INSANE Minecraft gameplay with my homie!

Oh you got be kidding me bro Minecraft M I’m about to die bro I’m actually oh diamonds yeah why is the water so blue who’s going to say first I wonder who’s going to say first it’s fine I’m first Tobias is cool Hello Tobias Tobias this is cool Minecraft stream [ __ ] skeleton oh

My it’s fine diamonds diamonds got to get them Diamonds oh come on it’s like right there cry about it Max hello I’m trying to I’m trying to I’m practicing my uh wait can they hear me or did you turn off desktop Maybe maybe maybe they totally can of never heard

You from the beginning they can don’t say anything horrible be to tested finally did it yo giant lava pool let’s make our base on top of this what no I already made our base what do you want about yeah but we found a giant

Lava pool we need to make a base on the lava pool but I already made our base I’m I’m like how yeah it would be cooler it would be cooler on the lava pool though wait it would be cooler on the lava pool why don’t you respect me Max pry fast

Me watch him die I’m not going to die I’m too good I’m a chef die skeleton no I just I disagree well guess what I killed the skeleton about to get the diamonds I have seven diamonds guess I have like 20 give me some Diamond no diamond no diamond no

They fell into the lava all right uh all right I’m joking I have 20 free diamonds bro I’m all I need is cob look really nice oh all right oh what the hell is this house what the hell did you make this is horrible thank you I can make something

So much better thank you but even then it’s actually still kind of nice it looks it’s a box you love box right Max huh box ow guys rate the fit bro hey Rate My Fit bro Rate My Fit Rate My Fit guys rate my let’s get him let’s get

Him let’s get him no no no guys my f these are the haters These are the haters oh he broke man rap My Fit bro rap my fit too early why is there two of them I’m actually going to die uh oh good why are they not attacking

You going to come towards you knif broke what’s up bro they G me the they gave me the same energy as like Mom I pissed the bed mom I I feed the bed where’s my sword gone they gave me the same I just made another one it’s okay I’m

Good uh let’s craft some I’m not making a I’m not making a diamond sword yet it’s not going to Happ bro I just made one what do you uh that was not meant that wasn’t even for you just throwing it away okay surprised it hasn’t despawned yet

Max Max come here get here I’m gonna kill you I’m GNA kill you come here okay that’s a diamond ax chill out man Diamond ax and up this diamond axe yes oh get away from me I have a diamond sword and diamond pick as well BR has got to chill bro hello

Man hello chat what’s up beeper I’m good are you going to play Roblox it’s literally called playing Minecraft with my boy Max I fig just going to be playing Minecraft where’s the Ender gender and bro not read where’s the end gender uh you stream too early now uh

This is I really can only stream for a little bit I want to play my with my boy Max uh say hi to Max chat say hi to Max mix say hi you’re not obligated to say hi guys yes you are 100 % say hi it’s like they’re meeting me

For the first time I think I’m the star of the show sure why not all right guys raid Max’s house bro right back house I made this it went offline don’t judge me from this entire stream is BAS this entire progress we made was basically off cam we made no progress

Bro we we only play for like 1 hour bro I hate it I hate it when it does this give me that that dreams you you fell asleep for the very first time yeah I made a bed I’m Bor I’m going kill the mobs oh my God away for me

Okay I already got Monster Hunter offline so Monster Hunter I got the free DM offline I don’t know what that is yeah cuz you suck that’s beating the Ender Dragon no you didn’t oh I did totally bro just casually beat the Ender Dragon off off stream can you not

Please please not while I’m crafting I feel worse now oh no while you’re were crafting oh this is my bed this one here is my bed that’s your bed in the corner all right we have separate beds all right I’m going to put my stuff

In here I’m going to go get some uh some wood to build my house why this is our house yeah but you this is your house I’m going build my house just just tell chat how good I am at building houses it just a flexs on me

But then we’ll live in my our house I’ll come yeah yeah yeah but we’ll have two our houses we’ll have two our houses yeah we have two houses together why but but more house equals better one could be like storage and the other one could be just living and for fun

Okay but yours will definitely be storage n going to look the nicest I cook bro actually living in the same house as my bro what could go wrong I’m going to I’m going to burn your house going to absolutely decapitate I’m not going to Decap I’m going to industrialize this

Bro that’s what’s going to happen I’m going to to put like 10,000 redstone machines in there I’m going to be industrialized it you know you know what they called the Industrial Revolution after what I did nothing they just they thought it was a step all right chat what do you

Think bro what do you think about the house say something say something anything please say something nice chat chat [ __ ] [ __ ] you check some stuff how much I kidami says yo Max what do you have to say to him I love you okay yes [ __ ] I coming with a Minecraft

Pig no he’s not eer says that from the tell him he’s not tell him he’s not because Max said so did everyone see how the dog attacked me oh oh wait it’s time Max what [Laughter] the why are you floating okay what through my shield through my shield

Prob H you ow okay calm down kill me once already calm down bro calm down all right H did The Bite of 87 they they say it’s good good video max look what I can look what I can do look what I can do look what I

Can do I can just right click and ruin your house no no yes yes no bro actually yes right one right click and your house is gone the shovel this guy’s speaking in Russian let me quickly Google translate that he’s probably saying give me a million bucks or something no there’s no

