ZedaphPlays – Slain by EVERYTHING??? – Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 9

[ZED INTRO MUSIC] Subtitles by: Dot_Dot_Dash Hello, hello, hello and welcome back to another episode here on the Hermitcraft server with me, Zedaph and today we’re gonna be tackling a long standing Zedvancement and hopefully, finally ticking it off the list once and for all but first I’ve done a couple more Decked Out runs

And I must say, these two runs I’m gonna show you today are the craziest runs I think I’ve ever done. [laughs] Honestly, just have a- take a look. Here’s the first run. But before we do any runs at all I’ve got to quickly show you the results of phase 1, I came third.

Look at the size of my pile. Other people, obviously, did a lot better but third isn’t bad. And that actually gave us 11 more frozen shards I believe? Tango popped them in here. Yeah 11. We’ve got 11 keys for this phase. I’ve also spent some of my crowns as well.

I bought a Tactical Approach which looks like that. Blocking four blue and four blablabla and I also bought a Pay to Win as well. Yeah, it’s very nice. So we’ve not used those yet. We’ll just save them for a rainy day but for now I got my deck

And we’re gonna be heading in. Level 1 artifact even though it’s a medium difficulty which could be good. That could mean we’re in the money. Or in the embers? Are they money? I’m not sure if they’re really money or not. [DECKED OUT] Sneak. Okay, looking around.

Looking around. Every time I come back here, I really need to like warm my- Uh-oh. Okay. – warm up my [laughs] my ability to like not be scared. Oh did I see some treasure right there? Did he see me, that’s the question. No, I don’t think he did.

Okay, it looks like it’s pushing us sort of ah in the back corner. I guess that’s where all these these medium difficulty ones are gonna go, aren’t they? Ehm… [DECKED OUT] Stability. A little bit of stability there, lovely, lovely. Always good to know. Oh is that a key already?

Okay well a- Oh goodness! Where did you come from?! [laughs] Oh I absolutely got piledrived into the thing Ah! Ah! Okay. Oh the key was a lie! Oh he’s coming after me now as well. Alright so the compass is definitely pointing way back there which is not good.

Oh my goodness, that absolutely blindsided me. Well that woke me up. [laughs] If I ever needed to be woken up a little bit for a run job done, right? [laughs] Oh he was so sneakily hidden. It was crazy. Alright, just gonna eat up a little bit here. Make sure I’m big and strong.

Okay, so where is this compass pointing to? In fact, hey, did I hear treasure near me? I heard the little treasure toot. Oh I need more food already. Er… Ehm… [DECKED OUT] Treasure Hunter. Oh treasure hunter, shut your face. Shut your face! Okay, any berry bushes nearby? I think there’s a berry bush

Just over yonder. Oh there’s a guy. I’m not sure if he saw me. Oh he saw me alright. Uh-oh. No this is dead room. Oh goodness. I’m getting further and further away from from where I actually need to be, I think. Unless it’s all down here, I don’t know.

I don’t know, maybe it’s all downhill from here. [DECKED OUT] Stability. There’s also some food down here as well which is very, very good. Oh there’s a bit of food. Compass. Look around. Make sure I’m eating. There’s some berry bushes up there but I think- What is this again?

The key is to jump. The jump is to key. I mean, there’s a button back there. I don’t know. Okay. Keep eating my berries Get a nice balanced diet. Boop! And I’m nearly regenned. Okay very good, very good. Right, where are you pointing Mister Compass? [DECKED OUT] Stumble. Way beyond this room

Which means we need to go up. What is this book over here? See, now I’m getting invested in the literature. Nothing. A lie. It’s all a lie, everything is a lie. Eat this berry as well. Okay, so I think it’s kinda back up where I was before but unfortunately there were-

Yeah there’s a guy right there. Okay. Hopefully I can sneak through him. [DECKED OUT] Sneak. Oh goodness! No he knows me, he knows my name. He knows my address, he’s got my number. Okay. Question is, is this guy wondering about where he shouldn’t be? Oh there’s some embers. Right. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Got it! Okay. Tome of the Hills, alright not bad. A 12, could be better. Do I risk- Do I even risk going out this way? Not a chance on my life! Okay. [laughs] [DECKED OUT] Stumble. Of what little life I have left. Alright, how am I gonna dodge this ravager?

