39daph – i don’t like minecraft anymore

Please work wow it looks so real This tutorial will guide you through this mod explains you may have noticed a vanilla highlighted replaced by this type of car you can fall from my route okay so go ahead and right click on this thing there we go so that’s your spawn point now oh my god

This is holy [ __ ] i’m the help so this is where we live let me in what am i doing i don’t know what is that yo i see a ufo if you get close to that it’ll kill you oh let’s go [ __ ] how do you oh man oh geez how do i

Okay what oh do you gotta like do you have to break this oh you uh no oh you gotta spam it okay oh the nether wait i wanna see what’s inside so is there anything different in the nether uh you’ll find a lot of satan

Okay i’m gonna go check it out have fun okay my foot is broken how do i fix my foot wait my all my legs oh my god i’m crippled i need a wheelchair help how do i fix everything’s broken yeah in this game your limbs get damaged if you don’t heal like that

This is called a nymph if you stand next to it it’ll heal you okay is it working yes okay how do i level up my magic you have to take the sword that i gave you and start killing [ __ ] and then you can use that skills tab i showed you to

Level it up what is this ah [ __ ] what’s this it’s a crocodile oh that’s a bookworm it’s a bookworm he just likes books whoa my baby did i level up yes nice okay let’s go let’s go find more bookworms okay so what should i do right now if i

Were you so you have to get early levels and you want to spend them on skills so you don’t have to do the thing that lets you level up the skill you just have to level and then pick a skill to level yeah so when you get experience from

Killing mobs you spend that experience so when you kill experience from mobs you spend that experience like right now you should have like one or two experiences right now i should have one or two experience yeah like a little green bar above your inventory at the bottom

The little green bar above my inventory at the bottom it’s just repeating everything you say wait my legs are still broken can i get a new leg one leg coming right up here one second wait i gots why do i have a green thirst that’s not filtered water

So oh my why i thought this house was safe you’re just a little nauseous it’s okay oh my god i’m gonna get dysentenary dysentery that’s what i said oh chris where are you where’d you go he’s like losing my mom at the supermarket look are you hitting me with the truck wait

You can’t hit someone with a trumpet wait i think you’re the most cool item it pushes them away chris by any other chance why is it i’m not wearing a [ __ ] microwave on my head oh wait what’s the backpack for whoa what is this you really like it we’re like cavemen

Discovering fire for the first time oh you you have it it’s on your back oh wait what does that do wait i can open your backpack on your back no no no no no no why no i can open it why i’m just saying i can open it okay

But why but like cause she’s gonna steal your [ __ ] bro there’s nothing in there what am i gonna steal the entire backpack that’s like actually that’s exactly what i’m gonna do oh my god all right let’s go all right let’s go you don’t want none of this are you kidding me oh

It’s my backpack now i’m eight higher i’m eight levels higher than her why’d i die first i don’t know that’s just experience bro that means you gave her all your experience that’s right that’s right i’m getting out here i’m getting out of here i’m running chris is just

Watching us dude how much stuff did you eat out of people’s boxes no it wasn’t it was from a village you got three stacks of cooked squid from a village yeah damn that’s crazy where do my cooks would go i swear i didn’t take it from here all

This stuff from a village huh i think i’m bugged i can’t take off my backpack without crashing the game hey i bugged him wait i think i know why your backpack’s bugged don’t move there’s just don’t move are you trying to try taking it off now how do you take it off

Oh with an empty hand shift and right click on the ground oh i think i crashed my game hey chris i’m just i’m just untrustworthy guys oops okay sorry i i didn’t mean i was three i was taking the eggs out wait i think it should be fine now i

Took the eggs out okay with the empty hand shift left oh oh it was the eggs yeah i filled his entire backpack with eggs and i didn’t know what crash was getting regular what is that oh my god i thought i was never coming back this

2d world makes me feel things that i’ve never felt before this is 3d this is 2d what are you talking about this is wait if they call this rl craft how come you can’t pee or poop there is Use you’re telling me i need to be skilled enough to shoot poop at someone this is [ __ ] throwing poop is not easy dude i just grab the [ __ ] out of my ass and throw it i don’t need a sector for this Oh my god you killed it no i mean dragon i can’t wait really is he actually dead you killed he’s actually dead it’s actually gone forever yeah those wait guys my character skin is different am i being carried but all right up here there’s a rock we can

Lure it down and you just right click the avian treats on here yeah all right okay i try and right click it with the avian treats if you can ray is that you should be a fairly i’m at wendy’s house all right a little brown bird up in the sky

Oh keep giving it it loves me all right give it a soul stone before it dies and then slap the saddle on it oh wait it keeps leaving okay wendy’s house and now the saddle on it this is for you guys shift you got it all right so to summon

And de-summon it just push e and open the bestiary on pets on mounts i think just don’t dismiss it while you’re flying because you can oh you’ll get dropped okay i just dismissed it while i was flying oh um all right so this is a really tough

Battle tower we have to fight our way all the way to the bottom i don’t want to actually hit someone this is madness wait wait wait jay jay these are our friends yeah these are our friends oh i’m sorry this guy’s just killing everyone friend or foe Oh my god i can catch whoever’s dropping next okay well you can catch people just jump catch me wait i can make torches don’t worry are you [ __ ] serious of course i can’t oh my god this [ __ ] game torch dark this is chaos um can someone like them

There’s a fire next to the campfire why is he so small oh my god try to squash him this is this is way too dang i wish i wasn’t so laggy You