ZedaphPlays – Hermit Spying with Keralis!!! – Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 9 #16

Today we’re gonna be spying on some more Hermits but this time round we need the ultimate distraction and what’s more distracting than a lovely Keralis? [KERALIS] Zedaph, Zedaph! [ZED] Yeah. [KERALIS] Where are you, Zedaph? I can’t see you, Zedaph. [ZED] I’m right here. Where are you?

And we are down here in the new expansion of the base nice and low down as you can see. we’ve still got more dangling animals around. We worked on this a little bit last episode and we also did some incredible stunts as well which is why I’m still wearing

My Ezed Kniezed stunt outfit probably very sweaty and disgusting by now. That’s gross and we were catching arrows out of thin air If you missed it you should totally go and check it out. In fact, where am I catching arrows today? I am catching them… where is that? [chuckles]

Hold on. Wait a minute. That’s on my right shoulder phasing through my face. What an absolute pro. And if we head on up out of here and then head into one of our four new side little elevators, we bubble all the way up and out of the base.

It’s very nice to move around this place. [chuckles] And you’ll see the other thing that we started last episode as well. Our shop, which um… has had some sales, I think. We have sold a singular elytra here, was three diamond blocks to the beacon and somebody decided to add these blocks very beautifully.

Just remove those. Much better – there we go and it got me thinking. You know, this is all the way over at my base we have a shopping district for this. All selling stuff can be sold properly over there. So, why not try and sell my wings over at the shopping district?

And then I thought, hold on a minute I’ve got more things I’ve got more stuff, I’ve got villagers, I’ve got… stuff [chuckles] That’s all I kept telling myself. Things. I have things, I have wings I have things. So why not make Wings & Things. [JAZZY MUSIC] Busy City – TrackTribe

Wings & Things is born, baby. And here it is – I think it looks very, very pretty, don’t you? It’s kind of resembling the base but it’s sort of its own little tiny thing as well. We of course have, Zed’s Wings & Things The wings being up here

And the things being down below here and I’m a little bit worried that people are going to come in and be like, “Er…” “Where’s the wings?” “Are they over here?” and they’re not gonna think to look up in the air like that. So, I don’t know, there are our wings.

We’ve now changed it to 25 diamonds each. It’s just a nice, rounder number. And the things – let’s check out some of the things we have on sale. We’ve got these. Five diamonds each for this line. We’ve got ten diamonds each for the golden ones and 20 diamonds each for these?

Not sure if anyone will buy them but I don’t need them. They’re there, we’ve got ones for the Hall of All. These are two diamonds per slot so you can buy 32 for two diamonds and so on and so forth. We’ve got silk touch, mending and unbreaking books there for two diamonds each,

A very, nice full shulker of that. Again two diamon… – I can’t talk – TWO diamonds per slot. And we’re selling quartz, blocks of quartz All of this – like these stuff I trade for up here This stuff I’ve just gathered and have zero need for it whatever but it’s all oxidised

Because I’m just standing around, oxidising stuff all day. And we’ve got some glass and golden carrots as well. All things that were very, very little effort for me And you know what? If we make some money from this that can all go towards the pyramid and really, really help us.

Because I am done I am done with mining for diamonds. It takes so long and I barely got any. So, hopefully Wings & Things will make us a little bit of profit. What do you think? I like that there’s like seven pillars around the edge it’s missing its eighth pillar here.

I think it’s a pretty little thing. Pretty little monument out here in the rest of the shopping district. I’m hoping this is going to be some kind of path. Right, so we’re going to be on like a main path. We’re nestled, we’re nuzzled. We’re kind of in where all the action is.

So yeah, I think Wings & Things is definitely a business to look out for. And whilst we wait for the diamonds to come pouring in as they’re clearly going to I think it’s about time we do a bit more spying. So, let’s grab our spyglass. Badum, very nice.

Let’s grab a friend and then let’s forget to hit record and have to use our friend’s footage for the first clip. That sounds like a plan. Oh. [ZED] I see him. Hey Keralis. [KERALIS] Zedaph! [ZED] You look so far away [chuckles] [KERALIS] There you are. Hi!

