Zozo – I Survived 100 DAYS as a SPEAKERMAN from SKIBIDI TOILET in HARDCORE Minecraft!

On day 1, I spawned into the  Aspen Forest as a Speaker Man. “Ten hearts. Uh oh. I better play this  safe, or I’m gonna be in real trouble.” But I didn’t have time to  form a strategy. Suddenly,   the trees started setting fire  around me. Some even exploded. “What’s happening here!?”

Out of the fire stomped my worst  nightmare: The many-legged,   fully operational G-Man Spider Toilet,  the leader of the Skibidi Toilet Army. “Brrr Skibidi dop dop dop yes  yes skibidi dabudu neep neep-” “Oh no, you’re the last thing I wanted to see–” “I’m the last thing you’ll EVER  see, Speaker Man! The Skibidi  

Army will conquer this world just  like it conquered all the others!” “Not if my speakers have  anything to say about it!” “Speak to THIS!” He blasted me with his laser eyes,  knocking me off my rhythm. He was   far too strong to fight – All I  could do was turn around and run.

I ran through the woods, hoping to avoid the  laser blasts. When the G-Man was gone from view,   I took a moment to relax, but  I wasn’t out of the woods yet. Literally, and figuratively! A swarm of normal Skibidi  Toilet came out of the trees,  

All fixed with malicious intent on me. I  was outnumbered and out of luck. Until– “Sonic BOOM!” A blast of sound fired out of me,  pushing back the advancing toilet   squadron. That gave me just enough time  to turn and get the heck out of dodge.

“The Skibidis are here already! I need to warn  the Alliance before they take this world, too!”  On day 2, I went into survival mode  deep in the Aspen Forest. My Commander   must have sent me here to investigate  the Skibidi Threat on other worlds.

“But I won’t be able to do  anything without the proper tools.” I found some peach trees and  broke them down for wood,   piling logs and logs of it into my  inventory, along with some sticks. I gathered some peaches, which  I ate to refill my hunger bar.

“Can’t be a good soldier if I  don’t have healthy rations!” I built myself a crafting table  and a wooden pickaxe. From there,   I dug up my first stone blocks, and made  myself a stone pickaxe and a stone sword.

And, as if on cue, a gaggle of standard Skibidi  Toilets came rolling out of the tree line. “SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!” “I am so sick of hearing that already!” With my new stone sword and my sonic booms, I  fought them until the entire squad was defeated.

“Phew. That wasn’t easy. But at least I’ve cleared  the area now. Maybe I should make a base here…” With the spare wood I’d collected earlier, I  started building myself a basic, one-room base. “It isn’t much, but every war  effort needs to start somewhere!” 

On day 3, I headed out into the canyons.  There, I could find plenty of stone to harvest. “A wooden base is fine for a start, but  given some of my enemies have laser eyes,   I need something a little stronger.”

I was halfway through mining stone blocks out  of the canyon walls, when I saw some strange,   bony creatures flying above. Soul Vultures. A flew flew straight down towards  me and started circling me! “Hmmm. Fresh meat. Haven’t  seen one like you before.”

“Auch! Stop biting! I’m from another world! And  I’m here to save you all from a terrible threat!” “Shush now, Speaker Boy, food doesn’t talk!” The Soul Vultures descended on me, and  there were too many of them to fight off,  

Even with my sonic booms. All I could do was  turn and run before they picked me to the bone. “I guess not all of the creatures here  are unified against our common enemy…” But that didn’t mean everything here  was against me. On my way back through  

The canyon, I ran into a Mandrill  sitting alone. She looked upset. “Is everything okay, Miss Mandrill?” “My name’s Mandy. And now everything is  terrible. Those diabolical toilets… They   destroyed my home and took everything from me.” “Those blasted Skibidi Toilets… Come with me,  Mandy, I’ll let you stay at my base. I’m Zozo,  

And together, we’ll get revenge on the  porcelain monsters who did this to you!” “Oh, thank you, Zozo, you’re a hero!” She left with me, as we made our way  back across the treacherous canyons.  From day 4 to day 5, I returned back to my base  in the Aspen Forest with Mandy the Mandrill.

