【MINECRAFT】I want to pillage a village

Foreign [Applause] Thank you Foreign Foreign Thank you Thank you foreign Foreign Foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Thank you Hi Miss it’s Iris from hololive English hey good morning good morning wait a sec I want to open this uh Lipton uh uh cup Juice Box Thing and I’m having a hard time getting the straw out of the pack Let me just uh get this straw stabbed in there okay it’s not a it’s not a box but it’s a cup but it works like a juice box kinda okay not sponsored by the way yes please there we go Um musket mixed tea punch it I hate it when they do good like delicious stuff as limited edition happens so often in Japan it’s one of the most frustrating experiences in Japan ever Muscat oh yeah my house is white now oh The NPC is around okay Okay so today I want to get ready to pillage a village do you guys think there’s a village that that hasn’t been pillaged yet considering this is a pretty uh relatively new server compared to the old one I’m hoping that people have an adventure to the like the whole server yet

But before that I would like to grab some food besides melons because melons aren’t like really the best source of food and I need to did I how much iron I have 28 okay I have enough iron iron to make some armor wait uh q no no no no no no no no

Cute no no no yeah armor breast plate no what’s it called and I kind of want to fish I’ve been fished in a long time but I have to make a fishing rod why do I hear Enderman what do you call it uh chest no no Why won’t you come out do I not have the stuff for it I do right wait wait oh maybe I was no I have to be in front of this no wonder okay there we go crafting table I do have Diamond too but should I use it already

I don’t want to use it already making an iron sword if I haven’t yet yeah I don’t have an iron sword iron sword helmet sure why not Shield and sword I already had an iron sword I’m dumb okay I’ll just put the new one away oh I forgot the bgm what happened to

Oh it stopped looping okay there we go something felt missing it was the vgm alrighty I Oh yeah I started early yeah because apparently Daylight Savings Time Time started yesterday I personally find it very confusing and I don’t really like daylight savings time but uh nothing I can do about it right it’s just how the world Works screw daylight savings time but you know

Gotta follow follow the rules of the planet I guess I can’t take off these pants by the way they’re too tight they’re too tight on me game says I can’t okay oh wait maybe I should make shoes There we go oh I feel like a Minecraft newbie again with regular gear put whatever I don’t need right now oops okay probably don’t really need this too but wait yeah way of fishing I want to make a fishing rod before I go fish oh nice

All right let’s go fishing so I can make some get some uh fish to eat I need food besides melons because melons aren’t really the best at healing raw copper I don’t know why I have this coal can go over here too I guess I’ll take a bit like one and

Yeah it sounds about right okay Before I go oh it’s snowing alrighty let’s figure out where the nearest oh I see something what’s that is that lava I need a is it it’s not nighttime right it’s just raining right oh yeah I updated my shaders so we’re back to very pretty Minecraft what the hell is this

Who made this I heard like crony’s little bunker supposed to be nearby oh I’m stuck now aren’t I Thank you hmm copper inside really oh well okay wait let me how do I get out of here oh oh Okay another holding it okay there’s not a regular block anywhere are you serious I kind of regret moving here now It’s not the most convenient place to live oh finally regular blocks okay nice uh let me eat something I’ll just eat melons for now foreign yeah I gotta make stairs I’m gonna have a hard time getting off this mountain every single day okay we’re out we are out I need to find a lake or some sort of source of water wasn’t there like a lava puddle somewhere I want to go get that there wouldn’t be fish swimming in lava

Would they since it’s in Minecraft there might be some I don’t know weird things going on oh does copper glow like that uh it’s because of my Shader oh oh good enough good enough this is a source of water botanical oh God my legs are tired today I walked a lot um

Went out with uh I’m in Eno yesterday it was fun I ended up staying out longer than I oh wait do I right click to how do I how do I fish again right like do I right click left click okay basically I went shopping why wanna huh

Do I feel like long press it do you mean crony not yet not yet but soon I didn’t right click to pull okay what did you get while shopping oh there we go fishy business nice I got some I just got some sunscreen honestly I I was

Just window shopping pretty much I think we are looking for like uh I think like cute Bento boxes for like I think because they wanted to bring stuff like that back when they do go back because yeah cute Bento boxes are cute oh there we go yeah and also like uh oh

What you may call it those things that keep the bentos warm oh can I fish a dolphin I just saw a dolphin oh it’s getting dark isn’t it oh those things that keep the bentos uh not warm maybe like fresh cooler cooler bags oh God okay maybe I should make a temporary

Temporary house fishing house wait fishing Hut yeah it’s gonna be my little fishing Hut from now on it’s gonna be a very tiny fishing hunt oops foreign and then I make a door door really wait wait no no I should have nice okay I’m not getting addicted to fishing I

Mean it’s fun but I just need it for stuff I want to make a bed but I don’t have I don’t have well I need wool for my adventure too I noticed okay it was fun I had like one of the best uh pork omelets in the world I don’t know how to

Explain it besides the fact that it was an omelette that had pork inside of it we went Teppanyaki the Casual Teppanyaki that’s good spend a good time over there though like I think we spent like three hours there it’s a long time now that I think about it

Could make a roof but I’m and it’s okay it’s just temporary three hours eating I guess including chat chat talk talk chat chat talk talk would house impossible yeah impossible right this is a temporary house that’s why it’s wooden just uh play some stuff here and maybe I’ll be safe

If I place enough oh God those those baby zombies do much more damage than adults it makes no sense I wanna fish in the rain guys but they’re not letting me whatever is outside is not letting me so let’s uh I’m ready where’d they go do they despawn oh God

Oh shoot I don’t have a roof on top of me screwed wait wait oh I have 14 chances die you gotta sleep I know but this is hard oh there we go nice killed one really wants the thing it dropped but I think it went in the ocean I’m gonna make more arrows

Just a bit more foreign yep I’m standing under a tree convenient isn’t it perfectly planned I hear things people are just waiting for me to come out of there give me that experience and whatever that is brains wasn’t it wasn’t it like monster brains you can’t swim oh you can’t swim oh

Fudge you can’t swim but I can swim faster screw you stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it yeah membrane God I feel like this armor doesn’t do much I’m too used to Diamond Armor protecting my Body and Soul right in front of my house sure foreign

Not at night I don’t want to fight like tens of mobs at once not that brave they are camping you yeah I’m just camping until daytime shows up so they can burn to hell okay oh it stopped raining at least how’s it looking oh God something I did not want to see

Oh yeah and we went to look at flowers there was this one flower that looked like a creeper face I think it was like a pansy and I couldn’t recognize it right away because I was blind it feels pretty took a lot of pictures of flowers So like Eno was like um whenever we had we saw a flower we did not know the name of which was like 90 of the flowers you know would just have Google teach us I didn’t know you could do that I guess like take a picture of

It or something or use your camera and have Google search for it I didn’t know how do that I didn’t ask how she did that but it was very accurate I love how that creeper is just looking off into the sunset Oh God Oh I ran out doesn’t give us shiitake even when I hit him with my thingamajig At least the Moon looks around true Hurry up and finish at night night mode the only mode not only night mode I don’t like is Minecraft night mode Again I need to make more arrows Arrow I don’t have Flint this is where I actually use Flint for huh Come on it’s daytime shoe shoe you need to make a roof it’s okay this is temporary Then I don’t have that much wood left I hear them burning burning it high do creepers not burn in the daytime think they don’t oh yeah I can use dirt true oh but those burn in the daytime Creepers don’t burn well that sucks Why is there like one right behind my house I don’t have arrows to kill it either foreign Okay let’s Duke them just uh Well that works too just make a hole [Applause] Nice don’t ask me why I haven’t covered the hole up fully oh I see Nemo is Nemo edible probably fishing rod go let’s fish a little bit more and then I need what did I need to get there was something else I needed to get that I forgot what it was You know that like Army is like so knowledgeable about fish and flowers surprises me like any of the flowers that uh both me and Nina didn’t know but like Ami knew about we’re just like what She’s almost like a dictionary Which I guess makes sense because I remember she used to do those streams where like you know um where she’d like look into It’s not experiment but like look into La what do you call it um animals and there’s this one stream where she was like looking under like a microscope really like those streams those are fun Yeah and the fish tanks and terrariums Keep seeing sad about how like she can’t bring home terrariums I think she is but she’s still raising one right now I think she’s raising one but but she says she can’t take it home because plant let the girl have her Moss harmless What’s she gonna do with the Moss huh spread the Moss that wasn’t in the states Moss took everything from me sort of moss is that invasive loss oh water bottles no message in a bottle Moss killed my family well you have to destroy how the Moss of the world now don’t you I have to go on a journey it’s like a sword or something oh didn’t know you could do that oh I got luck of the sea

How do I how do I make fix that so I can use it for longer [Applause] Repair it oh I need a uh what’d you call it that thing That thing where you go bang bang and you know repair things Doesn’t come up in my mind right away how much fish have I got so far ten okay a little bit more gun devil oh let’s not mention the gun devil that’s like one of those Devils that kind of like the heesh who should not be named sort of devil wasn’t it Doesn’t that fish fishing rod have mending on it already did it I don’t think so wait I’ll see after this one oh it did how do you mend it again like do you like hold two fishing rods was it like this or you do stuff with it Oh that’s really convenient dang fisherman Mine cool yeah I should also do that don’t kill get killed easy I should bring this home before I go on my adventure See do I need a boat too are there like Islands probably right I remember the last time I went on a bone in Minecraft I had one of the most scariest experiences so I need a bed yes I need a bed and maybe a boat I’m waiting to mend it okay I’m mending it a little bit more but it’s getting better so we can try what can I get with a lucky fishing rod though It’ll mend itself too oh what oh it does dang I thought mending was only if it was offhanded As long as you get exp mending will work okay nice and I heard sounds I thought I heard something walking in the grass maybe that was just me though I do say though it’s been a while since I used shaders so pretty pretty with shaders on The permanent fishing rod yep oh what was that Nautilus reminds me of a song title oh yeah guys I was thinking since tomorrow’s white day I was thinking maybe to do a white day karaoke or something with songs that have the word white in it Wait do I know that many songs that are like that though I don’t know we’ll figure it out hmm Foreign Looking at the um the snack corner like the fancy snack Corner yesterday I think Amy was really looking for like sweets that were like banana flavored which we couldn’t find it’s kind of rare and like because it’s like almost white day there’s so many dudes waiting in line for chocolate I’m just like man that’s cute but at the same time

And she’s really looking for banana I know she was looking for like banana gummies too I’ve tried a banana gummy once in my life and I didn’t really like it though I feel like banana is just hard to pull off compared to like other fruits How we got rated who do we get raided by Oh thank you thank you whoever rated Thank you very much I still don’t know like oh yeah I was able to read someone once I thought it was gonna be like an easier process to read I was surprised at how many steps it took welcome okay I think I got enough fish or not um let’s go home oh wait

Maybe this is not a good time to go home but I’ll try I’ll try to survive it is just run run Iris run run toward the that that thing yes I could see it not too far I can see it in the distance it stands out quite a lot thank God

I hope I don’t sink into the blocks if I do I got a shovel damn it shut up get away from me get away from me yeah I’m under a tree you can’t hurt me you want it you want you want a piece of me you want a piece of meat

Oh no there’s like there’s like totally run run run run just run just think about running just think about running just think about running I have a shield where’d my shield go oh yeah it’s in my other hand like like I’m almost there I’m almost there I sure Oh no should I just stand you know what I I should just I should just stay inside here Okay be safe here for now you’re a cave woman now yes I am go back to Asia give me that damn it is my pockets full oh my pockets are full oh these don’t these don’t hurt them do they oh you’re stuck aren’t you haha you dumb dumb he’s stuck okay Want to two players sleeping sorry Kyle I don’t have weight sorry NPC I’ll get there what what what’s that what’s the noise what’s that I hear something weird That day oh I’m in a cave now again I need to get out of this cave up there’s still a lot of things I don’t want to deal with right now okay we’ll just go up from this way instead damn it oh okay I really regret moving here Plug out it’s a I’m I’m here I’m here I’m here Okay foreign Smelt this too what am I supposed to do with a puffer fish should I just cook it oops no no no no no no no no no how do I light it up again do I just have am I supposed to be like empty-handed to do this Flint Mino got Flint Mino got Flint okay uh let’s just make another fireplace that’s probably faster break gravel that does something Yeah no I need a mind for Flint that’s stupid Cut up a nearby tree like this one oh look it’s another doggy you want to be my next screw you Screw you have bad taste I gave you five bones you give me nothing really Okay Just five bones what my doggy in here took took me in with just one okay uh fire fire or I could just make a cooking uh what you might call it a stove oven what is it called anyone know what the cooking mechanism or yes no it’s a it’s a furnace foreign

What does a smoker do let’s make another furnace though first uh smoker for food oh I already have another furnace wait okay then smoker smoking Hey Oh it is faster Why do I have a saddle oh that means I can get another horse um Iris version two okay let’s let’s hunt for an admirers too today since we have a saddle did I fish that dang I love you lucky fishing rod oh I wish I could get another one

It’s fast too let’s go You got it last time I had a saddle last time what about your title yeah of course that’s my main goal today okay there’s just a bunch of side goals along the way I need to kill sheep or she or sheep here let’s make a sheer

