[FUNKY INTRO MUSIC] Hello, hello, hello and welcome back to another episode here on the Hermitcraft server with me, Zed. And today, far beyond my better judgement, we are going to be allowing the Sciencer, me, to become the Sciencee as we put ourselves into The Chamber to be experimented on. So let’s get out of these scientifical clothes – Boop! and let’s meet up with Dr Tango, Dr Beef, Dr Bdubs and Mumbo. [ZED] Well, I see four very smartly dressed scientists in front of me and I am very much not scientisty any more because, well I don’t know. Don’t tell me what’s happening You guys tell me what’s happening now. [TANGO] Oh you know what’s happening. [BEEF] All the things are happening [TANGO] It’s payback time, my friend [TANGO] This is like that weird moment when we all showed up at the prom wearing the same dress. It’s kind of a little awkward here right now. [BEEF] Oh, I forgot my accessories so I can match. There we go. I have the elytra on now [TANGO] There you go [BDUBS] There we go. [MUMBO] I’ve kind of freestyled mine a tiny bit with the… yeah, you’re not quite rocking the same headgear as I am. [TANGO] No, definitely unique. [BDUBS] Not quite. [ZED] You look like Lady Gaga [MUMBO laughs] That’s the first time that anyone’s ever said that to me and that’s probably for good reason. [TANGO] Yep. Right, Zed, so yeah, you’re going to need to follow us down to The Chamber. [MUMBO] Do you know where it is? [BDUBS] We’ll find it eventually. [MUMBO] So he’s going to show us where it is and then we’re going to put him in The Chamber [TANGO] It’s down here, I think. Yeah [ZED] Okay, let’s do this. [BEEF] Zed [MUMBO] Where’s the button? Oh, sorry. [Mumbo laughing] [BEEF] You can push it whenever you’re ready I think Zed is ready to be punished I mean um… experimented on. For Science! [MUMBO] For Science! [TANGO] There he is. [ZED] That is intimidating. [TANGO] Right, test subject, you will be subjected to a series of panel questions From each of the scientists here. So, are you prepared? [ZED] I can never be prepared. Anything can happen right now, right? [TANGO] This is true, this is true. [BEEF] That’s the beauty of it. [TANGO] Okay, challenge number one I’m going to need you to high five an armour stand In the most epic way that you can imagine. [ZED] High five an armour stand. Is there even an armour stand in here? [TANGO] In the shulker on the floor. [ZED] Okay. [BDUBS] Is this a reference to the epic high five that you and him had on stream? [TANGO] I mean, It might be. [TANGO] That was a ton of fun. [ZED] We did it, man. [ZED] We did it. High five. [TANGO] We did good. [Both laughing] [BDUBS] It was the worst thing I ever saw in my life. [MUMBO] Yeah that was. [TANGO] I think you mean the greatest. [ZED] This guy’s got no hands! Oh. No, hang on, I’ve got to do this high up. [MUMBO] Did that count? I think that felt like that almost counted [TANGO] Give him a do-over because that was pretty pathetic, yeah. [ZED] All right, hang on. Cue the epic… This is going to be done in slow motion, okay? [MUSIC] [ZED] And… high five! [MUSIC CONTINUES] [Slow motion] High five! [BDUBS] Wow. [TANGO] All right. That was er… [BEEF] I mean, you could have thrown a spin in there or something. [TANGO] That was quite the performance. [BDUBS] He took damage on the fall too. [TANGO] Very good, very good. Okay [TANGO] Test subject, for the next challenge using only [ZED] Oh, that was a powerful potato. [MUMBO] That is one heck of a potato you put in that dispenser. [TANGO] Using only a bucket of cod and a poisonous potato as your props I need you to tell me the story of your undying love For VintageBeef. [ROMANTIC MUSIC] [ZED] Oh Beef come close to the glass. Let me look into those gorgeous eyes accentuated with blue through the glare of the science goggles. [MUSIC STOPS] What’ve I got to do again? [Laughing] [BEEF] Your love for me! Your love for me! [ROMANTIC