[KERALIS] I’m over here. I just got an A grade photo of your beautiful face. [ZED] I saw you, though. That’s the trouble. [KERALIS] Oh, so it’s only when you don’t s- [ZED] Can’t get caught when you’re spying, man. That’s the rule. Right so Keralis, I’ve invited you here today

Because, as you well know, one of my Zedvancements this season is to try and sneakily spy on every single Hermit and I tried spying on you and you caught me. Turn around, Keralis [shutter noise] [ZED] Oh! [ZED] [laughs] Oh ho ho, oh no! [KERALIS] I did, I did. [ZED] [laughs] Then

[ZED] a little while later you came and spied on me and you got me so good. I was just stood there looking like a lemon [KERALIS] You were just standing over here doing your intro bits There maybe was a few, maybe “fail” intros

Because you were standing here doing crouchy bits for like five minutes [ZED] I was. [KERALIS] And I was just up there and like… [ZED] You were taking full advantage. [KERALIS] Beep – spy in your face A grade. [KERALIS] I know I did, I did. [ZED] So I thought, you know

To try and get a bit more spying done I need to call in you. You’re clearly the expert. [KERALIS] Spymaster. [chuckles] [ZED] I thought we could maybe maybe do a little bit of spying together. Maybe you could help me out. Okay, so Keralis isn’t here right now

Because he actually already had a little collab lined up with XB which is perfect, because he told me the exact location and the exact place he was planning on leading XB to. So this is like a collab within a collab and I’m hunkered out here in this little room. [chuckles]

I have a secret little spy spot over here where I can peer out and I’m hoping, I’m hoping if all works out well we should be able to get XB a perfect, grade A photograph. And this is so cool as well, because I feel just like a proper

A proper spy here in this little hidey hole. Can I see myself out there? [chuckles] It’s like James Bond gets sent to like Morocco or somewhere like that and here I am in Keralis’ little doomsday related waterworld like place [laughs] Very nice.

All right. Okay, it’s go time apparently. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth I see Keralis, there’s his nametag at least. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth A little peek see. Where is he? Oh there he is. Oh, okay, okay. Hide hide hide. [chuckles] Okay, this is perfect.

We’ve just got to be able to poke our head around here enough. Whoa! What are they doing? What are they doing? Okay. Oh, this is good. Oh yes! What a picture! Perfect shot there. [laughs] Keralis’ butt in there too He’s giving us a little – he’s giving us the look.

Oh! Don’t look where Keralis is looking, XB! Now we just got to figure out our escape route. Oh boy, this might be the hardest part. We can’t just leave out the front door. Wondering if we can go out through the floor. I can’t go out through the front door.

Let’s quickly hide down, I’m shifting the whole time. Yes! The ultimate escape route! How do we get down here further? I’m not short enough. Oh, it’s a dead end. No! Now I’m trapped [laughs] I’m trapped even more we’ve got to find a new way out. Oh, they’re very much still out there

Blocking my only exit. What am I gonna do? Um.. Okay, we’re going out the window. This is happening. Sneak around, hopefully they can’t see me. There’s enough stuff in the way. Excellent. Am I still too big? Oh, I need to go on a diet. Ender pearling. That’s it.

Hopefully they don’t hear these noises. What is this? The inside of the boat? Okay, we go and we secretly glide away. No thrusting just yet. And there we go. I think we got away scot-free [chuckles] My heart is pounding. [KERALIS] Z, Z, Z how did it go? [ZED] Oh, man

[ZED] my adrenalin is pumping. That is scary! [laughs] [ZED] I got a picture! [KERALIS] Dude! [ZED] What do you think? What do you think? [KERALIS] Uh-huh. [KERALIS] Dude, that’s not bad. Grade B. You get his name above and everything. [ZED] Yeah, you can tell it’s XB that’s for sure. [KERALIS] It is. Man!

[KERALIS] Shall we – shall we do more? [ZED] Let’s do it. I need you by my side on this one I think we should go find someone else. Can you also put my pumpkins back, please? [KERALIS gasps] [KERALIS] Oh wow, a stack of pumpkins! [ZED laughs]

[KERALIS] I just got here man! That’s crazy. [ZED] Okay Keralis, who have we found? [KERALIS] Sheshwamy. Sheshwamyvoid. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth [ZED] Okay, shush shush shush shush. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth [KERALIS] Sh sh sh sh sh sh. Oo Oo.

