You’re WRONG About These Minecraft Features

This is not a damaged Anvil these are not trees and this technically did used to be a ravine but hasn’t been called that for several years now each and every Minecraft player has some slightly inaccurate lingo inside of them ranging from the innocuous parody differences like the enchantment table that’s not

What this is called by the way all the way up to things like half slabs or blue coral which are so widely used but entirely Incorrect and so here are some of the Minecraft features that you definitely know about but might not know the name of because let’s be honest

Everyone calls this the obsidian pillars or the obsidian Towers or maybe the end pillars these are giant obsidian piles in your end which function as incredibly useful sources of obsidian especially in the later game because they go all the way down to y0 however the word obsidian

Is nowhere in its actual name because it’s actually called an M Spike oh that feels wrong just like how it feels wrong when you’re not subscribed to a channel you like this is something I’d like to raise a PSA for subscribing to channels is a great way to encourage the YouTube

Subscription feed to send you things that you would like to see and if you do have this channel it’s something I’d really appreciate just like how I really appreciate if we stop calling this the zombie pigman I know that it used to be called the zombie pigman but he’s not a

Pig man anymore and honestly I’m kind of glad whenever you look at the old villager designs uh but instead he is a zombie pig Lin this is an entirely new species of animal that has a real pension for gold and when they go to the Overworld or the end for long enough

Then they become a zombified piglet which is what you’re seeing right here exactly how these guys got zombified is a weird part of Minecraft’s law and personally a piece I’d rather not explore but something that you should do if you’re in the never anyway is think about these warped and Crimson trees as

Actually warped and Crimson fungi the reason that this distinction is important is because they don’t drop log blocks they drop stem blocks these stem blocks can be crafted into planks but these planks are different to all other planks because they won’t function in a furnace and most crucially if all won’t

Craft another boat the idea of a boat made from these ingredients which could work on lava is one of Minecraft’s biggest wastes instead we got the Strider which is much more like a pig with a cat on a stick however it’s just not the same and so Minecraft has two

Types of wood one is actually wood and one is stem and it’s important to know the difference between those however you can still use the stem as sticks and smelt it in a furnace anyway which makes no sense if you’re really thinking about it just like how it makes no sense to

Call this anything but the enchantment table right I mean it’s the place where you put enchantments on your stuff however here’s the fun thing this is actually a parody difference on Java it’s called the enchanting table and on Bedrock only is it called the enchantment table I actually imagine it

Was added to bedrock as the enchantment table because developers genuinely didn’t think that it was called anything but the enchantment table but because of this it means that Minecraft generally sees Java as the correct version when it comes to parody decisions it’s not something I like but it’s something I’ve

Observed and so the enchantment table is actually the enchanting table in the true eyes of Minecraft however I imagine they’ll probably leave this parody difference forever because most people just call it the Bedrock one anyway and so do they even need to fix it that’s something that is debatable just like

This next one which is one of the most famous misconceptions in Minecraft did you know the monster spawner of the mob spawner this weird Cobblestone and mossy cobblestone room with the spawner and the chest you know this room is actually called the dungeon except not actually

The dungeon was changed in 1.14 to be known as the monster room this is a Java only change but again we can imagine that eventually this will come to bedrock and so this is a double misconception you might think the monster spawner is called the dungeon but it’s actually the monster room which

Is a lot closer to what people were calling before they corrected themselves for saying the dungeon and so now you can start to see why some of these things start to persist just like how Minecraft have officially said that this is one round and this is two drowned uh

Drowned is a singular plural just like how this is one sheep and this is two sheep however when it comes to the community we might call this drowns instead is that correct or is that not correct well technically speaking this is one fish this is two fish but this is

Two fishes because they are different species of fish and so I’m going to take the community side on this one and say maybe we could argue that we’re actually saying there’s multiple types of drowned and so these are actually drowned as you know that’s definitely my point here

Anyway with that said the next really confusing term that people get confused maybe rightfully so is illeges this is something Minecraft has been working really hard on to make a new set of illeger mobs who are villagers with ill intent or in other words bad villagers a humanoid type of mob with actual

Intentions in the Minecraft world it’s a really fun idea however one of the first sets of these they added after the Woolen Mansion was called the Pillager and so a lot of people will call these mobs these illagers together the pillagers because they technically would

Pillage a village if it came to it but they’re actually illeges of which there is these distinct subset of pillagers whose sometimes pillage villagers with other illeges man it really feels like Minecraft did this intentionally right anyway the next case here is the skeletons riding a skeleton horse what

Do you think they’re called a lot of people might say skeleton horse jockey but they’re actually skeleton horse men which sounds a lot like they’re half horse half man but I guess the same could be said about the name toy cat which sounds like a half toy half cat

When instead I’m actually half British half silly goose apparently I I love this Goose mask it never it never doesn’t pay dividends just like how you would get no dividends wait you’d get all the dividends if you could possibly remember the types of coral that exist you definitely can’t but if

You were to actually look at the corals you’d find that one unlike most colored blocks there’s five and not 16 types so there’s yellow blue purple pink and red but they’re not actually called red coral pink Coral purple color Etc even though the community widely uses those

Terms even applying it to the blocks of them as well this is a blue coral block except it’s not actually because each of these has their own distinct names so this is a fire Coral block this is a brain coral block this is a bubble Coral

Block this is a tube Coral block and this is a horn coral I think it’s one of those Minecraft features they added to teach people about the real world but if I’m being honest I learn next to nothing about the types of coral or why they’re different why does this look different

