Yoshi’s EPIC Minecraft Hunger Games Adventure!

Hello guys and welcome back to some more Hunger Games I nearly choked in that intro and I can’t be bothered to redo it again I’m going solo today because I went around and asked as I got back from Eurogamer yo anybody want to record with me and I

Didn’t get any replies no one likes me no it’s just people are busy anyway stock window it’s the most out of Hunger Games guys we’re here dry bone value oh my God yes of that as well how did I get oh that’s beautiful I love a good start to the

Game like that so we’re just going solo for a couple of rounds today here on Dragon Valley you know how I do on dry bone Valley first thing you gotta go for after the chests is those sexy carrots why because goddamn carrots make you see

Better and I’m a Yoshi and that has no relevance whatsoever they’re just actually really nice food it’s really tasty this tastes good I like it but apparently they do help your eyes so I’m bullshitting Kyoshi to Mario I can be educational too I really really can’t um

I’m not going to try and be educational right should I look for chests around here I don’t know I don’t usually like doing it because they either spawn in the shed it’s not even the shed it’s like a barn that’s the word it’s a barn

I love that word a barn I sound Welsh when I say it oh going to the barn that’s not even worse um but yeah sometimes there’s stuff in there and if there isn’t then you kind of wasted a lot of time and I got a weapon as well so I’m all good I’m

Actually gonna go up to that waterfall mountain and you know what no no no I’m not I always go that way and I never do too good with it so you know what we’re gonna mix it up today we’re gonna see what we can do changing the rules not

The very rules to be changed but let’s say that there are they’ve just been changed like like that I can’t actually snap my fingers because they’re kind of sweaty because I’ve been holding onto my mouse for about five hours but that’s not the point it’s fine it is

Perfectly okay smelling like cheese and what no yes okay perhaps all right let’s see is there anything around it I never know if there’s stuff around here is anyone hitting me you noobs at least I’m fine on food I do not have to worry about food for a long ass time and I

Love it go back from Eurogamer today that was a lot of fun there’s someone on the boat so I’m not gonna go there instead I don’t know if there’s anything around there is there anything no let’s just cycle oh there’s something there though oh Quick’s got wait should we

Quick scrub this 360. quick Skype yeah let’s just pretend that works all right nope there’s nothing there right let’s just go around see what’s going on in the world die die bone Valley you know I think that’s a better name die bone Valley because people die on it and

See what I mean I’m punny actually pretend that I am for one minute oh there’s someone there who’s that is that is that a Tyler skin hi fake brotato Tyler I love you how’s it going bro I don’t know if I want to kill him now

Do I want to kill him that’s like a cowboy Tyler right there is that cowboy Tyler I’m not sure Tyler’s got too many goddamn skins but I don’t know what freaking is so let’s just attack him Tyler I I loved you and you betrayed me man uh you’ve also got quite good armor

On but I have better armor so you can die I think he’s going down yep he’s he’s definitely losing here oh is the assless chaps Tyler that’s my favorite Tyler because he’s got assless chaps oh that’s sexy I like it come on bro I’m coming for you there’s no defeating it

Ha you LOL well I’m just gonna avoid you now and I’m gonna go under the water and avoid your fishing rod like a bus except when I get stuck on something that I cannot see underground then that’s never good no did he just fish me I believe he did all

Right well let me just get him here come on I think he’s just trying to regen Health but it ain’t gonna work it could because you know he might have food but that’s not the point let’s just pretend that it’s not gonna work oh my God I don’t I don’t want to just

Sail through this freaking Cove it’s not even sailing it’s swimming although I am a Yoshi the Yoshi’s sail or the Yoshi swim if we’re going by Super Mario Sunshine logic sun sign Oh Super Mario Sunshine that’s no good uh I’m need to breathe breathing is fun uh if we’re going by

Super Mario Sunshine logic they do neither they freaking die what was that logic God damn it Nintendo you suck dicks dicks and penises they’re not the same thing a dick is a dick and a penis is a penis you’re a great logic yeah okay come on this is just a cat and mouse