Elytra, pants. Boots and pants. There we go. [ZED] Boots and pants and elytra. If you jump you can see him. [KERALIS] I- I see him. [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] I think he’s like 100% build mode. I don’t think he’s gonna notice us at all. [ZED] There he is, oh maybe-

Oh we should try and like- Can we swim under water maybe and sneak up on him that way. Oo oo oo. Oo. [laughs] [KERALIS] This flanking is going great. It’s just taking forever. [BOTH laugh] [ZED] I see you. [laughs] [KERALIS] You see me? [ZED] I see you, you’re well hidden. [KERALIS making noises]

[KERALIS] Like, should I be crouching even? [ZED] Probably? I don’t know. [KERALIS] If he’s building his thing, right? I think he’s still too focused on the build. [ZED] Okay, come down in this bit, there’s a little foresty bit down here. I think we can sneak in together. I see his name tag!

[KERALIS] Do you? [ZED] Through the trees. [KERALIS] Oh I do. Like, this has to be an A grade. [ZED] [laughs] Don’t say it. [KERALIS] Like he’s on- Oh he’s coming! He’s going for a zombie! Going for a zombie! [KERALIS] I see his face! [ZED] Oh, I see his face. [KERALIS gasps]

[KERALIS] Oh, I think he’s jumped into a bed. [shutter noise] [ZED] I got him! I got him! [ZED] Okay. [KERALIS] Did you, did you? [ZED] I think I got a good picture. [KERALIS] I don’t think he heard your little thingy thing- [ZED] I’m reversing. [ZED] Reverse, Keralis, reverse. Oh, there’s a skele-face.

Oh there’s a skele-face on my face. [KERALIS] Oo go! No, Z, go go go! You okay? [ZED] I’m- [pants] I’m okay. I am nearly dead. [laughs] [KERALIS] Okay, if you would come over where I’m at this might be it. This might be the place.

[ZED] I don’t see his name tag or anything though. I see him, let me try and get a shot here. Yeah I see the rear. [KERALIS] Oh! [chuckles] [ZED] I see Xisuma’s void. [KERALIS] Argh! Oh! [ZED] What was that? [KERALIS] I almost died to a creeper.

[KERALIS] A creeper blew me up! [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Get your thing out. [ZED laughs] [ZED] You got to hide, he’s on the move. [KERALIS] Oh oh he’s building up. Going up, going up, going up. [ZED] Okay. [shutter noise] [ZED] Oh that’s a good shot! [KERALIS] Okay, crouch away.

[KERALIS] Crouch away, he can’t spot us. [ZED] We need to get out of here. [KERALIS] He can’t spot us. [giggles] [ZED] We did it Keralis, we did it! [KERALIS] Like, what is out of range for a success? [ZED] I think we’re definitely out of range, yeah. [KERALIS] Woo! Into the bean shop!

[ZED] What do you think, what do you think? [KERALIS] That is, that is an A grade. If that is not an A grade, I don’t know what is- [ZED] Absolutely. [KERALIS] I don’t know how, like it’s a- [KERALIS] It’s an action shot. [ZED] It looks beautiful, I would hang that on my wall.

[KERALIS] Straight off, A grade. [ZED] Yes. [KERALIS] It’s beautiful. [ZED] We did it Keralis, man. That feels so good. [KERALIS] It’s got everything: [KERALIS] His face, the bed, action pose, his name, everything is there. [ZED] We both nearly died in the process as well so it made it all the better. [BOTH laugh]

[KERALIS] Exactly! [ZED] Keralis, we need to do more. [KERALIS] Let’s get more. [KERALIS] We’re on the roll, let’s go! [ZED] Keralis, what stupid idea are we doing now? [laughs] [KERALIS] I don’t think we’re gonna pull this off because Beef’s place is flat. [ZED] It’s as flat as a pancake!

He’s gonna see us from a mile. [KERALIS] This is gonna be a lure game. I’m gonna lure him and we’re gonna try to snap an A grade photo of him, somehow. [ZED] So you’re gonna be the bait and I’m gonna be sneaking around the edge somewhere?