Oh I remember the oh should I bring this along no I don’t want to die with it oh I have a decent amount of diamond well okay um sheer Sheer she cheer nice okay it’s probably faster than killing one No oh wait wait first let’s eat more this alrighty Should I bring oh I don’t need these doors I will have to make a bed sheer is the thing but not the same thing really Alrighty I want to make more torches torch coal torch Alrighty you’re not a Greek god today no not today I could be if we wanted to but no I don’t feel like being a Greek god today no Nice okay thank you tomorrow maybe okay We good right I need to get some Flint too but first let’s go hunt for some sheep can someone remind me what I needed again a sheep for bed and I guess Arrows or something that Hitman was fun three wolves and planks this is the ungrateful dog using it arrows wool and feathers alrighty First let’s go toward the Lava puddle because it’d be a lava puddle oh I hear Pig Pig No meat would I kill you for then oh someone put stuff here oh you weak weakling okay I need to find sheep though not Pig but I see a lava link Why is there a lot it’s such a tiny lava link is it literally just there with no purpose okay and let’s move on and find sheep that’ll probably just be part of my journey at this point let’s go oh yeah coordinates Oh wrong wrong wrong uh F3 Can someone remember this is Chad remember for me please thank you in three two one it is now buried in all of your guys’s memory so I don’t have to remember anything okay I just have to go further enough so that I can find something to pillage ooh what that’s a huge cave what the [ __ ] oh am I gonna die today me don’t want to die today it’s beautiful though it is are these one of those Cliff things Thank God I made more than one shovel pretty sight it is very pretty ow It’s very pretty and also very dangerous like I can die from this height dangerous how am I gonna navigate should I just you know what Hey Hey Nice trees nice I’m curious a little though slightly curious oh my goodness I’m getting chicken skin from looking down make a ladder I don’t think I have enough wood for a ladder oh no it’s dark again you gotta be kidding me it’s only been like it’s only been like two minutes and it’s

Already night time I need to find sheep you shape you make a bucket ah that sounds like a good idea oh I don’t have a crafting table it’s okay nothing can get me from here right Aurora is pretty though Crescent Moon oh wait isn’t it eclipse no it’s not never mind Oh you want to fight you wanna fight Nice That’s a weird shaped tree okay uh Oh you have to make planks first Bucket Which I can make or ladder I wonder how much I couldn’t how many ladders I could make with this uh Stick stick just bucket it do I have a water though bucket bucket yeah let’s bucket it okay [ __ ] it now I just need water something I don’t have either sleep Iris I don’t have a bed I if Kyle is waiting I can log out she’s not saying is she This is a bucket this is a bird I don’t remember night being this long compared today just like a new setting or I’m shape Shape shape shape come to me give me your your hair your hair your lovely locks oops wait no no no no no no no sorry I didn’t that makes no sense why would I hit you with the sheer yeah I know I’m scary thank you okay now I can make bed

Oh I hear another one come to me come to me I am like your zombie but I will not harm you I just want your wool this is the Sheep land isn’t it okay bed why do I need orange Give me regular bed do I need It looks so weird naked okay uh do I need to use a crafting table bed Okay I see foreign Okay we’re ready for our journey then Except my pockets are extremely full for no reason oh hi give me your hair There’s so many sheep here oh my God I should just remember this They’re like mountain goats except they’re sheep thank you for your business okay Why are there like underlines here is this like a oh never mind it’s the Sun I thought it was like a bug or something Climbing oh no we’re climbing another another Snow Mountain I need to make leather boots nope I don’t have leather But I do have leather now come here leather Okay Let’s uh I guess I could eat uh I don’t have enough space or anything Arrow yeah there there we go oh nice okay Boots crafting table is one leather enough no I need to kill more that was not enough sacrifices where am I gonna find more cows At least the snow here isn’t deep deep snow me like oh glass I see ice oh that’s pretty cool laughs Wait wait this is ice I’m just gonna eat the cooked pork because it’s in the way Shovel I hear things oh ice yeah I don’t need this Okay let’s uh distance How do I uh raise my my frame of sight this render distance oh not this then okay render distance I hear a lot of stuff in this iceberg further It is server limited server limits it damn it foreign Alrighty I know they were laughing at me yesterday for saying sage in real life okay I guess we go this way yeah we can go this way Ow it’s a habit of mine How does that make you feel that I’m on the internet too much Big oh cow cow moo Give me your leather no leather why didn’t you give me your skin you again pumpkin patch I saw Pig it’s Thanksgiving time You give me your meat okay nice Let us go go as far as possible as far as the world to the edge of the world Edge of Tomorrow as long as you don’t go in circles something that I might possibly do if I don’t have a compass on me 24 7. Shades really make everything so pretty

I love the water the water looks doesn’t look like Minecraft water anymore sheep man I hear man oh baba black sheep yay so cute what shade are we using the complementary shaders Uh Meat is really better than melon isn’t it AKA best shaders I mean I don’t really know many other shaders I know there are shaders that apparently make the Minecraft look like a totally different game it’s pretty cool too Kind of want to go mining too first I need to find a village to pillage I just like saying Village okay we have to answer the world already that was quick we know how tiny how big this world is shouldn’t be that tiny right It’s enormous okay That’s a lot of coal I love this bgm guys I don’t think I’ll ever change my Minecraft bgm until I find something more suitable for the situation I know we just fill out dirt I guess Oh okay Thank you Pig I feel like Villages would be on more flat land right like not in the middle of the woods like this probably nice where’s the other one there you are sad for me to just kill one of you I don’t want to leave anyone behind Nice a lot of Porco today We’ve seen Villages and forests really seems some spawn in forests well I guess I gotta hunt baby shape it’s okay I won’t kill you but I’ll eat mutton in front of you don’t worry no worries I won’t hurt see see harmless okay can I I can’t hear your baby though can I So cute damn it I can’t cheer you though Oh wow you grow very quickly Well even if I spare the babies they won’t spare you Oh God I need to run bed bed bed bed bed Somewhere like here it’s probably a nice place to sleep edge of the world nice okay Let’s go this way then never mind Should I swim it’s not that far right let’s swim Make a boat yeah the glowing ore is pretty but it makes it look so much more valuable than it actually is Oh Let’s try go as far as possible without looking at coordinates because the coordinates are so confusing I don’t know how to get anywhere with this The fact that there’s like not just like you know left or right and down and up there’s also like depth oh maybe I didn’t have to go fishing get more than enough Oh this is your girlfriend nice I still need one more hmm did I just hear a horse never mind Still no leather though any more extended family Nope it’s a hole Tiny hole oh it just connects okay we don’t care too much about that Foreign I don’t have enough space for you chicken I guess I don’t need the bone so much food here oh first priority everyone’s favorite cow Okay animal Paradise that reminds me of how they’re making a zootopia aren’t they making another zootopia movie it’s been forever since zootopia won but I remember they announced it somewhere and I was just like really I mean zootopia was fun but yeah I thought they were didn’t they announce something like that somewhere Maybe I should have taken the wheat seeds Feathers Foreign right or is this still the edge of the world it was a TV show throw out tropical shrimp The TV show There is no edge of the world so I really just need to make a boat Let’s go Okay let’s make a boat then I have the wood yes I do okay About Thank you okay should I vote now do we have enough time Before it gets a little too dark Hey Let us go oh oops there he goes okay because uh I need to find land I’m gonna be able to get back right I’m starting to worry that I won’t be able to get back Remember the coordinates okay nice It’s connected is that like a cave foreign That’s pretty cool how to get off of this uh Oh that’s pretty neat And looks pretty untouched too Some monsters I don’t want I’m not really looking forward to but I see gold down there if I see diamond in plain sight I wouldn’t mind going down huh did I just see something there like something big or is it just oh it’s just a shaders being weird never mind um

Are those diamonds no those are not diamonds are they I don’t think so they look too common to be diamonds Perfect for a base you think I should make a base here oh I can go down with the water right wait Let’s make a bridge oops no no I mean that works too but Oh wait there’s water traveling down here too okay that works Okay because uh That was scary nice and then place this real quick You guys won’t hurt me wait let me use my shield Shield nice barely did anything okay It doesn’t matter if it’s night or day over here honestly it don’t matter oh God they come out of nowhere I tell you Hey you want a boom over here you can boom over here there we go okay sleeping sets Your Spawn but if I I need more than one bed though right I could do that I guess I need more torches thank God I brought a decent amount of coal it’s pretty deep doesn’t it Thank you So cool really oh I see Diamond down there wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Scott what’s that next to the diamond Those monsters to get Ow What’s this do you want water I should have grabbed water oh God monsters I don’t want to fight Foreign okay I’ll use the next time wait A lot of them Where’s my bucket there it is Where do I how do I how do I use it swimming up how do I there we go oh there we go okay I need to somehow get back to where I came from you really want to fight huh okay I can do that nice bed Should we bed I can make another bed okay Thank you You should buy chat dinner first I don’t know what you mean okay oh I came out of nowhere Oh my god that hurt okay Bed bed put a bed here cover myself up in dirt or something Thank you I really don’t have that much stuff do I touch bed Okay I’m really exploring guys this is how it feels like to explore a completely Uncharted Territory fun It’s just uh make sure this part is not too spawny Eat a little more okay come at me oh God there’s like oh there’s a sh there’s that’s a lot ow where’d my bed go oh thank you okay let me just go hide in here for a second and make some more torches Torchic nice okay Where are you from Nice okay Oh I don’t like that that looks a little um a bit of a pain in the butt Maybe it’s just a zombie okay that’s not bad Hey let’s die die okay okay that was that was a villager oh that’s why I was wearing clothes Okay let me just uh mine some iron Okay laughs I remember I saw Diamond somewhere this is becoming a much safer place isn’t it thanks to my torches Why is your face so smug is it that smug all the time I think it’s my tracking okay I have to have like let’s go okay oh God oh whoa whoa wait wait wait wait wait wait wait two of you two of your ones is unfair um Over here okay I don’t like the fact that there’s another one right there Where’s the one with the enchanted rod there we go do I need sticks sticks sticks and stones may break my bones Is that really all the sticks I can make foreign torch there we go This is really deep and I have to figure out how I’m gonna get down there without killing myself water Maybe How am I gonna get back up though water I guess here let’s just uh let’s make an obvious path yeah yeah let’s make an obvious path somehow I guess I’ll mine some Cobble let’s make an obvious path oh water here too Oh wow it’s like the sea over here oh God wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I’m gonna die I’m gonna die foreign Can I take a peek inside again Is there anywhere I can breathe Nope know where I can breathe let’s go back I guess I can just go down from here then okay going down Wow okay there’s a lot there’s a lot holy shoot that’s a lot okay run run run run run run run run run okay oh God the the arrow dudes are the most annoying this one I’m gonna kill you guys first you miss ow holy shoot that’s a lot come on die

Why aren’t you dying already okay there we go Oh God come on come a safe place already they’re holding weird things please Please please Please please Okay oh no my sword’s gonna die oh God not you I don’t like oh shoot I have nothing I don’t think I can grab that back could I could I shut up Bae hi bae Would I be able to just grab and go that was a lot that was a lot of Lobby mobs wait no not this way it was I’ll just there’s nothing to lose anyways at this point right yeah nothing to lose I feel like I’m losing my original objective it don’t matter too much holy shoot that’s a lot of them Oh there’s they’re wearing my arm hurry you fudgers okay I’m going back up going back up I can’t go back up guys how do I go back up again how did I go back up again space Okay space gotcha Not this way Shield needs to be a priority yeah there’s no wood here I can’t make another Shield ow okay Grab and go grab and go foreign space space space space Okay Ah I didn’t grab much guys Foreign I got my cursed bindings again at least I have pants on now ah Okay storage it and put it back in yeah are you never gonna die There we go God I even have a pickaxe I hate you there’s no way I can kill you okay I’m right here it’s okay I’ll just keep hating you until you die As of tomorrow Loop exactly okay except I’m not time traveling just my damage doesn’t count that much okay how I guess I’ll make a box do I have yes I have enough wood for a box wait a chest I have enough time right wait chest there we go oh Chest Okay we’re going huh what did they say something Oh God I’m so screwed oh that’s a faster way okay where’s my other stuff there it is there it is foreign they just took my armor that’s all I hate how they wear it it’s like a sh like a punch in the face pretty much oh I got a lot of arrows

Really is that it it’s all my stuff oh yeah they took my yeah they took my my gear that’s why this is all everything I just have my sword Zombie took A.M damn it it’s okay should have brought a little bit more wood But I can handle I can manage creeper yes I know I saw and I ran okay I can make more armor only for them to steal again probably I should probably cook more food too uh furnace I can make a furnace Make more tools yeah I just don’t have I should have brought more wood never thought I would not have enough Never thought you would oh shut up Okay chill Ruined my little hole How many torches am I supposed to put to make this place this tiny little spot a safe spot Ah touch bed yes okay Foreign Nice okay Come on I know this place ain’t safe but I didn’t think it’d be this bad maybe I shouldn’t have gone in here I’m regretting a lot of things I’m close okay let’s try to find a way back up oh wait no no let’s let’s go back up

Get some wood come back down that’s the plan oh yeah I’m really bad at climbing this though okay there we go Thank God monsters don’t know how to do that do whatever I am doing okay where’s the closest tree around here I guess Yeah this cave is big I feel like nobody’s touched it either which is nice Oh no no whatever uh there we go guess we’ll somehow pickaxe pickaxe almost broken but let’s figure something out What happened to my other shovel oh we got it we got it nice okay zombie took it hold on let’s grab a little bit more wood foreign Zombie shall die for its crimes yes I’m planning on massacring them all if I if I can if it’s within my power I will try to Massacre them all um I guess I’ll dig with my hands That’s optimistic thinking what makes you think I can’t do it huh I wish I had um archerous archerous would probably be able to decimate them all easily but I didn’t bring Archer whis with me so in fact I don’t even know if I still have it after the Ender

It is an overpowered weapon yeah like arrows are great but I think a lot of materials to make and what if this is enough wood let me just make these into planks first It’s a decent amount I’ll make I’ll just take a little bit more is it too bright Not that bright right it’s just the shaders when I get to Dark Places it’s much darker oh oh I forgot to bring food too oh wait no Cod But Foreign Okay let’s just put a couple more here and then go down okay foreign We just make this a safe place somehow mostly damn it need a bit more take you Dirt Okay conquer this cave that is my plan wait I was digging oh yeah iron pickaxe stick stick stick y stick y stick okay there is actually a wasn’t there a song called sticky stick stickling or something it was like a hard metal rock song where they do that weird crab dance

