Bionic – I gave minecraft noobs OP ITEMS to cheat with in UHC…

Oh yeah ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another you know what kind of want to do an intro like donning today huh I’m taking notes guys yeah seven seconds to like this video or every time you close your eyes I’m gonna be there every time you have a dream I’m gonna be

There every time you’re watching TV I’m gonna be there every time you’re having a shower leave a like in the next seven seconds because if not every time you try and eat something it’s gonna turn into me for example you’re gonna eat sushi tomorrow and it’s gonna turn it to me

And then I’m gonna be in your stomach when you swallow me and I’m gonna go glue glue in your stomach and then you’re gonna want to throw up and then when you throw up guess who’s gonna be there me and then I’m gonna get up and

Slap you in the face because you didn’t leave a like I’ll make sure leave a like guys I love you but ladies and gentlemen welcome to the video where I surprised like noobs with really really Opie gear in UHC yes guys I’m giving noobs an

Actual chance to win a UHC don’t worry I am doing charity work all memes aside though guys make sure to leave a like if you do end up enjoying today’s video and of course subscribe because I’m trying to come up with a reason cut I love you

Guys and with that said just let me just transition okay I’m probably gonna die doing this okay yeah oh my god what is wrong with my ugly face okay well the good thing is that no one recognized me okay so we just started I think it’s a randomizer

UHC okay oh my god no this is cursed oh my god am I gonna get something oh wait why do I care I’m not even gonna play this UHC anyways though hold on if I do game-mode creative yes okay let’s clear inventory that’s also get an invis potion wait what why

Am I like almost invisible it’s gonna work so guys the idea for this video is why am I so ugly by the way what happened to my hat skin customization hat on it’s on and it’s not working brah oh there it is now so guys for today’s

Video I’m a ghost oh my god actually and today guys I’m gonna help a noob win maybe I don’t know I’m just gonna give him like stupid Opie items and see how he reacts and just be stupid I guess okay let’s see Steve Steve Steve Steve

Literally I see one Steve and his name is fabric fabric Kraft oh my god this is him right here he’s having such a good time with with that he’s just breaking his blocks look at him he’s so cute dupa dupa dupa goo goo goo he has no

Idea I’m right here bra no way no way hold on can I hit him okay no I cannot hit him I think he could hear the sound though and you hear it wait someone already found diamonds well I’m gonna take me two big Freddy I want to see

What he just brought for diamonds it’s its cobblestone slab okay and he broke that and then got that okay what is his skin by the way I just picked up his block he’s like what well I try finding the diamond job for him but I just

Couldn’t do it okay hold on I think the next time he breaks something I’m just gonna drop this diamond block I don’t even care if you guys are new somehow to you H C’s with random block droppings pretty much you break something and random suck anything guys get it hold on

She’s gonna go in look II just looked up oh my god I think you saw the diamond block drop he’s probably like wait what did I just break he’s looking up like a ball guys watch this watch this watch this he’s gonna play string I think he’s

Gonna be are you gonna play so you’re just gonna stare at it well there you go I just dropped the diamond he’s like wait what he’s so confused he just placed it again to see if he gets another diamond nah man that’s not gonna work watch this watch this okay no don’t you

Dare place a diamond block okay he’s breaking a bunch of leaves hold on watch this watch this watch this watch this stop are you dropping down boots okay drew he’s losing brain cells right now he’s actually losing looks so happy he’s so happy oh my god I can sign troll him

Yes I haven’t done sign trolling in so long I’m gonna place a sign right here break me dude watch this and then I’m gonna give him a diamond chestplate okay he’s placing why are you dude what are you doing okay there you go he sees

It he sees it he sees it is he gonna break it he’s gonna break he’s gonna break he’s gonna break your break Bob I just dropped him to chess but he’s looking up like oh he’s so happy oh I feel so good my left leg has went totally numb he’s literally doing a

Happy dance he’s probably so confused right now he has no idea what’s going on he just said in chat okay hold on hold on don’t break me let’s see what he does what do he does if he defies the rules then I’ll just give him something bad if

He breaks it and he’s gonna get a dead Bush but if he doesn’t break it he’s gonna get a dog at home okay he hasn’t noticed said he made a pee-pee out of no come on dude I don’t know if that was my accent but you literally made a wiener out of

Pots with flowers Jesus Christ world people are actually BOTS look at the sign idiot okay he’s reading it he just ignored it he just ignored it no you can’t just ignore it read it okay he’s looking around like huh he said no he said no watch the swatches

There you go congratulations you passed he just dropped potatoes for a god a Palakkad trade I’d say jump a hundred times no no way that’s too much to do bunch ten times four now let’s do 100 top ten times okay let’s see if he does it okay dude please can you look behind

