bro seriously seriously bro seriously like seriously are you doing this to me right

Now this is what you’re seriously doing to me right now ow stop hitting me you guys are getting real close they’re they’re very yeah i know we can almost almost kiss them on the nose that’s so close i got this close i got this close to him

All right okay okay okay i think i think uh jim gym class has like ended let’s go yeah sleep you did you grab your clothes at least so you can change yeah i got them okay okay all right bye gym teacher i’m probably gonna report you to the principal

By watching us change and yeah it up this killed the principal oh that’s pretty i killed what wow i’m not even gonna question that no i’m gonna question that let’s go to our lockers all right let’s look at the schedule okay yeah go go home so it’s four it’s

Before we basically have to go home let’s go to our lockers wait one two three these are lockers this is my stuff um we haven’t really gotten any books yet yeah but well we do the teacher the teacher dude he’s totally watching you i know him

Dude we should pull a prank on him i know where he lives really know where he lives i know where he lives dude we could like tp his house dude yes have a good night everyone except for you tortoise dude the teacher hates you so much

Hey taurus nice job on the course oh thank you nice beard wait did she just give you doritos oh i got doritos too all right let’s let’s let’s head back home because we have to we have to get um i have to think of an item right that i

Can bring to class all right hey sam and tortoise hey what’s up jts wait for me what’s up dude dude like i know that you’re super strong and everything like you’re really you’re really crazy person hey wanna go hunt a deer late no no no we wanna we wanna go play gamecube

We want to go play super mario kart that’s what we want to do you want to come play super mario kart with us not hunting deers because that’s like you know pretty hardcore stuff hey what’s up man oh he’s starting he’s trying to talk to you yeah

Like like maybe we could play hunter simulator on the gamecube that’s just too bad right this guy’s so crazy i do not want to mess with him but maybe you come to our house later and play gamecube do you want to invite him i don’t know i feel bad maybe later okay

Um be careful with sensei he’s very emotional yes i can see i see that now i have made mistakes you have made mistakes is there any way to amend uh what you’ve done maybe if like get him back together with his wife oh my god hook him back up that

Should be our plan alright let’s go home because i want to go get um i want to i got to think of something oh yeah it’s gts hey guys come check out my this is your car jts or jay the star are you kidding me what

Dude this is this is like a race car you straight up have a race car oh i was just walking on his race car sorry for oh you’re stepping out you’re like standing on top of his race car what’s your problem tortoise i’m sorry about that you’re standing on his race car

Come on dude i’m sorry how much money do you have dude are you rich do you come from a rich family oh dude he just gave me like 10 bucks what he’s gave me 10 yen oh my god thank you dude i’ll be able to

Buy so many carrots that’s how rich i am what he gave me doritos doritos are basically currency here and basically basically currency in this school it’s it’s it doesn’t matter how much money you have how many doritos you have look at the teacher’s car the gym teacher’s car he’s got like a monster

Is that this car what’s it say machine turd machine hey gym teacher how do you even get up there i don’t know dude did he just spring up there did you just spring on top of his car get away from my car dude that guy’s so insane look at jake

Jay is just hitting his wheels with his wrenching it i don’t think that’s fixing it dude oh my god oh my god dude do not mess with the gym teacher do not mess with the gym teacher ron jay ron jay dude let’s just get out of here

Let’s get out of here the gym teacher is seems really really scary and i do not want to screw up that oh there’s a bunch of people waiting for the bus hey guys luckily we don’t we don’t know who was that loser from before do you know him why did he give you

Oh my god they’re talking about me that’s it dude are they talking about me oh it’s probably some other loser who gave me oh my god dude dude don’t let them see don’t let them see me i’m going to walk backwards you have you have a bunny hat it’s

Probably more comfortable i’m going to walk backwards so they don’t see my face don’t don’t let them know tortoise cover me don’t let them notice me i’m super shy no no they notice me tortoise they notice me they notice me rod tortoise where are we running i do we’re going

Home tour so we’ll play gamecube i won’t play gamecube let’s go home see now they think you’re weird is that bunny boy okay i’m not weird i also play gamecube why’d you give him a carrot you should have gave him doritos no i’m so embarrassed i’m so embarrassed taurus let’s just go

Home let’s go home come on here come here tortoise he just locked me up sorry sorry sorry all right i gotta think of something to bring to school tomorrow bring your uh your alcohol i could dude i’m not good maybe maybe the the teacher would like to drink it with me yeah

All right oh let’s close our front door did you leave the front door open did we not close the front doors when we left anyone stole anything let’s check the house pretty good neighborhood it’s a pretty safe neighborhood i think everything’s good yeah yeah wait a second where’s my dvds

What’s dvd uh teletubbies dude i don’t see my teletubbies dvd a complete season box that is gone yeah you don’t do where’s my where’s my teletubbies dvd are you serious someone steal our teletubbies are you serious oh no not here it’s right here oh dude don’t scare me like that’s right

That’s weird oh dude hello are they someone here can you answer can you answer the door i think it’s that one girl should i say you’re not here you say i’m not here dude so i’m not here yes hello i’m coming oh like everyone’s out here

Why is everyone out there hi how’s it going don’t tell him tell them i i left okay so i’m not here hi do they what what do they want i don’t know they’re all just looking at me can you do this to the bunny guy okay oh carrot

Okay just giving the carrot wait is she giving me a carrot or is it the carrot that i gave her no she gave me like a bunch of carrots oh no she just ran away bye tortoise they all leave did they all leave she gave you some carrots look

I do like carrots she gave us a lot of carrots i think that she likes you oh my god dude i want to give her so many carrots c nerds oh i think they’re making fun of us tortoise no they were making fun of me they were making

Fun of me i’m just no i’m just gonna go in my bed they’re making fun of me i don’t even want to go to school tomorrow they’re just a compliment nowadays is a compliment were they complimenting me when they told me i was a nerd and then threw carrots at me and that

You were weird and yeah and they’re talking behind my back and a loser yeah they think i’m cool yeah dude that means they think you’re cool and hip okay okay so i’m okay with that you just gotta step out you wanna play you wanna play some gamecube

I wanna play some gamecube you got mario kart did you get any games no no how are we gonna play gamecube without games oh look look no is that the teacher see that’s where he lives he lives next door dude that’s not good why is this why is jay at the teacher’s house

Wait why is hanging out the teacher i don’t know dude is he pulling pranks on the teacher i don’t know what he was doing all right all right i’m gonna i’m gonna go i’m gonna go just chillax and watch some tv all right you