I decided I should start from scratch, so I tore  down my starter base and used the materials I’d   collected to remake my base. I ended up  going for a toilet base! The plan is to   pretend to be one of the Skibidi toilets!  I bet they won’t suspect a thing! Inside  

The toilet I even built a new room for Mandy,  giving her a bed and some furniture in there. Figuring we could use some extra luxuries,  I also built a kitchen and a lounge – So   we could start to feel a little more  at home in this strange new place.

She seemed delighted with it. “Wow, Zozo, this is amazing!  I’m going to rest here and get   my energy back. Thank you for all you’ve done.” “Rest well, Mandy. When you’re fully  recuperated, we’ll talk strategy.” Mandy retired to her room while I  conducted a perimeter search around  

The area. I needed to make sure that  no one found the new base suspicious. And that was a good instinct, because a Squad  of Skibidi Toilets were right in front of me. “I’m putting my war face on –  Or I would, if I had a face!”

I drew my sword and fought them  to the last bowl. It wasn’t easy,   but in the end, my battle experience  served me well and they were destroyed. And even better, once they were gone,   they left behind a new tool – An  anti-Skibidi Chemical Blaster.

“This falling into my hands is probably the last  thing they wanted. I’m gonna make them regret it!”  From day 6 to day 8, I left for  a pasture outside the forest,   knowing that we’d need some more  natural resources for the base. It was just my luck to happen upon some pigs.

“Our army is gonna need rations.  Pork and bacon will do nicely!” I herded some pigs back to the base and  built a sty for them in just the right spot! “But I don’t have that many  pigs, all things considered.” That’s why I returned to the  pasture, ready to shepherd some more. Then BOOM!

A rocket hit the ground next to me, causing a  massive explosion! It left me badly injured. And   even worse, when the explosion cleared, I saw  the G-Man Spider Toilet skittering towards me. “Your end is nigh, Speaker Boy.  None shall stop the Skibidi Army!” Before I even had time to equip my blaster,  

He unleashed his full arsenal,  firing rockets and his laser eyes. There was no way to fight him,   especially injured. All I could do  was run away, dodging as best I could. G-Man was not a force to  be messed with. Thankfully,  

In the end, I still got out of there  – Injured, humiliated, and alive.  From day 9 to day 10, I was back at  the base, still recovering from G-Man’s   devastating surprise attack. He was still a  lot stronger than I’d possibly accounted for.

But at least I wasn’t alone. Mandy the  Mandrill approached me while I was in bed,   with some encouraging words. “You helped me, Zozo. And now, I’m gonna  help you. The war effort against the   Skibidi Toilet army won’t work unless  we all pull together. Go look outside,  

I made you something that I  think will help inspire you.” I went outside, and saw that Mandy had been  constructing the start of a huge, amazing   statue. I couldn’t tell what it was yet, but I  was so excited to see it when it was finished.

“Can you guess what it’s gonna be? If you can,   tell me down in the comments,  ’cause I have no idea!” But the statue wasn’t the only thing Mandy  had been working on. It turned out she was   a pretty talented architect: That’s why  she was able to build a storage room,  

Perfect for the weapons and  armor we’d need for an army. She’d also built a training room,  where we could train ourselves and   the anti-Skibidi soldiers, and  a furnace, for smelting metals. “Well, I better get my hands on some, then!” From day 11 to day 12, I was working in the  

Training room, trying to hone my warrior skills.  Mandy the Mandrill came in to join me soon after. “Thank you again for taking me in,   Zozo. I want to do everything I  can to help you in the war effort.” “That’s good to hear, Mandy. We can’t let G-Man  

