Anything My Friend Does in Minecraft, Happens in Real Life…

Before this video starts if you’re a police officer please stop watching okay are they gone well for some reason over the last six years I’ve been trolling my friends and I somehow have access to every single one of their bank accounts and today they’re gonna regret giving me

That information because in this video I support a wondering Trader in the middle of my Minecraft server except this Trader will give you super opened items for stupidly cheap and for everything that they buy in game I will buy them that same thing with their own money sit

Back grab yourself a bowl of Chop Chop what let’s do this so here we are on my Minecraft server and look around it’s beautiful I built all of this by hand it wasn’t a village shut up fine I built this this is my house go away but

Everyone on the server list all around this area you can see people’s houses all around here people’s houses here and right in the middle of the town I have built this isn’t it beautiful and all you thinking Dory is that must have taken you five minutes hours I don’t build I

But here is the shop and right here we have a command block and if you read through this command you have no idea what it says because me because I’m such a brilliant smart coder and um Swan I know how to code it and I’m smart I

Wrote that all myself okay see I told you to still hate this even makes sense it’s not even equal like why are you there but right here I’m just gonna throw some random items you know I I have no idea this part isn’t important but it’s to make it look

Like in this shop he sells ditty stuff so maybe people are a bit hesitant you know if you see someone selling combo yeah they still talk to them maybe a diamond almost throw one Diamond over there there we go a nice list of Duty stuff that nobody wants what if I spawn

Mr villager here hello sir welcome to your new home and you right click him look at the stuff they get is that Batman suit but now the plan is we leave this guy here and anybody that comes to trade with him because he can only do his trades once anyone that buys any

Item from this guy will get that same item in real life but like you saw if somebody goes through and buys that Batman hey I’m gonna buy them a Batman suit in real life maybe I’ll buy the one that they used on the actual set there because the hundred grand I’m crazy now

All we have to do is sit right here do slash Advantage so nobody knows we’re online and wait for the idiots to come over here we got a big silver 20 today you single this house is in here right what is that wait what I was literally

Going to steal kipley’s stuff but I think we accidentally just stumbled Upon A Donny video oh my God so was he what is this oh my God oh my if I had a scene that had the corner of my eyes Linux right did you sir can I have that can I

Have that please oh I can’t grab it I saw gold yeah it’s lyrics Let’s Go am I gonna ruin his videos oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he’s training lettings what are you gonna buy wait he’s trading a bunch of stuff bazooka I’m excited to see what he’s

Gonna did he break the sign over this guy’s useless man missile a guitar I’m gonna put it back there you go now we definitely stumbled Upon A Donnie video can we ruin it what is he gonna buy please I have a boat I think I do have a

Boat or I can make a boat actually I want lyrics to get the Batman suit Imagine lyrics of the Batman 2 um excuse me Mr villager I’m gonna need a second I know he loves Batman what is he doing what’s your name again oh got him damn what is he doing he’s breaking

All right you’re coming with me sir he’s speeding oh I have a water bucket to get up these blocks I could grab a water bucket and then we could just go up the steps come on buddy this is not fair come on he’s standing of you oh my God

Oh my God you know what I don’t care let him go broke you’re going broke today you idiot stop stealing my I pulled that whole shot for nothing well you’re leaving a Danny video you’re joining me on stream congratulations you’re making an upgrade and you probably will survive

Now hopefully you find sitting right here actually you know what I’ll break you out you’re welcome I’m a nice guy what can I say that was the most painful thing I’ve ever seen should I break all the stuff oh my God wait can he get out

I think he can let’s block this off I think he can open doors oh my God he’s got that stupid guy in his house it’s for the greater good that I pulled him from a Donnie video okay if anything I’m doing the server a service because other people probably could have gotten hurt

With these items now what’s he gonna do is he just gonna use all the traits for himself so I say we test him out for Science and for the greater good of the server because I am a good guy what should we start with maybe just the

First one I bet he doesn’t even have the dirt to chew with this guy he’s so broke look at this guy he’s got a nice house and that’s nothing look inside these chairs he’s broke his a joke why are they so cheap it’s literally just dirt I

Just have to give them one dirt and I get a skateboard okay he’s about to become broke in game two um thank you for the skateboard I guess my friend um I’m Gonna Leave people skateboard okay actually I think it’s gonna be easier to just leave upstairs who