Numbers that’s racist you don’t have to write in numbers he could be he could be writing 5year old I really need your iPhone or cool pad my favorite game toilet give the toilet pule streamer P me I told you he was just begging for stuff he’s begging for money he’s five

Years old bro kill him oh wait no never mind he’s 5 years old kill them I didn’t hear that part you cut out no one heard that yeah I’m live I’m pretty sure like 10 people heard that I get back up there well Max my house will literally

Just jack up the price of your house to the real estate something I don’t know real estate real estate bro by by this decoil how big is it seven make it a 10 by 10 house 11 by 11 best 8 9 10 11 big big

Big so we got the 11 part and that’s seven so we need one 8 9 10 11 I can do a 9 by 11 house that’s a big 9/1 what’s the what’s the like YouTube recommended swear that I can say on this stream uh damn and all right and also

But yo Chad got some fine buttock ah okay that’s no longer thing hiding in the trees come fight me you’re in the trees huh you’re in the trees Peter you’re in the trees in the trees is he like the Vietnam people Vietnamese serving the Vietnam War they

Are in the trees you’re in the tree huh Peter Peter you’re in the trees you’re in the trees you’re in the trees not anymore no more trees all right oh that’s why I de are explosions all right uh hey you you stop you violated the law right I’m telling you shut up

Look at me look at me shut up you’re annoying shut up oh shut up Hey ow you hurt me bro no ow he’s actually destroying my shield where is bro shut the I’m going to kill you I’m actually going to kill you I’m going to kill you come here yeah

Pearl I got that I got that bye guys oh man I just killed an Enderman oh grass block the Ender is me well guess what I kill the Ender don’t cry about it oh it messed that up oh it’s actually a pretty sure wait be it’s not going to be perfectly

Symmetrical though is it perfectly symmetrical I don’t know one two three four five one two three four five from here 2 three four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 well I did one too much all right okay uh I went to get something done

Refill my water and I’m dead yeah it’s like a skeleton and creeper came inside killed me oh yeah yeah during the day yeah send a link to the server hell no private server bro that’s actually that was my idea but he put me down real fast no someone

Could come in right someone’s going to come in start spamming the N word or something and then just leave that is a possibility yes that’s not that’s what’s going to happen it’ll be a cannon event I can prevent it you can’t prevent Canon event SM shut

Up shut up shut up I’m I’m I’m I’m the Canon event disruptor the stupid the Canon I wouldn’t please all right here we go floor guys like my floor Max you like my floor it’s all right you even check it out it’s pretty good Flor I

Didn’t make the floor first I made the bars first actually no I made the floor actually I think I did make the floor first bro you have to make the floor first then you can PL around what you want to do with that floor afterwards need more wood though chilling though

We said the same thing I’m not the racist and I’m sorry but for protective reasons I cannot do that cuz someone might you will never know who it is until it’s too late you see that one like meet the red spy or something meet the Spy for

TF2 me yeah you know it’s it goes like me say funny um yeah he says don’t worry I will there’s a racist inside the base you got there’s a blue spy inside the base that’s what’s basically I’m us like going to act like a bot I find it funny how gold almost has

No use in this yeah basically ever since they remove the enchanted golden apple recipe in 1.9 it’s basically become useless like you don’t even need like we skip gold like it goes It goes Rock iron diamond Rock just straight sorry I’m sorry I even it’s just funny I don’t even care just funny

Cool do the water bottle clutch what the bot B bro b send that send that in prev chat all right what do you mean prev chat there some guys talking about private chat you have private chat with with with goto break too easily yeah that’s why he’s he’s spring you have you have

Private chat with the Commonwealth the hell is what are you talking about I’m using pure British English Max exp que English Max explode what Max you should explode no yes I’m not going to explode yes I only ow I just took a heart what I took a heart of damage

I’m going to die but it’s fine I’m I I need I can’t eat I need to eat oh he didn’t even die from he didn’t even die from Hunger but I I wanted I I did the funny funny unive just so I can not eat zombie I I decree Your Existence FTI all

Right then bro got the freed FTI we need to find the in between so one two three four five okay one 2 three 4 5 6 7 8 nine 10 is it 10 wait no please tell me no 1 two three 4 five 6 seven oh

My God it’s 10 I have to do a double door I hate double doors they suck more yeah I have to do a double door as well yeah that’s doesn’t look that bad look that bad but it still feels very UNS me roof’s gone your roof’s gone no no

It’s okay that was like that get away from why do you have to kill me man oh but thanks I was like really low on food Miss in Miss input bro missing actually miss every every time every time every time it’s a Miss input you did it once and you were like

You know what know what Miss input you did it once by accident you were like this is going to make money this is going to be funny and I kept doing it for eternity I can make this a giant window here and make the equal all right so my house

Does not look half bad I’m going to decorate it Le with like lanterns and all that Jazz then I’m going do this and I’m going to do a one here then another one then another one and then I don’t this not even so if I break this make it two yeah then it’s even yeah okay there we go my picky broke luckily I have

Yours mine that’s about to break as well yeah well it’s going to last me long enough to get rid of this all right okay let’s just put this here now we can just you know chill there you go I’ll be right back hate the noise that it