[ZED] Okay, alright. Let’s try that. [KERALIS] Mmhm! Mmhm! [KERALIS] You know what, Z. Wait ten seconds, okay? I’m gonna go through because if he’s just on the other side- [ZED] Okay, that’s a good point. [ZED] That’d be terrible. [KERALIS] So wait, if I come back…

[KERALIS] If I don’t come back within ten seconds, you’re good to go, okay? [ZED] How about this, throw me an item through the portal and I’ll know that’s my cue to come in. [KERALIS] I’m gonna throw a pork chop, okay? [ZED] Okay. When I see the pork chop, I enter.

[gasps] There it is. Okay, I’m muted but I will certainly hear them wherever they are. Where is everything? What’s he doing? [KERALIS] Hello! [ZED] Oh. [gasps] [shutter noise] [KERALIS talking in the distance] [BEEF] Do you know there’s something- Who is that? [KERALIS] Sorry? [BEEF] I think we’re being watched. [KERALIS] What?

[BEEF] Look down there. Look. [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Oh wow, who is that? [BEEF] It’s Zedaph. [KERALIS] What is Zedaph doing over here? [BEEF] He’s hiding back there. [KERALIS] Hmm. Interesting. Anyhows, I missed your face. How was Portugal? [ZED] Oh! Oh you scared me. [KERALIS] Dude, he saw you.

[ZED] He saw me! I thought he did! [ZED] Noo! [laughs] [KERALIS] Noo! Nooo! [KERALIS] I was trying to distract him, he’s like You know he just looked over my shoulder because we’re talking- You maybe heard us, I don’t know if you heard us but we were talking about his trip and such

And he just looked over my shoulder and was like [KERALIS] Do you know that somebody’s following you? [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Do you know that somebody’s sneaking over there, looking at us? Did you get any shots on him? [ZED] I got a great shot but he caught me. [KERALIS] Oh dude!

[ZED] So failed, failed. Fail. Keralis, I think this is our final spy. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth It’s gonna be on Mister Tango Tek himself. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth [KERALIS] Woo! This is nerve wrecking, yet again beautiful but man,

I don’t think we’re gonna pull this off. This is Tango we’re talking about. [ZED] I know, but hey- [KERALIS] He’s got eyes in the back. [ZED] [laughs] He’s got eyes somewhere, that’s for sure but he’s livestreaming right now so I think we have the upper hand.

This room is where he is gonna be spending a lot of time sooo- [KERALIS] Oooh okay. So you’re thinking somewhere… How about above them? Yeah that’s- that’s creepy. [chuckles] [ZED] Can you tell I’m up here? [KERALIS] Like, if you poke a hole further in and let’s say you pick up your spyglass now.

And then move out when I’m just kind of standing here. Let’s say I’m gonna pick up materials from this chest or maybe this chest. [KERALIS] Can you move out- [ZED] [laughs] Pfffff. [KERALIS] Is that a close up? [ZED] I get his entire face. [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Yes!

[ZED] He’s not coming back, Keralis. [KERALIS] Can you see him? [ZED] He’s not coming back. [KERALIS] It’s been a while, it’s been a while. [ZED] My back is getting a bit sore. [KERALIS] [laughs] My belly’s sore. I’m just thinking Z, like what if- Okay, let’s say we got an A grade photo.

[ZED] Yeah. [KERALIS] And let’s say he’s gonna be stuck here throughout his whole stream. [ZED] Oh you mean- [KERALIS] Shall we just be sitting here [KERALIS] or do we make an escape plan to get out of this place. Let me just- here, what if we dig a tunnel-

[ZED] There was a big cave that way. [KERALIS] all the way behind his- [KERALIS] No, no- behind his portal. [ZED] Wait, behind his portal. [ZED] Oh and we just go through? [KERALIS] That way. [gasps] [ZED shushes] [KERALIS] He’s here, he’s here, he’s here. [ZED] Okay, I’m gonna crawl up, quickly take a picture

And then quickly leave again, okay? [KERALIS] Do that, do that. Don’t risk it for the biscuit, okay? Don’t risk it for the biscuit, don’t do a Beef on this. [ZED] I’ll try and be careful. [KERALIS] Wait a moment, wait a moment. Now! Now!

