Zozo – I Survived 100 DAYS as LAVA SPIDERMAN in HARDCORE Minecraft!

On day 1, I spawned in as Lava Spiderman  in the middle of the Black Forest! “Whoa, Lava Spiderman!? What a combination  – What will they think of next!?” But I didn’t get to enjoy being the  world’s hottest web spinner for long,   because suddenly, some Endermen were  emerging out of the woods around me.

“Uh oh… I think I’m gonna leave you guys to it.” I turned and ran off as fast as  I could, until I couldn’t see the   Endermen anymore. They blended in well  with the dark trees of the black forest. “I’m only a baby Lava Spiderman, with ten hearts  

And no weapons! I can’t take on a  whole gang of Endermen like this!” But I hadn’t accounted for one  thing: Enderman can teleport! One of them popped up right in front  of me, stopping me in my tracks. “Why are you running from us, little  one? Do you have something to hide?”

“What? No! I don’t have anything to hide. I was   just running cause you guys  were scary – No offense!” “Sorry, kid, but I don’t buy that. You’re gonna   need to come with us. Our master  is going to want to speak to you.”

I thought about running again, or trying to  fight, but then I turned and saw that even   more of the Endermen had appeared behind  me. There was no way I could get out.  On day 2, one of the Endermen took me to some  kind of strange fort deep in the Black Forest.  

I had no idea who these Endermen worked  for, or what they planned to do with me. “If you just play ball with us, kid,   then no harm will come to you. There are  just a few things we need to figure out…”

Somehow, I didn’t believe him. He  threw me into some kind of prison cell,   with tall walls and no ceiling,  just staring off into the sky. That’s when I noticed a back door! “Don’t bother trying to open that.” I turned and saw a Cartographer  standing in the corner, watching me.

“I’ve tried, it can only be opened from  the other side. I’ve been here for a week,   so I think we’re both gonna  be here in the long run.” “So they got you too, huh? I’m Zozo, they  captured me outside. What are you in for?”

“They captured me while mapping  out the area – I’m a cartographer,   that means I make maps. But they accused  me of working for some suspicious person,   and locked me up. Believe me, I’ve tried  every way to escape. It’s impossible.” “Hmmm. Or maybe not.”

Going on a hunch, I walked over to one  of the walls and started to climb up   it – Like a spider! This must have been  one of my awesome lava spiderman powers! “Look at me go!” I climbed all the way up the wall  and hopped up onto the other side.  

And opened the door from the other  side, freeing the Cartographer. “That was amazing, Zozo! You’re like a superhero!” “Awww, geez, that’s nice of you to say!  But we should probably get out of here   before those weird endermen come  back and try to capture us again!”

“Good idea! We’ll split up, I hope  to see you again someday, Zozo!” “Likewise! Stay safe out there!” So I ran off, trying to make my way  out of the sinister Black Forest.  On day 3, I escaped the Black Forest and reached  

The Badlands – Which was as scorching  hot and unforgiving as the name suggests. “Wow, thank goodness I’m a Lava  Spiderman, or I’d be roasting right now!” But it wasn’t just the heat that was a  problem – It was hunger. You can’t just run  

Away from a bunch of sinister, mysterious  Endermen without working up an appetite. “And there aren’t that many trees around here,   either. So I guess apples are  out of the question, too.” But I wasn’t out of luck just yet.  I managed to find some delicious,  

Healthy carrots nearby, and  picked them up for a quick snack. “I may be a spider-man, but I’ll take  some nice carrots over flies any day!” After eating the carrots and filling up my  hunger bar, I continued exploring the Badlands, until I ran into something spectacular:  A huge, tough Diamond Golem!

