150 Day Hardcore Minecraft World DEATH

That’s right we got frogs ribbit and they’re still in the frog room because they’re frogs they belong in the frog room what am I doing now I am getting those villagers can I put leads on villagers I can’t remember the right way [ __ ] yeah I’m hard as a rock to go about

This is to actually mine into my house from here you feel because if we mine that way we’ll get into our we’ll hit our M shaft and then we can take that up to the house versus trying to lead the villagers up there with a boat or anything really no I think this

Is the this is the strategy and I know it wouldn’t it be easier to dig from your house down to the Village so you know the route no I’m just going to guess and I’m going to hit it and I’m going to guess I turn right here oh my

God I debated changing the sound alerts back to the ones the Minecraft ones but I didn’t and now they scared the crap out of me it’s so loud and unexpected okay one two three four let’s play again sometime soon where’s my iron why do I have no

Iron in my inventory and only one stack in here is that all the iron I have do not recall the events that have led me to this moment I know I had a chest here somewhere where was it in this m sh I had a chest chest

Eio and in that chest I had some iron e EO I didn’t see the chest nowhere e e-o now I don’t know where the chest is EO okay that came at an unexpected time I will say this guy is sprinting upstairs sprinting he must have already locked onto the

Composter oo should I get rid of that oh [ __ ] he saw something else wait no he’s going to go out the front door no no no no no no oh they’re going to go to my bed probably where’s the other frog everything was normal until I came back home

How did this frog get out here no you’re going to go outside no you’re going to die no you idiot a see what you did to me now I hit stupid mcfuck pants and he’s going to be mad at me give me you I don’t know how you got outside

Frog it honestly doesn’t doesn’t make sense watch out Pig now I [ __ ] hate you guys get in this stupid frog no you the Villager shut the door now get down get down on it D Get down on it how do you end up up there still you in the

Staircase I don’t get it Frog’s just staying up here hopefully he finds his way to the frog room all right you’re stuck it’s officially go with me time buddy hey loaf of bread loaf of bread this stupid this is the dumbest one yet I don’t put it three feet in front

Of him he doesn’t see it he can’t even pick it up this guy’s full already isn’t he I don’t know why both of them just ran up here they ran up here like there was a fire and you’re just just you’re just standing on the stairs he’s so

Stupid he doesn’t do anything he just stands there I’m trying to go around you no no no no no no no no no why is it when I’m trying to go down you freaking it’s like you’re glued to me going down but when I try to push you up I go right

Through you how does that make sense is mayonnaise an instrument no a mayonnaise is not an instrument harsh radish isn’t an instrument either that’s fine nobody has any Talent luckily I have enough for everyone big meaty Claws big meaty claws what was I coming up here for uh uh uh yeah I’m hard as a rock uh uh you are my sweetest love that love I always want to hug ouch ouch ouch Nay it’s Pedro pony why are all these sheep dropping three that’s incredible luck three out

Of three have been three can you be our fourth three in a row oh my God it was what are the odds of that happening someone tell me there’s got to be an update or something that makes it three every time because there’s just no explaining it

Now hey hey hey hey hey hey hi oh that’s right I can’t throw that cuz it has a carrot on it what do I do about you two maybe you’ll naturally go that way I don’t know there’s two in there so technically it only takes two to tango they can repopulate the

Population how long have I played Minecraft today am I addicted again okay you guys are both there fantastic good thing you two follow each other go in go in there get no I’m not trying to freaking button you you can [ __ ] do it no that’s not how it works you don’t

Come in here and then immediately turn around it’s not how it works dude why the other ones just walked right in and you two are just worthless get the [ __ ] in here right now get in there before I make you what’s so great about this corner I don’t need you you’re weak

Anyway I think I think I know what I got to do though I got to destroy those beds I think they’re trying to get to those stupid beds love Making we [ __ ] down the bed well you guys need to get to work because babies don’t make themselves I want to I want to have a my staircase um I have a few I have I had four I killed one I only have three villagers now but I just built their new area

