APHMAU MARRIED A VAMPIRE KING?! 😱

Another what scy human what are you doing what are you doing come here kissy are you sure this is going to work oh yeah yeah don’t worry this is going to be the best prank ever so just stay right here okay but do I have to run I’m turning my friends into baby

Vampires yes you’re the princess in the tower now come on we already called for them so you can’t F out could have gotten me something like purple or pink also boys are really mean this is going to work just trust me oh a now I’m here

To marry you don’t worry Fair Maiden we shall save you boy all right and let’s do it and then a wedding shut up and help me come on this is like the dumbest prank ever oh my gosh what the uhoh I don’t think that’s a good idea what what are you

Doing what are they making I’ve never seen one with two HS all right now go oh my great creation and save AAU from the tower we made a two-headed Iron Golem are you kidding me wait is that coming up oh I got should have brought some end pearls something I can jump survive

Right uhoh uhoh okay oh uh Dane it’s tiing wait what that’s not supposed to happen whated you’re back C human we’ve got to stop meaning like this you all right yeah I’m I’m fine thanks for sa are you all right I’m good I’m totally fine

Thanks to him I mean yes what Zan the thing’s gone Haywire help stand back I’ve got this who hey that was mine and it was trying to kill everyone save the bride you cage what R I have a ring cage waa you went Jared rings I don’t know

Anything about it what’s going on Gage more like en ra baby vampire done for demon boy way what you think that’s a smart IDE what about you annoying one got to go that’s what I thought um well I think it’s time to get out of here yeah do you

Mind get me a ride back sure come on oh thanks I appreciate it woo this is crazy I love flying oh thanks for the ride I appreciate it your house is the ugly purple one right yeah hey I tried my best of course and I died to make sure

That they could Escape cuz you know can’t ruin their engagement after all look it’s a scrawny human hey the demon save me after the GOL destroyed everything you guys started this yeah you’ve got to fix it I’m not sure how the Rings were summoned to me though

Wait oh my gosh you have rings looks like my prank wedding c a real wedding after all wait what Casey we can’t encourage this we can’t let AAL marry someone like him what does that mean little man do you mean the handsome part strong and cool part the dream eyes I

Don’t see a downside of this I agree it’s the demon part casy really me I’m you yeah you’re right I’m sorry no you’re not just for that you’re going to help me make some P come on hey wow stay away from him are you humans always this weird H sometimes

Casy insane tend to be a little weird all right whatever we’re getting you home yeah you like it like it I love it it’s amazing good now let’s get you inside really we can go inside yeah you know I made sure the inside has stuff um sure I

Wa it’s even more beautiful on the inside on the outside looks spooky but here look at this place I got a microwave this is so cool um yeah I figured you’d like the ugly purple Decor yeah I don’t use the campfire anymore I got a microwave that’s crazy so what are

You doing at for this oh well I I didn’t have any plans oh I was wondering I want to go fishing do you want to go fishing yeah sure so this is where I like to fish well this is horrendously cute yeah I made it up all by myself while I’ve

Decorated and stuff but uh you got a rod yeah yeah come on let’s do this all right let’s go fishing so is this what we do we got to wait for something to come you know oh okay it’s nice spending time with you since you know we’re

Engaged and everything and uh oh oh I got a name tag what you a some rotten flesh wait is this really how you fish uh how do you fish do demons have a different way to fish or something like that well you know normally we go

Fishing in lava but uh here watch this what are those a little bit of demon lava you know heat up that water and the fish will come wa oh that’s so cool oh you know we still have to go get him from the water but you got

The yeah I can jump in if you like no no don’t do that I’ll go oh what the [Applause] H this hot oh stop drop and roll stop droping roll no no just leave them on fire oh come on stop drop and roll got it got it uh let’s see oh great oh boy um that was that was hot what were you doing at the bottom of the lake yeah huh