To this one I learned none of that from Minecraft and the realism is entirely lost instead it just confuses people because you can’t look for a yellow coral block by searching a yellow in the creative inventory you have to search for it by Coral which means you can’t

Find all of the yellow blocks in one place also did you know you can’t place these in mid-air they have to be placed on the bottom of something else it’s just a lot of weird rules for Coral that ultimately mean they never really get used which is a shame because they’re

Kind of nice looking blocks speaking of nice looking blocks though this grass path block is loved by builders for reasons I can never truly understand I personally just use it to stop mob spawning in super flat but it is not actually called a grass path ever since

1.16 and Java 1.17 it’s been known as the dirt path and I don’t think people have really adjusted just like how people don’t call the crimson and warped Vines the vines that spawn in a crimson or what for us the Weeping Vines and the twisting Vines it’s kind of fun because

You can remember that the Weeping Vines fall down like tears from the the face of the nether while the twisting Vines twist upwards just like I I did things normally twist up from the ground anyway speaking of things that are twisted this is the damaged anvil in some people’s

Brain but it’s actually different depending on which version you play there are two damaged variants off the Anvil and they’re known as the chipped Anvil and the damaged anvil on Java but on Bedrock they’re known as the slightly damaged and the Very damaged Anvil to my mind everyone calls it the slightly and

Very damaged Anvil but a lot of people might have that slightly wrong especially if they’re playing Java and eventually this is something you can expect them to change something you can’t expect them to change though is this which is a slab this is a wooden

Slab this is a stone slab a brick slab etc etc they are not half slabs technically speaking the fact that it is half a block is the thing that makes it a slap and so if you call it a half snap it would be a quarter of a block which

Would be closer to a few snow layers or even a trapdoor than it would be to the real slab however this is a weird version of clearly something the Minecraft Community is saying when they’re implying a certain thing and it gets you into the much deeper thing

About names this whole video is about ways that you are wrong and you technically are whether it’s the Ravine or the Mesa biome or even Minecraft itself however there is a weird thing where if most people start to say something that is wrong that information can be correct with regards to things

Like names technically speaking Notch was joking when he said that the main character in Minecraft was called Steve but because there was no other name available we all just kind of went with it and now this is officially Steve but that becomes official in its own weird

Way just like how the Ender Dragon being a woman is officially canonical because it’s been said by a developer and so there’s these weird examples of things like the glistening melon being a glistening melon slice where if the community refers to it as one thing are they in fact eventually correct this is

A really hard one to dispute but for now the half slab is not right but I do accidentally say it because I speak to too many people talking about Minecraft this is why you don’t have friends damn it when you talk to people you start to pick up their weird mannerisms and this

Is something that is probably true for if you watch YouTubers calling this the Mesa it’s technically the Badlands by him but I just I a Mesa feels so much better the Badlands makes it sound like it’s a bad biome but let me tell you this is actually the goodlands biome and

And this is called a ravine because that’s what it was called when it was added back in the early days of Minecraft 1.0 however it was actually changed in 1.18 when they did the entire cavery work to now be called a canyon and it’s weird because a canyon is

Something that makes more sense to be in a Mesa or Badlands in fact one of the Minecraft Mini-Game Maps the much more famous use of the word Canyon is called precisely that and boy is this a beautiful map and I could take a really deep tangent talking about the console

Edition but I’m going to resist we’re going to go back up a level and talk about something else because yeah Minecraft is not actually called Minecraft it is called Minecraft Java edition if you’re most Minecraft YouTube people it seems I’m in the minority for playing Bedrock here on YouTube so if

You also play Bedrock hope you appreciate that but here’s the fun thing you don’t play Minecraft Bedrock Edition this is what a lot of people call it but if you look at the game’s title it’s just called Minecraft in fact in very few official sources will Minecraft ever

Refer to this as the Bedrock edition of the game officially this is just Minecraft and then there’s that jar version which is made in the old language can kind of implying that that is the weird branch of this game despite it being the exact reverse Minecraft is

Weird like that just like how some people think this is actually a bed oh the white bed is what they call this is actually a peasant bed just like how the 1.20 update often confuses people with its official name but we all know it’s the trials and tools update I’m I’m

Pretty sure at least I haven’t looked in a while but I’m pretty sure I’m right on that but before we go into the very last one and it’s definitely the biggest case of this the most confusing one on the entire list I want to mention that I

Made a similar video to this a few years ago and it’s fun that since that video two things have been widely corrected in the community people have stopped calling the ravager the illeger Beast so big boost community and also people have stopped calling deep slate grimstone it

Was just a few snapshots that was called grimstone but there were still a large number of people that did it now we have widely as a community accepted that it’s a ravager and it’s deep slate which is really good hopefully in a few years we’ll accept that it’s a bottle

Enchanting hopefully we’ll accept that it’s a skeleton Horseman and maybe we’ll even accept that there is a monster room oh that just feels wrong but the last one I want to talk about today is obviously the Warped and Crimson stuff for the third time that’s right I’m

Really obsessed with these not trees uh because it’s not just the stems which are interesting or the logs if you have to uh which turn into high phase and that’s a whole weird world but also the Leafs on these so they’re not called Leafs everyone knows they’re called

Warped uh uh warp blocks and the Crimson wall blocks there are two types of this in the game but it’s not actually called that that’s the odd thing the blue one is called the warp warp block but the red one is just called the neverwart block and so if that’s the case why

Don’t we have blue warped neverwart plants and blue never breaks imagine how good Minecraft could be if we just fixed these inconsistencies anyway I’ve been obviously cat I hope you enjoyed this video I’m going to go build another fortress out of warp planks now so I’ll see you in the next one goodbye

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