“Hey there, little dude. Pick your jaw  up off the floor. You may be looking at   the ultimate blinged-out golem, but don’t  worry, I’m actually very approachable.” “Sorry, I don’t mean to stare,  it’s just… Wow. You’re so shiny!” “Oh yeah, you better believe it! You know  what they say – Diamonds are forever,  

And so am I! No matter what those  goofy, unshiny Endermen say.” “Wait… The Endermen are after you too? I  literally just escaped from those guys!” “Is that so, little bro? Then I think we have a   lot to say to each other. Follow  me. My pad isn’t far from here…”

I’d made another friend! I eagerly followed  the Diamond Golem through the Badlands,   excited for whatever would come next. From day 4 to day 5, I continued with   the Diamond Golem over to his pad –  It was the coolest base I’d ever seen,  

The exact kind of thing you’d expect  from a blinged-out super golem! “Wow, this place is amazing,  Diamond Golem! I’m so impressed!” “Please, kid, call me Dino. And your name?” “I’m Zozo! Zozo the Lava Spiderman!” “That’s a mouthful, little Zozo, but I  can dig it. What you’re lacking in riz,  

You make up for in guts. I like that. Let me  guess, people have called you a superhero?” “Wow… That was a good guess!” “I have a talent for reading people. You just  look like a hero, man. There are some dangerous  

People out there – Not every Golem is as nice  and cool as me. I need your help to take care   of the people out there giving me a bad name.  Can you dig it? You think you’re tough enough?”

“I can dig it! And I definitely think I’m tough  enough! I’ll help you defeat all the bad guys!” “Right on, little Zozo. First,  though, you can’t hang out here,   you’re harshing my vibe. Take these tools  and go build your own place, get it?” “Yes, sir!”

Dino the Diamond Golem gave me a  stone sword and a stone pickaxe,   and I left to make a base of my own. That’s how I ended up in the Amaranth Fields. “Yeah, this is a much nicer climate!” I immediately started cutting  down trees and mining stone,  

Until I had enough material  to start building a base. It wasn’t anywhere near as cool as Dino’s base,  but if I worked hard, maybe someday it would be! But the physical exercise was worth it, anyway,  because I suddenly leveled up – Getting bigger,  

Stronger, suddenly having 20 hearts,  and gaining a new power: Web Blasts! “Oh yeah! Now I’m like a real Spiderman!” And that new power couldn’t have come at a better   time. One of the same Endermen from  earlier teleported in front of me..

“You! I’ve been searching for you all day since  you escaped our base! I knew you were trouble!” “Oh, you have no idea!” Unlike them, I wasn’t taking  prisoners – I fired web blast   after web blast until the Enderman was no more.

“When I level up enough, I’m gonna be every  bit as strong as Dino the Diamond Golem!”  From day 6 to day 8, I continued working on my  base, making it a little bigger by adding a new  

Building – And once I’d done that, I could  start making it look as cool as Dino’s base! During my lunch break, I saw a familiar  figure walking through the Amaranth Fields:   It was the Cartographer  who’d been in prison with me!

Of course, I immediately ran over  to have a chat with my old cellmate. “Hey, buddy! How’s the free life treating you?” “Hi, Zozo. I wish I could say that it was shaking  out well, but it’s honestly been pretty tough.” “Oh no! Why?”

“My boss, an Iron Golem, was meant to  give me instructions on what maps to   make next. But when I went to his house, it  was destroyed, and he was gone! It feels like   something suspicious has happened.  Maybe someone is going after Golems…”

“That’s worrying! Take care of yourself  out there, Cartographer. I’m gonna go   tell Dino the Diamond Golem. If someone  is going after golems, he needs to know!” And being true to my word,   I immediately left to go visit Dino and  warn him about the potential threat.

“Hmmm. Wish I could say I was surprised, but  it ain’t easy to be a golem. Here’s the thing,   though – Us golems are tough, we’re not easy  to take out. If someone is going after golems,   there’s a good chance they’re  a vengeful golem themselves!”

“Do we have any leads on who it can be?” “I’ve heard rumors of an Obsidian Golem operating   in the North Badlands. Go look  into that and report back to me.” “Of course, Dino, I’ll get on it!” And so I left in search of the Obsidian Golem, who  was potentially behind the Golem disappearances. 