You oh my god how do you not notice this guy in the chat just say how I make partner that might give you an idea of the IQ level of the people were dealing with in this new agency oh he definitely

Saw it okay jump 10 times 1 2 3 4 5 7 9 11 12 no that was that was wrong you get this you dad said okay guys hold on I’m gonna put him to an actual test right now the rock flint and steel boom BAM oh

He’s looking he’s looking oh god oh god oh god okay he’s looking at the fire no don’t put no dude I don’t you’re not supposed to do that you’re an idiot put yourself on fire do you trust me I’m gonna put lava yeah it has to be lava yes full diamond will he

Do it will he do it yes he will oh come on get out get out get out get out get out get out dude you’re an idiot you’re dude you’re gonna die you’re gonna oh my god oh my god no don’t I don’t I don’t I

Do there you go oh my god his duties a daredevil he’s actually insane congratulations you want yourself a strength potion okay hold on there you go I just enchanted my sword sharpness five wait oh my god he’s putting a sign down is he communicating with me character development I don’t know what

What is that you deserve to be slapped okay so guys while he does his own business stuff over there I’m gonna put the sword right here let’s clear our inventory I like how it’s been saying my name and Javan no one has realized I’m actually okay almost done and there you

Go a freaking God’s sharpness five sword and all he has to do wait hold on let me just quickly there you go perfect now there’s a little bit more pressure okay there you go complete this for what he’s already started he hasn’t even right the sign you really

Don’t have a choice oh my god he’s dying he’s dying he’s dying no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you haven’t even started yet come on make it through make it through come on come on come on he’s going again he’s going

Again he’s failing so hard will he be able to do this to the epic music put it up up up up um okay never mind okay he’s going again come on oh my god bro you have three minutes till PvP come on man you got all Mikey

Didn’t even jump your butt oh my god stop stop stop stop oh my dude okay oh my god you have three minutes oh my god dude he’s actually an idiot he’s going come on oh my goodness dude this is so easy holy crap look at this I live it brah

Okay Sam still No stand still I feel like I’m the one getting trolled guys okay come on there you go no come on dude you can do this bro just please stand still oh my god hey no you dumb [ __ ] what oh okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up

Yeah you’re not gonna be able to make these dude you’re an idiot watch this and see there you go you just fail cuz you’re bad guys I’m literally giving them a full set of god armor I literally don’t even care oh my god dude come on

You can do this here I’m just gonna break these it’s it’s too complicated for you I believe in you just take my brain cells here I only have two but oh my bra and you can’t make this up he’s so bad oh my god ten seconds ten seconds

Ten seconds no no here just take you just take the stuff take the stuff get it get it get it get it get it get everything everything everything get it go go go go oh dude he’s actually a bomb no no no no run Brian no fabric wraps no

Do not sigh do not sign do not die okay yes oh my god oh my god the parkour is literally here why oh my god dole fabric wrap Go Go fabric wrap gold sash shield fabric no he’s gonna die he’s gonna die he’s gone up yes go

Get him get his little booty Go Go Go Go this guy why do you have to be so good why you have to bully my friend everyone’s so confused what’s the yes bro he is still alive oh is he looking for me you do what I

Say I give you good stuff okay gonna hold on like your your bro play what’s up behind you no no no no no no no no no no Go Go Go Go Go Go come on no he died Barbara girl no he by the wolf he died by the wolf that is

The biggest Brown moment I’ve ever seen in my entire life flash has replaced near a hundred grass air Oh God I think I just wait what just happened wait what oh that cleared the grass hey hold on wait oh my god wait should I

Do dirt next yes I have to do dirt next oh my god someone just said my name is Josh oh my god everything is just so now this guy doesn’t trust me at all I just asked i basting so he doesn’t have to worry about the world yeah guys at this

Point I don’t even know what this new H sees anymore this guy’s outside the border taking damage and then this dude is just waiting oh and he looks like a little bit of a noob I’m not gonna lie he’s only regular diamond this guy has full enchants god mode brah yeah no

There’s there’s no hope for you dude you’re definitely gonna die oh my god they’re fighting they’re fighting hold on I’m gonna game-mode 0 game-mode survival oh my god dude they’re still fighting what how are they still fighting can one of you guys die already

Oh oh my god tell me oh it’s over yeah it’s over it’s definitely over or maybe not bro this man off yep and there you go you just died ok watch this watch this I’m gonna drink a milk bucket I’m gonna keep going up guys already know

What I’m gonna always I came to go higher okay hello three two one yet oh I didn’t make it you can kill me now to claim your victory but ladies and gentlemen hopefully you guys enjoyed today’s video yet sadly aren’t new but they didn’t win

If you guys want to see more like videos where I just give stuff to noobs and then watch them just be idiots for like 10 20 minutes then let me know by leaving a like and subscribing okay guys I’m gonna go take a nap now