ZOEY: The Ultimate Half-Angel Half-Demon Minecraft Parody!

And so finally I finished my business it’s time to go to the store it’s a sunny day today hey who’s sitting there on the bench it seems to be cash and Nico I wonder what they’re doing there oh Zoe Hi how are you doing I see you

Passing by here and here we are sitting on a bench with Nico and relaxing just like that yes I see hello Nico and hello cash what are you doing here tell me maybe you have some interesting news in the city in general we have nothing new

We just sit and relax and think about what we can do today maybe later we will go to the park yes so if you want to join our Zoe vacation then tell us we plan to go to a cafe later so if you want we are waiting for you okay guys

I’ll be in the know if anything and now I still need to have time to go to the store for my products if anything I’ll see you again I’ll write to you later and we’ll meet again when there’s time yep good luck to you Zoe and we will

Continue to be here yes this shop is really convenient we’ll meet another time Zoe bye yes goodbye a few a few moments later and so great I’m almost at the store what do I need to buy there stop it seems there’s something strange going on in the store oh my God this

Can’t be it’s the robbers it looks like they came to Rob this store Lord what should I do I have to save this store and the seller I can’t just stand like this it looks like I have no choice how to do this I have to protect this seller

They can kill him at any moment I’ll take my sword and stab the Bandit in the back so they won’t even know that I went into the store and won’t be able to attack me great plan come on give all the money right now otherwise we’ll kill

You you have no choice no one hears you and will not help you leave me alone I don’t have any money please don’t touch me and my goods I have no choice take the goods just don’t touch me I beg you to leave me alive not this time

Leave the seller alone now you will be punished as much as possible you have no right to these actions now you are not in danger your store is completely safe you can calm down right now oh my God young lady you saved my life and my

Story you are very cool thank you very much for your help this is very cool news today yes now thing will ever threaten you again hey what’s going on here what the hell are to guys and masks lying here we arrived as soon as we could the seller pressed the red button

I see something has already happened here gentlemen policeman this young lady saved me and my store from these stupid Bandits she is a hero you owe her a medal for that while I’m in complete shock thank you for your help now we will put these bandits in jail for a

Very long time you have helped us a lot thanks no problem I just did what I had to do I saw them robbing the store so I started acting urgently now everything is safe great now we’ll take care of all the other things now everyone can be free

One hour later finally it’s evening and it’s time to go home it was a really difficult day and I was in complete shock from that situation in the store these robbers almost killed the seller but I saved him and his store and the police came on time it’s good that

Everything ended perfectly hey what is this strange homeless man and what is he doing on the playground I definitely don’t like him it’s night oh my God it looks like I lost her hey and lady what are you doing here on a night like this on the playground I hope you’re all

Right I wanted to ask you and you won’t have any food I am very hungry and haven’t eaten for several days please help me if it’s not difficult for you stop what are you asking me for food you saw yourself you are a very strange and

Stupid bum what are you doing on the playground at night you have to get out of here you really pissed me off get out of here stupid bum Lord Miss y are you talking so rudely to me I haven’t done anything wrong to you calm down please I

Just asked you for some food for for me because I haven’t eaten for a very long time and I really need some help Lord why are you all so mean to me I do not know what you want from me you stupid bum but get away from me and don’t touch

Me ever again get out of here from this playground it’s not normal that you walk around like this at night and playgrounds and beg for food from people you don’t know I hate you don’t come here anymore especially since my house is nearby oh my God you’re stupid oh no

God how it hurts me don’t touch me what are you doing what the hell don’t touch me please finally I taught this homeless man a lesson and now he will know what he did and that it’s not worth running around at night on playgrounds and begging for food from strangers finally

It’s all over this day was really hard I just want to go to sleep in my bed in my cozy house it was a really difficult day and a lot happened but it’s good that I finished my business tomorrow I have a very interesting day waiting for me and

I was invited by cash and Nico to go to a cafe and now it’s time to go to bed because it’s late and I want to sleep The next day finally that morning stop where is the roof of my house stop what what the hell where am I at all what kind of place is this am I floating on a cloud I can’t believe my eyes what’s going on I can’t understand it it looks like I’m really

Here I’m very high here at the level of clouds what is this mysterious place I am completely shocked what am I doing here and who brought me here oh my God I don’t even know how I’m going to get down from here I see my bed is also here

It seems It’s all here for a reason hey the one who dragged me here it’s God God I’m in complete shock what are you doing here you brought me here tell me right now what’s going on don’t worry my child you’re completely safe yes you’re right I dragged you here you’re really here

For a reason today we’re going to talk about your actions they really interested me you’ll have to pass one very interesting test that I’ll show you a little later it will be completely in you I hope you can understand this I’m in complete shock God why did you choose