And I want a new staircase but if for a new staircase I got to move this what if it just kept going [ __ ] pickaxes last longer trying to relay out this whole stairs situation here now no goes down from Here is there a way to turn stairs without like making a platform you know what I mean if these are the stairs right and then now I just want the stairs to go down God damn my tools breaking no this is like is it night time these [ __ ] cows are driving me

Nuts those cows I need [ __ ] a shovel where right one my shovel breaks that’s when we’re barely keeping up with [ __ ] getting underground though I [ __ ] hate these flowers I’m bringing them for food and leather for books I need to build an enchantment room still I need [ __ ] Diamond

Bad Jesus how far [ __ ] down is it my Lord G oh they made a baby I I don’t know I’m now I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m in it to [ __ ] fix the staircase so now I’m I’m just I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] because now I’m i’ I’ve dragged myself into doing another thing before I go to bed and

This one’s going to take forever cuz look at we’re going above ground here I Kuma dude it’s just a disaster trying to get stairs down to that [ __ ] thing stairs that aren’t just this crappy little one thing that goes down and then you kind of get off on the side to get

There trying to make a nice staircase down connect it to the rest of my house that’s all I want and I’m about to kill every cow because I just cannot stand the sound anymore at the end of the day bottom line is meow is we do not

Need two staircases so I’m just using Cobble right now fill in the spaces that need to be filled In really all the [ __ ] [ __ ] there’s that chest wasn’t even a half full but all the [ __ ] was in that that half that I chopped makes perfect sense dudee perfect sense my inventory is a my my storage is just a [ __ ] mess right in this world and I’m just throwing [ __ ]

Wherever cuz I don’t know where else it should go right now I don’t know how this room is going to progress I don’t know everything that’s not like my equipment and like Essentials is just not it’s not staying with me right now it is night it’s daytime and there’s a stinky spider how

Many villagers did we start with down here holy [ __ ] they’ve bred a lot already I know we did not bring this many there’s one there’s already eight they’ve already doubled in size what was I even doing with all these villagers by the way we have no

Access to the frog room but the frogs are safe and that’s what matters what’s the first job I should give a villager you know like what what am I looking to give the villagers to do that will provide good outcomes why is there no crafting bench down here either where

Did all my crafting benches go all right why do you guys who just keeps on jumping off the stairs you bring shame to your family if you off yourself on the staircase all right so stop doing that why is it that you guys can’t figure out how to come

Out and get a job unless it’s here I need another door here I I I I I I I went through all this effort to make it looked like a villager house and now I just have a hole in the side of it well maybe we’ll just put it back whatever

That’s TBD it can be temporary okay you guys are going to start dying actually oh thank you for the carrot am I supposed to make love with you now stop staring at me okay who keeps on trying to T take this take this man’s

Job who dude okay how do I how do I solve this how do I solve this this problem of this guy never taking the job who’s doing there’s three of you now all right okay all right the only one that can get this job now is

You I thought you were going to refuse efficiency three efficiency is what goes up to five bookshelf loyalty three curse of Vanishing knockback one projectile protection three oh I got it mending ever since the deep dark update I hate mining on Minecraft it’s called Minecraft but I

Hate mining was I was I mining diamond and I didn’t even realize and there’s wow i’ that’s the most diamonds I’ve ever found close to each other in Forever I’ve never found diamonds like this before an enchantment table needs an enchantment table needs a diamond right

Now we’re going to spend 6 hours trying to get one Diamond I know how this is going to go I thought they Nerf strip mining out of all things to Nerf why would you Nerf strip mining it’s called mine [ __ ] craft I’m trying to mine to

Find [ __ ] stop making it so hard for me right eight left seven okay five six seven you’re fired I don’t know how do I Scream o I found wait no no no we’re not digging that one we’re not digging that one we’re getting Fortune before we dig that one enchantment table time no we need one two three we got to make a diamond pick we have our first diamond pick wait or do

We did we have a diamond pick before didn’t we get shouldn’t there be an achievement for making a diamond pick when you destroy a bookshelf does it still only give you books cuz I kind of want to do I want to do the corner strategy I think