From day 9 to day 10, I traveled North, braving   the harsh conditions of the Badlands,  knowing how important my mission was. “But why would the Obsidian Golem go after  his own kind like that? It doesn’t make sense.   As a budding superhero, I know that nobody  commits a crime without some kind of motive…”

But while I was mulling over the  mystery I’d been sent to solve,   the Obsidian Golem got the jump on me –  Literally jumping out right in front of me! “A-ha! I knew someone was following me! You think  just because I’m a golem I’m dumb? Big mistake,  

Bucko – And unless you have a good  explanation, it’ll be your last!” “Look, I’m sorry that I was looking for  you! But it was for a good cause! I’m   hunting the person who’s making golems disappear!” “Ha! Like I’d buy that! I think  either you’re the culprit,  

Or you’re working for him! And I’m not taking  any chances on my life here! Let’s go, creep!” There was no more reasoning with him after  that. The Obsidian Golem attacked me full force,   and there was nothing I could do to talk him  down – I just fought back as best I could  

Until he was finally defeated. But in the  process, I was almost completely destroyed. “Wow… Dino wasn’t kidding  about golems being powerful…” Luckily for me, a friendly Mungus happened to be   passing by. He walked over  to me, seeming concerned.

“You okay there, son? You’re not looking  so hot – Aside from the lava, of course.” “Yeah… I just got beaten up by  a huge, powerful Obsidian golem,   so you’re right, I’m not doing too well.” “Lucky for you, I’ve got a  spare health potion. Here,  

Take it, you look like you need it more than me.” He gave me a health potion, which I quickly  drank, delighted to have my health restored. “You’re a lifesaver, literally! Say, do  you have any idea what kind of golem might   be able to destroy other golems?  I’m hunting a dangerous criminal!”

“A golem that destroys golems, huh?  That’s a tall order. They’d need to be   an extremely tough golem to do that. Not  to mention incredibly crafty. A Obsidian   Golem is probably too low-level to  pull off that kind of evil scheme.” “An extremely tough golem… Interesting.  This’ll give me something to look into!” 

From day 11 to day 12, I returned to  Dino the Diamond Golem’s awesome pad,   with less than awesome news. “I met a Mungus out in the Badlands, Dino, and  he seems to think the Obsidian Golem didn’t  

Have anything to do with all the disappearances.  It’d need to be a much stronger golem than him.” “Ha. Who you gonna trust when it comes to  golems, little man, some random Mungus,   or me, an actual golem? Believe me – Nobody  knows this situation better than Dino.”

“That makes sense, I guess. What do  you think I should do now, then?” “There’s a Sandstone Golem in the Amaranth  Fields. I’ve got a good reason to believe   he’s involved in all this. You don’t need to  investigate him, just take him out. Understood?” “Understood. I’m sorry for  ever doubting you, Dino.”

“Yeah, man, you better be!” Now knowing how tough golems were, I knew that  I needed better weapons to take them on. That’s   when I found a mining cave and searched  deep inside until I found some iron ore. “This is exactly what I need!”

I mined the iron ore and set to  building a furnace in that deep,   dark cave. I then used the furnace to  smelt the iron ore into iron ingots,   which I then turned into an awesome  iron sword and an iron pickaxe. “Now I’ve really got an edge!”

I left the cave, only to find an angry  Grizzly Bear outside, waiting for me. “So this is your cave, huh…” When the bear tried to attack  me, I unleashed some web blasts,   and then defeated it with my iron sword. “First, a grizzly bear. Next, a grisly golem!” 

From day 13 to day 15, I traveled across the  Amaranth Fields in the glistening night light,   searching for the Sandstone Golem  so I could carry out my mission. I finally spoted the Golem, standing at a  campfire and warming himself. It was strange,   he didn’t look aggressive  at all, but I trusted Dino.

I carefully approached, my sword drawn,   preparing to fire a web blast at him  and then charge in for an attack. But before I could, he turned  and saw me standing there. “Hey there, friend. You look a little chilly for   a Lava Spiderman. Want to come  and warm yourself by my fire?”

“Are… Are you sure?” “Of course. There’s room enough  for everyone around here.” I approached carefully and stood  next to the Sandstone Golem,   even though Dino had told me not to. We talked  for a while, shared some jokes, and strangely,  

He seemed like a nice guy. I just couldn’t believe  he’d be behind all the golem disappearances. Something was up. Something fishy.  I left the Sandstone Golem safely   by his campfire, and went back to talk to Dino. “I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!” 