[ZED] I got him, I got him. [KERALIS] A grade? A grade? [ZED] I think so, It was really close but I got him! Let’s leave! [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Go go go go go go go! [ZED] Crawl! Crawl Keralis! [ZED] Crawl! Okay, I’m out. [KERALIS] I’m out, I’m out, I’m out. [BOTH cheer]

[ZED] We did it man! [KERALIS] That was great! [ZED] That Keralis, is the finest A grade photo ever! [KERALIS] B grade, fail, two A grades. [ZED] I kind of feel like we should celebrate by like going back in, just clumsily, and seeing how, instead of doing the rat technique,

If we could’ve done the “sneaky through the door” or something. [KERALIS] He’s here, he’s here, he’s here. [MUSIC] Spying In The 60’s – Sir Cubworth [ZED] Oh, you’re so much closer. [KERALIS] He’s here. [ZED] You’re so much closer, I should’ve come over there. [KERALIS] No no no no no no!

[ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Is this- [sighs] I just got his back. [ZED] Ah! [KERALIS] Front. [ZED laughs] [KERALIS] Got it! Got it! [ZED] Oh brilliant. Oooo! [KERALIS] Did he just do a little crouchy crouch? [KERALIS] Oh my goodness! Did he- Is he blind? What has happened to Tango? Uh-oh.

[ZED] [laughs] Did he see you? [KERALIS] He just came out and saw me, he didn’t see you! That’s the thing. [ZED] Maybe you should go talk to him and I’ll try and spy on him. Try and have his back to this door. [KERALIS] I- No I don’t- I don’t- Oh! [TANGO] [whispers] Hi.

[KERALIS] Hello? Hello. Hello? [TANGO] Hello person! [KERALIS] Oh hi Tango. [KERALIS] See you Tango, love your face. [TANGO] Alright, goodbye! [KERALIS] Bye sweetface, bye! [TANGO] Missed you! [TANGO] What are you doing friend? [TANGO laughs] [KERALIS] Sorry? Come again? [TANGO] What are you doing? Checking things out?

[KERALIS] Nothing, I’m just admiring the beautiful scenery over here. [TANGO] Oh yeah yeah yeah. [KERALIS] I find it very beautiful, yeah. [TANGO] That’s all gonna be decked out down there, you know that, right? [shutter noise] [KERALIS] Down here? [TANGO] Uh-huh, down there and a- AH! [ZED laughs]

[ZED & KERALIS laugh] [TANGO] Hi. [ZED] Hi man. [TANGO] Hi! [laughs] [ZED] Let’s just say we’ve been looking at you for quite some time now. [TANGO] Quite some time, yes. Great, that’s awesome. I’m… super glad that- [KERALIS] Bye! [ZED] Byee! [TANGO] Goodbye! [ZED & KERALIS laugh] [KERALIS] Ah dude!

[KERALIS] Let’s do a last spyglass high five. [ZED] Okay. [KERALIS] Three. Two. One. Go! [ZED] Beautiful, they dinged and everything. [KERALIS] Amazing, we got it! [ZED] Good job Keralis, always happy to spy with you, my friend. [KERALIS] But Zedaph, [ZED] I’ll see you on the other side.

[KERALIS] it has been a pleasure, it has been an honour. [ZED] Absolutely Keralis. [KERALIS] Two A grades, one B grade [KERALIS] and technically a fail [KERALIS] but then again… I don’t know. [ZED] A fun fail! [KERALIS] Semi-fail. [ZED] We did it. [KERALIS] We did it. Weee! [ZED] See ya!

[KERALIS] Yeah, there we go! Weee! [ZED] So there we have it folks, we just went from two mediocre spy photos to five photos. Three of which, I think are incredible. We did a great job! That was a lot of fun with Keralis. Keralis man, thank you so much for spying.

I almost think we’re gonna have to be getting other Hermits involved all the time with the spying going on. Let’s go and look at the trophy over here. Obviously nothing really much is changed but it’s certainly- Progress has been made on you little trophy.

Don’t worry, you’re gonna turn gold one of these days. And we can take a look at all of our Zedvancement progress as well. This is everything we have done so far this season there is plenty more to come folks as well. I do hope you enjoyed watching this episode.

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Whose names are all over the screen right now. Each and every one of these people have helped to support me and make episodes just like this one possible. So thank you all so very, very much. But until the next episode, a-good, a-spy! [ZED OUTRO MUSIC]