I kind of don’t want to put them over there so we need five more bookshelves yeah you do still just give three books back you’re just stupid what happens to the wood if what what like what the the woods irrelevant doesn’t make sense so I’ll put a chest here and an anvil there

Right cuz that’s oh no I want a smithing table down here don’t I that’s that’s how you like erase [ __ ] okay this this this comes the part that I don’t like rolling do I do a level one okay I’m going to do it do I take this taking it

And I got Fortune three on it hell yeah what a freaking roll it’s my lucky day it’s my lucky day I got one I could have mined that diamond 5 years ago because fortune 3 did not work on it there’s no way you just hold me like that game that’s

[ __ ] that should not be an outcome on a fortune 3 pick that should not be an outcome I should get um more wood this side of the um mountain is very mountainy hm Minecraft is such a silly game projectile protection of my pants yes please I almost want to make new

Boots oh [ __ ] yeah is a rock that was scary Unbreaking three there it is now I have no levels we can probably go and just mine redstone and whatnot what oops I didn’t mean to do that o that’s right if you mine iron with um Fortune pick you get more Earns are we going to find anything this is Spain without the pee we haven’t hit anything in a bajillion blocks here look how far we went without finding well we found some Redstone finally but that was a brutal Stretch don’t think that’s what I was looking for for there we go 32 sticks equals Emerald so I can just go crazy chopping wood time to chop a lot of wood I don’t care if it’s Birch or if it’s Oak I’m getting it cuz all sticks

Are the same you can turn bamboo into sticks now really how many sticks per bamboo piece two bamboo equals one stick that seems like an awful tradeoff it grows fast though so does my wiener you should get X XP for setting Forest on fire then that would be a heck of a way

To get a lot of XP can you grow 4×4 regular oak or like 2x two regular oak or does it have to be dark oak there’s dark oak just over here I believe I see some of it but those the dark Oaks don’t go very tall but they are girthy

Ouch I have four five six 7 show house I’m always ma demands are always made of me where did my Anvil go I put it away it broke that’s stupid how do I make an anvil isn’t that a [ __ ] ton of iron Jesus that’s literally all of my iron I

Got to make some risks I have zero iron now that was every last piece of iron I had but the p PE gobler is going to be great the pp gobler is pretty much op only thing we need is efficiency 5 other than that it’s everything we

Could ever want I need to make a uh automatic sugar cane Farm to is there any villager that will give you uh iron for emeralds no villager will give you iron ingots that’s lame as hell he will give me a sword though and he will give me Emerald for coal wonder what other

Trades we’ll give me an axe I might have to take him up on this trade because I don’t have any iron to build another iron axe sh me string for an iron I’m keeping my other sticks can’t believe I didn’t die yet what do I need to

Do I have a god pick what am I doing now I have one diamond is it time to go in the nether I don’t think I need any more enchants I think I have everything I need to go go in the nether at least we’ll put our iron or metal or gy short

Our gold helmet on I think I’m losing my mind as well you don’t need to take my carrot on a stick with me as I don’t think or do I ride my pig into The Nether maybe I take my pig to the nether do I take some gold just in case seems

Like anything everything I need all right piggy piggy piggy too biggy to be here stressing the I think I missed the thought of you more than I miss your presence it’s going to take some time to realize this pig isn’t going as fast now

Do I need to feed him a carrot I don’t have any that’s right it’s across the ocean okay no no no no I’m breaking these other portals why do we not have a portal in our house like why am I still going way over here to use a Nether

Portal from when I didn’t even have a way to no wait why is my carrot on a stick breaking are you eating my fishing rod how is he eating it you keep keep right clicking well then he didn’t generate any health from it I would think that’ be the

Advantage I’m breaking these other portals because they’re stupid this axe is pretty good at breaking or pickaxe is pretty good at breaking [ __ ] it’s becoming nighttime oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I have a bed why don’t we catch pigs when we go fishing if they’re their favorite snack I left

The pig what did I name the pig Chris P bacon R Chris do I use my rod for a speed boost this pig is [ __ ] slow a [ __ ] oh I just got to put a carrot on it I don’t know I got to get a carrot I could put my annoying portal