From day 16 to day 19, I went straight  back to Dino’s pad to confront him   about all the strange things I’d been  noticing lately. He wasn’t pleased. “What!? You didn’t take out the Sandstone  Golem? Why? Don’t you trust me?” “It’s not that I don’t trust you,  

It’s just… Everything you’ve said  to me, it doesn’t quite add up.” “Here’s what doesn’t add up, kid: You  and me. If you don’t trust me – As in,   you don’t follow every single one of my orders  to the letter without question – I can’t work  

With you. Get out of here and never come back.  I’ll solve the golem disappearances myself!” With that, I left Dino’s pad, knowing  I’d probably never see him again. I returned to my base, only  to see, to my surprise,   that the Cartographer was  waiting for me there again. “Oh, hey, Cartographer! What’s up?”

“No time for small talk! I’ve discovered something   important – The one behind the golem  disappearances! It’s a Diamond Golem!” “WHAT!?” “It makes total sense! That’s one of the  toughest kinds of golems out there! Only   he would be strong enough to  easily take out other golems!”

“Oh… Oh no… Dino was behind it all, all  along! He used me! I need to warn Sandstone!” I ran back to the Sandstone Golem’s  camp in the Amaranth Fields,   but it was already too late. Sandstone  was gone, and only Dino remained.

“You’re too late, Zozo, my man. I just finished up  what you should have done. Sandstone’s finished.” “You… You monster! You used me! You’ve been  betraying and destroying your own kind! But why?” “Simple. A Diamond Golem is pretty special,  

But you know what’s even more special? Being  the only golem. And I like the sound of that.” “So you’re just destroying all the  other golems to satisfy your own ego!?” “Yeah, pretty much. Why? You gonna stop me?” “I’m absolutely gonna stop you!  I’m Zozo the Lava Spiderman! I’m  

This world’s superhero! And your  evil, selfish plan ends here!” But it didn’t end there, because Dino the  Diamond Golem ran up to me, and knocked   me out cold with a single punch. From day 20 to day 22, I came to   at the campsite. Dino wasn’t there  anymore, but the camp wasn’t empty.

A TNT Golem was standing right above me. “Oh no, you don’t work for Dino, do you?” “Goodness, no. I’m Splodo, the TNT Golem.  I was here to warn my friend Sandstone   about the evil plans of Dino the Diamond  Golem – But it seems I was too late.”

“I’m so sorry that I couldn’t save  your friend, Splodo. I should have   seen Dino for what he was earlier, but  I was so blinded by how cool he seemed,   I let him boss me around. But never again.  We’ll work together to take him down!”

Splodo returned to my base with me, and  I built a new house for him to sleep in   while we worked on our shared plan to take down  Dino before he could destroy all the golems. “I believe in you, Zozo. Together, we’re  going to bring this evildoer down!” “Yeah! We’ll be superheroes together!” 

From day 23 to day 26, I traveled  back to the Black Forest. “It sure feels different being back  here after learning so much! I was   a Lava Spider-boy back then.  Now, I’m a Lava Spider-man.” “Help! I need somebody! Help!  Not just anybody! I need a hero!”

“Hey, that’s me! Wait, I know that voice!” I followed the sound of the voice, and saw  the Cartographer being attacked by a Guster! “Get away from him!” I fired a Web Blast at the Guster, destroying it. “Thank you! That was a pretty  close one, I’m glad you showed up!”

“Me too. I want to make up for letting Dino  trick me, and that means I need to help as   many good guys as I can! Being a superhero  isn’t just about beating the villain,   it’s about helping the people who need it!” From day 27 to day 31, I continued exploring  

The Black Forest. As I did, I spotted a herd  of sheep that looked really lost! Turns out,   I was right, they had lost their old home and  were trying to find a new safe place to stay. So, I escorted them back to my base.

“I guess you guys will need a place to  stay. No point in inviting you over and   then making you just stand  around, that would be rude.” So, I built a pen for the  sheep. It wasn’t anything fancy,   but they seemed pretty happy with it.

After I was done building that, I decided  to check in on the rest of the base. While I was gone, Splodo the TNT Golem added a  chest area! And made paths while I was building. “Awesome! So much extra storage.  Just what every superhero needs.”