And his minions take over the  world. It’d be catastrophic.” “Who or what exactly is this G-Man and  all his Skibidi Toilet minions, anyhow?” “They’re world-conquering monsters.  Self-replicating, self-motivating.   They’ll take over everything and leave nothing  behind. They tried to do it to my world, and  

I think my Commanders back at the Alliance must  have sent me here to stop it from happening here.” “That sounds horrible, Zozo! But how  can we possibly stop them? There are   so many of them, and they’re so powerful!” “All we can do is fight, Mandy. Fight  with everything we’ve got. That way,  

Even if we lose, we’ll lose honorably.” “Sounds like a plan to me, Zozo. We’ll  never let those evil toilets win!”  From day 13 to day 15, I went back to  the Canyons to settle an old score. “How can I be expected to  be a good soldier and take  

On the Skibidi Army if I can’t  even beat some Soul Vultures?” The second I saw one of them circling above me,   I couldn’t help but feel nervous. Then,  it spotted me, and swooped down to engage. “Back again, Speaker Boy? Good.  I was feeling rather peckish.”

“You don’t know what you’re  doing, Vulture. This is war,   it’s Skibidi Toilets Vs Everything else.  You don’t think they’ll come for you, too?” “War is our bread and butter, Speaker.  Skibidi Toilets, speakers, animals,   all the same meat to us. We just  enjoy the remains on the battlefield.”

“Then I guess I better take you down!” But the Soul Vulture wasn’t alone.  The whole flock came swooping in,   and I needed to use my sonic booms  to take them all down one by one. When they were defeated, I  had enough XP to level up,  

Becoming bigger, stronger, and  getting a boost to 24 Hearts. But most importantly of all, I developed  a new offensive capability: Energy Blasts. “Oh yeah, that’s more like it!” From day 16 to day 19, I realized   that I needed to create weapons for  the war effort against the toilets.

That’s why I ventured into an abandoned  mining cavern beneath the first,   ready to take on whatever I needed  to in order to win this war. And I came up against resistance straight away:   A Deadly Blaze Creeper. It started  shooting fireballs at me! I tried to  

Take It down from the distance but it wasn’t  working! I got closer and he just exploded! “That was dangerous! Hope I don’t encounter any   more of these! I should check  if he dropped any useful loot.” I approached the creeper hole,  but instead of finding loot  

The explosion uncovered a rich vein of  iron ore. Exactly what I was here for! I collected up as much iron as I could,  then returned to my base. I used the   furnace to smelt it and used some spare  sticks to make a couple of iron swords.

I kept one sword for myself, and  put the other in my Training room. “With these, I can start to arm  an anti-Skibidi army of my own!” With the spare iron, I made myself an  iron pickaxe. This would be perfect if  

Ever I got my hands on some diamonds. From day 20 to day 22, I was woken up   with a start by Mandy the Mandrill. She  was hopping around in a blind panic. “Zozo! Zozo! You need to wake up!” “Wh- What’s happening,  Mandy? You’re confusing me!”

“G-Man! He’s right outside! Said something about  wanting to stamp out the resistance personally!” “Oh no! Then I better get out there and stop him!” I grabbed my weapons and ran out to face G-Man. He wasted no time in firing one of  his Rockets, which barely missed me.

“You’ve gotten stronger, Speaker  Boy. But not strong enough. You   think you can stop the ravages of war?  We will consume all. The Skibidi Rampage   will never end. You’re not a wall.  You’re barely even a speed bump.” “All this talk, G-Man. I think  it’s because you’re afraid. But  

I’m not about talk – I’m about action.  Let’s fight, you clogged-up toilet!” The battle began. He blasted  me with his laser eyes,   but I was much stronger than I used to be. I  volleyed sonic booms and energy blasts at him,  

And when those had thrown him off balance, I  pulled out my Skibidi Blaster and let him have it! Clearly, it was all a little too  much for him. He broke away from   the battle and used his rockets  to destroy the blocks between us.