MUSIC] [ZED] Beef, I love you. Just like a potato covered in green still loves the nature of the world and I hope that a bucket of cod doesn’t put out the flames that we have between us you and I. Fishy, seawatery, wet all those things – no, they’re not in our relationship. We have rotten potato love. [BEEF] I think I fell in love. [TANGO] Excellent. [MUMBO] Thank goodness I’m no longer a potato otherwise I would have felt [All laughing] [MUMBO] I would have had to leave. [ZED] There could be a love triangle going on there or something. [BEEF] Incredible. [TANGO] For my final question You have 60 seconds to make yourself look as ridiculous as possible. I will take a screenshot of the best moment and tweet it with a caption that you provide. [ZED] Okay, 60 seconds go? [TANGO] 60 seconds go. [ZED] Er… weird-looking… [MUMBO] You wasted 30 seconds. [ZED] I have a creamy horse head! [All laughing] [BEEF] I mean, that’s pretty ridiculous. [TANGO] It’s getting there. [ZED] Have you ever seen this before? [MUMBO] From this angle it’s extra ridiculous. [MUMBO] It’s really strange. It almost looks like the horse is eating the spyglass. [All laughing] [BDUBS] Nom nom nom nom [TANGO] It’s recorded in history, yes. Excellent work. [BEEF] Tango, those were fantastic challenges. [TANGO] I relinquish challenges or control onto the next moderator. [BEEF] Which I believe is BDoubleO. [BDUBS] That would be me, yes. Zedaph, nice to see you today. [ZED] Hello. [BDUBS] Thank you for being willing to participate [BDUBS] in these experiments. Would you like to clear the water out of the room before we proceed on, or do you want it to stay? [ZED] I think I’d like it to stay. [BDUBS] You’d like it to stay? Big mistake. Okay. [All laughing] [BEEF] Challenge failed. [BDUBS] Here we go. This is more of a… test your acting ability question. [ZED] Oh, goodness. [BDUBS] So, explain to me in the tone of “I’m escaping a burning building” How do you craft a crossbow? [ZED panicked] Okay, to make a crossbow you’ve got to immediately go to a crafting bench! – wherever one is – I’m going to do it here because I forget the crafting recipe. [BDUBS] The flames are coming! [ZED] You need to look – No! Ow! Ow! It burns, it burns. You need to search the word “crossbow” as quickly as you can because then you know the recipe is a stick, a stick A string – No! Ow! Ow! A string… and there’s smoke! [Coughing] [BDUBS] The room is filling with smoke! [TANGO] Flames! Flames! [ZED] The smoke’s blocking my vision! [ZED] I’ve lost crossbow. Where has it gone? There’s a tripwire hook in there too. [BDUBS] The ceiling’s caving in! [ZED] and that’s how you make a crossbow [Coughing] I’m dead. I died. [BDUBS] Oh, you didn’t survive? Okay I liked that. I didn’t expect that. Okay, you outsmarted me there. I didn’t know you’d go over to the crafting bench. Kind of lost points for that and gained points for the smartness. [ZED] Ingenuity, right? And hey, I started coughing. That was real coughs. [BDUBS] That was real coughs? [BEEF] That was pretty impressive. He’s a method actor. [MUMBO] He actually set his whole house on fire to act that one. [All laughing] [ZED] Yeah. Exactly. Method. [TANGO] Method actor. Yeah. [BDUBS] Okay, next Using anything in the room – no words – using anything in the room tell us what your favourite movie is. [Tango laughing] [MUMBO] It’s the Codfather. [BDUBS] Hey! Come on! [MUMBO] Sorry! I couldn’t help myself. [BDUBS] The Codfather! Oh, man! [BEEF] There’s a lot of fish happening inside this test chamber. [MUMBO] This is way more fish than I was expecting from this. [TANGO] Throwing cod. Um… [BEEF] Is it named Wanda? [MUMBO] Throwing fish. [TANGO] Repeatedly throwing a fish. Part two. [MUMBO] He seems to be looking round after it though. [BDUBS] And failed. [ZED] I fail a task because the scientists involved aren’t smart enough or their knowledge of film isn’t good