Okay, he’s over there. Oh goodness. This a-way! Okay, very good, very good. I could do with some more berries. Little bit of yum yum. That would be very nice. Oh plenty of treasure. [DECKED OUT] Treasure Hunter. Oh goodness. The treasure and stuff just- Oh! Oh you hear the bells dinging? Dingelinging?

If I had a bit more berry in my belly, some berry belly- berry- Oh goodness, no thank you. No thank you! No thanks! I should’ve turned left. I took a wrong turn. I took THE wrong turn. Oh no. Oh no. Ehm.. How do I- How do I do this?

Okay he’s coming up the stairs. Good and now I need to go down these stairs and run by him. Oh he knows though! He understands the ways of the- – of what I’m trying to achieve. Alright, if we make him lose sight of me maybe I can sneak down here and just run.

I’ve got a little bit of sprint left. Eh! Eh! Eh! Oh goodness, I have to go the long way round. I didn’t contemplate this. Get out of the way bat! Get out of my face! Eh. Okay. [DECKED OUT] Stumble. Oh so much money. So, so much money. Look at all this!

Who’s leaving this all here? Oh there’s a berry bush as well. Do I dare? Oh one berry. [laughs] Thank you. Okay, I’m not gonna be able to sprint soon so I’m gonna try and save it for when I’m really in need. Oh through here.

Through here, good. I love it when all these doors are open. I know this first little bit very, very well. Although saying that, what’s up here? No that- I don’t think any treasure ever appears in here, that would be- That would be crazy. Okay. Boom! Boom! We did it!

Down we go for a tasty 12 embers. I think that’s on the lower end of the artifacts on medium level. Medium difficulty level 1. [sighs] I think there should be some berry bushes in here as well just to refeed myself. [laughs] You know? I deserve a snack break! Alright, 13 total.

So we still cannot afford any special ones but we can probably get- Hakah! Scary. Ehm. What do we want? Do we want another ember seeker? Maybe we want another ember seeker, you know. Oo! Press button for your official Artifake. Does that not cost money? Oh these are the things we collect! Okay.

Wait, how do I get it? I think it just ends up in my pot at the end. We collect those. Okay cool, good to know. I think I’m going another Ember Seeker. I could technically go for a Moment of Clarity and a sneak but I just want- I need more embers, right?

The more embers popping out of everywhere, the better. And then we go down and this is why there aren’t any berry bushes in the lower regions. Ha! Where’s my face. [laughs] Oo! There’s a button there now too! Is that new? That might be a new button. I don’t know! What a run though.

Eh? Eh? Told you it was exciting, didn’t I? Now we’ll see the other one later but first we need to get into some more, here it is! I’m De-Terminatedness where I am desperately trying my hardest to get killed by all of the mobs that possibly can kill me that can get blamed

In the stats screen for killing me and there are- There are 51! 51 of these mobs can kill me now and I’ve not got that many left to go. This is a surprisingly difficult thing to do. Trust me, I’ve tried to do this on live stream

And I think I managed to die by like three things or something in like a 2+ hour live stream. It’s surprisingly hard. Some mobs, they just don’t wanna kill little old me. So I think we might need to bring in a little bit of a helping hand. [ZED] Hello Impulse.

[IMPULSE] Hi Zed. [ZED] Hello. [ZED] I hope you are ready to help as you’ve never helped before today. I basically, I’ve been trying to die to every mob that is able to actually kill you according to like the stats menu. I wanna have “blablabla killed you 1 time(s) or more”

[IMPULSE] Oh my gosh. [ZED] There’s 51 of them but I am down to 15. That’s all I’ve got left. I thought maybe we could just speedrun this. Why last this out any longer than it needs to? Let’s just knock as many of them off the list as we possibly can so

I say we have an hour and we just go. We just plow through the list. [IMPULSE] Sweet! That sounds good. [ZED] You up for it, yeah? [IMPULSE] What you got on the list? What you got on the list? Should I be worried about this? [ZED] I’ve got

A bee, a trader llama, a cave spider, a goat, a llama, a panda, a husk, a phantom, an evoker, a vindicator, an elder guardian, a wither, a ghast, a blaze and a wither skeleton. [IMPULSE] Oh my gosh. Okay. [ZED] Yeah yeah yeah. [IMPULSE] Well somebody just slept so there goes phantom.