“You got lucky, Speaker Boy. Next time,  my minions will deactivate you for good!” He skittered off into the desert. “I think I saw a crack in its ceramic  armor… Maybe I can win this war after all.” 

From day 23 to day 26, I worked tirelessly in  order to build an upgraded weapon that might   turn the tide of the war against  the insidious skibidi toilets. I had to enhance my own individual  abilities so that the next time I   met G-Man, I could deal some real damage to him.

Since fighting with music was  my specialty as a Speaker Man,   I chose to make a guitar weapon that would  amplify the sonic frequencies of my speaker head. “What an awesome idea for a weapon!” I went into the training room to  start trying it out on some blocks,   and found it was insanely effective.

“Now I’m loud and proud. Proud  to be a devoted soldier fighting   back against the forces of Skibidi, that is.” And if you want to support the cause and  help me in my other crazy adventures,   remember to search Z-O-Z-O in  order to find more of my videos.

But for now, I’m going to get back to preparing  for the battle so that we can win this war.  From day 27 to day 31, I was baking some  peach pies when Mandy came over to tell   me she completed more of the statue  and wanted to show me her progress!

“This way, Zozo! It’s really cool!” “Ok! Wait for me!” I followed Mandy out to the area  where the statue was being built   and gazed in wonder at what it had already become. This would certainly inspire the troops to fight,   but I couldn’t help but feel as  though something was missing.

“Hey, Mandy. Don’t you think that part could use a  bit of Red concrete to really make it stand out.” “You’re right, I totally see that.  But it’s pretty rare around these   parts. You’ll have to travel  to the Crag Gardens for it.”

“I’ve never been there before, but  if it’s for the statue: I’ll do it.” “Be careful out there, Zozo. The  skibidi enemies are everywhere.” “You know me, I’m always careful.  Especially in enemy territory.” Within a couple days’ journey, I found myself  in the crag gardens. Just as I had feared,  

The skibidi toilets had already  spread to this biome too. “Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi!” A bunch of them came at me all at once, so  I pulled out my guitar and started swinging   away. The sonic waves were more than they could  have and were able to quickly defeat them all.

When there were no more skibidi toilets in  the area, I found out what they were guarding. “It’s a treasure chest with a whole bunch of red   concrete and some extra red nether  bricks. My quest was not in vain.” I gathered the material and began to  make my way out of the crag gardens. 

From day 32 to day 35, I was attacked by another   pair of skibidi toilets while on  my way out of the crag gardens. “This is bad! There are more  of them here than I thought.” I struck them down with my guitar and  scanned the area for more of the enemy.

Thankfully, there weren’t any more skibidi  toilets, but there was a swamp pig. “There was me!” “You should get to safety. This whole biome is  crawling with those creepy skibidi monsters.” “I want to, but not without my best  friend Otto the Ocelot. He was taken   by a skibidi spider and now he’s trapped.”

“Those skibidi fiends! I’ve been fighting  against them for as long as I remember.” “Maybe you can help me get Otto back!” “I’ll be all over it, like flies on trash!” From day 36 to day 39, I followed the Swamp   Pig’s directions to the lair of the  skibidi spider that took his friend.

It sounded dangerous, so I went along to spare the  swamp pig from the troubles of the battlefield. When I got to the enemy base, I went into  stealth mode and searched around for an entrance. I could hear the telltale annoying song of  the skibidi toilets from inside the base,  

And that told me that I must be getting  close to where the skibidi spider was. “Skibidi Bop Bop Yes Yes Skibidi Bop Neep Neep” “Please stop! Someone get me out of this toilet!  I can’t deal with any more of this song!”