Makes all right so chat now that you’re with me I cannot officially see you because I’m playing the game wait where are you I’m coming so wait is he in the let’s just make sure that he’s not so you can see me oh oh that actually does so much

Damage oh no oh my God that that was a professional punch right there oh come on you’re going to break my axe before any zombies do oh God sleep ow the hell sleep max it’s my bed that’s my bed that’s my bed that’s my bed can’t sleep that’s my bed bro that’s my

Bed when to get armor it’s going to be gone we dreams all right oh yeah wait I don’t have a okay do I have any more iron I have one iron can I make a snow pickaxe is that a thing no pickaxe no axe all right I finally did it diamond

Pick yay oh my god oh he just died who just died I was attacked by a skeleton he took one step into the sunlight and burned instantly I wish I got that on camera he really thought he could flank me and he died in why don’t you stream

Why why don’t you stream uh I think we talked about it didn’t we talk about it last night no no right now I totally don’t know I you know I think 28 is all right 28 stairs all right and it’s going to keep going and

It’s going to have like a little like a little thingy at the top it’s going to have like a little beep did really say Rate My Fit chat in the chat why did bro put a do and why did he make the wood all weird all right why’ you tou why did you

Touch the wood accident bro miss that was actually on accident Miss inut L I was actually miss inut though oh the other times weren’t missing but but that one was or maybe it wasn’t who knows I’m just evil like that that don’t touch meow meow we love

Meow oh wait can I make I can’t I can’t e that makes my house 10 times better I mean listen buddy all right be two stor stall all right can make it two stories tall why is your house behind my house like why is it behind it hello chat what have I

Done who what have I done where is he where is he why is he in my house oh oh all right why’ you block it off shut up Max Max I’m going to get you I’m going to get you I’m going to get you you’re going up aren’t you please don’t come here

Why Al I can’t break this because I don’t have an axe on me take this one rip all the oak logs no don’t if you do that oh yeah wait you found a name tag I’m gonna I’m gonna take your name tag and I’m gonna find a cow and name it

Birt B there’s no cows anywhere you killed them all I will I will find one it is it is a my list right now find the C find the cow oh wait do you have lead no I have to make lead I have to kill a few cows first and then I

Can all right oh my God blue ice house where can we make a blue ice house blue ice house and we make we can we can name it blue eyes like the Yu-Gi-Oh what does that mean what do you mean let’s go cows where where I’m oh what the heck where the cows

At oh I didn’t even see him C come here I need to kill one of you I’m sorry I need leather you didn’t get me any leather don’t are you actually killing them I need I need to kill one of them please don’t don’t don’t kill at least

Keep two bro actually please it’s our only chance of getting anything there there’s horses right here they’re useless we can kill all of them wa really where are the horses killed one where are you I’m killing all the horses all the horses are dead can I have can I have it to make

Some trapping I’m putting in a box where are you I’m putting these my cow putting put them in the box or put them in a box in the floor get in there put a two by two box don’t let him leave don’t let him leave don’t let that Turtle leave don’t let

That Turtle leave oh don’t get turtle don’t hit the turtle kill Turtle little turtling oh my God so cute turtling bro where the hell am I you’re in your base most likely no get in there okay Turtles get get off yes Turtles you you little baby get in

There I just punched the baby I think it just died no it didn’t all right would get cancelled if you punch the baby bro you took my cow now I’m kind of screwed oh you took my cow from me okay guys I’m going kill myself there I for all this

Forgiven we have to we have to find Michael the cow that’s his name now wait no let’s let’s make Chad decide what his name is yeah Chad what do the what should name this SM stupid cow if we find a cow if we know the cow what’s what should we call it where’s

The cow I can’t find it g the cow the cow of the G what should we call the cow though actually what should we call the cow I’m begging you guys tell me Max is not going to shut up about it right to walk o coal it’s actually

Something I need no one giving names no one’s caring nobody cares about the cow no I found three cows there’s four of them there’s okay first then King Bob then Jim Bob all right Jim Bob King Bob Joe King Bob Joe mama Jim Bob and last one’s

Peter Peter I’m naming one of them I don’t care we’re naming it Peter after Peter Griffin Peter how many how much Le do you need to make a lead how much leather do you need to make a lead you call slime and SC let’s F get some wheat bro I’m pretty

Sure we have like two wheat in the chest oh yeah wait do I have I have don’t have bread on me I ate all of it I’m such a fat pig all right all right you need wheat bro all right wheat not not not not bread hello Peter hello Peter welcome to

Fortnite hello Peter welcome hello Peter oh my God is that Donald Trump well hello Peter welcome to Fort oh no I hit the cow I’m sorry cow I’m sorry Peter I’m trying to kill baby pig I’m trying to kill a baby pig cancel Max guys we should cancel him he’s

Hitting babies I can’t be I can be canceled even though wait wait wait we have two cows one of them is PETA and then one of them has to be a female so what’s her name guys give a female name give a name to her Patricia Patricia Patricia and Peter and Pat

Peter and Patricia because it’s like the fale version of Peter I only have one name tag though don’t worry they won’t despawn they’re naturally spawn all right can you come here with wheat please no but I can’t leave Peter he is not good going to move

Anywhere he has at Le bro he’s like I can’t go back is literally like 2 kilobytes of ram like like two bits of ram all right his AI is two bits of ram he Lally where will he go where will he go you have wheat in your