A would you believe me if I said I was looking for Treasure uh no well what if I was taking it back you don’t bathe that much what are you talking about what UD you don’t bathe yeah his mom would tell him to and he never

Whatever oh I think I get what you’re up to yeah yeah dude do you no it’s a hot tub or not that’s what he gets for spying on us well then back to fishing huh it’s really cool and everything but I haven’t really looked upstairs what’s

Up this way ooh a library with an enchanting table look at this place oh where’s the bedroom actually it’s over here you just missed hello you scared me there a moment sorry about that but uh listen I have a little bit of a surprise for you

You know a little bit of an engagement gift for you an engagement gift what like a present yeah we caught it on the way here oh look at the puppy so cute oh my gosh I love him I thought you would but here it loves e coal what is it oh a

Cole because it’s another puppy we go in oh it looks adorable he’s perfect so anyway this is the bedroom oh a beds they’re next to each other what wait is is that a problem like I thought thought we you know being engaged and all did

You do that is that done by itself wait me no no I didn’t do it the house you know the house when I made it it kind of need to in that it’s okay don’t worry about it this is unacceptable great another scy human what are you doing son

You better get my bed back right now right why did you do that is that a light sword an angel sword how could you good you shouldn’t be getting married let alone to a demon you know what puppy what get him there we go there we go this isn’t

Over I got to go find the demon uh let’s see where could it responded that another you annoying little human what’s this about half M half M half M Welcome To My Leg and I knew this device that I stole from zay’s SL would work Aaron didn’t know what hit him ah

Anyway doesn’t matter it brought you here human I can’t get out of here something about this Force Field’s keeping me locked inside yeah hey hey quiet you now I found the reason I did all of this was because all of your trouble started when this annoying demon

Man made you wear that ring I just wanted to uh you know put him down here and uh get you something of my own so without any fur further Ado will you marry me oh oh that looks disgusting is that an onion ring onion r

No it’s a ring that cheese ring do you know how much gold I gathered for this melted it down uh kind I I circles are hard you know but anyway I made this for you it’s cute but no thanks though wait so so so are you saying you you you you

Don’t want to marry me I mean if it was an onion ring probably but you know it’s fine it’s fine hang on uh let me just uh put this away let me put this away uh because uh since he said no now I have to kill the demon man

Okay that makesense anyway is that so come [Applause] here I’m I’m no you believe in me right I mean yes I do I do believe in you you got this but uh I believe in him are you all right yeah yeah we should we should get out of

Here yeah I mean come on he’s probably upstairs anyway he’ll respawn for sure let’s get rid of this it’s all right and yeah take us B um are you ready mhm yep I I I do want this let’s do it then yep oh looks so cute with a bow all right

Let’s go you ready here let’s uh put it right there there you go all right just stay right there and right all right they’re ready we are gathered here today for the marriage of wol and meowza if there is anyone in the audience who uh you know doesn’t want that to happen uh

Just say it now uh wait huh we don’t have anybody they’re they’re good all right uh do you meowza take wolf soul to be your lawfully wetted dog this is so nice and you wolf Soul take meowsa to be your lawfully wetted cat is everything

You wanted it is and by the power vested in Me by the mods of Minecraft I Now Pronounce You dog and cat you may now go eat cake I don’t know what time to dance oh nice move Zane yeah finally time to break out you humans are so weird a few

Moments later going to mess with me looking like this she when I got my huh all right everybody take care about stuff while she’s gone my chance everyone stop stop stop before evil AOW decides to hurt you you’re right about being evil what do you got to do huh you super easier to

Take advantage of a come on yeah yeah I mean like we could do things like uh like kick your dog and you’d still be nice watch what the no [Applause] my oh no why you got the bridge it’s in what what me two with one stone

If you value your life you better run yep already doing it Bye Z I’ll take your house thank all right Zane oh Zane oh oh my gosh oh my gosh watch how Casey’s behind you get out of here what well you summoned me I was trying to take a shower come here come here come here okay all right Casey’s over there okay