I looked and could see that Otto the Ocelet  was inside a dungeon cell in the base,   forced to listen to the song of  the skibidi spider over and over. “That’s terrible! I need to do something,  but I need to be smart about it. Maybe if  

I tune my guitar a bit, I’ll be able to  take them by surprise with a new sound.”  From day 40 to day 43, I snuck  inside the mini-base and hid   myself from the ordinary skibidi toilet soldiers. “All I have to do is deal with the  skibidi spider who is guarding the ocelot,  

Then I’ll be able to extract him and escape.” I quietly, carefully made my way to  the center of the lair and over to   the cell where Otto the Ocelot was held captive. “Let me go! You’ve held me captive for many  days and I can’t help you with your war.”

“I wouldn’t skibidi say that. Your  world seems skibidi short on humanoids,   so if we want to make more skibidi  toilets, we’ll have to make skibidi   due with the animals. You will be the  first Ocelot to ever join the skibidis!” “No no no. Please, I hate  toilets! I try to avoid them!”

“SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI” “Nooo!!” Before Otto could come to harm, I  stormed in, isolating the Spider. “Let that Ocelot go, skibidi  spider! I’m the one you want!” “I know you, you’re that speaker head that G-man  told me about. I’m going to skibidi skin you!”

The skibidi spider charged forth but  I countered with my guitar. Thanks to   the tuning I did the other day, my  guitar now had greater knockback. Every time the skibidi spider got close,  I bashed him farther away and dodged his   approach. It took awhile, but with enough  whacks, the skibidi spider went down.

“Come on, Otto! We’re busting out of  here! Swamp Pig is waiting for you!” “Thank you, speaker head!” Otto and I made our stealthy exit from the  mini base and returned to Swamp Pig. The two   were happy as could be, and promised to get  as far from the skibidi toilets as possible. 

From day 44 to day 49, I transported  the building blocks that I was able   to find in the Crag Gardens back  to my base in the Aspen Forest. “It’s good to be back after spending so  much time in enemy territory. Our defenses  

Are looking a little thin, though.  I’ll do something about that later.” Once I was inside the base, I met up  with Mandy who was just feeding the   pigs and I turned the building blocks over to her. “This is just what we need to continue work  on the statue. Was it difficult to get?”

“Not for me. I’ll do anything for the cause!” “I’ll get back to work on the statue.  And here is some bacon for you!” “Neat! I’m gonna work on something, too.” I went back to the perimeter of  the base so I could do something   about the lacking defenses I spotted earlier.

The solution was simple yet effective:  a perimeter wall around the entire base. “The skibidis will have a hard  time getting through that!” When the wall was done, I went to see Mandy. She  had already completed the next part of the statue. “Looks like we were both working hard!”

“It’s like you said before,  Zozo: anything for the cause.” “That’s right, Mandy. We’re gonna  win this war no matter what.” At that moment, I felt really inspired.  From day 50 to day 53, the G-man brought  a big army of skibidi toilets to attack  

The base. The new defenses were able to slow  them down, but we were definitely outnumbered. Even so, there was no way I’d  give up. It was time to fight! “You’re going down the drain, you toilets.” “SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI”

With the knockback of my guitar, I kept the  skibidi toilets at a distance so that I could take   them on individually. When they crowded they were  strong, but on their own: I could handle them. “Divide and conquer!” That reminded me that I was also fighting alone.

“Oh no! Mandy! I have to make sure she’s okay!” The G-Man Spider Toilet had Mandy in his  terrible grasp. I almost couldn’t watch. “Speaker Boy, you’ve survived longer than we  expected. But the next toilets we send after  

You will be like nothing you’ve ever seen. And  we’ll make your mandrill friend into one of them!” “I won’t let them change me, Zozo.  But come and rescue me soon.” Mandy and the G-man disappeared into  the distance. I vowed to myself that  

I’d get my friend back. But first, I had to  take out the rest of these skibidi toilets. With my trusty weapon, I cleared  out the base and began to feel   strong as a new form of power took hold within me.