Chest I in in our chest yeah but not in my base I’m literally getting glass for glass panes coming I’m going to walk my way back but if pet is not here by the time I’m back I’m going to freak out bro’s actually going to kill himself over a cow

Yes and he’s not a he’s not a cow he’s a he’s a symbol a symbol of what the spiders are attacking me he’s a symbol of peace can we get a few Peters in the chat please can we get Peter in the chat can we get the Peter in the chat

Peter I’ll send it on the server if I just want as impostor Among Us VR King Noob I have 10 Santa TV I have 50 Santa TVs what you going to do about it I don’t know if that’s good or not that’s like one Mythic which is like nothing a Mythic is already

Nothing what’s like the best thing you can have in the game like what game bro the game the game T toet Tower Defense TTT yes uh God Godly I’m back depend like in game Godly was Santa TV and like to upgrade tit Cinema man plus Santa TV plus Frost DJ sneer man

For starter two weat two freaking wheat I I have like so many snowballs I’m going to throw them at your stupid face you know that one I know oh it does damage to the creepers no it doesn’t trust me trust damage it does damage to the zombies though no it

Does zero damage it does not see the zombie came behind you and killed you no that was you let me no he’s killing me oh wering tritter you can get your leads now I have wheat though you can get your though kill him where is he he’s in the ground

Give me the give me the lead what is bro Trading I’m coming Peter I can just hear beeper dying in the background that’s funny I can hear beeper dying in the background that’s fine yes that’s F fine beeper can’t read the chat what do you mean can’t read the chat people can’t read oh yeah I can’t read even though I

Just I don’t know where to put the ladders though I’m coming Peter Peter Peter save Peter oh that would be cool do that right oh on the same squid that I walked by on my way here Peter I’m coming I’m going to feed you some wheat and then

We’re going to meet you with Patricia how are you going to take the baby back that’s the thing we don’t take the baby back we don’t take the baby back oh my God this is just morbid that Peta I see those Max remember the units somebody tells me see

I’m in the Minecraft server yes Peter it’s him I found him Peter come on yes oh it’s daytime I wonder how come on pet no stay away from the zombies come on Peta stay away from the zombies you don’t want any of that you don’t want any of that

A did I really just walk out my house just to kill a Wandering villager yep now I realized more wood so I’m going to go get some more wood Max we go this Peter just look at me come on Peter mixer guys call Max mix

From now on call Max mixer from now on he loves that toally don’t call me that yes mixer do damage if I hit him mixer guys say mixer Patricia yes Patricia by moderator yeah but there’s Patricia as well patri Peter my moderator who’s which we basically called the cow after

Right he has a girlfriend now it’s called Patricia and it’s in the Minecraft Ser he’s not allowed in where’d he go Peter oh Peter come here don’t scare me like that Peter hey Peter fortnite hey Peter come on Peter come on Peter come on this way where Peter come

On this way Peter come on just a little bit longer I know I know I know we’ve crossed thick and thin but the house is right there I see it Peter come on come on oh no no Peter come on run zombies Peter come on Peter this way in the

House in the house you fool pet where you going it’s so funny bro I just see that the cow being jacked by his neck like you’re it’s SC all Peter come in the house Peter come in the house get in the house all right I’ll be right back all

Right a second guys let me do let me do a funny all right guys me to do a funny if you kill Peter I’m gonna cry I’m gonna kill Peter bro I’m gonna Killer ow wait what he’s invisible he has an invisible I see the little steamy thing on I see You I’m going to leave hey Peter I’m gonna feed you now think hey Max I suck your door your door that door come outside and get it no no give my door back come get it come and get the door come and get the door please come and get the

Door anything but my door I’m going to take Peter if you don’t come out I’m going to take Peter I wish like pet coming out I’m coming I’m coming out come out come out okay you say my door is running away if you want to say Peter right you have to

Fight the more than what okay serious oh my God oh my God shut up come here sa You oh okay yeah we’re both I got him we got to kill him I got we got kill him I got to keep throwing yourselves at just keep just throw keep throwing yourself at him you can kill him eventually he can kill you oh my god hey you keep throwing yourself at

Him what you going to do now huh what you going to do now yeah yeah Yeah two shots [Applause] me that’s too busy looking at that’s oh no oh [ __ ] we had to do save Peter I think sure Peter is like dead this is for you Peter that’s best idea did it we did it P we get to keep you to win your door he go to win your

Door oh thank you wait how do can I just put this name tag on him or do I have to well I can’t actually I have to do you have a do you have an iron to make to make a ow you have an iron IR to make popop pop

Ow okay Peter you’re going to have to stay in there when I come back from getting iron wait how much iron do I have yes there not enough I have 15 gold does do cows eat Gold by by chance yeah let’s eat iron as well yeah

Do you have do you have iron to make a to make a Anvil uh no we can’t name him without one you try to name him Peter without one all right Peter I found an apple I’m going to give you some wheat now come here we got to feed you yeah

Yeah yeah Max now do you know who’s the real Peter this one 100% sure cuz you have to kill the other one and who knows who might be the real Peter or not I can’t decide I’m GNA go with that one this was the real Peter right yeah that one you were correct