enough. [MUMBO] What do you mean? [BEEF] Oh wow [BDUBS] Excuse me… [BEEF] Don’t you ever say that again. [MUMBO] Don’t make us angry! [BDUBS] That’s our anger, yeah. [TANGO] Or the rumblings will occur. [BDUBS] No, the challenge was to get us to be able to guess it easily [ZED] That’s true [BDUBS] and you did a bad job. So… [BEEF] What were we trying to guess? [MUMBO] What was it? [ZED] It was Finding Nemo. [BEEF] Oh. [MUMBO] Oh. That’s actually quite obvious. [BDUBS] Task failed. [ZED] Okay. [BDUBS] Without standing behind anything hide from us somewhere in the room. We will turn around. I don’t know what this lever does. [All laughing] [BDUBS] We will turn around and we will give you ten seconds. [ZED] Ten?! [Laughing] Without hiding behind anything? [BDUBS] Okay, we’ll give you 15 seconds. All right. Scientists, let’s turn around. [TANGO] Scientists. All right. [MUMBO] Let’s do a pirouette. [BEEF] This is going to be cool. [BDUBS] I decided we’re going to go with ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight, seven… six, five, four, three… two, one. And we’re turning around And I see you. You failed. [MUMBO] I mean, he’s hidden from me, but… [TANGO] I mean, I didn’t find him right away [BDUBS] He’s hidden for you?! [BEEF] Wait a second. That’s pretty good. [TANGO] That’s pretty good. [BDUBS] He did pretty good. [BEEF] And he’s not standing behind anything [MUMBO] I can’t see anything. [BDUBS] It’s true. It’s true. [BEEF] Look at him! Look at him sneak out of there! With his horse head. [BDUBS] Yeah come out! [TANGO] Guys, we have a scientific incident over here. You might want to look at this. [BDUBS] Oh, Mumbo. Come out! You’re embarrassing us. [TANGO] Well done, test subject, well done. That was er… [BEEF] How’d he do overall, Bdubs? [BEEF] I mean, he failed one. [BDUBS] If we’re grading with letters I would say we got a C+. [MUMBO] A C+. [ZED] Okay. A C+. Plus, eh? [BEEF] Zed, it is my turn. [ZED] Thank goodness. Beef, you’ve been the nicest one so far. [BEEF] Really? Okay [ZED] Please don’t change. [BEEF] All right. Challenge number one. Build something to get on, then above, then over, then atop. [ZED] On, above… on, above, over, top? On, above, over, top. [BEEF] On, above, over, atop. [ZED] Okay. On and above are the same thing. Over… hang on, what? I’ve done it! [All laughing][BEEF] Very good [Applause] For a passing score I would have accepted one single block. [ZED] I could have just stayed on there couldn’t I? [TANGO] He’s an overachiever [BEEF] All right. Challenge – get off that. You can get off that thing now Please remove the horse head. Just take it off. I want to see your face. [BEEF] Look at that gorgeous… [TANGO] Actually, oh god, could you put it back on? [ZED] I’ll show you a horse face… [BEEF] All right, Zed. Standing in the middle of the room [ZED] Oh that’s hard. [BEEF] It’d be easier if you removed the water. [TANGO] I can’t believe he still has the water. [ZED] I’ve been, like, sidestepping this whole time. Okay. [BEEF] Standing in the middle of the room I would like you to look up look down look inward and look outward. What do you see? [ZED] I see… I see four guys stood in front of me and I see… I see myself in third person in F5 looking incredibly unhorsefaced now which I was shocked about to begin with. [BEEF] It’s acceptable. Another C I think. [TANGO] That was deep. Deep moments. [BEEF] I mean, you’ve got to aim for higher than a C. I was looking for more depth there, you know? [ZED] I’m a simple guy. I see simple things. [BEEF] Okay, my final challenge. Using only song Convince BDoubleO to enter The Chamber with you. [ZED] Can someone give me a beat? I’ll make a beat. Hang on. Let me make my own beat. Here we go. This is my song. [Noteblock drum sounds] Can you all hear? [SCIENTISTS] Yes. [ZED] Soundcheck. One…Two… [TANGO] Yeah. One, two, mic on. Yes. [ZED] What have I got to do? [Chuckles] [BDUBS] Mumbo, can