Bahri – Minecraft But every Block is Cursed…

All right i know for a fact i have just walked into the most cursed world ever in minecraft because those are salmon and they are swimming in mid-air i mean i can hear the sounds of water and i can even see the bubbles there’s not a single bit

Of water and on top of that look at this i can’t get in the door the villager can’t get out my friend i’m so sorry you’re stuck in there i will find a way to get you out i’ve got absolutely zero idea what else is cursed in this

Minecraft world but i’m on a mission to find out and uncover the deep dark secrets of cursed minecraft let me through this fence excuse me but did that just break in reverse wait hold on it’s breaking in reverse it doesn’t build up it builds down these mechanics are insane

You’ve placed two crafting tables give me an axe can i get an axe it gave me an upside down axe what in the world is that right there he saw oh it’s it’s written in reverse it’s wooden axe if you just split that oh my gosh the durability the durability

Is destroyed and i’m holding it from the sharp end it does work as expected though that’s good news even though it still breaks in reverse well you know what i’ll run across what should be water here casually over to that tree over there and use my vapoon eoxia in

Order to bust down another one of these blocks in reverse oh my gosh my axe just broke are you kidding me all right might as well go break the pickaxe as well is there any cobblestone here yeah yeah here let me just use my fist there we go stone in reverse as well

What what is that a stone pebble oh limony don’t throw the stone pebble again okay short breather here for a second i almost nuked myself can i make some bread maybe maybe i can make bread okay please moment of truth yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes please work oh

Thank the lord almighty we can make some bread folks french bread it’s a croissant and eat some bread oh my the bread killed me it was so promising and then all right i’ve got to develop a strategy here because it’s almost nighttime already and all i figured out so far is

That liquid does not exist i have nuclear weapons in my inventory that i can chuck at cows and delete them oh wait there’s steak can i eat the steak i’m not gonna try to eat the steak that sounds like a horrible idea i’m not gonna try to eat

The steak here we go here we go i’ve got an idea blow up the house out the house and collect everything fantastic yes i do hear you mr zombie but i have a nuclear weapon inside my arse too close that’s what i’ve got to show for myself 10 minutes into this world nuclear

Weapons collected i can’t eat food i’ve got a couple of crafting tables that might be useless i see a chest in there so i’m gonna see if you have any iron i’m sorry villagers and see if i can quickly craft some stone tools there we

Go and pickaxe oh yes we can get a regular pickaxe there we go this world is just absolutely wrecking me right now i need to figure out if there’s something that i can eat here they oh the coldest sweet berries made dirt i can eat dirt oh yes i can eat dirt this

Is a massive accomplishment oh thank you we can munch all the dirt down and we can also eat the wrong iron there you go the more you learn i do have nuclear devices that i can chuck and everything i can even chuck it oh can i beat the

Column down and grab some iron didn’t drop any seriously didn’t drop any iron i’m gonna use this to just dig nuke the whole floor down here do i see any iron anywhere i just need some iron How why is there a pig down here oh my gosh just back off did all my stuff get lost oh golly oh geez okay here we go yeah eat my nuclear devices yeah gotcha all right let me please reverse break some iron there we go okay progress is

Being made here we go i can make an iron pickaxe or whatever in the world this pickaxe is gonna be called when we bust it down got it got it got it got it and there’s some coal over here i believe or is that just this cobblestone stuff ouch

This world is so darn cursed back off i’m gonna kill myself again on accident At first i thought this would be a really valuable tool to have and now i’m just thinking that it sucks i just need an iron pickaxe so we can mine diamond i can’t mine diamond we’re gonna not be able to get anywhere because the diamond

Is must be op in a world like this so let me check yes we’ve got ourselves some ingots and we’ve got ourselves some sticks without dying yet we need a cursed iron pickaxe so we’ll grab that for only the most extreme of circumstances okay let’s just go for

Diamond now and safely just eat this stuff out of the way we can get rid of all of it so fast and it drops from everything so we can pick it up so dang quickly oh there’s diamond i found diamond okay go down carefully there we go this

Worked perfectly yes yes okay got the diamonds well there’s more diamond up there too excellent okay we got the diamond please drop diamond oh it’s a step yes yes more diamonds more diamonds more diamonds oh yes can i craft anything with you we can craft a reverse diamond pickaxe as well the ax

Well pickaxe let me just grab the rest of these diamonds and then we’re gonna go to the nether if the overworld is cursed hopefully the nether will be just a tad bit better is my vision i accidentally threw one of the explosive cobblestone i really gotta take those out of my hot

Bar that is such a bummer the pig just tried to blow up on me i was just grabbing my goods why did that pig nuke me oh jeez um wait wait wait wait wait wait i can throw these at you and get you as long as i get a safe distance away

You guys will last no chance yep yes oh that is very joyful in the times when i really want to use it and not so joyful in the other times give me my diamond down can i eat this now i just wasted three diamonds i don’t even care anymore what are these pigs

Doing down oh the pigs are creepers that’s why it blew up watch me be able to pick this bedrock up with this bucket that would be hilarious oh my gosh i can i can pick the bedrock up with the butt are you kidding me what does it do if i place it

Down it didn’t what did nothing Oh it flows out like liquid wait what liquid bedrock and it disappears just like liquid too what can we use that for wait if we can’t grab water how we’re gonna there’s gonna be a different way to make another portal uh what’s hard to get the cobblestone’s hard to get sort

Of okay i need a bed to sleep in the sheep drop to bed place that down excellent all right i’m going to try and build another portal out of cobblestone don’t judge me for this if this does not work out at all most likely this is a massive fail i’ll give

It a shot anyways go down here build that section you’re right build that section all right grab this flint and steal and please nether portal are you serious wait no we can’t get into it it won’t let us inside the nether portal oh we can jump through

It wait we can go in from this side we can go in from this side it does nothing the nether portal does nothing how do we get to the nether there’s got to be another way to the nether okay we can move bedrock with the bucket which is a massive hint can we

Move all the bedrock underneath us and go into the void now i’m on a journey on a journey to more bedrock yes we found it okay finally we got to the bedrock now let’s dig a little hole there let’s grab some bedrock and let’s place it there perfect grab some more

Bedrock got it and place it here we can mine through this and grab some more bedrock and we got the void after dying an absurd amount of times i think the best idea is that we jump through the void so i’m just gonna do that please work that was fast it literally brought

Us it brought us to the end is this pickaxe even gonna be able to stand up to digging through this though please work please don’t run out yes we got it we got it we got it can i chuck these nuclear devices at these endermen or should i just whack them i’m gonna

Really not oh my i can whack them at the ender dragon hey i can whack the enderman at mrs dragon oh my word i can hit them it’s like a game of basketball go ahead mrs dragon charge up all you can give it your best shot mrs dragon watch this yeah

I can punch you madness oh jeez oh gosh oh bad idea i just i gotta oh no why did i i got so cocky all right i’m not getting cocky anymore bye and let me hit you bye i don’t i i i have no idea what this

World even is this might be the most cursed minecraft world i’ve ever played