Aphmau – GIRL in an ALL BOYS Minecraft School!

Oh let’s go oh no no no no no this isn’t the school you’re going to me huh that one is wait I’m going to an off voicemail what dumb oh I mean it’s nice but I’m sorry mija I’m poor and I can only afford this school mom you have a Louis Vuitton bag

An Apple watch our phone plan never mind that’s my money though the boys bully me well then I will just run them over with my car mom I mean we’ll talk it over nicely with them and then I’ll run them over with my car okay

I’m gonna be late but you know what it’s fine I can do this I got this oh no come on get over there nerd yeah I believe that is a human of the common girl variety oh shut up you want more nuggets yeah this is a place for boys only

That’s right and you need to leave the objections gotta be careful about that I should have made this announcement sooner but boys meet our first girl student really well you know I’ve never met a girl before uh isn’t your mom a girl no she’s a mom now get out of here

Okay guys there’s literally an all-girls school across the way what what what Factory we need more money to pay for damages to our school which means we need more students so I want you all to be welcoming our first girl student oops I’m sorry our first young lady be nice

To her on the first day and make her feel welcome but I don’t know I mean she does seem nice you want a nugget as well don’t you stay with me for face I don’t care what you boys think you are going to welcome her and end of story

Oh that’s the Bell off to class boys I mean off to class A students away all right that’s gross gotta go into class all right [Applause] Yeah oh is it nice none your business oh nice one how about here Oh there’s a chair right here I can just sit down right here all right hello and welcome my students Pierce get out of my chair and go in the corner oh anyway my name is Mr Travis and today we are going to learn about The Wonderful Whimsical world of math

All right so today we’re going to start with common algebra let us consider a right angled triangle with one of its acute angles [Laughter] yes um someone is throwing spitballs at me whoever’s doing that please stop you’ll get detention anyway math can anyone answer this question The answer is pie oh sorry that’s incorrect but no it’s Pi it’s fine just give me time to prove it let’s see all right so yes Miss athmo um the oh wait I know uh the limit does not exist ah very good very good Zane looks like your title’s up for grabs

And we’re on to the next question okay maybe that was oh they’re glaring at me again uh okay um See my face right now I’m mad shut up Pierce maybe my next class will be better Everything [Applause] to learn about the Fantastical world of spoon [Applause] all right so so this is a soccer ball and Pierce here is our best soccer player so let’s split up into teams here’s in your team

Captains go pick your teams I guess I’ll pick first and I pick G yeah Uh no no you’re right oh yeah you have the new girl what yeah all right fine get over here okay okay come on boys all right looks like we got our teams first team to two points wins are you gonna do anything though man no

No you see in the pack give one shows weakness the others must consume [Laughter] no that’s one point all right nice all right how quiet working come here wow that was amazing did you all see did aphmau scored two goals dears you better watch out she’s coming for you wait

Wait I feel like I keep getting off on the wrong foot with everyone here I just want to fit in um weird question is that strawberry milk huh oh um huh interesting God you’ve got any extras okay that’s that’s my favorite I don’t what here uh you can have this one

There you go oh dang you serious talk to me so nice so so yeah thank you so much [Laughter] Oh that was classic That’s it after school I’m telling my mom that I quit what oh I’m sorry I’m here to make fun of me too so you’re gonna quit now you’re just talking to me so you can pull a prank on me that’s all you’re doing are you quitting or not yes all

Right I hope you find a better place than this wait a better place than this yeah not sure if you noticed but school is not taken care of it’s pretty hard for anyone to care when they feel like they’ve been tossed aside they’re just jerks

Ah yeah but if you leave then they win which means they won your pain stress and time so I’m competitive I’d never let them win hmm okay I think I get it oh good luck with whatever you decide inspirational oh what we’ve never seen this place

I hope you guys like it we don’t we don’t um oh I can make it messy again if you’d like actually no no no no no no no no no no no don’t do that it’s just uh keep it this way um oh uh hey do you guys need um any

Help with the inside of your lockers what what’s with you why do you want to help us clean well you see when I get angry um I don’t have the clean space Orchid and you guys always seem to have such angry faces on all the time so I thought that maybe

Um because the environment wasn’t clean that you know but I’d help you and also that name was happening here what’s going on are you guys okay experiencing feelings what happened she gave us a compliment called beautiful before moms don’t count right like I could wait you guys have never been called beautiful before

No I mean randomly and by a girl nonetheless well I think you’re all beautiful and I feel that we can work together to be beautiful on the inside as well [Applause] um what if we all cleaned the school together right I suppose um we can cancel your afternoon nuggets

Yeah wait you mean move it to another day are you talking to me like I’m a person did you know what let’s clean with a smile come on I’m sure you guys Your Beautiful Smiles show me your smiles Wow wow you guys will just have a good smile in no time anyway come on we can make the smiles even brighter let’s start with your lockers um my mouth hurts right you know if you want to help them yes we’ll work together okay okay but let me warn you it’s really