Chase except it’s a Yoshi and pervert Chase Tyler I’m not calling you a pervert I’m just calling you special okay I love you very much you’re just kind of interesting you’re definitely a study for the psychologists I mean there’s something that’s great about you come on please die please die please die

How am I taking damage what was that damage from thank you oh hello oh God there’s two other one no I think I just changed languages there no I got him God damn it I didn’t want to kill Tyler either really I love him with all my heart and my soul

And my feet because he’s got a foot fetish I don’t get foot how did we get on the topic of foot fetishes let’s not talk about foot fetishes let’s go to another game because that’s probably a more sensible thing to do whoa hey guys guess who freaking followed me

Assless chaps Tyler he’s he’s there you can kind of see him he’s peeking he’s parving he peek a Parvin that’s where you perv and you peek two perv anyway let’s actually concentrate on getting the game shall we sounds like a good idea okay if I can get any starter

Chests like I had last time that would be a miracle oh no you know what I should have gone for the sword overall the sword would have been a better idea although there should be some stuff here please just a sword oh yes I’m happy

With that that is nice fun time you die you’re gonna die right now you are gonna die in a hole except you’re not in a hole and it looks like you’re not gonna die so I just lied to the viewers and now I feel bad okay apparently yeah I’ve

Been talking about cheese today don’t know why I’ve been talking about cheese I think it’s because I’m craving cheese cheese has a great food it’s Dairy it’s it’s Larry it’s hairy occasionally if you eat the wrong kind of cheese and it’s been in the fridge for like way too

Long uh but yeah it could be still good it’s okay here’s Arthur’s chaps Tyler I feel like we need to kill him sorry else is chaps Tyler I love you very much I really do and I love you like a mother loves a son uh because I’m your mother

God damn it Jesus Pieces cheese and knees I like cheese I like knees I like bees I like getting them for freeze God damn it one last game yeah today is random commentary thing yeah what okay okay we have time for one more game so

We are here on unknown map even though it’s fire games one or two I’m not really sure this is the map that is kind of water phobia water phobia I don’t Hydrophobia I think that’s actually it uh it’s basically the one where if you uh if you touch the water you’re gonna

Die it’s exactly what’s gonna happen and people are already killing me so I think I’d rather touch the water than touch some of these stinky people here uh you’re not stinky you’re just ungroomed I’m sorry guys yourself you know brush your hair you know you can you can wash yourself you

Can you can do all of it it really really works I don’t know why I’m teaching you this okay let’s try and get something at least oh stone sword baby yeah uh oh Batman okay this guy asked for a photo earlier now he’s being a douche except I still kind of love him

Uh Batman no no Batman bad man I kill you okay I just killed Batman now I feel really really bad about myself Batman I love you I’m sorry you can drive around in your Batmobile as much as you want I was about to call it a boatmobile uh I

Think a boatmobile would be cooler because you know you’re like riding up on the land and then you think you know what I want to go for a swim but I don’t I want to sail as we were talking about earlier and then you just kind of push a

Button and your wheels do something I don’t know and you become a boat and it would be awesome that’d be a lot of fun I would enjoy a boat mobile who wants to make that for me anyone want to make me a boat mobile I would be very happy I

Would pay you a whole one pound and 23 Pence that would be awesome okay I am just blabbering absolute crap today and you guys love it right I have some sticks and I have one iron ingot I would love to try and find one more this

Person has a lot of iron armor that I would love very much thank you please excuse me excuse me oh look at you you ducking I’m waving duck it away then ah duck and weave I’m just ducking and weaving kind of not really I’m not even weaving I’m just peeing I’m not peeing

Right now that’d be weird if I did that in a video oh god oh that’s not good that’s a no good right oh damn it yeah I figured as much I should have been jumping more that was my loss that that was my loss well today was

Just a whole bunch of losses wasn’t it but it was okay so I hope you guys enjoyed the episode if you did don’t forget to rate and comment and subscribe I’ve been Yoshi to Mario the crazy you’re watching on your screen right now and I will see you all a little bit

Later I um I kind of love some of you maybe not only you I don’t know we’ll see