[ZED] Oh no! Okay, well that’s the thing. [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] I think we’re gonna need to go phantom first. So I say we’ll start an one hour clock as soon as the first death happens. I see one up in the air, I don’t see you though. I’m just down- Oh oh!

Oh boy. Oh there’s skeletons coming after me and things. I’m by the river, I’m jumping up and down. [IMPULSE] Yeah yeah, you’re in a good area. Here’s a phantom. Over here, come over here phantom. [ZED] I’m just scared of the other mobs. If they get me first.

[IMPULSE] So this is what you hired me for. I will- Eh! I’ll keep the other- Oh! [ZED] Oh they hate you! Look at him, he’s right here! Oh yeah there we go, that was a real nibble Can you punch me without a big sharp weapon in your hand? A couple of times.

[IMPULSE] Yeah I’ll just one carrot punch. Okay. [ZED] Nice. I’ve got six and a half hearts to go. [IMPULSE] Okay no more, no more. Here he comes! Final blow and the clock will start in three, two, one. [ZED] I’m half a heart. [laughs] I’m stronger than I look! [IMPULSE] That was anti-climactic.

[ZED] It really was. [ZED] Here it goes! [IMPULSE] Here it comes! [ZED] Oh! Yes! Okay. An hour! Let’s do this Impulse! [IMPULSE] Why do you have so much stuff on you? [ZED] I don’t know! [laughs] What are we doing next? Shall we do some of- I’ve got two at my base

That we might be able to do. [IMPULSE] Okay yeah, let’s do whatever is at your base since your spawn’s there too right? [ZED] Yeah yeah yeah, we should just do what we can, right? And then think about it later. [laughs] [IMPULSE] What do you got? What do you got at your base?

You have a lot of dangling mobs. Are we using a danging mob to kill you? [ZED] I think we are. I need to do a trader llama and obviously they only pop up every so often but I believe yeah, down on the bottom ring I should have- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

He’s got his carpet on his back. [IMPULSE] Zed, you still haven’t finished your diamond beacon. [ZED] Okay, shut up! Be quiet! [BOTH laugh] [ZED] I’m still getting regen. Is it re- [ZED] regenning? [IMPULSE] Was it maybe the last beacon? [ZED] And… Okay. [IMPULSE] Okay, that should be the last beacon.

[ZED] My regen’s off. Come back down and punch me. Oh yes. And… two? One more? Perfect! Okay, now I hope this guy doesn’t hate me forever. [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] Hello Mister Llama. [ZED] I punch you. [IMPULSE] Oh gosh, poor guy. [ZED] Hajah! [laughs] [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] Right in the face!

[IMPULSE] Oh his name is Dinnerbone. [ZED] It was, yeah. An upside down llama spat on my face. Perfect. [IMPULSE] [laughs] Okay two down! Two down, how are we doing on time? [ZED] 56 minutes! [IMPULSE] What else have you got? [ZED] Er… A bee! A bee, up the waterspout I see him. [IMPULSE] Yeah.

[ZED] Beautiful. Oh oh oh! [IMPULSE] How much more? [ZED] I’m slightly regenning but I’ve got 2.5 hearts. This is good, keep going. You’re gonna be punching me so much today. Okay no more hit! [IMPULSE] This is getting fun now. [ZED] Okay one more hit. Perfect, okay now do I just punch a bee?

[IMPULSE] I think so. Poor bee. Ohhh he’s- Okay. [ZED] Yes! Okay! [BOTH laugh] [IMPULSE] Oh my gosh. Okay. [ZED] What else? Cave spider? [IMPULSE] Cave spider, somebody’s got a farm for that. Shall we go find it? [ZED] Yeah let’s go! Shopping district? [IMPULSE] Yeah, it’s this way. We’ll fly.

Shall we go down there? [ZED] Oh goodness. After you, please. [IMPULSE] Ooh! Okay we’re in an abandoned mineshaft at least. So that’s promising. [ZED] I don’t have any enderpearls. I would die if I fell down there I think. Oh I do have an elytra though. Okay. Oh. Oh I see the spider heads!