Do I need does anyone know that stick stickly yeah I really like their dance they’re just head banging like crazy and it’s pretty funny to look at attack attack yeah attack attack by attack attack yeah your other name is kind of hilarious okay uh stick did I make stick S and then uh pickaxe What’s brown and sticky chocolate ice cream Armor I need a helmet wait furnace furnace let’s make a furnace Okay Uh oh yeah furnace I don’t have to worry about coal here What was I gonna cook I forgot what I was gonna cook guys I was gonna cook something oh yeah meat okay Sword I love what the golden sword is like useless okay are we gonna get helmet too Foreign Oh God I think I know why I made this wait so I can melt my iron raw iron raw iron oh I only have five there should be more oh nice okay Ow That job it’s all died over guys probably oh no my torches It didn’t break my house again did it we good Foreign I’ll get back the EXP I lost oh okay torches we gotta make torches don’t use all this I don’t want to use all of it maybe like a smart okay torch torch torch nice that’s a lot of torches Will make this a safe haven for me myself and I no one else can use this cave for this cave is mine oh God more water holy [ __ ] that’s a lot of water okay this hole was made for me yes exactly wait if I share this oh I don’t have my

Shares with me damn it Should I try to go back down guys I’m scared The amount of mobs there is ridiculous absolutely ridiculous I see diamond right there I know I know but there’s just too many I can try I already touched bed right worst comes worse they take my armor again okay we’ll fight maybe I can do it undisturbed foreign They haven’t noticed anything a thing more here Put as many as I can while they haven’t noticed yet Okay I see a few skeleton not skill I mean yeah skeletons and zombies too bad baby the zombie villager hello okay okay just slowly slowly but surely conquer this area God I wish I had a stronger sword There’s a bit Just keep doing this we’ll eventually get to the part where No Monsters come near me eventually eventually Okay they’re they’re starting to multiply maybe I should go back up I’m chickening before I start you know Gathering too many of them what if I’m deep enough to get diamonds from here uh not really I’m assuming not really I was bravely ran away it’s a strategic retreat that’s what you call it I already found two yeah I got I gotta store that let’s store that Yeah I’ll put maybe a couple more here some more coal for more torches oh God again I gotta remember there’s some ocean right next to me How’s it exploring right now it’s doing great kind of forgot what my original objective was but that’s Minecraft for you spider eye I could fish in a cave Did I make a door let’s make a door or does door not work with the oh it works nice foreign scuffed house In the making there we go sort of works I can also jump out of here nice Hey are you making our home a cave I already have a home this is like my second home my resource yeah they’re at home like my factory you would say okay around here should be safe already at least uh sorta moment I stay safe I see something that’s not safe

It’s not too bad wait there’s oh Oh thank God I had another sword okay I do want more diamond mine as well since I’m here Diamond’s still the most valuable right at least in in this world like not not in the end or some other plane of existence I hate you okay Do I have more raw iron no I don’t I have a lot of torches I can make a little bit more can I should be able to Let us go back again wait food I should cook a little bit more food I have 83 torches I need more charcoal it’s mine a little bit more chocolate over here I remember seeing some around here yes iron boots am I not wearing them I thought I did I was oh great idea I’m barefoot I must hurt have you guys ever walked on concrete Barefoot it hurts like a beep I don’t know how like people back in the day were able to walk on gravel I guess maybe they didn’t really have gravel back then or cement and it burns your feet and everything I guess they must have had very tough rough feet rough tough Oh are there there’s got to be more Somewhere oh look at that you’re wearing chain mail right I didn’t Chima looks like like chess Cool Like checkerboard I don’t know how to play chess but I can play checkers I used to be able to play triggers last time I played Checkers was not when I was like in the fifth grade or something so probably don’t remember God I remember there’s a hole oh yeah

Yeah there’s water water everywhere okay Come on there’s got to be more somewhere around the safe area Monopoly is better anyways I really want to play Monopoly with the 007 board that I got from as a gift Hey is there really no other Oh shut up I really made it when I wanted when I said I wanted to play Monopoly last steak okay Monopoly is fun is it fun with just two people though I don’t know or like four people I think at least four people right for it to be actually fun

Bring I could bring my Monopoly board to Cali’s place I want to hang out at Cali’s place cats are so cute I don’t see any coal anywhere would you believe that such a big cave come on you’re better than that cave supposed to be a special cave I need a I need a torch that area too many enemies there Come here have you heard karunogo no I I’m I’m horrible at ego you gotta be smart to be able to play ego well thanks for the ironing God um which obviously I am smart enough I’m just you know uh I have sealed my Powers my brain power away

To match the level of regular humans yes oh so I can blend in more oh my goodness that’s a lot of them oena It looks like you sealed too much shut up would I be able to kill them with just arrows Maybe I’ve been loving arrows nice a little higher Okay Safe area now for a short period of time so I have to hurry Hurry Iris hurry needs to be a safe haven ASAP oh he wearing gold armor he rich gold Armor’s useless find us how so hilarious how much how useless gold armor is literally just flexing ow okay I made that area slightly more safer let’s go back up but the drip the drip though

Do you guys know that 24 karat gold this one is so soft you could apparently like squish it with your hands or something All right oh here he comes here comes a drip something else that’s not invited Okay did you at least get hurt from that nice no gold though fudging okay thank you Foreign Thank you okay I know how to attack harder now guys or critical attack I should say attack harder sounds weird Just hit them harder I lost so much exp I noticed foreign Just so I don’t get ambushed from freshly spawned enemies Torches Galore a different area from oh I see Enderman oh at least it’s not too far down in the hole Let’s not look at the Enderman soon did it Enderman oh Dirt Flat area I just gotta make sure I don’t get lost okay Um thank you Flint Okay Keep hearing spiders reminds me of how so I rented a mogopi and when I was putting it back to return it I saw a spider Inside the Box freaked me out had to squish the spider Without Really dirtying the Box because you know it’s wrenched I know the Box doesn’t really

Matter too much but I’m renting it so yeah there’s a spider like exactly where you’re supposed to put like the wristbands in freaked me out a little not gonna lie foreign I think it’s because it’s getting warmer just more bugs recently scaly Foreign time I gotta do nasal irrigation again I touched a lot of flowers yesterday I feel like that probably got to my nose because feeling slightly off today okay why haven’t did my tour did I use that many torches what oh shoot I did use all those torches huh Found a lot of cool though true Okay let’s go down again And once I feel like I’ve conquered the cave sorta we can continue our journey to pillage a village because that is the name of the Stream not stop until I pillage a village oh hey you’re the one that stole my armor didn’t you thank you thank you for safe keeping it for me

Revenge Arc complete oh are those diamonds oh God I gotta think twice before I go wait wait wait I see diamonds Yeah fight each other by each other yeah oh no nice okay Oh glowy fish That’s a lot of mobs okay That’s a part of it wait wait wait let’s let’s do a little bit more whoa you guys have horrible aim how do you not hit me after this much running okay Okay Retreat Retreat Retreat retreat ow come on You got a whole Army after you that don’t scare me not when I can waterfall like a Pokemon no I don’t know how I do that apparently a water type Pokemon that can waterfall um okay Let’s see them disperse real quick eat something nice okay maybe shoot them if I can but I don’t have many arrows Too low there we go Nice aim Iris good job Iris doesn’t look as bright as I wish it was though oh have they dispersed do you think they’ve dispersed Maybe A baby okay Retreat Retreat retreat I need to wear my armor great job Iris nice one Iris you’re doing amazing thanks there’s so much armor now I should store this let me store this I have two two sets I don’t need two sets okay I really gotta start like throwing away stuff that I don’t need in the house but I’m so bad at that there’s so many things that like I obviously don’t eat but I don’t want to throw them throw away have too much stuff right now but I have to move soon oh

Do you guys have that problem too I hope I’m not the only one really bad at I’m a hoarder I’m a hoarder yes in real life yes in real life not not this storage I mean yeah my real life storage is similar to this but you know we’re talking about real life

Stuff like or the virtual real world yeah foreign I can make Maybe one more sword ale Stick sword there we go foreign Do you still keep things you own before moving to Virtual Japan yes I also have my like my family bring me stuff I brought my care bear doll and my my mom bring it it’s a huge Care Bear uh pillow doll that I sleep with brought it all the way back from the

States let me kill you you need to die Damn it let’s do this the regular way surprised okay Jump attacking amazing okay let’s go back to try to conquer that area of real quick almost impossible area okay ooh slime that’s Neil Holy moly Gathering the whole crowd again the Slime is so cute this is one of the most harmless things ow oh God it’s a whole family okay let’s try conquer this area too like oh look not as many mobs this way it’s working conquering is working slowly but surely This will be a safe haven oh no I just gotta know my way back holy [ __ ] that’s a huge cave No wonder there’s so many mobs holy moly okay I gotta I gotta Retreat Retreat retreat retreat water nice landing okay Retreat ow Wait wait wait oh God you missed haha wow uh oh oh okay that’s where I was okay they can’t swim faster than me okay going up I feel like this is not where I came from very good at retreating shut up shut up it is an important skill

To have yeah this ain’t the same area but I can it’s okay it’s not that bad I actually connected nice okay all right I’m gonna need more torches that was a that was a huge place better live as a crowd than to die as a as a hero I don’t know it’s really sad whenever you see like people try to save other people and the person that tries to save them dies as

Well like in news and stuff it’s just so sad it’s like you don’t want the good people to die like that whenever I see news like that just makes me honestly just depressed huh oh oh I don’t like the sound of that a witch

Is kind of hard a pain in the butt to um fight yeah yeah no I don’t wanna no no no no screw you oh Oh God that really hurts what is it like what the f what the hell is it doing it keeps powing oh God Oh shoot I’m gonna die aren’t I oh it’s stuck in my house let’s go stuck in my house screwed I think you’re you think they’re still there in huh Holy moly has a lot of HP dude didn’t die that easily I need to make a higher roof this is obviously not working does it even drop anything good I know right am I still cursed weakness oh that means I’m weaker than usual Nori didn’t die Let’s make a more proper house Do you live in a cave no I don’t this is my fact this is my workplace yeah that’s it for resources it’s because I want them honestly I don’t really know what I’m gonna do with resources but it’s cool maybe to build a more proper house one day one day

If that ever comes instead of whatever the hell this is Oh carrot it’s not even rotten let’s go Is this enough for a roof should be okay Oh no no I’m getting claustrophobic guys okay my little Den is done There we go I should maybe put something on top okay home sweet home let us make more torches I need more torch I’m gonna need more wood Maybe stick Okay You can plant the tree in the cave can I that sounds like a great idea self-sustaining do I have dirt I do have dirt need dirt wait oh okay I’ll temporarily use this dirt how much dirt I can replace this with something else Eco-friendly Oh not a whole day Okay Would this be enough is four four blocks enough do I need more one dirt one dirt is enough okay what about water though or does tree not need water maybe it doesn’t need water okay is it gonna grow in like five minutes maybe hopefully let’s go self-sustaining Let me just grab a little bit more uh what you might call it A little bit more of the good stuff if I can find any Torch this part up too it’s weird that there’s dirt every once in a while I see just so that monsters don’t spawn nice nice nice I found good stuff Okay probably because it’s dirty funny eight I do say though I feel like the exploring aspect is the most fun part about Minecraft unless I mean I guess building if you have the great good imagination oh poor bat process of natural selection worth slightly you know Pawn ones die first Yeah wait wait you died so many times the stream not really some of them was on purpose too because I was against like you know a whole Army of mobs of course that would happen More charcoal please very little for Iris what was that supposed to mean huh charcoal Snow coal You passed like two spots well excuse me you guys have like Hawkeyes what a disgrace for having hot guys definitely not a good trade or anything Hey There we go it’s probably connected to water again or something oh yes called it I’m gonna drown this place eventually ow too much water I know because this isn’t like really close to the ocean okay let’s make a bit more some more torches with whatever we have here sadly it’s not much okay

Let’s try go down again Oh wait for that okay Laughs Oh my God they’re lined up lined up to fight me okay that’s pretty bright cave now though not gonna lie I don’t get how it’s still so dark too big too big to cover so much ground it’s like they don’t like bright places now do they

It’s funny how most of them are creepers 90 creepers They like dark dark and wet places just like he could call Maurice like me except I don’t mind light here wait here just explode boom Nice kill each other boom how is the last one Not Dead oh there we go Okay Foreign Shield is very strong huh didn’t expect the shield to be usable so much Lily Rising of The Shield risk something is rising oh and it’s my shield for once oops You want to go boom okay huh how did that hit me oh stop it stop it Okay for once okay maybe I shouldn’t have said that part I don’t know I was just thinking about the The Shield hero joke that I see on the internet so often When I first saw that comment on the forums I died laughing It’s so dumb look at him spinning Stuck there for life okay let’s try to make some stairs Foreign ers Sorta have enough I mean I can always cut whatever is unnecessary Let’s hope it’s more than one There’s more to your right am I right Thank you Okay Huh just one huh okay it’s okay I made staircase a halfway Half Baked staircase but it works okay dig around check in the wall should I I think that was probably just one ow It’s around here right I don’t want to dig into water again yeah nothing around here I’ll just grab this though okay eat thanks for reminding me Okay there was more somewhere somewhere that’s probably not really safe but somewhere they often spread diagonally Oh hi that can swim I can swim oh no don’t don’t die don’t die no no my my shiny squid no process of natural elimination it didn’t even drop anything oh God ow oh it’s wearing golden shoes give me those There we go shiny squid that wasn’t here before me like they’re pretty do they drop anything valuable Foreign Would I do with that though huge cave kind of annoying how big this place is much bigger than I originally expected This will be a safe haven eventually I swear it will one day Oh God nope I’m going back thanks for giving me the push I need it ah too much push glossing because the ink is used for signs signs I thought science is just made out of wood are you talking about like glowy signs Oh I see oh damn it I didn’t mean to fall again ah you know what you can die okay stop doing that wasn’t there like a spider stuck in that water just now yeah he’s stuck Oh but he can climb it too huh can’t you okay I wanted to grab this how did I lose exp again did I die oh yes I did die This ended up being a mining stream should I go back to the surface I want to get that one Diamond I saw though Try using bone meal I don’t I can’t make how do I make bone meal I mean I do have bone but I don’t know how to make bone meal like bone meal nice try it out oh out of place tree let’s go how would I get more seed

