Babysitting APHMAU in Minecraft!

My friends always treat me like the baby of the group which is why I became that baby now they are going to pay as they have to actually take care of me in Minecraft but I’m going to be the one to send them home Crying by the time I’m done

Oh it’s so adorable now my friends are going to know what it’s like to take care of a little version of me and I’m gonna make a well actually let me get some food first potato why can’t I eat this hey why can’t I eat this what’s going on

Uh all right maybe I need like um oh my friends that’s right but I’m this little I can’t do certain things so now my friends have to take care of me all right uh where they at oh there he is okay uh see gotta come down here let’s get their attention um

We’re gonna do this I’m gonna cry Oh I mean aphmau’s always cute Casey but wow she does look adorable now I guess so can you guys take care of me please I need help in Minecraft I have some things to do but then I can help yeah I’m going mining otherwise I would yeah

Uh Trump and practice for a very princess little helpless baby all by herself in the cold yep that’s because you that’s because you guys are bad at taking care of anything yeah all you baby me and none of you would last a day taking care of me

That’s why you’re saying no I’ll have you know I am the best at kicking babies uh yeah no what how else do you take care of the things best of babysitting babies of course are the two of you saying that I’m not the one that should

Be in charge of taking care of aphmau because the best person is definitely me like look at this see I’ve got some stuff here I don’t need it yeah yeah yeah yeah you know anyone can give gifts I’m gonna teach you how to be great at Minecraft

There’s no place for that mirror baby you can’t tell me what to do if you can’t catch ing down are you all right um yes but it hurts no no no no no man me yeah someone responsible oh this is a cute little place oh so we’re gonna have so

Much fun together because I’m the best babysitter yeah you know even when I’m Stephen mischievous might be okay this is not a tech I can’t I can’t okay um so what are you doing first okay I’m gonna craft some baby items for you so stay right here oh whoa oh I thought I

Was gonna break out of the Season Casey you can’t leave a baby in a decade no I’m gonna make you something here it is what is that oh this is kind of cute I don’t know you can make baby items with this model I know I’ll make you some

Okay maybe she is the best babysitter give me give me give me oh I need to make you some baby books now oh there you go they’re very important oh it’s got a bunny on it this is so cute advancement learned the ABCs I’m growing Batman was learning baby stuff hey it’s

Because I am a baby star this book now oh another book wasn’t achievement can I get anything for this one this one oh I’m I’m gosh hey um Casey do you know how like uh the book you know how to make a balloon to my Minecraft

Well I’ve never been before but I can look it up do you want one oh yes 100 give me the balloon Thank you I got a balloon I love this toy it’s my favorite toy but Ian hey Ian do that what what is it little aphmau baby take a balloon Me are you hungry oh yeah yeah I’m so hungry give me some food okay I’m getting a baby cake There’s a baby cake oh okay oh it’s an actual cake I was really worried there all right yummy give me give me oh my gosh wow I’m so fat oh my God why am I going it’s a cigarette I should be having cake I’m a baby

Oh I wonder what else I can do here as a baby okay where’s that baby you hey who are so you wanna be a prankster huh um I am all right it’s gonna be great wait all right come with me baby is it gonna be great what what is that so

You’ve obviously got the mind of a prankster so I’m gonna teach you everything there is to learn and then everyone will give me gifts for being the best baby sister uh so number one part of pranks is explosions so this is how you make TNT you need some sand and something hey I

Know that yeah more sand let me let me show him how much of a star student I am oh you’ll find gunpowder for the TNT I really know can I yeah you got it let’s go right to the mines Where were you two going I thought KC was babysitting well yeah but it’s my turn now yeah no I’m going with what no it’s my turn Ian I don’t trust you now come on yeah Okay kiddo here are the minds and uh here are some tools for you gold is always the best kidding me she’s a baby she needs baby trees Foreign Anywhere near you come on it’s my turn to babysit you yay so what exactly do baby they aren’t normal in Minecraft uh I got a book um and I got another book oh I got it come with me oh I want to do stuff well kids love animals right yes let’s try some

Horseback riding give me the pony actually no no no you get off of that horse you’re too small for that one no no no no I bought the voice I’m sorry There are some other animals for you to play with my sheep yeah how’s that song go uh baa baa black sheep have you went he’s a white sheep okay um not very good I mean it’s still very soft standing animals yeah we can totally do that but

Right now I’m just gonna keep you nice and safe no up just not you know keeping you nice and warm in this little enclosed face there you go no no no going out of it okay okay I’m not gonna stand still no no let’s go I can’t keep tracking me because I’m so

Oh do you want toy no okay puppy don’t like me I do have a bone I could try to tame the puppy with boom boom boom oh [ __ ] me once upon yay come on come on I didn’t realize they followed you that’s that’s new maybe it’s kind of a baby

Look I got a new friend and he cute oh no that is not safe get away don’t worry I will keep you safe okay Wolf come back here where’d he go Circle of Life the baby’s gone yeah I’ll never forget you come on Mr Potato let’s go okay I’m