[IMPULSE] Wait, you do? [ZED] I do! Maybe we can just get a complete like fresh one in here though somewhere. Oh found a spawner! Oh! [ZED] Ha! Oh no there’s a- [IMPULSE] No, not yet! [ZED] There’s a zombie! [IMPULSE] Not yet! [IMPULSE] Not today! Not today, not you. [ZED] You’re so heroic.

Oh! Ow! Oh no, this is good. [IMPULSE] That’s one! But I’m the one dying. [ZED] I did it! [IMPULSE] You did it and I’m next. I’m gonna die next. [ZED] Okay we’ve got like a goat, we’ve got a regular llama, a panda.

[IMPULSE] Let’s see if we can go up in the mountains and find a goat. Get them to charge you with half a heart. So we’ll head to the ice mountains. [ZED] Here’s Doc’s base. Does Doc have any goats in his base?

[IMPULSE] Wait what if you just fly into the face of this goat? Does that count? [ZED] Surely that counts. Or I just get Doc over to kill me right? [ZED] That should work. [IMPULSE laughs] [IMPULSE] That should count, yeah. [ZED] Oh I see goats in boats! Goats in boats! [IMPULSE] How’s your health?

[ZED] Very, very full. I’m feeling great. Er one heart! [IMPULSE] Wow!!! [ZED] Wow you crit me as well! [IMPULSE] Yeah, I’m kind of an MCC champion [ZED laughs] You’re totally gonna kill me once before the hour is through. I’m sorry Mister Goat. This is all in good fun. Oh he hates me.

[IMPULSE] Oh good. Go down there. [ZED] Oh yeah he really hates me. Oh he’s jumping with hate! [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] Come back! Do you still hate me? [IMPULSE] It doesn’t help that we’re on this like crazy terrain. [ZED] I know maybe- Oh we need like a pen or something. [IMPULSE] Wait. [ZED] Oh.

[ZED] Oh. Oh that was scary then. [IMPULSE] Giving you the look. [IMPULSE] Giving you the look! [ZED] Hello! [IMPULSE] Giving you the- He’s in your face! [ZED] He’s just pushing me. Ah! [IMPULSE] Just do it. Ram him, goat! He deserves it! [ZED] I know! [IMPULSE] He called you ugly.

[ZED] I said your beard was terrible. Oh he loves me. Mister Goat. I don’t deserve such a friendly goat as you. [IMPULSE] He knows you punched him in the face, right? [ZED] Twice! [IMPULSE] Let’s take it down like go ahead and boat all the way down the mountain so we’re like off

Like in plains terrain down there. [ZED] I’m healing up a bit. Ah. Ha! Ha! [IMPULSE] And then if we come down all the way down here. Man, this is taking too much time. [IMPULSE] All the way down here. [ZED] I know, I know. [ZED] Oh goodness. You hate me.

Oh he’s lowering his head! [ZED] He went for you! [IMPULSE] Oh he got me! [ZED laughs] Mister Goat! What’s happening? [IMPULSE] He knew I was the one that trapped him. That’s why. [ZED] [laughs] Now he’s just cuddling with me. [IMPULSE] You still on half a heart? [ZED] I’m- Oh! [IMPULSE] Wow! [ZED] What?!

[IMPULSE] Noooo! [ZED] Where did he go? [IMPULSE laughs] He said forget it, I’m out. He just yeeted himself right out of the hole. [ZED] What on earth?! [IMPULSE] What the heck? [ZED] Okay we need a deeper hole. [IMPULSE] We need- No, he jumped like 20 blocks, dude.

[ZED] We need a roof. [IMPULSE] We need a roof on it or something. [ZED] They are both not happy about their current position in the world. Oh oh! YES! [IMPULSE] Oh no! [ZED] There it is! [IMPULSE] I literally just broke the bed to bring it to you. [ZED] Oh no Impulse!

I’m at spawn, come save me! [IMPULSE] You’re at spawn, you’re at spawn. I’m coming to spawn, let me grab your stuff. Good job, good job. [ZED] Maybe we go to the nether and we try and do a ghast, a blaze and a wither skeleton?

[ZED] They should be reasonably easy. Okay. [IMPULSE] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [IMPULSE] Yeah we got to make up some time after that one. That was definitely a painful one. [ZED] A ghast, a blaze and a wither skeleton… Okay, that sounds like a set up to a joke. They walk into a bar.