I grew into a big speaker head, feared by  skibidi toilets everywhere. I had 40 hearts   and a brand new ice blast attack that  would freeze the skibidi enemies solid.  From day 54 to day 57, I restored  the base to its former glory. The  

Attack had been devastating, but even  more devastating was the loss of Mandy. “My friend, my fellow soldier, Mandy.” If the G-man made her into the first  mandrill skibidi toilet I might have to… “No, I don’t even want to think about  that. I have to… HAVE TO… save her.”

I was full of concern for  the animal mobs of the world,   because any of them might get turned by the  G-man and his many skibidi toilet minions. I decided to return to the crag  garden and see if the swamp pig   was still around that area. Sure enough, he was.

“I am! I’m around the area!” “You are! Not to be rude, but  weren’t you going somewhere safer?” “There aren’t that many safe places left.  You did a great job fighting the skibidi   toilets when you were here last time, so me  and Otto thought we could hold out here.”

“This war has gotten really bad. There must  be a base of operations where those skibidi   toilets are coming from. If we beat them there,  maybe we can stop their armies from spreading.” “I’ve heard that a lot of  skibidi toilets have been   seen and heard coming from the crimson forest.”

“If that’s where the enemy is coming from,  I have to proceed with caution. Still,   this intel might help me save  the world. Thanks, swamp pig.” “I was thanked!” From day 58 to day 62,   I mined for some diamonds because it was high  time that I got myself some diamond gear.

“I need to be fully equipped  when I face down the skibidi   toilets on their own territory.  It’s diamond or nothing, man.” I walked further through the cave and came  to a dead end. I started digging and broke   throug into a massive cave! It was teeming  with diamonds… and one very big tarantula.

“Eww! Spiders are freaky. I don’t  want to get near this thing,   but my anti-skibidi ranged weapon  won’t work on it – so melee it is!” I drew my guitar and squashed that  spider with a few decisive smacks.

“I wonder if this is where those spider toilets  get their legs? You know, forget I asked.” I gathered a bunch of the diamonds and crafted  myself a diamond pickaxe and diamond sword. “Success!” From day 63 to day 66,  

I was walking by the incomplete statue in the  base and decided to spend some time looking at it. Mandy had been doing her best to complete  the statue so that it could be seen by all,   and I did my best to help by  getting the materials for it.

“We worked together! That was  teamwork! And teamwork is the   only way we can defeat those skibidi toilets!” I will rescue Mandy, and defeat  the G-Man and all his toilets.   For the sake of this world and all the  creatures living in it, we will win!

“And if you want to get in on the teamwork,   you should hit that subscribe button so that  you can see my videos whenever they come out!” “The more subscribers the channel gets,   the bigger our team gets and the  more skibidi toilets we can defeat!”

“What are you waiting for? Subscribe!” From day 67 to day 70, I infiltrated the   crimson forest so I could see what  was going on behind enemy lines. Before too long, I could see a huge base that  definitely belonged to the skibidi toilets.

“I bet that it is some kind of weapons  research lab. They’ve probably got Mandy   held captive inside there. Hang on, Mandy. I  won’t let them turn you into a skibidi toilet.” I got out my anti-skibidi chemical blaster and  made my way towards the entrance. There were two  

Classic model skibidi toilets standing guard over  the gate. Both noticed me and began to run over. “Skibidi dop dop dop YES YES YES!!” “Skibidi dop dop dop NO NO.” I blasted the skibidi toilets with the  chemicals, which flushed them away for good.

This alerted some other toilets, but by  then I was already inside the enemy base. “Bring it! I’ll flush every one of you!” From day 71 to day 74, my devotion to the   cause brought me deeper into the  enemy’s base. I had never been in  

A place with so many skibidi toilets, but at  this point, I wouldn’t let anything stop me. “I’m just one soldier, but if I fight well enough,  I can keep taking them on and moving ahead.” While I was expecting trouble,  I was surprised to see the soul  

Vultures had also come to roost  in the skibidi toilet base. Those   guys had never been nice or helpful,  so the reunion wasn’t a happy one. “Lemme guess, something about meat…  like how you’re gonna eat me?” “Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi” “Huh? Skibidi? Did they get to you guys or what?”

