Aphmau Fan – Aphmau is FAKED PREGNANT with TWINS in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Ein,Aaron and KC GIRL)

I hope you guys are taking games you may be wondering why I’m standing next to a new baby chair well it’s because I’m gonna teach my friends a lesson just kidding I’m not gonna teach him about some of this chainsaw I’m actually gonna teach him a lesson about babies

Because they’ve been stealing stuff from me and I was once a baby but no I’m not a baby and so I got a balloon and I’m gonna put this balloon inside see like that like that see and I’m gonna pretend to have a baby so I’m faking having a

Baby because they would never steal from a baby if I was a baby but now I’m having a baby all right oh My God okay I don’t know how babies work don’t know I got the baby out with an arrows Did I do that no I did that I surely I I chopped it out good she’s adorable oh the Miracle of Life I didn’t know you were pregnant after guys guys oh my gosh this is so crazy I have to go prepare for this baby I only have a baby chair

Uh you guys watch her I will be right back okay do not let anything bad happen to this baby because if something bad happens to this baby I have just chainsaw oh what are you doing how do we take care I don’t know what I’m gonna do

With it but you better take care of it I’ll just stare at it she didn’t tell us anything maybe we should bring it in the house okay all right so here’s how this is gonna work guys so this Ravel right here if I aim at the baby I will become that baby I was a baby all right watch this watch

Little baby’s very cute how do I deal with it though I hope you guys are taking care whoa guys everything going okay with my baby I almost got it guys hang on wait hey why do I hear explosions everything’s fine you can all blame it all on me they grow up so fast

Yeah yeah yeah I guess you’re a bad mom oh wow thanks Pierce yeah you’re all fighting for the baby if you’re a good parent then you should be here wait did I say my baby had a chainsaw yeah yeah I think she was born with it no she has a Charming personality okay

Oh wait I’ll take it out of her hands over these okay all right why can we please catch this baby already does anyone have a good idea on what to do here and teleport it it’s not my house wait you teleport now I’ll take care of this baby pick it up

All right I’m going up there oh yeah yeah where is it what do I see up there You might need a remodel bud so you can teleport and has lava she’s a Warrior come on Jamie all right okay come here I don’t know what’s worse now there we go okay she’s out she’s down she’s fine she’s fine okay she’s fine and she still runs faster than any of us

I think I hear her crying if she’s crying you gotta give her whatever she wants to make her stop crying what does she want that might mean like anything that you guys might have stolen have you guys ever stolen something from me take us for Eign [Applause] Yeah there it is okay okay what do you mean it’s not my house That’s a thing yes no that’s fine Kim you go right ahead we’ll we’ll let the professional handle it right guys I want to play with the baby you want to get your head blown off by that thing yeah nobody So Kim house goes the baby watching The babies we turned around for 30 seconds don’t worry Pierce and I will get the baby down babe flying babies oh Kevin’s fine don’t babies always land on their feet um yeah I’m pretty sure it’s babies guys how’s my baby doing is everything all right baby here we go oh she is sorry Yeah everything’s fine I got her there she got the baby back in here ah man reloading don’t worry I got it there we go oh boy sorry well that’ll do better next time yeah you know how it feels I got it all right guys How deep does your library go Kim you know Why is your basement so deep wow How good there’s water here it’s dark down here yeah anybody got a light uh Mike can light some TNT no no probably should not be so loud down here Baby’s making a lot of noise oh yes we need to stop that quick guys do you think these Rockets will be strong enough let’s find out Oh baby he’s baby’s crying come on baby this is for your own God Yay oh why do they make babies so small I don’t know just keep looking we have to find her all right about time that I came back baby are you in the pool perfect I’ll go find out yeah we just have to find her before um yeah lose the baby did you know Yeah oh that’s that’s her favorite game yes we can tell anyway yeah that’s a long day your place and uh we’ll bring your Sterling Angel well actually I love hide and seek too I bet I could find my baby before you guys do oh cool See what kind of fun we can have with it All right you can just come up or something just gotta climb this tree and I can find it baby what wait a minute baby there you are all right baby you’re gonna come nice and quiet get over here look at this tunnel no fine I’ll have to take it after you get ready What are you doing here okay I think I found it through now baby you come here I saw baby bail is that a bear it’s a baby why are you playing with the Bears got rid of Ian and one go oh and the bill oh no friends I’m telling you it’ll