Messy don’t worry I’m over a challenge nothing will stop me at all let’s open it up open it up oh oh socks oh okay Yeah seven lockers of rats with rats within the rats they’re so fast all right I think I got everything situated oh they’re all clean over here huh did you know like these things over there when you hit a button there was water comes out so you can do clean

Stuff oh like what those are called sinks you wash your hands at them really Don’t you need body spray for that oh you know you don’t just put body spray on to cover up the scent you have to go look look I will show you over here I cleaned the entire bathroom did you know the toilets are actually White you guys are doing such a good job oh you’re so beautiful I finished I finished the hole at the front so now when you walk in the school you don’t fall in the hole because

There’s no hole there because I filled the hole oh Apple Ian oh you guys are doing such a beautiful job the floors are so clean now all the leaves and dirt are gone There’s burgers and cakes can I talk to you for a minute yeah so what’s up yeah um what’s going on well um so you know about before when when you showed up at the first time um so there’s uh have you have you ever uh had uh that that you did that you

Want um so when the door and the whole thing your first place when you’re trying to say is that the thing that you know goes as far as the dream and you know going really far with said dream and you know it’s hard to say this but damn uh yeah a

Dream where you uh where you would uh when you were you uh were you uh what what do you think everyone’s trying to say is hello my friends Lemon Pledge wait am I in the right school what I think you’d be proud to know that that the boys actually

Cleaned up everything they did a lot the boys anyway I want to announce a big announcement we’re going to be having our first school dance so be sure to ask that special someone out principal away oh wow he’s fast and also he destroys the school so somebody out

Dance um someone all right special are you guys okay it was so hot uh do you have a fever don’t worry don’t worry I will help you okay I’ll be back all right let’s see um you okay hey um I just uh want to say that uh He said that he was sore and his poor muscles are gonna be so like sore so I gotta help him yeah and I’m on my my poor muscles sure are you sure you weren’t trying to get her attention you have detention uh what no it uh yes he does yeah and

That’s why he can’t go to the dance yep he can’t go but no no no by the way this is for you what are you doing I need help oh no are you in trouble then are you okay what’s wrong oh F I’m so glad you’re here I can’t solve this math problem

Could you help me oh sure yeah yeah um 62 dance with um oh oh I get it this isn’t a math it’s a English no do you do you understand what I’m trying to say hey turbo nerd huh whoa that’s my writing you stole my idea

Excuse me no it makes sense why you were confused dad you embarrass me in front of her how about you you’re going down now they’re fighting get out of here guys I can take a temperature okay whatever to find over math or English they’re both good subjects okay I’ll just leave

Them alone whatever uh all right you know what maybe I can find someone else and see if they need help I know that they all had fevers and I just want to make sure that oh it looks like they’re setting up the dance here oh hey Pierce

Oh hey about uh hey uh I was wondering if you know uh maybe oh I got the thermometer if you were wondering about that are you still feeling a little feverish no no I just uh hey I was just wondering wait that was a really big thermometer uh anyway

Anyway I don’t know oh no you don’t get over here oh my gosh why is everybody fighting right now what’s do you know what’s going on they want to go to the dance with me what they do really they’re just two stubborn to apologize and ask what wait

Do you want to go to the dance with me wait wait enough okay look first things first y’all are trying to yeah I haven’t announced look I just wanted to fit in here I didn’t want to be too hated or too liked how to be friends with all of you but before

I can even consider you guys asking me out you need to apologize first for your behavior from before I’m sorry wow apologize For you two are kind of nice to me yeah anyway so does that mean you’re taking me to the dance look that’s what I want to talk about next second I said that you were all beautiful and even cute and I really do mean that okay look

And honestly I do want to go to the dance so the person I’ve decided to go to the dance with is is honestly the table I have an announcement to make I just realized that dances cost money and we don’t have that so dance is canceled oh principle away wow

That makes so much here because you don’t have to wait are you guys sad I don’t know it’s just maybe thought it’d be cool to learn dance with you or some I don’t know yeah we don’t get to do that stuff here so it seemed it would be fun

Phew I don’t think any of us thought we’d have the chance to go and now it’s gone I guess wait wait we don’t have to just listen to the principle we can have our own dance and we can all learn together and there doesn’t have to be like a date or

Anything it’s just for fun right that’s true that’s actually a thing sure have you ever tried I died just no so you’re scared to try no I’m not afraid of anything all right come on give it a shot look let’s not look easy all right so all you got to do is just

Put your left foot in right huh and then put your left foot out and left foot in and you shake it all about uh pretty easy right so I’m having a hard time I gotta think about this one easy keep trying I don’t know I gotta think about things

I knew this was gonna be crazy I got you