Seeds from that I just have to cut the what the leaves have tree have seeds in them I want to make it Lush you just punch the leaves okay The tree won’t die right so that’s how you get apples you’re an apple tree huh Oh there we go more sapling which means More tree let’s make a tree grow here No trees replanted is on break today let’s go bun meal foreign break is contributing to Nature let’s go Is it possible to put a no I can’t put a torch on it I do want to conquer that area a little bit more With whatever I have remaining Maybe oh when did I get a glowing ink sack nice Laughs way the dead squid oh yeah I didn’t think I picked it up okay which way oh I see Diamond okay let me go this way Less monsters I see Haha you missed where did my sword go Okay I like how the shaders make it so obvious what’s up there it’s so much safer now guys look at this can’t believe how safe this area is foreign what’s this oh oh I see I see some nice stuff More diamonds how am I gonna get that way Oh I can like can I put blocks okay wait Okay Let’s uh figure this out foreign You could just hit them wait wait but I don’t want them to sink into the water and me lose everything you know okay let’s make a platform as long as I don’t mean anything that throws tridents Okay we’ll be fine huh oh oh am I underwater oh shoot that was close Hey Hey how do I block this there we go okay I’m just gonna dig around it Nice oh God you didn’t miss anything except me becoming rich hooray Yeah buddy diamond pickaxe special I don’t know what you call a pickaxe in Japanese I’m sorry don’t touch the law virus don’t touch the lava it’s a stupid way to die okay Aha oh you wanna you wanna touch the lava here come here Yeah yeah do that here I’ll kick you in there there we go easy compared to the beginning this is a very safe place now can you believe it how safe it is now Look at the safest caves on Earth I lit the way exactly Safe for kids yeah very safe for kids I almost fell into the lava that scared the shiitake out of me Sway what was that noise I don’t like that noise let’s eat okay see the shiitake mode is very useful see oh I see diamond and I see enemies it’s fine Laughs nice I love how meat is just so good so good for you the protein Minecraft had more vegetables right here okay great for your arteries is it I don’t like that noise oh okay just don’t look at me them in the eye and we’re fine right they just mind in their own business Holy moly I’m getting lost Thank you Oh God wait I didn’t touch you I did I barely stared at you I barely stared at that thing Not only took us quick peek fudge you God I don’t know if I remember where I was I was in a very very awkward spot Don’t know Oh Okay not there Doesn’t appreciate Peaks that’s not the level of tsundere I want Oh God oh so many glowies spawning spawning left and right this way was it diamonds are gone now so it’s kind of hard to Define where I where I got them I was able to figure out wherever it was because of the Diamonds oh I can’t I don’t have time to waste on you I don’t have time to waste on you shut up Was like somewhere this way Just gotta find the Endy oh there’s Diamond there are Did you guys see my items you didn’t see my items did you this is looking familiar yeah Torches are me oh wait this path feels very familiar I did put oh there we go ah you got that let’s go And Andy’s gone too Thank you Don’t forget the shield oh yes I saw Diamond somewhere eat Iris eat that was a nice save I know I’m surprised I was able to trace my steps I’m pretty smart aren’t I Uh-huh I know I know guys I know I’m just making you guys say it at this point um where was the Daya Mundo somewhere around here yes except there’s enemies now arrows You just come here there we go foreign This cave is pretty much like 80 conquered at this rate oh never mind there’s there’s a huge area past this it’s like a never-ending cave you gotta you gotta you gotta be kidding me oh okay Once you think the grave has conquered more cave never-ending cave Let’s just get that diamond real quick I hope it’s more than one oh I’m running out Pickaxe damn it I need to go back for a pickaxe don’t I Caves are caviar perfect timing yes can make a diamond pickaxe that’s true oh look it’s the slime Should I kill the slime I think I should shouldn’t I slimes can be pretty valuable it’s green tofu oh oh yeah they do that oh God what happened to my sword just one ball of slime better than nothing Green tofu sounds disgusting not gonna lie well I had um Sesame tofu yesterday not really tofu just really jelly to me Sesame shaped like tofu was really good had it with Wasabi at the Teppanyaki place ah we’re gonna go hide anina You gotta be kidding me laughs Was doomed to fall by skeleton [ __ ] okay where’s my stuff okay goodbye that skeleton had good aim yes I was doomed by a skeleton did you not see the the caption I love the swam and lava caption What happened to my diamond pants my cursed Diamond pants did I leave my diamond pants behind or do they break you didn’t pick everything There it is like your baby zombie you know like you can’t swim you’re a baby right thank you pantsless shut up shut up Do I Look pastless to You it’s just pants maybe I have two or three pairs of pants on I just don’t have my outer pants on okay

Oh I do kind of like pantsless okay You wear a dress that’s true that is true there’s spouting facts I cannot deny that Okay let’s bring the important stuff with me And go find a pill and find a village to pillage Leather oh yeah Um damn a chest plate takes so much and my attention fan is Tiny Oh wait no oh God sorry I I meant to cancel a Wells hey at least my pants and my top are matching now At least it’s matching now at least it’s matching though Should I try find more You know I’m gonna try to find more diamond in that case ah [ __ ] Just three more this is a big cave I’m a big girl I’ll find it right Foreign Torch oh wait let me put it’s back okay This feels so grindy right now oh wow that block is huge you’re big you’re Giant I love how it doesn’t have a face yeah multiply Had different size variations nice okay let’s find diamond they should be everywhere over here oh look it’s a tiny baby one foreign from that explodey thing never mind I killed you accidentally there we go okay let me know if you speed spot buy any diamond why are you sad oh yeah my expression

I wish I at least made a diamond sword or something oh My God humongous cave How does this work foreign How did you guys get to that conclusion huh hi I don’t know how to find my way down Don’t go down mobs can’t climb yeah I just wish I had more arrows This is a complicated mess I swear Laughs okay Oh we’re back here hooray See look how bright this place is foreign I should probably dig for more charcoal somewhere there should be a ton somewhere This Darkness will fade away Iris will light this cave Oh Why do I not see any I don’t see anything useful you want to swim swim for me huh swim yeah Oh wait there’s a hole over there Need to dig boo oh wait I’ve been here before Thank you oh it’s the connected area yeah I remember this come on there’s gotta be some does anyone know what this means is just the gravel effect Yeah it’s just gravel falling and bugging up okay sure let’s just dig a straight line Um just cook the tree logs you’re right you’re very right but I don’t have that many logs strip mining it is kind of funny don’t you think or when crony told me the word shirt mining I was like what I did not know what it means right away oh God foreign [Laughter] I saw some username that was that made me really laugh what was it I’ve never seen that username before so I think it’s someone new but um it was something like how you know you know how they have like those spam accounts on YouTube and comments that

Like you know spam in chat saying oh single single ladies in your area or something there was like a pun to that name that was really funny I can’t remember what it was like for a second I thought it was a Spam account until you read closely Single hot ladies in your area is in your area yes I’m sure there’s Single Ladies everywhere not even necessarily I don’t even know how how wide the spread is for in your area like what 50 meters away 10 meters away how close do they have to be to be considered in your area

Oh the single ladies Put your hands up I should eat Oh no I ran out Oh God What the [ __ ] oh no I’m not gonna know my way guys oh oh I don’t have any torches too I’m screwed I gotta find a way out wait how did I get here no oh no monsters are spawning screwed Follow the Torches I think I I would like go toward it thinking they’re torches but no they’re like they’re love it’s lava ow no bird and lava please wait I need to find a way out Lost Wait I think I know oh oh yes yes yes yes Oh did you follow me You don’t want to fight I’ll add chicken okay I want to see if there’s diamond so far off in the distance dang this cave is never ending I swear swear to God this cave I need charcoal come on why is there no charcoal anywhere am I too deep Get torches first okay Foreign that I should travel there though okay wait such a tiny hole I’m not gonna notice it Okay uh no it Blends in like a glove wait no I’ll put wood here yeah I’ll put wood Some precious wood but it’ll help me spot the area okay goodbye did I come from this water puddle was it this water puddle it’s too many water puddles I’ll try this one excuse me excuse me foreign by the way what did I see something weird you know I say weird things all

The time soundboard proves it oh my God look at the Lush garden over there luscious delicious What did I come back for oh yeah so I can mine coal should be somewhere nearby Is the weirdest thing you said in your life if I may ask Oh there’s Vines could I climb the vines hard very hard oh the Lion’s led me Vines led me here more those aren’t pants I see a lot of them wine died in 19 in 2016. oh yeah there’s this game apparently called like buddy simulator 1984 that looks really fun

Kind of want to try that on stream sometime ow what’s it about it looks retro but it looks fun it looks a little creepy maybe not horror game horror game creepy but creepy Torch nice Oh this is unexplored territory isn’t this Fine oh When will you plan karaoke tomorrow probably I would say most likely tomorrow it’s gonna be very early I guess oh oh it’s probably gonna be really early in the morning though mainly because I have plans to hang out with another friend very soon after that and I think it’s also because ah Oh wait is that diamond That looks like diamond it just very oh never mind [ __ ] screw copper I hate us copper glows slightly like diamond from a certain angle okay foreign That killed me probably Tour torch okay light up this cave never ending cave Thank you yeah shaders really help except copper wasn’t really a thing before was it I don’t remember seeing this much copper when I was mining in the past I feel like it’s a somewhat recent update what do you even use copper for anyways doesn’t seem like it has much use Telescope’s lightning rod thunder rod what do you use lightning rods for there’s lightning in Minecraft like lightning like lightning strike dye lightning This part oh I don’t like that sound oh God was that a witch I think I heard a witch It can burn your house Nani should I be making lightning rods then oh but my house is just made out of snow it shouldn’t Burn Right Your house is fine yes see I’m smart I knew about this ahead of time that’s why it’s made out of snow not because I wanted to do dirt House part two or anything nope it’s strategy Let’s put some more Forward Thinking yes I can think ahead Where is the witch I heard her You can’t climb you dumb dumb Oh need to make the tofu bigger and bigger so your Senpai is will notice yes I do have to do that I wonder if they’ll notice It isn’t like crony’s new bunkeroni supposed to be near me or something I wonder if I find it without spoilers of course well I I would assume knowing her shoes probably she probably you know did it on stream did it off stream so nobody knows If you have OptiFine oh my God that’s making me dizzy holy guacamole this cave I swear to God this cave someone needs to give this cave a limiter Come on there’s gotta be diamonds somewhere play made in Abyss you know I can’t imagine made of this having a good ending knowing how they can’t ever go back up Thank you there we go hey made the path easier to walk through thank you More lava I’m running out of food too I thought I had enough but adventurous too Too big How much more cave is there Traveled far and wide I’ve placed like at least 400 or 500 torches still not done with this Random hole there what I don’t get it it’s too big I that’s what she said I don’t get it guys I seriously don’t get what’s so what did I say that was weird wait God There’d be diamond in here not that I can break it under water but I should breathe breathe breathe Iris breathe All right how many torches 48 torches more okay when I run out of torches I’m gonna I’m gonna go to the outside world oh my God it’s 32 43. I’ve been in this cave for three hours guys but maybe not three hours but at least two hours oh this area

Yeah yeah I remember marking this let’s do this foreign Let’s retrace my steps Collision next stream no I want a pillage now See there’s Diamond over there it’s pretty darn far but there’s Diamond over there and I have a decent amount of blocks so I will make a Bridge Where was it oh it’s down there okay let me make stairs I need to go close to a wall use a water bucket oh I totally forgot about the existence of that I’m just gonna dig a hole through this oh okay too big of a hole that works Okay and then it’s supposed to be somewhere close by Thank you shoot damn it I don’t have any arrows should I go down but I won’t find my way back up easily ow Shield bucket oh yeah bucket [ __ ] it Okay where’s the diamond I swear I saw it somewhere the [ __ ] Oh here can you explode okay Can you see a bucket five times quickly bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket I don’t get it what is that supposed to sound like ow Sounds like it just sounds like bucket this sounds funny I’m assuming you’re probably trying to make me say something but no I have a very very good pronunciation Now where’s the diamond I saw it somewhere how Okay explode Come on where’s the diamond I swear I saw it somewhere did I mistaken something else as a diamond again Sword’s almost dead you have another sword where the hell was it let me go back up uh-huh Stop that okay It was all in my mind that comp that can’t be can’t be that can’t be wait wait I had to be Let me look back again yeah see okay wait I see it in the edge Was that not a diamond Seriously it came all the way here for nothing oh wait see I told you I told you called it Oh now I’m gonna die Oh God did my shield break it broke didn’t it wait I need food okay they’re stuck on mine and leave I’m out of here I don’t have a shield I’m I’m screwed without a shield there’s another one there was another one really I thought in the mob pit

Oh oh I’d love to jump in there die oh there it is die Right here I swear to God I want to murder whoever made this cave it’s too big okay Nice alrighty only two diamonds but hey that ain’t bad Uh-huh Foreign Way this way Oh look My favorite enemy I love how all the enemies Have Faces except for the slime they want the realistic route just for the slime which puddle did I come from which is my puddle this one they have faces what I don’t see them faces Or maybe this wasn’t my I don’t think this was my puddle Close enough I can’t see them or was I like hitting their backs this whole time oh it’s another one how did you spawn here this is a safe area you’re not welcome an arrow anything can have a face what I gotta I got a Google image just later wait I’ll bring my shears with me I don’t need this don’t need this don’t need this don’t really need this Everything else okay even Dirt has faces I don’t see it okay we are going back up goodbye gigantic cave it’s nice knowing you I’ll come back again probably I will come back oh it’s night time I should sleep oh that hurt That was a quick trip no no no we’re going back now now we’re going back ah Nice Nice row your boat okay what was that where where was this anyways wait hold on hold on let’s go further I need a pillage wow it’s big okay let’s oh wait wait what’s this how do I how do I get off oh there we go ah it’s just a tiny little cave meh

Ina Oh what’s this cacao cacao it’s my first time seeing Google could I grow cacao I would love to grow cacao I hope I’m pronouncing that right Oh I should have brought my bed shoot I need to see I need to see sheep soon or I can go back on my boat dinner this is wait can I go back to the cave real quick oh wait shape sheep I hope you have a friend with you

