If you think you know how to beat Minecraft… you’re wrong. But, don’t worry, because I’M gonna show you how to beat Minecraft… THE RIGHT WAY (oh god what is he planning?) It’s pretty much common knowledge that step one is to get wood for tools- *incorrect* actually, uh, the correct step Is to go straight into the mines, and go into third person mode to make sure no creepers sneak up on you. So let me just press the third person button… As I was saying, step one of beating Minecraft is to mine and gather resources. (I think he pressed the wrong button.) But watch out, because sometimes these mobs think they can sneak up on you- *laughs* I got you with the banana buddy! Better think twice about sneaking up on me! I’ve been reviewing Minecraft speedruns for a while, so now it’s time for me to show you how things are done. An important part of beating Minecraft is just appreciating how beautiful it is – the blocks, the wildlife (donkey kong sounds), the soundtrack – wait, what’s that music Playing? OH MY GOD!! Don’t forget to upgrade to the diamond armor. If we’re gonna continue mining, we gotta get these creepers out of here. You can’t trust ’em. Now pigs, even my grandma knows that pigs are harmless. So I’m gonna finish up mining these materials, and move on to the next step Of BEATING MINECRAFT. OH MY GOD HE GOT THE HAM- sleeping is extremely important in the world of Minecraft. Now that it’s a new day (and actually Minecraft?) step two is finding the endermen, and to get to them, I’ll use Minecraft’s fastest form of transportation… THE MINECART. Before I start this bad boy up, I’m just gonna go into 3rd person mode… Now as I was saying, the mine cart IS the fastest form of transportation in “Minecraft.” And uh, little pro tip here, If you hold down space RIGHT after the 2, YOU GET A- *sighs* … not again 🙁 Second place baaaby! We’re gonna find those endermen in no time! You ever see Minecraft Steve do THAT? Nuh uh, I don’t Think so. I’m the greatest at Minecraft, I am the best- *gets walloped* hehe, that was actually uh, videogamedunkey’s joke. Alright, Ayundaru back on the controller! Ha ha! I’m the BEST!- This was… uh this wa- this was actually my sister playing! Alright NOOOW I’m playing! No more funny busines- *funny business ensues* That was actually my uh- my… GRANDMA. Seventh place?! I got endermen I need to get to! I COULD HEAR RED SHELLS FROM A MILE AWAY! Time to pass these fools! They don’t know I have Minecraft’s most powerful weapon!… THE TRIFORCE! (totally legit.) Mine carts are the FASTEST… FORM… of TRANSPORTATION! Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about BAAABY! And would you look at that! I found some endermen (I mean he’s not wrong.) So step three of beating Minecraft is we have to fight these MEN for their JEWELS. And the best way to battle in Minecraft is in 3rd Person mode. So let me just press F5 here… (oh God what game is he playing now?!) Awwww ya now THIS is a boss battle! Check out these Minecraft Steve combos: RIGHT! LEFT! UPPER-CUT! OVER-HAND! These endermen didn’t know what hit ’em! Oh jeez! aw! Gah-OH! Jee-OH! JEE- Alright these endermen Are pretty strong. I’m gonna have to use their weakness against them. Water- Telephone club banners! Cough up those ender pearls BUDDY! *endermen diarrhea sounds* HUH! The legendary ender-poo! Alright. I’m gonna have to be honest here… (FINALLY SOME ANSWERS!…) I am REALLY Tired from fighting those endermen. And now that we’re one step closer to beating Minecraft, I’m gonna take a short break and enjoy Minecraft’s AMAZING soundtrack by GETTING JIGGY ON THE DANCE FLOOR!! Minecraft has got one of the… one of the best sou- soundtrack… The Best- the be- best music… M-… Minecraft has- … ev- everyone knows… *clears throat* EVERYONE KNOWS Minecraft has the greatest soundtrack of all time! It’s better than Roblobs, it’s better than Forknite, it’s better than Super Mario Galax- (I think he’s being sarcastic.) “Watch out, Because I’m gonna put your dancing skills to shame?!” DJ! Turn my song on again! NO ONE disrespects Minecraft Steve’s dancing skills and gets away with it! MInecraft Steve’s got the best looks! (so hip!) The best moves! (so stylish!) The best- uhhh… Company? (so cool!) Alright. No more dancing… no more dancing… *GASPS* A KARAOKE MACHINE?! Japanese translation: “Time and again, I’m a fool, I’m no good at all…” *Minecraft Steve crying* She left me for a villager! *Steve wails with grief* WAIT A SECOND. I got a game to beat! Now that We got the ender pearls, step 4 of beating Minecraft is acquiring the blaze rods. And after the new update, everyone knows that the only known location where they’re available… is in another dimension… the ne- SPACE… S P A C E… S p a c e… s p a c e- So in Order to craft a spaceship, you just have to assemble your space rock like so. THAT’S what I’m talking about BAAABY! 