you create an opening for me, for if I get enticed. [ZED] ♫ BDoubleO ♫ ♫ Come in The Chamber ♫ ♫ There’s some good stuff ♫ ♫ Including a… fish somewhere, it died. ♫ ♫ Come on, BDubs ♫ ♫ Come in The Chamber ♫ This could be a hit, by the way [TANGO] The song of the siren. It’s irresistable. [BDUBS] Wait. Hold on. I don’t want to go. [BEEF] But you’re just being – you’re compelled! [ZED] ♫ Would you like to come into the room. ♫ [ZED] Plus it’s better than being on that side of the glass. [BDUBS] It’s hypnotic! [BEEF] Guys, that was really good. [MUMBO] That was pretty good. [BDUBS] How did you do that? [MUMBO] That was A++ [BEEF] I don’t know how he managed to do that. [BDUBS] Wow. Okay. [BEEF] Well, I mean that was pretty good, Zed I’d have to grade you a solid C. Solid C. Maybe a C+ because of that beautiful song there at the end. My challenges are over. [ZED] Okay. [BEEF] One final challenger remains. [MUMBO] All right. Does this apply to… Do I have to do this to both BDoubleO and Zedaph or is it just…? [BDUBS] No, I can just observe. [ZED] Bdubs is my prop. [MUMBO] Okay. Cool! [BDUBS] No, I ain’t no prop. I’m a man. [TANGO] You can link him in any way you see fit. [BDUBS] No. [MUMBO] So I guess… I mean, you know, I have got some questions for you, Zedaph and boy oh boy are they going to be good fun. You know, they’re going to be great fun. [ZED] I can’t wait. Hit me. Hit me. [MUMBO] So, could you describe in detail how you would kill BDoubleO? [BDUBS] Hey! [MUMBO] Using items in this chamber. [BDUBS] Just describe it. [MUMBO] Just describe using words [BEEF] Describe it. [MUMBO] You can look and see what items are available in The Chamber and then you can put together a good plan and then describe it in detail, please. I’d love to hear it. [ZED] Ooooh. [BEEF] I’m just going to stand back. [BDUBS] I didn’t set my spawn! [All laughing] [BDUBS] Is there a bed in here?! [ZED] I would put down a little berry bush right at his tootsies to begin the day that he would stand upon And it’s a sweet berry bush. Just like BDubs it’s sweet. [BDUBS] Yes. I can… [MUMBO] It’s not going to damage him at this point [ZED] Oh goodness! Why do I forget… [BDUBS] So that would have failed. [ZED] Hang on. My fish dropped some bonemeal, I think. Let me er… [TANGO] Berry bush failure. [ZED] Okay, he stands upon a juvenile berry bush a juvenile sweet berry bush and I would… [BDUBS] Hi, Zedaph. How are you today? [ZED] Hello! And I would right-click I mean, I would just grow some stuff One growth, two growth and then nothing happens? [BEEF] And for some reasons? [BEEF] Nothing is happening [TANGO] Yay! [BDUBS] AAaaargh! Aaaarrgh! [ZED] After a delayed reaction, he would start becoming poisoned by the thing and then I would drop the ultimate sacrifice [ZED] Get out.. get out the way [BDUBS] Okay, I’ll get out of there, yeah. [ZED] It’s got to place it on… [MUMBO] You’ve got to place it on obsidian, dude! [ZED] Obsidian! [BEEF] Not much of a scientist [ZED] And then I would put this down and I would change And then I would trick everybody by asking him to eat all the poisonous potatoes in the world until he starved to death. Twist! [SCIENTIST] Oh! [TANGO] Dun-dun-dunnnn! [MUMBO] That’s pretty good. [TANGO] Didn’t see it coming. [ZED] Nobody saw that. [MUMBO] That’s pretty good. [MUMBO] We’re now going to have to test and see If that would have worked because now it is time for you to carry out the killing that you described [ZED] I would first place the thing and ask him to stand upon the dirt. [BDUBS] I gotta tell you, in the real world I would have escaped by this point. [ZED] You have no control in any of this, do you? So I would say, “BDubs! Hey, come stand on the dirt block.” [ZED] and then I would plant [BDUBS] Hi! Here I am! [ZED] and then I would grow the juvenile baby bush [BEEF] wait for it to grow [ZED] and then I would [BDUBS] I’m not suspicious of