Me for this purpose what did I do that I was able to catch your attention and now I’m here on the clouds with you well I understand you tell me in full what I have to do or what should happen at all today I’m in complete shock and I can’t

The end to understand everything that happens here don’t worry I’ll tell you all this is really a very interesting situation I watched you from Mike clouds and saw everything you’ve been doing lately my brother and I should tell you about it together of course I didn’t

Want to call him but I had to do it what brother are you talking about what are you talking about at all and what did I do wrong what is wrong with my actions what is happening right now in general I hope everything will be fine with me and

Here I am I hope I was not late and came on time I see she has already come well hello child of God my name is Lucifer I am a brother of God from the Nether world if you understand what I mean God called me to do one thing and it will be

Very important for us all but of course not God chose the best place for this ritual I don’t like this place what will God do next okay calm down Lucifer as you understand he is my brother and he is from the Netherworld of the dead and

He is a demon his goal is to observe energy in this place well that’s what we’re about now I’ll tell you what will happen to you in the next time we consulted and decided to give you wings but these the wings will not be simple they have a certain mood These Wings Are

Half Angelic and half demonic you will wear them and we want to see how you will behave with them I’m in complete shock not only that God himself brought me to himself but also Lucifer himself came to us why did you choose me it’s just crazy all soon lose my mind from

What’s happening to me what other Wings it certainly sounds very cool well it’s time to show you these wings We sewed These Wings from demonic and Angelic Souls now they are completely ready you have to put them on but before you do I will say my prayer and after that they will be completely connected to you come on my child you have to spoil them right now it’s just insane

These Wings Are just gigantic and they’re really half demonic and half Angelic how am I ever going to wear them that I can fly with them how does it even work I’m in complete shock calm down child now I will perform my right and These Wings will become yours and

You will be one with them I hope everything will go well so after a while it should work and everything will be fine good luck to you my child These Wings carry a very Majestic character I’m sure you will like them and the effect with them Oh The next day stop where am I what happened to me oh my God everything seems to be fine it was just a dream it was necessary to have such a dream this dream was really realistic I remember everything perfectly well that I dreamed well that it wasn’t true but just a

Dream mourning has come and I can do my own business I will need to go to cash and Nico I’m sure they’re somewhere in the city wow I dreamed how God called me to his clouds and there told me that he would give me wings half demonic half

Angelic and together with his brother Lucifer they gave me these wings of cooler nonsense I have never heard you need to be crazy to believe in it at all I do not know it was most likely exactly just a dream so there is definitely no one in the house and I’m sure that

Everything is fine you can safely go outside to look for cash and Nico I think they are already waiting for me somewhere on the street today is sunny weather to take a walk I love this weather foreign oh my God is that Wings it looks like

It’s true and it wasn’t a dream I really have wings on me I’m in complete shock was it really all true and not a dream and God and lovizer exist just look at my wings I think I’ve lost my mind what am I going to do with them now they are

Very beautiful and gigantic and now we are one hole together who knows what God wanted to say with this apparently he gave them to me for a reason and for some purpose maybe I should understand something but I can’t yet understand what exactly he wants to tell me with

This it’s really half demonic half angelic wings but what is their meaning I have to find out you can fly with these wings now we’ll check if I can fly with them hooray I definitely have to find out it’s time to go to the highest

Tower in my area and jump off it I’m sure I have to fly it was a dream of my childhood to learn to fly now I have wings and I can do it it’s time to go there and try out my new beautiful wings one hour later and so I almost got to

The very top of this Tower it’s so high and beautiful here I’ve never been to such places before and I’m really shocked I hope everything will be fine and These Wings won’t let me down and I’ll fly on them they’re gigantic and should support me Lord It’s really very

High here I hope my flight will be great I’ve never seen our city so high from the side everything is so small here it’s time to make a jump I really want to fly I’m sure I can do it you just need to believe in it it’s not for

Nothing that God gave me such mysterious Wings it’s time to climb to the highest point on this Tower and make a jump from it I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m sure I’ll make it jumping from the biggest building is just a crazy idea I don’t know what I’m doing Lord It’s

Really really very scary I don’t know if it’s worth doing I’m crazy on drawing death it’s time to jump It’s just insane oh my God Is it true I’m really flying I’m in complete shock hooray I did it I’m flying I see the whole city it’s so

Beautiful and there’s my house in the distance hooray it remains only to land somehow oh my God no hey what the hell was that something fell into my water stop Zoe is that you my God I can’t believe my eyes I’m in complete shock it’s you you’ve finally

Been found we’ve been looking for you for several days where have you been and Lord what are those wings behind your back what happened to you oh my god Nico I accidentally landed on my wings right in your pool forgive me stop that you were looking for me for several days it