Or you can grow hair very quickly maybe okay that’s two I just need oh thank you thank God okay hey bed I just need a regular bed oh I don’t have enough wood chop chop chop anything huh oh wait where are your friends oh there you go okay

I love how sheep are always together okay I will be right back guys idle meeting Idol meeting foreign goodness foreign Foreign foreign thank you I’m back it’s not nighttime yet is it oh thank God today mark Mata said okay I’m glad I didn’t die I’m glad I didn’t die there okay so that’s why I was trying to get a bed ASAP there was an emergency item meeting you see uh whatever this is goodbye gunpowder um

I just random notice I’m running out of meat slop helmet true okay should I run sheep no no no no no I would never not today at least it’s not today what are these cacao beans oh cocoa beans oh wait what I thought they were called cacao oh speaking of cacao here’s cacao

Sorry I’m sorry I need you I need I need your food to survive I’m sorry okay I thought it was pronounced cacao I don’t need that right where’s the where was there was another cow all right I’m gonna need your meat oh hello oh God you again huh I can probably survive this

There we go holy moly that hurts more so I need the meat okay go to sleep aha there’s nowhere to save wait thank you it’s too far guys this is definitely too far Ah I don’t even know how to get back home which way was home I was up for nothing nothing I tell you nothing yes please wait this is not for you to take if it’s not free to take I’m sorry I’ll put it back please I wanna go home Mommy Holy oh it’s like a huge huge version of my of my melon farm I see I want to make another one of these but I can just imagine my brain you know my brain just dying in the middle of the process where was my house Is that a building oh is that fauna’s tree I know she’s making a huge tree dang that’s big Demon Lord’s castle I know oh yeah uh where did you guys say it was 58 103 minus 58. Minus 58 103 and uh 1300 1203 58 Uh 103 so we go this way this way no no this way Uh uh Did I build my house that far Um use your elytra I don’t have my ledger my hands I’m bare a bare bone kit right now I thought it was this way sleep first I will borrow someone’s bed anyone’s bed bed a bed oh look it’s I was so lucky oh no this is not mine um no bed no bed here excuse me Foreign You’re standing next to it huh I was Oh it was so white Okay Yay I think it was this direction foreign Minus 58 uh Need to eat oh donation food donation sorry foreign that’s just one chicken they won’t die from one chicken will they happy birthday Is this gonna be what I mean by pillaging Excuse me I’ll refill that I get back okay What the hell is that what is that so round designer’s Mansion uh Does everyone follow like some sort of pattern or something like where do we where do they get these like pattern sheets to build on Foreign they just build there’s Guides Online nobody could build something this Fancy without a guide okay where we’re here I feel like I passed by fauna’s tree when it was much smaller last time so I’m gonna I’m gonna put my bets on this way Yeah yeah I remember passing by fauna’s house Tree grew you heard the cave for years Well I did grow two of my own trees in that cave trees take years to grow all those trees you see in the backyard oh those are old probably older than you right how long does it take for a tree to be like you know oh it’s a tree sort of length Five years really only five that’s not as bad as I thought oh wait ah foreign I should just go toward fauna’s house and find out How do you get such cute llama clothes I want cute llamas they’re useless but they’re cute Thank you for your kind donation carpets Where do you get carpets and more Minecraft the only thing about Minecraft is They Don’t Really teach you how to do anything so you have to like look up guides every single time I wish it was like a tutorial for everything sheep okay wait wait I feel like I’m I feel

Like I’m getting closer I just gotta find A Snow Mountain I see a snow cap over there Uh are we going to the Tofu House yes because you know I need a I need to get my you know grab my second batch of stuff I guess including my fudge and my Fusion arm diamond spent hours and I came for nothing nothing I tell you except I guess maybe

It’s spawn safe now so I could dig into it more if I wanted to Doggy Okay since there’s a doggy here we’re getting closer we’re getting closer probably either that or this is a mountain that has nothing to do with my tofu Mountain dirt with your food oh wait I don’t have a shovel though guys I just realized I’m screwed is that my That’s My Tofu right Yes too many trees I need to cut down more trees so that my tofu is more noticeable Foreign I am poor I have nothing if we I mean I guess I have this but uh curse of Vanishing what does that mean Would it vanish if I put it on is that what it is foreign It will disappear if you die and it’s so good though just don’t die easy wait no wait I just have 15 diamond that makes me happy wait I need more iron God I need to make another pickaxe from Stone don’t I What do you mean getting an upgrade not an upgrade this is a fudging downgrade I have to find a cave the cave that is iron in it oh yeah bed There’s gotta be oh there’s food uh I don’t know what I’m gonna do with copper Fishing rod sure I need more food uh Your stuff might still be there it’s so fudge and far guys I don’t even know where that was I was going in random place I need a boat wait wait First off I need a boat You have elytra do you really want me to die using an elytra the five minute limit five minute limit doesn’t start until you actually load the chunks really we can actually save it can we okay that changes a lot wait wait wait Do you know wait wait do I have Rockets 47 Rockets will I be able to find it with 47 Rockets this elytra does not have mending on it so if I use it too much I’m screwed I’m sure I’ll wear the pants too How many times would the elytra have to be used to break oh it’s night time maybe not now Okay I know it was this direction Because all and it had it was it left click huh Oh there we go there we go oh no I’m scared um What the hell is this Other way other way not this way 765 is Keith mine is 765. see nothing whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa minus 765 okay minus 765. I’m facing this way wow that’s far are you serious I can’t I’m too high and scary oh I feel like I’m I’m flying a plane without a license or something how do I slow down guys this is so fast Foreign I feel like this is nowhere near where I’m supposed to be going How do you go Z how how Z like towards positive Z towards negative Z towards positive C right so just go this way Okay Safe flights yeah I still haven’t loaded the block I think she’s doing it yeah I’m going straight towards positive Z Foreign Because I don’t I don’t want to go too fast you know this is fast enough Oh God I don’t want to crash land please not with the elytra this is like my first time actually flying with the elytra check elytra durability Oh wait I think I see the cave I think we’re close to the cave oh God I’m gonna bump into a cave okay uh Okay my elytra is like half dead now [Applause] um we left the cave yes we did foreign Fly to the Jungle now which way was the jungle feel like it was this way 97 97 700 Fly okay okay I don’t want to fly too much though Oh oh Oh [Laughter] slide Glide Glide Glide Iris Glide whip oh okay okay I see it I see it let’s just dive [Applause] monkey shut up I was panicking okay okay okay no I don’t I don’t need this anymore right okay stop crouching I’m gonna run where the hell it was somewhere around here I see some stuff uh random stuff I feel like I’m pretty warm don’t know yeah did I die at my bed Foreign There it is My important stuff oh God thank God I found you thank God oh my diamond diamond yeah thank you uh nice I didn’t think the countdown started after loading we can go home now or I mean I kind of want to can I can I enchant my elytra I want to enchant my

Elytra before I before I you know screw things up again Make a chest Iris you guys really like chests huh okay I shouldn’t be joking right now wait Foreign Touch the bed but if the bed breaks I’m screwed [Applause] good Morning Okay just leave the bed there okay you’re right you’re right I’ll bring whatever I actually want leave whatever I don’t need Okay sleep sleep sleep it’s still not night time guys I have to wait for it to turn direct we’re almost there uh Okay wait I need a I need to enchant my elytra I don’t want to Adventure out with a half broken elytra please no the coordinates Exact coordinates Here Pretty far oh if it breaks you don’t lose it you just repair it oh really oh okay I don’t mind flying that I don’t mind flying if that’s the case put chest on but it’s okay it’s not really important stuff anyways okay Okay let’s try flying was fun the risk isn’t that bad then we’ll be fine just don’t break during fly That’s true that is very true we’ll make it somehow I can’t put my chest on huh I mean my my yeah chest plate on turn around to slow okay okay I remember going this way foreign and then we should reach snow area yes yes yes yes your house is Oh God Okay Oh yeah Gozaru okay wait which way was it again um minus towards positive X like this way right Minus 58 positive x negative Z This way Thank you Did you pillage a village yet oh no this wasn’t it wasn’t the right time to pillage a village is that the mountain no I don’t think my Mountain was that big True Minecraft experience flying is fun Still planning on doing that if I can I can use the I can use this to pillage Village oh God wait wait Slow down How Durability check yeah yeah it’s almost broken okay we’re we’re gonna walk the rest of this we’re gonna rock Walk the rest of this out okay Oh I think you have a pickaxe I probably do I think it was that mountain that was in front of me was this mountain wasn’t it foreign Shovel Mount massive it’s that massive but it is called Mount massive oh screw don’t forget leather boots there we go now I don’t have to worry about syncing now do I There Goes My Thing not this mountain nope okay maybe it’s not what are you thinking about shut up nothing much I think this is not not this mountain yeah I was wrong not this mountain but it should be a not Mountain I recognize that Lake wait wait wait wait wait that mountain then Or is there multiple are there multiple Lakes like this Advancement light is a rabbit there’s multiple mountains or maybe this one might be that one that one’s not that big I feel like it wasn’t as big as I thought it would be when I first built on top light as a Petco Aina I right one is your home Thank you Foreign Funny how whenever anyone tries to do an impression of me all they do is just say hi Richard Cyrus and they say it in a lot like the high-risk it’s Iris no they sit in the high-risk it’s Iris sort of tone which I

Do I do I do say it like that a lot of times yay it’s my home I do say it a lot of times but like I would say like 60 of the time I say like Iris it’s Iris like it’s it’s you know not as like head voicey

Ah you got that yoga I’m so happy I’m so happy not so enchant this where am I gonna get mending where uh I need I only have three emeralds is there any trading station nearby Oh I could probably just go back to the Ian server the regular Eon server I’ve never been to fauna’s Village only been to Kiara’s Okay Let’s figure out how to get back wait I’m gonna put some stuff away Curse of binding can stay actually cursive binding this is more valuable okay okay Are you still crying yes tears of joy tears of joy at the moment please understand okay let’s go toward the big world tree is it gonna is it supposed to look like a a gigantic like tree at the end when she’s done with it Ow Ow Uh oh it’s turning dark this might have been a bad idea But we’re already down here so I’m just gonna make a run for it You need some music up time flies too fast in this world there’s too many fudgeon trees Bed has been touched yes bed has been touched by I don’t want to lose my elytra so yeah oh but it’s okay we found Fonda’s house I can just sleep apnea’s place tonight I’m sure she won’t mind right there’s no no Nephilim sign on here right

May I may I put a claim that her stairs are very hard to walk on though oh there we go Is this really just a bed for her her sheep where’s her real house that’s the barn where’s a real house oh that one Oh comfy smells like flowers okay Nice nice nice and then we can just go here Plate Enjoy your stay high fun hi fauna your bed smelled nice smelled like pixel flowers yes the royal tree is huge though Chad told me that there’s like thunder thunder in this game now should just be careful of the Thunder’s striking your world tree Your neck too what do you mean my neck what is there something on my neck because fauna’s scent have some sort of effect on the neck so I don’t know I don’t know what you guys is this neck thing a new meme or something What about the neck neck widening power I don’t want it why neck no this neck isn’t isn’t wide right unless wait what sort of conversation would you have to end up talking about widening people’s necks what’s wrong with a wide neck I don’t know it’s

Makes your face look I guess a wide neck would mean your face would look smaller so technically that’s not that bad I guess a wide neck is no neck that’s if it gets too wide okay think a neck okay go back to Ian Oh my God the en server is so light oh my goodness the lighthouse it actually it actually does the thingy the the light spin thing how’d you get to that you get that to happen it spins for no reason but that’s so cool it does a thing

Oh my God I thought someone’s gonna spit on me just now um Redstone sorcery oh it’s the sorcery that I cannot understand with this brain of mine Okay that is sana’s Tower right um just go this way ow I haven’t been in the server forever I’ll just grab some melons change them for emeralds get a mending I love how cozy this place is My scuffed melon that’s uh I’ll put away some random stuff that I have got all this random stuff Soul speed I want to be speed Soul speed only works on Soul Sand boo no wonder it’s in that chest hey wait wait wait wait like unlimited melons okay Foreign Just make a ton of seeds oh we’re fine okay I’m bad at this guys Just shift click on the melon oh oh my goodness what’s this magic whoa it’s magic Can’t believe that happened what what’s that sorcery Minecraft doesn’t he can do that this is one thing I don’t like that’s that’s what keeps me from like getting like super duper duper hooked on Minecraft like it’s just they don’t teach you this stuff no Chad has to

Scream into my face that this is how to do it otherwise I don’t notice otherwise I don’t notice you guys saying stuff so I I appreciate the screaming please do scream in my face more um but yeah it’s just how how are you supposed to know this Uh anytime you don’t need to know if you don’t want to know I know I do want to know keep forgetting it’s not called a watermelon shame on Minecraft for not calling it a watermelon okay this should be enough um now let’s go to Kiara’s uh Village you can sleep I guess

There’s a bed anywhere Oh yeah Nice place to stay I love how out of season that house is now and this is nostalgic I’ll hurry up and turn night let me sleep Still tearing up oops there we go Thank you Dang I’d be so it did did gozadu just leave just because because I slept just now if that’s the case that was very quick the moment I touched the bed she logged out if she logs back in I’ll be I’ll be legitimately just amazed at how fast she

She logged out if that’s the case either that was just a coincidence ow wasn’t Kiara’s place not that far from here Stay on the snow hey there’s a village here too sadly it’s pillaged laughs oh wait I remember this Village yeah it’s one of the villages I visited very very long ago on it Evil evil Lolo oh wait nevermind his whole life backwards it’s like what’s evil oh if you put hope who knows maybe your whole life was actually a very evil organization it’s all just a camouflage oh yeah yeah Kiara’s place should be near here right yeah because I see the ferris wheel yes okay So where fada’s Farm is too I know she built an emerald Farm somewhere Remember those days when I tried to make them bed bread yeah sad it didn’t really succeed oh it actually did it succeed it did succeed but I kind of messed with the with the with the population a little too much maybe so come on let me in let me in

