Chuck Nasty – If Minecraft Was Controlled By Twitter…

All right so I heard that Minecraft got a new update and why why are these locked hold up what oh my God 11 bucks a month why why did anyone think this was a good change I’m actually gonna have to pay this well I might as well have just sold my

Soul to the devil because I actually bought that but hey at least I can play single player now all right but let’s get stuck what the hell is that oh oh my gosh you can get canceled for playing Minecraft now this is gonna suck okay you know what maybe it’s too early

To judge this version I maybe jumped again how’d it go up oh my I I can’t even destroy trees yo this is gonna be a long day okay how am I even supposed to start the game if I can’t even get wood wait a minute oh yo

I think that’s a shipwreck wait I can just get wood from here this one what what did I do wrong this time oh my God I can’t even play the game looks like I’m gonna slowly have to rely on chess to beat the game what what the oh my goodness I have been

Walking around forever I I think I’ve visited like five different biomes by now hey yo wait I could get Luke from the ruin portal oh please please tell me I can get stuff from here God bless what I’m taking a loss on this one oh bruh I can’t even Sprint

I have a really strong feeling I’m about to get canceled for this but I need some damn food where the hell am I oh God hello there oh just a friendly reminder that animals are not for eating and if you do attempt to kill an animal for food again I will

Personally kill you hey yo no need to turn up the heat on me like that now before you can leave we are gonna go over 99 reasons to be vegan no way bro I’m gonna be here all day okay well looks like I’m only allowed to

Eat vegetables for the rest of the game this is gonna be Agony oh a village let’s go okay I actually need this right now why y’all leaving they’re actually just ditching The Village wait what’s up guys it what the oh so y’all are not homeless that that’s

Tough oh yo there’s another Village here huh looks like everyone deserted this Village as well I’ma probably get canceled for killing this Iron Golem but or not I guess what the heck I guess stealing from the poor can’t get you canceled all right let’s go find some diamonds okay this

Shouldn’t take too long this is like the perfect cave oh egg already what what you mean Minecraft green I cannot believe I have to pay five bucks a month just to mine diamonds I did not know Elon Musk was this big of a sellout man but

Oh and here we go again bro it’s Minecraft it’s not that deep oh oh God wait how’d it go up again what unnecessary violence are you are you out of your mind they’re trying to kill me oh finally we found a lava pool time to

Go to the nether all right after a bit of a struggle I I actually got it but Oh come on no way all right we’re pretty close to being canceled but we just gotta get through the nether without too many issues and we we should be fine hey hey this is a great start what you guys won bro oh my God this never ends oh I think

This is the place spawner please don’t let me get canceled here yo we’re gonna make it out of here all right all right now now all we need is some ender pearls I can’t believe this so what’s actually gonna happen why