Meanwhile, Dino the Diamond Golem was at his  base in the Badlands, and he was up to no good. “If I’m gonna get rid of  all the rest of the Golems,   I’ll need some extra muscle. That’s where  you come in. Think you’re up to the task?” “Bada bing bada boom!” “I’m gonna  

Go ahead and guess that means ‘yes boss.” From day 32 to day 35, I hatched a new plan. “I need to go back and talk to those  Endermen, and explain what I know.   I think we’re actually all on the same  side! I just hope they’ll listen to me…”

I traveled back to their base in the Black Forest,   where I spotted one of the  Endermen standing out front. “Hi there! Funny story, I was  wrong about some stuff…” “You! Bold move coming here, little  lava spiderman! You’re in big trouble!” “Wait! We don’t have to fight!  We’re on the same side, I promise!”

“Do you think I’m a fool?  Why should I believe you?” “You can take me to your boss, I’ll come  willingly this time. I want to talk to him.” “Interesting! Very well.” He took me to an Evoker. “Hello! My name is Zozo-”

“I know who you are. You’re an acquaintance  of Dino the Diamond Golem, yes?” “I was, but I was wrong. He tricked  me. I’m so sorry, I want to help.” “I can tell that you have a good and honest  heart. The heart of a hero. Very well,  

Young Zozo. There is very little we know  for certain at this point. But we do know   that the Golem disappearances plaguing this  land can all be traced back to Dino. I will   provide you with more information when I have  it, as long as you promise to do the same.”

“It’s a deal!” From day 36 to day 39, I traveled back to my base. “Those guys were actually pretty nice!  I can’t believe I was so scared of them   before. But now we can work together!  But if I’m going to be much help,   I’ll need some better equipment. To the mines!”

I headed down into the cave and  started mining. I found some iron ore,   which I smelted into iron ingots. I  used it to craft a set of Iron Armor! I returned to my base shortly after,  only to find a Toolsmith waiting for me. “Excuse me? Are you Zozo?” “Sure am!”

“I brought you something!” He handed me a diamond! “Oh wow! Thank you! What  did I do to deserve this?” “I just thought maybe you could use it!  Also I need your help. Come with me,   we have a friend in common  who needs to speak with you.” 

From day 40 to day 43, I followed the  Toolsmith, and was surprised to see the Evoker! “Hey again! What’s going on? I just saw you!” “Indeed! But I have received some new information   that I needed to deliver in person as  soon as possible. You see, Dino is-”

But before he could finish what he  was saying, a Pillager showed up! “Bada bing bada boom! You’re dead meat, Zozo!” “Uh oh! That’s me he’s talking about!” He was way bigger and stronger than me. “I’m not sure if I can defeat this guy!”

Both myself and the evoker ran off in separate  directions and met up later coincidentally. “Go, Zozo! Run! I will do my  best to handle him! I will   meet you in a safe place when the coast is clear!” “You got it!” I ran out of there as fast as I could. 

From day 44 to day 49, I made it back to  my base without the Pillager following me. “I just hope the Evoker got out of there okay!” “I certainly did, young Zozo!” The Evoker emerged, somehow completely unharmed. “You’re here! You’re alive! I’m so glad,  I was scared the Pillager would hurt you!”

“He certainly gave it his best try, but I  managed to elude him. I didn’t get this far   by being an easy target, you know. I may not be  much of a fighter, but I know how to survive.” “Me too! So far, at least.”

“I’ve learned of something that I believe  will help with your continued survival.   And with our shared goal of stopping  Dino from continuing to wreak havoc.” “Oh, sweet! Tell me about it!” “There is a special weapon, a Destroyer, capable  of breaking apart diamonds with very little  

Effort. I imagine it would give you the edge you  need against Dino when you finally confront him.” “Sounds perfect! Where is it?” “That’s the trouble, its location is a  secret. I have heard that there may be useful  

Information in the Badlands, however. I suggest  you travel there and see what you can turn up.” “I’ll head there now!” From day 50 to day 53,   I traveled to the Badlands in search  of information on the Destroyer. “They call this place the Badlands  for a reason! It’s terrible! I hope  

I find something quickly and don’t  have to stay here for too long.” Thankfully, my wish came true!  I spotted a book on the ground,   and when I picked it up, I noticed  the title: The Destroyer and you!. “Wow! This is super convenient! Okay, it  says that the Destroyer is a special weapon,  

One that’s hundreds of years old. It was created  to overthrow a corrupt Diamond Golem who tried to   become the king of the land. Hey, that’s kind of  like what Dino’s doing, I think! But where is it?” When I flipped to the end of the  book, the last page was missing!