[IMPULSE] Seriously. Okay here we go. Here’s the out. And there is a nether fortress. Follow me. [ZED] Oh brilliant. [IMPULSE] Here’s the blaze, wither skelly. Okay, respawning. [ZED] Oh goodness! I’m dead. [IMPULSE] I’m not ready. [IMPULSE] Hold on! [ZED] Well I did a blaze! [ZED] Yay! [laughs] [IMPULSE] You did the blaze!

Where did you die exac- Oh. [ZED] Right behind ya. I think I was literally clinging to your back like a koala. [ZED] So I still need a wither skeleton [IMPULSE] This is so stressful. [ZED] and a ghast, I did hear a ghast when we were first here.

[IMPULSE] I heard a ghast as well and here’s the respawn anchor right here. [ZED] Okay. Lovely. [IMPULSE] Except last time there was wither skellies in here. [ZED] Oh no, well tell you what, here, have all of this stuff. I’m just gonna keep some- some enderpearls on me.

[IMPULSE] Perfect. [ZED] Let’s just go for a little stroll. [IMPULSE] Down here, down here. [ZED] Okay. [IMPULSE] I don’t wanna get too close. [ZED] Hello? Oh there’s a blaze! Oh I see the skeleton! There he is! [ZED] Beautiful! Another one in the bag! [IMPULSE] And you’re dead! [ZED] Oh I found a ghast!

Can you find me though is the trick. I’m by a very old ladder. [IMPULSE] [chuckles] By a very old ladder? [ZED] Yeah. Okay. Ha! [IMPULSE] Nah just go for it! [ZED] Oh goodness but the fire might kill me! Oh the ghast is running away too! The ghast and the goat, they hate me!

Or they love me? I don’t understand. Literally, it’s just floating away! What are you doing? Am I that intimidating? What’s going on? [IMPULSE] [laughs] Everybody just loves you. That’s the problem. [ZED] Oh he sees me! [IMPULSE] You’re too likeable, man. [IMPULSE] You’re too likeable. [ZED] Fireballed by a ghast! [gasps] My wings.

I saw them. [IMPULSE] You saw them get annihilated? [ZED] I think so, yeah. Okay, I didn’t like them wings anyway. [ZED] That’s fine, we move on! [IMPULSE] Wait hold on… [IMPULSE] Oh! I found them! [ZED] What?! [IMPULSE] No way! [ZED] Were they on one little netherrack on the bottom of the thing?

[IMPULSE] Yeah they were- Oh you got lucky. [ZED] You’re a master of raids right? An evoker and a vindicator? [IMPULSE] I do have a raid farm. Mm-hm. [ZED] Are those mobs in the raid farm as well? [IMPULSE] Yes. [ZED] Oh let’s go, let’s do it.

[ZED] Where am I going in at the top? [IMPULSE] Yeah go all the way to the top. They’re gonna start spawning. Oh I don’t even have my proper sword for this, oh no. There’s a bed right here behind me. Oh no! Vex! [ZED] Don’t die! [IMPULSE] No! We got to go!

[ZED] Okay, where am I going in? [IMPULSE] Oh! Oh man. [ZED] Send me in, coach. [IMPULSE] Just, if you go up there, there’s an evoker. [ZED] Oh a vex got me! [ZED] Okay. [IMPULSE] Okay okay okay, no problem. [IMPULSE] I got to go to the bed too, I’m about to die!

Oh my gosh! [ZED] Keep alive! [IMPULSE] I’m gonna die on purpose. Maybe? I’m bobbing and weaving. [ZED] How do I get in? [IMPULSE] What if you just enderpearl in there with them? [ZED] Oh that’s a really good idea. Okay er… I need some enderpea- Okay I’ve got an enderpearl or two.

[IMPULSE] Oh no! Okay, can you get in there with them? [ZED] Oh I’m not sure. Not without breaking a block or something. [IMPULSE] Ah! [laughs] [ZED] Oh what on earth?! What a- [laughs] [IMPULSE] Oh this is going horribly wrong. Here you go. Enderpearls. Time to get in there. I don’t see any actual-

[ZED] Vindicator! We did it! Okay. [ZED] Evoker. Evoker. [IMPULSE] We need an evoker next. [ZED] There’s a guy, there’s a guy! [IMPULSE] Okay, get in there! [ZED] Ouch! Er… I need enderpearls! Vex! [IMPULSE] This is gonna be difficult for me because I’m using totems! [ZED laughs] Totem your heart out! [IMPULSE] Oh noooo!

