absurdistScribbler – Ravy’s Minecraft Highlights #2 – The Ballad of Chicken Nugget

Previously on avatar oh [ __ ] oh creeper oh man so we back in on mine we we stand a big hole there’s a cat oh kitty come here i want to pet you let me touch you kitty please let me love you let people love you police and now back

To your regularly scheduled program yo okay this is just gonna be our pet this is this is just gonna be our pet guys wait i need to put um i’m gonna put some sand in here so i could have a piece of glass to keep the chicken from escaping So we just need some torches and [ __ ] hello little chicken guys what should we name it i wasn’t expecting to actually get a chicken out of the egg we have to name it something right that’s what you do when you have a child right correct it’s our kid nugget

We’re gonna name it chicken nugget that’s kind of [ __ ] but at the same time it’s not hello chicken nugget kfc y’all are [ __ ] jesus okay i guess that works two hours later let’s go we’re gonna be strong Take on these creepers i ain’t scared no creeper um this is dangerous To be completely honest this is extremely dangerous I can’t [ __ ] hate him for [ __ ] Okay okay he’s dead he’s dead There’s also some chickens over here take their feathers massacre oh the chicken looked me in the eye he looked me he looked me in the obviously killed him that was [ __ ] why are we still here just to suffer Oh god i’m a horrible person hello my name is chicken nugget you killed my father prepare to die ringing the bell summons the villagers into their homes it’s a danger bell oh it’s a danger bell okay so i’m accidentally telling them that hey they’re about to [ __ ] die okay [Laughter]

Oh i’m so mean Ah Um