3… 2… 1… BLAST-OFF! (Oh brother what’s next?!) Maaaan! Minecraft in space?! Now I know where that 380 million dollars of yearly revenue is Going to! This is WAY better than new types of wood!… Or different colored armor!… Or microtransactions -_- Aaaaaw yeah that’s what I’m talking about! You ever see Minecraft Steve in SPACE?! First off, I’d like to thank my Grandma! I’d never be here in space if it weren’t for her Incredible skills at Mario Kart- So the plans to the death star say that Herobrine has the blaze rods, and he’s somewhere around here. So step 4… point 1 of beating Minecraft is some light intel gathering. Are you Herobrine? *slips* … Nope. Are you Herobrine?… That’s okay, take your time. (playing “You Better Swim”) LISTEN! Just tell me where to find the blaze rods and no one gets hurt!… *slips* … Well he’s definitely not Herobrine. This is for killing my dog! This is for destroying my base! This is for stealing Minecraft Alex from me! This Is for… Minecraft! OH MY GOODNESS! It can’t be!… Herobrine?! (oh God this is so cursed) I will defeat you and acquire the precious chaos rods! “You come upon me?!” Ah! He said it! He said the famous Herobrine line! Take that! “Weeee!!” AHH! His Minecraft energy is too Strong! Oh my glob! Herobrine, the strongest foe in Minecraft. Even stronger than the Ender Dragon and the Wither combined!- oh. *laughs* He died just like that? *GASPS* The legendary mine rods!… Now that I got the blaze rods from Herobrine, step 5 of beating Minecraft Is defeating the Ender Dragon. But first, I have to add this powder and toss these balls in the sky. So my balls have told me that the way to the Ender Dragon is underground, and uhh, hold on here, I’m just gonna go into 3rd person mode… (oh no not again) … What?… Were you expecting something to happen? Here we go baby the end gateway, which is gonna send us into the special ender realm to fight the legendary Mine Lizard! Everyone knows this boss fight has a pretty epic soundtrack, so I’m just gonna turn my volume up before this fight… Wait, That was the button for 3rd person mode- (what in tarnation is happening?) *plops* I’m ready. Man this game is for babies… It’s not even realistic!… It’s just a bunch of blocks- OH MY GOD!! Luckily, Minecraft Steve is one of the toughest fighters in the universe! *plink* I Missed?! Ha, you guys aren’t gonna believe this, but I actually have been purposefully missing to show you what not to do on step 5. So now, just easily hit the dragon like so. *plonk* … WHAT?! Oh my goodness! I hit him! I hit him again! I’m the best! I’m the world’s greatest Minecrafter of all time!- *dies* This is CLEARLY too challenging. It’ll be easier in 1st person mode. *Switches back to Minecraft* … Ah, never mind this is pretty boring. I’m gonna go back to playing Dark Souls 3. Now THIS is what a netherite sword and shield should look like BABY! The Ender Dragon’s got nothing on me! ONE! TWO! THREE! Ha ha! You Missed! Ooh! You almost had it, you gotta be quicker than that! … *dies* … Alright, ya know what? It’s possible that my deaths WEREN’T purposeful- Ha! I’m kidding guys, do you really think I’d die in MINECRAFT?! This game is easy peasy, I mean even a baby could beat Minecraft In 5 simple steps- *dies* … Well the dragon is CLEARLY cheating. So I actually made some uh… Minor upgrades… *gun loaded* OFF-CAMERA. Hasta la vista, BABY. (epic music montage) Aw man, I gotta pee so badly! I’ve been training for this moment my whole life, under the guidance of the Master of close quarters combat, MY GRANDMA. You missed! I got a gun now Ender Dragon, what’d you think about that?! Aw no!… The Ender Dragon’s flying away! Welp, gonna have to wait 10 minutes for her to perch now. SIKE! Now look at this epic Attack the dragon can do! (Meanwhile, Minecraft lookin’ like minesweeper compared to this.) DANG… You ever see the Ender Dragon do THAT? Nuh-uh, nope! I don’t think so! This is it! I’m about to beat the game! FINALLY! *splat* heh heh, Uh this was actually one of my employees playing at our $1,000,000 gaming facility. UH looks like somebody’s getting a pay cut! *laughs* Did you guys really think I’d sell out like that?! I don’t even have employees!… OR MINECRAFT- I finally did it Grandma!! That’s how you beat It BAAAABY!!- (Grandma confused on the other end of the phone call.) “Uhhh… That’s great sweetheart!… Did you need anymore money?” No! Don’t you wanna hear about how I survived farming twenty bajillion pickles in Minecraft hardcore one block? (Grandma hangs up.) AND THAT’S HOW YOU BEAT MINECRAFT, by not playing it. Video Information
This video, titled ‘Beating Minecraft The RIGHT Way.’, was uploaded by Ayundaru on 2023-06-24 12:00:40. It has garnered 330038 views and 8544 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:01 or 481 seconds.
Minecraft scientists have determined a NEW way of beating Minecraft. Follow this totally legit 5-step guide to beating Minecraft the RIGHT way. Oh by the way I think my F5 key is broken.
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