Zaro – Dragon Block Z: Return of the Legendary (Minecraft Roleplay) – Episode 1

HAHAHAHA!! MOHAHAHAHAHA! UAAAAAHHHH!!! YOU MONSTER, OVER HERE! We’re the military forces around these parts. We’re trained to defeat such monsters, such as yourself Don’t worry though this wont hurt, it’ll be over before you know it! Oh look, the cockroaches decided to show themselves. But I’m no monster, I’M THE DEVIL! HAHAHAH!!

Sure, I’ll take up your challenge, give me everything you’ve got HA HA HA! OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE! Oh look at all these presents I’ve got, how about a present back, here catch! UAAAAAAHHHH!!! UAHAHAHAHA!! AHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! What happened? Did I… lose… uaahhhh… Finally you woke up. You’re what exactly?

I am the chief and doctor of this village. You can call me Sintoria. That’s a crappy name for a species wouldn’t you say. That’s not a species, it’s my name. I never said I cared for your name. I was wondering what race you’re from.

Can’t be Saiyan, there shouldn’t be any on this planet. I am a Human if that helps any. Oh, just a Human, that’s kind of depressing. So why’d you drag me over here, old man? Am I your prisoner or something? We heard explosions coming from the city.

So we first thought that the war had come all the way over here, but that was not the case. After a few hours we decided to scavenge the area, to see if there were any survivors. But you were the only one. Ah just a few hours ago, that’s fine then.

Then again there were that energy that I felt coming into the planet, I wonder if that had anything to do with it. You’ve been sleeping for the past three days now, you must have been heavily injured. You must have put up one hell of a fight.

Hmm… Can’t really remember that I fought anyone… Mind you, I don’t remember anything honestly. Wait… THREE DAYS!? If that’s the case… HEY old man, go grab me some food. Can’t you see I’m starving over here? Do-do-don’t talk to cheif, in such a d-disrespectful manner!

I don’t give a damn who it is, I could destroy this village in an instant. So go grab me some food NOW! I’ll be right on it. Alright… Time to get outta this shithole of a village. You people have served your purpose in life now and you can do whatever you want.

You can’t leave like that, you need more rest. Your body isn’t fully healed. Shut up, you little insect! I was about to knock my little brother to death if he wasn’t awake right now. He’s been enjoying his time in that bed for far too long now.

Making me wait with these cockroaches for a whole three days. It’s been driving me insane! Oh Karashock? I didn’t know you were here, what’s up! It’s not like I had any choice in the matter. Since you had to be picked up by these cockroaches and get carried back to their little nest.

Oh hahahahaha! Sorry about that. We’re leaving now anyways so we’re not gonna see these animals ever again. Hurry up already, you’ve made me wait for far too long already. Yeah yeah I’m coming, wait up! Please stop, rest up for another day. You can’t leave in such a sha… UAAAHH!

YOU KEEP QUIET INSECT! Little brother come on! Let’s leave. You didn’t have to do such a bold move, ya know. Could’ve just shot his leg or something. So are we far off from our original destination?

Because of your little detour of a vacation, we are on the other side of the planet from where we need to be. We’re currently in the village of Sintoria. Which is apparently a sacred village. Such trash told to be sacred, what a joke. But what do you expect from insects.

A pile of dirt could be more sacred to them. That’s very true, I mean just look at this place. It’s so small. Back on planet Vegeta, we had camps bigger than this. So how long will it take us around the planet?

It’ll take a couple days by foot and 11 hours by flying. But we won’t be going over there yet. We will scout out the area first to see what animals are around. And see if there’s anything that might pose a threat.

What have you been doing the past three days that I’ve been asleep. Couldn’t you have just checked it out then? I was running some tests on these cockroaches but there were no useful information The Saiyans were more interesting than these piles of flesh.

We can now see why most of the Saiyan race is as stupid as they were. Since we have a part of these cockroaches in us. But worry not. Us two, the last surviving Saiyans will show them what the Saiyan race can do. That is why we survived and the others did not.

Wasn’t that because you blew up the planet? You never actually explained to me why you did that in the first place. I was creating this new type of explosive and I needed to test it out.

So I just used what I had around the area, and I saw loads of beautiful fresh test subjects to use. And for that you had to take out our entire race and planet that Kakarot and King Vegeta built us?

I had extracted all the information I needed from them and had no more use for them. Other than being useless test subjects and I gotta say it was quite the success They were our families! You straight up murdered them without a care in the world!

You could’ve just gone and found some different planet and tested it out there. There were no powerful race around the area, except for ours. So why not just use what little trash we had and make some use of it. You are sick, you know that? Sick in your head!

You’ve always been like this, since we were kids. DAMN I’ve always hated you! I don’t despise you, so there shouldn’t be any reason why you should have any hate towards me. You were chosen by Gods to be little brother of the greatest scientist to ever live! HMMHUEHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!!!

I think you might have a couple screws loose in that brain of yours. But anyways, shall we get going? If you’re done asking pointless questions, then yes. Wait… what the hell? Uhh, what is it now? I CAN’T FLY!!

Since we came to this planet it’s been really hard for me to control my energy. Just charge up and control it that way, use your little brain for once. Alright… here goes nothing! HUUH… UHHH.. HAAAAAAAAA!!! There we go! This should be far enough. What are you talking about?

Since you’re having some trouble with your energy. I thought we might as well do some sparring to get you to forcefully control it. Is that even possible? I mean I’ve never heard of that before. You should pay more attention!

Our… heroes, Kakarot and King Vegeta used to do this all the time back in the day. Of course it’ll work, don’t ever doubt me! So are you ready? Of course! The question here is, are you? Why would I ask, if I wasn’t?

Cocky now are we? THEN COME, SHOW ME HOW FAR YOU’VE COME! WITH PLEASURE!