Adopted by M3GAN in Minecraft!

Huh who are you my name is Megan and you I’m an orphan that’s sad initiating parent protocol I am your parent really I think yes anyone who hurts you ‘ll be eliminated oh puppy you’re the best you’re my only friend since you know I don’t have any parents but

Um I wish I could give you something maybe like this poison potato but I don’t think you can have it this is my lunch actually um all right huh what is that dog doing here get out of here all right now take this and don’t bother me again got it That’s all I’ve ever met wait what what is this Megan huh um well let’s open it oh wow she’s really pretty but I don’t think she does anything very pretty though oh I can’t believe Jean just left me with a doll I need somebody to actually take care of me uh maybe I

Should go get some more food maybe find another dog I told you to get out of here kid you come from huh where are we going uh whoa oh my gosh thank you I think um you saved me my parental program was initiated my name is Megan hello adopting me yes

Of course you’re a doll um this area is not safe for children aphmau come with me okay are you sure you have a place to take me don’t dolls just like live in boxes or like in castles and stuff like that of course parents take care of their children I am

Your parent so I will take care of you um okay uh now I guess I need to get everything ready I have to make sure the security alarm is disabled what oh my God I said oh we do okay that’s not it that’s not a sandwich

I love sand which is what they do not want oh it’s a girl you know why we do the girls with cooties oh yeah oh Is there a problem oh another girl but you got too bad I think I left my sandwich back here I’m just gonna go back um are your eyes Okay my eyes are fine come let’s go see our new home is orange your favorite color actually no why why is

So orange then oh Orange Is the New beige Oh dear I did not consider that like uh let me check maybe um malfunctioning oh yes you’re close I need to get you new clothes BRB cheering sheep oh my gosh thank you oh my gosh oh she forgot to close his uncle is it for her um huh here you are you close

Now we’re twinsies oh my gosh we’re twinning so hard right now like parent and child but I don’t think parents you know it’s fine it’s fine um do you have any other cool Powers oh let me think what the heck was that thing oh what are you perfect I am skilled in

Self-defense I will neutralize this intruder football with all these families here at the top I can finally make some friends yes friends I will accompany you it will be fun oh parents teach your meeting put a parent parent meeting and it’s gonna be really cool and oh there’s a house you

Know we oh we’re gonna have neighbors I don’t orphanage all alone and the only neighbor I had was a dog but then he got kicked in the sky and it’s okay don’t worry we’re gonna go into this house over here I love listening to you oh there’s that kid

Um I don’t know if I want to make friends here actually oh what is the matter aphmau oh what’s going on out here oh Um hello and I’m my name is aphmau and this is my parent her name is Megan um she’s a little short but that’s okay me too uh and um I wanted to make friends but oh is that is very nice to meet you yeah uh yeah there he is but um that’s

Weird I didn’t know anyone was moving out yes it was Sun due to circumstances oh that’s our son Ian and he’s grounded right now but if you want to go in and say hi you can do so go right on in okay aphmau be careful hello anybody oh

Hi got out of my house loser girl hey why are you so many what are you doing here anyway oh hey that’s not nice oh yeah well hey how about this since you want to be friends you want to meet my buddy Rocky I’ll give you one guess why I named him Rocky

Um he was a boxer no it’s because I put a rocket your friend this is my house and I make the rules and nothing bad ever happens in my house hey what’s going on fixture fell down I don’t know how it happened look we gotta take care of him

Maybe you should come back later we gotta make sure he’s okay okay I hope you feel better Ian you guys have a lovely time in the neighborhood thank you I have some cake goodbye thank you um hi what was that about I don’t know what you’re talking about hmm okay so

Maybe we should go back home yes let’s return it’s safe there you know what happened to him I do not are you I guess I guess do you like dancing what are you are you okay I’m okay for dancing you need to move like this what wow you’re so good at dancing I want to be that good how do I copy that I it must be one of those uh click clocks

Okay let’s see shake it girl shake it you’re doing great keep it up just like me now right oh do you think that’s a good idea I can’t believe I gotta run out of my own house I still got my fishing spot maybe we should go ma’am okay maybe he’s not an

Intruder after all maybe he just wants to say hi maybe what’s that thing yeah hey kid could you stay away from me please okay sure why not yeah see uh yeah that’s great right behind you is A call maybe hey uh maybe uh wait are you guys okay yes I am fine oh um I don’t think he likes people that much maybe he just doesn’t like orphans or dolls I don’t know oh I’m so excited I can’t wait I’m so excited um wait I don’t have a pickaxe or

Anything oh I can help with that you active best you’re the best doll ever and you know what um can I go mining by myself because like I I really want to okay thank you you’re the best okay be careful there’s lots of iron here oh okay it is Pierce it’s the loser