anything. [ZED] and then I would say, “That’s weird. Move around.” [Laughing] [BDUBS] Okay, I’ll move backwards. [ZED] and then I would place down [ZED whispering] have I got another one? Oh I have got one. [ZED] Oh that’s going to create an even bigger of an explosion Then I would place down one and I would place this and at the last minute [BDUBS] Oh, there’s two here [ZED] I would give him [Whispering] I haven’t got any more rotten potatoes. Give him some rotten food! [BDUBS] Aha! Rotten food [ZED] That he must chomper down [TANGO] Excellent. Improv. I like it. I like it [ZED] until… [MUMBO] Yeah? [ZED] …he would starve to death! [BDUBS] Wow [BEEF] This could take a while [ZED] This could take a while, couldn’t it? [MUMBO] And, you know my next question really was Can you describe in detail how good it felt to do it and how you would love to do it again? Sound happy. But, honestly, I don’t know how well that applies in this situation given that he’s still not dead. [BDUBS] Awwww. [BDUBS] I’m still alive! [MUMBO] You can’t describe… [BDUBS] Give it, like, 30 minutes and I might [TANGO] Yeah, Riveting. [ZED] Keep jumping. [ALL] Oh! [All laughing] [BDUBS] Wow! [BEEF] I was not expecting that to happen [BDUBS] Oh, man! [BEEF] The bed’s gone! [BDUBS] The bed blew up [TANGO] D+ [Laughing] [ZED] Oh, Mumbo, it felt so good. It felt so, so good. It was the greatest feeling in the world! [BEEF] That was awesome. [MUMBO] Well, you’ve passed. You’ve passed with flying colours there, Zed. [TANGO] Well, Zedaph, thank you for being our test subject today We appreciate the science you provided us. [ZED] You’re very welcome [TANGO] at your expense and we look forward to our next appointment. [BDUBS] We’ll get back to him with the results [SCIENTISTS] Yeah. [MUMBO] By the way, did you guys ever get any results? [BDUBS] I never did. I never got mine. [TANGO] No [ZED] Are you trying to… They were in the post. Did you not get them? [ZED] What are you trying to suggest here? Are you insinuating that I just put you guys through all of that for purely embarrassment and no real scientific gain at all? [TANGO] The thought crossed my mind, yeah. [BEEF] I think so, yeah. [ZED] How could you! [BDUBS] I mean, that’s kind of what we did. [SCIENTISTS] Yeah. [ZED] So I won’t get any results though either? [All laughing] [BEEF] They’re in the mail. They’re in the post. [ZED] That’s fine. I know Bdubs is salty but you three had a great time. [TANGO] Oh yeah, good times! [BEEF] Haha, was great! Oh my goodness, I have never been happier to be wearing goggles than I am now. It’s over! It’s finally over. I think we have all learned as much as we possibly can from the chamber. So much so that its knowledge has imploded itself beyond repair. It would literally take a team to fix this place up, because I’m too lazy to do it. I think this smouldering crater that we are left stood in, decorated with bits of Bdubs juice and all sorts of weird stuff, It’s a fitting lesson to everybody. The brain can never, will never, has never, can’t not ever not be understood. But I hope you enjoyed watching, commenting and subscribing for scientific reasons of course. As always a massive, massive thank you to my wonderful patrons, Who, I guess just like Bdubs have been splattered all over the screen. So thank you all so very much for your wonderful support! But until the next episode, a-good a-bye! [FUNKY OUTRO MUSIC] Video Information
This video, titled ‘Experimenting on ME?!? – Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 8 #18’, was uploaded by ZedaphPlays on 2021-12-11 13:15:02. It has garnered 141906 views and 12732 likes. The duration of the video is 00:19:16 or 1156 seconds.
Today science bites me in the butt and we wind up in The Chamber ourselves! With @bdoubleo, @TangoTekLP, @VintageBeef & @ThatMumboJumbo experimenting on us!
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