“Nah, just kidding. We soul vultures never change.   We’re all about scavenging and  hunting, baby. It’s livin’.” “Well, I don’t know if I’m relieved  or annoyed. Let’s just fight.” I took out my diamond sword and cut  down the soul vultures. They weren’t   that difficult to beat now that I’d powered up.

In the same room that I was  attacked by the soul vultures,   I found a chest with a full suit of diamond armor. “Super! I can take on the world in this!” I could hear the skibidi song  getting deeper and louder,   which meant that I was getting close to the G-man.

“This’ll be the rematch of the century.” From day 75 to day 78, I found the evil   skibidi toilet laboratory where  the G-Man had been keeping Mandy. They had her caged, but just like she promised,   the skibidi toilets were unable  to turn her into one of them.

“You made it, Zozo! I was waiting this whole  time and I knew you wouldn’t let me down.” “I would never leave behind a fellow soldier,   Mandy. We’re in this together. Let  me get you out of those restraints.” I freed Mandy and broke a hole  in the wall so she could escape.

“Run back to base! I’ll be right behind you!” Just then, G-Man Spider  Toilet burst into the room. “Well, well, well. We meet again, speaker  boy! You’re not going to get away this time!” “You think I’m running? No way,   G-man. This is where I take you down  and end your reign of skibidi terror.”

“With those old tricks? I doubt it.” G-Man was right about one thing,  he had seen my sonic blasts and   anti-skibidi blasts before. But I still had  something he hadn’t seen yet: my ice blast. I continued to hit him with the regular stuff  to lull him into a false sense of security,  

Then with perfect timing I ice blasted  him right in his big creepy face. When he was stunned, I closed into melee range and  swung my guitar with all my might over and over. I shot several more ice blasts  because they seemed to be working,   then I knocked G-Man back into a wall.

His spider malfunctioned and started  smoking from the looks of it,   that attack had beaten him. Or so I thought… From day 79 to day 84, the G-Man Spider rose   from his fallen state and began to chant  his skibidi song while he grew larger. “SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI  SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI…”

G-Man became a truly powerful monster,   the strongest skibidi toilet ever.  The peak of their horrible evolution! “Uh oh… I’m not equipped for this.” “What’s the matter, speaker boy? Scared? Even your  best weapons can’t touch me now. I have gone to  

A level beyond. Soon all things will be ruled  by the cold porcelain of the skibidi toilets!” “I will never let that happen. Mark my words,  I will find a way to counter your new form,   just as our side has done for every  skibidi toilet that came before.”

“Ah, but for now, you must  run. You must warn all the   world that I am coming. Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi.” I made a tactical retreat, as the  G-man predicted I would. This next   battle would be a difficult one, but  maybe just maybe it could win the war. 

From day 85 to day 89, I had made it back  to my base and had begun thinking of a new   strategy to take down G-man Skibidi Spider  Toilet’s brand-new super deluxe Skibidi mode. I was stumped because the previous fight forced  me to use every weapon I had at my disposal.  

As I continued to puzzle, Mandy showed up and  decided to help me come up with a new weapon. “Any ideas, Mandy?” “Yes. You’ve tried sonic, energy,  chemical, and ice, but what about… fire!” Mandy gave me a fire aspect enchantment  to put on my diamond sword. Now I could  

Burn up skibidi toilets with fiery sword slashes. But will it be enough?” “Don’t worry about that right now,   I want you to see the statue. It’s  completed and it looks great.” The statue was the titan speakerman, an  inspiration for all speaker heads everywhere.  

Looking upon his imposing form reminded me  that I could keep fighting and win this war. “But how? We’re so close! And  yet G-Man is so powerful.” “He isn’t invincible. You nearly beat  him last time as you are right now.   If you grow to his size, it’ll be an even fight.”