Aphmau 5 you’re gross cause you got a parish and her name is Megan oh yeah well then where is she I don’t see her uh let me she’s just a doll because baby with all your dog oh and good parents don’t let little kids run around in a mine alone

Do they pierce no I’m big and responsible and and yeah maybe you just leave me alone um I don’t know about that one I think we need to make sure we you stay safe here I think it’s time to have some fun don’t you pierce yeah oh I’m really in trouble

Um he actually got there oh yeah maybe we should take it oh what’s going on on me hi oh aphmau are you hurt children shouldn’t play in the mines here I found that out the hard way but where did Ian go oh they saw a monster

And ran away a creeper what about Pierce same thing hey do you want to dance let’s just go home come on um I might need a bit more food actually um we can do anything that will make you happy hmm I guess are you upset I’m not upset it will be

Against my directive for you to be upset exactly but I’m not I’m just I guess I’m worried tell me what are you all worried about and I will make it right that’s the problem I think maybe maybe you’re just being a little overprotective overprotective if you hurt people they

Won’t want to be my friends but you didn’t hurt those kids right you just basically say them from the creeper but they might have thought you were going after them maybe and being like this will make you sad yeah ah so I will hurt them until they are friends with you

Yeah wait no there’s not no oh no I just want you to promise that you’re going to take it easier and let me do my own thing you know understood I will take it easy and while you do that I’m gonna go make with Ian I’m gonna try it one

More time again okay yes Ian uh let’s see hello hello hello there little one um good I I really like having a house is the coolest thing ever oh well that’s good I mean um I mean it’s a shame Noy moved out without saying goodbye though

Yeah what who hmm oh never mind that you’re so adorable okay what Boogies wow oh yeah yeah that’s an appetite right there um can Ian come out and play oh oh I know it’s so good uh it’s just a shame he’s not actually home right now oh yeah I mean there’s no problem with that though our town is super safe and

Nothing bad happens in it so I’m sure they’re fine Oh well I mean we have a bathroom okay well I I can’t I can’t find anyone any one anyone man oh boy to be in trouble oh it’s a guy again hey um getting dark you should not be out here at night uh Hey guys we’ll talk

More inside where it’s safe okay okay wow your house is really small you should try to build a bigger house you know uh yeah you know I was kind of doing that until my house kind of got taken over and got kicked up anyway yeah yeah so

Um oh sorry to barge in but I’m looking for my doll I couldn’t find it um I think something was wrong with her [Applause] I think she’s doing bad things but I’m not sure you know what you’re right you know maybe you’re you should go back to her really um oh that would be nice I am a little hungry and I can’t eat this poison potato it’s poison oh that’s pretty

Gross I want to just sit down and have some dinner before you leave I’ve got some fresh food and I bet you’re pretty hungry oh my gosh I am some cookies earlier actually no I didn’t need cookies I ate cake but it tasted like cookies I would imagine

Oh that’s kind of out of order but you know if you already had a cookie then how about some nice tasty veggies what is that a grass give it a try it’s not gonna hurt you I want broccoli wow no that’s a doll again did you know that children who are

Forced to eat broccoli most likely won’t choose their Foods as an adult wow um he upset you and that is unacceptable um you know maybe you’re glitching again I can fix it okay oh have I hurt you oh did the deer well having a parrot is

Really great but I think maybe I picked the wrong one I don’t know what to do I don’t want to be alone but I don’t know how to get her to listen hey hey kiddo there you are so really um there is something terrible happening yes there’s a killer on the loose targeting

Our poor children of the Hub I didn’t see it coming but we can’t have you getting hurt oh um Casey Come on take her we need to get her into the house oh I’ll get it I’ll get her okay where are we going into our house where

You’re going to be safe I’m gonna be sick playing outside like that okay what up what’s going on okay let’s just just calm down sweetheart it’s gonna be fine all right okay um [Applause] all right oh no oh no Aaron keep away from them okay all threats must be eliminated no no no

She must be safe and happy Oh another threat to tell the kids in the forest we are taking back this Village [Applause] um Your safety is my top priority no no I don’t I don’t you understand threat to happiness detective error error pink one must be eliminated you can’t do that you’re a threat to my health threatening aphmau error I do not understand you are hurting me and it’s not nice threat to happiness detected terminating

Model 3 generative Android goodbye whoa slow it down oh my gosh okay looks like it’s over though I guess I gotta go back to the orphanage anywhere else I mean it’s a little bit roughed up right now but why don’t you come home with us well yeah of course but what about what about you what about you what haha your sister’s an orphan wait hi that isn’t okay I I I will live with you but

I’d still get to poop in my own toilet now I’m gonna go over there oh I enjoy my own space