And also you left early so I want to Revenge all right you’re my minion and you can do whatever I say you’re going to go inside and ask Casey on a date can I at least get dressed first half out no no ask her on a date fine or else I’ll snap again

Okay okay let’s see oh also Zane you have to replace the word I with me you can’t say like I want this you have to say me want this okay go go go yes ma’am how this goes I want to see Casey see put some clothes on uh Casey

Um me want to go on a date with you uh sure what wait really me never really thought this was going to work yeah let me go get you some armor or something uh yes yes me appreciate it very much no this is going too well for him I can’t I

Want him to suffer you know what it’s fine I have an idea of how to save this all right let’s see uh over here oh some coaches nice give me those coaches here and then uh oh I’m going to take that yeah I’ll take that for later all right all right I’ve

Done and uh chip chip chip chip it’s me Zade it’s a it’s me what is it I’m here to be your pet you have to protect me if cas hurts me I’m going to be very mad at you yes but Casey hates rats I I know and look look

Look I don’t worry make up an excuse okay okay I got some iron armor for you and Casey Casey wait uh this is uh this is uh my little chef yeah yeah he’s a cooking rat I’m also stabbing rat disgusting no no no no just what uh

Little rat could you cook us something nice chip chip chip chip thank you little rat I will make this see he’s going to work on a nice little uh smoothie I think Kochi wait what is that and then oh uh it’s um little chef what are

You doing oh no is it putting a roach in the pler oh so gross no no no no me sorry get him out oh why does this have to happen that’ll show them oh I can’t be an evil ruler I don’t even like being evil I just snapped so everyone would respect

Me but maybe I won’t be so bad maybe I just have to boss people around tell them what to do like a new manager at McDonald’s I got this i got this like what are you guys doing over there wonderful night come here stand before me stand before

Me yes ma’ of course siram first things first uh drink these one for each of them there you go thank you I was thirsty give him one potion thank you are they yummy now drink the potion drink up okay now what there we go beautiful what happened

Now you all are officially my minions and I can summon you wherever I like so for now you’re free to go until I call you okay go ahead go ahead everyone go okay bye bye cuz I still don’t have the now that you’re my minions I can

Teleport you back to me now all of you time to get to work fix up my house yes ma’am right away ma’am okay yeah sure sure there’s some materials in there materials okay uh I actually do like this what’s who hang on you hurt what I led and now

I’m going to hurt what you love wait what are you talking about I didn’t hurt your okay okay I’m just going to go home you you broke my home there you are get over here you don’t make me do this I can’t myself I’m going to do this give me your sword

I got your sword take your sword okay uh sword didn’t work uh how about uh It Blow Me Up get her hey uh wait w w w Shin so brightly in the Twilight welcome Zane I want to show you something can’t know you’re having a little date over there see that little

Date isn’t it so cute it’s adorable isn’t it yeah it is now you are going to go and fight for Kim’s hand in marriage what I um I sure I guess I mean why you are my minion remember right no no no fight with your words insults not yeah yeah yeah trust

Me go go go have fun okay let’s do this and then I said he was being a sussy b oh funny s what are you doing here Kim I am here to confess my love for you yes wait what yes no I oh I can’t say it you I

Love you’re right there I love you too ohg this is just too much I’m so t wait a minute wait a minute Kim actually loves rabbits wait that’s right that’s right and whoever can catch the White Rabbit will marry Kim what wait do have to get married done catch the white rabbit come

Here White Rabbit M M M mine come here oh no where on Earth is the White Rabbit uh way there’s got to be one somewhere youing my dat okay catch the black rabbit I don’t see a white one anywh I don’t see one either Kim I didn’t play

This one all right here’s some creepers wait what the okay these will be a little harder um distance distance guys can you please get the black rabbit so somebody can marry Kim already uh yep done why don’t you take care of the creepers I think you get along well with