I’m gonna die! I need more totems! [ZED] Get me vex! [IMPULSE] Ah noo! [ZED] Nooo! Shall we call it and try something else? [IMPULSE] Yeah, I’m not even sure if there’s any evokers left in this thing. [ZED] No, I’m not sure either. [laughs] [IMPULSE] No, no evokers. [ZED] Quick check for stuff.

I guess, this is unloaded anyway right? I don’t think there is anything. Let’s go, let’s go to the end. [IMPULSE] Okay and then when you’re ready. I’ll pop on the last one. [ZED] Oh goodness, can you hit me once with your fist please? [ZED] Thank you, or a carrot! [IMPULSE] You ready?

[ZED] So I’m just gonna like stand here. [ZED] Just be like cheese! [IMPULSE] Just stand there. [IMPULSE] Yeap! [laughs] Have fun! Look at you! Another advancement. You’re getting all the advancements today. [ZED] Oh should I not nudge him? [IMPULSE] Uh-oh. Yeah no. [ZED] Okay! Hopefully that counted! [IMPULSE] That counts!

[ZED] Wither killed you one time(s). [IMPULSE] [laughs] You dropped a wither rose. [ZED] Okay. Oh oh! I want my wither rose please! I would love it! I need one of those as well for my Hall of All. [IMPULSE laughs] I don’t know- [ZED] Yeah I pooped it out!

I squeezed in the last moment! And it just fell right out of me. [IMPULSE] Why don’t we go out kind of by my industrial district and that’s ocean area and we’ll just look for either an ocean monument or a savanna.

[ZED] Okay, do you have spare wings? [IMPULSE] And then we’ll try and get the job done. [IMPULSE] Okay, straight south. [ZED] Straight south. [IMPULSE] Temporary blocks would’ve been nice. [ZED] And do we think there’s an elder guardian in there? [IMPULSE] Oohh you know I didn’t test to make sure you got mining fatigue.

[ZED] [laughs] After all of that. No! Okay. [IMPULSE] Oh nooo! [ZED] Is it been raided? [IMPULSE] There’s a hole in the top. [ZED] Oh no. I mean, there’s a couple in there right? [IMPULSE] Nooo! [IMPULSE] You wanna go in and look? [ZED] I don’t know, I’m sort of-

[IMPULSE] If we don’t have mining fatigue then that means they’re probably dead. [ZED] I think they’re- Oh! Wait! [ZED] This is one right here, isn’t it? [IMPULSE] Oh there’s one right here! [IMPULSE] Literally! Right there! [ZED] Get me! Kill me! [ZED] Oh my goodness! [IMPULSE] Go go go go go!

[ZED] Okay, get my stuff. [IMPULSE] YES! [ZED] Get my stuff and meet me [IMPULSE] You did it! [ZED] back at your raid thing? We’ve got two minutes Impulse! We can do this! [IMPULSE] Go go go go go! [ZED] 20 seconds! Oh it’s gonna be tight!

[IMPULSE] We can do it! You’re gonna have to enderpearl into this thing. [ZED] Okay. [IMPULSE] Okay, take a left in the tunnel. Wait no, this isn’t it. It’s the shopping district tunnel, isn’t it? [ZED] Er yes. Oh that’s not it either, it’s Joe’s! [IMPULSE] It’s this one! It’s this one!

[ZED] We’ve got four seconds. It’s not gonna happen! [IMPULSE] It’s in here! [ZED] Ah. [IMPULSE] Enderpearl in there maybe? [ZED] Er… [IMPULSE] It’s too late, isn’t it? [ZED] It’s too late. [ZED] Time’s done. [IMPULSE] Noooo! [ZED] Time’s done, man. Oh you little roley panda! [laughs] [IMPULSE] I blame the goat.

[ZED] So hang on, we had one, two, three, four, five. We managed to do ten things in an hour. That’s commendable. [IMPULSE] Well done, oh. Oh the evoker thing, with the vex. That was impossible. [ZED] That was so cl- Oh hold on! I’ve miscalculated! We did an elder guardian too!