Really took so long of course you won’t believe it but as you can see These Wings Are Real now and God gave them to me I don’t know how to tell you but it’s so I myself don’t I know why I need them wow I don’t even know what to say it’s

Just impossible how it happened at all we’ve really been looking for you for a very long time and you’re falling into my pool oh my God Nico stop it’s you Zoe you finally appeared we’ve been looking for you so long what are these strange mysterious Wings behind your back fact

That you became a mutant while we were gone haha how dare you talk about me like that you have manners at all you idiot come here how can you say that what the hell is going on at all oh my God I thought our meeting would be more

Pleasant how it hurts me Zoe what happened to you you are very strange and evil oh boy could cash forgive me I do not know what came over me it happened by accident I do not know why I did it I will tell you later what happened to me

And what are those wings behind my back I’m sorry that it happened I hope you did not suffer much from my hand I feel strange and I really don’t like it okay Zoe I forgive you I do not know why you did this but it really does not look

Like you you need to calm down it’s good that you were found which means that we can discuss everything in a cafe come with us there These Wings really suit you but they are very strange Zoe yes guys since we finished our conversations here let’s go to the cafe as soon as

Possible we wanted to go there it’s good that you found yourself Zoe can you imagine cash she fell right into my pool and miraculously survived she flew with her wings she said God gave them to her I’m in complete shock why he gave them it’s her and what’s wrong with them wow

Zoe I didn’t know that what else interesting happened to you during those days while you were gone later okay so we almost came to our Cafe this is our favorite place in our area they serve great coffee here well we’ll sit down at our favorite places Zoe and

Could you make an order for us all for now I’m very hungry and I want to eat a little yes please do it Zoe and take me a cappuccino and a chocolate cake I want to eat it it’s very tasty really I love it of course guys I’ll order your food

Right now hey Mr waiter could you please give me this stupid order do you hear you idiot gave me all your money quickly immediately I hate you why the hell are you working here give me all your money right now I’m sorry please take everything I have I’m not to blame for

Anything please get out of here this is all my money that I have with me I hope it’s all your money because if I find more money that you didn’t give me I’ll kill you right here and now in this stupid place you heard me remember I’m

The most important one here now and you’ll only listen to me you understand me I hate you I hate this place and everything that’s here Lord how stupid you are Hey Zoe what’s going on with you what are you doing calm down right now it’s just the waiter what’s wrong he did

To you calm down oh my God what came over me what happened to me please excuse me Mr waiter I did it by accident here take this cake as an apology I’m sorry and I apologize guys you’re all just crazy here get out of here I’m in

Complete shock what kind of creature are you with giant strange mysterious Wings yes everyone calm down everything ended well we can leave here Zoe I’m completely shocked that it was I think I’m starting to guess what’s going on it’s all about your mysterious Wings since they are half demonic they create

Such aggression that’s why you behave like this and that’s why you were rude and hit me today when you met me I understood everything my God now I understand what These Wings Are doing to me I’m in complete shock now I understand everything how it works

He is Cash where are you oh my god cash what are you doing here you need to be quiet the bandits are already here Lord save me someone oh no don’t touch me please leave me alone stop Nico what are you doing here don’t worry Zoe I’ve come

To save you I’ll give the money to these Bandits so they let you out don’t worry just take it and climb this ladder everything is fine neat okay no problem stop cash what are you doing you’re going to ruin everything now your free Zoe run away from here quickly otherwise

These Bandits will kill you we don’t have time at all hurry up they are already chasing me oh my God What the hell is Nico who is this friend of yours in red suit did you want to deceive us well never mind this Bandit will catch up and kill him just like Kai will do to you right now I will kill you too I don’t know what he’s here don’t kill me

My God what just happened Nico and cash wanted to save me at the same time but in the end the bandits are chasing them and not me well I think it’s time to go home and watch TV I’m so tired of these Bandits apparently cash and Mikko just created

Problems for themselves it’s their fault what a big white sofa I love lying on it and watching TV and nothing can stop me I’m thinking of going to the ice cream shop later I’m tired to hear Zoe opened the door we know that you are here we miraculously managed to escape from

These Bandits you have to make a decision and choose one of us we constantly help and save you decide because we love you yes I totally agree with cash come on Zoe you have to decide and choose we can’t wait any longer we’re all tired of this I think you too

Oh my God guys you’re both cool but I can’t choose from you which one of you is the best it’s difficult but on this score I have an idea you’ll have to pass three tests which one of you will pass better and will be with me come on I’ll

Show you everything now just listen and watch the first test is parkour whoever goes further will win the first test okay well let’s try Zoe it all sounds pretty interesting I agree to pass the test if only you chose between us me or Nico well Parker is not so difficult I’m