Them oh no I think they like you a bit more noi I don’t know saying they seem to be interest catch I got the black rabbit at this anyone Lo so Pi thought he could break into my house stab me and explode me he won’t get away with it I

Know he’s my minion and I can make him do whatever I wanted but what’s the fun in that why I get my other minions to do exactly what I want them to a I really have snap haven’t I okay no it’s fine Minions what’s going on oh Z get out of your towel put some armor on just give me a minute no no no no it’s fine Zane come here come here I don’t want you to bother the prey all right listen up what I have something in mind for you

Remember how you kicked my dog earlier Ian yeah Ian that wasn’t me well all of you started this mess so you’re all going to clean it up and you’re going to clean up Pierce’s sheep Follow My Lead ready and what are you doing what’s going on perfect what wait what all right all

Right what am I you are all dogs and yes you have the ability to crouch as you please or walk on uh actually everyone sit sit perfect perfect sit oh all right no we’re going to go and we’re going to introduce ourselves you follow my lead I

Will don’t oh also you can’t talk to him you must bark at him okay this is what happens when you make me snap okay come On hi yes de evil how are you doing today yes hi I want to introduce you to my new pack of dogs look at them water those they’re just normal livecraft Wolves CLE you I know you stab a few moments later welcome everyone to prison [Applause] No no that that doesn’t sound like a gay thing to do I don’t know about that no it’s Nota but you know what this is the Minecraft prison because you are all here for your Minecraft Prime you can’t prove anything it’s your fault that we got caught in the first place hey how

Did I okay I didn’t know that the loto was packing all right I calm down calm down everyone all right I am the war here yeah I’m the Waring here today okay and I’m going to keep you in line but we’re going to make this a little fun

Right I’m going to let you guys attempt to escape not right now not right now there is no way you can get out of here okay but I’ll be watching you and you know what if you manage to escape I will give you guys a whole stack of diamonds prisoner wait

What okay it it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the stack of diamonds this sounds great whole stack and a whole stack of gold what what I’m all right I’m in I’m in guys all right so you have to find a way to get out all right and I’m going to leave you guys

Alone okay I’m going to put this here I’m going to get out too you sorry sorry sorry okay uh they’re going to have you guys just want to get lunch and wave us out no I don’t want to get lunch I want to get out of here yeah let’s out let’s do it

Is so so you guys are probably wondering what’s going on here well as you can see my little Prin and it’s actually an illusion so I have a little diarama here of everyone and I can see exactly what they’re doing and I can actually impact their world for example I can put a

Sheep right here see and Pierce can’t get it see that wait a sheep maybe I okay I with I I I can talk to animals I I I swear I can get that sheep to help us out hey hey little sheepy what are you talking about let’s see what their

Little escap Temple look like just got to get my inflection right speak well okay so we got to find a way out uh the best way to do that is uh we got to we got to we got to blow up the prison cool anybody got a way of doing that um

Hey yeah like where the other TNT speaking of blowing up T let let’s give them a warning I think seems to be do you that okay Egg and I can put this Inside Man they they got short Fus I don’t know where the creeper came from but it it it

Was like wearing a a guard uniform I have an idea what I tell you what you you uh you just got you guys act cool and I’m going I’m going to go tricep it all right what is he up to no okay maybe make a cake and put a file in it maybe

That would help us get out oh here what see if I can actually didn’t notice that I brought this with me just got that in that little sneak and Bo Bo I they gave us supposed server glitch I just got it okay I’m I’m going to Burrow under

I’m going to Burrow under there we go no hi is this [Laughter] growing yes what are you doing we’re trying to finish guys up to something okay just going to go just going to go up to something guys guys guys guys guys guys I’m a plan FL come over here come

Over here come here come on come on come on come on I drilled through come on I found this pickaxe let’s go let’s go let’s go I got it I got it all set down all right never mind here what the heck are you oh officers

Offic that was a terrible idea why I I I I swear there was a hole there at least for a second I I don’t know where went to there was all you did was lead us into a trap with all the creepers yeah no I know I was