Peter Peter I knew I knew wrong you killed the I love you Peter it was the wrong one if you love me back oh he moo Mo if you love me back Peter move don’t turn your ass to me gentlemen he moved by way it was the

Wrong P by the way if you like me you killed them K the real if you love me you killed the real P Peter not if you love me oh he wi he went he did that no why do you have such a intense knock

Back I’m swear no okay I couldn’t do the One V one SE fight I love you Peter Yeah by way I got to go I got to go and I got to find some iron to make a to make a you have to go

Like leave the game or what no I have to go make a thingy thingy come here come here Max come here come here watch this water bucket clutch why CL watch this one bro watch this one watch the second one bro I miss I literally I placed the W

There but I plac it on the Block next to the block I supposed to place it on I keep placing it but I keep dying yeah cuz you suck I placed the want to I think it’s too high it doesn’t render properly what I keep yeah I know what the hell I’m

Placing it but it kills me watch watch watch Wait watch get in there no watch me cook bro watch me cook this bro I survived you both keep killing each other I survived your your water bucket saved me even though you keep placing it on the wrong

Bucket all right let’s see where this takes us go find some more iron I have one torch are you going so deep ow you can just drop all the way down from that one okay all right we chilling broer surv Peter lucky all yeah I put I

Put like a trail of torches to where the diamonds and stuff were but where they’re not there you took them all I mean I took them but like diamond you want to go get that diamond those two diamonds up there all the way up there where all the way up there see

Them I do not see oh there’s more diamonds over there oh there’s more diamonds I’m going go take these on cuz they’re together which ones bro is bro playing on like brightness Infinity how are you seeing them maybe who knows it’s like it’s like I can see

Everything wait I need iron I don’t need diamonds I need iron to make name tag there it is oh diamonds again there’s some iron iron up here hello Got some diamonds got only two then here this one that is only one di okay guys we have a diamond well big cave yes we found it gold uh well I can’t uhoh diamonds we love diamonds so much we all love diamonds how rare of a spawn is an

Electrified creeper huh how rare of a spawn is an electrified creep oh very rare they never spawn that there one almost blew me up like a charge creeper was like BL blue that’s extremely unlik CU they are not even programmed to spawn there’s a chicken on a there’s a

There’s a baby oh my God there’s a baby freaking whatever his name is on a chicken baby zombie on a chicken or Jo it’s rare bro it just I’m very there’s a lava pit there and my diamonds just despawn that’s so sad oh my God where’s the food the food

Does not exist where you ate all you killed the cows I have food it just wasn’t in my house iond I [ __ ] up oh oh Diamond all right it’s fine uh what what diamonds Diamond hey buddy y I didn’t find a lot of iron uh and by that I mean

I found one I don’t know how many I need I’m pretty sure I need a full how many do I need like1 half a stack Dam diamonds and beers and Diamond beep Diamond beers I need Max po yes so he wanted to do that but the issue is like he can’t

Stream it cuz his PC and also it’s like you can’t PC will just explode my PC can cuz if we could we would probably try doing like a split screen thing you know how cool that would be oh yes just the cave just leads straight into the a pool of lava oh that’s

Still have to BU 14 obsidian for the nether portal and enchanting table because that’s how went this that’s how the founding is in to play the game y finding UPS seean best part of this game Max Max is dead so he can’t commentate and entertain you guys so

Story Time Max almost killed himself one time uh he was driving right he was driving on a bike right totally bicycling but still and then guess what he his water botle attempts to murder him yippee and then uh yeah no this my get away it’s mine all right here we go CH moment

Entertain yeah peac I don’t my mic have my mic oh wait I dig up I need to plug in my go to bed there no leave bed TP me actually okay I’m back TP me I dare you go fight him oh my God okay oh thanks thanks just TP me in

Front of 60 mobs three and two then one and now done oh okay time for you fight and I pushed myself in there a it’s fine we don’t we don’t need oh great great we just lost we need just two more it’s fine who I can’t use my sh bro I’m

Just give me DP me until I get the obsidian Adventure cuz I don’t want to die again or die and I’ll just SL kill you and then you SL kill me and then that’s we SL kill everybody oh that was such a big water bucket clutch oh my

God I can’t believe I actually pulled that off you didn’t in reality you died and you’re just living your last moment lava huh subscribe to me for 100k away and pets them who tell us that story should I tell them the story but in more detail

About the time a Walter Bol will near kill you what know a time when a water B will basically nearly murdered you oh that yeah um I mean I mean you could but you’re probably going to make up like you’re going to make up some kind of

Sick version of like yeah okay the max almost died all right me and him were outside climbing up Mount Everest right and then guess what happens okay this guy this guy driving our bik yeah we were totally totally no he was we were climbing we were totally not in the city

In the nice weather that we were climbing up Mount Everest right this guy a brilliant idea to frow wall B right in front of him and I’m telling him yo don’t do that don’t and then he does it and he just trips and does a flip

Basically a flip and then he gets killed and that’s it the end dies oh that’s not actually I mean I could tell a bit better we were going basically down Hill and he was on his I think it was a scooter or a bike remember and electrical scooter and

Whatever it goes 40 kilm very awesome I love it and yeah and basically uh I was driving my bike and I’m pretty sure my water fell out of the holder on the bike it’s like a little thingy on the on the rim of the I know

