LDShadowLady – Chaos and Creatures | Ep. 22 | Minecraft X Life SMP

[intro music] Hey guys! What’s up? LDShadowLady here, And welcome back to X Life! It’s been a few days since I secretly eliminated Jack from the server, And people are starting to notice that he’s gone. So I’ve gone into hiding. I’ve baked any evidence of my crimes here into this cake,

And I’m just gonna law low for a while until all this blows over. Just me and Fernando. Uh-oh. [bells ringing] [Lizzie] Uh……Oh! Hello? [Scott] Hi! [Lizzie] How can I help you fine gentlemen? [Scott] As you may have heard the horrible news that Jack has passed away…fully. [Lizzie] He passed away?!

[Lizzie] That’s so tragic! [Scott] I know! [Scott] And we were in charge of executing his will! [Scott] Number one of the will actually says that you are the sole heir of all of his diamonds. [Lizzie] No way! Really?! Oh my gosh I’m rich! How many did he have?! [Seapeekay] Bad news, just one.

[Lizzie] Is that it?! [Seapeekay] Er…have a little look at this see if you notice anything suspicious about it. [Lizzie] Uh…yeah everything looks fine to me. [Scott] Could you look at the author and read that out to us? [Lizzie] Oh! Jack’s will by LDShadowLady!

[Lizzie] Wow! What a weird glitch! I’ve never seen anything like that before! [Scott] Do you mind if we take a look inside your house? [Lizzie] Yeah you can have a look! I don’t have anything to hide. I think you’ll find everything is in order. [Scott] OK. [Seapeekay] Mmm… [Scott] Mm hmm…

[Lizzie] Check my basement, I know it looks creepy but I promise you there’s nothing sinister down here. [Seapeekay] I’ll have a little look down here, I mean there’s some cobwebs. [Seapeekay] That’s OK, you’re allowed those. [Lizzie] I keep all my books in here boys.

[Scott] OK. [Lizzie] And there’s nothing in there that could be suspicious. [Scott] I wanna have a look elsewhere. There’s an upstairs to this house correct? [Lizzie] Yeah I got a bedroom up there. [Scott] Jeremy’s stuff? [Lizzie] Yep! That’s my pet turtle Jeremy! He’s…he’s not living with me at the moment.

[Scott] Jack also had a Jeremy so I just wanted to make sure. [Lizzie] Oh I see. [Lizzie] Well as you can see everything’s perfectly in order so… [Scott] What is…. [Seapeekay] Whoa! [Lizzie] Where did you guys go?! [Lizzie gasps] There’s a secret room?! [Lizzie] I’ve never seen anything like this in my life!

[Seapeekay] Erm…. [Scott] Would you like to explain Jeremy’s will? By JackSucksAtLife Original? [Lizzie] Well how did that get there?! [Scott] Erm…let’s have a look shall we? [Lizzie] Yeah! What does it say?

[Scott] I would like Lizzie to be tied to the large tree outside of the church and sacrificed as the tree burns down and everyone watches. [Lizzie] Wow! That’s crazy right?! [Scott] This one’s even signed ‘JackJeremy’. [Seapeekay] This is a much more…Lizzie? [Scott] Lizzie? [Scott] Ma’am?

[Lizzie] You’ll have to catch me first! I’m like a whippet! [Scott and Seapeekay laugh] Where has she gone?! [Scott] She’s running to the forest! No, no, no, no, no! [Lizzie] They’ll never find me! [Seapeekay] I went nether hub! [Lizzie screams] [Seapeekay] Scott she’s here! [Scott] She’s at the nether? [Lizzie screams]

[Scott] She’s in the church! She’s in the church! [Lizzie] You’ve got me cornered! [Scott] Your actions have consequences! [Lizzie laughs] [Lizzie] I accept my punishment. [Lizzie] So this is where I am to die. [Lizzie] Well, thank you boys for upholding the law. [Lizzie] Here I go! [Seapeekay] Oh! Oh! [Lizzie] Oh! [Seapeekay] Wow!

Urgh these lime hearts are quite aggressive! But they do match my green magic wand very nicely! What? What is this? Meet me at the church. Who is leaving secret correspondence in my kitchen? I guess we’ll find out. [Lizzie gasps] Scott! I see you’ve summoned me here! For what purpose?

[Scott] I have. I decided with Jack’s funeral I’m also killing Jeremyism. [Scott] I’m gonna take out both the cult and it’s members and basically everyone who comes to the funeral, [Scott] And I need your help to make sure that happens. [Lizzie] Wow! OK what do I do?! How do I help?!

[Scott] Everyone will come in, take their seats, I’ll be at the front giving my eulogy. [Scott] And when I say the code word which will be ‘mooshroom’, [Scott] I need you to get up from your seat, come to the back, lock the door so no one can get out.