Spent like a good five hours trying to make them breed oh way okay Unbreaking too why is there a sign over there wait let me out oh This is the old server yes I’m trying to um enchant my thing a thing I want to get in there Come on let me in I could totally go in here oh God I love how there’s random blocks just so that you can jump through this okay there we go fauna’s Village prison I want to see even trap them in there I’ve seen villagers being prisoned but I’m just like how do you make them move into there farmers

Oh you guys are all stuck here now damn it they’re broke wait what about you restart who did someone use it already they didn’t reload they didn’t reload I guess they have been reset up who used it it’s a long time ago Okay Where are the other ones The one thing that scares me about playing Minecraft off stream is someone’s usually online hi uh uh someone is usually online And no I don’t I don’t count I don’t count the NPC ‘s always online you know at this point it’s just she’s just there but like the fact that you know people will find out that you’re playing Minecraft Like you know it’s kind of kind of embarrassing Where are the come on let me trade finally just 12 hopefully that’s enough okay mending who has The Mending spell it’s mending right or is it Unbreaking that I needed [Applause] loyalty loyalty man men didn’t get both okay Shawn Mendes Mendez has mending oh God that’s expensive Sean please your prices too expensive For Trident why do you need loyalty for Trident oh oh I’ve seen an animation where like um they throw the Trident and it comes back at them like a boomerang that’s so cool I want to try it too that is so cool I want to fight like that comes back that’s so cool

It’s like it looks so Opie have they restocked yet no fudge my melons are useless here how about you wait I want to get in there let me joined the party nope nope oh God wait I just noticed I’m stuck here now oh shoot oh shoot I don’t want to release them

Oh God if I release them I’m wait wait wait wait wait wait um it’s okay uh wait no actually it’s not okay shoot I’m stuck here now wait wait wait wait wait let’s think for a second now here we go NPC no no that’s not my fate I’m not an NPC

Don’t you dare come up here don’t you dare come she’s gonna release them now there’s a gate there’s a gate really wait let me break this there’s a gate there’s a gate wait where’s the gate I cannot recognize the gate Oh God so crowded oh no can I can I dismountain oh nice all you have to do is ride the llama ha Who knew riding the Llama would do anything beneficial for me okay There’s gotta be at least one other farmer out there that I didn’t talk to such a hard worker [Applause] let’s go now I have enough for mending but oh thank you for the sale I love you wait um I’m gaming yes imagine using that EMA Just because I was able to get out of there from with the Llama tricks oh you’re too you’re too much of a novice you Noob oh there we go oh did I run out of not lemons melons I think that wasn’t enough melons wait oh God I don’t have enough melons huh

Nice okay Hopefully this is enough for both mending and I’m breaking Mendez Buzz Lightyear silky boy Sean plus I don’t Sean where are you Sean are you sleeping don’t you dare sleep wait wait why are you guys sleeping wait I need to sleep too [Applause] nice okay Sean everyone’s awake Sean where are you ah I love how they can’t get out of this area Oh his name is Melora reap tide respiration Riptide what’s your name no you’re just thorny no for you Looting me Lord oh I get it it’s the Lord Come on where the hell’s Sean Laughs did Sean just disappear or am I from this silky boy no no oh I love Infinity though but no no wait there you are No no no no no no huh oh I need a book wait how much does a bookshelf cost holy shoot the bookshelf is expensive I don’t like the fact that this bookshelf is so expensive just a book oh Just a book Iris wait make a book buy the book where’s the book this no no who’s selling book someone’s got to be selling a book shelf is expensive I don’t need four books I only need one they don’t sell books fine okay we’ll buy a stupid bookshelf nobody has it on sale Nobody has it on sale do they you sugar cane I don’t think there’s sugarcane anywhere nearby [Applause] Make books with feather and paper ask her it I’m buying it Secret let’s buy it break it Only three books great okay Sean I’m ready Uh where he went where’d he go took me forever to find him thank you Oh there you are okay [Applause] I got ripped off I know wait And then is there anyone that’s selling on breaking I don’t think so right do I just have to like enchant books until I get an Unbreaking book I guess so yeah I do like enchanting tables they’re fun if I have the lapis with me but I’m gonna need more experience points though that’s a thing wanna finish visit fall in his village does anyone know where it is Near PPP oh where was PVP again I haven’t gone to PPP in ages Out of the way Kitty out of the way okay Laughs the cat used to be like on the that’s it uh where was the railway Is it that it’s been so long I don’t remember anymore Oh there’s already four guys I’ve been playing this for five hours Once I Uh was it line a Oh God it’s so heavy it was line a okay holy moly what’s with all these just groaning It’s stuck uh back this way right I ran out of tea okay I also brought press w why was there always a hole over there zoom’s harder I don’t feel the speed changing I’ve just speed it up I don’t think I think you guys are lying to me I huh I fell for you fudgers wait That’s dead you see I don’t have enough speed anymore I’m glad I didn’t really like GTA oh I remember that I still like press press F to the land or something and instead I fell off remember that yeah it’s the lighting I still don’t really get like 100 what

The definition of gaslighting is except me tricking people is that what it is like fooling people is that the definition of Gaslight at least they only fell for it once true and as for this trick I mean it was it’s not that bad because you know at least the card didn’t completely go

All the way to the other side holy moly this is a long rail convincing someone something that isn’t so like lying I guess I feel like it’s more complicated than just that again I am being very patient right now I was this close to getting my sword out hi hi Put a white fox in there I did it always look like this ale Order Did I take the wrong cart no that can’t be I didn’t take the wrong card did I Oh this way okay thank God look up that was confusing too many chickens here who put the chickens there oh natsukashine oh God kind of want your Trident though is it possible to get a trident if I kill him I could try God I wish I had my bow and arrow with me

Low drop rate let’s try Out thank you he didn’t drop but did he no I don’t think so oh great I ran out of food was worth a shot yeah definitely I’ll take a carrot I can’t eat it raw oh yes I can okay uh what did I come here for again is it for EXP Ana’s Farm oh yeah I think it was more more enemies showed up when you did this oh my God okay fauna’s Farm which way Which Way chat lead it away we can sleep first though okay south of PPP South South South this way towards the cake

I remember there was a lot of horses here saddle oh no I put the saddle away at least I got a copper ingot To the left to the left oh hey it’s not as far as I thought it’d be I mean it is far but I mean it’s pretty close to Amy’s PPP Nice nice foreign now where do I get the emeralds apparently that you can also get emeralds from here right now oh I didn’t bring I only brought nine emeralds the basement basement where’s the basement They’re all locked up oh no Let me try it go inside Is this what you guys mean by basement yeah they’re they’re very locked up in there they’re so expensive holy moly oh God it’s so expensive guys what am I supposed to do about that go to farm first okay where’s the farm I thought this was the uh space was it a space right

You go to FFF did fauna actually name it FFF because it’s made by her oh oh it stands for something much more say so than I thought it actually stood for okay okay it’s in the middle of the ocean I don’t know I was thinking maybe what’s this what the hell is this

Uh oh wait wait I can’t get out of this iron farm how does that work I don’t get it huh do I kill it or am I I’m assuming I shouldn’t kill it yeah don’t break it okay um how do I get out of here like this okay Villagers Panic spawns Iron Golem not to hold on it oh literally these these uh villagers are trembling in fear 24 7. so they can spawn Golems that’s so sad and the Golems can’t even save them that’s very sad um Do I need a boat do I need a boat It’s in the sea there’s no I need to cut a tree They deserve it evil villagers I see Or if fauna just spun up a story that made them evil that’s probably the more likely one okay I can’t fly because my Elijah’s about to break I’m gonna crash land and die and lose everything and I know you guys want to see that but I don’t want to see that so

Not after five hours of streaming Minecraft Foreign okay Hey does it have mending I still have an enchanted yeah I’ll have the book I got the book but that’s it okay boat time tell me which way to go chat oh yeah I remember seeing that a long time ago is it that oh it’s definitely that isn’t it wow Oh shoot I’m so sorry that that was that was scary as [ __ ] I jumped oh God okay huh why am I why am I dying why is fauna’s place like in the middle of an area that does that okay I didn’t think I’d screamed so hard in

Minecraft again okay it’s not even my first time being jump scared by that go up to scaffolding Scream again I missed it too bad watch the Vlad watch the VOD I don’t scream that hard even in horror games that often yeah I need exp anyways guys foreign Dolphins what Um huh I’m stuck Open it a kid and I whoa sounds so that’s why it’s called the funny fish farm not holding it uh that’s a door I’m trying to open it it won’t it won’t budge trapdoor right click I am right clicking on crouched first oh there we go oh there we go okay

That’s why one of them scared me how does this work funny fish falcian oh am I supposed to kill the fish with this Now kill Ed you know I thought fauna was I thought fauna could never hurt a fish like this I underestimated her um I killed him from here no no here

They’re evil too true From Below hmm do I go back up and hit you look up whoa I’m that hurts me too but wow what happened like that what happened got 15 love oh wow not a hold on it okay let’s put mending on this thing um

Oh yeah I had Unbreaking I hadn’t breaking I didn’t have to work I could just I could just uh anvilite what should I name it name the elytra yeah wait I’m thinking flapras uh oh my God the fish asmrs it’s it’s destroying my brain right now um

Lightris is very uh normal I would say like like this right that’d be that’d be normal I should probably go with the the usual wrist at the end Iris so high sounds wrong it’s slight risk Flight Risk oh like I like this this I like I like Flight Risk Flight Risk nice that is perfect okay And then uh you can put I’m breaking on it too right oh I have why do I have so much room breaking when did I get this did I oh I made it myself never mind there we go and to mend it I’m assuming I just destroy these fish how’s my elytra doing

Is it fully healed or something I can’t tell dang it’s fully mended already I wouldn’t mind this since I’m here I’m just gonna you know chill for a bit to get exp yes yes come here I didn’t know these fish came from the end I thought they came from somewhere else

I’ve never seen these in the end I love how it hurts myself too when I do this they don’t they come from the open oh ocean temples so many of them oh my God my ears foreign how am I supposed to get Emma oh wow prismarine crystals Galore holy

Got other stuff to mend I don’t have mending on other stuff I have this I don’t know I think that’s fully mended I was so lucky is this not Iris so lucky oh wait this is Iris so lucky I could almost mend it if you can’t see a health bar that means

It’s full not holding it oh wait I need a I need a men’s silk touch I are so silky all right so silky They come in they come very quickly totem of undying take to make something like this man no more fishies oh there we go Try saying Iris so filthy again why I are so silky I didn’t know they made such cute noises oh I was so silky is still not fully mended though crony once asked I remember that why do you say it like that oh no I’m dying

If I don’t be careful I die from this there we go I’m coming man oh wait no that’s fauna’s sword um I guess I could take some of these they’re infinite right what do I not need wait wait emeralds gunpowder I kind of want gun powder chest plate this does not have mending no mending on Eris Max needs mending though whoa sounds like a crowd wow that’s full that was quick foreign

Leather boots is almost destroyed by the way true rib shoes it’s okay you can always make more Wear it oh wait I have to give back plenty fish wait um I have a lot of I have a lot of books I could but I don’t have lapis could try to get a mending Honestly I think I I think my business is done here thank you There’s an eee too so noisy I know we’re done we’re done okay get down let me down I could just fall the sword oh oops the sword forgot oh nickel away no I didn’t mean to Overturn at ASAP don’t arrest me you can fly now though true does feather falling keep me from Crash Landing or is that a different story like Crash Landing with wait it lowers damage oh okay okay now where’s EE South South South South this way e doesn’t work at the moment okay assuming the E is for Emerald broken okay he is extremely dangerous gotcha Actually I don’t even need this boat do I thank you okay where was oh this way fly home ooh Let’s fly home I believe I believe there we go I believe what’s that oh that’s fauna’s Village okay wait there is Max yes I’m wearing aerosmax wait am I going the right way do you know the direction nope nope I am just hoping just keep going straight okay To the right around here oh this is probably faster than the railway right 190. minus 120. more right what’s that ow is this a okay let’s go I didn’t expect a pillage over here oh the villagers look different a village to pillage let’s go wait wait wait where where where’s the pilot where’s

Where’s where’s the stuff that I can pillage wait this Village looks like someone messed it with it though take the Bell I’ll take the Bell yes Sure sure Better than nothing take the bed hey No no no no no no no it’s okay There’s gotta be more you know I’ll take the bed though you know what yeah I’ll take the bed Pillaged bread I want to pillage something a little bit more valuable or is this a poor Village it’s like please spare us we have nothing what is this Uh sure why not poor starving Village dude only has four eggs Flint let’s go wait Is that it can you take it anywhere I mean that was my goal my goal is to not interested in talking to me now wait wait wait no I gotta I gotta act nice first wait I’ll take the Bell though that looks pretty nice Pickaxe true nice five hours just to last furnace they do know how to make stuff wait none of them have jobs how do you even give them jobs huh they’re wearing weird they’re wearing interesting clothes too they don’t look like regular villagers come on there’s got to be a little bit

More is that it five hour prepped empty bully poor people I’m I’m sorry I thought they’d be a little bit more richer I wouldn’t spend five hours otherwise come on there’s gotta be another is that it is that really it wait no no no no no that can’t just be it see

There’s so many of them there’s got to be more houses wait no here wait let me let me fly for a second oh wait no no don’t go too far okay they have a garden up here foreign s are much more valuable than what they have hey everyone has different

Standards okay to them this must be a treasure and stealing that is all that matters as long as they think it’s valuable it’s pillaging okay ow I would like to oops I would like to sleep in one of their houses I know there was one bed that I didn’t steal yet

A good pillow Drew’s mindset yep for a second you thought I was gonna see something touching right yeah I can’t even afford golden protectors Haven’t touched the lower Flora of this house did I no no no I did I took their bed should take their upper bed too but I’ll keep I’ll let them keep a bed they need to breed so you know they really have nothing huh come on come on I spent five hours for

This are there richer Villages out there or is this like the norm you got the bread oh that’s right I do have the bed and the bread where are them villagers so that’s why they were keeping bread that’s why to increase their population and my stomach is growling so loud I’m sorry if