“Oh no! I bet that was the part of the book with  the Destroyer’s location. Guess I’ll have to come   up with another plan. Back to the Spider-base!” From day 54 to day 57, I was on my way back to   my base when the Pillager jumped  into view, blocking my path!

“Hey! I’m walking here” “Well ayyy, I’m BLOCKING here! You thought  you got away, huh? Well tough toenails,   kid! No one gets away from Petey the Pillager!” “If you won’t let me pass, I guess  we’ll just have to fight about it!” “Give it a shot, pipsqueak!”

I attacked the Pillager, but he didn’t even budge! “Uh oh, he’s still way too strong! I need to  get out of here before this gets serious!” I fled the scene and got out  of there as fast as I could! Meanwhile, at Dino’s hideout,  he was feeling triumphant.

“Another one bites the dust! Soon, I’ll be  the only golem around! No one’s gonna be   as special as me! All these other  golems better watch their backs!”  From day 58 to day 62, I ran back to  my base. When I got there, I saw that  

My friends there had built an additional  storage room for us to keep weapons in. “Hey, with all this space, I should make some  new weapons to keep in here! To the mines!” I headed down into the cave to  see what I could find. Turns out,  

Luck was on my side, because  I found some diamonds! “I’ve heard of fighting fire with fire, maybe I  should try fighting diamonds with more diamonds!” I gathered the diamonds, and used them to craft a diamond sword, a  diamond pickaxe, and a diamond chestplate. 

From day 63 to day 66,  Splodo came to speak with me. “Zozo! I was able to find out the location of  that Destroyer you’re looking for! Apparently,   it’s in the Brimstone Caverns!  Quick, come with me, I’ll show you!” I followed Splodo to the Brimstone Caverns. “Whew, it smells like rotten eggs here!”

“Yeah, that’s all the brimstone.  Anyway, here is the place!” “Uh oh, looks like we can’t get in.  I think we need some kind of key!” “Oh no, I’m sorry Zozo! I’ll help you  look for a key! We’ll get in there!” “Thanks, Splodo! You’re the bomb. Get it?”

“Yeah, I get it.” From day 67 to day 70,   Splodo and I walked back to my base. When  I got there, the Evoker was waiting for me “Hey, maybe I should go ahead  and build you a guest room!”

“No thank you, Zozo. This is not a social call,  I’m afraid. I’m here to ask you for your help. A   Magma Golem is tearing apart the Amaranth Fields,  and I fear that he will burn them all down in a  

Fit of rage! Please, help me reason with him  before his fiery temper destroys everything!” “I’ll do my best!” I looked around, following the smell  of burning grass, and sure enough,   I spotted a Magma Golem stomping  around. He looked really angry! “Hey! I can see you’re upset about something,  

But you don’t have to do this! Please  stop before someone gets hurt!!” “You!!! I know you! You’re working with  him! That awful Diamond Golem who killed   Sandstone! I have nothing to say to you! With  my mouth, at least. We can talk with my fists!”

“Your fists can talk? Oh no, you  mean you’re gonna fight me! Wait!” He wouldn’t listen! He attacked me, and I had  to fight back! My diamond chestplate protected   me from taking too much damage, and I managed  to knock him back long enough to talk again.

“I don’t work with Dino anymore! I  realized what kind of guy he really   was! Now I’m trying to stop him from  hurting any more golems, I swear!” “You’re not just lying to save your skin?” “No! From a Lava guy to a Magma guy,  I promise I’m telling the truth.”

“Then I’ve got an idea. Let’s you and me work  together, and show that Diamond studded jerk   he’s not as special as he thinks he is!” From day 71 to day 74, I showed the Magma  

Golem back to my base. He told me that he had  lost his home while trying to run from Dino,   and he didn’t have anywhere else to  go. Luckily, we had plenty of room! “You can stay here for as long  as you want! It’ll be fun!”