[Lizzie] I’m so happy that you’ve entrusted me with this important job in the destruction of Jeremyism, Thank you for bestowing this upon me. [Lizzie] Also, I brought cake for the funeral. [beep] [Lizzie] Right, who’s leading the funeral procession? [Joel] You can go first

[Lizzie] I didn’t even know Jack that well. I certainly wasn’t involved in his death in any way. [Quig] Yeah I never got to see him online. [Joel] I built him a statue and a castle [Lizzie] Maybe you should go first then. [everyone laughs and cheers]

[Lizzie] So we all took our seats for the funeral service. [Lizzie] Seapeekay somehow tripped and fell in to the decorative lava and lost one of his lives. [everyone laughs] [Lizzie] But we continued on with the proceedings until Scott used the code word: [Scott] But his mooshroom skin definitely brought us all joy.

[Lizzie] I closed the doors and chaos ensued [everyone panics] [Lizzie] What have I done? [gasps] Gem! [Lizzie] Oli! Oh…oh [everyone panics] So now here I am on my final life! So I better be really careful because I still have a few things I wanna do before I get kicked off the server!

I also have a few commitments to take care of, Jack’s will did not just specify my death it also specified that I have to take care of his animals. And I’m not entirely sure why but I’m going to honor his last wishes.

So let’s have a look around and see what animals I’ll be adopting today. Oh great. We have a huge shark called Galileo. Oh my gosh, a dog called Digger. Some cluckshrooms. Oh my gosh, who is that? I have to adopt this thing? Starburst.

Oh my gosh! What are you doing to that poor Jeremy?! I’m gonna have so many pets! Who’s this? Oh my gosh a panda! Mildrew! Now where’s Lobby T and Pauline? Who are they? That’s Vikram. Oh jeez! Who is that? [gasps] Oh no! No, no, no, no, no! Oh no that’s Lobby T!

Oh my gosh! Why are Jack’s final wishes so extreme? Now please don’t tell me…that that…is Pauline. Of course that’s Pauline. Ah! Jeez this man had some dangerous pets! I guess now I have some dangerous pets. I don’t want dangerous pets. Well let’s start with Galileo, I’ll just pop him in my lasso.

And we’re gonna need some kind of giant shark habitat for him back home. So let’s create a big lake here with an island in the middle. Oh! There’s my old strip mine! This should be preserved as an archaeological find! There! Now we’ll just fill this with water.

Now let’s just test that this is adequate for Galileo. Oh he looks happy! Now we just need to decorate a little bit. So let’s mark the strip mine. Ancient strip mine. Archeological dig. From the early redstone age. Mined with redstone tools! No we’ll also plant a tree here to decorate a little bit.

Lovely! And we’re gonna need some flowers on this island. And finally we need to decorate the water a little bit because that is ugly. Let’s do a little bit of research into under water aquatic environments. We’ve got some…what is this? Sea grass? Oh lily pads! [gasps] These are some cute flowers!

And what about some fish to keep him company? Yes! This is perfect! Yoo-hoo! Galileo! I come bearing gifts of salmon! [gasps] I probably should’ve seen that coming! Well let’s hope that he doesn’t eat the plants that I got him. Ta-da! Galileo’s new home! Now who’s next? Of course! Digger the dog!

I see you already have a dog house and he seems to like mushrooms. So we’re going with that theme. So over here behind Moo Moo Meadows, I’m going to flatten this area of land so it is suitable. And then here in the middle I’m going to plant a mushroom and grow it.

[gasps] Beautiful! And this will be Digger’s home! So I’m gonna craft him a new dog house, Some of these mushroom lamps, And some of these mushroom chests which are adorable! So this goes here, and we’ve got some mushroom lamps around which I will turn on so that they glow in the night time.

I also want to try and make a mini mushroom but this could go horribly wrong. Oh that’s actually kinda cute! Aww! I love it! Now for my mushroom chests which also look like tiny baby mushrooms. Oh my gosh the cluckshrooms would also look really cute here!

So let’s release Digger and we’ll grab these little sailing cluckshrooms and they can live here too! Oh my gosh they’re adorable! I think we actually need more mushrooms. Digger is not pleased and neither am I. Oops. Oh jeez! That one went really wrong! Wait…what’s this? A smelly egg?! Ew!

OK final touch, some rose bushes and it is complete. I hope they enjoy their new home while I go and collect my next pet. Who is it? Oh my gosh! I didn’t even see this one earlier! Shaun?! Oh dear! Shaun’s blimmin’ huge! Well…I hope he can get along with Galileo. If he’ll fit…

Do you fit Shaun? Is this a bit cramped for you Shaun? I think it is. Excuse me one second. [twelve seconds later] Ta-da! Fabulous darling! Now, we must of course next rescue Starburst. What am I gonna do with a giant dinosaur?! Except put him underground as a fossil where he should be!

Oh actually that gives me an idea! Perhaps he should live in a cave! And I’ve got the perfect cave over there! OK there’s no cave there yet. Let’s just get rid of some of this. Now let’s try and make this look like an actual cave and not a muddy hole in the wall.