Work I don’t know I mean this is out here let me get a closer I will never know the difference What is happening okay yeah how stupid I am I’ll show him great we passed this off she’ll never know hey baby it’s Gotta Be My Baby I know my baby anyway I mean is it though cause you see Kim and I we uh we were having such a good

Time playing house with the little one you know such a good time we’re having fun together that’s a little weird yeah [Applause] Oh yes babies she gets nervous don’t look oh okay so she’s such a good little thing I look at you Make sure you take care of the baby I’m gonna go do some more mining see y’all later bye I am gonna let them suffer just a little bit longer now to teach them a little bit Google Put the sword away um Well maybe she’s hungry um Just take some regular chicken what chicken do you know what that will do baby will do to us Okay guys guys don’t overtake this here you go baby try that one there you go oh chocolate there you go good old-fashioned stuff she ran away All right let’s get this done all right more potatoes stay outside stay outside I don’t need you anymore okay okay but um hey dude did you have any gold that I can have uh no I don’t have any gold you can have this give me a gold I need gold please please foreign

Fine you know what if you’re so happy destroying my potatoes uh I’ll make you even happier I I will take you to the gold Dimension what no one the gold Dimension that exists yeah I’m gonna build you your portal to the gold Dimension do you want

To see it it’s really cool it is incredible honestly all right don’t worry this is the best Dimension ever trust me you’re going to I I believe you a gold Dimension obviously it’s gonna be the best okay all right let me put uh maybe here all right I only have one shot to

Build this all right this is total look you’re going to love this Ian it’s the best I’m excited there you go like this and then here no you know I’m getting it I need to get rid of this let me get rid of that okay perfect all right ready ready

Is there more gold than what you used to make this no no no no watch watch this all right I’m going to activate the using potatoes I’ll throw it through ready three on three two one it’s all over oh this is amazing amazing gold right that is

Big gold right big games huh oh big gold games I’m gonna mine this all and get all the gold do you need help do you realize how big this guy wait wait a minute some something’s different what’s different why are you oh why are you in

That sword so big you’re in the gold Dimension things are so big in the gold Dimension right hang on what since when did the gold Dimension look like your house um you know I’m not entirely sure um no I’ll help you out there you gotta Escape gotta Escape why am I

Small am I small it’s world big doggy that didn’t take me right away for safety doggy doggy doggy doggy doesn’t like me move little legs are you okay look at you hey what’s going on out here what what is this oh gold portal to Gold Dimension oh

I better hide this for me and he’s going he’s gonna get so much Skull Island so I better I better just start working out myself here you go hi I thought I did you know there’s a gold dimension of this service really [Applause] we’re getting okay cheers

Did you fall for the gold dimension thing what do you mean it’s a gold Dimension oh you’re new yeah you’re big I’m the same size as I always was I’m sure of it although this price is pretty big I’ll admit Seeing Things From A New Perspective are you uh yeah

Actually I think wait wait I have small huh wait is this how you usually see the world [Laughter] oh you’re so big four well I’m gonna step on you now bye peers out portals that can change anything inside I wonder what other things let’s go find out let’s see Pierce yeah

I can let his shoes down okay Angelica and and Pedro and mozzarella and everybody else coming in all right it’s time for you guys to go on raise the old trail all right so you gotta be back home by 7 30 p.m I’ll be keeping an eye out you know me you know

Me oh don’t give me that fast all right letting the Sheep go Pierce whoa oh hey about no no no no I’m letting them graze a little bit you know just getting a little bit beyond me yeah stretch the old cheap muscles if you wish [Applause] A badly discussion about well Over here I actually set up a portal this portal right here perfect well then if you don’t have any gold how can you afford the sheets I grow them myself sir through the sweat of my brow grow them well they’re not doing much growing right now are they okay well

They’re they’re big enough they’re working on it yeah fine I mean I mean sure you got one big sheep there the rest of them still have quite a ways to go also wait wait how did it where did another one come from oh they’re finally started grow