Doesn’t get out okay okay here we go here we go we can go but now we can how do I use it oh it actually works skateboards work best on smooth Solid Ground okay here we go search up skateboard all right we’re trying to get

A so what is solid oh maybe it would work best inside yo I think we could do a Minecraft one is that like a Minecraft one if we tried it in here we get him this big one yeah yes look at me My Little Pony yo My

Little Pony is kind of fire go hey hey hey don’t hate on My Little Pony it’s actually fast I want a bigger area wait what are these is Minecraft look can you guys see where is it then look at that four round one let’s wake up that’s

Gonna be Alex and Steve right I go down this hill it’s cool to Graffiti but where is it it’s called digital go down the hill go go go go go there we go digital yo yo that’s what it’s saying yo I can reckon you can do

Some kickflips in this look at this yeah yeah hey watch out Mr Cow okay a nice 40 dollar spin on Lily’s card this is easy okay and just enough okay perfect let’s try this out now let’s go fast fast fast fast there we go I had to call each big

Gun yeah yeah oh friends the grass oops can I do a jump whoa that’s crazy wait the village is still in here where’s where did he go Linux little jump yeah easy no who I look like right now Tony Hawk hey I found him he’s building a

Platform let’s turn this bad boy around [Laughter] yo oh we’re stolen slower on give me something to kickflip on oh I have an idea right there okay there we go that’s why he built it that one whoa this is going fast can I jump over it okay jump oh

I was right on the side of it now turn that was sick Okay jump bro it takes forever to jump it up okay there we go wait I think on this one you can add like other skeletons and stuff to do tricks with you okay I think we have to like build

It up so we go like boom no dude I actually suck what is that look I just want some Skillets yeah what’s happening get off yeah oh what am I looking at you why is this so cool what are they doing I want to jump over the block get away dude

Yes these guys just spawn in when you’re like yo why is this so cool yeah there we go here we go that’s close get away from me bro you can skate oh you didn’t Escape bro oh my God anyway he spent 14 he can have his fun all right because

He’s about to get that in real life I don’t care it’s his money that was spending today baby just wait till he finds out that he’s getting these items in Real Life Look at that I’m actually insane actually did it I jumped over it I’m

Gonna die I’m gonna die get me on the skateboard go go go go go go go go go go me out here these guys are really mean you know why did he put that dealer on purpose all right I don’t like this guys

I want to go home I want to go home I want to use that I want to go back I want to go back I want to go back oh my oh y’all I wanna okay he just ruined it for me he’s got this guy captive now and he just

So we got to skateboard let’s try oh this is so messy man what’s he gonna buy now is he gonna buy everything please buy everything please you’re going broke today bro you’re going broke let’s get the katana the katana looking thing anonymity nameless what does that mean whoa oh you

Human me do you mind you all came to the wrong Park oh my bro oh dude you guys are dead you guys are so dead you guys are so dead so dead hold on okay it’s time to bite but Katana let’s do this jump boss yeah oh I can combo you guys

Bow bow I hope you enjoyed this release cause you’re about to get your own katana boom that’s what I thought proud Soul those guys sucked why are they cheap I thought it was gonna be expensive I want a real katana you know what I might chop up these guys

Too yo look at this one yo is this not crazy whoa whoa I could like float whoa that’s so sick hold on what if I slowly fall okay I’ll be nice to you I really hope that this uh 28 bucks is worth it chop him up wait I can’t kill sheep

That’s another one add it to the cup baby whoa this is sick this is so insane nobody messing with me bro nobody messing with me nobody we’re up to 60 he’s about to rack up a check he needs to chill out I’m here to terrorize this

Village he’s all dead he’s all dead to me why is he trying to help leave the villagers a lot of Bruce coming into this soapy oh we should have never gotten this sword wow he’s about to do this in real life people of Arizona Police stay indoors I guess

Their uh power levels are too high I guess you guys are good you guys are good to go okay you guys get home safely all right well never mind he has it here single shot sorry are you guys mesmerized by me you guys mesmerized all right see you later oh God all right