You guys know what a water holder on a bike is anyway uh we were driving and some for some reason it just fell out ited to fall out and it it went a bit faster I was going a bit slow cuz it was downhill I messed up the nether portal

No I don’t care I’m not spending another minute did you actually manage to mess up the nether portal shut up you’re in shut upo I’m not spending another minute goddamn uh breaking obsidian just to fix something get in there yeah we in we chilling we have no armor oh sh we don’t

It’s so good how bro I’m very dead cool hello how are you G wait I lost all my how dejection did lose your stuff wait wait wait oh no I didn’t lose all of it but most of it fell into damn lava apart from the pig so that’s good and and the other diamonds so that’s also good ow turned on for that exact reason because

You’re okay it’s okay it’s okay leave it leave it leave it it makes the game more fun I guess barly imagine having to redo all of your work and you sp two hours on because some some like random mob K you because you’re playing my

Sh okay that gas did a lot of damage all right nice wait did you already find it I’m actually going to you already found one yep ow all right hey you weren’t lying hello hello hello hello wa I love how we’re just like you know just

Chilling I’ll take it we have we share the same brain though yeah yeah we share the same brain oo what’s here ooh check nothing check the chat can I join the server no no you can’t said the we’re making M deeper hell no why I just make

You with bro I already have two I already have two and that’s it I don’t I don’t need any one of them doesn’t do anything yeah but we really only need the one but I only give it to you when you occasionally come in so you can

Mother it I didn’t even ask for it but exactly but shut up you’re my friend give it to that guy don’t give it to me I’m bro he’s probably I don’t I don’t give moderation to random people bro nothing there’s nothing in that chest where is this ow that you

200 IQ I’ve been 200 IQ gamer you going to just build up I feel like being a wasteful gamer today oh there they are little skeleton oh he didn’t get me the skull that’s s you are the best TTD player oh thank you man right I got

Template huh you are though because no one plays the the game no no no no listen listen a lot of people play the game but they just suck they suck even a spider TV the best Tower in the game they can’t win anything hello you just you’re were going to say

It so I might as well bring you with did you even know was what happened bro you know looked away for two seconds ow honestly I was just doing that just to bait you killing me not me kill you and then yeah that’s fair did you don’t even see what I did

To you that cheeky move I did to you earlier I love cheeky and Minecraft okay you will not be mobed anytime soon or never I don’t play GTA I’ll try to do GTA 6 but I won’t try out live cuz it’s not appropriate it’s no shut up it ain’t

Appropriate like TP me because technically you kill wait did you get all the baz rods oh God how evil am I very do I feel bad for it yes will I do it again most likely yay you got one ow stupid Max I was about really about to P you in your face

Bro have snowballs yes you use it’s the only thing that actually damages them actually yeah let’s wait for him let’s just wait give it a second run away give it I’m just going to step away like just going go get the skeleton is that it I got one singular Blaze

Rod we’re fighting each other now killed them not thir partying if you kill both of them H I used the I used the any more snowballs I have eight snowballs come out here come here the better one it’s more tighter so they can’t run or fly we have four Blazer on these you

Already said that you said it like five times yeser oh no ah sing withy sing for your sing with me sing for your Sing For the Rest sing for your don’t die just stay still just stand still perfectly still no matter what let me get some of my diamonds and your

Diamonds actually both of our diamonds but still I got this inut this input all right well I took the diamonds so thank you yes Miss but I’m just going to fly down I just feel here I’m just flying there I’m not walking all the way over

There why I’m not walking all the way over there now where is the nether fortress I forg I forg where the nether fortress once again wait why are the all the diamonds on me I’m going to put them in the chest yes you should should I make a chest plate no

I’m not sure we have enough anymore for that no I’m not going to make it that’s too much okay let just go back it’s going to cost us way too much let’s just go let’s go let’s go all right all right oh how did you find it already I

Went to spectator mode bro I went to spect he made a full set hey to be fair I got a lot of these diamonds myself all right I can’t [ __ ] you it’s so unfair you should be able to I’ll get I’ll get you I’ll get you

Diamonds as well so we oh it’s not no [ __ ] the diamond I don’t care man you you just TP whenever you want to that’s not cool okay fine I’ll stop that I’ll stop that no I mean disable the mode for yourself that’s some dignity F okay you want me to give you

Off as well it’s not fun you want me to give you off as well give me that Moe wait let me let me give it to you bro going to die sing with me sing with your tears okay up Max there you you you go into

Spectator mode and you and you like and you cheat so much I literally haven’t even spawned in anything that wasn’t for a joke spawned in the and now I can’t die to Lava how impervious anymore not anymore let’s go get yourself a Diamond by for five minutes quit

Why actually have to end the stream in like 18 minutes have stuff to do I’ll just you know what without cheating or without doing anything I’m just going to go get myself I’m I’m and you I both of us oh yeah okay good I’m going to go

Fair and square you don’t even need to do that oh how did you die I went right behind you how did you die I went right behind you bro where I the water as well no it was frozen it froze the goddamn water my shield screwed me over and I still

Died you missed the bucket clutch I didn’t miss it I just placed it so that I you missed it you anyway guys chat chat I’m ending the stream in 50 minutes so uh any questions guys any questions about Max or me or something that that we feel comfortable about sharing