Gonna leave those there for now I don’t need them right here and I’ve got my own tools wait what baby stuff what happened to all my diamond stuff it was like some player data corruption or something like that oh all right I still have some some stuff over here potion stuff cool

Ah getting tired wait wait did they take stuff from upstairs oh oh no not my oh my diamonds and they left a note diamonds aren’t for babies you can have them back when you’re a big kid again Casey ah of course she’s the one with me messing

With things that are sharp it’s only sharp if you craft them but now I’m gonna go be a fussy baby I’m gonna show her exactly guys my job what is baby saying hey why’d you take my stuff well it’s not safe for a baby to have real diamond tools and stuff so

We agreed to take him away just so you don’t cause any more trouble I’ll give you trouble all right you want trouble I’ll give you some trouble yeah I’m crawling now baby not touching the floor no come on I want to touch the germs all right well you know I can always kick

You there instead no no wait wait I don’t want to go I’m running downstairs oh I mean it’s nice kind of cool so now that I’m in here what do we do all right first off we’re gonna learn how to walk excuse me Casey I’m my legs I’m walking oh oh yeah yeah

She is well we can craft baby food then see I found this nice recipe that uses a carrot okay you’re a potato and a glass bottle so just give me one second okay sounds very good does Zay know how to cook like the baby food well not really yeah that doesn’t sound

Good for this here we go here that’s a stew I don’t like it looks poison get I don’t think you made it right what no yes I do look you can just try it look all you need to take is one bite one little bite I’m getting tired I know

I appreciated and everything but nap time and do you really want to take care of baby oh yeah okay then um we can play a game called peekaboo peek-a-boo uh well how are we gonna cover our eyes [Laughter] or at least treat me like a adult close that ah

I can’t believe this I’m gonna go take a nap everyone’s taking things a little too far this isn’t exactly what I wanted but now it’s time for some payback all right let’s see teach them to teach me treat me like the baby of the group should be the Redstone TNT in a furnace

I can do some fun stuff with this stuff all right TNT and then a furnace and then now I come in here Casey Casey come take care of me oh I’m very hungry And my hunger bar is really low and I don’t have the baby food but I just really miss like baked potatoes can I get that I’ll make you oh thank you not go to Ian okay let’s see what’s going on here uh something I can mess with

Oh oh a chest let’s see what he’s got oh of course all his gold let me just uh take oh look at this with your chest opening downstairs I should probably go investigate he’s in my house gonna crawl is there anyone well at least my chest is still here at

Least where’s my gold it was it wasn’t here and that was Johnny here I better find a word when someone in the hub hasn’t taken it oh you didn’t see me now let’s see one more prank how did you get in there are you all right

What happened look let me just get out oh what happened what is this that’s someone trapped me after can you get me out of here please oh no I can’t because I’m a baby and I know how to help you stuck like that sorry what do you mean

All right now that they’re all taken care of I think I deserve a nap Guys we realized we’re going about this the wrong way we kept trying to do things on our own but clearly you need attention from all of us uh okay but how about this um what if I said I took a nap so you all could you know have a

Break oh no no no no no we’re so excited to have this whole babysitting daycare just for you excuse me nobody get back here They’re tall enough I can hide here come on where is she where’d she go far with those little tiny legs hey right all right didn’t see me perfect I gotta get here forgot about me okay bring it over here looks like somebody needs a timeout a time out

I don’t need a time out you can nap here you said you needed a nap right we’ll be back in just a bit I can just jump over this but before we a baby cake you know not bad I can say this for later all right it’s uh Casey

Hey uh do you have any more of those baby cakes all right getting out they really need to like make better defenses for a baby they’re getting worse and worse uh how’s the baby supposed to have any fun on this server oh nice going Zane is not gonna fight me

How is that my fault it is wait a minute um hey so about the daycare guys um I I’m good bye-bye that is so cool oh good thing I see that I gotta get out of here okay my Sugar Rush is over man I kept crashing into everything let’s get a little dark

Though wait guys I see her come on kidding me come on [Laughter] oh I don’t have any more cake how am I supposed to jump over this without Sugar Rush Oh skeletons what ah nice nice hearing this dangerous Dark Forest oh he’s actually helping me oh nice ah it’d

Be sadder if I had a gold sword but yeah out of here is everyone okay oh actually Ian what what is it um I totally didn’t steal this but there you go there’s a sword what no come on enough fighting let’s go back to the hub oh okay all right guys I know

You really tried but even as a baby I ended up taking care of myself and you guys we’re sorry we just and I was clearly the bestest babysitter okay hold on I think we were all a little too focused on what it means to be the best babysitter and not enough on

What you actually needed from us sorry aphmau that’s okay you know what I do need for myself there you go I need to go back to me and you go back to me and you guys need to stop treating me like a baby okay so we can all agree I

Was the best babysitter oh not a competition I guess um hold on I don’t mean to come up between the guys but I was no you weren’t but no way no it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay um I took all my diamonds