the warp zone
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That One Guy in Every Dungeons & Dragons Game
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Video Information – As the sun begins to fade behind the horizon, you make out the grotesque forms of a goblin horde making their way towards you. The mob is led by the sinister goblin king, adorned in sharp, spiky metal armor with what appears to be a necklace made of human ears strewn about its neck. As the horde surrounds you, the goblin king approaches and speaks. It seems you have something of mine, don’t you travelers? – Oh wise king. We have traveled far from Dathkromar to bring you what you seek. It’s a- – A righteous cock… Read More -
Harry Potter: Hogwarts in 2020
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Video Information – Silence. That’s enough yammering from you lot. Welcome back to another magical year at Hogwarts. As you’re all aware, the muggle-born COVID pandemic has become so widespread that we in the wizarding world can no longer ignore it. As such, we are taking a note from the muggles and moving all our classes online this year. A terrible, terrible inconvenience, I’m aware, But we all must find a way to cope. – Oh, what potion is that, Professor? – A tequila sunrise, Ms. Granger, a very advanced concoction. – Uh, professor. Why can’t we just use magic… Read More