Next to the annoying cows but then it’s double annoying oh my god oh [ __ ] yeah I’m hard as a rock I am I have my game volume I have my volume way too loud in these headphones I thought I was dying I need a carrot we’re bringing the

Pig to the nether with us I just need a carrot one Kat Jason dulo where you going maybe that’s why we should name our Pig Jason Derulo I just watched a video about Jason Derulo and how all he’s doing on YouTube is ripping other people’s content so maybe it’s all right

That I name this pig Jason Derulo till Jason Derulo freaking sues me for naming a pig after him in Minecraft imagine getting sued by that pig we’re going to get ambushed by mobs if you don’t get home soon maybe his name is Chris P bacon in the P stands

For Jason Derulo that’s his middle name okay why hey how are we able to get in out how were we able to get out but not in Chris Christopher okay sometimes you just have to break down the barriers need to find a way to get the

Pig in and out but I guess we don’t need the the pig to go in and out of anywhere anymore we have them in damn it can you not go in the nether riding a pig Mr Piggy here come on come on you’re going with me

I suppose it’s a good thing me and Mr Pig didn’t come in the nether because we were riding into the sunset I think I would I would have found that amusing if that that would have been how it ended I’m kind of disappointing that isn’t how

It ended well will my pig come through that portal ever like will he accidentally come here not accidentally but you know what I mean this is a very dangerous spawn I probably proba should do something about it a little bit of uh safety what how did we find ancient de bris way

Up here we’re at 102 y in the nether I so I can’t get de brises with a with a fortune pick that’s unfortunate hidden in the depths what’s my shield at not very much health that’s awesome can’t see how that will backfire and I brought no iron with

Me what could go wrong I’m trying to find um I guess a fortress right my thingy oh wait can I ride a damn warthog thing does it need to be planted don’t come here I have a mushroom no no no no no no no look it mushroom I want to go

Home yeah I think that’s enough of the nether for today I do not like the Crimson Forest as there are lots of things that hurt where’s the nether music I’ve been in the nether all this time but I have not gotten any Music that was spooky my pick is fully rejuvenated I I just hate even though they’re not even trying to kill me I do not like any of the mobs in the nether remind myself here wait how did I end up up here this isn’t even the right way I don’t even

Remember I like mining nether quarts it’s very satisfying if What mattered most in Minecraft was nether quarts feeling pretty good about it [ __ ] me me in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in

My butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt in my butt how are you still shooting at me pretend like nothing happened and get this nether quartz I don’t know can I I can send back the thingies with an axe

Right what I get nervous about with gas you know trying to fight a gas is with all these damn Pigmen piglins around I’m going to start World War Three if I accidentally hit one of them trying to return a gas ball no mountain high ain’t no valley

Low ain’t no River wide enough baby this is my favorite nether song by the way but gas are not my favorite thing so I’m not going that way although I don’t remember this yes I remember this I remember this I remember this we went there and I decided

No I think we got to go back to where that gas was I can’t remember where I came from ow I I think my Spidey senses are tingling am I going back where I came from or am I going to where I go this is unfamiliar wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait this is familiar this is no no no no no no no no no no no no this is familiar no how the [ __ ] did I get in here hey how did I get here okay okay let’s think about this one how did I how did I get in here

Didn’t I come from how did I get in here didn’t I come from right there then how am I in here How would how how do how this doesn’t make sense I didn’t fall in here did I that didn’t make sense um I don’t have enough obsidian to make another portal

To get out of here maybe if I just sleep for a night in the nether I think I’m close though to be honest I do think I’m close I would think it’s higher we were up pretty high can you take me higher to a place where blond men

See I think it’s up here somewhere I think that’s where I think that’s where it is uh I think there’s naughty naughties up here can you um wow how do I get into The Nether ain’t that some [ __ ] we died I was close look how close I was I was right below

It I was here remember I did did that I did that and then I was going over here I was right here and I fell in this hole and the portal was right right here I just needed to go up high I was right that’s why I was freaking singing Creed

I knew I needed to go higher oh there it goes it’s over it’s all ogre now