But I couldn’t stick around for the  housewarming – The Pillager turned up,   ready to cause some trouble. “Still gonna be fun when I  crash your party, little man?” “Oh no! The Pillager!” “That’s right Hey, nice place ya got here.  Would be a shame if something…happened to it”

With that, he started attacking  my base and smashing it up! I drew my diamond sword and attacked the  Pillager, but he was still stronger than me! “Nice try, pipsqueak! But no dice! I’m gonna  take something of yours to teach you a lesson!” Before I could stop him, he ran away. “Zozo, help!!!”

That was Splodo’s voice. I ran in to help,  but the Pillager and Splodo were already gone. “I couldn’t stop him from taking  Splodo! What kind of hero am I?” I couldn’t take it anymore, and  I went to my room to lie down. A little while later, the  Magma Golem came to my room.

“Zozo, I built some additional defenses  while you were resting. We have a new   perimeter wall around the base to  protect against any future invaders.” “Thank you, that makes me feel a little better.  Now I just need to find a way to get Splodo back.” Meanwhile, in the Badlands…

“Now that the Pillager has taken that  TNT Golem that I couldn’t get to before,   I’m one step closer. That loser  Zozo is never gonna beat me!”  From day 75 to day 78, I was busy trying  to come up with a plan to rescue Splodo.

“I’m not ready to fight the Pillager  yet. I’m going to need something to   give me an edge! A new weapon,  or another ability- something!” And as if on cue, the Evoker appeared. “Zozo! I heard what happened to your  explosive little friend! I believe  

This may help you! The Pillager is  vulnerable to explosive attacks,   and has very sensitive eyes. Its flashy  ammunition should both damage and distract him!” He handed me a Firework Crossbow. “Oh, this is awesome! Do you know  where I can find the Pillager?” “I know many things, Zozo. And yes,  

That is one of them. He lives just  outside of Dino’s lair in the Badlands.” “Thank you!” I took my new Crossbow, and set off to  find the Pillager and get my friend back! From day 79 to day 84, I traveled to  the Badlands. It didn’t take long for  

Me to spot the Pillager, lurking  around outside of Dino’s base! “Give me back my friend!” “Nah, I don’t feel like it!” “Maybe this will change your mind!” I fired my firework crossbow,  and it actually managed to hit! “Hey, maybe I can actually do this!”

And so the battle with the Pillager began. I  felt much more confident with my new weapon,   but he was still much stronger than me! “Ready to give up?” “No! This is merely a tactical retreat!” I ran away, until I found a big  rock to hide behind… Where I met,  

Against all odds, Splodo the TNT Golem! “Zozo! I escaped! And on my way out, I  managed to grab this! Quick, eat it!” He tossed me a Golden Apple. I ate it in  one big bite, and I felt myself growing   stronger! My hearts increased to 60,  and I gained a jump boost! I grew,  

Too! That Golden Apple gave me the strength  I needed to finally defeat the Pillager! I ran back, fighting the Pillager one  on one, until nothing was left. Dino’s   strongest henchman had been defeated, and  Splodo came over to celebrate with me. “I did it! Thank you, Splodo! You’re a real hero.”

“So are you! Come on, let’s go home.”  From day 85 to day 89, Splodo  and I returned to the base. “Guess what?” “Chicken butt?” “No, that’s really funny though.   I grabbed something that the Pillager dropped  when you beat him! It’s a Magic Key! I think  

It’s the key to the Brimstone Caverns.  You can finally go and get the Destroyer!” “That’s amazing! You’ve helped  so much, thank you Splodo.” “You can thank me by getting  rid of Dino once and for all!” With the Magic Key in hand, I traveled back  to the Brimstone Caverns. I held my breath  

As I unlocked the door and entered the  Caverns. There, I saw it The Destroyer! “Yes!!! Finally!” I started walking toward it, but a  Wither Skeleton jumped in the way. “Oh no, you don’t!” It attacked me, but I fought back! It took  a little while, but I managed to defeat it.

“The Destroyer! Yes! I’ve gotta  get this back to my base!”  From day 90 to day 94, I left the Brimstone  Caverns, ready to head back to my base. But   as I exited the Caverns, Dino the  Diamond Golem appeared in behind me! “Hey Zozo, how’s it going?” “What? Aren’t you here to attack me?”