You heard that they’re not hungry though Take the bread leave the bed where’s the rest of them put torch to stamp the house there’s already torches are you talking about like on top of the house swimming on top of the house okay wait Ah villagers in the way There we go oh wait I can’t Glide I thought I could Glide I had to double jump never mind dumb let’s not kill or burn please you can burn I didn’t know you could burn what ah sorry I’m a I’ll eat the bread I pillaged okay wait Bernie is part of a good pillage you guys are giving in the pillage 101 yeah pillaging 101 lesson wait oh Winkle true okay I’m not a good Pillager guys Let’s uh use one more of these Ow um Oh one of them is a farmer Ah 22 carrots really Hey only one one of them has a job guys everyone else are I guess just eating for free I can’t wait ah Okay there we go Alrighty Let’s uh I guess take whatever that farmer was growing Flint how would I oh like wait wait wait this oh no like flint and steel I don’t have steel guys with iron oh wait that’s the climax wait foreign Okay this this Village is so unorganized holy okay None of them are fully grown that’s great okay like this like this Hey hey like this hey it’s not spreading enough ultimate fire ow here we go hey this is how it’s supposed to go yay it’s spreading spreading spreading play hey hey yay why is it not spreading am I supposed to am I supposed to hey do more maybe maybe it’s not enough Lee wait

Wait I I let’s go wait it’s coming off too quickly wait no am I doing it wrong ah it’s raining oh that makes so much sense ow that makes so much sense oh God the weather is stopping me come on come on let me have my foot I took five

Hours to do this this Village had nothing valuable guys damn it are they just too lucky this Village is just too lucky to tisk maybe the rain was a message a message to not pillage damn it all I did was get get a day’s

Worth of food and and a bell and a bed it’s the will damn it damn it come on why not oh wait a part of it is working this one’s this part’s on fire oh this tree’s on fire wow Cece thank God for the rain okay oh this is raw okay I guess

Well we pillaged we pillaged The Village I hope that was all the houses I hope I didn’t miss a house I’d suck if I missed a very valuable house somewhere title drop sleep the rain away you guys really want me to burn the whole village down you guys are pure evil

You guys think I’m evil but you guys are the ones that are trying to attempt for me to do it you could sleep you guys are calling me the evil one huh damn it the rain’s not stopping guys oh there’s a rainbow oh it’s the first time seeing a rainbow

In Minecraft that’s pretty Yay Taste the rainbow do you know there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow I used to think that as a kid so whenever I saw a rainbow I would parent tell my parents to drive toward the rainbow so that we can be rich they didn’t they didn’t though they

Wouldn’t they wouldn’t drive toward there okay cancel so let’s do this ow hey I wonder how much it would spread for just one comments burning hey Hey ow hey oh this building’s on fire hey I’m the light of the party I love how the music doesn’t really match with what I’m trying to do oh ow ow ow ow ow ow ow am I gonna die I’m not gonna die right oh shoot maybe I’m gonna I might die oh oh thank God

You don’t have food yeah I don’t I need to cook something foreign I’ll leave the bed here and touch it just in case cook some food true fire place fire wood uh no fireplace crafting table oh uh furnace there’s one right there right where fireplace and house oh this one that looks like it would burn a tree but it doesn’t for some reason right okay

Noise I love this the sound sounds like meat is cooking evil oh my God that reminds me I want to watch Vinland Saga I watched all of season one and then I read a lot of the manga I know they’re doing season two right now just like really

It’s been so long since season one I’m surprised they’re doing it now I watched until that that one until that one dude died I was really sad about that honestly I didn’t think he would die hmm no spoilers I won’t mention who o I’ll cook the chicken too might as well

Season two is Harvest Moon really that mellow is it wait season two I forgot I forgot how it goes I haven’t watched Finland in like a long time I don’t remember was it that peaceful farm season what the that’s supposed to be about pillaging like what I’m doing right now

Season two is not violent at all is that why someone called him midline Sega do you guys really want violence that much well you guys are pretty violent not gonna lie okay whoa I’ll spare one house they were lucky It’s just uh I’ll put Oh this is the one with the the oh okay I already put stuff on the roof okay nice nice nice stealing torches yeah that’s the best I can do steel torches I’m surprised they haven’t been killed by spawned enemies yet okay let’s go home what what where’s home Yeah where are they where’d the villagers go I stopped seeing them the farmer’s still working right oh do they disappear because I I burned their houses ow where’d the farmer go Are they inside the houses oh no I didn’t mean to kill them pretty sure they ran ghost village now they might be inside I didn’t hear them though I didn’t hear them let’s check wait it’s a dead village now that was quick it even burned the whole thing

They long gone when they disappear that was quick we could not hear their screams no I couldn’t still one bed here Well who else there was no villagers it was just an illusion While You Were Sleeping oh wow she’s sleeping they ran away gotcha okay which way which way guys where where was the my job is done I pillaged a village a very poor Village fly north north north north north north north She said the thing mission accomplished yes not clickbait yeah I just took five out six hours roll credits It was fun though true Save The Best For Last I don’t know if that was the best part of my adventure but hey it was something I wonder if I could find another Village to pillage since I’m flying and I don’t know where the hell I’m going might as well I didn’t know bees fly this high I only have 11 Rockets guys oh no oh no I need to get to my destination before before I’m doomed wait wait wait wait Delicious Let’s uh let’s go toward that keep going east east uh East oh nice nice nice nice okay that’s not that bad oh thank God I was close ow What an adventure I didn’t mean to take a screenshot my shoulders are cramped okay wait nicer that was a peaceful pillage Holy moly foreign Awards right Is it done how long does it take to make something like this skit just want it that’s not it or I mean oh it’s not done yet that’s what you mean yeah four Indian streams long I can imagine oh I remember this area this is where I was trying to um

Make the turtles Turtles breed I remember that Hodge Awards is even bigger what oh no shoot climbed that for nothing you know what can always fly you can fly you can fly you can fly oh I remember this well let’s dig oh wow this was back when Sana was still It was still here but not guess this hasn’t this isn’t something that new then Wait um Nikes where’s hachem Awards what’s that I only have seven more left should use it wisely uh does anyone know what that is Chama word should be North I didn’t mean to use two corica Big Church Holy the map can’t even load it properly oh This architecture once you get all that wood she must have burnt a lot of villages and forests rip forests but holy oh my God this door it’s like a chocolate butt oh would I die in here oh no no they’re stuck in they’re stuck in boats no we’re fine Oh um Dementors oh that makes so much sense oh okay they’re all stuck in boats they can’t kill me you just walk in oh oh I didn’t notice that was the door oh this is like the Sorting Hat place this is the cafeteria the choice of Art questionable but oh my goodness and

There’s like interesting food they’re feeding coal to people Foreign How do you read this as in help with building it is going on It’s like a you have to be introduced to be able to join the Academy I see the ceiling is those holy moly huge please put the Flint away true true shut up Even the outside is like ridiculously big Yeah yeah How can she make these I know it’s insane thank you no a lighter used to Nani how what’s this out Oh axolot a pool any blue ones nope blue is too rare Ah this is base man I wanted to make an axolotl aquarium too that’s why I grabbed a few remember from a long stream a stream ago long stream ago wait let’s go home Not the odds why does it say Oz on Dennis then it says building let’s go home sweet oh what did it Windham the back why did that look like that it looks like Splatoon out oh yeah the gift oh now my chat died wait okay let’s get that’s a big gift And whatever the hell this this mess is what am I supposed to do with the totem again what does the totem do totem of undying is it just like an extra life or something It saves your items ooh but you have to hold it right what are the chances you’re holding it when you die nice I gotta get these decorations out of the way foreign Good to hold when building high up oh that makes sense I love how my house is Dusty alrighty I’m gonna call it a day around here since we pillaged a village and we went through a lot actually today it was alive much more than I thought I would go through today

Successful yay I need a pillage a better Village though next time okay I’ll let you know next time Hmm that was long six hours Minecraft really eats up a lot of time holy moly okay Cave I think I spent the most time on that cave though alrighty reading super chats wait don’t forget to chill a bit thank you for reminding me chill thank you for reminding me to chill virus Completely thank you very much to the red super chat link the adventure of pillaging a village Watcher step it’s a Minecrafting Village Foreign Village um over Easter thank you Ella thank you I need to do a PCR test tomorrow and I’m worried about the test results oh no can you wish me luck I wish you the greatest luck PCR tests the ones that you do at home

I remember the first time when I did it in I got you know covid I wasn’t happy about it but seeing that line actually show up was actually I had fun with the test I would say I felt like wow covid actually does you do get covered

Everyone got covered and I’m just like I I don’t have covet I’m fine but then I got covered I’m like oh it’s a real yeah of course I knew it was real but it it feels more real when you actually get it yeah I remember the LA the second line being so like

So ever so faint and what at first I was like oh it’s so faint it must be it must be an iffy sort of situation and I called my sister and she’s like yeah even a faint line is is enough to say that you got covered pretty much

And I really understood that because the second time I took that test when I got sick you know how I got sick right after that and I was worried that it might be it might be covet again so I took the test again and there was not the second

Line didn’t show up at all so I’m like oh so I I noticed the difference right away but depend between a positive and a negative test yeah and when I showed my sister the results of my first one she said yeah that’s definitely positive no questions asked positive But yeah I hope I hope you don’t have kovid kovitz sucks please I at least you know even but even getting a cold this really sucks I hope you feel better soon um thank you nice use of emotes Bishop thank you robberists robbers didn’t really steal much because there wasn’t much to steal

Sadly customers support Johnson thank you jam let me thank you I ordered your birthday merch I don’t usually buy Footwear online because nothing ever fits me right but as the one who proudly suggested the blooming Gloom name I simply had to get them thank you

Thank you I’m glad you I’m glad you like him yes the god the the uh the naming Godfather thank you um Rick silente thank you very much for the uh red super chatting Swiggity Swooty pillar dress wiggity Swooty Swiggity Swooty I never thought I’d see such a phrase Coming For That Booty

It sounds like I’m coming for some for a butt or something um happy daylight savings time from this side of the world I’m sorry Iris but because of the Ford hour skip your streams I won’t I won’t be I won’t be affected really a hug that’s great to hear

It’s a booty actually yeah it’s supposed to be a butt right I thought like you could also like say treasure you could also call treasure a booty I’m not so sure it’s a meme oh Angeline thank you sleep deprived Angeline here very happy to announce that my team plays 2740 out of 45

000 teams oh that’s actually a really good score you’re in the top five percent congratulations made into the top 10 bracket spend the rest of the weekend carrying other guild members though hey it’s nice to be dependent on in MMORPGs I was never able to be one of those but whenever I wanted

In a rare mood I was able to you know help someone out I just feel so Superior Chico I need help grinding this and be like hey I’ll help I have time so thank you so much and I’m just like yes he has bowed down to me I love caring when I can

Rarely happens um Jim let me thank you again Why not build a giant white Halos like yours floating above it ooh I would be able to make a a simple Circle actually sounds cool I might do that I’m gonna need some white gold for that though um number 75 thank you it’s been busy for me recently so I’ve

Been on that Vlog gang but I’m glad to catch a stream live I’m sure things will be busy leading up to it yes Fest is coming up soon thank you Mark rothko thank you if you look up tonight you you can actually see Saturn wait isn’t Saturn like super far stared the Moon

And be reminded of Lucio no oh no what was that song called again I really want to go to your house tonight or something You can see easily with a telescope what if you don’t have a telescope Then lose interest and make up an excuse to ditch her why Lucy laughs it reminds me of how like people are like oh my God the eclipse the clips and I was like uh sure I’ll take a look at it I kind of gave up halfway uh Master wall thank you

It’s too far away my eyes are not the best So I just see like this tiny dot I’m like it’s not like I have a a thousand dollar telescope in my hand or something you know whenever I do take the time to try find it and look at like for like a good 10 minutes and I see the dot and I’m just

Like man why did I waste 10 minutes doing that Google’s free true it’s called an iPhone no no even the iPhone when you try to take a picture of it it looks even worse looks better in person still Master well thank you Eric balthaz I think you Chachi thank you no John Noble

Thank you no blocks oh yeah that’s how people are making songs and stuff right you made songs with no blocks of redstone yeah I noticed that when I like on thank you I’m getting a corgi puppy and want to name him professor snugglesworth oh corgis are so cute uh

Friends are making me have second thoughts I need some Iris Sage advice is it a good name Professor smugglesworth it’s a long name so whenever you want to call your gorgi you’d be like come here professor snugglesworth and and I think in the end you’re just gonna call him professor

Because smuggle’s worth is snuggles worth is is long and a little hard to say It’s a whole breath to say the name so I would say if you want to name them that you can name them that but you’re in you’re going to end up just calling him professor or snug in a week yeah you’ll just call him snug in a week and then your dog’s

Not gonna recognize its full name I would call it Professor though if I would have to choose between snug and profess prop Pro Professor you know which other name if we’re going to shorten it calling your your Corgi Professor just sounds so out of place and funny and cute

It sounds like it’d be like a smart dog or something That’s cute though it’s nice to have an addition to the family with a cute puppy it’s adorable thank you I really love every time you say I hate you or fudge you it’s an orgasm really foreign you must be an M some part of my brain

Seems to be activated can I can you say I hate you to me wow wow wow come on you’re You’re So Gone Oh no you’re So Gone what you’ve gone places huh I hate you to me that’s do you want do you want the angry face too you know since you asked for it I know I actually made it of course okay Say it like you mean it like I mean it did you did you get my feelings Thank you response hey just just because there was a beep sound doesn’t mean I said a bad word or anything okay I can’t believe you said that yeah I said it um I can’t see even if you ask me I can’t say I hate you it’s hot no I can’t I just can’t

It’s an impossible task I’m sorry Ah you just did no I didn’t I just pressed the button Grandma died thank you and thank you for the Waterbury super chats uh Bishop thank you Eric photos I thank you very much for the chat Zen lost fund sag yes it’s okay I got it back um Superman thank you you may have Zen lost but look at the bright side at

Least we got four hours of noises to add to the soundboard is there anything that was soundboard worthy um Grumble duck thank you started off wanting the Pillager Village but you were first Brave the cave ended in pain in the rain Sorry boss for the