OK it’s a little dark in the cave. So I’ve got these lumishrooms and shinyshrooms to light up the darkness. And I have an actual fossil. I don’t know where this came from but I have in my possession an ammonite fossil embedded in to stone. So this is perfect for the dinosaur cave.

I thought it would also be cool to add some bones laying around. So this is like the den of a dinosaur that eats a lot of things with bones. I’ve also got some of these crystals that I thought would be cool hanging from the ceiling.

And maybe some little pools of water that have collected over the years. Perfect! Now hopefully Starburst will fit in here. Ta-da! And I think he’s too big to escape! Cause I am a little bit concerned that he might go after my Panda Sanctuary next door. Which is overrun lately! What the….

The heck have I done?! Next there was a stray Jeremy reindeer around. I will rescue him and I think he will be perfectly at home here in my autumn cozy cottage. He’s definitely matching the vibes with the goat over here and the cute little muddy pig. He’s not escaping is he?

There’s no way out Jeremy. [beep] OK the last normal pet that Jack had was this beautiful Mildrew. Going straight to the Panda Sanctuary to be with his beautiful brethren! And now he’s wondered off and we’ll probably never see him again. Which one is he?

Well now the time has come for Jack’s disgusting pets. I’m going to attempt to grab this next one without actually looking at it. I don’t want to see- I can hear it. No…I just saw….I just saw toes. OK. I’m closing my eyes now and I’m reaching in.

Did I get it? I didn’t get it. Oh it’s crawling around! I got my eyes closed still! [Lizzie screams] What happened?! Wait…what? What did I just do? [Lizzie laughs] Oh I just need to grab it! Oh my gosh! Why is it not grabbing? I hate this. [Lizzie screeches] [Lizzie panicking]

I got it! And I never want to see it again. And that’s why I’ll be taking it and I’m gonna be giving him the perfect tree-top home that he will never want to leave. Up here above the haunted stables where he belongs.

I’m gonna clear out a section and I’m gonna fill in all the little cracks so he can never escape, Cause if I wake up and he’s in my room one day, That’s the end of X Life. I’m logging out and I’m never coming back. OK now he’s gonna need some spider webs.

This place needs to be perfect because I don’t want him to ever leave. Now as if this wasn’t horrifying enough, I’m gonna add to it by placing down some spider eggs. Maybe this will trick Lobby T into some nesting instinct, And she’ll never want to leave the spider nest.

Oh my gosh it’s horrifying. So let’s close this up, put her in there, Urgh! And put some of these beware signs. This should keep people away. And now I never have to look at Lobby T again. Wait a second….OK good! From my bedroom I cannot see it!

Which means she cannot see me while I sleep. Now the final pet of Jack’s is of course Pauline. Though her sweet name does not really match her horrifying visage. So I think that’s all of the pets, I’m leaving Vikram behind because that is Joel’s responsibility. Oh jeez! Who’s this?! Andre? Oh my gosh.

This place is just crawling with weird pets! I’m gonna have to rescu- Oh! Jeremy! What are you doing back here? Are you a twin? Will I ever be free of this responsibility?! Andre can live in here with Starburst, like two peas in a pod. Twin Jeremy is coming with me as well.

And you can stay with other Jeremy. So now we are left with Pauline the grotesque. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh! Oh! Oh I’m panicking! OK…never mind. Perhaps I should call her Pauline the panic inducer, cause that’s what she does to me. So I was thinking she should guard a graveyard!

But we don’t actually have a cemetery of any kind on my property. And it might be a good idea to build one since I am on 10 hearts now, Which means I may need to lay down to rest forever quite soon.

So I’ve picked out a nice spot over here which I’m going to redevelop into a beautiful resting place for my future self. So, just gonna flatten this out. Now I am a little concerned that there is a huge hole here which might give me nightmares in my eternal slumber.

I’m just gonna make sure I light it up down there. Now hopefully I can rest in peace…when the time comes. So now all we need is a crypt. I want it to be nice and spacious. Yes, I think this is looking adequately spooky for a final resting place.

We do need a bed for me to rest in. And just to be dramatic I am gonna make it black like the colour of my hearts. Ta-da! Oh and I think we should put some windows in here because even in the afterlife, I wanna see the nice view!

But of course we don’t want me breaking out so I’m gonna put some iron bars to keep me caged in my tomb. And now we just need a lovely cemetery around my crypt. Ta-da! So here we have some tomb stones and some freshly dug graves.

And I’m gonna leave this one open because that is where I’m gonna put Pauline. Ready to leap out and attack anyone who trespasses on this sacred ground. So I have completed all of Jack’s requests for me, From my gruesome death to the adoption of all his animals.

So that’s where I’m gonna end this episode of X Life! Leave a like if you enjoyed, subscribe if you’re new, And I will see you next time! [outro music]