Sure I can handle this task I’m very agile and fast don’t trust two conclusions cash I think I can handle this task better now we’ll go through this parkour and see who did it I’m much better than you and I’ve been doing parkour recently so I’ll be able to do

It haha oh yes it seems Nico was right Kashi just fell and you failed to complete the first task Nika one and one I didn’t know that Nico is so good at parkour okay now the next task it will be that I will check your mind which of

You is smarter I will put up several tablets with different mathematical examples and your task will be to solve them correctly who will be the first to make a mistake and lose in this task understand yes Zoe we understand you I certainly did not win in parkour but I

Am 100 sure that Nico will not be able to beat me in a mathematical battle I will be smarter than him that’s for sure the examples are not complicated the main thing is to answer quickly and you will cope with this task now we will find out everything is definitely simple

And so I have almost finished writing an example on a tablet everyone will stand in front of their tablet and call the answer I hope you studied mathematics well at school since you will need it now it’s quite difficult but I think you can handle it and so guys everything is

Ready well quickly go to the signs and start solving examples you don’t have time at all hurry up guys okay no problem back in junior high when I was learning math I seem to be doing a good job with it so you cannot hope to win

Cash I will win this test for sure you cannot even doubt as I told you do not even try to try to win me you will not succeed yes yes we understood you Nico but it’s time to solve examples I think these are pretty easy examples and I can

Easily cope with them I always had an A plus in math school so you don’t have to try and so Zoe in this example I think the answer will be 16 and no other answer otherwise did I answer Zoe correctly in my example the answer will

Be five and six haha what did you say there’s a completely different answer you don’t know math at all you’re so stupid so guys calm down cash answered his example correctly and he wins in this test and Nico answered incorrectly so he loses well guys now the last test

Remains now I’ll craft something and show you what it will be for the final test and since you have one point for each test this is a test it will decide which of you will be with me so get ready guys yes we are completely confident in this test Zoe let’s say

What kind of test it is and finally choose one of us urgently yes everything is extremely simple here are your swords and now hold on whoever wins will be with me come on what Zoe it seems like it’s already too much we won’t fight each other for you

Of course we’re friends and we want you to choose someone from us but no we won’t do it don’t want to fight with Nico no I’m sorry I totally agree with cash so goodbye stop what what are you guys doing where are you going oh my god

What have I done it seems to me it was a huge mistake to let them fight each other they could have killed each other or even stopped communicating forever it seems to me I could not make such a mistake I will need to apologize to the

Guys I shouldn’t have done that I’m very sorry about it I don’t have time I have to apologize as soon as possible before the guys left and I lost them I like these guys and I didn’t want to do that but they simply left me no choice I hope

They will accept my apology and we will become friends again and everything will be fine we need to hurry when the bandits grabbed me they both saved me no matter what and Nico completely decided to give all his money just to save me they are really good guys and I don’t

Want to lose my friendship with them I will give them my money and flowers that I will collect near my house I want to apologize to them from the bottom of my heart souls I am very upset that now they both feel bad because of me I am

Sure I will seed and they will understand everything I will tell them about it I want to play with them further I want to have fun with them and be in our adventures live them together oh yes these yellow and red flowers will do I’m sure they will like them we need

To hurry up and go to the guys soon I know what the guys do when they are sad I think right now they are playing with sand near the playground we will make friends again and play together I’m sure of it we should always be together and

Help each other because we are friends it’s very good and so great it seems I came yes it’s cash and Nico hey guys it’s me Zoe come here guys I’m sorry I made you fight with each other I was completely wrong let’s be friends together and play on the playground I

Love you all okay Zoe we forgive you it’s good that you figured it out on your own fighting is very bad but now we’re back together we won’t be offended by you anymore let’s go to the playground to play our favorite basketball together yes guys it’s good

That we are together keep these flowers and money I give you as a token of gratitude thank you for loving me guys don’t worry Zoe thank you for your gift but now we can play together on the playground I suggest we forget this situation forever and continue playing

Together I love you guys I love playing basketball with you hooray oh yes I totally agree with you guys the situation was quite funny we saved Zoe from Bandits at the same time but we were able to escape from them and it was very funny guys let’s go now and invite

Shady to walk with us so it will be even more fun for us what do you think Hmm it’s really interesting I think now we’ll finish playing and go straight to Shady’s house after the playground we can all go to the store together to buy

A lot of ice cream it will be good what do you think I think it’s a cool idea let’s go to Shady right now and then go to the store I can’t wait to try ice cream the weather is hot today and I really want cold ice cream we’re in a

Hurry we don’t have much time guys hey Shady it’s US Open the Door we’ve come to you