There I I also blew up so thank thanks for that yep yep yep we I did not appreciate it blow it out we haven’t even looked inside yet what what if we find something in here we go I got to see what they’re doing what do we have

To work with go remove the roof there’s a perfect perfect perfect let’s see oh there’s a kitchen oh nice we got water there’s a lot of water up here it’s like I guess people like shower or something what what if we used the water to do

What um swim out FL we make a flood we like flood the prison and then and then they just like the water will be high enough then we can just get out yeah uh uh yeah yeah yeah fortunately I snuck in a bucket how’d you get one of those in

Here anyway oh hang on great stopped oh guys I can see let me try here creepers all right creepers no no no no no no don’t come near me don’t come near me please don’t come near me okay okay what about that’s oh no oh no oh that’s a lot of dudes

Oh this is great so good stay away stay away no I made it the creepers didn’t take me out nice nice nice nice nice officer creeper back the door try get the door yeah what yeah I I I feel like I’ve come to a decision here and I I think I

Want to see if you agree with me okay what is it I really don’t like it here and I’d like to go away oh my gosh you too oh that’s that’s so great I agree I know oh I’m so glad I I I was worried that I was the only person okay okay

Okay but but how do we do it um uh oh she said we could talk to the warden oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we should definitely don’t talk to the warden we just just tell them how much we hate to hear and then when they know

How bad it is we’ll just tell they’ll just let us out cuz they’ll feel so bad right oh my gosh that is this is the perfect plan it’s you got got sometimes you got to use the old ticker you know the old brain it helps a lot security

Guards we demand to speak to the manager I mean I mean the warden yeah the manager Warden uh I I don’t think the warden wants to be called mag and well will get like life s get rid of that oh look at this complaining works now wait oh it

Went away hold try again complaining what here stop breaking it I’m not breaking it something else is happening uh we don’t like ourselves we get whatever they getting try and oh it BR yeah yeah just guess we don’t know our own strike or something huh woohoo we got a thing wa No as we are hey heyy let us outop let us out let us stop dude come on please yes we need to complain to the warden come on guys we’re off to complain to the warden the warden of this weird tail okay so so who knows where the warden’s office is I

Don’t know I I assume it’s like in the fanciest part of the entire jail right made this fire that’s a good question me we are pretty hot oh it’s spring I’m sure it’s why there more why is there more why am I on fire yeah let’s put it

Out let’s put it out I got this okay that is another complaint that I have for the warden why is there a wall of fire now why are you setting that many fires I’m not setting any fires I’m trying to put them out this is the cafeteria I think

We’re getting closer I mean I I I am feeling hungry but we have a mission we are on a mission let’s focus let’s focus we need to get oh look at this there’s a side right here that says warden’s office okay all right we just got to get in there

And uh W well that’s that’s a weird circumstance but looks like a delicious one yeah wait who ate the cake wait stop eating who’s eating all the cake I want I want names I haven’t even got blame what what no I didn’t eat it no stop eating the cake I eaten it these

Two are in front of me the cake is there’s a c over there don’t yeah this Is that was my cake what I was even near it my it was right next to me oh there’s another one someone blame me I feel so betrayed finally get some cake bye cake no no no it’s m making a scene in of the other prisoners

Starting to watch us hey guys guys guys this prisoner who must have eaten the cake did you eat it I got so that way they can help out here cafeteria fight we know your Emerald secret you’ve been eating the cake the guards are here uhoh uhoh

They’re rolling oh no no no let’s reveal the warden like a bell we can ring to see the warden or hey Andrew what are you doing in here no no no all right prisoners I I think I know where you are yeah we’re locked up surprise yeah I

Mean you can look us you did it right where you left us look guys I’m on the same level as you see see we are together in this okay this is a challenge for you you have to survive in this prison in order to get the grand