Zen loss on a happier note hold if this is less a week yay you know even if I did lose everything though well it wasn’t like a a huge load you know I didn’t lose my light or anything Irish wrist watch thank you it’s not pillaging it’s taking under

Your protection of that so that it cannot be stolen true gotta put a lock on it silver wouldn’t think yep what play material do you use in your keyboards um good question um this one the one I’m typing on right now fr4 plate I quite like fr4 it looks cool and you know

It’s not like super stiff but I have one keyboard that’s a PC plate I think polycarbonate property carbonate plate um and the other two actually no I have two keyboards set earn PC plate two in fr4 plate because they’re both they’re both um the MyLink 65s and I’m

Waiting on a third one that’s gonna be I think what was it not polycarb uh wait wait I saw knit I I chose a different material for that Carbon fiber yeah yeah carbon fiber Oh rose gold isn’t that rose gold accent is unavailable now thank God I ordered one so I asked them to build it with the other accent instead silver mirror accent but I do have a rose gold accent too if I ever want to switch it up

Did they get rid of oh lavender’s still around nice carbon fiber sounds like fr4 yeah I thought it’d sound maybe a little bit different Did you know that fauna wants your keyboard laughs I’m happy to hear that people Envy my keyboard qk 80 is now on sale I’m not really interested in the 80. it looks nice but the 80s 80 or tkls are big I appreciate when other appreciate people appreciate my thought yes Captain Thunderbolt thank you Grumble duck thank you auntie7 thank you yes I know I mean I mean likes the sound of my keyboard yes she does tell me it’s funny how Yeah my two link 65s have very similar configurations but they

Sound slightly different it makes no sense they’re supposed to be the same keyboard they’re both fr4 plates what I guess the switches are different but that’s about it foreign I kind of want to try Alice but I feel I heard from Reina that Alice is not like it’s not very conventional unless

You spend a whole month keeping yourself stuck on an ALICE format and forcing yourself to get used to it sounds so premium it is semi-premium I would say Because I type the y key with my left hand so I think I’d have a hard time adapting to Alice yes I can fly properly now let’s go quiet thank you sure thank you zeffy thank you you blessed with a juicy melon farm hope to see a green tofu Farm someday

I don’t think there’s tofu in Minecraft or art oh wait you mean the slime farm this is not really hard to make like how do you even find slime slime is so rare have you tried a 40 no but I wouldn’t mind trying a 40. we have to find one like that’s not

Super far away from where you are hot thank you thank you are not families thank you did someone say Mendes sure did Mendes these nuts oh no Reese is rubbing on me um Klutz thank you thank you for the stream I got to get up

Early so I will watch the rest in VOD tomorrow until then virus virus thank you for coming and good luck with whatever you’re up to uh mogu thank you we’re talking around thank you thank you look at that rainbow wolf time for more fires yeah you know we gotta make it brighter

Rookie thank you very much for the pink Super Chat it was a fun stream Iris glad you’re able to recover your stuff and finally pillage your village I need to sleep down good luck with the rest of the stream thank you cute anime girls are the best thank you

Green tea thank you learning the coordinates and flying with your elytra yay I will just watch the first part later sorry inspired to create your Masterpiece in Minecraft Well my what Masterpiece are you us are you telling me I’m supposed to be making huh I didn’t really learn the coordinates though you guys just told me which way to go she said thank you again um Taco thank you thought we were supposed to be on horror

Break tomorrow so us breaks I was surprised by the Minecraft stream yes Minecraft isn’t I remember thinking that was a horror game in the beginning with how underwhelming the pillage was the villaging really was the friend friends we made along the way underwhelming and the seventh thing in pillaging bread

Eggs bits and Bell how evil Lolo spell whole life backwards you get evil evil Lolo um nope thank you very much for the pink Super Chat nice work today French team thank you right now I can’t thank you again to to be a good Pillager it’s all about the

Mentality of true Pillager doesn’t steal treasure a true villager steals dreams no I mean they did leave their their Village which means they probably left behind their dreams that I put in my pocket You if reading evil Lola was fantastic I forgot that there was a whole life sign okay Uh no thank you thank you very much for the pink super chat again free streaming thank you Minecraft streams are always chill except for the pillaging at arson actually the pillaging was very chill I feel like the pillaging was like the most chill part of the street

That’s excellent thank you very much to the red super chat again I think for the record I say Sad real life you know what else now fudge and shiitake even better caught my co-workers saying the same thing virus is contagious let’s go let’s go say no to swearing say yes to

Replacements for swear words anyway you came for the booty gotta got a woman cave to woman cave two not bad um lesson for saving that zenless never give up hope yep never give up hope that’s true when you guys that that was thanks to you guys though because I

Thought I lost all my stuff but you guys said oh you have and I believed in you imagine thank you less than a week until fourth best let’s go how are you feeling a little nervous I actually know very nervous like I’m trying to kind of forget that it’s gonna happen right now and then I’m gonna start sweating like a like a beep um the night before yeah and jumping you thank you happy belated birthday I thank you very

Much as I was busy last week I will be on a trip next week by the way your tofu is always noticeable I mean the snow house you built thank you very much for for complimenting my snow house hahaha I know it’s obviously the snow house you’re talking about right I know speaking of other tofu you know um I am selling tofu question mark mouse mouse pad right now yeah the house insert chill here um okay William and G thank you I heard the cherry blossom season is coming soon he plans to take a look actually

Um you know I said I I hung out with um you know Nami yesterday right yeah um we actually went to go see cherry blossoms because I think I think uh I think I forgot if it was either on it on me but like they saw that like some people started seeing

Cherry blossoms so we did go to see cherry blossoms and we ended up having more fun I think looking at other flowers because there was like a lot of cherry blossom trees but I think it was a little too early so we only saw like two small cherry blossom trees blooming

But it’s funny though because only those two trees were blooming and the rest was like not even not even close I think we still needs another week for it to bloom more so I’m just like man that cherry blossom tree early bloomer Just two but it was funny because there was like a shiitake ton of people around just those two trees just those two trees you see like all these all these like tourists and people just like taking selfies behind the the tree probably because they don’t have

They don’t have another week in Japan or something so yeah peak season is like at least another week later I I feel like maybe two more weeks depending on the weather yeah the cherry blossom trees in DC are supposed to be um the exact same trees like Japan gave it to

America is a sign of like friendship or something yeah remember we were talking about that I was like Hey listen uh doesn’t the states also have cherry blossom trees somewhere and then we went into like a whole history lesson Arc what is that I think some and then one of us was

Saying something like wasn’t it maybe like I don’t know like 50 years ago I’m like no it has to be older than that we looked up when it happened I think it was like 19 1912. I thought it was after I thought it was after WW2 but never mind I think it was it was definitely before that so I think it was like even before WWE won Yeah so it’s been over a hundred years so those trees probably 100 years old foreign Cherry blossoms are pretty it’s sad that they didn’t spread them further than that though I guess maybe because the weather has to be similar yeah we ended up talking about like history lessons for like the next hour or so Googling with our phones me being like I

Don’t know how to read a map haha yeah I’m saying yeah I saw that clip of you not being able to not knowing where Australia was let’s go um real Kenji thank you eson tan thank you Montana plays Cafe a second time this time there were five songs sung by you ooh

I hope you had fun I I heard it’s really really crowded I don’t know maybe I heard the first couple days was really crowded pillaging was not the grandest but the adventure was very funny I’m glad you enjoyed the adventure that’s what matters uh when life gives you melons exchange and for emeralds

Smart quote um thank you Jim Henry thank you glad we finally got a pillage of Village five hours in the poor guys but why stop at pillaging you could turn every small village into a Hope Town the burning is fun though burning is a lot of fun I had a lot of

Fun except half halfway through the burning it was just underwhelming because the rain stupid rain until you guys were like go to sleep through the rain that Village would have been saved it would have been saved if you guys just you know zipped your mouth and not told me to go to sleep

Yeah so it’s actually it’s technically your fault not mine Let’s shark thank you Wallet thank you too many things were soundboard worthy today oh I kind of went wild and clipped 100 audio clips today plus 100 let’s go I updated yesterday with lots of sounds they saw I was like now like 2669 or something I’m really happy like yeah it’s fun

Really Humber thank you very much to the pink Super Chat thanks for the great stream iris is really different to see you live in the same time zone and Japan is really incredible oh you’re in Japan I can understand why you live here it’s fun you don’t really get bored here

Because there’s so much stuff I love the heated toilet oh you’re staying in a nice place that has heated toilets yeah really think about moving here it is a great place try to try the um the bidet it’s amazing I love the bidet oh not

That I ever use the bidet or anything I mean I love the concept of the bidet I love the idea of the potato not that I need it because you know I’m an idol but but it’s great not left hand man thank you nodation for Nephilim thank you very much for the

Nodation evil Lola chat really saved you from the near and zenlas yes you guys are my Lifesavers Cody props thank you Cameron thank you very much I leave your streams running muted when an office and from the brief glimpses I could take until today was a funny a fun

Time pressing f for getting called noob yeah I mean honestly I think she’d died just as often as I did if she was in the same situation as I um pillage the village conquered the caves and prevented a Zen lost proud of you also a random question have you given

Any more thought to reading berserk yes I need I started reading this other manga this vampire I think vanitas no carte I started reading vanitas no carte and once I get more time I wanna I wanna read berserk too Started reading Benito sincorte because um it’s written by the same author as uh what should we call it uh that dude same person that wrote I forgot the name of that series aren’t they like I know yeah bird circus sadly unfinished but isn’t someone gonna finish it for for the author

Like I thought they were gonna have someone someone do it like they know how it’s supposed to end so they’ll wrap it up for him oh yeah same dude that um wrote Pandora Hearts the author’s friend is finishing it yeah Pandora’s Hearts I really liked Pandora’s Hearts had a bittersweet

Ending but I liked it it’s one of those nostalgic watches that I did back in the day when it was actually airing man it’s 2009 that’s old but so the art really reminds me of Pandora heart’s same person um He’s on 10 thank you your house is built on a big mountain so maybe we can call it the mountain Iris big mountain Foreign Thanks to the fun stream yes thank you Dougie thank you we got blooming glove head Pat me modes even a questionable gripe grip him out on us Yoshi and everyone loves tofu but what happened to meatballs I don’t know me for China is an emo

Would and we don’t have tofu emo guys we don’t have a tofimo I don’t think I’ll be making one at least not now but Hey I mean Paul Chan is not left alone and if we had meatball Chan in the as an emo it would look it would look questionable I think not enough slots too yeah I would have to sacrifice something Maybe not maybe not anytime soon I might I might switch things up eventually but

Yeah I just updated so Noir thank you pillaged a poor Village stomped on their crops criticized their Village Leah and burned it to the ground you make me sound like a devil I’m so proud of my ocean today thank you um Falcon mixtures thank you looking forward to White daycare again

Do you read all the comments to see the poll results are we keeping the flower badges or switching to gyrus I am having a dilemma with that right now actually give me a few more days to think I am I am in a pickle right now because the poles say

The pulse say you know change it but then I say 95 of the comments 95 of the comments say they want to keep the flower badges and I’m like in the comments are you know like you know you guys comment a lot on on streams and stuff and I’m just like huh

Is there a way to like mix both that’s that’s what I’m thinking too like I guess Past after two years I think a lot of people are else excited about becoming hope after two years I’m trying to think of like a compromise I originally thought the you know the

Guy was dressing up as Iris was a compromise but I’m thinking maybe Past after two years it’s sad that you can’t really have more specific steps after the one year after one year it’s only yearly right what’s my next badge your next badge is gonna look totally different from the flowers

Put the flower on gyrus’s hat the only thing is those stamped um the badges are tiny in chat they’re not that big so if you try to put a flower in the badge on the hat it’s just going to look like a DOT like a like a literal Dot Jay Ritz thank you you show your merch so naturally now as nervous to God I’m so proud of you thank you thank you I’m trying my best to chill chill whatever I can I guess thank you you can hear it in my heart I’ve never heard such a melodious curse any plans

For battle oh I don’t think I can think of a whole stream full of shaming I don’t know what you call it full of mean mean phrases it’s kind of hard that’s a lot of that’s gonna have to be a lot of phrases for me to do a whole stream pure roasting stream

Rick salinity thank you very much for the red super chat again Link Link Link lastly a day early but just in case white day thank you can you please pass this to Valentine visual novelis a return gift and a short message always betraying and believing much obliged Yes she’ll be very happy after

You know I’m surprised you were able to you know pass it along through prison through the prison bars thank you very much We are very thin true as the stick figures why did karaoke gonna be on Craft not so sure yet but I would say good chances so Grandma luck thank you all the gyrus badges are pretty cool the flower badges are pretty iconic no pun intended for once iconic icons

Thank you thank you for your opinions I will think a little more And for those who haven’t voted please do vote your vote matters alrighty I’m gonna call it a day around here thank you very much for coming onto the stream for seven hours holy moly am I gonna be okay for caring tomorrow Paris that was a lot of fun

See you guys again soon Bears the virus I’ve been down here before Slowly it all begins to fade I got no power left today Those nights Maybe I’m not alone I’m trying to think if there’s anything better to pillage next time is there anything better to pillage besides the village honestly the whole pillage of Village thing I just wanted to make the pillage Village joke that was half the reason why I don’t know I wanna I wanna pillage

Pillage other members I don’t wanna I don’t wanna create a war no no no no I wanna I wanna pillage NPCs I want to be peaceful okay thank you Phoenix I mean no no no I’m not gonna destroy someone’s hard work or anything okay no no no

I’m trying to think if there’s any any other Woodland Mansion there’s a there’s such a thing wooden wooden mansion pillage oh I tried to Google wooden mansion it just showed up as Woody Allen um wooden mansion Minecraft whoo I’ve never seen these before holy these spawn

How to find rate of wooden mansion in Minecraft 1.19 I will check this out thank you very much for coming Iris this again far from how far does not matter when I have a elytra I want an ollie I want an alley guys is there a way to catch an alley it’s

One of those those fairy things I almost killed one time yeah I’m gonna look for that next time yeah I’m just gonna fly around yeah Papyrus papyrus I’m hungry