I don’t feel comfortable so then just ask me oh slime no I’m joking the giant slime I’m going combo it combo with children make the creeper rest it’s just called being smart killed everything Max I want you to see your name I want to see you name Peter he

Want you to see a name Peter oh we don’t I I need a lot of iron and I can’t do that he needs irony oh diamonds know funniest part we didn’t even get iron armor but we got diamond armor first you have diamond armor because like I don’t know how but you

Legitimately found 23 diamonds without like X ring or whatever heck you do I’m just using full break just like x-ray but open so many here reason yeah I don’t know why there is somebody here though are you oh that’s I need iron I don’t need gold any questions bro I’m waiting for the

Questions say in the chat bro wants to see me name Peter if I manage to find a big ass stack you know that’s like the alarm it’s my alarm bro it’s be screaming that’s going to be the beat for Anem just me screaming for 10 hour was St

10 hours 10 hours video but in the future uh when they’re trying to like you know read about old YouTubers going to eventually go to me and they’re going to be like so this was is Anam and just a 10 hour long vide just be screaming at

The top of my leg you know how many YouTubers there are I doubt they’re going to get to you what if I’m popular bro what if I get that what if I get popular bro then I’ll be like first I don’t know about first but like be Mr

Beast no Mr Beast is going to be first and I’m going to be second yes Mr breast Mr breast is about to be you know that like a few half a year he’s going to be te you have any pet IRL I don’t but someone else does that’s yeah yeah Max has a

Pet very cute dog name reveal at 10K yeah name reveal wait what not not my name what the hell no my dog’s name oh yeah dog and uh I’ll do finger reveal at 10K as well you Max you have to do face remember that was the deal the take yeah

Well that was already arranged yes and the Dog Face Reveal oh yeah sure dog face dog face reveal and then I’ll do my face reveal at 101k 101k yeah that makes hello guys oh hello guys welcome to my Minecraft oh my God there’s like a like 10ad babies there like 50

Babies ah you can’t legally touch the babies shut up about that I’m actually being chased I’m actually being chased help me help me like dead children chasing me they in chat of whether or not we should help people can’t I much full diamond armor what am

I doing bro also I don’t have all I was about to like bomb them all I could I can’t I realized I am now a mere mult mortal Myrtle say Myrtle Myrtle I’m Myrtle actually my real name is Myrtle you know that oh my God Is it true that my name is

Mle Max confirm Max confirm is my name Merle it’s not it is totally believe me I I’m the one that owns the name okayy guys 11 more minutes Peter Griffin and Max you get your daily rations doubled because you helped me stream today Max Max

I remember one time I was so scared of dying and losing stuff and I didn’t know about keep inventory I try to play uh Minecraft in creative mode was just if I broke a block in Creative I’ll just spawn in one block in my inventory that’s L what I would do I

Would just like every time I broke like a diamond block right I would need to I would need to craft uh like a pickaxe right of iron somehow I don’t know how I did it because it’s harder to do and then I I have to break it the iron

Pickaxe then I can get a diamond and if not if I broken my hands or any other tool I would get nothing it was actually so fun I oh the brightness is at full I can’t play on higher brightness all right I’m actually about to die get away from these

Mobs why blow up blow up blow up yes Max you so smart what I I decided to use a creeper to kill up all the mobs that were following me About need to get these diamonds it’s no who who it’s snowing it’s snowing on um on Peter Peter ah Peter no it’s snowing on Peter we didn’t finish the house swing on can we name Peter uh I have only 10 iron you have any more I

Have eight you need a l that is not nearly enough we need like 20 more God damn damn it goinging to get diamonds more because I’m trying to get you a full set we’re getting more diamonds than iron I don’t need you fell from a high place shut up

No and I have full Sprint now I can actually get more iron and diamonds oh it became ice again I’m actually too good a sing water Buck I dream I am dream before the I’m dream right dream before he uh he just died yeah bro lost all skill I got a

Little I got a little Pinterest notification Pinterest what the hell is a Pinterest you don’t know what Pinterest is no Pinterest no Pinterest Pinterest Pinterest yeah I know what do you mean you don’t know what the I heard about that app before but I don’t know how to what are you

Doing it oh you said oh it’s like an app for photos I don’t know it’s an app for like it’s like it’s like when you click on images on Google it’s like Google Images except it’s more aesthetic or whatever I don’t know why I have it it’s just on my phone

And I haven’t got it’s like I can’t be bothered to delete it delet it right now I have nine iron in the chest we have five and nine Rock iron I think that might be enough for an an that’s might let’s go we can name

Peta I got I got like a seven vein of diamonds bro bro bro I have half a stack of diamonds oh yeah this is definitely enough I’m pretty sure we need 23 we currently um yeah we K we have 23 Max I literally been just trying to get you your uh diamond

Armor cuz you’re upset I no no I didn’t say I wanted diamond armor it’s just that you kept tping me everywhere yeah I want you give you diamond armor as I mean no don’t bro it’s fine what other I’ll get myself diamond armor it’s okay what’s the point of diamonds

Besides to use them we are running ANP where they’re used as a currency I know but well I know but like uh I want to do it the I want to do it the right way I want to kill the Ender Dragon the right way get away from