PRI your door is open stop being goody tushi you should have escaped honor System yeah you know maybe if I’m be good enough can I get out I me my sound’s extended door is so tough I’m going to let you guys out and I’m going

To let you try to escape okay let me see um let’s see this right here there you go oh okay stay right there been on My Own Strength wo I’ll let you guys figure it out I’m going to go over here okay okay I guess she’s by Tak by herself

Some time all right I put out this fire fire is hot yeah I learned that today you learn something new every day every school day oh man where’s so much trouble I can’t Believe I got hey got to give us an opportunity you know oh that’s right you can see me I forgot to put the illusion up it’s fine you know what it’s fine it’s fine I’ll just watch you guys remember there’s some things I can’t see you can’t see okay okay

Okay when you were in the warden’s office I was like I was mashing buttons all over the place what that what of the hatches opened up and look what I found I found one of these for you and one of these for you and one of these for you

Look at that look at that I’m thinking hey hey put him away put them away put them away put him away oh hello GI uh giant lady we’re not hiding anything you know what I’m going to make it fair for you guys how about this why won’t take down any of the

Walls or anything like that I’ll just kind of let you guys do your own thing and I’ll just try to guess what you’re doing okay all right okay okay but remember there are some things that I can’t see happening under my nose just just letting you know like like your mouth no no

No but we can’t see your nose do I’m going to dig down here oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let’s dig let’s dig let’s dig oh they’re going down oh they’re going under okay um let’s see all right let know what direction I’m I’m totally

Lost as soon as I lose the light I don’t know I think we want to go this way hang on how far does the Bedrock there this much Bedrock we’re not that Bedrock is just like covering this whole they think there’s Bedrock there keep going keep

Going keep going she she had to have slipped up somewhere right I have an idea I have an idea how about we do something like this and put like you know we lost no no we lost kawhai Chan you’ve been in prison so long you don’t even know who we are anymore what

Happened Pierce i i i prison changed me man it changed me in ways that I can’t even take a we only been in here for like 2 hours what we lost no uh I I not oh now we lost oh yeah I think I think

We deserve a rest nice might be a good time for it you know when we get out of this place maybe I’ll open up a shop to sell Cobblestone what do you think of that nah it sounds dumb yeah who would who would open up like a cobblestone

Shop that would be that would be ridiculous you get Cobble right on the wall see bam Cobble there’s more wait what are you doing there’s more gold I don’t know what’s happening it’s like it’s like being born H we need to talk about your gold addiction I it’s not an

Addiction it’s it’s me wanting to be rich when we get out of here all right what what’s the next plan she a look at you aren’t you just so adorable I’ll save your she there we go okay we’re good we’re good we’re good wait they’re multiplying wait why are

They multiplying I don’t know Butner time stop stop stop what is happening what’s going on we don’t know oh and green sheep uhoh the guard’s back back she back she dig our way out dig our way out dig our way out maybe anything that’s not Bedrock it’s Bedrock yeah I’m well hopefully

They’ll be a little sheepish the next time they give that a shot hey I don’t think this whole second thing’s working guys where going where are you going I still don’t understand how we’re supposed to play basketball without a ball um well let’s see do you bounce you guys figure out where the

Basketball is no I got the FL from one of the guards try they’re so poor these poor babies hello giant minecft here hello okay all right hey hey hey so let’s have a talk all right so I stopped spying and you know but hey let’s just talk about

These other prisoners look at this prisoner who escaped successfully look at look at Bob look at Bob he escaped he’s going to get all the diamond gold no way hey Bob got no please don’t you walk away from us Bob don’t you dare I will give you

Something to do you know since you seem pretty bored I’m going to give you guys something great look behind you watch look at that knowledge paper knowledge knowled knowledge favorite thing books are dumb are there comic books in here wow I mean there’s all kinds of books there’s lots of paper

There’s lots of stuff all right I’m going to leave you guys B okay I’mma to leave you guys be there you go lots of paper paper lots of paper m m