We had four more things to go. A llama, a panda, a husk and an evoker. That’s all we need and then I’ve been killed by everything. [IMPULSE] Oh maybe the husk thing would’ve worked. I’m kinda like curious. [ZED] I’m tempted. Can we try it real quick?

[IMPULSE] Yeah yeah, we got to find a zombie, right? [ZED] Yeah let’s go and find some sand and a zombie and see if we can brew our own husk up. [IMPULSE] Oh. Yeah. [ZED] What? Wow. Oh my goodness. [laughs] Oh no! I need a bed! I need an adult!

[IMPULSE] There’s two beds right there we should use. [ZED] Oh yeah, I’m gonna get it. [IMPULSE] Oh! Oh! Do you want some zombies? [ZED] Ow! [IMPULSE] You got some! [IMPULSE] Holy cow! [ZED] [laughs] Oh what on earth?! [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] What is this? [IMPULSE] There’s so many!

[ZED] How did that happen? [IMPULSE] What is happening?! [IMPULSE] It’s like a zombie horde I’ve heard of these! [ZED] Come and get one of them in the thing at least, right? [IMPULSE] Oh my gosh. What about the ones in the boat? Does that count?

[ZED] I mean, they just need to be suffocated right? [IMPULSE] Oh creeper! [creeper explodes] [IMPULSE] Thank you, that works. [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] Bye horde. [laughs] [ZED] Oh! Yeah I’ve got one! [IMPULSE] Okay. I thought the stress was over. [ZED] I’ll wait for you. Oh he grabbed my sand!

Here if we pop that there. [ZED] Front guy is suffocating. [IMPULSE] It doesn’t just kill them? [ZED] Don’t think so. [IMPULSE] Except it did. [ZED] Oh it just killed him. [ZED] What? [laughs] [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] How do you make a husk then? Did I dream this? [IMPULSE] I think you dreamed this up.

[IMPULSE] Uh-oh! [ZED] Ah goodness! [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] I’m wikipedia-ing over here! [IMPULSE laughs] [ZED] Ow! You know what? We actually did way better there than I genuinely thought we would. I thought we would maybe get four or five. [laughs] And I mean if it wasn’t for the goat

And the stupid farm raid farm thing taking so long, I think we genuinely could’ve done a lot more. I’m impressed. But we are, obviously, painfully close and would I- Would I leave you end the episode right now, being so close? Yes I would. I totally would do that but no!

I’m not going to today, we are gonna finish it off so I went ahead and I visited a lovely panda who I rolled around in the ground with and yes, ouch. Then they killed me. Then I found a llama! Without any like traderness around them. Just a plain old naked llama

And of course they also killed me as well. Fantastic! No too far away from that was a very, very dry husk and I found two of them. Does that count as two? No it doesn’t, counts as one. And last but by definitely by means least.

It was the worst thing I’ve ever done. Even though I found a mansion which kind of guaranteed me an evoker I died about 20 times to vex, to zombie- to everything except for the evoker itself but eventually ♫ ba baa! ♫ we got evokered. Or rather the crocodile teethed to the ground

Which means… [MUSIC] We did it! We died! Zedvancement complete! Yes indeed! That felt like an absolute- Honestly, I don’t think anyone will have ever done that just like naturally playing this game. It’s surprisingly hard to die from everything, we’ve had the fun times of some armourstands

And some bits and some weird stuff like that and a fox, an allay and all sorts of stuff. And obviously the usual ones which I would’ve died from anyway. But yeah, that was an epic journey. I’m very, very glad we undertook that one and it’s one more off the list too!

So what do you say we quickly head over to Decked Out now, wrap up this episode with yet another very interesting run to say the least. Okay, what have we got this time? Oh it’s a level 2 this time. Okay alright, so this might end badly.

I’m gonna just put it out there that this might not end exactly how I would like it to end but you know, it’s fine. Right, so the emphasis now is to just get a key at all cost. We need a key, I must have a key.

So we’re hoping to kind of get there and by the time we get there, get a key? [DECKED OUT] Treasure Hunter. Oh I mean, that’s really good news. There’s a guy around here some- Right there, in fact. Can I lure him this way a little bit? I think I might be able to.

Oh I don’t know how much luring… He doesn’t see me now, okay. Good. Sneak this way… Oh he might have saw my butt! I’m not hearing any big stompy footprints though. See, I think we’ve successfully lured him out. Oh I’m not sure if we’re allowed to- [DECKED OUT] Sneak.