Next item make sure he can’t get out this is perfect I’m gonna put some of my stuff away hello sir I’m here for another item I would like a guitar can I play the guitar wait Oh my gosh wait I can serenade someone I’m playing this from the top of my house what is he doing oh what soul is he playing Oh snap mommy has no idea what he’s doing oh wait we have to buy one oh God do we get like a famous person’s dude wait hold on let me turn this up a little bit who’s the famous rock star that plays in Guitar Doja cat wait wait for it wait for it I hit that wait hold on you guys don’t need to tell me oh I hope this was worth it Linux you you sir have just spent 50 55 on a guitar with a rhyme yo maybe I should become a musician that’s 122 dollars down the drain

Oh my gosh bro I’m actually the best is he gonna buy again he’s this is the most selfish man in all of human history uh snorkel sounds good to me what is he buying now I’m assuming you have to use it in water I only have one more dirt

Left okay I should probably get some more dirt get away a man cannot be near Katana he’s skateboard wheels yo I put this on oh oh I look kind of good yo I look kind of good I think one of these in real life okay he just bought a snorkel

Glug glug glug am I right glug glug glug you boss no cool guys oh my God I’m not drowning because I’m I gotta snorkel all the girls and guys are drowning but not me where’s water I think he’s looking for water but what is he oh I have Frost

Walker on it he has a whoa the way He ends because he’s got the snow colon yo I’m pretty fast I want to use this in an ocean that someone’s Lake now we have to buy him a snorkel snore kill I don’t know I think that’s how you spill it oh this is good it’s gonna get we gotta try

It yeah you know what 20 bucks hey this is fine I’ll give you a slow call all right I don’t know why it is he’s up at 150 already bro just stop being selfish leave it alone we jump I barely made that whoa oh my god look

Yo yo yo he’s gliding I’m flying and look he’s doing this forces me wait I can’t breathe I can’t breathe wait he’s under eyes he’s gonna die Why is it counting letters okay go up okay I was almost bad let me play a few strings and now he’s playing guitar to get okay I feel better okay he’s this guy’s done he’s finished it’s cool and all but like I still die it’s not like I

Can breathe underwater I’m not a dolphin not a real dolphin at least I don’t know why that was on there that was like the most pointless one oh wait I didn’t grab it any dirt no well there was things on the least I didn’t grab any dirt I have

One dirt oh never mind he’s putting his snorkel inside the chest of stealing stuff um what’s next you can get a bazooka okay oh do I have missiles okay I need missiles this can’t be good for anyone okay we got it there we go I wonder somehow I’m running out of money every

Single time wait I don’t think he’s done there we go thank you sir I don’t know what he bought but I assume it’s the armor for the rocket launcher because he’s got a rocket launcher now okay perfect how are we gonna buy him a rocket launch now all we have to do is

Load this bad boy up wow that was really easy he’s gonna be on every single FBI watch list I thought it was gonna be a little bit harder than that and I know exactly where to take this you guys probably thought I was gonna shoot rage’s house because he super smart and

Sometimes super smart people just need a little bit of messing with but no I have something else in mind oh wait a minute Village look at all those villagers having fun enough one boom pay your tax I want to see if you use this actually who’s next 65 bucks we’re over 200 bucks

Linux is going bro today Target lock he’s playing Minecraft and he just spent 200 bucks and he has no right deal just wait till he gets to the later ones too they’re expensive quiet boom they’re running boom I don’t think he’s dumb enough to kick them though please

Don’t be there we go whoa he flew in the air I just realized there’s a Batman chest plate and a family egg if you guys know what a family is it’s about to get screwed Target acquired boom lunch baby wait what happened to this house is he

Destroying that he’s taking up more work is found inbound up to uh people caught in the act kissing across boom oh man in his house boom what’s up two more villagers kissing boom yep please house Hey listen okay I have no time to explain there’s a guy outside

Man boom I tried to warn you he’s a god rocket launcher Runway reloading house person up missed oh he’s playing another one cow okay Gollum inous please this house took me forever to build he’s mad he’s mad he’s mad he’s mad he’s mad is bad shooting

Again he did a 360 no scope got him he killed the Iron Golem we got him boys we got him time to go home why did he do this for those why now where’s my boy anyway oh Batman chest plate perfect now what is he gonna do the Batman oh my God

Here we go I love Batman I actually Batman’s my favorite like Batman a lot but maybe not that much I mean like I’m not like a big fan and it’s a chest plate to put on yeah oh my gosh she put the chest plate on and it puts on the entire Batman costume He doesn’t do anything wrong I swear he’s gonna go kill the villagers again who did this what happened what happened here hot man call Steve if that’s expensive what should we get with kids what sir what happened to your village I’m here to help tell me who did it and