“You’re right, another power-up would be  exactly what I need to win the battle.” “I’ll bet there’s some skibidi tech you could  steal from their own base in the crag gardens.”  From day 90 to day 94, I made my way  back to the enemy stronghold in the  

Crag gardens in search of a power-up  that would make me as strong as G-Man. This time I didn’t need to go stealth  mode, I blasted my way through the base   with fire and ice – taking down every  skibidi toilet I met along the way.

I wasn’t even losing hearts fighting  these skibidi toilets anymore,   they were not a threat. If  only G-man were the same. After a bit of a search, I found  what I was looking for. A potion   of power that could turn anyone into  a super strong version of themselves.

“I’ll examine this back at my base  and make sure it’s safe to drink.”  From day 95 to day 97, I was back at the base  experimenting with the potion and gearing up to   take on G-Man when I got a surprise visit from  somebody I never expected: it was Swamp Pig!

“Hey! What’s cooking? You  cooking up the diamond armor?” “I’m warming up to take down G-man,   lets not question my methods ok?  Anyways what’s up, swamp pig!” “Ugh ok. I just came by to say that  the world is a lot safer now since you  

Defeated most of those skibidi toilets.  If you can take down their G-Man boss,   then this war will be over at last. I want  to help with that, so I’m giving you this.” Swamp Pig handed over a full set of netherite   armor – the best defense that I  could have for the final battle.

“Dang, Swamp Pig. Where did you find this?” “In the swamp, obviously.” “That explains everything. Anyway, thanks.” I equipped the armor and felt cooler already!  On day 98, the war was looming and I  was starting to get a little nervous  

About the fight. But then I remembered what I was  fighting for: a world safe from skibidi toilets. “I think that all of us would like  to see that – but what else would   you like to see? Tell me who you want  me to be next in the comments below!”

“Don’t forget to go search for more  Zozo videos as well. There are so   many to watch and all of them have  their own amazing stories and fun!” “That’s Z-O-Z-O! Go check it out!” On day 99, I launched my attack on   the crimson forest, finding it mostly  deserted. I walked past the reception,  

The corridors, a terrarium where I found a vent  shaft through which I crawled deep into the base. “It’s incredible! I can’t hear any silly  skibidi songs, maybe they packed up and left.” I kept crawling until the  shaft gave way to my weight   and I dropped and landed right in front of G-man.

“You wish, speaker boy! Skibidi will never die as  long as there is someone to carry on the chorus!” It was G-man. “It was me!” “Hey, that’s swamp pig’s  joke! You can’t steal it.” “Actually I can! Everything in the world  belongs to skibidi now. I am too powerful  

To be skibidi stopped dopped dopped YES YES!  Your reckoning is upon you, speaker boy!” “You know something, G-man. They  say everybody wants to rule the   world. I don’t know if that’s true,  I just know that you won’t get to!”

I downed the potion of power, immediately  growing to the same size as G-Man with 100   hearts. He fired his laser at me, but I could  fire one too now, so I counter-lasered him. “I’m a’ firin’ my laser!”

He was not expecting that, so I mixed it up with  ice blasts, chemical blasts, and sonic blasts. We circled around each other, closing in  as we launched projectiles. I drew my fire   enchanted diamond sword and swatted  him with it. The fire seemed to hurt,  

But I wouldn’t let him adapt,  so I kept changing my attack. “Ice blast! Fire slash! Laser blast!” The fight was tense and close, but  with all my different weapons and   my dedication to rid the world of skibidi  toilets I managed to flush G-Man for good.

“Ahh Skibidi Skibidi Nooooo” On day 100, I basked in the glow   of my victory – no, of our victory – as I returned  to base and celebrated with Mandy and Swamp Pig. “Hooray! Zozo is our hero! The  skibidi toilets are gone for good!”

This was an achievement that would  go down in the history books,   because together with all of our crafts and  innovations, we did something that nobody else   had ever done – defeat the G-Man skibidi toilet  and save the world from skibidi domination!