Oh I’m not gonna go there, get that berry bush. It’s too close to him! Ah break the line of sight. Okay good. Good good good. A key would be fantastic though. Look around, this is- Yeah. Okay. Bit of food, collect the berries as we go. Was there- Was there a guy up

Right in here? Don’t think… so! Yes I think so! I think that’s true. [DECKED OUT] Stability. [laughs] Okay. Come on. Stairs are tricky, I know. I struggle with them too. Okay, and then we break line of sight. And we go go go. Right, I was hoping a key would be right here

Waiting for me on a little plinth but apparently no such luck. Okay, a bit more berries though. Oh his face is right there. Ha. I don’t think he saw me though. [DECKED OUT] Ember Seeker. Any dangling keys between your legs, sir? Okay, there is an ember over here though.

Is there anything down in those do you reckon? [DECKED OUT] Stability. Would Tango do that? Make it- Oh oh. – where you have to dive down through the lava? That’s totally a Tango thing to do, isn’t it? [laughs] Ah that door’s locked as well. Oh the doors- This is a very hazardous run.

But again, unless I get some key, unless I get some key action, we are going nowhere. There’s a guy jumping up and down right there. He sees me but I can sneak through. Okay, there’s another guy over there as well. Are there four on this floor? Four per floor?

Does that sound about right? It feels about right. [DECKED OUT] Treasure Hunter. Oh what is all this over here? Pressure plates? Anvil? Oh! I heard something trigger! I’m a bit scared now though. [laughs] Er… I’m hearing dings and dongs all over the place. Oh there’s a key.

The keys really look like swords to me. Do they not to you? They look like a wooden sword. Okay, now the trick is gonna be getting back up there and all the way down to level 2 still. but hopefully it should be an easy-ish [DECKED OUT] Stumble. level 2 one. Uh-oh. Right.

This could be bad because if this is closed… It’s not closed. Oh! Oh goodness. Oh goodness! Okay that door’s shut but this one isn’t? Very good, very good. Hello towel man! Okay. Very good, plenty of berries. Any money? Yeah a little bit of money coming on. Boop! More money! Oh look at that!

[laughs] It’s just pooping out. I can just stand there. Stand there all day. Okay right. This is going well. I do need to just get this artifact going. It should be an easy artifact on level 2 like it should be not too far in. So if I’m going too far in,

I’ve made a problem for myself, you know? I’ve made a problem for myself. [DECKED OUT] Stumble. Ehm… [laughs] Okay. I believe I can go back up and go the other way. Talk about like spawn camping or what, right? What an absolute buttface! Is there any secrets here? Eh. Is that because Scar won?

Phase 1? I’m not sure. I don’t think this comes out in too much of a different place though. Just a problemo I’m facing with right now. And my compass also wants me to go way back- [DECKED OUT] Stumble. Come on! What’s a guy meant to do?

I literally think I just have to kind of wait. Let’s talk, let’s chat while we’re decking out. [laughs] I got all the berries in the world but I’m just being completely spawn camped. Look at it! He’s patrolling! Let’s try back over this way. I’m gonna have to probably make a sprint for it

And hope, I’ve got enough berries. I can get hit once but I cannot get hit twice. But I mean, getting purposely hit by a thing is not is not my idea of a fun day. I mean… Look at him. I could just sprint off that way though

But I’m gonna get hit and he’s gonna knock me into lava as well. Okay, we’re going! Heuh! Oh goodness. Keep running. Never stop moving, never stop grooving. Or maybe stop moving and grooving a little bit at some point in your life. [laughs] Oh no! I don’t think that was my fault.

I blame luck and Tango. I’m telling ya, those ravagers, they’re very mean. [laughs] But that is gonna be it for today’s episode. So thank you very, very much for watching. Let’s take a look at all our Zedvancements. Ahh! Oh I love it when we tick one off! It feels so good.

We are getting there, people. Thank you very much for liking, commenting and subscribing and of course, a massive, beautiful, wonderful thank you to my lovely patrons as well whose names are all over the screen right now making your screen look that little bit more handsome. Thank you all so very much!

But until the next episode, a-good, a-bye! [ZED OUTRO MUSIC]