“Nah, why would I do that? We  used to work together pretty well,   you and me. Whaddaya say we team  up again? Give it another shot?” “Are you kidding?! You lied to  me, you kidnapped my friend,   you’re trying to hurt tons of people!  Why would I ever work with you?”

“Because, when I’m the big boss around here,  you’re gonna want to be on my good side.” “I don’t think you have a good side. With  great power comes a lot of responsibility,   and you’ve misused it at every  turn! Thanks, but no thanks!” “Fine! Have it your way!”

Before I could stop him, he pushed  me into a deep hole and snatched the   Destroyer out of my hands! He left me  there, and took the weapon with him!  From day 95 to day 97, I used my new  climbing skills to escape Dino’s trap!  

But by the time I got out, he was  long gone, and so was the Destroyer! “I need some advice! I should go visit the  Evoker and see what he thinks I should do!” I traveled to the Black Forest to see if the  Evoker had any tips for me. But when I got there,  

The place was in chaos! The Evoker  was there, but he was badly injured. “Oh no! What happened?” “Dino came through on a rampage…He  must have learned that I told you   about the Destroyer. I don’t have  much time, little Lava Spiderman,  

Listen close. You must get the Destroyer  back. It holds a great power, and it will   give you the strength you need to defeat  him. The weapon itself is not what matters,   but the strength within you that it will bring  to the surface. The power is within you…”

And just like that he was gone. “Thank you for everything. I promise to get  revenge on Dino for everything he’s done!”  On day 98, I returned to my base to  get some rest and come up with the   next phase of my plan. But when  I got there, it was a mess! The  

Perimeter wall was destroyed! And  I couldn’t see my friends anywhere! “Oh no! Dino must have done this!” “He did.” “Splodo! You’re okay!!!!” “I am! I managed to hide from him. Everyone  else ran away. I don’t blame them, it was   scary! But don’t get discouraged, Zozo. We’re  going to be superheroes together, remember?”

“I’m not so sure, Splodo. He’s  so much more powerful than us,   how can we ever hope to beat him?” “Listen, I know it seems hopeless. But  we have to try. I’m still here! It’s   not over yet! He came after our base,  now we need to take the fight to him!” 

On day 99, I traveled to the Badlands to confront  that baddest guy in those lands, once and for all. “I don’t know if I’ll make it through this,   but I know I have to try. Splodo  was right. I can’t lose hope now.” When I got there, he was waiting for me.

“Ayy, Zozo! Welcome to my humble  abode. Ready to lose another fight?” “Nope!” I attacked him but he hit hard!  I took a lot of damage, but I got   an idea! I got my Firework Crossbow,  and fired a shot! It surprised Dino,   and he jumped back. When he  did, he dropped the Destroyer!

“Now’s my chance!” I grabbed the Destroyer, and took off in  the opposite direction of Dino’s base. “Yeah, you’d better run!” “I’ll be back!” I took the Destroyer back to my base,  and remembered what the Evoker said. “The power is in me. I just have to find it!”

I used the Destroyer, and as I did, I had  a vision of every fight I’d had so far,   every friend I’d made along the  way! I felt so much stronger! When the vision ended, I saw that  my base was magically repaired,   as if Dino had never destroyed it!

“That’s it. I’m ready.” On day 100, I returned   to Dino the Diamond Golem’s base  for the final showdown. This time,   I had the Destroyer, and more importantly,  the heart of a hero! My heart, I mean! “You’re too late, Zozo! Pretty  soon there won’t be any Golems  

Left! You think you’re special? You’re not  special! I’m the only one who’s special!” “That’s not true! You think  you’re better than everyone else,   and that’s why you’ll never really win!” I used the Destroyer to attack! And for the  first time, I did some real damage to Dino! “Hey, what’s the big idea?!”

“Justice! That’s what!” It was a tough fight, Dino was the  strongest opponent I had ever faced.   But I knew I could beat him. And  after a hard battle, I finally did. “I can’t wait to go home  and tell Splodo. We did it,   we beat the bad guy. We’re  real superheroes after all!”