Into their full adult form see hang on it’s not how sheep grow they don’t get that big no no I’m pretty sure that’s how big they grow I haven’t had one okay but no no I don’t think you realize this isn’t natural sheep aren’t supposed to get this big they’re colossal but if

They’re not supposed to get this big then oh God there’s what did you do I don’t know oh you really didn’t do anything I just wanted gold my super perfectly normal size until you came over oh wait a minute wait a minute here why Pierce think about this think about it

What if we share the giant sheep and then sell it for gold how much we could get I’m sure we could get a lot out of it but like I don’t know it’s like a pretty dangerous game oh my God I don’t know I mean oh wait I mean [Applause] oh whoa

Whoa giant wolf a giant mutton sorry you can’t leave you know just use a pair of shares hold on before you go run murdering off my new genuinely powerful sheep I feel like I need to at least get one of them back come on come on Sir

Come on come on with me okay I have a new plan this is weird this is definitely weird what what’s your what’s your big freaking planet my big brain plan is to uh big brain these sheep what here’s the plan if we blow up the giant

Sheep it’ll give us even more wool right oh At least you don’t have a giant chicken oh wait what I mean guys I guess that’s true [Laughter] the Sheep break was fun uh too bad they got rid of all the Sheep’s fine because here’s a sheep are just spread everywhere and oh wait there’s actually a big one over there

All right so I got plenty of other things or uh you know lovely friends with my friends but let me grab some diamonds because I think I can do something oh huh okay run away covering my tracks it over here get over here where’s your hiding where is your hiding spot where what

Okay you stop [Laughter] oh here’s the Sheep all right thank you so focused on getting that giant sheep Corral then why how could you shoot Pierce’s sheep you know it’s fine it’s fine I’m fine Ian all right so look why did you take my diamonds I know you Ian and I know that

You know that I know that you would take my diamond just so you use them against me so you can get my gold great idea why didn’t I think of that oh my God I mean uh uh just you’ll never know listen listen I’m sorry uh you’ll let me go right

Fine but you know what I you have to go like play in the field for a little bit how about that yes I uh I will go help the with this giant Corral how about that you know yeah you know what you can do that I think that you’d be great at

That okay wait a second why are there giant arrows falling from the sky I don’t know but I’m gonna take you down first hang on hang on everyone stop everyone step back nope this is mine I I feel I I don’t know it I think that would actually be perfect compensation

For my two lost giant sheep what do you mean what is that what is that what is going on oh wow I don’t know things are getting a little bit weird here I mean first they’re a giant sheep down there oh that’s a very big fish

Don’t look up don’t look up oh that’s really big oh giant gold and giant TNT okay I got there I got the silverfish I don’t know I feel like we need to step away from the scene I think this is only going to get us into a lot of trouble

Here okay so now I have to find out who took my diamonds Zombies no no no no need help I I think I got it baby no there’s a lot of them oh no oh okay okay okay uh they’ll never follow me through here [Laughter] this is the bigger problem than I imagined Zombies over there wow nice uh wait a minute it looks like really big zombies oh those are pizza oh my God she’s gonna go to the portal on the back of my house oh no oh no get this I did um let’s see uh I have ender pearls

Oh what giant zombies in front of my house oh gosh there’s so many giant zombies okay how are we gonna get away from these zombies oh my God oh my God oh my gosh zombies from the portal dimension Dimension that’s been on your house okay but like why on my house because

Fire okay we’re trying to save everybody okay okay don’t worry I got you I got you I got you let’s see I’m gonna head over there oh it’s okay everyone’s having a rough day your house is blowing up I didn’t get any gold for everyone yeah and someone took my Diamonds oh

You’re going your gold is not the famous is the cows okay Boys boys how about this how about this you boasted to be super super tense so how about I treat no I’m not how about I treat you guys to a spa day also yes Pierce needs to calm down I am go okay okay this is a free hot tub inside this spot

This is my spot welcome sorry um are you guys ready to go inside fine yes yes it’s the biggest one you’ve ever seen this is just a little Shack yeah this is pretty tidy I don’t know if I’m gonna get really relaxed here unless it’s like one of those like steamed sawdust that’d

Be kind of nice that’s because you don’t believe and let your mind expand to the spot