Me Diamonds oh more diamonds oh lot of diamonds wait is there already an episode of of playing with me uh no I leave this a stream only okay it’s like just like fortnite basically throw you in your m tell your mom she don’t know what to do

What no what kind of slow I don’t know what they’re say ah green spider I think it’s already on easy mode I think we’re on easy is it I think it’s a normal put normal hard is BET bro zombie villagers and if you were to cure them

They have 100% chance of like you know were to zombie fight them they have pink boat I can apparently well I can’t make a pink boat but well you can but can’t right now you don’t have the pink wood make the pink boat oh no

Yeah I can I can make a pink boat right now I made a oh I can’t because I need Cherry planks you need to get Cherry planks that’s the goal of next stream get the pink and then we put Peter in the Cherry planks yes Golden

Apple for a second I thought it was a okay so when you come back we’ll be able to stream again huh will you be able to stream again when be kind of late but and I have to make videos but if you want you can cameo in the videos instead

And then after make like three videos or so should we leave that for a video putting him in the no but after uh after I make the videos and you’re still somehow awake we can just continue watching the show instead how about that wait wait how do I make um how do I

Make an anvil uh you need three iron blocks yeah I said a blocks that’s one that’s two and I can’t make anymore no how many do I need I need six come I need four sorry I need four please do you have four where are you next server your sh give me thank

You how did you just spawn in what I just killing the I only need four why did you put a golden BL a diamond block he’s not read he’s ignoring you last last time I was on this channel my pants middle name was bar and Greece oh that’s cool where are my

Pants beer my head is bleeding what’s going on his head is beding his head is bleeding his head is bleeding call check out call the ambulance or till your Mars bro call the call Jesus this ask your streamer what to do with your head is bleeding heal C know what to do I

Don’t Lo affinity Unbreaking R Unbreaking efficiency efficiency to is 10 times better Unbreaking knock back sharpness let’s go when beeper sees he will be terrified he saw all right no I don’t have that for G got rid of it e a PO I might I might can everyone hear what I’m saying

Huh I’m just talking about the guy that we don’t like watching our videos who you know who Yeah so basically he doesn’t like no he doesn’t like watching a he doesn’t know that we have a YouTube Chan well we sorry he has a YouTube channel and it’s

Not we yeah but it’s fine bro you’re you’re uh you’re it’s not we it’s you it’s not me uhuh it’s we we we oh wait Anvil a n hey but actually continue murder We need oh yeah basically so yeah he we don’t really like I mean I’m fine with

Him he doesn’t really annoy me but he’s a bit annoying like I don’t really hang out with him anymore but he goes to the same school as our good friend beeper and he’s a bit of annoying and like at at the beginning when Bieber had a few

Subs he was a bit worried that this guy would find out that we that he had a YouTube channel you ever find out even that I make money now so he tries to make fun of me about that could say I make money yeah I know and the thing is

The thing is uh I was also worried because beeper is my good friend I was worried that he would find out and I was like I told him get to a get to a certain amount and then once you’re there you will literally have nothing he

Will have nothing on you and guess what beeps got to beerly got to a thousand Subs yeah1 probably 1.1k so now even if he does find out what’s he gonna do he can’t do jizz J can’t do anything he can’t do dog I found an

Anvil found an anvil uhuh you can find I found an anvil where’s the name tag we’re going to rename it from name tag to Peter wait should we call him sir Peter or just Peter can I have the iron ore I need to place I need she we call him sir

Peter or just Peter sir Peter scre it come here Peter we’re going to name you now wait come here you have to be here for it wait a second doing something good and where’s the where’s the guy who was in the chat wanting to see us named Peta let me check where’s

Peter I am the cow I have 397 that’s he’s fxing his sub counts right now wait I think Peter’s a boy because he has horns but all of them do no no they don’t yes oh look he has horns on the side but all of them do he has horns and

Then he has ears behind them so you can tell he’s a boy also he has a pretty big thing in the back also higher defenses I have I also got these come on come on we got to name Peter get in the house for the ending of the stream we

Got to name him okay I’m like I late by one minute bro all right all right bam yeah have to put I’m have to prepare defenses to protect all right I’m going to keep I’m going to try and see if I can go find um uh what you I call it a

Blossom tree or whatever so I’m going to do that off stream going to try and do that off stream make a off this is protection bro our protection our minion they’re walking away yeah they’re going to the sugarcane bro they’re going to take the sugar cane oh really

Yeah these ones too in the front of the house won’t move they’re stuck here do they really not like sugar canes he’s coming all right you know what I’m going to sit on a Grand Adventure give me a boat do I have a boat I have a boat give

Me a boat I’m going to go and find the blossoms and you can get off stream ow ow ow ow okay well the protection the security guards do not work you have to fire them permanently wait a second yes yes shoot their heads they have

Funny heads funny I also get to keep the pumpkins back yeah they have cool heads look at me one of one ey all right so these are our snow defor guys thank you so much for watching today’s stream hopefully you had an amazing time so uh yeah I might

Stream later but I really need to focus on making some videos like one or two more videos after this CU I’m sure and then yeah see you guys in tomorrow stream and uh bye-bye just we’re going to make some Blossom boats for PETA yes next