I’ll get him no if you buy a rookie launcher and a kid’s Halloween costume in the same thing you’re you’re on the FBI watches for real okay well I could work in about 12 hours I only work at night hopefully that’s okay Yo eight bucks Batman superhero costume adult men yo lyrics is an adult man no please please please man please the game can you imagine please please please uh oh my God he looks crazy okay fine I’ll do it now oh come on just give me what a face of what

It looks like and I’ll get him uh to cut easy peasy he’s up to 300 bucks and he has no idea this looks so scary my brother talking this game Village is like oh there’s another one bro you’re a scroll you’ll get this guy out of here please I have

Dirt I have one okay faberged egg for jurors oh okay yeah we bought the egg Yep this is so what does it do whoa What does it do does it open oh oh my raw wait oh my God I crashed what happened nah I’m Gonna Save you for a rainy day my friend what’s he been doing wanna be gone has this been opening it you’ll be kept in my inventory and used

I missed it I missed it I wanted to see the property egg bro that’s insane that’s the most OP item in this entire game I’m gonna go into the Wilderness I’m gonna test it real quick how do I bro yes yes oh yeah you get Opie items

Okay okay how do you get the egg back yeah he’s definitely abusive oh God this has been great I love it here we go let’s go on to the internet guys there is a family egg for 10 493 or 95 I can buy this but I just know

That I can’t get away with not paying him back I’m gonna pay you back for this item I don’t care I’m buying it please speed here we go now that I’ve ordered everything I sent it all to his house and I told Linux to record when he opens

Them this is him opening to find everything that he got in real life and remember he still has no idea he paid for all of this there’s a lot of stuff here thank you Donnie for the gifts I appreciate it to start we have this it feels like Christmas Day

Another box okay what is that important that needs to be wrapped twice what is this it has like lettering on it very cool I don’t need a katana wait what bro what it’s a it’s a real Katana why do I need a katana this is uh interesting

Don’t mess with me or my cats I will chop you up why do I need this I don’t know pretty cool it’s really heavy this is insane this is absolutely insane bro there’s a bunch of stuff in this One Singular box a rocket launcher come on open up

Shoot this at me wait wait wait there’s oh it needs a bottom there we go so it’s like maybe we don’t let you shoot me down oh that was not bad I probably have any one hand isn’t it I come to my house you’re either gonna get shot with this

Or katanas who knows okay what is this you have a covidieri snorkel set that’s interesting I don’t need snorkels to be honest it’s actually Arizona’s pretty hot so like maybe we do need snorkels why is Donnie getting me these nice things aren’t we good thank you Donnie for the snorkel actually

So if this isn’t good I’m gonna be really upset if it doesn’t fit pretty good condition this thing is Hefty this has to be expensive how do you connect the instructions instructions all right here we go it’s getting all foggy sorry gag replay is it connects that’s enough that’s

Enough historical engine it makes it hard to breathe next time there’s a lot in this one single box okay I see XXL which is perfect I don’t know what that means exactly you know what that means I am Vengeance I am the Knight I am Batman next we have

This there’s no chance it’s already like flipped open know I have an irrational fear of skateboards I think he wants us to try this out you know what because he’s bought us so many nice things we’re gonna try it out I’m gonna put both feet on it make sure you subscribe okay

Bruh what is this this looks expensive look at that it’s got a bougie box that’s pretty cool so what does that mean oh wow is it open it does you can put anything in here and then just put it on top that’s pretty cool it’s like an egg maybe you should

Sell this and make some money make some money off this video okay here we go another day another dollar what the bruh it’s a guitar what Batman out and then I send him this voice note and let him know that he was the one who paid for it all then he sent me a voice now but it’s actually this guy’s the last of his mind limits I put that villager in the middle of the town

For everyone and the Troll Wars anyone that buys anything yeah they pay for it in real life you paid for all those stuff go check go look at the receipts for everything now you paid for all of this this all came up your bank account

What is wrong with you that was n Grand you’re a criminal you’re gonna go to jail what how do you have four million subs and he hasn’t gone to jail yet if you ever mean him all right you tell me where he is and I’m gonna get him in

Real life I’m gonna oh rat actual rap they have to have a return policy on